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What's been going on, girls?
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Nothing. I've been, like, wicked talking
with my roommate, like, heart to heart.
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Heart to heart? Heart to heart.
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She's like this beautiful bitch over
here.
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When she was over in the pool, he came
sneaking up. He's like, that girl.
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I went here.
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Like a little five -year -old.
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Little puppy eyes.
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That girl with her knees.
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I was like, Rebecca? He's like...
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I was like, you're quick. I was like,
why didn't you just tell her? I want you
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to tell her. He's like, because she
wouldn't talk. He's five.
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No, because she was fucking the mute.
She comes from the house, she's like
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Fine.
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Looking around like fucking a lost dog,
like.
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Because I'm a sharp person. Oh, yeah,
come on. I'm a side person.
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So he was walking around in here, and
she's just like, treating him like the
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plague. Poor guy.
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And he's like, she's so pretty.
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She's got such nice boobs.
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And I was like, oh, really?
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I was like, my boobs aren't good enough
anymore. It's like, well, they're on the
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small side.
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Fucker. Fucker.
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Some bullshit.
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You got to hook up.
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She's like, no way.
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Get on the wild side of this other lady.
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No, guys are dangerous.
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Isn't he awesome, though?
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We've all gone, and he's awesome. He's
super nice.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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We say the same about all guys, but guys
are always... Yeah, but you need to
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date him. He loves you. You can fuck
him.
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You can eat a bunch of lemon and leaf.
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Uh, no.
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Oh, yeah.
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Wham, bam, thank you, ma 'am.
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Thank you, ma 'am.
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Exactly. Just like that.
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Thank you, sir. I don't want it like
that. I need to meet the guy.
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You haven't met him.
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You see it all the time.
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Who does go on dates? You don't need to
follow me. Yeah, who does go on dates?
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It's too old. What?
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No one does that anymore.
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Do you really expect me to go to a club
and then expect him to call you, like,
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the next day?
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And go on a date. And go eat dinner,
watch a movie.
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I mean, do you say that you're having
sex with him?
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Yeah. Yeah?
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Like that?
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Yeah. Let me tell you. Let me tell you a
little story.
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And that's it.
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But why?
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That's how it is, though. You just need
the guy. It's fun.
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We're in the 21st century. Are you
trying to get married?
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Are you trying to get married?
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Do you want to have a little Rebecca
come around?
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You know.
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No little Rebecca. What's the point of
having a boyfriend? What's the point of
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having a boyfriend unless you plan on
getting married? Exactly. Right now. So
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why are you giving the guy the first
night what the guy wants?
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Because I only want it one night.
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I don't want to see him again. It's like
this.
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There's a hot guy.
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You don't really know too much about
him.
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Do you want to deal with him and then be
a stage five fucking clinger and then
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walk him around for the rest of your
life the next year and a half while you
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date him?
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Or do you want to fuck him, go home, eat
a bowl of fucking Rice Krispies, and
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then go to sleep?
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Okay, but who we're doing about sex is
the guy, so he knows what he wants.
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No, you get what you want too.
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And then he goes on his merry little
way. You don't know.
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How many times have you had sex?
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Like once ever.
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And then twice with her hand. God knows
what she does in her free time. Girl,
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I got a notebook.
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We gotta get you caught up.
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What? A notebook.
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Full of people.
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It's a fucking encyclopedia.
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She's on a roll.
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She's like, he's a dick, look up dick.
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No, no, he's just a dick. Oh, I thought
you said you were looking for dick.
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What if it touches me?
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You don't have to look at it. It's not
your vagina.
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You know,
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I see one time, one like that, and it
was big, you know?
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I saw this one dick one time, and I was
like,
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whoa.
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That's a dick.
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No, big from you feel.
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If it's just like a normal one, they're
good.
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What? It's normal.
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If it's like normal, it's average, it's
good. You don't mean like normal as in
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hung. Hung is like a 10 inch dick.
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Regular is like 6 inches.
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What do you mean it hurts? What kind of
sex have you been having?
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Amazing. I was going to say, there's no
description. Like, you cannot describe
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an orgasm. Like, you just can't. Like,
some girls can't get an orgasm.
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Well, some girls get orgasms by
penetration, and then some girls have
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by, like, rubbing, like, by their clit.
And sometimes you can only come, like,
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five times if we have an orgasm and the
guy's already finished.
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Like, sometimes I have sex and I don't
even have orgasms. I just come.
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And that is a bad night.
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Lesson number one, if you do not have an
orgasm, do not ever, ever, ever call
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him back.
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Because it sucks.
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But what do you feel? What is it
sucking?
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Why do you know?
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Honey, it's because I know. You know.
You know.
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You will know. Like, you will know. You
know, exactly. Plus, you'll tighten up
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and you'll just be like, I know.
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You just know. You just know. You start
shaking, like, your body gets tight.
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Why don't we fucking explain this? Let
me get going.
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Go get him. Go get him. Yeah.
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Just go get him. Oh, no.
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It's better to experience than to tell.
Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, my God.
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We're not going to do it.
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Don't act like we're going to protect
you.
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It's okay.
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Relax. Oh,
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here he comes.
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Hey, what's going on, guys?
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He's cute, right?
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Hi.
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Hey, how are you?
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Yeah, give me that. Hi.
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I told you it's so sexy.
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Right. Just listen.
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Just touch it.
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No, no.
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It's not funny.
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I'm hilarious.
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Just quit pulling away your hand.
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No, no, no.
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What is it going to hurt by touching it?
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You're good for right now.
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It's not a creature.
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Just think of it.
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I can't think of it. This is the world's
little baby maker.
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You don't have to be creeped out.
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I'm cringing right now.
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I'm cringing off like I'm trying to
petrify you or something.
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Touch it.
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I touched it already.
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You touched it like this.
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Give it a roll to make her feel
comfortable.
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I'm scared.
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because if I make Harlan, then he's
going to get mad at me.
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I'm not going to get mad. No. If you
make Harlan, he's going to get mad. If
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make Harlan, he's going to get mad. If
you make Harlan, he's going to get mad.
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That's what you make.
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You don't want to make him happy?
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Ready? This is the motto. Don't be rude
to her roommate.
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These are the mottos we go by.
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Eat twice, smoke twice, smile a lot. And
then you'll always be happy for life.
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Alright?
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You and my roommate have ill rules here.
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Come on.
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I have a question for you. How do you
ever stop talking?
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Are you kidding? It's the first time
that I touch mom.
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I told you. It was me. I fucking told
you.
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Okay, okay. Why are you laughing?
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I'm laughing at you because you're
queer.
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Okay.
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It's okay.
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Are you serious? You're going to do
that? No, no, no, no. Yeah.
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Poor guy.
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Are you doing this all the time for fun?
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I wouldn't say no. Why?
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What do you mean, do I do this all the
time? It feels good.
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I love it. We've all three done it. He
does love it.
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He loves it. It's like, he, like, lives
for this shit.
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He's like, oh.
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The benefits of living with Aaron. You
guys want to fuck me? You guys want to
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fuck me? You guys want to fuck me? Let's
do it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Look at it.
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Just look at it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Oh,
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my God. Oh, my God.
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What does it feel? It's really tough,
you know.
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Touch it. Touch it.
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Yeah, yeah. It's not so bad.
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It's huge.
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Okay.
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It's not even ready to go yet. Just put
it in your hand.
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What? Grab it.
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Take your hand. Okay, like that. There
you go.
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Hold it.
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Just hold it. All right. Ready?
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We're ready for what?
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That's it. Like that.
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So now what? This is like a cow? Like a
cow?
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Yeah, just milk this out.
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Milk this out, bitch.
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All right.
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That's it, ready? And now what?
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You just do that? You just keep doing
that? Kiss it. A little bit. Kiss it.
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What? Kiss it. Kiss it.
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Look at her face.
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Are you serious? No, no, no, no, no.
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Come on. It's inviting.
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Come on. No, no, no.
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Okay, I'd rub it. I'd rub it.
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Okay. Like that. Let's see it.
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Okay. Ready?
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Open your hand a little.
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Huh?
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What do you want?
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Like that. Like that?
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Yeah.
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Now rub.
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Do it. We're giving you a question.
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It's like a task.
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It's like you're going to... You know,
show me how you do that. Maybe I will do
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it because I don't really... No, okay.
Okay.
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This is like natural lubricant. That's
what we do. We just lick it.
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I mean, sometimes he's having fun, you
know?
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Come on. He's having a lot of fun. Just
try it. Here, look.
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Kiss it. Just give it a little kiss.
Give it a little peck.
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See,
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it wasn't that bad.
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Come on.
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He's just inviting. Just touch it.
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Play with me.
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It won't hurt him, I promise.
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Do you have hairs here? Or you're born
like that?
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I'm born like that?
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No, look, you have some hairs.
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You love it.
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It's good. It's good.
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Leave it alone.
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Okay. Don't judge him.
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Okay? This is not time for judging. It's
time for teaching and pleasure. Okay.
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Kiss it.
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No, no. Yes, yes.
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Grab it. I do already. I do already.
Kiss it better. No, well, kiss it more.
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More. More.
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More. Sexily. I don't want to see you
crying about it. Yeah, you look like a
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fish.
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Like that. Kiss it like that.
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Go. Not like a fish.
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I mean, he like when you do.
250
00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,850
You do. He may like when you do more.
251
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:46,930
More.
252
00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:48,969
Open up. Ready?
253
00:11:48,970 --> 00:11:49,970
Just open.
254
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,610
Like popsicles.
255
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,230
Like an ice cream. Okay, pretend you're
eating an ice cream.
256
00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:58,030
I don't eat ice cream. You eat
popsicles. Yeah, you do. Look.
257
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,250
Yeah, you do.
258
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:00,850
Can you lick some blow pops?
259
00:12:03,030 --> 00:12:04,030
Go. Go.
260
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,900
I'm just smiling at it. Don't look at
me, boy.
261
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,280
Billy has a name, man.
262
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,620
Okay, you do.
263
00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,480
I have enough.
264
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,100
No, you haven't. I think I have an
orgasm already.
265
00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:28,180
I know we can bring the freak out on
her.
266
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,260
Who's a freak? Super freak.
267
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,360
She likes you.
268
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,920
You like her. Yeah. Don't deny it.
269
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:51,300
You do it. Get in there. Go.
270
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,360
Good job.
271
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,600
Come on.
272
00:12:57,420 --> 00:12:58,279
You see?
273
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,280
You like it.
274
00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,120
She's like the first cock I've ever had
touching. She's pretty good.
275
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,940
The very first cock. I know, right?
276
00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:19,760
Go no hands.
277
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,920
No hands.
278
00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280
No hands.
279
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,640
No hands. What's the difference?
280
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,180
Like that.
281
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,660
Get lots of tongues on it when you have
no hands, silly.
282
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:48,230
lying to me. No, look. I did, I did.
283
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,530
Everybody loves my roommate,
motherfucker.
284
00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:00,550
Tell you, this is the place to be.
Friday night, we're going to do a
285
00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:03,710
It's a potty in his pants.
286
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,270
Come on, don't think we forgot.
287
00:14:05,570 --> 00:14:06,570
She likes it.
288
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:11,830
Thanks for being our dummy, by the way.
289
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,399
No problem.
290
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,620
Crash course headache is a thrill.
291
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,900
Orgasm. What are you doing?
292
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,360
Come on.
293
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,080
The stick isn't going to please itself.
294
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:28,420
No way.
295
00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:31,860
Fuck.
296
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,080
That fast, you do?
297
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,660
Mm -hmm.
298
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,780
You can go deep, too.
299
00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:43,270
You're supposed to be too fast or slow?
300
00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:45,330
Whichever. Whichever.
301
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:49,850
Depends. You say you like the boyfriend
deal, and you just want to be all
302
00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:50,850
romantic.
303
00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:56,690
No, go back. You just fucking suck that
thing like a fucking animal. Just go
304
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:57,690
nuts on it.
305
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,890
I'm sorry. Can you go to bed? It's okay.
306
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:00,969
It's okay, girl.
307
00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:04,090
That happens to everyone. Don't even
feel weird about that. The more noise
308
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,170
like, the fluffier it sounds, the more
they fucking love it. It's better.
309
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:09,870
Yeah. Show this girl how it's done. We
heard.
310
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,410
Listen, listen.
311
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:21,530
Her eyes.
312
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,770
Look at her face. She's so cute. Oh, my
God.
313
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,510
All the way in. Look at that thing. That
thing's poking her in the uvula.
314
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,110
What the fuck is that?
315
00:15:31,370 --> 00:15:32,530
That little bingley thing.
316
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,210
Are you crying?
317
00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:42,080
Wow. It kind of like goes in the back of
your throat so tears come up.
318
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,980
But no, I'm definitely not crying about
sucking this penis. Let me tell you.
319
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:48,960
What are you going to tell me? I'm going
to cry because of this. No, you're not
320
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:49,960
going to cry.
321
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:57,940
Perfect. How are you doing such a good
job? You are doing very good. She's a
322
00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:00,280
-time pro here. Crash course.
323
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,480
We're good teachers.
324
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:06,340
You want some cum in there? It's okay.
It's salty sweet.
325
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:10,950
Just think like you're eating, like,
cashews or something.
326
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,110
Why do you give that look?
327
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:17,549
What's wrong?
328
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,630
Put a smile on that look. Because it
makes me cry like you.
329
00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:22,650
You're not crying.
330
00:16:24,090 --> 00:16:25,230
They're tears of joy.
331
00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:31,970
So happy that you get to, well, suck
your friend's roommate's penis. I mean,
332
00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:33,010
it's nice, but...
333
00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,930
I still don't know what is the orgasm.
334
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:39,110
Maybe I can have orgasm.
335
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:43,210
You're going to get an orgasm. You're
going to have an orgasm. This is step
336
00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:48,450
to getting this penis hard. Because you
can't have an orgasm without getting
337
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:50,070
ready to work.
338
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:52,890
That is too big. No, that is not too
big.
339
00:16:53,170 --> 00:16:54,170
You're going to fuck him.
340
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:55,850
Or rather, he will fuck you.
341
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:57,950
Exactly. You can pick either or.
342
00:16:58,290 --> 00:17:01,130
He's very much enjoying it. Are you
kidding?
343
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:12,859
How close do I want to see you? All
right. You know, I just think I have
344
00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:15,740
of that. No, no, you haven't. You've
never had an orgasm.
345
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:18,220
Oh, come on. I probably suck more than
you, girl.
346
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:23,000
Bullshit. I suck his dick every day.
Yeah, you're not as good as me. No, no,
347
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,060
Seriously, seriously.
348
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,680
Where are you going? Look, do you want
to have an orgasm or not? For what?
349
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:30,020
Because if I have an orgasm, you're
going to fuck this car. No, no, no, no,
350
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:31,180
Yes, it's a good job.
351
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:33,460
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. No, you're not
going to leave.
352
00:17:33,900 --> 00:17:37,640
You have to have an orgasm. You don't
want to have it. Maybe another date.
353
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,770
No. No, you're going to get fucked
today.
354
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:45,070
Look at his face. Maybe he don't want
it. No, he definitely wants to.
355
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,250
He wants to help you have an orgasm.
356
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,590
Okay, you know, she's saying that I have
enough for today.
357
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:56,430
No, you haven't had enough. You have not
had enough. You are getting naked right
358
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,290
now. No, you're getting naked right now.
359
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:37,810
You've already sucked it.
360
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,570
It's already here, look it.
361
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:52,850
Just keep going. Okay. Keep going.
362
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,970
She likes it. You see? She likes it.
363
00:18:55,370 --> 00:18:56,370
She's not tired.
364
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,789
You're not tired.
365
00:18:57,790 --> 00:19:00,470
You haven't had any yet. She goes, I'm
tired. From probably moving your head
366
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:03,070
back and forth for three minutes? You'll
be tired in a little bit, let me tell
367
00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:06,370
you. Your whole body will be like,
really?
368
00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:07,870
Yeah. No.
369
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:08,969
No, it's good.
370
00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:09,970
In a good way, good way.
371
00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:11,030
Just go, just go.
372
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,800
All right, you know, you're going to be
fucked.
373
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:29,740
You all right? You ready to get fucked?
374
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:32,400
What? No, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
375
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,120
No. Yeah.
376
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,339
Seriously, no.
377
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,340
No. Seriously.
378
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,840
You know, I'm going to be perfect. I'm
going to be perfect.
379
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,940
I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be
perfect.
380
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,120
I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be
perfect.
381
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,740
I'm going to be perfect.
382
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,179
I'm going to be perfect.
383
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,140
I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be
perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm
384
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:48,240
going to be perfect. I'm going to be
perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm
385
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:48,340
to be perfect. I'm going to be perfect.
I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be
386
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:49,640
perfect. I'm going to be perfect. I'm
going to be perfect. I'm going to be
387
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,800
perfect. I'm going to be perfect.
388
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,340
I'm going to be perfect. I'm going to be
perfect.
389
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,920
I'm Nothing. Just sit. Well, in a
second, you're just gonna... I can't fix
390
00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,320
thing on my foot. It's too big.
391
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:02,520
It will fit. There you go, Billy.
392
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:03,779
It's so big.
393
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:04,759
Now go.
394
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,760
Oh, stop.
395
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,780
Go, go.
396
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:08,220
Oh!
397
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,860
You're doing it again. I'm very happy
for you.
398
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,100
He's looking... Are you okay?
399
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:20,540
His vagina's the bomb. That's what that
face is. Exactly.
400
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920
That's a good face.
401
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,060
Do you see him wimp? It's because he's
just like... He doesn't feel good.
402
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,200
You can smack him like that too.
403
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,160
Beat him up. What?
404
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,880
Yeah. Just kidding. What?
405
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,360
She likes it, girl.
406
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:40,239
We did it.
407
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,240
We did awesome.
408
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,500
Ready?
409
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,740
Bounce that ass on that fucking cock.
410
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,100
Don't be afraid to do that. Yeah.
411
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,520
I know. What the hell is she complaining
about?
412
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,360
Get it, girl.
413
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:24,620
We will teach you what an
414
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,700
orgasm is and you will never go back.
415
00:21:28,380 --> 00:21:30,880
Well, girls, looks like we have a new
whore to add to the circle.
416
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,680
We're going to have fucking orgies now.
417
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:49,140
Virgin pussies.
418
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:41,840
What?
419
00:28:06,090 --> 00:28:08,110
This is your time. This is your time.
420
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,290
Bill knows the deal.
421
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,640
She's doing what you girls say. What's
wrong with that?
422
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:52,540
What? Just hush. What are you going to
do, girls? Just don't talk.
423
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,820
Trust me, we know it best.
424
00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:03,140
You love this?
425
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:41,140
we've ever had anywhere.
426
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:17,960
Blame Bill on his dick, I mean.
427
00:32:20,900 --> 00:32:22,780
Can I choke him out?
428
00:32:23,060 --> 00:32:24,039
Fuck yeah.
429
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,040
Yeah?
430
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,720
Fuck.
431
00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:32,300
I love you again.
432
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,080
What?
433
00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:42,900
I feel like, like, I don't know, crazy,
like I'm going to pee or something.
434
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,200
Yeah, that's good.
435
00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,820
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
436
00:32:48,650 --> 00:32:51,150
That's the feeling of you getting a
fucking squirt everywhere. Maybe you're
437
00:32:51,150 --> 00:32:53,470
squirter. And you just don't know it
yet.
438
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,800
Do you see the whole sucking thing? Oh,
yeah.
439
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,880
He's rotating and he fucks us up. Oh,
fuck.
440
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:44,580
Yeah? Yeah.
441
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,080
Yeah? What?
442
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,940
Oh, yeah. What? He's going to do that.
443
00:33:48,420 --> 00:33:50,180
Come on. He's got a fucking body.
444
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,860
He's got a fucking body.
445
00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:57,060
I'm going to take you to my house.
446
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:05,140
Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah?
447
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:08,100
Yeah. Fuck yeah? I mean, what do you
mean? Yeah, you want?
448
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,920
Fuck.
449
00:34:11,020 --> 00:34:12,040
I'm going to come live with you.
450
00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,219
You're not going to live with me.
451
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,340
This is my goodness. You like that?
452
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:19,920
It feels fucking hard to do.
453
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:25,920
What are you going to do now?
454
00:34:26,179 --> 00:34:27,179
Close your eyes.
455
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:32,120
This way you won't get your first cum
shot in your face. Can I look?
456
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,460
You can look if you want to.
457
00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,600
Get it, girl.
458
00:34:39,969 --> 00:34:40,969
First facial.
459
00:34:44,770 --> 00:34:45,770
Dude,
460
00:34:49,570 --> 00:34:50,488
you look beautiful.
461
00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:51,489
You do.
462
00:34:51,550 --> 00:34:53,790
Right back, Pablo Picasso face time.
463
00:34:54,590 --> 00:34:55,870
You look gorgeous, darling.
464
00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,070
You got a big milky mustache.
465
00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:00,150
And a beard, too.
466
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,710
That's why I'm supposed to do it, Anna.
467
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:08,360
You can eat it or wipe it off. I usually
wipe it off.
468
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:16,440
It doesn't taste bad. It's just a little
saucy. Depends on the guy, though. A
469
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,000
lot of tobacco makes it sour. Isn't that
weird?
470
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:19,720
That's serious.
471
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:23,680
Tobacco makes it sour? Yeah. Do you
ever, like, have a guy, like, almost,
472
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,920
it's not, like, gross, but it's, like,
almost, like, different tasting?
473
00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:31,280
A lot of nicotine guys that drink a lot,
guys that have a high acid diet. I know
474
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,730
guys who, like, eat a lot of fruit and
stuff. It tastes, like... Sweet.
475
00:35:35,810 --> 00:35:36,970
because that's natural sugar.
476
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:40,770
How was it?
477
00:35:41,970 --> 00:35:42,990
We had Billy make us dessert.
478
00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:46,150
Wait, no. First of all, did you have an
orgasm?
479
00:35:46,370 --> 00:35:47,370
She had like five.
480
00:35:47,650 --> 00:35:52,410
She had her body like... Yeah, she got
in control like three times.
481
00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,070
I told you, I told you, and you're like,
no.
482
00:35:55,490 --> 00:35:58,130
Aren't you glad you did it? I'm too shy
to kiss you.
483
00:35:58,350 --> 00:35:59,550
You're like, call me.
484
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,360
Okay, can I come back tonight maybe?
485
00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:09,960
You can join the group because I didn't
get any today.
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