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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,240 So much to do. 2 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:14,780 So little time to do it. 3 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:19,740 Sometimes two hands is just darn enough. 4 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,720 I just love to cook. 5 00:03:20,580 --> 00:03:24,500 I do believe it's ready. 6 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,100 Then maybe you can come in the kitchen. 7 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,600 Yes, ma 'am. 8 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:15,340 Oh, yes. 9 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,040 Is there something I can help you with? 10 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:22,020 No. Some things are women's work. 11 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:26,500 I understand, ma 'am. I'll wait right here. What seems to be the trouble? 12 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:29,080 There's no trouble right now. 13 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:53,710 If something's too cold, I make it hot. If something's too hot, I make it cold. 14 00:05:54,070 --> 00:05:55,510 Stoves, refrigerators, pussies. 15 00:05:56,510 --> 00:06:00,270 It helps me to get my work done when someone's watching me. 16 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:05,670 My daddy always used to tell me when I was doing a good job. 17 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:08,750 Do you think I'm doing a good job? 18 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:10,450 Yes, ma 'am, I do. 19 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:14,870 You can repair just about anything. 20 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:16,370 Is that right? 21 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,210 Some things I fix better than others, ma 'am. 22 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,960 Do you do any plumbing? 23 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,080 What's the matter, ma 'am? 24 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:25,220 You got some leaky plumbing somewhere? 25 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:31,580 I've been trying, but the moisture just keeps leaking out. 26 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,680 Do you think you got the right kind of tools? 27 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,560 I think I got one tool that'll fix that leak just fine, ma 'am. 28 00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:17,550 the kitchen and I'll show you what needs fixing. 29 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:23,910 Here's the tool I use for just about everything. 30 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,110 Do you need a hand? 31 00:07:27,510 --> 00:07:28,510 Yes, ma 'am. 32 00:07:28,890 --> 00:07:30,190 That's exactly what I need. 33 00:07:31,470 --> 00:07:32,810 It's a very handy tool. 34 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,870 When it's extended, it gets into nearly every crack. 35 00:07:39,010 --> 00:07:41,390 Lubricating the tool usually improves its performance. 36 00:07:42,090 --> 00:07:44,690 Well, I was heating some oil for breakfast. 37 00:07:45,170 --> 00:07:46,230 Will that help? 38 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:48,010 Yes, ma 'am. 39 00:08:00,070 --> 00:08:01,070 There. 40 00:08:02,050 --> 00:08:03,410 Seems well lubricated. 41 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,310 Looks like it'll do the job. 42 00:08:08,930 --> 00:08:10,250 It's time for the breakfast. 43 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:30,140 Ma 'am, I've never done this before. 44 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:04,560 You want me to check your plumbing, ma 'am? 45 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:14,340 You want me to see if I can stop those leaks? 46 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,000 I've never done this before. 47 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,140 I think it's time I lifted your plumbing, ma 'am. 48 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:29,480 You do seem to have a moisture problem there ma 'am. 49 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:32,080 I think I better look into this. 50 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,300 Seems to be some sort of leak down here somewhere. 51 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,680 One thing a good repairman can do, ma 'am, is fix leaks. 52 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,100 I'm going to repair yours good. 53 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:19,040 Oh, you're fixing it good. 54 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:21,820 Real good. 55 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:52,630 Oh, yeah. 56 00:10:55,310 --> 00:11:01,770 I never 57 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:05,270 fixed a leak like this before, ma 'am. 58 00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:09,850 Well, I've never leaked like this before. 59 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:12,230 Yeah, yeah. 60 00:11:52,010 --> 00:11:54,390 I think it's time I used the right tool for the job. 61 00:11:55,350 --> 00:11:58,550 But if you think of that, I've never done this before. 62 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:04,310 I think this is the tool that'll do it, ma 'am. Oh, I think so. 63 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,080 best I can. 64 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,430 I can't seem to stop the leak. 65 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,690 Dr. Dickowitz. 66 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:48,710 Dr. Dickowitz. 67 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,590 Serious moisture problem. 68 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:53,570 Oh, no. 69 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:57,710 Well, how's it coming, doctor? 70 00:14:58,030 --> 00:15:00,450 I think it is coming, Mrs. 71 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:01,910 Mrs. Poussey. 72 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:08,150 Say, ah. 73 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,250 Ah. 74 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,290 What do you think I have, doctor? 75 00:15:14,670 --> 00:15:16,050 Chronic lust, Mrs. Poussey. 76 00:15:16,930 --> 00:15:18,230 Is it serious? 77 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:24,110 I'm going to prescribe for you one GB as needed. 78 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:26,090 What's a GB? 79 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:27,790 Gangbang. 80 00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,010 Who is hungry after school? 81 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,270 What do you want to eat? 82 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,770 I want to eat you, Mom. 83 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,760 I do. 84 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:48,940 The dildo salesman. By the way, I'm on my way to Mrs. Bustay's house. 85 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:57,140 Ring, ring. 86 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,360 Who is it? 87 00:21:01,180 --> 00:21:02,920 Don Dill, the dildo salesman. 88 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:16,370 Hello, Mrs. Poussey. 89 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,470 John Dill, the little salesman. 90 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:22,230 Yes, yes, how are you doing? I'm doing fine. I haven't heard from you for a 91 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:24,790 couple of weeks since your last order. Yes, I'm sorry. 92 00:21:25,470 --> 00:21:26,490 And who might this be? 93 00:21:26,770 --> 00:21:28,990 Oh, this is my son. Son, this is Mr. Dill. 94 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,210 Nice to meet you. 95 00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:37,390 I don't want to interrupt anything, but I must show you my new line of items. 96 00:21:37,610 --> 00:21:38,610 Oh, please do. 97 00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,750 You see these, Mrs. Poussey? 98 00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:44,990 Ah. 99 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,800 For the woman who likes a little bit of darkness in her life. 100 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,100 Ooh. 101 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:52,140 Here's one that even your son can play with. 102 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,360 Oh, good. 103 00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:56,300 Ah, one of my favorites. 104 00:21:56,740 --> 00:21:57,840 Pink on pink. 105 00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:00,320 Vibrations to titillate you. 106 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,640 I like that. 107 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:08,960 And if you're into, let's say, the non -male syndrome, this works very 108 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,960 nicely. 109 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,300 It's the babysitter, dear. 110 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:25,740 Oh, Daddy, I'm too old for a babysitter. 111 00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:27,420 I know, sweetie. 112 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,480 But Daddy needs a good piece of ass. 113 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:35,480 Oh. And maybe if you're good enough, Daddy will let the babysitter sit on 114 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,480 face. 115 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:39,140 Well, you know what? You would have been so proud of me today. 116 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,280 I went to school and I had cheerleader tryouts, right? 117 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,180 And I forgot to wear panties. Well, you know, you always tell me to wear clean 118 00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:50,120 panties, but I didn't have any. So I didn't wear them. But I thought I... 119 00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,620 For sure I wasn't going to get to be a cheerleader because I didn't wear them. 120 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:54,820 But you know what? 121 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,760 Everybody on the team loved me. They all, like, screamed and cheered and 122 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,520 shouted. They liked my tears so much. The football team, everybody was there. 123 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,980 And they really, especially, liked my tears. 124 00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:10,700 They asked me to do more tears. So I did. I cheered and cheered. And they 125 00:23:10,700 --> 00:23:13,640 me. They thought I was great. All the other girls were very jealous, so they 126 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:14,379 went home. 127 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:18,560 But I didn't care. I stayed there. They had a big party for me afterwards, too. 128 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:24,340 That's wonderful, dear. I'm so proud of you. So I laid down, and the boys were 129 00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:26,660 very hungry. But there was no food around. 130 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:28,260 So you know what I did? 131 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:30,120 What? 132 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,560 I let them eat me. 133 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:37,140 Oh, you're so smart, sweetie. I knew I raised a good girl. And, Daddy, I was so 134 00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,140 excited. Do you know why? 135 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:41,200 Why? Because I've never done that before. 136 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,600 You're a total slut. 137 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:48,020 I knew you'd be proud of me. And I was so very tired when it was over. 138 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:53,280 So I laid down on this bench like this, on the benches they have at school, and 139 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:58,720 I pulled my skirt up, and I said, come and get it. And they did, one right 140 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,720 the other. 141 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:03,080 That's a wonderful story, darling. 142 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:07,880 And I especially love the fact that you really select your partners carefully, 143 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,640 darling. I like that about you. 144 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:16,280 And there was a quarterback here, and they pulled up my shirt. 145 00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:24,330 It was great, Daddy. 146 00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:26,350 Mm -hmm. 147 00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:28,670 Mm -hmm. 148 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:35,030 Mm -hmm. And then, you know what? 149 00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:41,450 I got on my hands and knees, and there was a fullback, and he filled my back. 150 00:24:42,010 --> 00:24:44,090 And it felt so good. 151 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,320 Your pizza tastes so good. 152 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,520 Thank you. 153 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:50,830 And they told me that the most important thing in football is the touchdown. 154 00:25:51,210 --> 00:25:52,770 So they touched me down here. 155 00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:56,310 And they made one touchdown after another. 156 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:01,190 Oh, it's so 157 00:26:01,190 --> 00:26:07,470 wonderful. 158 00:26:08,550 --> 00:26:10,550 Oh, you like that one, Mom? 159 00:26:10,790 --> 00:26:11,790 Yes. 160 00:26:12,170 --> 00:26:15,430 I told you I had a toy for your son tonight. You sure did. 161 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,120 And how do you like this new product line, Mrs. Poussey? 162 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:32,600 I love it. 163 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,360 I knew you would. 164 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:36,540 That's why I had to come here today. 165 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,450 Right there? 166 00:26:59,810 --> 00:27:00,810 Yeah. Do you like that, Mom? 167 00:27:02,410 --> 00:27:03,410 Oh. 168 00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:06,110 Yeah. 169 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:23,930 Would you just probably like me to light 170 00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:25,130 the hair, Mrs. Petay? 171 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:28,110 Well, I'll take off. Oh, that's fabulous. 172 00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:29,550 And your cock. 173 00:28:07,370 --> 00:28:09,930 Thank you. 174 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:59,060 So they opened my legs up and they pretended they were goalposts. They put 175 00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,840 belt between my legs, Daddy. 176 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:04,480 Isn't that... 177 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,460 That makes it so satisfying. 178 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,480 Oh! 179 00:38:22,190 --> 00:38:23,490 I've never done this before. 180 00:38:25,050 --> 00:38:26,050 Bullshit. 181 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:31,290 I'm gonna go upstairs and practice some more, Daddy. 182 00:38:33,590 --> 00:38:34,990 That's a good girl. 183 00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:42,590 Mom, 184 00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:51,310 can I fuck you now? 185 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,560 Hmm. 186 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,040 Did I do it right, Mom? 187 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:11,720 You sure did. 188 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,160 Hello? 189 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,240 Oh, hello, Marvin. How are you? 190 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:24,840 Marvin, you know, I can't take your calls here all the time with your 191 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,800 complaints. You knew well ahead of time that if we did business together, you'd 192 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:28,800 be ripped off. 193 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,920 Now, please, deal with it yourself. 194 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,718 Oh, thanks. 195 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:34,379 You too. 196 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:35,380 I'll see you soon. 197 00:41:44,110 --> 00:41:45,110 Hello, Miss Perseo. 198 00:41:45,310 --> 00:41:46,470 Could you come in here, please? 199 00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:48,190 I'd like you to take a little dick. 200 00:41:49,390 --> 00:41:50,390 Tation. 201 00:41:54,830 --> 00:41:56,850 Daddy, I'm ready to play secretary with you. 202 00:41:57,090 --> 00:41:59,270 You wanted me to take some dictation? 203 00:41:59,970 --> 00:42:03,410 Well, to tell you the truth, my throat's a little dry. 204 00:42:03,970 --> 00:42:05,510 I need something to make it wet. 205 00:42:06,950 --> 00:42:09,030 Oh, well, will this do? 206 00:42:10,950 --> 00:42:11,990 Will this do what? 207 00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:13,350 Well, this will do anything. 208 00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:17,970 Looks good. 209 00:42:24,630 --> 00:42:25,630 Tastes good. 210 00:42:26,290 --> 00:42:31,150 But I've never done this before. I'm going to gobble you up, Miss Poussey. 211 00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,790 Um, is that with one B or two? 212 00:42:34,910 --> 00:42:35,910 Yum. 213 00:42:36,650 --> 00:42:37,650 Yum. 214 00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:40,630 Could you give me a spelling on yum yum? 215 00:42:41,450 --> 00:42:44,450 Well, Miss Poussey, how do you like working for me? 216 00:42:45,470 --> 00:42:47,420 Well, The work's kind of easy. 217 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,100 I'd really like it better if maybe the work was a little harder. 218 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,420 So you'd like the work to be a little harder, eh, Miss Poussey? 219 00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,380 Yes, Mr. Kunstlicher. 220 00:42:57,900 --> 00:42:58,900 I would. 221 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,820 Well, here's some hard work for you, Miss Poussey. 222 00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:06,320 Think you can handle it? 223 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,640 I certainly do. 224 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:12,120 I would like to learn more about the business. 225 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,320 What's the most important part of business? 226 00:43:16,110 --> 00:43:17,470 Filling orders, Miss Poussey. 227 00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:19,130 Filling orders. 228 00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:24,650 Oh, so you mean if I have an order, then you'll fill it. 229 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:26,910 That's exactly right, Miss Poussey. 230 00:43:27,550 --> 00:43:29,010 That's exactly right. 231 00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:33,350 Oh, well, then I have an order for you. 232 00:43:34,190 --> 00:43:38,590 Would you mind filling my orifice at the office? 233 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:41,530 Is that an order, Miss Poussey? 234 00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:43,650 That's an order, Mr. Kunstlicher. 235 00:43:44,070 --> 00:43:45,650 And I need that order filled. 236 00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:47,110 Right now. 237 00:43:47,190 --> 00:43:48,230 Is it a rush? 238 00:43:48,450 --> 00:43:49,590 You better believe it. 239 00:43:49,850 --> 00:43:52,450 Drop everything and fill this order. 240 00:43:56,410 --> 00:43:58,750 The customer's always right. 241 00:43:59,210 --> 00:44:03,030 Did you say tight, Mr. Kunstlicker? The customer's always tight? 242 00:44:03,470 --> 00:44:04,770 Sometimes, Miss Pussy. 243 00:44:05,230 --> 00:44:06,230 Sometimes. 244 00:44:08,150 --> 00:44:11,150 Do you like my socks, Miss Pussy? 245 00:44:14,150 --> 00:44:15,290 Yes, I do. 246 00:44:15,950 --> 00:44:21,210 But, um, you have to remember, I'm not a sock sucker. I'm a cock sucker, Mr. 247 00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:22,310 Cunslicker. 248 00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:24,990 Oh. 249 00:44:26,810 --> 00:44:28,890 Would you like me to take some more dictation? 250 00:44:30,810 --> 00:44:31,810 I'd love it. 251 00:44:44,030 --> 00:44:45,030 That's excellent. 252 00:44:45,530 --> 00:44:49,570 Do I take good dictation? 253 00:44:51,290 --> 00:44:52,390 Yes. 254 00:44:57,770 --> 00:44:58,870 Such 255 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:10,590 a 256 00:45:10,590 --> 00:45:11,590 good secretary. 257 00:46:31,690 --> 00:46:33,890 That's a very strange name, Mr. Cunflicker. 258 00:46:34,110 --> 00:46:35,910 Is that your real name? 259 00:46:36,630 --> 00:46:38,230 It's not just my name. 260 00:46:39,030 --> 00:46:40,570 It's also what I do. 261 00:46:41,450 --> 00:46:42,450 Yeah? 262 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:45,570 Yeah. Do you do it good? 263 00:46:47,350 --> 00:46:48,350 Yeah. 264 00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:20,660 I love the way you look. 265 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,900 What? Is that with one T or two? 266 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,360 One, I believe. 267 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:10,540 Oh, well, you know, I've never done this before. 268 00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,040 Never? 269 00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:14,160 Well, not in this movie. 270 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,780 I'm from the Blue Cross, and I'm here to ask you a few questions. 271 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:23,720 Darling, 272 00:51:23,940 --> 00:51:25,620 you have absolutely no manners at all. 273 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,300 How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full? 274 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,220 Yes, we're doing a survey of family health in this area. Our motto is health 275 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:34,138 through humping. 276 00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:36,060 Would you care to make a donation to our organization? 277 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:37,660 You mean with money? 278 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:39,660 No, sex organs. 279 00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:43,080 You mean you want me to take off my organ and give it to you? 280 00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:45,880 No, I want you to leave it on and give it to me. 281 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:54,400 Sure. Honey, why don't you see if our guests would like something to eat? 282 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,820 Would you say that you have a well -balanced diet in this house? 283 00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:03,180 Oh, yes. 284 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,460 We eat everyone. 285 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,420 Do you feel you have a close -knit family? 286 00:52:09,020 --> 00:52:10,960 Oh, we don't knit. We just fuck. 287 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:14,000 Do you consider yours to be a sharing family? 288 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:16,100 We share everything. 289 00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:18,810 Tits, pussy, ass. 290 00:52:19,610 --> 00:52:22,350 It's refreshing to find a family that really cares for each other. 291 00:52:22,630 --> 00:52:24,090 I assume you play games. 292 00:52:24,630 --> 00:52:25,750 Do you like board games? 293 00:52:26,850 --> 00:52:28,070 Oh, no, we're never bored. 294 00:52:29,370 --> 00:52:31,450 Do you consider yours an average family? 295 00:52:32,430 --> 00:52:36,310 No, no, my cock is way above average, and my daughter has nicer tits and ass 296 00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:37,310 than average. 297 00:52:37,590 --> 00:52:40,630 My wife, she has a mouth that can suck the balls off a bear. 298 00:52:42,170 --> 00:52:44,290 What are your future plans for your family? 299 00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:50,280 Well, right now, sweetheart, my plans are to rip your claws off, suck on your 300 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:54,380 tits, have my daughter sit on your face while I ram my cock right up your cunt. 301 00:52:58,260 --> 00:52:59,980 Now, there's a T at the end of cunt. 302 00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,480 Nurse! Nurse! 303 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:07,700 There's an emergency! 304 00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:09,260 What is it, doctor? It's this! 305 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,520 Look! 306 00:53:11,540 --> 00:53:12,640 What is it, doctor? 307 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,160 This! Look! 308 00:53:14,570 --> 00:53:15,570 It's all swollen. 309 00:53:16,170 --> 00:53:17,830 I think it might be something serious. 310 00:53:18,890 --> 00:53:21,410 Doctor, didn't they teach you about this in medical school? 311 00:53:22,030 --> 00:53:23,890 Nurse, what's your diagnosis? 312 00:53:25,530 --> 00:53:26,830 It's a hard -on, Doctor. 313 00:53:27,290 --> 00:53:28,910 Has this ever happened to you before? 314 00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:30,910 No, Nurse. 315 00:53:31,550 --> 00:53:33,190 This has never happened to me before. 316 00:53:33,890 --> 00:53:37,350 I know just what you need, Doctor. And there she is. 317 00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:50,638 It's my son. 318 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,420 It's my brother. I'm off to the lifeguard. 319 00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:57,160 Okay, everybody out of the pool. 320 00:53:57,700 --> 00:54:00,080 There's no one in the pool. We don't even have a pool. 321 00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:03,180 Well, how can I be a lifeguard if we don't have a pool? 322 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:04,620 We don't need a lifeguard. 323 00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:06,580 What can I be then? 324 00:54:07,100 --> 00:54:08,300 How about a nice piece of ass? 325 00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:11,100 Do I need a whistle? 326 00:54:11,780 --> 00:54:12,779 Uh -uh. 327 00:54:12,780 --> 00:54:13,860 Do I need swim trunks? 328 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:15,840 Uh -uh. 329 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:18,420 Do I need this? 330 00:54:19,150 --> 00:54:20,590 Uh, yeah, you'll be needing that. 331 00:54:21,630 --> 00:54:24,150 Look, he has the same problem I do. 332 00:54:24,830 --> 00:54:25,830 Not quite. 333 00:54:30,710 --> 00:54:33,770 Coffee, tea, dildos, head. 334 00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:38,430 Coffee, tea, dildos, head. 335 00:54:39,510 --> 00:54:43,290 Coffee, tea, dildos, head. 336 00:54:44,410 --> 00:54:46,210 What's a stewardess doing in my living room? 337 00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:50,690 I don't know, sir, but everybody likes to see stewardesses in porn movies. 338 00:54:51,010 --> 00:54:52,710 I'll take a dildo light, no balls. 339 00:56:14,030 --> 00:56:15,870 I'm trying to read, babe. Could you just look at my boss? 340 00:56:16,390 --> 00:56:17,390 Yeah. 341 00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,000 Can you tell me what Silver did yesterday? 342 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:13,240 Down 32 cents. 343 00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:21,040 Oh, I'm 344 00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,800 coming. Oh, yeah, I'm coming. 345 00:58:43,569 --> 00:58:45,270 Oh God. 346 00:58:45,490 --> 00:58:51,990 Oh God. 347 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,480 Yeah. 348 01:01:21,660 --> 01:01:24,000 I love you. 349 01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:05,940 I've never done this before. 350 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,460 Oh, make it hard, babe. 351 01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:15,799 Suck it. 352 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,580 Look at this seed on you, too. 353 01:04:22,050 --> 01:04:23,210 One at a time. 354 01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:42,660 Fuck a pussy. Oh, like a pussy. 355 01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:49,020 Oh, fuck me. Oh, yeah. 356 01:05:49,900 --> 01:05:51,760 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 357 01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:48,150 I have done this before. 358 01:06:48,450 --> 01:06:49,450 A lot. 359 01:09:02,890 --> 01:09:03,910 I've never done this before. 360 01:09:15,170 --> 01:09:18,870 Oh, yeah. 361 01:09:26,870 --> 01:09:27,870 That's good. 362 01:09:28,149 --> 01:09:29,950 Both of you working on it at once. 363 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:09,340 Oh, just use that. That's going to make you big. 364 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:55,640 I've never done this before. 24376

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