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Starring Andy Griffith...
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With Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don knotts.
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All right, boys, come on.
Let's get out.
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Come on, come on.
All right, come on. Out.
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You got prisoners?
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Yeah. I got four.
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What happened to your hand?
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Oh, I had a little trouble
bringing these birds in.
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We all stopped over at
doc Zack's and he fixed us up.
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Oh, I wish I
could've been there.
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I wish I'd a-had
a crack at these babies.
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Easy now, Barney.
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Everything's under control.
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Get 'em in there, chief.
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All right. Come on.
Come on. Get in there.
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All right. Break it up.
The show's over!
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Kids always hanging around.
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Great work, chief.
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Who are they? What'd
you get 'em on?
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502308?
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Want me to send
out an a.P.B.?
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All points bulletin, Barney?
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They're already here.
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They're captured.
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Unlock the others.
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Well, come on, chief, give.
What's the scoop?
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Well, Barney, these here are
the Gordon boys.
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They're the owners
and proprietors of that still
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we've been looking for
up at Franklin holler.
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Franklin holler?
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Well, the old
Franklin holler still, huh?
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Well, you guys ought to know
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we'd catch up to you
sooner or later.
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Lock 'em up, Barn.
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Yeah. Come on.
Move. Get in there.
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Move. You two in there.
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Come on, come on.
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Now, in case you birds
get any ideas
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about breaking out of here,
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I think there's something
you ought to know.
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This is a maximum
security prison.
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Uh, hey, Barn?
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Maybe we ought to make it
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a little more maximum
by moving the key.
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Moving the key.
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I was just, uh,
just gonna do that.
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Well, I was.
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Sure is good to be doing
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a capacity business,
huh, sheriff?
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Both these babies filled up.
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Well, I'll tell you the truth,
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I'd as soon see
them cells empty.
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That way we know
law and order's being observed.
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Well, yeah. I suppose
you can look at it that way.
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Oh, Otis is on another toot.
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Hey, who's in my room?
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Barney, I demand to have
the room I'm accustomed to.
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You'll get along
fine with these boys.
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You've been buying
moon from them for years.
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So?
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Just wait right there.
I'll get the key.
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This is my room. Out!
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Don't you talk to us,
you dirty double crosser!
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What?!
You stool pigeon!
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You're the one that put
the finger on us, ain't ya?
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Oh, why would I do that?
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Why? Because you're
palsy with the sheriff here.
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You been out to get us
ever since we raised our prices!
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That is a falsehood.
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Then why haven't you been
buying moon from us?!
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Well, it ain't because
you raised the price.
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It's 'cause you lowered
the quality.
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Just doesn't have
the zi it used to have,
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and besides,
I found somebody who delivers.
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Well, I'm sorry you won't
have any privacy, Otis,
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but I don't reckon it'll
hurt you this once.
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Sheriff, put him in
my cell, please!
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Oh, no. I want him
over here with me!
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Hold it! Hold it!
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Listen to the sheriff!
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Barney, he ain't gonna
put me in there, is he?
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Barney, I'm afraid we can't put
Otis in the same jail with them.
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Well, Andy,
it's the only jail we got.
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Couldn't we double 'em up
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and put the Gordon boys
in that cell
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and
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no, I don't think
that'd work out.
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There's just the one bed and
there ain't enough pallet space.
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We'll stand up.
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Well, he can
have my bed, sheriff.
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Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it!
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Shh.
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Listen to the sheriff.
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Much obliged, Otis.
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No, I'm afraid we can't keep 'em
all here together.
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It'd just be one
ruckus after another
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the whole time.
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One ruckus after another.
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Oh, Otis.
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All right, boys.
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Turn him loose.
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Turn him loose.
Turn him loose now.
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Whew!
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All he wants to do is try
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to sleep it off and sober up.
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Well, I've got one solution.
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Yeah. What's that?
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I'll take him home with me
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and he can serve his time there.
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Andy, have a prisoner
in your house?
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What's wrong?
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Well, he's a prisoner,
not a guest.
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Well, you got any better ideas?
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Well... no.
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In that case, come on, Otis.
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Oh, you're gonna
take me home with you?
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That's right.
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Goody. This ought to be fun.
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That's it.
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Make a sham of the whole thing.
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Undermine the whole
peanut just to...
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Well, at least I can stay here
and run this prison
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the way a prison
ought to be run!
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Watch out!
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Now, look alive!
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Snap to!
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This is a jail!
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Oh, Clara, these are beautiful.
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How many more do we
have to make, bee?
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14 weren't enough last year.
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Then let's each make six,
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and we'll be responsible for 18.
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Okay.
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♪ The dipsy doodle
will get in your hair ♪
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♪ The cow's jumping over
the dipsy doodle ♪
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♪ That's the way...
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All right, Otis, come on.
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Come on, come on.
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♪ The dipsy doodle
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all right, now, Otis,
Otis, be quiet.
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Shh.
Shh.
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No more dipsy doodle.
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Okay, come on.
♪ No more dipsy doodle
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come on, shh.
Shh.
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Let's do that, such a good idea.
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Looks like aunt bee's
got some company.
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Shh! Come on,
we'll go in the front way.
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♪ The dipsy doodle,
we'll go in the front ♪
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Shh!
Shh!
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♪ The dipsy doodle...
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Come on. Come on.
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♪ The dipsy doodle...
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Come on.
♪ The dipsy doodle is...
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♪ and I love you
and you love... ♪
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I know, I know.
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Shh, shh.
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Andy, shh.
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That's right. Shh.
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Andy, I...
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Otis Campbell?
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What is he doing here?
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Andy, what's happened
to your hand?
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Oh, I had a little ruckus
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with a couple of prisoners.
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It would be
my pleasure, dear lady,
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to be incarcerated
in your domicile.
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Oh, what does that mean?
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It means you're crazy
all the things that...
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Shh! The ladies are
in the kitchen.
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Oh, shall we join
the ladies in the kitchen?
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Oh, Andy,
what is this all about?
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I got a little problem down at
the jail, aunt bee.
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I've run out of space and I had
nowhere to put Otis
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and I had to bring him
home with me.
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Oh, well, this is ridiculous,
bringing home a prisoner!
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I'm not going to put up
with this, Andy.
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Well, hey, aunt bee,
I've got no other choice.
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Otis, give me that!
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I'm thirsty, Andy!
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Later, later.
Give it here.
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I'll just put him up
in the guest room,
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and when his 24 hours is up,
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I'll send him on home.
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Of all nights, when we're baking
the cakes for the church social.
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♪ The dipsy doodle is
a thing to be loved ♪
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Otis, Otis, drink,
drink, drink. Drink.
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I'll just take him upstairs.
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Come on, Otis.
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We'll get settled.
Come on.
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Bee, what are you doing?
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Huh?
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Oh. Oh, I'm coming, Clara.
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♪ That's the way
you dipsy doodle... ♪
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All right, Otis.
Come right over here.
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Stand right there.
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Come here, come here, come here.
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Give me that.
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Give me your arm.
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Come on. Give me...
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Pull!
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Give me that.
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No, no, no. That's my water.
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All right. Give
me your other arm.
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Pull!
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Turn around.
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Let's get your tie.
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Now, sit down, Otis.
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Sit down. I want to
tell you something.
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Now listen. I want you
to settle down and be quiet.
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No more singing.
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I want you to go to sleep,
you understand?
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Otis!
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Well, here's the coconut one.
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I think we ought to decorate it
with jelly beans.
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Why do you keep looking
out there, bee?
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Hmm? Oh, nothing, nothing.
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Now, we need the coconut,
don't we?
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We've got the coconut.
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That's what I just said.
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Oh, good.
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Oh, evening, ladies.
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Hi, Andy.
Hello, Andy.
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What happened to your hand?
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Oh, nothing.
Just a tussle
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with a couple of prisoners.
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Don't they look
good! Mmm!
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That's for the cake.
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Mary, where's that sponge?
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It's over there on the sink.
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♪ So play the dipsy doodle...
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How is our prisoner?
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He's fine.
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He's in bed asleep.
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Oh, Andy, stop. You're eating
all the black ones.
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Well, I like 'em, aunt bee.
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♪ The dipsy doodle
comes out in reverse ♪
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♪ Like you love me
and I love me ♪
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♪ That's the way
the dipsy doodle works ♪
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I came to fill my vase.
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Now, aunt bee,
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don't always look
on the black side.
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Once Otis has slept it off,
he'll be no trouble at all.
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Why, down at the jail,
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he's just like
one of the family.
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But this isn't the jail.
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This is our home,
and I want him out of here.
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I'll get him out.
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I just got to go
down to the office
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and tend to a few things
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and soon as I finish,
I'll get him outta here.
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Well, in the meantime,
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what am I supposed
to do with him?
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Well, nothin'.
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He-he's a prisoner.
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Oh, uh...
259
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,495
I expect he's about
ready for breakfast.
260
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,030
Barney usually fixes him
261
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,999
two soft-boiled eggs,
four minutes,
262
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,868
one piece of toast, and coffee,
263
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,069
black, with one sugar.
264
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,738
Oh, uh...
265
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,107
I expect it might be
a little outta order,
266
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,209
but, uh, you reckon
it'd be all right
267
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,244
if I was to kiss the warden good
268
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,072
All right, men.
269
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,008
May I have your
attention, please?
270
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,150
Men, inasmuch as I am
271
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,920
the reigning officer
in charge here,
272
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:36,489
I feel it would not be wrong
for me to start you
273
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:39,059
on a program of rehabilitation.
274
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,262
What do I mean
by rehabilitation?
275
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,532
I mean any constructive activity
276
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,936
which would bring out
the talents you may have.
277
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,003
Now, who knows
278
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:53,473
that had your twigs
been bent in another direction,
279
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,507
you, ike
280
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,077
may have been a great violinist.
281
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,912
You, Billy,
282
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,914
a great architect.
283
00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,182
Sherman,
284
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,550
a dentist.
285
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,285
Junior,
286
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,087
a dancer.
287
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,556
Well, it's never too late.
288
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,026
Now, I have here
a woodcarving set,
289
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,162
a leather craft set,
290
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,164
a metal craft set,
291
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,499
and a Mr. Potato set.
292
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,503
Now, who wants what?
293
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:27,007
Now, it makes no difference
to me which one you take.
294
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:32,179
Well, come on, come on.
Speak up.
295
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,083
Which one do you want?
296
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,485
I'll take the Mr. Potato set.
297
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,153
Good, good.
298
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,323
There you are.
299
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,458
Woodcarving for you.
300
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,094
There you are.
301
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,595
Leather craft for you,
302
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,497
and metal craft for you.
303
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,075
Otis?
304
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,110
Otis Campbell?
305
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,945
Breakfast.
306
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,014
Hmm what is it?
307
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,116
I've got your breakfast.
308
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,884
Oh.
309
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:14,154
I believe I'll sleep
a little longer, aunt bee.
310
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,357
Keep my breakfast hot
and the coffee simmering.
311
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,626
Otis Campbell,
you take your breakfast now
312
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,261
or you won't get it at all.
313
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:22,262
Do you hear?
314
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,563
Now just a minute.
315
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:24,965
I got my rights.
316
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,100
I'm a prisoner in this house,
317
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:29,869
and I expect
to be treated like one.
318
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,152
Otis?
319
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,020
Otis?
320
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,221
Otis?
Hmm?
321
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,657
What was that you said
about being a prisoner?
322
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,093
Oh, I said, "I'm
a prisoner in this house"
323
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,162
and I expect to be
treated like one."
324
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,931
Well, if you're a prisoner,
I'm responsible for you,
325
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,399
and that makes me the warden.
326
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:02,002
Oh, aunt bee, don't
holler so much, please.
327
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,636
I got a head that feels like
328
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,305
it was in a drawer all night.
329
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,573
Now, will you go away?
330
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,489
Get up, prisoner,
and get to work.
331
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,490
Work?
332
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,491
That's right,
333
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,359
and you can start
with your room.
334
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,360
Clean it up!
335
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,361
Clean...? Oh!
336
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,662
Andy! Where's Andy?
337
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:30,730
I'm a prisoner!
338
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,931
Clean it up!
339
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,738
Otis, what are you doing?
340
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,707
Andy, you gotta get me
outta this.
341
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,576
She's about to work me to death.
342
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,743
Aunt bee?
343
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,045
Aunt bee?
344
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,646
Bloody Mary.
345
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,382
Andy, get me outta here.
346
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:58,551
Look, I ain't never
worked so hard in my life.
347
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,121
Oh, I got a hangover
and everything.
348
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,122
She's a beast.
349
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,390
She's a real beast.
350
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,058
Andy, look, can I go?
351
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,526
Well, Otis, your time ain't up.
352
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,229
What do you want me to do,
take you back to jail?
353
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,563
Yeah. Take me
back to jail.
354
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,065
With the Gordon brothers?
355
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,066
They'd kill you.
356
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,067
Oh, no, no.
357
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,068
No, not that. No.
358
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,604
Well, it's either
the Gordon brothers or this.
359
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,644
Oh...what a mess
I made of my life.
360
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,148
There's only one thing to do...
361
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,350
Crack out.
362
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,186
That's what I'll do.
I'll run away.
363
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,636
Did you fill the woodbox?
364
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,104
No.
365
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,205
Get to it.
366
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,256
Hey. Psst!
367
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,257
Hey.
368
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,126
Come here.
Come here.
369
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,262
No, no. Bring the ladder.
370
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,829
The ladder.
371
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,438
Did you vacuum the hall?
372
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,672
No.
373
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,673
Get to it.
374
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,715
Are you sure you'll have
that by Wednesday?
375
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,183
Yes, ma'am.
You're sure?
376
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,184
I promise.
377
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,185
Good. Bye-bye.
378
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,420
Bye-bye, aunt bee.
379
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,395
Otis, when you get fini...
380
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:24,931
Otis?
381
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,533
Otis?
382
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,671
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
383
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,906
Just a minute.
Just a minute.
384
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:34,941
Open those doors.
385
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,817
Ow! Ow! Ow!
386
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,818
I...
387
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,622
I give up.
388
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,624
Did you finish those dishes?
389
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,226
No.
390
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,627
Get to it.
391
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:02,835
Hi, aunt bee.
392
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,836
Hi, Andy.
393
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,338
Sorry it took me so long.
394
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,774
I had to serve some papers
out on the post road.
395
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,242
Took a little while.
Hmm?
396
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,277
How's the prisoner?
397
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,311
Fine.
398
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,480
I hope you didn't
work him too hard.
399
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,014
Oh, I don't think so.
400
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,251
Well, his time's about up.
401
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,819
I might as well let him go.
402
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,321
Hey, Otis?
403
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,790
Otis?
404
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,332
Is that you, Otis?
405
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,443
She made me do it.
406
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,578
Well, I'll be dogged.
407
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,480
Otis, tell him the news.
408
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,481
The news?
409
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,482
Otis...
410
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,717
Tell him.
411
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,985
I ain't gonna get drunk no more.
412
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,322
Aunt bee put me on probation.
413
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:58,791
If I make one more false move,
I gotta come back.
414
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:01,027
Aunt bee, I believe
you missed your calling.
415
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,829
You ought to have been a warden.
416
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,697
Gettin' Otis to
walk the straight
417
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,833
and narrow
ain't no small accomplishment.
418
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,669
Andy, can we go now?
419
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,705
I don't ever
wanna see the rock again.
420
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,574
The rock?
421
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,708
Oh, that's what Otis
422
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,345
calls my little jail here.
423
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,379
Oh.
424
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,880
Well, don't be bitter, Otis.
425
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,881
Don't be bitter.
426
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:22,949
I'll drive ya home.
427
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,884
Believe I'll stop by
at the office
428
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,619
and show him off, though...
429
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,489
Show Barney there's more
than one way to rehabilitate.
430
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,757
Come on.
431
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,768
Freedom...
432
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,770
Oh, it smells good.
433
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,904
Hey, Andy!
434
00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:46,506
Oh, hi, Barn.
435
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,107
Otis?
436
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,577
Ain't he somethin',
all clean and scrubbed?
437
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,044
And you know somethin' else?
438
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,780
He ain't gonna drink anymore.
439
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,914
What?
440
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,016
Looks like
our little jail annex here
441
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,919
did a pretty good job
of rehabilitatin', don't it?
442
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:02,522
How's, uh, how's things
with your prisoners?
443
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,790
Uh...
444
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,393
Uh, Andy, can I talk
to you for a minute?
445
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,927
Well, sure. Go ahead.
446
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,662
Well, I mean, uh, privately.
447
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:12,799
Oh, uh, Otis, w-would you mind
waitin' in the car?
448
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:15,067
Okay, Andy. Yeah.
449
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,404
What is it, Barn?
Somethin' wrong?
450
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,405
Y-Yeah, yeah.
451
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,672
With the prisoners?
452
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:20,673
Yeah.
453
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,409
Well, what is it?
454
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,443
Well, uh...
455
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:24,577
They escaped.
456
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:25,578
Escaped?!
457
00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,814
Well, how'd they escape?
458
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:31,150
Well, you know that metal craft
set I gave to one of 'em?
459
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,485
Yeah.
460
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,654
Darn guy went
and made a pass key.
461
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,736
All right, out, boys, come on.
462
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,671
Let's go.
Come on, all right.
463
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,406
Come on! Move!
Let's go!
464
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,907
What are we stoppin' here for?
465
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:56,175
Ain't this your house, sheriff?
466
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,110
That's right...
We figured this would be
467
00:22:58,144 --> 00:22:59,846
a better place
to rehabilitate you.
468
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,581
Oh, no, we heard
about this place.
469
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,181
It's the rock!
470
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,483
Hey!
471
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:04,316
Come on, come on.
472
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:05,918
Come on!
Come on, come on, come on.
473
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:09,021
Come on, come on, come on!
474
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,090
Come.
Andy, wait a minute.
475
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,892
Hello, boys.
476
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,694
I've been waiting for you.
477
00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,663
Bloody Mary!
Get in there.
478
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,764
Come on, in, get in.
479
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,165
We don't want to!
480
00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:21,468
Come on!
481
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:27,006
Well, that's the way it is
in the law game, Barn.
482
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,075
Sometimes you
have to be ruthless.
483
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,410
Yeah.
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