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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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All right, boys, come
on. Let's get out.
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Come on, come on.
All right, come on. Out.
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You got prisoners?
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Yeah. I got four.
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What happened to your hand?
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Oh, I had a little trouble
bringing these birds in.
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We all stopped over at Doc
Zack's and he fixed us up.
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Oh, I wish I
could've been there.
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I wish I'd a-had a
crack at these babies.
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Easy now, Barney.
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Everything's under control.
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Yeah, yeah. Get
'em in there, Chief.
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All right. Come on.
Get-get-get in there.
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All right move 'em!
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Get in there!
All right, let's go!
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All right, break it
up. The show's over!
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Kids always hanging around.
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Great work, Chief.
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Who are they?
What'd you get 'em on?
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502? 626? 308?
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Want me to send out an APB?
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All points bulletin, Barney?
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They're already here.
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They're captured.
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Unlock the others.
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Well, come on, Chief,
give. What's the scoop?
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Well, Barney, these
here are the Gordon boys.
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They're the owners and
proprietors of that still
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we've been looking
for up at Franklin Holler.
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Franklin Holler?
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Well, the old Franklin
Holler still, huh?
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Well, you guys ought to know
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we'd catch up to
you sooner or later.
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Lock 'em up, Barn.
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Yeah. Come on.
Move. Get in there.
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Move. You two in there.
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Come on, come on. All right.
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Now, in case you
birds get any ideas
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about breaking out of here
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I think there's something
you ought to know.
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This is a maximum
security prison.
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Uh, hey, Barn... maybe
we ought to make it
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a little more maximum
by moving the key.
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Moving the key.
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Yeah, I... I was just... uh...
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just gonna do that.
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Well, I was.
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Sure is good to be doing
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a capacity business,
huh, Sheriff?
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Both these babies filled up.
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Well, I'll tell you the truth
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I'd as soon see
them cells empty.
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That way we know law
and order's being observed.
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Well, yeah. I suppose
you can look at it that way.
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Oh, Otis is on another toot.
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All right.
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Hey, who's in my room?
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Barney, I demand to have
the room I'm accustomed to.
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You'll get along
fine with these boys.
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You've been buying
moon from them for years.
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So?
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Just wait right
there. I'll get the key.
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Oh, I'm sorry. This
is my room. Out!
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Don't you talk to us,
you dirty double-crosser!
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What?!
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You stool pigeon!
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You're the one that put
the finger on us, ain't ya?
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Why would I do that?
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Why? Because you're
palsy with the sheriff here.
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You been out to get us ever
since we raised our prices!
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That is a falsehood.
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Then why haven't you
been buying moon from us?!
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Well, it ain't because
you raised the price.
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It's 'cause you
lowered the quality.
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Just doesn't have
the zing it used to have
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and besides, I found
somebody who delivers.
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Well, I'm sorry you won't
have any privacy, Otis,
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but I don't reckon
it'll hurt you this once.
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Sheriff, put him
in my cell, please!
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Oh, no. I want him
over here with me!
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Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!
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Hold it! Hold it!
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Listen to the sheriff!
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Barney, he ain't gonna
put me in there, is he?
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Barney, I'm afraid we can't put
Otis in the same jail with them.
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Well, Andy, it's
the only jail we got.
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Couldn't we double 'em up
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and put the Gordon
boys in that cell
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and-and Otis in that one?
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No, I don't think
that'd work out.
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There's just the one bed and
there ain't enough pallet space.
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We'll stand up.
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Well, he can have my...
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Hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it!
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Shh.
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Listen to the sheriff.
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Much obliged, Otis.
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No, I'm afraid we can't
keep 'em all here together.
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It'd just be one
ruckus after another
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the whole time.
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One ruckus after another.
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Oh, Otis.
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All right, boys.
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Turn him loose. Turn him loose.
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Turn him loose
now. Turn him lose.
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Whew!
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All he wants to do is try
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to sleep it off and sober up.
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Well, I've got one solution.
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Yeah, what's that?
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I'll take him home with me
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and he can serve his time there.
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Andy, have a
prisoner in your house?
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What's wrong?
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Well, he's a
prisoner, not a guest.
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Well, you got any better ideas?
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Well... no.
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In that case, come on, Otis.
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Oh, you're gonna take
me home with you?
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That's right.
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Goody. This ought to be fun.
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That's it.
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Make a sham of the whole thing.
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Undermine the
whole penal system.
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Well, at least I can stay here
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and run this prison the
way a prison ought to be run.
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Watch it!
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Now look alive!
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Snap to!
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This is a jail!
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Oh, Clara, these are beautiful.
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How many more do
we have to make, Bee?
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Well, 14 weren't
enough last year.
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Well, then let's each make six
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and we'll be responsible for 18.
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Okay, fine.
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♪ You need to beware ♪
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♪ The dipsy doodle
will get in your hair ♪
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♪ And your cows jumping
over the dipsy doodle hoodle. ♪
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All right, Otis, come on.
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♪ The dipsy doodle
♪ Come on. Come on.
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♪ The dipsy doodle ♪
Come on.
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All right, now, Otis,
Otis, shh. Be quiet.
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Shh... Shh.
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No more dipsy
doodle. Okay, come on.
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No more dipsy doodle. No
more dipsy doodle. Come on. Shh.
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Shh. Shh.
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Looks like Aunt Bee's
got some company.
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Shh... Come on, we'll
go in the front way.
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♪ The dipsy doodle
will go in the front... ♪
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Shh. Shh... ♪ The
dipsy doodle is a... ♪
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Come on, come on.
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♪ The dipsy doodle ♪
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♪ The dipsy doodle
is so on your mind... ♪
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♪ ...And I love you
and you love... ♪
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I-I know. Shh. I know. Shh.
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Andy? Shh.
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That's right. Shh.
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Andy, I... Otis Campbell?
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What is he doing here?
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Andy, what's
happened to your hand?
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Oh, I had a little ruckus
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with a couple of prisoners.
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It would be my
pleasure, dear lady,
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to be incarcerated
in your domicile.
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Oh, what does that mean?
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It means you're crazy
all the things that...
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Shh! The ladies
are in the kitchen.
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Oh, shall we join the
ladies in the kitchen.
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Oh, Andy, what
is this all about?
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Well, I got a little problem
down at the jail, Aunt Bee.
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I've run out of space and
I had nowhere to put Otis.
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And I had to bring
him home with me.
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Oh, well, this is ridiculous!
Bringing home a prisoner.
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I'm not gonna put
up with this, Andy.
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Well, Aunt Bee, I've
got no other choice.
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Otis, give me that!
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I'm thirsty, Andy.
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Later, later. Give it here.
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I'll just put him up
in the guest room
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and when his 24 hours is up
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I-I'll send him on home.
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Of all nights, when we're baking
the cakes for the church social.
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Otis, Otis, drink,
drink, drink. Drink.
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I'll just take him
upstairs. Come on, Otis.
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We'll get settled. Come on.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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Bee, what are you doing?
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Huh?
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Oh. Oh, I'm coming, Clara.
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♪ That's the way
you dipsy doodle... ♪
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All right, Otis.
Come right over here.
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Stand right there.
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Come here, come here, come here.
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Give me that.
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Now, give me your arm.
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Come on. Give me... Pull!
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Give me that.
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No, no, no. That's my water.
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All right. Give me
your other arm.
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Pull!
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Turn around.
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Let's get your tie.
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Now, sit down, Otis.
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Sit down. I want to
tell you something.
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Now listen. I want you to
settle down and be quiet.
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No more singing.
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I want you to go to
sleep, you understand?
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Shh.
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Shh.
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Otis!
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Well, here's the coconut one.
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I think we ought to
decorate it with jelly beans.
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Why do you keep
looking out there, Bee?
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Hmm? Oh, nothing, nothing.
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Now, we need the
coconut, don't we?
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We've got the coconut.
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That's what I just said.
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Oh, good.
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Oh, evening, ladies.
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Hi, Andy. Hello, Andy.
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What happened to your hand?
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Oh, nothing. Just a tussle
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with a couple of prisoners.
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Don't they look good! Mmm!
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Ah, ah, ah. That's for the cake.
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Say, Mary, where's that sponge?
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Oh, it's over there on the sink.
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How is our prisoner?
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He's fine.
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He's in bed asleep.
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Oh, Andy, stop that.
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You're eating all
the black ones.
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Well, I like 'em, Aunt Bee.
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♪ The dipsy doodle
comes out in reverse ♪
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♪ Like you love
me and I love me ♪
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♪ That's the way the
dipsy doodle works. ♪
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I came to fill my vase.
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Now, Aunt Bee,
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don't always look
on the black side.
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Once Otis has slept it
off, he'll be no trouble at all.
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Why, down at the jail
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he's just like
one of the family.
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But this isn't the jail.
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This is our home and
I want him out of here.
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Well, I'll get him out.
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I just got to go
down to the office
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and tend to a few things
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and soon as I finish,
I'll get him outta here.
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Well, in the meantime what
am I supposed to do with him?
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Well, nothin'.
255
00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:33,540
He-he's a prisoner.
256
00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:35,576
Oh, uh...
257
00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:37,589
I expect he's about
ready for breakfast.
258
00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,758
Barney usually fixes him
259
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,793
two soft-boiled
eggs, four minutes,
260
00:11:40,817 --> 00:11:44,457
one piece of toast, and
coffee, black, with one sugar.
261
00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:47,755
Oh, uh...
262
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,568
I expect it might
be a little outta order
263
00:11:49,592 --> 00:11:51,170
but, uh, you reckon
it'd be all right
264
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:53,594
if I was to kiss the
warden good-bye?
265
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:21,474
All right, men,
266
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,474
may I have your
attention, please?
267
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,584
Men, inasmuch as I am
268
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:35,286
the reigning officer
in charge here
269
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:39,023
I feel it would not be
wrong for me to start you
270
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,425
on a program of rehabilitation.
271
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,679
What do I mean
by rehabilitation?
272
00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:47,999
I mean any constructive activity
273
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:51,269
which would bring out
the talents you may have.
274
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,604
Now, who knows
275
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,940
that had your twigs been
bent in another direction,
276
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:59,427
you, Ike, may have
been a great violinist.
277
00:12:59,462 --> 00:13:03,231
You, Billy, a great architect.
278
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,966
Sherman, a dentist.
279
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,437
Junior, a dancer.
280
00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:12,040
Well, it's never too late.
281
00:13:12,075 --> 00:13:15,376
Now, I have here
a woodcarving set,
282
00:13:15,411 --> 00:13:19,530
a leather craft set,
a metal craft set
283
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,949
and a Mr. Potato set.
284
00:13:21,984 --> 00:13:25,954
Now, who wants what?
285
00:13:25,989 --> 00:13:29,323
Now, it makes no difference
to me which one you take.
286
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,561
Well, come on,
come on. Speak up.
287
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,449
Which one do you want?
288
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,935
I'll take the Mr. Potato set.
289
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:42,537
Good, good.
290
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,706
There you are.
291
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,892
Woodcarving for you.
292
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:49,460
There you are.
293
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,095
Leather craft for you
294
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,964
and metal craft for you.
295
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,441
Otis?
296
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,426
Otis Campbell?
297
00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:07,161
Breakfast.
298
00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:09,263
Hmm? What? What is it?
299
00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:11,399
I've got your breakfast.
300
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,101
Oh.
301
00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:16,437
I believe I'll sleep a
little longer, Aunt Bee.
302
00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:19,773
Keep my breakfast hot
and the coffee simmering.
303
00:14:19,809 --> 00:14:22,076
Otis Campbell, you
take your breakfast now
304
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,644
or you won't get it at all.
305
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:24,645
Do you hear?
306
00:14:24,681 --> 00:14:26,013
Now just a minute.
307
00:14:26,048 --> 00:14:27,282
I got my rights.
308
00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:29,450
I'm a prisoner in this house
309
00:14:29,486 --> 00:14:32,219
and I expect to
be treated like one.
310
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,552
Otis?
311
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,386
Otis?
312
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,633
Otis? Hmm?
313
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:53,190
What was that you said
about being a prisoner?
314
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,504
Oh, I said, "I'm a
prisoner in this house
315
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,573
and I expect to be
treated like one."
316
00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:00,264
Well, if you're a prisoner,
I'm responsible for you
317
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,866
and that makes me the warden.
318
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,368
Oh, Aunt Bee, don't
holler so much, please.
319
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,015
I got a head that feels like
320
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,683
it was in a drawer all night.
321
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,006
Now, will you go away?
322
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,422
Get up, prisoner,
and get to work.
323
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:25,423
Work?
324
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,458
That's right,
325
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,292
and you can start
with your room.
326
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,293
Clean it up!
327
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,294
Clean...? oh!
328
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,662
Andy! Where's Andy?
329
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:32,774
I'm a prisoner.
330
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,798
Clean it up!
331
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,682
Otis, what are you doing?
332
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,606
Andy, you gotta
get me outta this.
333
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,442
She's about to work me to death.
334
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:52,676
Aunt Bee?
335
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:53,810
Aunt Bee?
336
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,546
Bloody Mary.
337
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:57,214
Andy, get me outta here.
338
00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,418
Look, I ain't never
worked so hard in my life.
339
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,886
Oh, I got a hangover
and everything.
340
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:03,887
She's a beast.
341
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,222
She's a real beast.
342
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,723
Andy, look, can I go?
343
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,337
Well, Otis, your time ain't up.
344
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,961
What do you want me to
do, take you back to jail?
345
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,363
Yeah. Yeah, Take
me back to jail.
346
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:13,730
With the Gordon brothers?
347
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:14,731
They'd kill ya.
348
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,732
Oh, no, no.
349
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:16,967
No, I don't want that. No.
350
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,415
Well, it's either the
Gordon brothers or this.
351
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,544
Oh, what a mess
I made of my life.
352
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:32,083
There's only one
thing to do... crack out.
353
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:34,952
That's what I'll
do. I'll run away.
354
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,114
Did you fill the woodbox?
355
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,437
No.
356
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:54,753
Get to it.
357
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,588
Hey. Psst!
358
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,573
Hey.
359
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:13,974
Come here.
360
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,376
Come here.
361
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,578
No, no. Bring the ladder.
362
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,312
The ladder.
363
00:18:58,821 --> 00:19:00,799
Did you vacuum the hall?
364
00:19:00,823 --> 00:19:02,122
No.
365
00:19:02,157 --> 00:19:03,197
Get to it.
366
00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:11,065
Are you sure you'll
have that by Wednesday?
367
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,410
Yes, ma'am. You're sure?
368
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:13,400
I promise.
369
00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:14,401
Good. Bye-bye.
370
00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:15,769
Bye-bye, Aunt Bee.
371
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:27,364
Otis, when you get fin... Otis?
372
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:28,933
Otis?
373
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,004
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
374
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,306
Just a minute.
375
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:36,307
Just a minute.
376
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,408
Open those doors.
377
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:47,184
Ow! Ow! Ow!
378
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,252
I...
379
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:51,955
I give up.
380
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,968
Did you finish those dishes?
381
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:55,459
No.
382
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,027
Get to it.
383
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,268
Hi, Aunt Bee.
384
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,269
Hi, Andy.
385
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,670
Sorry it took me so long.
386
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,206
I had to serve some
papers out on the Post Road.
387
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:11,709
Took a little while. Hmm?
388
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,043
How's the prisoner?
389
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,078
Fine.
390
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,841
I hope you didn't
work him too hard.
391
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:17,498
Oh, I don't think so.
392
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,551
Well, his time's about up.
393
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,286
I might as well let him go.
394
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,621
Hey, Otis?
395
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,223
Otis?
396
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,648
Is that you, Otis?
397
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,793
She made me do it.
398
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,961
Well, I'll be dogged.
399
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,830
Otis, tell him the news.
400
00:20:49,865 --> 00:20:50,847
The news?
401
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,099
Otis... tell him.
402
00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:55,486
I ain't gonna get drunk no more.
403
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,622
Aunt Bee put me on probation.
404
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:01,208
If I make one more false
move, I gotta come back.
405
00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:03,510
Aunt Bee, I believe
you missed your calling.
406
00:21:03,546 --> 00:21:05,262
You ought to have been a warden.
407
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,109
Gettin' ol' Otis to
walk the straight
408
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:09,316
and narrow ain't no
small accomplishment.
409
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:12,002
Andy, can we go now?
410
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:15,088
I don't ever wanna
see The Rock again.
411
00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:16,924
The Rock?
412
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,092
Oh, that's what Otis
413
00:21:18,127 --> 00:21:20,627
calls my little jail here.
414
00:21:20,662 --> 00:21:21,628
Oh.
415
00:21:21,663 --> 00:21:23,230
Well, don't be bitter, Otis.
416
00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:24,231
Don't be bitter.
417
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,332
I'll drive ya home.
418
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,278
Believe I'll stop
by at the office
419
00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:28,936
and show him off, though...
420
00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:31,772
Show Barney there's more
than one way to rehabilitate.
421
00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:33,107
Come on.
422
00:21:42,985 --> 00:21:46,120
Freedom... Oh, it smells good.
423
00:21:46,155 --> 00:21:47,298
Hey, Andy!
424
00:21:47,322 --> 00:21:48,789
Oh, hi, Barn.
425
00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:50,523
Otis?
426
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:52,860
Ain't he somethin', all
clean and scrubbed?
427
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,461
And you know somethin' else?
428
00:21:54,496 --> 00:21:56,130
He ain't gonna drink anymore.
429
00:21:56,165 --> 00:21:57,308
What?
430
00:21:57,332 --> 00:21:59,399
Looks like our
little jail annex here
431
00:21:59,434 --> 00:22:02,269
did a pretty good job
of rehabilitatin', don't it?
432
00:22:02,304 --> 00:22:04,805
How's, uh, how's things
with your prisoners?
433
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,140
Uh...
434
00:22:06,175 --> 00:22:08,586
Uh, Andy, can I talk
to you for a minute?
435
00:22:08,610 --> 00:22:10,244
Well, sure. Go ahead.
436
00:22:10,279 --> 00:22:11,923
Well, I mean, uh, privately.
437
00:22:11,947 --> 00:22:15,082
Oh, uh, Otis, w-would
you mind waitin' in the car?
438
00:22:15,117 --> 00:22:16,283
Okay, Andy. Yeah.
439
00:22:17,452 --> 00:22:19,586
What is it, Barn?
Somethin' wrong?
440
00:22:19,621 --> 00:22:20,587
Y-yeah, yeah.
441
00:22:20,622 --> 00:22:21,922
With the prisoners?
442
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:22,923
Yeah.
443
00:22:22,958 --> 00:22:24,557
Well, what is it?
444
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,910
Well, uh... they escaped.
445
00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:27,912
Escaped?!
446
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,213
Well, how'd they escape?
447
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:33,629
Well, you know that metal
craft set I gave to one of 'em?
448
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:34,785
Yeah.
449
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,340
Darn guy went and
made a pass key.
450
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,368
All right, out boys!
451
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:52,369
Come on.
452
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,604
Come on, let's go.
453
00:22:53,639 --> 00:22:54,650
Come on, Billy. All right.
454
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,440
Come on out here.
Come on, move. Let's go.
455
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:57,441
What are you stoppin' here for?
456
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:58,654
Ain't this your house, Sheriff?
457
00:22:58,678 --> 00:22:59,643
That's right.
458
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:00,689
We figured this would be
459
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,457
a better place to
rehabilitate you.
460
00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:03,759
Oh, no, we heard
about this place.
461
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:04,783
It's The Rock.
462
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,129
Come on, come on, come on.
463
00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,253
I'm gettin' out of here!
464
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,024
Come on. Come on.
Andy, wait a minute!
465
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,760
Hello, boys! I've
been waiting for you.
466
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:17,761
Bloody Mary!
467
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,774
All right, get in
there! Get in there!
468
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:29,640
Well, that's the way it
is in the law game, Barn.
469
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:31,453
Sometimes you
have to be ruthless.
470
00:23:31,477 --> 00:23:32,610
Yeah.
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