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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:23,000 I am, I said. I am, I cried. I am an entertainer. When I'm not doing engine 2 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,500 work or oil changes, I am the lead guitar with the dog night specials of the red 3 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:30,860 dragon lounge, the band ain't great, but they serve free hot dogs on Wednesday 4 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:36,900 nights so there's that. I am the only honky and an old black band called the S 5 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:42,120 -quires. I hold my own. So far they haven't given me the hook like a Diapalo. 6 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:51,340 I got a karaoke machine. I used for solo gigs. I sing all types. I got melanchamp 7 00:01:51,340 --> 00:01:58,940 over Sponjovy and old. But these occasions. I have created a persona. It's 8 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:05,300 like a superhero or rock and roll. I got an okay for nothing. I got no mask, but I 9 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:13,800 got a bolt. You know why I got a lightning bolt? Because they call me 10 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:23,640 lightning. Oh yeah. Lightning's a star. Lightning's a rock and god. It's like 11 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:29,740 Chuck Berry, Berry Manlion, the Beatles all rolled into one. He's singing the 12 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:40,140 songs. People love to hear the songs that people need. The songs that I need. Yeah. 13 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:54,240 The songs that I need to keep going. When the song is over and the applause stops, 14 00:02:54,560 --> 00:03:01,160 I'm not lightning anymore. I'm just another drunk. Oh, my name is Mike and 15 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:09,680 I'm an alcoholic. And I'm happy to be here because today's a special day. It's 16 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:20,520 my sober birthday. 20 years off the bottle and counting. Thank you. But I got 17 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:26,740 a tradition on my sober birthday. I sing the same song by a great man. Man who 18 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:33,880 sings, he got me through some sad times, some rock bottoms. Today I get to sing 19 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:41,840 one of these songs for you. But this is not a sad song. A sad song to sing when 20 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:52,860 you're alone. In a way it's a bad song. Yeah, a bad song, a simple song. That's 21 00:03:52,860 --> 00:04:05,000 what it seems to make you feel good when you sing. Long. Song. Song. Blue. 22 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:15,840 Everybody knows one. You know the words come on. Song. Blue. Every garden grows 23 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:31,260 one. Me and you are subject to. The blues now then. But when you take the blues and 24 00:04:31,260 --> 00:04:45,360 make a song, you sing them out again. You sing them out again. Song. Blue. 25 00:04:46,580 --> 00:05:11,740 Everybody knows one. You know the words come on. And before you know it, get to 26 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:24,480 feeling good. You seem to have no choice. All of my love, all of my kissing. You 27 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:29,240 don't know what you've been. I'm missing a heart. When you're with me, I'm with my 28 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:37,560 boy. But the world can see that too. A world meant for me. Stars are clear and 29 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:42,060 the shadows are falling. I can hear my heart calling a little, little, little, 30 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:48,480 little, everything right. I'm gonna see my bear and I. I'm gonna see my bear and 31 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:55,480 I. You don't know what you've been. You're supposed to be. I'm gonna search 32 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:58,580 for a word on the cruise or something. Yeah, well I thought you were gonna be 33 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:03,040 Don Ho, singing tiny bubbles. I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna go on as 34 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:07,300 lightning. You can't go out there like that. You look too much like Elvis. When 35 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:11,480 you head to toe and denim like you wore in the 68 come back. You were a black 36 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,420 leather in 68 come back. Not denim. You're in the guitar man, Madly. He wore 37 00:06:15,420 --> 00:06:20,000 denim. Oh, and you even got a lightning bolt. I like being, I can't wear a bolt. 38 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:25,800 That's Elvis's logo. Taking care of business in a flash. That's me. That's my 39 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:31,480 handle. Oh, you're all mad, dude. I am the one and only Elvis impersonator and 40 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:41,380 all the walking. Thank you very much. One thing's for sure, we got two minute Elvis 41 00:06:41,380 --> 00:06:47,140 impersonators and not one little Richard. Say it loud. Where's the Hawaiian shirt? 42 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,680 You're singing tiny bubbles. I don't want to sing tiny bubbles. I'm gonna sing eye 43 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,600 of the tiger and then I'll close out with suspicious Mike. Oh, my dead body. Does 44 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:59,660 he see suspicious minds? Girl, calm down. Mike, we're impersonators here. That's 45 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:03,300 why the state fair booked us for the blue -haired crowd. I don't look like Don Ho. 46 00:07:03,420 --> 00:07:08,540 I'm not Hawaiian. It's dumb. That's why Carl Kahana knew he was doing it, but his 47 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:12,440 gallbladder ruptured you, Greek, to fill in and do me a favor. So you're saying no 48 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:21,560 lightning? It's Don Ho or a no-go? Yeah, Mike. That's what I'm saying. Then it's a 49 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:30,000 no-go. Claire, you're up next. Babs. Instead of don't rain on my parade, do 50 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,180 people who need people. The blue hairs are losing their slow-dance song since 51 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:40,420 tiny bubbles is out. Oh, man, it's, I guess. Thanks, Mike. Sex machine, you 52 00:07:40,420 --> 00:07:47,520 close it out. I'll go tell the band. You're supposed to be a little red, Lynn. 53 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:53,280 Oh, oh, Patsy Klein. I sing her songs all the time. I don't usually dress like 54 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:58,640 this, but any chance to sing, you know? I just can't be Don Ho on my birthday. Oh, 55 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:08,180 happy birthday. It's not really my birthday. Oh, go. Okay. You know you 56 00:08:08,180 --> 00:08:13,620 could be Frank Sinatra. You may be sing Luck be a lady. I like Frank, but the 57 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:18,540 whole crew of five, I don't know. I like the move. I like the rock. Yeah. No, this 58 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:24,760 is a lift. Oh, you know who you would be perfect for? Neil Diamonds. Oh, no. No. 59 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:29,860 Oh, I hold that man in such a irregard. Oh, no, no, no. Sweet Caroline. Yeah. 60 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:34,460 Bob. I know. No, no, listen. He's got other songs too. Okay. And if I'd ever 61 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:38,740 got back to him that I was goofing on his music, or like a girl over there, I'd 62 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:43,860 kill myself. Not Neil. You know how much he got paid for that, Chris? $20,000. 63 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:55,020 That pose of pull-than 20 G's. I'm gonna stow your pays. Oh, God, I'm burning up 64 00:08:55,020 --> 00:09:00,400 in this wig. My boobs were just a bit bigger. I could be dolly. You're a 65 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:08,360 blonde? Oh, boy, am I? All right. Put your hands together for Miss Patsy and 66 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:22,400 the greatest hits. I hope you sing as good as you look. I'll go out walking 67 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:31,400 after midnight. I'll hit him on my own. Just like we used to do, I'm always 68 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:41,080 walking. After midnight searching for you. Glass dangle. She's saying country 69 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:46,400 is not a good place to be. Rock, classical, like that RV Maria joint. She 70 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:52,920 look all kind of good, don't she? Yeah, I'm a bed-like man. You're an after 71 00:09:52,920 --> 00:10:03,860 midnight searching for you. I stop and see a wimp in Willow. I am on this 72 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:13,200 pillow, and maybe it's bad for me. There's a sky-turned gloomy. Not when's 73 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:23,740 this the to me? I'm on some miss. I can't be. I don't walk in after midnight. I'm 74 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:32,060 in the starlight. Just hoping you may be somewhere walking. After midnight 75 00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:45,200 searching for me. Okay, Mike. Open wide. Jeez, you could park a car in that gap. 76 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:54,560 I'll take a Cadillac. I got something much better for you. Take a look at this. 77 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:05,680 Is that a lightning bolt? Lightning for lightning. So when I smile, I'll be like 78 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:10,180 I'm advertising. That is smart, Dr. Dave. That is why you might manage your Dr. 79 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:16,140 Dave always thinking. I got a call from Walter over at First National. First 80 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:20,440 thing, he still wants you to perform at his Christmas party. Great. Second thing, 81 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,640 you're three months behind on your mortgage. You ain't just take it out of 82 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,280 my performance fee. Mike, it's not something you can just sing away. Maybe 83 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:33,040 you should think about downsizing. I've got to keep my house. When my daughter 84 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,740 comes up, that's a one consistent thing that she's got. Anyway, we should be 85 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,420 talking about downsizing. We should be talking about getting higher paid gigs, 86 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:43,120 like a residency, something steady. Why don't you talk to your buddy, a holly 87 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,220 friend? You know, he's got that gig over the Chano Casino. Ah, Mark's pissed at 88 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:50,120 me. I quit the Legends gig there the night. What? Why'd you quit? Does he 89 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,360 wouldn't let me be lightning? You were supposed to be Don Ho. Why I gotta be 90 00:11:53,360 --> 00:12:01,480 anybody other than me. I should be enough. Shit. Well, I guess there goes my 91 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:06,100 $10 commission. Do you need an oil change? Come on, give me your car, you 92 00:12:06,100 --> 00:13:05,580 son. Oh, man's lady, you're hitching on a twilight train. Ain't nothing here that I 93 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:16,480 can't take alone. Maybe a song to sing what I want. Don't need to slip, please, 94 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:28,820 do no man for a happy tune. Oh, well, oh, my rosy child, you got the way to make me 95 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:37,700 happy. You and me will go in stock. Crackling rolls your store for one. But 96 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:44,700 you made me sing like a guitar homie. So hang on to me, girl, a song keeps running 97 00:13:44,700 --> 00:14:23,320 on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's young. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, 98 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,620 ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Cut, get on, run! Cut, get on, run! 99 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:34,500 Cut, get on up that head! Cut, get on, run, run! I can't be sent your shirt down 100 00:14:34,500 --> 00:15:03,040 for a rash! Nothing, I'm trying my hair! It's me, you! you You just go back clear 101 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:07,760 stangle I lost to be clear part of it. But then after the divorce I switched it 102 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,940 back to my maiden name which is stangle So clear stangle it's not the most 103 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:16,020 exciting stage name. I know but it's not like I'm sure I'm a done. Oh, you're 104 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:21,440 better than that bros Stop you're so sweet you are. I'm a hairdresser part of 105 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:26,380 time. I wash a trim nope dye jobs I do I did change my hair. I know it is. Did you 106 00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:33,880 know you also got a new tooth? Oh? Is that a lightning bolt? Yeah, cuz you're 107 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:38,380 lightning. I know I know I know all about you My girlfriends and I used to go to 108 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:43,920 haggities on Friday And I remember you saying it's easy to up sharp dress me in 109 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:48,420 and at the chorus you'd like push your pelvis out like all of us and we'd scream 110 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:58,480 like school girls You're really good You know the other day when I said it was my 111 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:03,280 birthday. Oh, yeah, the birthday that wasn't your birthday. Why is that? I'm an 112 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:11,520 alcoholic Okay, not anymore. I mean more is gonna be an alcoholic, but I've been 113 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:16,360 sober 20 years At the other day it was what they call it a sober birthday. Happy 114 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:21,520 bulleted sober birthday. Here's the thing With sobriety you got a face up to 115 00:16:21,520 --> 00:16:26,180 certain truths way to go like me 20 years all right I'm not a songwriter. I'm not a 116 00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:30,760 sick symbol But I just want to entertain people and I want to make a living I know 117 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,460 me too. I don't want to be a hairdresser. I want to sing. I want to dance. I want a 118 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:39,440 house I want a garden. I want a cat. So here's what I'm thinking I Need a hawk. I 119 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:50,000 need something big. I need something new and as you put it nostalgia pays You Miss 120 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:58,540 fine, you're old enough to be my Hey, Bob was a guy wacko. Dana. This is Mike Mike, 121 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:16,420 her Dina As you were So feel free to make yourself a any non alcoholic beverage I'm 122 00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:22,720 gonna make a pot of coffee like a black or sweet. I don't drink coffee Wanna 123 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:30,440 start? I just grabbed my down Like hours ago. Oh, you bring him home. He's shiny. 124 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:36,720 He's here. He's here like a horn church The building manager came by we got a two 125 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:40,260 -week extension, but it's not a 15-hour worry about it. Okay. I'm gonna take care 126 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:46,520 of that I'm gonna worry these those are my shoes. I mean he was so cute He was so 127 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:51,560 cute on that stage with the Esquires and he was smiling at me For a walk and he 128 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:55,580 was just magic and I know you see magical the time cuz you're young, but I don't 129 00:17:55,580 --> 00:18:01,020 and so it was just Magic doesn't happen for me all the time Rachel. I want you to 130 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:07,180 go introduce yourself to him Okay, I want you to do that. I'm not great. Don't be a 131 00:18:07,180 --> 00:18:11,900 sour push. Gonna go outside and I want you to say hello to him No, no, no, we're 132 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:15,840 not doing that. No, no, I'm not doing this right now I have to deal with your 133 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,700 boyfriend's all the time. They come into this house. Yeah, the last one Smelt like 134 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:24,860 a skunk. He was clearly a dope dealer. Oh, yeah, we're gonna go outside One 135 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:34,420 second, let's go Mike Mike hey, yeah Mike this is my daughter Rachel. All right. 136 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:46,440 How's it going? Rachel see something Don't make a mess on the couch Rachel 137 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:56,400 What do you think It's good, right? We just got to work your hair a little 138 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,700 differently and I got a guy for that all right. Oh, I'm looking at these outfits 139 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:05,560 Come on Shimmering, you know, you know, my hair guy does close to awesome, you 140 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:10,080 know, Neil Especially and I just want everyone to get that feeling I get when I 141 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:14,520 listen to America and forever blue jeans Sweet Caroline sweet Caroline. Yeah, but 142 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,480 I'm never gonna be the real McCoy. I mean, I don't really look like Neil I 143 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:22,600 don't even really sound like Neil and I've got to be Neil, but I just got to be 144 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:29,360 me too Yeah, you don't want to be a Neil diamond impersonator you want to be a 145 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:34,200 Neil diamond interpreter I was looking for the right way to say and you just 146 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:41,740 came right out and said a Neil diamond interpreter Yes, oh and you can sing some 147 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:45,440 Patsy Climes songs like I want to do. Oh, I mean, maybe while you're doing a 148 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,780 costume change But no, I don't want to confuse people. I will back you up in 149 00:19:49,780 --> 00:19:55,360 keyboards and vocals, but this is about Neil And this is about his fans, you know 150 00:19:56,740 --> 00:20:04,180 I Can sing the barbers Trace and part on you don't bring me But we got to get them 151 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:19,180 on that feet and get them clapping look up cherry cherry All right ready to free 152 00:20:19,180 --> 00:20:33,640 and Yeah, yeah, she does You see one underline there. I was thinking maybe oh 153 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:59,540 yeah double up. I got I got Baby Say she love me Hey, she got the way to move it 154 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:11,320 chair. She got the way to crew man She got the way to move Sarah baby Yes, yes, 155 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:33,500 yes, yes My mom You know you know what I'm saying excuse me Much too late for 156 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,780 anyone to be saying that love This is the man I was telling you about Mike Sardina. 157 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:47,620 This is late. How you doing tonight? Not good Sink softer She's going to a 158 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:51,320 retirement home. I'd like to say that she's less grumpy in the day, but I'd be 159 00:21:51,320 --> 00:22:02,560 lying What's that that's very pretty All right, she says things off her go and 160 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:55,100 softer She was One day Beside my bed Dolls I saw Where I don't know where 161 00:22:55,100 --> 00:23:10,340 you're going to make me. You are the sun, I am the moon. You are the world, I am 162 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:25,780 the tomb, play me. Nice. The sun, she sang to me. The sun, she brand to me. The 163 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:38,180 words are brand to me. A prime that sprang from me all the night. The war was 164 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:53,840 right, it came me. You are the sun, I am the moon. You are the world, I am the 165 00:23:53,840 --> 00:24:03,740 tomb, play me. My ex-husband, he's a good guy. And he really liked my singing at 166 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:10,360 all. But when I started trying to book gigs, he just started making fun of it 167 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:17,020 like it was a threat or something. I don't know why he wanted to make me feel 168 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:26,240 so small but he sure did. I got to say with me and my ex, I was the one making 169 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:36,280 her feel small. Selfish, angry, I was wrong. But I'm here, you know, trying to 170 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:50,980 be better. You know it, we all. And so it was that I came to travel. Upon a roller 171 00:24:50,980 --> 00:25:11,220 was found and narrow. Another place. Another place which saved me. You are the 172 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:26,740 sun, I am the moon. You are the world, I am the tomb, play me. You are the sun, I 173 00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:39,840 am the moon. You are the world, I am the tomb, play me. I am the sun, I am the 174 00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:54,140 moon. I am the sun, I am the moon. And hey, I was thinking, I was thinking we 175 00:25:54,140 --> 00:25:59,700 should call ourselves in. Oh, like a tribute band name. Yeah, so I'm thinking, 176 00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:06,320 lightning and thunder, a kneel diamond experience. Lightning and thunder. Yeah. 177 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:22,580 So you be lightning and I be thunder. Yeah. Yeah. That is not very professional 178 00:26:22,580 --> 00:27:06,440 of me, but I've been wanting to do it. Let's go home. Okay. Yeah. You went 179 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:15,980 alongside. You loved from me every day. It took getting closer, going faster. 180 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:26,920 There I know the cluster. Love like you is real. Surely come my way. I know I let 181 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:36,100 you down. But just know that I am very. Oh, is the word you said contrary? Can't 182 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:43,080 try. Can't try. He's very. Can't try. There's always that one friend you can't 183 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:53,140 say no to, even though they repeatedly crap on you. I hope I'm that friend. Hey 184 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:57,880 Tom. Okay, now, Tom is a good guy. He's got all the connections to all the 185 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:03,200 casinos and venues from Chicago to Branson. Mike, meet Tom the model. How 186 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:10,200 are you, Mr. Sardina? I'm huge. You may know, remember this, but I would sit at 187 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:15,380 the bar at the Chubby Bear. Oh, yeah. Every Thursday night and watch you play 188 00:28:15,380 --> 00:28:19,980 with your first band positive trash. Yeah, we made some noise, but it was in 189 00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:25,560 tune. You were really good, Mike. Really good band. Thank you. Well, I was talking 190 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:31,040 to your manager and he said that you're going to do a Neil Diamond show. A Neil 191 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:36,440 Diamond experience. My partner Claire and I, we start rehearsing with costumes and 192 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:41,320 everything next week. Costumes really well. Well, one day I see as being backed 193 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:47,240 by a big orchestra, maybe even a choir. I tell you, I tell you. I mean, I know 194 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,720 we've got to start small, right? If I want to play someplace like this, but one 195 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,100 day. But you've got to make sure you play sweet carol. Oh, we close with sweet 196 00:28:55,100 --> 00:29:12,560 carol. Oh, we open. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. A 197 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:23,240 bit of smoke. Sulemo. Come on out. Sule. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. Sulemo. 198 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:30,160 Okay. It's not an African word. Like, so healing. I think it might be Hebrew, like 199 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,280 Solomon. No, no, it's Arabic. It's a cold celebration. The audience are out flock 200 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:43,380 and we are the shepherd. I just got some chills while. We're going to get that 201 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:49,160 because you know gig for you. But it's going to take building a lot of momentum. 202 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:58,720 But Mikey, we have passion. And all I ask if you allow me to work in service of 203 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:09,400 that passion. We'd love to have you on the team. Music to my ears. My baby. 204 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:18,540 Welcome aboard. Thank you so much. I have to roll right now, sorry. But we will be 205 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:26,420 in touch. Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you had a great time at the Shano Casino. 206 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:32,540 The manager bus will be leaving in ten minutes for the Puddle-Autemy Hotel and 207 00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:47,980 Casino. See you. Puddle-Aut! I don't know how long this rehearsal is going to take. 208 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:52,020 I don't want anyone asking me that. You really have to calm, right? It's kind of 209 00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:56,580 weird. Every time he comes to pick me up, he tries to connect with you and you do 210 00:30:56,580 --> 00:31:02,000 not make it easy, Rich. He's very nervous about you coming. So to make him more 211 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,580 comfortable, he invited his daughter. What? It's your age. This is until she's 212 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:11,340 laid-back. You're older. Oh, geez. Why does everything have to be so hard? What 213 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:15,900 am I saying? I just want to sing and be happy and feel loved. And I don't want 214 00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:29,120 everything to be such a big deal. Come on, come on. Hey. Wave. Wave to him. Hey. 215 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:42,800 Smile and wave at him. Damn it. Nice. My dad bought this place the run I wasn't 216 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:55,560 finished. And I get like 10 planes a day. Except Sundays. So, do you split your 217 00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:05,020 time between your mom and your dad? Um... Not really. No, I mean... My dad's cool, 218 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:11,460 but... No, I get it. It's better for me to be full-time with my mom and Florida, 219 00:32:11,780 --> 00:32:21,600 but... Don't get me wrong. My dad's great. He's just... He's artistic. Hmm. 220 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:30,560 Artistic. Yeah, I... I know all about that. Hey, Mike, can you open the garage? 221 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,660 It's getting really hot in here. I would. A lady across the street was giving me 222 00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:40,520 the E.O.I. as we was packing the drum. So, maybe not. Born. We still give it up 223 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,900 our situation we discussed with me playing with the S-quires. You'd be 224 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:47,540 playing four free gigs just for all of us to do one show. Yeah, I understand. I 225 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:51,200 just say, you know, I can't pay you anything right now, that's all. Came in 226 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:55,580 for you, brother. But, you're lady ain't wrong. It's hot as Satan's balls open the 227 00:32:55,580 --> 00:33:09,300 door. Yeah. Alright, maybe just a little bit. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Do you 228 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:17,920 need any quarters of a bill? Alright. What are you doing here? Buddy Holly died 229 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:26,680 at 22. I'm 52, and I've been keeping that guy alive 30 years past his prime. I 230 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:38,660 don't even need these. What I'm saying is, I'm here if you need me. I didn't 231 00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:45,000 bring an amp. Yeah, we got you. Alright. My dad, he was a tunnel rat in Vietnam. 232 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:49,520 They would send him into the tunnel's underground where the enemy was hiding, 233 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:57,300 and they had a booby trapped, so sometimes he'd have to crawl over dead 234 00:33:57,300 --> 00:34:10,360 bodies. So yeah, he used to drink. My mom, she can get depressed, so she's on 235 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:18,500 meds. I try to keep up with it for her because she can get scattered. You know, 236 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:26,820 most recovering alcoholics just trade one addiction for another, and music's that 237 00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:40,220 for dad. Without music, you can get... What'd you call it? Scared? Yeah. I think 238 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:44,860 we covered all our fucked up family history. Most of it? I might feel a 239 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:50,980 little more... Maybe a little. Hey, listen, I know we just met, too, but I 240 00:34:50,980 --> 00:35:02,020 would join it. You know, I thought I smelled it on me. I got a song been on my 241 00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:13,500 mind. And the tune, give me some, and the words all rhyme. Dealer, dealer, dealer, 242 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:22,240 dealer, dealer, dealer. Though I don't say much in a word of fact, If you're 243 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:27,960 singing at school, then live on a sand, yeah, home. I've never known what you're 244 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:40,540 showing. Think you're growing your own TV. I could learn it. Maybe here that can 245 00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:50,040 be near that question, you know, the sweet. Oh, yeah. Drop your string and 246 00:35:50,040 --> 00:36:04,580 stop your drinking. Crouching the no -laws' need. Shake it out. All right. I 247 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:07,680 wouldn't go any shorter than this, though. No, I wanted to ripple and wave 248 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:13,540 when you win those, my sure. Win in a bar. How? Like a leaf blower. You have 249 00:36:13,540 --> 00:36:24,720 one, sure. I know man was out of touch. That ain't hot in the house, ain't 250 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:30,400 dancing but. Silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, silly, 251 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:36,300 silly. I used to do this as a little girl. Get it, get it. Get it, get it. Get 252 00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:51,700 it, get it. Later. I was drinking. Drums over here. Up there! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 253 00:36:52,580 --> 00:37:03,380 Can be near that, can be near that question, no-laws' weed. Drop your string 254 00:37:03,380 --> 00:37:15,000 and stop your drinking. Crouching the no -laws' need. I'm gonna sing it out. All 255 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:33,560 right. Hey, come on. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I was scared you were 256 00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:47,080 gonna hit your head. If you live long enough, you can see your dreams die slow 257 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:57,820 death. Young people don't know how good they have it. Not because they can touch 258 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:03,560 their toes and screw all night. It wouldn't learn that most things just 259 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:21,940 don't work out. Most times, you just mess it up. So it's easier not to try. We're 260 00:38:21,940 --> 00:38:40,200 all just looking for some hope. But my age folk is hard. Hope's not enough. Oh. 261 00:38:44,360 --> 00:39:11,980 Oh. Oh. God. Oh. I'm just gonna say something. I'm just gonna say something. 262 00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:33,680 I'm just gonna say something. I'm just gonna say something. I'm just gonna say 263 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:39,660 something. There seems to be a bit of a miscommunication. When I booked this gig 264 00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:44,780 a month ago, it was my understanding. But there was a motor home convention in 265 00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:51,080 town. Being that, that's what I was told. So I didn't, I did not say that. You said 266 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:57,800 the Emerald Motor Home Convention. I said Emerald Lion Motor Club reunion. And you 267 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:03,080 said you had a classic rock band like CZ Top or CCR. Neal Diamond, the classic. 268 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:08,080 Tom, Tom, Tom, I still don't see the problem. You see Mike with these motor 269 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:14,660 home types? I think we're in the pocket, you know, with these blinkers. They love 270 00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:19,440 Neal Dines. I don't know. Look at them. They got leather chains. I think they're 271 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:23,580 Neal Diamond and some chains. That's a lot of leather. You ain't got nothing. 272 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:28,520 These hog squashes can dig. Mike, why don't we put Claire first? I mean, look 273 00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:33,540 at her. She's pretty. She's nice. Heresy and crazy. But what else Leonard's 274 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:39,100 skinned, son? They love one and skin. You know, I can't sneak my way through sweet 275 00:40:39,100 --> 00:40:42,480 home Alabama. No, no, we're not changing our show, all right? At least that was 276 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,380 sweet Caroline. Nobody here is going to appreciate the air big incantations of 277 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:52,080 Salomon. Salomon. Salomon. He could move up Kentucky woman. Open with America. 278 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:59,980 America? I'm in charge of this band and I'm telling you we open with Salomon. If 279 00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:16,920 you got the fans, yeah. I got the fans. Travelers of our nation, Sampled Highway. 280 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:26,140 Welcome to Judy's town. I am lightning, this mission of beauty is thunder. We re 281 00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:31,060 -greedings with a great city of Chicago. We're strong to the comfortable weather 282 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:39,520 jacket wearing entertainment meals. I'm in. We all like to get good girls. Got 283 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:49,320 her my walk. Lord of my need. Need her. Need her. Need her. Oh, you want some 284 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:57,700 trash. Oh, I know I want some damn water. Lord of my days. You stay with me. Hey, 285 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:06,620 people. Get out of my mouth. Night. Night. Be by the way. Way, way. Take it 286 00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:14,820 with me. It's my girl. Oh, no. She's crying. She's crying. Let's rock her 287 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:24,780 roll. She's crying. Let's roll her roll. Hey, hey, hey, come on. Hey, come on. All 288 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:27,260 right, that's a get rid of the jacket. I just blew up here with just trying to add 289 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:45,620 a two-pulsing socks. What did you say? You heard me, Nelly. Oh, my God. Oh, my 290 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:48,220 God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's Nelly. The first manager in the history of the ball. 291 00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:59,380 That's only such nice and hard. What did you say? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, Tom, 292 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:05,480 here. All right, it's OK. I'm a bleeder. Oh, God. It's not bad. It's just a 293 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:10,320 nosebleed. It's not bad. Hey, Tom. Can you drop? Because if you can, one of us 294 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:16,000 could. No, I have to, Ricky. It's a liability insurance issue, you know, the 295 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,180 requirement. Tom, put this in your nose. Is? Yeah, just hold it in there so it's a 296 00:43:22,180 --> 00:43:27,720 blood-dead coming out. Yeah, one of all there on the side. Don't like it, I'm 297 00:43:27,720 --> 00:44:00,840 sorry. It would be safe. OK. Oh, oh, oh. That, that, that. That old plan for how 298 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:09,480 tonight would go on us. No one's self. Well, you made it very clear that you are 299 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,400 in charge of this band and make the decision. So I guess if it was Adana, 300 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,220 summer tribute band, I'd be calling the shots. But I think it's a good idea to 301 00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:27,560 have a good time. But now I know. It's your show. I mean, would it have killed 302 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,460 you to open with Sweet Caroline? There's more than Neil Diamond than Sweet 303 00:44:31,460 --> 00:44:37,620 Caroline. He's got hundreds of songs. And all anybody wants to hear is Sweet 304 00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:42,300 Caroline. Bob, Bob, Bob. That's right. That's what they want to hear. After the 305 00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,880 show, I was going to take you to this fancy hotel with a big suite. And I don't 306 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:52,520 know if you can eat buffet. And I was going to propose. What? Yeah, I got you 307 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,980 ringing everything. But if you're not in, who maybe we'll still hit that buffet? 308 00:44:57,140 --> 00:45:07,020 They've got a guy there that does omelets and crepes. Mm. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. What? 309 00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:15,820 To you and Adana, to everything. Oh. OK, wait, one thing. Anything. We open with 310 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:29,260 Sweet Caroline. Agree? I do. Where are the games? I can't begin to know what I 311 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:33,540 would like to welcome you to this celebration of marriage. Marriage is a 312 00:45:33,540 --> 00:45:38,840 trauma between two people who love each other. Who trust that love? I want to eat 313 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:42,800 all the other individual's and that togetherness. And who wishes to spend the 314 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:48,140 rest of their lives together, keeping yourself solely on their hands, as long 315 00:45:48,140 --> 00:45:59,160 as you make it. I do. And the power in short to the team has pronounced you 316 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:06,720 husband and wife. Now, keep checking. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep 317 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:11,760 checking. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep checking. Sweet 318 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:24,100 Caroline. Agree. Keep checking. Your time's never seen so good. I've been 319 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:31,520 inclined. Agree. Keep checking. Keep checking. I believe they never will. But 320 00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:41,440 no. I. We need to hit two venues in under four hours. We got a 17-year-old show in 321 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:52,260 good times. Charlie's in the night. Here we go. Oh, boys. Look at the night. And 322 00:46:52,260 --> 00:47:04,820 it don't seem so lonely. We fill it up with only two. And when I heard. 323 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:14,760 Herkman's awesome shoulders. How can I hurt when I'm holding you? Are you ready 324 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:30,260 to rock out to some kneel, Diver? Yeah! Charlie won. We're reaching out. Charlie, 325 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:50,860 we're reaching out. Oh, sweet Caroline. Agree. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep 326 00:47:50,860 --> 00:47:53,840 checking. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep checking. Keep 327 00:47:53,840 --> 00:48:03,080 checking. Oh, my heart drops. He's such a good looking man. I'm Claire Sardina 328 00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,560 saying, Patsy Klein songs, Mike Sardina saying, Rock and Roll medley's, but 329 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:10,520 together they are lightning and thunder. A kneel down and tribute the people in 330 00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:16,140 Milwaukee. Can't seem to get enough of. I just love lightning and thunder. They are 331 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:20,920 my fans. You know, you're gonna see lightning and thunder in Las Vegas. Oh, 332 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:26,680 sweet Caroline. I think that's my new favorite song. Sweet Caroline. Bob Bob 333 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:38,640 Bob. Sweet Caroline. Bob Bob Bob. Good times never seems so good. Bob Bob Bob. 334 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:59,180 Sweet Caroline. Bob Bob Bob. I believe they never could. It's the question. Tell 335 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:05,320 me something that people are struck by. Lightning. Oh, lightning. Yeah. 336 00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:15,660 Lightning. Lightning. Yeah. Lightning. Oh, no. Rachel, can you please make me 337 00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:21,400 speak any more once fished, and I'm dying. Mike. Eddie on the phone for you. 338 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:26,780 My show, baby. Auto shop Eddie or another Eddie. No, cool. All the way. Lightning. 339 00:49:27,900 --> 00:49:35,000 Yeah. I mean, like a commercial. I mean, we've done car shows before. We've never 340 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:44,820 had. Like a concert for jelly. Hold on. What's a Pearl Jam? What about Pearl Jam? 341 00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:50,840 That's what I'm asking. This guy says is with Pearl Jam. Give me the phone. Who 342 00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:55,300 the hell is this? What's a Pearl Jam? It's a band, Mike. You know who Pearl Jam 343 00:49:55,300 --> 00:50:04,220 is? Oh, Pearl Jam's a who? Could you hold, please? Yeah. So, um, I think I'm 344 00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:08,300 going to throw up right now. This is Eddie Vetter. Eddie Vetter's on the phone 345 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:18,940 right now. Say something and not stupid. Yeah, lightning speaking. Uh, let me 346 00:50:18,940 --> 00:50:26,940 check. Are we doing anything on Friday? No. Um, no, it sounds great. Okay. See 347 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:36,780 ya. Wow. I guess we're opening for Pearl Jam. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm in heaven. 348 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:52,720 I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven. I'm Station Bullow. 3 Xi, Fox 5, Keqing, F comunque. 349 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:58,760 jadi. Yooji, that's Anchaerni Stop Do you have a card? Wouldn't you lend me a 350 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,800 thickness? Yeah. We're opening for Pearl Jam. Yeah. For Pearl Jam. Thanks, Mel. 351 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:34,480 Kd. Oh, wow. It's one of those heavily -brothered Gibson's with a wrap around 352 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:39,260 pickguard. Yeah, to be honest, yeah. Neo plays one of these, right? Mostly used as 353 00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:47,240 the ovation acoustics, but you're on the tour? Me and my wife here, we're, uh... 354 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:52,080 You're the pro jam guy. We talked to the phone. I'm Eddie. Eddie, that's right. 355 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:59,840 Hey, thanks for this. Eddie, I'm, uh... Just a little worried your crowd may not 356 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,440 think my kind of show. I don't get a lot of moshpits, you know? There are no 357 00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:08,820 rules, man. Tony Bennett's opening for the Red Hot Chili Cup. Tony Bennett. 358 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:13,460 Besides, he doesn't like Neil Domino. Are you, uh... are you playing Holly Holy 359 00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:20,980 tonight? No, not for this crowd, but, uh... Hey. I don't know if I have to get 360 00:52:20,980 --> 00:52:28,080 a favor and you know one musician or another. This is exciting. Oh, I'm okay. 361 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:59,640 I'm okay. Holy shit. You've ever had a shop, pal. This is it. Holy walking. 362 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:24,240 Sixty. Come on, kids! Get that. Very big, Bennett. You know the words, come on. 363 00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:35,560 Tony, talk. If don't sing it, then say it don't want. Long as I can have you here 364 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:49,600 with me. I'm much rather big, I'm rather in the dreams. I miss you. Ain't nothing 365 00:53:49,600 --> 00:54:00,600 next to baby's dream. If you part of me, I'd like to say we do okay for every 366 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:13,300 dream. Give it up for any better. Give it to me. Give it to my love for all the 367 00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:26,040 holy wine. Yeah. Nothing around the sun in my heart in your sight. You've already 368 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:38,340 walked it. Come here, talk. If don't sing it, then say it don't want. Long as I can 369 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:49,620 have you here with me. I love traveling wherever the blue jeans beg. They're hard 370 00:54:49,620 --> 00:55:00,000 and sweet. Ain't nothing next to baby's dream. If you're part of me, I'd like to 371 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:08,920 say we do okay for every dream. I'm so glad you're here. I didn't find the baby. 372 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:16,880 Oh my god. You're so cute too. But that audience, they were just like, they were 373 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:37,320 just like, you're so cute. Oh. I love you. One is hot. If don't sing it, then 374 00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:48,000 say it don't want. Long as I can have you here with me. I love traveling wherever 375 00:55:48,000 --> 00:56:14,220 the blue jeans beg. I love you. Zooming out. How's it going, Hater? How's it 376 00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:21,880 going, Hater? And the rape show is fixing her boyfriend's car. She's not fixing it. 377 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:32,380 I know how to do it. She just wanted to show me. Everybody on the block has 378 00:56:32,380 --> 00:56:35,580 flowers and bushes and then you look at this and we have nothing. So I want 379 00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:43,020 flowers and color and beauty. Look at that. Four shows a week at the Shano 380 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:48,580 Casino. Two shows on Saturday. Two shows on Saturday. This is a new width curl 381 00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:59,620 jam. We're in the big tank. Hey, Bob, how you doing? How am I doing? Huge. All 382 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:04,680 right. Which way are you facing? Over here? Where you on it? In the corner? 383 00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:12,140 Over here? I think that's good. Are you going to put on some fans? Yeah. Shoot me 384 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:18,680 from the waist up. All right. Tell me when you're ready. I'm ready when you 385 00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:25,280 are. All right. This is a pre-recorded message to be played on July 28th. Hello. 386 00:57:25,460 --> 00:57:30,160 My name is Mike and I'm an alcoholic. That's the part we all say. Hello, Mike. 387 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:41,460 Hello, Mike. Hello. Very good. Today is my 21st. So we're birthday. And I won't 388 00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:44,040 be able to be there with you today because I'll be playing my new gig at the 389 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:48,740 Shano Casino. But I thought maybe even though I can't be there, I would sing you 390 00:57:48,740 --> 00:57:53,860 my song just to... Well, I'll just let you all know how important you all are to 391 00:57:53,860 --> 00:58:05,440 me. This is not a sad song. A sad song to sing when you're gone. Oh, no. In a way, 392 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:13,700 it's a glad song. Yeah, a glad song. A simple song that simply seems to make you 393 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:28,100 feel good when you sing. Come on. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, 394 00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:46,300 my God. Oh, Dan! Dan! Where's Christina? That's her daughter? What's going on? 395 00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:55,280 What happened? A car! What? Why did she do it? A car! We've increased the price. 396 00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:03,160 What's going on? What's going on? Johnny, Johnny. She's getting into the waiting 397 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:11,260 room. Take the car. She can't decide. She's gonna be... Okay, listen to me. Is 398 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:16,100 that guy on the show you like? You got the eye-brow. What are you talking about? 399 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:23,460 What is this? Okay, so he's about to go down. I knew I was gonna take care of 400 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:30,100 him. No, I need him. No, listen to me. I got a jacked-up heart. I've had a long 401 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:36,200 time. You need to get a doctor. No, no, no. We're gonna do my plans. It's gonna 402 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:43,800 be okay. Listen to me. Right, so okay. I'm gonna pass out. I'm gonna do it. 403 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,440 You're gonna join me back. Just like George does. Now remember I showed you 404 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:50,800 how to jump a car. It's just like that. I've done it before. You can do this. 405 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:57,220 You're gonna hold that. You're gonna put that one up here. I'm gonna put that down 406 00:59:57,220 --> 01:00:02,240 here. Alright, you can do it. It's right here. You can do it! I'll do it. I have 407 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:23,380 to go for the one. AHHHHH!! Help. Help me! Help! Help me? Help me! Help me! Help 408 01:00:23,380 --> 01:01:06,000 me! Oh Claire Hey Oh god, Claire what happened? I just forgot Oh She's Oh Come 409 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:22,920 on baby I'll take you I can see you Yeah All right It's only been three weeks 410 01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:27,480 since your accident is going to take time to adjust vanished Those motor skills can 411 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:32,180 take control. I know especially in the middle of the night. I know I just don't 412 01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:35,680 want to dwell on it and get stuck if I have to make adjustments I just want to 413 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:38,660 make them and move on and I think we'll come. Do you need to allow yourself some 414 01:01:38,660 --> 01:01:43,320 time? Please understand Mr. Sardina. This isn't something that needs to be paid in 415 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,740 full today. The old guy that lost control and ate my wife at the car. His family 416 01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:51,560 isn't able to provide the settlement money for another six months. What am I 417 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:54,540 supposed to do in the meantime? There is just a member of insurance that your wife 418 01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:59,380 can qualify for that to cover a sizeable portion of the cost. That's a different 419 01:01:59,380 --> 01:02:02,920 department that I'd be happy about. You can touch with them and we still need to 420 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:09,300 bill your insurance company. Insurance? Miss, do you know any musicians? We broke 421 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:19,360 as a joke. Me and Mike we started singing. We were really cooking. And I 422 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:25,380 could see it. I could be like a way to pay my bills and be able to say I look at 423 01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:36,380 me. I made it. Take one every three to four hours for the Phantom Pains. I was 424 01:02:36,380 --> 01:03:31,240 so close. Thanks, Doc. It's Wednesday. Your prosthetic therapy is in half an 425 01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:41,120 hour. Okay? Yeah, I know. I don't think I can do that. Okay, fine. If you're going 426 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,880 to cancel again, how about you make the call? Because they don't buy my lies and 427 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:48,100 I'm sick of doing what? Can you just give me a minute? Mom, we got a good one. Oh, 428 01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,840 you got to drive there and get in the car and it's going to take a second. Rach, 429 01:03:54,300 --> 01:04:06,160 please. Just give me a minute. All right, fine. Just hurry up. Oh, give me a 430 01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:30,620 minute. I said, give me a minute! Rach, all right, see you on the... Dinner's 431 01:04:30,620 --> 01:05:29,160 ready. I'm going to go. I used any of it. I was like, I don't use it ever. Why do I 432 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:34,940 want to learn that? It looks like problem solved. Hey, what happened to therapy? 433 01:05:37,540 --> 01:05:43,500 Are you serious? I mean, there was those four hours ago and you know what? I'm 434 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:58,620 not. Oh honey, grab a seat. Yeah, I got screwed on the mashed potatoes. We got 435 01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:08,180 gravy just...no potatoes. Anyway. So, uh, maybe we take a little road trip. Down to 436 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:13,980 six flags. Get some sunshine, you know. A little adventure. I'm going to have a 437 01:06:13,980 --> 01:06:20,760 little extra money. I mean, you got a job. You guys remember Cliff, you know, 438 01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:25,200 sex machine? Does James Brown? He says he might have some work to me down in this 439 01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:30,920 tie joint. He just needs an hose for karaoke. He thought I could fill in for 440 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:43,340 him. So you're going to play Neal Diamond songs? Uh, no. I mean, maybe a few, but 441 01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:50,140 it's more of a hosting thing and other people singing, you know, carry only. You 442 01:06:50,140 --> 01:06:53,700 know, it's only temporary. It's, you know, it's only mother of me can... Get 443 01:06:53,700 --> 01:07:11,300 back on our feet. How are things going at home? Not. I know the band has other 444 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:18,140 gigs, but uh, maybe you and Claire can still use that karaoke machine. Right. So 445 01:07:18,140 --> 01:07:24,080 I'm about to instrumentation. She won't get up out of bed. She's drugged, she's 446 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:33,520 a... a mind. Now, what does a duo do? If one doesn't want to do what the other's 447 01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:50,340 doing? I believe in you, Mike. I always have. How I've been up here. Do you sing 448 01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:55,220 anything current? Anything contemporary pop or just dad rock stuff? Dad rock, 449 01:07:55,440 --> 01:08:00,760 like, it means like, you know, skinned, credence, steely band. Oh, yeah, I rock 450 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:04,280 with those guys. Yeah, I mean, sorry, you sing. You don't want me to sing those 451 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,660 songs? I'm not saying not to. I just want to hear Alia and Alana's every once in a 452 01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:14,140 while. Yeah, Monica, Mariah. See, the thing is, I got more of a specified act, 453 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,800 like, sex machine here and me past year. I'm known for singing Neil Diamond music. 454 01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:25,720 But, you can sing any music. Luther Bandro's, Usher, Jodasie. Kaobakwa, long 455 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:30,180 kling kong Neil Diamond, huh? Mm, Dan Kowangan. Kowangan, that MC karaoke 456 01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:36,540 machine, you know? I don't know what I'm talking about. So, right on. So, the 457 01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:40,120 moment you know So, the moment? Nobody knows So, the moment. They only know 458 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:50,840 Sweet Caroline. America, crackling rosy, you sing plainly? Anytime. Uh. Good to 459 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:58,660 meet you. I know. I'm putland, like, in your diamond. You do know who Jodas is, 460 01:08:58,740 --> 01:09:16,760 right? Mm. You can do your Neil Diamond thing on Wednesday nights. Host karaoke, 461 01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:24,000 Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Boom. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, head of 462 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:32,000 family. Get out. All right. In something that people shake before they use it. 463 01:09:32,140 --> 01:10:16,800 Yes, sir. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? How many 464 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:26,600 something that men do better than women? As you were. Oh, hey, just ran. No, this 465 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:36,120 is lightning. I'm in Mike. Uh. Okay, yeah. No, sure. Tomorrow. No, we can be 466 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:48,420 there. All right. Go, good day, too. Why don't you pick up the phone? Uh. The 467 01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:53,620 sister and she, uh. She wants to come up with some kind of parent teacher thing 468 01:10:53,620 --> 01:11:02,000 tomorrow for Dana. All right. I got to get ready to go out. Where are you going? 469 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:07,000 Uh, I've got my night gig at the Tai Joint. Been doing it for weeks now, your 470 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:16,620 space cadet. Yeah. I am. I see you the way you look at those girls in the crowd, 471 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:22,440 you know. How they look back at you are not a fool. You think I got old peace on 472 01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:26,680 the side because I'm so young and wealthy? I used to think it was so cute, 473 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:32,340 do you? Take the scarf and put it around all those hussies and kiss them. The 474 01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:36,400 scarf was a bit, you know that? Yeah, for Elvis, not for Neil Diamond. You just 475 01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:43,140 wanted to kiss him, Mike. You know, I really wish these medications would make 476 01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:46,860 up their mind. Are you going to be like Blue Peanuts, give a shit? Are you going 477 01:11:46,860 --> 01:11:50,100 to be angry and paranoid? You know what, my mom was right about you. You're just a 478 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:54,000 selfish son of a bitch. So why don't you go find yourself a new girlfriend and 479 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:58,740 give her a new nickname? You think you're the only one that's hurting every day? I 480 01:11:58,740 --> 01:12:05,060 think about the big audience every day. But I'm here to try. I'm here. What a... 481 01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:15,920 Whoa, shit at me! You want to throw something else? Goddamn it! Fuck! Fuck! 482 01:12:16,180 --> 01:12:27,740 Fuck! Take the leave. Oh, shit! What's up, you dumbass? Fuck! Oh, shit! They do 483 01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:38,540 ever read about a frog dream to be in a king. And then became one. Well except 484 01:12:38,540 --> 01:12:46,100 for the names, a few of the changes. You talk about me. The story's the same one. 485 01:12:52,940 --> 01:13:01,580 Sorry, I'm a ghost. That's my dad. Um, lightning? It's my mother's birthday. She 486 01:13:01,580 --> 01:13:15,280 died of lung cancer. Sad songs only. I'm the piece of lung. I am, I say. To know 487 01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:36,220 all that. And no one heard at all that even the shit. I am a crash. I am a say 488 01:13:36,220 --> 01:14:01,480 -i. You know, I... I talked to Rachel a lot. Rachel says that... You and Claire 489 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:11,780 have been fighting a lot more. So... Are you drinking? No. I'm wondering if the 490 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:17,740 ride would be a little less bumpy if I fell off the wagon. When was your last 491 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:20,700 meeting? Angie, what are you doing? You're my daughter, you're not my 492 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:41,400 sponsor. Well, everybody tells me to move on. I'm the guy that looks like Neil, why 493 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:55,000 do you need Claire? But they just don't get it. I... I love her. And I'm, I'm 494 01:14:55,000 --> 01:15:08,840 losing her. Listen, just... Dad, would you just please go to a meeting? Please. 495 01:15:42,980 --> 01:17:16,400 I... I... I... Why can't I forget you and start my life unknown? Instead of having 496 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:39,360 sweet dreams about you? Sweet dreams of you? Claire. Honey. Claire. Come on. Come 497 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:48,840 on down. Come on, let's go. Claire. Don't do this. Mike, you're embarrassing me. I 498 01:17:48,840 --> 01:17:51,860 am not stopping. This is not your show. This is your computer. This is 499 01:17:51,860 --> 01:17:57,400 embarrassing. Mike, I would never do this to you. No, no. And you're going to get 500 01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:07,680 this whole part. Mike, let's go. No, I am not going any Mike. Come on. Oh, man. 501 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:12,740 What are you doing? What are you all doing up here? It's okay. This is tired. 502 01:18:12,940 --> 01:18:17,700 Okay, we just... Mom, we just are trying to help you. Oh, no! This is my show. I'm 503 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:22,420 up here. I'm up here, Mike. I'm not going to stop the show. Come on, let's go. 504 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:27,860 Don't touch me. You're not even supposed to be up here. Baby! Come on! Come here. 505 01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:44,940 Baby, come here. Come here. Come here. It's my show. It makes sense. There's a 506 01:18:44,940 --> 01:18:48,880 72-hour observation period for all voluntary patients. Mental health 507 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:52,560 professional will assess her condition and determine the course of treatment and 508 01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:55,940 length of stay. And if you could just fill out the medication she's currently 509 01:18:55,940 --> 01:19:06,120 taking or anything she'll need over the next three weeks. I know. I'm a stranger 510 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:15,520 to you, what I can really use. Right now. It's for you to just tell me I'm doing 511 01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:23,500 the right thing. Or... We're going to take really good care of her. Make sure 512 01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:57,280 she gets what she needs, okay? Okay. Yep, yep, yep. Hmm? Yeah. Oh, Mike. I don't 513 01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:06,320 think we've been apart for a few days. We've been married. It's okay. Okay. 514 01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:41,440 Okay. It's okay. Thank you. Right through there. Oh, holy night. The stars are 515 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:53,860 brightly shining. Here is the night of our dear, Saviour's bird. Hey, I was 516 01:20:53,860 --> 01:20:57,560 running back and speaking to the manager of the guy who does the hiring. My 517 01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:01,940 radiator is hissing. I'm trying to get a job. Yeah, well, I'm trying to get to my 518 01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:13,560 job. Being that I'm the only one that has one. Oh, there's not that. I'm sorry. All 519 01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:23,180 right. Here you go. Here you go. Let's pour it in. But there's a leak. Yeah, it 520 01:21:23,180 --> 01:21:28,280 will fix it. Let's just do it. It's got, like, little metal particles in it. That 521 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:31,740 heat up on the car is running and that melt simple to leak, welds are closed. 522 01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:39,020 Slow, slow, slow. Yeah. I get it. There's people in this world that get new shit 523 01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:46,640 and then there's people like us just patching up broken shit. I know this has 524 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:50,880 been our view. Somewhere along the way I got put in charge of everyone's problems. 525 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:57,720 I worry about my mother. I worry about Dana. You're gonna be telling me to touch 526 01:21:57,720 --> 01:22:01,180 your chest. I worry about you. I know what you're worrying. Trust me, the scene 527 01:22:01,180 --> 01:22:14,740 with your mother is gonna get better. I'm pregnant. Oh, okay. When? Like four 528 01:22:14,740 --> 01:22:19,920 months ago. Four months. Oh my god, how do we miss it? Because you're all crazy. 529 01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:25,520 I'm huge, how can you not see? I'll put on some pounds. I just sort of a family 530 01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:39,640 phase. Is it the guy who were? No, that's over. Can't be counted on. And I guess 531 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:55,220 you cannot... Okay. Okay. Okay. So we got this thing in the Marines. It's called a 532 01:22:55,220 --> 01:23:01,980 SMIAC. It stands for Situation, Mission, Execution, Administration, Command. It's 533 01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:07,100 a way to break down a problem real simple. Okay. So what's the situation? 534 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:14,220 I'm not up. Okay. Okay. So what's the mission? What do you want to do about it? 535 01:23:16,180 --> 01:23:20,260 I want to give it to a couple that wants to have a baby. Okay, so that's the 536 01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:24,780 mission. Okay. Now we've got to ask you, we've got to have the kid. I already 537 01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:29,140 called the Adoption Information Center. And there's a potential couple that could 538 01:23:29,140 --> 01:23:33,240 assist in medical bills and all that. Okay, so you already took care of the 539 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:36,380 AFRA Administration. That just leaves command. So who do you want to be in 540 01:23:36,380 --> 01:24:04,060 charge of all this? You know, helping you. My mom? Whenever my good runoff to 541 01:24:04,060 --> 01:24:16,360 his A meeting, I was always pretty ugly about it. I was like, why can't you just 542 01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:26,900 deal with your problems without all the talking? I can talk. And I can talk too. 543 01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:32,220 And I talk a lot. Sometimes I talk so much I don't even know what I'm saying 544 01:24:32,220 --> 01:24:42,320 half the time. And the thoughts they just like go around in my head, spin around 545 01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:48,900 all the time. That's where the singing helped. And something happened when I 546 01:24:48,900 --> 01:25:10,780 would sing patty-cline songs. Like I just disappear in the music. Yeah, just 547 01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:24,100 disappear. Yeah. The accident took my leg, but I shouldn't let it take my 548 01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:54,360 singing away. That's mine. All mine. Can I, Mom? Good night to you. Love you. 549 01:25:54,660 --> 01:26:12,540 Okay, I love you too. Thank you. Love you. Love you. Good night. Is it made of 550 01:26:12,540 --> 01:26:28,380 powder coffee? No, thank you. You want to watch a show? I don't know. Unless you 551 01:26:28,380 --> 01:26:36,740 do. When you go back to work. You start back at the shop tomorrow. What about 552 01:26:36,740 --> 01:26:42,800 karaoke? We just got home. I'm just asking a question. No, no, you're getting 553 01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:47,640 ready to argue. I just don't know what's okay to say and not to say since you went 554 01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:54,580 to that place. If you have any questions, I can answer them for you. I didn't get a 555 01:26:54,580 --> 01:27:10,720 lobotomy. Not yet. Well, I'm not doing a karaoke thing because I'm not doing 556 01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:25,400 lightning anymore. That's over. Lightning is... It's just nothing without you. 557 01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:33,840 Maybe you're not going to be there with me. I got no... I got no sound to sing. I 558 01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:51,520 got nothing. Thank you. I don't need it. Oh, I'm... Breathe, honey. I... I've been 559 01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:55,920 doing a lot of talking. You know, like you do at your meetings. When I've been 560 01:27:55,920 --> 01:28:02,120 figuring things out in my head. I think that the struggle with my prosthetic, I 561 01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:14,440 think it was more in my head than my leg. I felt hurt and... and... ugly. Like I 562 01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:23,960 had all this anger inside of me and fear and it just cracked. No, look, the folks 563 01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:29,000 at the hospital, they talk about having an emotional catharsis. It's like where 564 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:38,700 you let everything go and just move forward. I don't think I've had that yet 565 01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:43,740 because everything still feels very scary for me. You know, walking and standing, 566 01:28:44,340 --> 01:29:13,880 singing. But maybe if you're there with me, I can have that catharsis. Okay. Hey, 567 01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:18,740 y'all, I'm coming out tonight at the Chantai. We got a great night here for 568 01:29:18,740 --> 01:29:22,580 you. Yeah, we just carry out the night on Friday night. Saturday night, Sunday 569 01:29:22,580 --> 01:29:26,760 night. I've seen you here. It's a lot of fun. And there's also the all-you-can-eat 570 01:29:26,760 --> 01:29:32,660 buffet, my native Friday. But tonight I got something special. My name is 571 01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:38,040 Lightning. This is my lovely wife, Thumbnail. And tonight we're going to 572 01:29:38,040 --> 01:30:05,700 sing for you. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Holy dream. What's in holy news. And she 573 01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:30,320 comes and I run just like the wind I live only Sing a song Sing a song of song Sing 574 01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:49,840 a song of song Sing a song of song Nice big Give it a great Call the sun in the 575 01:30:49,840 --> 01:31:05,560 dead of the night And the sun's gonna rise in the sky and she's gonna cry Why 576 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:29,340 don't you stop? No, I'll keep going And I'll cry I will holy love Take her only 577 01:31:29,340 --> 01:31:50,100 child And the sheep Let it be filled with tomorrow I'm a roll, highly holy The 578 01:31:50,100 --> 01:32:19,900 worst day of time has been you to make a beautiful noise Are you ready? in the 579 01:32:19,900 --> 01:32:26,660 dead of the night because the sun gone and rise in the sky ha ha ha ha ha 580 01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:37,460 cutchum man who can walk up the rise and then layman he gonna fly and I fly yeah 581 01:32:39,640 --> 01:33:07,380 and I fly ha ha ha ha ha let hold it be dream dream I'll hold you ha ha let hold 582 01:33:07,380 --> 01:34:24,240 it be I'll hold you be dream I'll hold you be dream be be you alright oh I don't 583 01:34:24,240 --> 01:34:49,020 know what happened I lost control I hope you're okay ha ha ha I don't know I mean, 584 01:34:49,100 --> 01:35:02,000 don't you see lightning can strike the same place twice ha ha ha ha ha oh it's 585 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:15,060 okay I just look all this movies all this life and here's my accidents and then 586 01:35:15,060 --> 01:35:21,480 nothing I see I see what are you getting it I want these boxes filled up again bad 587 01:35:21,480 --> 01:35:27,240 things happen over and over and I just want to sing and I want to shine before 588 01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:30,660 another car runs into me the car's not going to work okay it's like they're 589 01:35:30,660 --> 01:35:38,160 aiming for me Mike come on I am not afraid anymore I want to be thunder again 590 01:35:45,020 --> 01:35:53,280 I know I know I've been a little out of it and I'm a little rusty but I'm here to 591 01:35:53,280 --> 01:35:59,660 be mom again and a wife and a partner so you know what have I missed these last 592 01:35:59,660 --> 01:36:15,040 few months what do I need to know you want to tell her or me I thought love was 593 01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:25,200 only true in fairytale meant for someone else but not for me I'm going to get it 594 01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:36,700 love is not to give me as you can see disappointment on my dreams dreams are 595 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:53,640 her fate now I'm a baby not a trace I'm dying I'm in love I'm a baby I'm a baby 596 01:36:53,640 --> 01:37:14,420 I'm a baby I'm a baby I'm a baby I'm a baby love is not to give me as you can 597 01:37:14,420 --> 01:37:27,100 see disappointment on my dreams dreams are her fate now I'm a believer not a 598 01:37:27,100 --> 01:37:39,240 trace I'm dying in my mind I'm in love I'm a baby I'm a baby I'm a baby here 599 01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:46,920 today joined by two local legends staging the comeback of their careers the 600 01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:52,280 universe send two cars to kill me but I'm still standing even if it's on one light 601 01:37:52,280 --> 01:38:06,600 I'm in love and I'm a believer I can't leave her if I try Yes! I love the women 602 01:38:12,020 --> 01:38:16,660 Mike Claire wants you to meet my friend Buddy Holmes he's a vet coordinator here 603 01:38:16,660 --> 01:38:21,580 at the Ritz Buddy thank you both coming you've been getting a lot of press with 604 01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:26,920 your comeback now we never really left that's why I wanted to talk to you about 605 01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:32,280 playing here are we going to open for Pearl Jam again? no you'd be the 606 01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:36,440 headliner you'd be on a Wednesday night three weeks from now that'll give us just 607 01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:40,500 enough time to get the word out sell some tickets sorry you expect us to fill this 608 01:38:40,500 --> 01:38:46,540 place on Wednesday we'll make it work we didn't want that but you know we're not 609 01:38:46,540 --> 01:38:50,680 fools buddy Mike don't you know what's happening in three weeks on a Wednesday 610 01:38:50,680 --> 01:38:59,820 night what what's happening? Neil Diamond Neil Diamond he's playing a sold out 611 01:38:59,820 --> 01:39:04,280 short Wisconsin Center Arena we want to be the counter programming to that event 612 01:39:04,280 --> 01:39:09,660 those who can't see Neil Diamond see the next best thing could we just take a 613 01:39:09,660 --> 01:39:20,100 second one moment I don't know if we're ready for this oh I mean I think you are 614 01:39:22,140 --> 01:39:38,400 I know I am we're going to need a choir sex machine is acquired director at his 615 01:39:38,400 --> 01:39:42,280 church right and timpani you know the big drums what would you need timpani for? 616 01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:46,900 I'll get the timpani Mike I'll get the timpani especially because we're opening 617 01:39:46,900 --> 01:40:00,640 with Suleiman Suleiman Suleiman hey so remember Rachel's gonna pick us up I 618 01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:04,220 think I'm gonna go with Johnny to get a head start on me you nervous? no actually 619 01:40:04,220 --> 01:40:07,980 I'm not but maybe I will right through the show what about you I just hope 620 01:40:07,980 --> 01:40:19,040 people come here hey Mike I know the event coordinator at the Wisconsin Center 621 01:40:19,040 --> 01:40:25,440 he was at your wedding you know big guy and a big red beard George Lord Mike you 622 01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:31,120 are going to meet Neil Diamond tonight I was gonna get to that oh my god what do 623 01:40:31,120 --> 01:40:36,540 you mean? he's gonna meet the two you at Lakefront Frozen Custard after the show 624 01:40:36,540 --> 01:40:40,840 he's gonna drop in with this bus he loves their frozen cousin what are you gonna 625 01:40:40,840 --> 01:40:45,820 say to him dad? hopefully nothing dumb oh no don't be silly it's just two musicians 626 01:40:45,820 --> 01:40:51,760 after their show both sold out shows we're sold out? sold out? sold out? sold 627 01:40:51,760 --> 01:41:00,180 out? yeah we sold out no now I'm nervous this is a huge win for you you earn this 628 01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:10,320 Mike you earn it crying so happy I love you I'm so happy too alright get out of 629 01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:14,720 here go go go over there I'll see you there I'm going to the radio okay okay 630 01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:24,120 why do you do that? oh my god Mr. Diamond Neil can I call you Neil? you know 631 01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:28,280 there's a certain way that you sing touching I mean you must know what I mean 632 01:41:28,280 --> 01:41:36,240 of course you know what I mean to you touching me I'm touching you it's so good 633 01:41:36,200 --> 01:42:01,320 I mean it's just a small thing and like touching you oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 634 01:42:06,090 --> 01:42:23,400 okay Papa I'm getting dressed Angelina has a brand new online but I guess it's 635 01:42:23,400 --> 01:42:33,980 sold out oh yeah no no we are we got that handled hey I'm gonna what I'm gonna meet 636 01:42:33,980 --> 01:42:43,360 Neil Diamond tonight are you serious? yeah wow oh I need a brand new Neil 637 01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:53,940 Diamond you think you could hope we have a Christian Slater? oh Papa Papa Papa you 638 01:42:53,940 --> 01:43:09,120 alright I'm huge baby I mean you can help me I'm gonna check the music I'm gonna 639 01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:23,980 check the music Dad hey I'm so glad to hear you I'm so glad to hear you Grandma 640 01:43:23,980 --> 01:43:27,780 hey just to warn you these seeds we got reserved are right up front of me get 641 01:43:27,780 --> 01:43:35,500 loud I'm half deaf anyway so we find have a great show tonight Mike thanks hey like 642 01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:40,900 five minutes five minutes why did it? why did it? alright hey wait give me a kiss 643 01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:45,040 oh alright so any last minute words of advice or encouragement for my two girls? 644 01:43:45,720 --> 01:44:00,460 yeah play sweet Caroline okay you two always know what to do you're not afraid 645 01:44:00,460 --> 01:44:13,400 of the lift at all? oh no I just got to stand there okay hey Claire I can't thank 646 01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:20,360 me all because every thank you I got belongs to you doll you're my August 647 01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:24,260 night you're my September morning you're my heart lighten you're my cracklin rose 648 01:44:24,260 --> 01:45:23,100 are you got me? Christian stage Ouch I Won't cut this morning I said I won't cut 649 01:45:23,100 --> 01:45:33,420 this morning I go to with a man with a man how can it be no rain? When all I see 650 01:45:33,420 --> 01:46:12,120 in here lighten and done die Welcome to the New Year To dance in the Glow of the 651 01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:26,580 Family Those who could not get meals are my tickets Stay in my Tonight we make our 652 01:46:26,580 --> 01:47:00,900 own beautiful noise To the left To the face Come here come say Right On the 653 01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:32,420 night Sun become day Day Shall come by To the Soul and Soul and Soul and Soul and 654 01:47:32,420 --> 01:48:20,460 Soul and Soul. Michaela Zhi said she'll die. Way too late but she needs everyone. 655 01:48:24,320 --> 01:49:00,500 Oh... Oh... oh... Bring home my name Oh, the winds of a fool Wind in the plain And 656 01:49:00,500 --> 01:49:48,600 once and for me Lord of my name Leave me, leave me home Oh, oh, oh Pardon my warm, 657 01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:58,100 but she dares for the sun God of my name Day, day, Lord of my night Night, night, 658 01:49:58,100 --> 01:50:40,280 sing for the wave Wave, wave, take me home No, no, no, no, no, no, no Help me, 659 01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:46,500 brothers and sisters, and the hitty-bitty children. Black and white, rich and more, 660 01:50:46,740 --> 01:50:56,260 great and small. Oh God, children sing hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 661 01:50:57,460 --> 01:51:07,340 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Amen! And again, Lord, David, two hands, one hand for the 662 01:51:07,340 --> 01:51:12,140 gift of one hand for the takin'. And when your brother is hungry, you need God what 663 01:51:12,140 --> 01:51:16,360 to eat and when he is tired. And he and I know ways to sleep. And when he's hard at 664 01:51:16,360 --> 01:51:20,520 takin' and it's full of pain, who's gonna cry when they grow those? Who's gonna cry 665 01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:25,420 when they take their day to put it out to him? And he's shayin' with him. That's 666 01:51:25,420 --> 01:51:36,420 what it's in for! Oh! Take my hands with Lord, walk with me this day. And my heart 667 01:51:36,420 --> 01:51:46,500 I know, I will never stray. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 668 01:51:46,900 --> 01:52:34,680 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And love and my name, God, give me love. Give me love! 669 01:52:34,680 --> 01:52:51,340 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hail God! Hail God! 670 01:52:52,280 --> 01:53:02,240 Hallelujah! Do you remember when we saw Spring Seen in East Troy? Oh my God, you 671 01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:06,300 said Bruce, I love him. Where was that? Where was that? Alpine Valley Music 672 01:53:06,300 --> 01:53:09,940 Theater. You were a kid in grade school. But we played for like two extra hours 673 01:53:09,940 --> 01:53:13,660 and everyone was freaking out and dancing on the lawn. That was this, that was 674 01:53:13,660 --> 01:53:18,540 this! Me and Bruce. No, I gotta say and I don't mean any disrespect to Mr. Eddie 675 01:53:18,540 --> 01:53:24,680 Vetter. Uh oh. Be cheerful, mom. I think tonight we were just his biggest pro 676 01:53:24,680 --> 01:53:29,600 -chan. It's all out of the crowd. No, I gotta say our fans are just as big and 677 01:53:29,600 --> 01:53:37,380 just as loud. Oh, we're almost at God out, Papa. Oh my God! Oh, sweet Kizala! 678 01:53:39,920 --> 01:53:49,580 Good times never seems so good. Oh, are you good? Are you ready? I'm cute, baby. 679 01:53:51,820 --> 01:54:02,140 You're great, man! Where are you? Neil just finished his show. He's out of the 680 01:54:02,140 --> 01:54:16,840 bus. He's out his way. Come on, Mike. Come on! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! 681 01:54:17,360 --> 01:54:50,760 Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! Mike! This is hot. I'm not good at writing speeches, 682 01:54:51,600 --> 01:55:03,400 but I guess I've never written one, so it'll be perfect. You too always know 683 01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:13,700 what to do. Why did he say about it? I feel like I don't know how to do 684 01:55:13,700 --> 01:55:33,180 anything. Except gradually, he car radiator. Can you? Maybe he wasn't wrong 685 01:55:33,180 --> 01:55:58,660 about us. He wasn't. He looked nice. Oh, thank you. Sometimes I forget about your 686 01:55:58,660 --> 01:56:09,440 leg. Yeah. Me too, and then I take a step. You don't have to say today. 687 01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:14,920 Somebody else can do it if it's too much for you. I know. But it's something I 688 01:56:14,920 --> 01:56:53,820 have to do. Not just for me. Hi. This is gonna be hard. Every time we would play a 689 01:56:53,820 --> 01:57:03,080 gig, everyone wants to hear sweet Caroline. And my good-gets-so-man. He 690 01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:12,560 believed there was so much more to Neil Diamond's music, so many more songs. And 691 01:57:12,560 --> 01:57:27,500 there was more to Mike than being lightning. He was a soldier, a father, a 692 01:57:27,500 --> 01:57:42,580 friend. He was the love of my life. And really, I'm standing here because of him. 693 01:57:46,720 --> 01:57:56,720 So, he is honored when I get myself together. And I'm in his sing, I sing. 694 01:57:57,600 --> 01:58:09,360 And Neil Diamond's song is not as well known as sweet Caroline. But Mike, it's 695 01:58:09,360 --> 01:58:40,160 beautiful. I sing the line. And I sing the flame. And I sing the flame. And I 696 01:58:40,160 --> 01:58:54,320 sing your eyes before. And I'm sure you'll see your eyes again once again. 697 01:58:58,480 --> 01:59:18,460 For I have been released. And I have been a good. And I have sung my song before. 698 01:59:19,980 --> 02:00:00,300 And I'm sure to sing my song again once again. And I sing the flame. And I sing 699 02:00:00,300 --> 02:00:14,780 the flame. And some people gotta sing. And some people gotta sing. And some 700 02:00:14,780 --> 02:00:35,560 people never see the light. Until the day they die. But I have been released. And I 701 02:00:35,560 --> 02:00:49,700 have been a good. And I have been a good. And I sing the flame. And I sing the 702 02:00:49,700 --> 02:02:00,540 flame. And I sing the flame. Just one more time. All right. Any, right? Are you 703 02:02:00,540 --> 02:02:16,860 sure? I'm positive. I can see you too. All right. Hey everybody. My name is Mike 704 02:02:16,860 --> 02:02:22,880 and I'm an alcoholic. Today is my 22nd of Silver Birthday. But I can't be with you 705 02:02:22,880 --> 02:02:27,860 here today because while we're getting ready for our big comeback, it's really 706 02:02:27,860 --> 02:02:33,920 exciting. And you know what before I sing, I just want to tell you something. 707 02:02:35,660 --> 02:02:41,300 We're all here doing the best we can. Right? Very, very best. And if we can 708 02:02:41,300 --> 02:02:45,520 just look out for each other and be strong and above all be grateful, maybe 709 02:02:45,520 --> 02:02:49,620 we can just, I don't know, we can turn things around. We can make the world a 710 02:02:49,620 --> 02:03:01,960 better place. What do you say? All right. Anyway. This is not a sad song. A sad 711 02:03:01,960 --> 02:03:12,520 song to sing when you're alone. Oh no, no. In a way it's a glad song. Yeah, a 712 02:03:12,520 --> 02:03:18,840 glad song as simple too. That simply seems to make you feel real good when you 713 02:03:18,840 --> 02:03:30,220 sing. Come on, sing along. I know it's early. Song, song, woo, everybody knows 714 02:03:30,220 --> 02:03:42,380 one. Every garden grows one. Song, song, woo, everybody knows one. All right. I'm 715 02:03:42,380 --> 02:03:53,380 ready. Me and you are subject to the blues now and then. All clear. When you 716 02:03:53,380 --> 02:04:02,740 take the blues and make a song, you sing them out again. You sing them out again. 717 02:04:03,040 --> 02:04:10,460 I get to hear it. Sounds real good. Come on now. Song, song, woo, weeping like a 718 02:04:10,460 --> 02:04:23,080 blue low. Sleeping on my pillow. Song, song, woo, weeping on my pillow. It's a 719 02:04:23,080 --> 02:04:33,840 funny thing. Funny thing. But you can't sing it when the crying your voice. I'm 720 02:04:33,840 --> 02:04:38,580 afraid you know it can't feel good. Beauty and color. You simply got no 721 02:04:38,580 --> 02:05:02,240 choice. Song, song, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Thank you and good night. 722 02:05:08,220 --> 02:05:18,460 I got a song been on my mind. And the tune give me some and the words all 723 02:05:18,460 --> 02:05:22,920 rhyme. Get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get away, get 724 02:05:22,920 --> 02:05:31,700 away. Though I don't say much and I won't offend. If you sing it at school, then 725 02:05:31,700 --> 02:05:37,460 live or does it get a home? I never know what you're showing. Think you're 726 02:05:37,460 --> 02:05:56,000 growing. You're all teed. Good lord. Let me hear that. Let me hear that. I'm 727 02:05:56,000 --> 02:06:05,860 drinking all the sweet. Drop your shrinking, stop your drinking. Crouching 728 02:06:05,860 --> 02:06:33,180 and no less need. Sing it out. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on. 729 02:07:00,380 --> 02:07:26,480 Dream alone, maybe. Where I am, what I am, what I believe in. I live only. I 730 02:07:26,480 --> 02:08:08,020 live only dream. I live only. I live only. Sing a song. Sing a song of song. 731 02:08:09,140 --> 02:08:30,000 Sing it out. Sing it out. Sing it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Call the sun in the 732 02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:38,720 dead of the night. Call the sun. It's gonna rise in the sky. Touch a minute, 733 02:08:38,800 --> 02:08:57,980 you won't go right. Touch a minute, he's gonna fly. And I fly. And I fly. I live 734 02:08:57,980 --> 02:09:36,420 only dream. Dream alone. I live only dream. I live only dream. I live only 735 02:09:36,420 --> 02:10:37,420 dream. I live only dream. I live only dream. I live only dream. I live only 736 02:10:37,420 --> 02:10:47,000 dream. Nothing next to baby is true If you pardon me, I'd like to say It's too 737 02:10:47,000 --> 02:11:01,520 old to be the river in the trees Baby tonight Baby tonight by the fire All 738 02:11:01,520 --> 02:11:18,480 alone you and I Don't think around the sound of my heart is right But it's 739 02:11:18,480 --> 02:11:27,720 awesome It don't sing at dance and it don't walk As long as I can and you're 740 02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:41,200 here with me How much better be the river in the trees baby But it's awesome It 741 02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:50,520 don't sing at dance and it don't walk As long as I can and you're here with me How 742 02:11:50,520 --> 02:12:11,540 much better be the river in the trees baby How much better be the river in the 743 02:12:11,540 --> 02:12:11,540 trees baby 88503

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