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(moaning)
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Reg...
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Oh, my god, what
is that smell?
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Bad cheese, wilted lettuce,
and spoiled meat.
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Well, don't tell us
the recipe-- surprise us.
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I'm not cooking.
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My freezer broke down.
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Everything's ruined.
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Frozen hamburger, frozen
chicken, frozen salad.
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It's been rotting all weekend.
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I can't sell that
now... Can I?
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As a customer,
I say no.
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As, as a doctor
who needs the business,
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I say go for it.
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Let's see--
my eyes are watering,
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My throat's burning,
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And I have a mild
sense of nausea.
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French toast?
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I'm not cooking.
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My freezer broke down.
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That's the smell of rotten food.
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I've had your
french toast, reg.
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It was an honest mistake.
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The repair man said it's shot
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And it will cost
almost $8,000 to replace it.
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Bob:
Well, you're in luck, reg.
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Bob knows a guy
who can get you a freezer cheap.
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Yeah, just don't be standing
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Behind the truck
when it falls off.
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Hey, wait a minute,
is this the same guy
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That sold me a case of
two musketeers bars?
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Bob:
Look, bob knows a guy
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Who supplies freezers
to the whole east coast.
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I mean, you'll get it for below
what my guy gets it
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From guys who sell it
to other guys
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Who wish they were guys
who knew guys like my guy.
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What guy?
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Trust me, she'll get a deal.
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What kind of deal?
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Reg, it's bob.
I'd be careful.
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What am I gonna do?
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I can't run this business
without a freezer.
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Wait a minute, your stove
still works, doesn't it?
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You don't understand.
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I don't really cook so much
as I defrost and reheat.
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I can't afford a new freezer.
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I might as well shut
this place down.
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Someone could say
that would be a shame.
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(all muttering)
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So, reggie's is closed.
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Where do you want
to go for lunch?
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Anywhere you want to go
is fine with me.
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Okay, um, why don't
we order in italian?
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I don't speak italian.
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No, I meant we would order
italian food.
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Nah, too many carbs.
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Uh, deli?
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Nah, too much
protein.
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Seafood?
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Nah, it doesn't travel.
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But I can pick anywhere I want?
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Sure, I'm up for anything.
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John, where shall
we order lunch from?
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Anyplace is fine with me.
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Okay, then I'm ordering chinese.
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Nah, I had chinese
for breakfast.
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And I had it
last night for dinner.
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In china, they have it
for every meal.
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Oh, hi,
mrs. Bennett.
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Uh, I don't have you down
for an appointment.
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Is there a problem?
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No, I was
just wondering
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If I could talk
to dr. Becker.
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Sure, come on back.
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No, john, wait,
we still didn't decide
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What we're going to do
for lunch.
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Well, just, anything's
fine, come on.
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Oh, john, come on, please,
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Pick someplace.
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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Mrs. Bennett, where
are your people from?
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Michigan.
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Perfect-- we'll have tacos.
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There you go.
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Uh, please,
what can I do for you?
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You know those antidepressant
pills you gave my husband?
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Yeah, yeah, they're working
great, aren't they?
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I mean, he's happy,
vibrant, full of energy.
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I want you to take them away.
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He's running around
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As if he were 20 years old.
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Well, that's
a good thing, isn't it?
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In the yard
with a rake and some leaves,
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It's a good thing,
but in the house,
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He wants me sexually
all the time.
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Uh...
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Like yesterday.
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He brought home one of those
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Peekaboo nighties
for me to wear.
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You know, the kind
that doesn't have any...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Mrs. Bennett,
there's no need for pictures.
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Look, thi-this is not uncommon.
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Uh, sometimes when
a clinical depression lifts,
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The patient regains
his sex drive,
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Even someone your husband's age.
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Don't you have a pill that
would make him want to dust?
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Um...
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I-I take it the feelings
aren't mutual.
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Well, don't get me wrong.
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Howard and I have been
around the block.
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In our day
we went all around town.
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We even went
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To jersey once or twice...
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If you get my meaning.
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I'm desperately trying not to.
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It's gotten so bad
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That if I drop a fork
on the floor, I kick it away
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So I don't have
to pick it up in front of him.
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Every time I bend over...
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(stammers)
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What did I say
about pictures, really?
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Well, can't you give him
something to calm him down?
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What do they do to horses?
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I-I don't think he'd like that.
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Then take away
the pills, please.
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No, I ca-- I can't do that,
mrs. Bennett, but I...
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He's coming in this afternoon
for a follow-up.
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I'll tell you what,
I'll talk to him then.
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Oh, thank you.
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I don't like bringing this up,
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But imagine yourself
in my position.
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Pictures, please...
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Taco ben's?
Nah.
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Taco bill's?
Nah.
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Taco bob's?
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Nah.
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I'm sorry, doctor.
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50 years ago,
I'd have been flattered
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To have a man chasing me,
but not now.
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I understand,
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But give me a chance.
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Maybe I can find a way
to make this work.
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Sure, he says
don't date the patients
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Till he sees one he wants.
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Here you go.
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Wait, what
are you taking?
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A post. What, are you blind?
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Whoa, a blind guy.
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With a newsstand.
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I thought that only happened
in old movies.
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Yeah, this is my little
tribute to hollywood.
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Good one.
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It isn't just your hair
that's funny.
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Hey, uh, toots.
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I'm looking
for reggie kostas.
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Can you tell him I'm here?
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I'm reggie kostas.
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Really?
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I was expecting some old greek
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With a bad accent
and a wart on his nose.
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That was my father.
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Well, you're
very blessed, sweetheart.
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Usually greek women
are very hairy,
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But you're young,
there's still time.
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Just who the hell
do you think you are?
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Lenny!
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Bobby!
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(laughing)
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Hey, nice hair plugs.
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Before you know it,
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You'll have enough
for a comb-over.
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Thank you very much.
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Hey, you know who
was asking about you?
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Who?
Nobody.
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(both laughing)
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You get me
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With that one
every time.
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I should have guessed
he was a friend of yours.
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Hey, do you know
who this is?
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Lenny's the top appliance guy
in the tristate area.
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He's your guy?
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Leonard nagle.
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I don't usually come down
to the slums to do business,
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But bob said you needed help.
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Lucky for you, huh, zorba?
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What did you say?
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I said, "lucky for you,"
as in "today is your lucky day."
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You play your cards right, you
might get lucky tonight, too.
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All right, that's it, get out.
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Len, wait.
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Reg, can I talk to you
down here for a second?
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Why are you talking
to him like that?
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He's going
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To give you a great deal.
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I don't care,
he's an ass.
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Well, you don't
got to marry him.
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You just got
to buy a freezer.
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Don't you know
some other guy?
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There is no other guy.
Lenny's the guy.
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Other guys wish
they knew guys
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Who knew guys
like lenny knows guys.
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Oh, shut up.
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Look, leonard, I appreciate
that you're slumming,
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But there's no way in hell
this is going to work out.
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Hey, you seem
a little uptight.
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You know what
you need, sweetheart?
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Get out.
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A new freezer.
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I would suggest a norseman 8000.
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26 cubic feet,
auto moisture control,
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Self-cleaning condenser,
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Five-year warranty, but
if you want to pay full price
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Just because I offended
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Your delicate
sensibilities, fine.
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I hope you and the blind guy
sell a lot of chiclets.
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Okay, wait a minute.
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What price exactly
are you...?
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Oh, my god, you
are the guy.
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I love it
when women say that.
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Next time try it
with your shirt off.
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00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,047
You're wasting your time
with this, sweetheart.
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My blood pressure went
through the roof
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The second you walked
in the door.
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Mr. Bennett, you're
such a tease.
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No, I'm serious.
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Why don't we
run away together?
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We can even bring my wife.
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Believe me, she won't
get in the way.
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Mr. Bennett,
how you feeling?
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Ah, great. Linda and I
are going away together.
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I tried to resist,
but I couldn't.
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Do something about him.
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Ah, I see your test
results look good.
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Not having any adverse reaction
to the antidepressant?
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Uh-uh.
Appetite back?
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Oh, yeah.
Sleeping well?
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Like a baby.
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Your sex drive?
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I want to thank you for that.
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It's like meeting a friend
you haven't seen for 20 years.
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Yeah, speaking of which,
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Your wife was in
here to talk to me.
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00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,167
She came to talk to you? Why?
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00:10:03,201 --> 00:10:04,434
Well, let's just say
she doesn't share
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00:10:04,469 --> 00:10:07,271
Your newfound
enthusiasm for sex.
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00:10:07,305 --> 00:10:09,439
Look, I thought
my sex life was over,
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00:10:09,474 --> 00:10:11,375
But since
I'm on this medication,
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I feel vital, and frankly
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I don't think a couple of times
a month is too much to ask.
250
00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:18,515
Well, a couple times a month?
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00:10:18,549 --> 00:10:20,785
That's all
we're talking about here?
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00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:23,421
How often
do you have sex, big shot?
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It just so happens,
you know, I work late.
254
00:10:26,191 --> 00:10:29,360
It's hard for me to m...
255
00:10:29,394 --> 00:10:31,829
You know something?
We're not talking about me.
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00:10:31,863 --> 00:10:32,463
I don't know what to do.
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00:10:32,497 --> 00:10:34,432
She wasn't always like this.
258
00:10:34,466 --> 00:10:37,401
Well, maybe the two of you
should talk to a therapist.
259
00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:38,502
Talk to a stranger?
260
00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:39,904
That doesn't feel right.
261
00:10:39,938 --> 00:10:41,405
Why can't we talk to you?
262
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,874
You see, it's not my
area of expertise.
263
00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:46,944
Oh, look, you've been
our doctor for years.
264
00:10:46,978 --> 00:10:48,146
She trusts you, I trust you.
265
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:51,381
Then trust me, I don't
want to do this.
266
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,717
What, do I have to beg?
267
00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:55,185
I'm doing enough
of that already.
268
00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,256
All right, all right, all right.
269
00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,723
Oh, great,
when do we do this, now?
270
00:10:59,758 --> 00:11:01,559
I can get her
over here right now.
271
00:11:01,593 --> 00:11:02,493
Just keep your pants on.
272
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,562
As a matter of fact,
until we all get together,
273
00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,697
Consider that my prescription.
274
00:11:06,731 --> 00:11:08,766
Man, you're not going
to believe this.
275
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,969
I have to play sex therapist
to a couple of 80-year-olds.
276
00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:13,671
The bennetts?
277
00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:14,739
Oh, I think that's sweet.
278
00:11:14,773 --> 00:11:17,141
We should all be so lucky
to be in our 80s
279
00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:19,277
And still have
an active sex life.
280
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:23,114
In a long marriage, the trick
is to keep it interesting.
281
00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:27,185
For instance, the other night,
louis and I, we tried...
282
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:30,921
Pictures,
margaret, pictures.
283
00:11:30,955 --> 00:11:32,623
You wish.
284
00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:45,969
Good morning, jake.
285
00:11:46,004 --> 00:11:47,305
Depends.
286
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,006
Is leonard here?
287
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,409
No, thank god.
Oh, good,
288
00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:53,511
'cause I can't go through
another day like yesterday.
289
00:11:53,545 --> 00:11:54,978
At least he wasn't
hitting on you.
290
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:57,414
No, but he was sprinkling salt
all over my braille book.
291
00:11:57,448 --> 00:12:00,084
I didn't know
what the hell I was reading.
292
00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:04,021
Well, he promises me I'll
have my freezer by tomorrow.
293
00:12:04,055 --> 00:12:06,023
So what you're saying is,
we can't kill him.
294
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:08,425
Not till I get
my freezer.
295
00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:10,794
Then we'll have a place
to hide the body.
296
00:12:12,363 --> 00:12:13,798
Good morning.
297
00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:17,034
It's a bright and sunny day
out there.
298
00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:20,371
Too bad they're all dark
and cloudy for you, huh?
299
00:12:22,473 --> 00:12:24,441
Hello, sweet cakes.
300
00:12:24,475 --> 00:12:27,078
You know, as much as we enjoy
spending time with you, leonard,
301
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,446
There must be things
that are so much more important
302
00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,749
For you to be doing
back at your office.
303
00:12:31,783 --> 00:12:32,883
This is my office.
304
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,851
It's a wireless world.
305
00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:37,421
Hey, I'm going to give you
my private number.
306
00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:38,789
You can keep it by your bed
307
00:12:38,823 --> 00:12:42,459
In case you wake up some night
and find you need me.
308
00:12:42,493 --> 00:12:45,296
You know what
I need from you?
309
00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,464
I need for you to take
that phone and...
310
00:12:47,498 --> 00:12:48,566
Reggie, freezer.
311
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,767
...Show it to me
312
00:12:49,801 --> 00:12:53,270
Because I want
to get one just like it.
313
00:12:53,304 --> 00:12:55,505
You can call me anytime.
314
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,873
Hey, speaking of calls,
315
00:12:56,908 --> 00:13:00,010
I think I'm getting one
from the downtown office.
316
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,547
Hey, jake, I'm taking
a times for the can.
317
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:04,982
I don't, don't need details.
Just leave the money.
318
00:13:05,016 --> 00:13:06,917
I'm just borrowing it.
I'm gonna bring it back.
319
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,819
I don't want it back.
320
00:13:08,853 --> 00:13:09,920
Lenny!
321
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,622
Bobby!
322
00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:12,723
Kill me.
323
00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:13,791
You have to
excuse me, bob.
324
00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:15,092
Call from
the downtown office?
325
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:16,727
No, I'm going
to the can.
326
00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:18,196
(laughing)
327
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,931
You guys are so lucky-- you get
to hang out with lenny all day.
328
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:23,201
You know what? I don't care
how much money he's saving me.
329
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:24,268
I can't take it anymore.
330
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,403
I'm throwing him out.
331
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:26,404
What?
332
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,270
No, reg, you can't.
333
00:13:27,305 --> 00:13:28,606
This freezer's important
for both of us.
334
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,140
If you don't have it,
you don't serve food.
335
00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:32,910
You don't serve food,
then I don't sell tums.
336
00:13:34,979 --> 00:13:37,615
So I don't care how rude he is,
how bad he hits on you.
337
00:13:37,649 --> 00:13:40,851
Whatever he wants, just,
just take one for the team.
338
00:13:40,885 --> 00:13:42,653
That is easy for you to say.
339
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,355
You haven't seen him.
340
00:13:44,389 --> 00:13:46,390
Well, he can't look worse
than his breath.
341
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,925
Bob:
Wait a second,
342
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,092
I-I can't believe
what I'm hearing here.
343
00:13:49,127 --> 00:13:50,327
Lenny's a great guy.
344
00:13:50,361 --> 00:13:52,563
He's going to get you
an incredible deal.
345
00:13:52,597 --> 00:13:53,263
And what do you care?
346
00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:55,298
Oh, wait a minute.
347
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,167
Are you getting
a cut out of this?
348
00:13:57,201 --> 00:14:00,070
Bob is hurt.
349
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:02,072
I do this out of the goodness
of my heart.
350
00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:03,274
How much?
351
00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:04,241
Five percent.
352
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:07,044
Hey, reg.
353
00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:08,712
Did you get that
freezer yet?
354
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,114
Not yet.
355
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:12,316
Well, I probably shouldn't
smoke on an empty stomach.
356
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,518
Let me have have
some coffee to go.
357
00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:16,420
False alarm.
358
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,023
Usually I say no news
is good news,
359
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:19,856
But not in this case.
360
00:14:19,891 --> 00:14:21,625
(laughs)
361
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:23,093
Who's this?
362
00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:24,695
You don't want to know.
363
00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:25,796
Yeah, you're right.
364
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:28,499
Besides, I have patients
waiting for me.
365
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,334
Hey, you're a doctor, great.
366
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,303
Do you have anything
that grows hair?
367
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:35,206
You can always use whatever
you're spraying in your ears.
368
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,382
Oh, john,
369
00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,551
The bennetts are waiting for you
in your office.
370
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:50,887
Oh, right, my little talk
about sex over 80.
371
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,456
That could be very dangerous.
372
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:54,691
You could lose control
of the car.
373
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:02,066
80 years old, linda.
374
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,068
Ew, how'd you like to pull up
next to that car?
375
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,938
No, linda, I...
376
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,473
Yeah, that would be bad.
377
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,641
Oh, by the way, john,
378
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,542
We decided to have pizza
for lunch.
379
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:13,844
Oh, great,
I love pizza.
380
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:15,012
What do you want on it?
381
00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:16,446
Oh, anything's fine with me.
382
00:15:16,481 --> 00:15:17,815
You two pick.
383
00:15:17,849 --> 00:15:18,983
How about mushrooms?
384
00:15:19,017 --> 00:15:20,217
I love mushrooms.
385
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,719
Oh, anything but mushrooms.
386
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:22,853
Order the pizza.
387
00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:23,821
But he said...
388
00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:25,455
Order the damn pizza.
389
00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:29,526
Oh.
Mr. Bennett,
mrs. Bennett.
390
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,694
Hello, doctor.
391
00:15:30,728 --> 00:15:31,929
Hi, doc, you're looking good.
How are you?
392
00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:32,963
Thank you.
393
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:36,300
Well, I guess we know
why we're here.
394
00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:39,736
You two have been together
a long time.
395
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,905
Needless to say,
you're pretty set in your ways,
396
00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,140
And then along comes life
397
00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:46,042
And throws you
this unexpected curve.
398
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,012
Which I think is
all the more reason
399
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:49,880
To, to talk to each other,
you know,
400
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,849
And get everything out
in the open, right?
401
00:15:51,883 --> 00:15:53,584
Right.
402
00:15:53,618 --> 00:15:55,986
Okay, all better, then?
403
00:15:57,722 --> 00:16:00,424
Did you understand
a thing he said?
404
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,759
Not a word.
405
00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:05,262
Look, y-you're going to have
to help me out here.
406
00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:06,564
That's what I keep
telling her.
407
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:08,599
Howard, please.
408
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,234
Howard:
Look,
409
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,335
What am I supposed to do?
410
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:12,803
I walk by the bathroom,
I look in,
411
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:15,439
She's in there in her slip
rubbing bengay on her knee,
412
00:16:15,473 --> 00:16:17,140
I get hot.
413
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,579
Where was all this
energy 60 years ago
414
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,681
When I wanted to go
backpacking through europe?
415
00:16:23,715 --> 00:16:27,284
60 years ago, the nazis were
backpacking through europe.
416
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:34,158
Let's just try to stay on topic,
all right?
417
00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,829
We're here to talk openly and
honestly about your sex life.
418
00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:41,565
The way I understand it,
you want sex all the time
419
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,900
And you,
not so much.
420
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,401
Not at all.
421
00:16:44,435 --> 00:16:46,036
I never said that.
422
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:51,575
I, I just want to be able
to vacuum without surprises.
423
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:57,848
You used to give me flowers
and take me dancing.
424
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,184
Now, see, there you go, see,
I think what your wife wants
425
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:01,318
Is just a little more romance.
426
00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:02,953
Oh, thank you, doctor.
427
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:06,457
All you I ever hear you say
is "I want you."
428
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:11,428
Just once I'd like to hear you
say "I love you."
429
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:14,531
You don't know
I love you?
430
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:19,035
Harriet, I've loved you from
the first moment I saw you.
431
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,471
In fact, that first day
432
00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:23,006
I fell in love with you
three times:
433
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,242
When I saw you walking
toward me, when we spoke,
434
00:17:26,277 --> 00:17:28,879
And when I watched you
walk away.
435
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:30,848
That feeling
has never changed,
436
00:17:30,882 --> 00:17:34,017
And I'm sorry if I ever
made you feel it did.
437
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:37,555
Oh, howard, that's so sweet.
438
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:42,192
Yeah, really, howard.
439
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,695
Let's go home.
440
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,196
I'd love that.
441
00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:47,331
Oh.
(chuckles)
442
00:17:47,365 --> 00:17:48,898
Here we go.
Thank you.
443
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,900
Oh, thank you so much,
doctor.
444
00:17:50,935 --> 00:17:51,901
Oh, you're welcome.
445
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:53,002
Thank you.
My pleasure.
446
00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,771
I'm glad, I'm glad
I could help.
447
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:58,875
Chicks.
448
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:01,045
You got to tell them
what they want to hear.
449
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:14,792
Good news, gorgeous.
450
00:18:16,394 --> 00:18:17,661
Guess what I have for you.
451
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:21,865
I'm really afraid
to answer that question.
452
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,434
Don't be.
It's your new freezer.
453
00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:25,535
Bob:
Huh, what'd I tell you?
454
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,337
Is he the guy or is he the guy?
455
00:18:27,572 --> 00:18:29,974
I said I was going to get her
a freezer, I got her a freezer.
456
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,275
When I do business,
457
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:32,842
It's on the up-and-up.
458
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:33,911
Okay, who do I write
the check to?
459
00:18:33,945 --> 00:18:35,813
An offshore bank
in the cayman islands.
460
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,449
We'll discuss it over dinner.
461
00:18:39,484 --> 00:18:40,851
Dinner?
462
00:18:40,885 --> 00:18:43,086
Well, come on, sweetheart, you
didn't think the price you got
463
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,021
Was out of the goodness
of my heart, did you?
464
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:46,957
What are you talking about?
465
00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:49,660
I'm talking about you and me,
you know.
466
00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:51,628
That was always
part of the deal.
467
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,697
Bob?
468
00:18:53,731 --> 00:18:56,566
I swear, reg, he never said
anything about this.
469
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,069
I don't care who said what,
I'm not going out with him.
470
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,538
Then you're not getting
your freezer.
471
00:19:00,572 --> 00:19:01,605
Hey, look, lenny.
472
00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:03,474
I kid around as much
as the next guy, but...
473
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:04,475
What are you doing here?
474
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:05,442
Stay out of this, bob.
475
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,443
I'm working here.
476
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,044
Lenny, she's a friend of mine.
477
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,447
And I'm trying to make her
a friend of mine.
478
00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:13,183
Look, lenny, you're way
over the line here.
479
00:19:13,217 --> 00:19:14,451
You can't treat her
like that.
480
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,053
Back off, bob, I'm
making my play here.
481
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,589
Look, lenny, I'm serious.
482
00:19:18,623 --> 00:19:20,256
You're kidding me.
No, I'm not,
and if you keep this up,
483
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,326
I'm gonna call
the better business bureau.
Don't make me laugh.
484
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,228
I'll call your wife.
Doesn't scare me.
485
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:26,530
I'll call your mother.
So where do you
want that freezer?
486
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:27,531
Bring it
around the back!
487
00:19:31,902 --> 00:19:33,870
What the hell?
I took a shot.
488
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:42,246
Sorry about that, reg.
I didn't know.
489
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,715
I believe you.
490
00:19:44,749 --> 00:19:47,351
I really appreciate
you stepping in like that.
491
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,453
Glad to help.
492
00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:50,954
Do me a favor,
would you?
493
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:52,556
If anybody asks,
494
00:19:52,590 --> 00:19:55,359
Could he have been a lot bigger
and could I have hit him?
495
00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:56,993
Absolutely.
496
00:19:57,027 --> 00:19:58,862
You kicked his ass.
497
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:01,231
Thanks, reg.
498
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,441
Hi, reg.
499
00:20:11,475 --> 00:20:13,911
Word on the street is
you're back in business.
500
00:20:13,945 --> 00:20:15,813
Yeah, I guess so.
501
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:18,115
Don't seem too excited about it.
502
00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:19,416
Well, why should I be?
503
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:23,020
I almost prostituted myself
for a major appliance.
504
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,823
At least you didn't have
to play sex therapist
505
00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:27,390
To a couple of 80-year-olds.
506
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:29,293
Do I want to hear about this?
507
00:20:29,327 --> 00:20:32,496
I sure as hell didn't.
508
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:35,665
You know, it just
doesn't seem fair.
509
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,835
When other people work hard,
they seem to get ahead.
510
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,437
And look at what
I had to go through
511
00:20:40,471 --> 00:20:44,408
Just to end up exactly
right back where I started.
512
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,442
I know what you mean.
513
00:20:45,476 --> 00:20:46,843
I mean, I don't like
to complain,
514
00:20:46,877 --> 00:20:49,313
But I never thought
life would be this tough.
515
00:20:49,347 --> 00:20:50,981
I did.
516
00:20:53,184 --> 00:20:55,252
Ever since I was a kid.
517
00:20:55,286 --> 00:20:57,054
Once when I was seven,
518
00:20:57,088 --> 00:20:59,356
I was playing hide-and-go-seek
with some friends.
519
00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,724
It was my turn to hide,
520
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:04,395
I crawled into this hollow
tree on my neighbor's yard.
521
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,163
Best place ever.
522
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:09,933
Nobody looked for you, did they?
523
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,869
No, and they took
my bike, too.
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