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I'm 21 from the Valley, and I have what
you might consider rich parents.
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They bought me a small mansion in LA for
my 18th birthday.
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I didn't want to live in it all alone,
so I started looking for housemates, and
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after a while, I found a couple I
thought would be great to live with.
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Hi guys! Welcome!
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Oh my god!
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Get in here! Hello!
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Hi! So good to see you!
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I assume you're in here?
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I'm Donnie.
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This is my girlfriend, Gianna. Wow, so
handsy.
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Yeah. Do you like my place?
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I love it. The place is amazing.
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Yeah, I like it too. My parents actually
bought it for me. I'm super loaded.
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Do you want to tour?
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Absolutely. Show us around.
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This is our living room.
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I'm super loaded. These are my clothes.
Wow.
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So pretty.
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What do you think?
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I love it.
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It's so beautiful.
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Fluffy, huh?
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They sure are, yeah.
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This place is amazing.
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I have a ton of stuff.
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Yeah? I have these flowers.
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Whoa, you got all this yourself?
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Well, my parents bought it for me,
remember? I'm loaded.
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Oh, right, yeah.
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So come over here.
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We have a sitting area for you to sit
down and do whatever you want here.
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Okay, great.
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Yeah, you could pop open a book
sometimes.
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Uh -huh.
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Ooh, interesting.
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Very cool. I love to read.
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Oh, yeah, we like to read, too. Yeah, we
love to read.
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I always have my nose in a book. Yeah.
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I have my nose all the time.
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Do you guys want to check out the pool
or what's up? Yeah, let's check out the
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pool for sure. Okay, let's go. So
pretty.
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You think so?
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This is my pool.
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I actually said Waka Waka lives next
door. What? And actually, I'm not
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about David.
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What? That's true.
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That is amazing. Maybe we'll run into
him.
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I know. Let's hope.
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It's a neighborhood of rainbows now.
Yes, it is. Oh, you're lucky.
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It's so hot outside. Wow. It really is,
right? Makes you want to take a dip in
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the pool, huh?
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How is it? Is it warm?
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Um, yeah, it's super warm.
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Feels good. Yeah, that's going to be
amazing.
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Yeah.
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Huh. He's a cool boy.
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Not even doing his job right. Yeah. It's
kind of dirty.
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Hey, you know what?
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Maybe we can decide that's going to be
someone's chores.
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Someone's chores. Yeah.
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Yeah. That's perfect.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah. This place is so sweet.
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Maybe we need a chores list.
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Well, come back over here, guys. All
right. Yeah.
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I'll just show you the cabana.
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I love cabanas.
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Beautiful. I know, right? Yeah, this
place is so nice.
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So nice.
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It's so fun to be outside.
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Yeah, it really is. It's amazing.
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And the hot tub. It's a bit too hot for
a hot tub.
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Yeah, it's too hot. This is so pretty.
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All of this cool. It's so nice.
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Good times for sure. Yeah, absolutely.
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Cool.
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Jump in.
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I do kind of want to jump in.
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Same. Jump in.
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What if I just dip my toe in?
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Ooh, water's a little bit lower than I
thought. Yeah, I was going to say, it's
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long drop down there. It's kind of a
long drop. Yeah. It's a long drop. Uh
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We got a rubber duck in there.
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I know, but... Hold on.
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Okay, cool.
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This is my pool.
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Nice. I love it.
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And the cabana. You like the cabana,
too. I love the cabana. I love the
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backyard. I love the pool. It's amazing.
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This place is great.
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It's the perfect spot to just chill.
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Yeah.
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You want to show us the rest of the
house?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. You probably want to see the
kitchen.
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Oh, I love to cook. I love to cook. Come
on, let's go see the kitchen.
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That's why I make such a good roommate a
lot of the time, because I love to
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cook. Oh, interesting.
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This is my kitchen.
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Wow, this is beautiful.
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Look how big, rich.
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You're so rich. Huge.
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You're so right. I have.
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And you have a pantry.
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I have a huge pantry.
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You have a private chef.
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Yeah. The same chef that does Kylie
Jenner's house. Oh, my God.
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Did you see that TikTok the other day
where the Postmates guy lied to me?
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That was crazy. That was real creepy of
him.
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You think so? Yeah.
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Because he lied about the whole thing.
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Oh, he lied about it? Yeah.
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I missed it.
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He missed it.
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Yeah.
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I could cook a lot of stuff in this
kitchen.
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Oh.
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Yeah, well, I feel like you don't really
know how to cook, but it's okay. We can
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teach you.
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Yeah, that's true. You're so rich.
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Do you know how to cook? What kind of
stuff?
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Oh, yeah.
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Like the cauliflower. What did you call
it? The pasta?
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The chickpea pasta.
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Are you gluten -free?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I think it's so healthy.
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Yeah, it's really awesome for me.
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I know.
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That works out really well, I'm sure.
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Yeah, it's pretty cool. Oh, this is a
lot of stuff here, man.
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Wow.
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Exciting.
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Yeah.
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You have really cool stuff.
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You got all this stuff yourself. Your
parents got everything for you. You
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want a job. I don't work.
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Oh, perfect,
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yeah.
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That's awesome.
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Sweet.
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My life is awesome.
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Do you want to see the rest of the
house?
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I immediately started to hit it off with
both of them, so it was a clear choice.
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We lived like that for a few months
until COVID hit, and we couldn't go out
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anymore. We all got hornier by the day,
and after a few days, we sat together at
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the lunch table, and they started
talking about sex and how they miss it.
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minutes of just talking about it go by,
and one of them starts talking about a
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story he read somewhere online.
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about a free youth roommate and
suggested that I could become one of
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exchange for them doing all my chores.
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No problem at all.
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Okay.
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Donnie, are you with a Y or an IE?
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IE.
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I totally got it wrong.
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No,
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we've been dating for so long.
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Yeah, what the hell?
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So, okay.
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What do you like to do, April, as far as
chores? I like to have fun.
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I don't like chores.
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So you don't do anything?
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No, I don't like chores. I know what I
can do. I can organize the mail. I'm
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at that.
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Are you going to pay the bills, too?
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You're the rich one.
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Shipping and receiving.
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Organize everything. More receiving than
anything.
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That's a little fake chore.
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Okay, Donnie obviously does the trash.
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Trash, yep.
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Theme pool.
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Yeah, I can do some cooking as well. I
like to cook. Yeah.
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Cook. Okay. And prep.
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And prep. And he cleans up after. Okay,
they already got cleaned.
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Yeah. Well, let's just put cleaning in
general. He can do all the cleaning.
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Just, like, all the cleaning? Yeah.
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Um, Donnie can also clean up the dog
poop.
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Yeah, that's no problem.
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I'm not sure.
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He can clean the floors.
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Look pretty.
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I'm also going to put look pretty for
me. Of course.
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So, look pretty for both of us. Oh, he
can do the laundry.
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Yeah. That's kind of a boy's job.
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I like when he does the laundry, too.
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Sure. Maybe we could split the dishes,
but for the most part, it's mostly him.
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Yeah, dishes.
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Yeah. When he's too busy. Oh, I want to
pan. That's one of my chores. Yeah. Pan
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by the pool. By the pool.
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I want to play golf.
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You like golf?
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Yeah. I've been thinking about picking
up golf. Okay, we can go together.
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Perfect. So, go to the golfing range.
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Golf.
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Got it.
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Three days a week. Yeah, perfect. Yeah,
wow. We need to work out. We need to
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work out with our trainer. So, work out.
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Work out.
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And Donnie.
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He can grocery shop.
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Grocery shop. Oh, yeah. Good one.
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Okay, he's going to do all the grocery
shopping.
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We should make a Donnie part two. Yeah,
I'll move this down here. Yeah. Um,
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okay. Vacuum. Vacuum, yeah.
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I already got that one.
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Vacuum. Ducting.
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Ducting.
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Um, these are all like boy jobs, I feel
like.
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Yeah. Um.
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Oh, making the bed.
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Making my bed. Every morning.
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Oh, every day. Yeah, that's something I
always do. And before I get into bed at
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night. Yeah.
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He should make, he should draw the bed.
He also has to kind of be the plumber.
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We don't want to hire a plumber, right?
I don't want any outsiders.
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Not in this house. We'll put plumbing.
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How much is the rent, by the way?
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Five grand.
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Each?
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Oh, each.
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I guess it's a mansion.
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It's a mansion.
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We might have to work out a deal.
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You guys can talk it up with my dad, I
guess.
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But I'm standing very firm at it.
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Me too.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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But I guess, whatever, we can negotiate
later.
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We'll see how you do with all your
chores, Donnie.
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Yeah. What else should we do?
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Electrician. You gotta do, like, all the
electricity, because I want special
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legs in my room.
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Yeah, yeah. I think he's gonna need a
maid to pick up dirty clothes and stuff.
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But that's kind of your job. Oh, okay.
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Kind of getting all those... So far you
have trash, you clean the pool, you
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cook, you do all the cleaning. All the
cleaning, really.
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You clean up dog poop.
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I don't even have a dog.
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I don't even have a dog.
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Like the neighborhood dog. But you're
just supposed to go around the
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neighborhood and clean up the
neighborhood dog poop. Cutting the
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Cut the grass.
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I've kind of been wanting to do like a
tomato garden.
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Like do you think you could do a tomato
garden?
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You'd be so good at that.
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Okay, gardening.
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We need more stuff for us.
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Oh, like for our chores?
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We can do like a book club.
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Yeah. I need to read more.
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I'll be in charge of the book club. A
good task.
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00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:54,190
Well,
257
00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,050
the book club could be a good hobby for
you guys.
258
00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,270
Yeah.
259
00:10:58,830 --> 00:10:59,830
Or a chore.
260
00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,130
Oh, we can do Pilates.
261
00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:02,950
Oh, yeah.
262
00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,170
Okay, we got Pilates.
263
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:12,420
Maybe we can just like hang out and get
it like a golf cart and just drive
264
00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:16,400
around. Yeah. I like the sound of that.
265
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:17,680
We got the book club.
266
00:11:18,340 --> 00:11:19,340
Yeah.
267
00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:21,980
Yeah. Okay. We need a golf cart.
268
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,080
Oh, write the rent amount up here so we
don't forget. $5 ,000 each. So $10 ,000
269
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,260
total. Right, right.
270
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,460
Okay.
271
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,680
$5 ,000 each. Uh -huh. $10 ,000 total.
272
00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940
Yeah. For rent.
273
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,500
Rent.
274
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:36,780
Objective doesn't include me.
275
00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:38,519
Oh, yeah.
276
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,620
Okay, true. Right.
277
00:11:41,020 --> 00:11:43,460
Who do we pay? We pay you or we pay your
dad?
278
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,360
You can go right to me. Cash?
279
00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,620
Yeah, cash.
280
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:47,680
That works.
281
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,300
Yeah. I'll just get it out of his bank
account. Cool. Yeah, fuck him.
282
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,240
That shouldn't be a problem, I think.
283
00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:55,660
Cool. You guys are really reasonable
people.
284
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:59,740
Yeah. Maybe we should get together. Do
you want to get together maybe for a
285
00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:00,860
night? Tonight?
286
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,400
This evening?
287
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,799
I'm down.
288
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,420
I had nothing else going on. Perfect.
289
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,540
Yeah, we could do, like, board games.
290
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:12,000
Trades? Trades. Ooh, I love that one.
Trades. Yeah.
291
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:13,740
Neat. Cool.
292
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,540
Awesome, let's do it. Cool. Great. Yeah,
yeah.
293
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:21,280
I agreed because I was tired of not
getting fucked, and we've been keeping
294
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,180
for almost one and a half years by now.
295
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,340
We also started playing games together
in the evening.
296
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,900
I really love living with these two.
297
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:31,540
Um...
298
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,540
Hitting a tree.
299
00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:35,540
Volleyball.
300
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,720
Volleyball. Baseball. Oh, basketball.
301
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,440
Basketball.
302
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,880
Baseball. It is baseball. Baseball.
303
00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:47,080
We're softballing again. Baseball, not
softball. All right, all right. Okay,
304
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,720
so... Okay, two syllables again. Go
again, go again.
305
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,020
Okay.
306
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,680
Gorilla.
307
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,180
Monkey. Monkey. Okay, okay. You're good
at this.
308
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:03,860
Two syllables, yes.
309
00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120
Oh!
310
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:09,220
Basketball. That's basketball, but
that's three. That's three syllables.
311
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:10,920
Basketball.
312
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,920
Basketball. Basketball.
313
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:13,819
That's three.
314
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:15,300
That's a mark on me. Sorry.
315
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,260
Um, okay.
316
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:20,920
What about... Oh, okay. How about this
one?
317
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Three syllables.
318
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,960
Fucking dick.
319
00:13:27,300 --> 00:13:28,300
No!
320
00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:35,990
Blowjob. Ah, brushing teeth. Brushing
teeth. Swallowing cotton.
321
00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,370
Yes, yes, yes.
322
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,510
Stalking dick. Wow.
323
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:40,930
Washing hands.
324
00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:44,670
Yes. That was an easy one. Yeah, you get
the washing hands.
325
00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:45,950
All right.
326
00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:50,610
Showering. Showering. Shower, yeah.
327
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,610
Showering. Showering.
328
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,230
That's another one that I could do.
329
00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:55,890
Hmm.
330
00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,010
Getting the cum out of your hair.
331
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,090
Easy.
332
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:08,650
I think I can do better at this. Let's
see what you got. Okay, bitch.
333
00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:10,470
Hmm.
334
00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:14,190
Okay.
335
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,270
Swimming? No.
336
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,170
Shark.
337
00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,930
Snake? Snake. Snake.
338
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:26,490
Okay.
339
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,320
Okay, this is four syllables.
340
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,660
It's a lot. Okay.
341
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:39,260
Moonwalking.
342
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,500
Moonwalking. Michael Jackson.
343
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,220
Yeah. Michael Jackson.
344
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,260
Yes. Do another celeb.
345
00:14:47,580 --> 00:14:48,580
Okay.
346
00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,099
Your favorite one.
347
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,460
Who should I do? Okay. Who am I?
348
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,480
Is it a model?
349
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,560
Five syllables.
350
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:04,619
Bella Hadid.
351
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,360
No. George Clooney. No.
352
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,000
Nicole Kidman. No way. No.
353
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,980
It's someone very well known.
354
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:17,240
I guess Nicole Kidman is very well
known. She's extremely well known.
355
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,160
Tom Cruise.
356
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,860
Okay, do it better, Adriana. I don't
know. This is all she got.
357
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,680
She's like, I don't know.
358
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,480
This is all she has.
359
00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:27,120
Oh.
360
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:30,320
Shit.
361
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:37,440
Yeah, actually, yeah. How often do you
act out compared to Ashley? I know,
362
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,019
you're right.
363
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,020
Okay. True.
364
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,540
Okay, I got a good one.
365
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,880
Double blowjob. Double handjob.
366
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,120
No. What?
367
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:47,260
No.
368
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,400
Okay. Washing.
369
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,380
Washing. Oh, milking a cow, maybe.
370
00:15:52,580 --> 00:15:53,579
Milking a cow.
371
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,820
Yes. Yeah.
372
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,540
Okay.
373
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,580
Okay, I got a good one.
374
00:16:02,990 --> 00:16:04,130
No. Looking through a window.
375
00:16:04,690 --> 00:16:06,990
No. Taking pictures through my window.
376
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:09,830
It's not the same.
377
00:16:09,990 --> 00:16:12,650
It's not the same. I could be taking
pictures through my window. It's not the
378
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:13,609
same. Right.
379
00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:14,610
That's the part.
380
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:15,890
Okay.
381
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,430
About... Squirting.
382
00:16:20,290 --> 00:16:22,210
Dancing at the club.
383
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,310
No, this is actually kind of not.
384
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,990
Oh, like, pickleball?
385
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,630
Kind of, like... Tennis.
386
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,680
Geez, guys.
387
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:43,660
Jumping titties.
388
00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:45,980
Yeah. It's such a dirty line.
389
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,320
That was easy.
390
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,280
Trampoline.
391
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,720
Jumping rope, maybe.
392
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:53,740
Jumping rope.
393
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,300
Jumping rope.
394
00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,380
Cool.
395
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:57,960
Okay.
396
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,079
I could be like squirting.
397
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:05,940
No. Coming.
398
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:07,040
Master.
399
00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:08,420
No.
400
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,040
Throwing dice, maybe.
401
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:11,599
Oh.
402
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,700
You're frying a pan?
403
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:18,780
Yeah. Oh, wow. That was a good one. That
was a good one. How'd you get that?
404
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:21,720
She's domestic. A domestic queen. True.
Yeah, I'm a domestic queen.
405
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:25,619
What about this one?
406
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,040
Uh.
407
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,560
Fly flutter.
408
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,540
Axe. You're winning in the war.
409
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:33,940
No, it's like.
410
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,060
You finally got the Emmy. In the air.
411
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,940
It's not in the air. A kite.
412
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:55,420
writing an equation on a mirrored wall
painting
413
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,960
That was a good one. Just a natural.
414
00:18:10,180 --> 00:18:11,180
She's a natural.
415
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,039
She is.
416
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,040
Okay.
417
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,300
I guess I could be making it rain.
418
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,200
Yeah. I'm going to strip club making it
rain.
419
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,560
One thing.
420
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,939
Painting your nails.
421
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:27,340
Yeah. It is that one.
422
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:31,500
Manicure.
423
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:32,840
We already established.
424
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:34,760
Yeah, we already did manicure.
425
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,720
That's another one.
426
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:43,060
It says you're putting on a hat, but I
kind of wanted to do it.
427
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:44,660
Okay, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
428
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:48,660
Right here.
429
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:02,940
Camera and a nail? Yes, yeah, wow.
430
00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,220
Camera and a nail?
431
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,440
And a nail, yeah, yeah.
432
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,160
What's another good one we can do?
433
00:19:11,340 --> 00:19:18,300
Maybe... Oh, here we go.
434
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:19,500
I have one.
435
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,080
Dancing in the club?
436
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,760
No, close.
437
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Writing a book.
438
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,840
No, like... Working out? Yeah.
439
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,340
Maybe... Oh, I have one, I have one.
Okay.
440
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,840
Um, breastfeeding.
441
00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:51,560
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
442
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:54,200
Awesome. Very good, yes, that was good.
443
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:58,880
Alright, I have another one. I need one
of you up here. Okay.
444
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,520
I need a partner for this one.
445
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:06,960
Okay, so bend over this way, kind of.
446
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:10,220
And then... And you're just going to
demonstrate it?
447
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:11,800
Yeah, that's why I need a partner.
448
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:15,580
Um, okay, candlestick.
449
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:17,180
Um... No.
450
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,620
Um,
451
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:23,620
oh, bringing in groceries from your
house.
452
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:25,380
Nope. No.
453
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,679
Kind of close.
454
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,740
Um, riding a scooter.
455
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:29,320
Oh, cool.
456
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,100
That's a good one, but no. Mowing the
lawn. A moped.
457
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:33,460
No, but kind of, right?
458
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:36,000
Yeah, kind of. Yeah, actually kind of.
Um...
459
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,620
Running. Dog?
460
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,460
Dog? Yes.
461
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,000
It was a dog? Yes.
462
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,620
Yes. Dog. Oh, I don't like that one.
463
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,120
I don't like this one. Okay.
464
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,600
That was a good one. Okay, you guys go.
Or one of you go.
465
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:58,440
Maybe like... You're praying.
466
00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:00,180
Praying?
467
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,940
Oh, that's actually a good one.
468
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,419
That's a good one.
469
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:04,420
Yes, praying.
470
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,400
Scrubbing the floor.
471
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,560
Scrubbing the floor. Scrubbing the
floor, yes.
472
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,440
Okay, you put your legs.
473
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,420
Okay. Okay.
474
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:54,440
Daddy. You're a bad, bad girl, aren't
you? Daddy. You will call me... Daddy.
475
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,520
Master. No.
476
00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,260
The one for girls. The one for girls.
477
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,040
Goddess.
478
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,280
Master. You're close. Mistress.
479
00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:06,580
Mistress. I thought mistress was
something else. Okay.
480
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,460
That was a good one.
481
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,700
Yeah, pretty good.
482
00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:13,660
Okay. I have a good one.
483
00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:16,140
Smile. Cheese.
484
00:22:32,790 --> 00:22:34,090
What could it be?
485
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:36,790
Selfie stick?
486
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:38,790
Selfie stick.
487
00:22:41,430 --> 00:22:43,010
Selfie stick. Good job.
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