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D'oh!
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How are you just sitting there?
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Your mom hit me with her car!
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She smashed me through a solid oak door!
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How could you not see me in the garage?
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I was running away and
screaming in terror!
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There's wood everywhere in me!
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And why the hell was
Maggie in the front seat?
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Hey, everybody, look what we got.
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A dog!
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Something to share our love.
And frighten prowlers.
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What's his name?
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Number 8. I mean, Santa's Little Helper.
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Look at him. He's just a little mister.
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I'm gonna love you and smooch
you and use you as a pillow.
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Yeah!
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And play with you and ride you to
school and sic you on my enemies.
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Yeah!
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And feed you healthy food,
and give you plenty of exercise
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and teach us all lessons
about responsibility.
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Yeah!
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Absolutely, Marge.
The whole family will pitch in and...
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Oh, my God, it's your first Christmas.
Here, boy, have a gingerbread house.
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He loves it!
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Family meeting.
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Why is the dog wearing a swim diaper?
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It's too cold to take him outside.
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And he loves it.
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Family meeting.
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So now he's eating at the table?
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He can't eat under the table because
that's where he threw up his waffles.
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Watch this.
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Gobble, gobble.
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He loves it.
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Family meeting.
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Family?
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Oh, it's Mom. Back up, back up, back up!
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He loves it!
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Nothing calms me down like making
a fresh batch of ambrosia salad
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with plenty of grapes.
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And a plunk of mayo to make my "day-o."
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No! No, no, no, no, no! Bad boy!
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Wait.
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Alexa, are grapes toxic to dogs?
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What the hell did you do, lady?
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You gotta help my dog.
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Take a number.
We'll be with you as soon as possible.
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But he ate a whole ambrosia with grapes.
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What the hell did you do, lady?
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Code purple!
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Get me 30 ccs of Plastimin,
four heliostic probes,
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and the most ultra-realistic,
gory-looking stomach pump we've got.
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Where's the nice, mousy intern who
always maintains her youthful optimism
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in the face of constant trauma?
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That would be me. May I say...
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Shut up! We have a greyhound to save.
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Who's a good boy? You're a good boy.
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Cram that tube down his throat!
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- Mrs. Simpson.
- Yes?
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I need you to answer me honestly.
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How many grapes did you
put in that ambrosia?
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The recipe calls for two dozen.
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Twenty-four? You gave him 24 grapes?
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But one rolled under the refrigerator.
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Oh. Thank God. Then we got 'em all.
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We got 'em all!
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Whoo!
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Your pup is going to be just fine.
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Oh! Thank God.
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If you'll excuse me,
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I have to go to a quiet room
and cry because of what you did.
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Ambrosia!
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There's my little mis... Oh.
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Hi, my name is Adrienne.
I'm the staff nutritionist and trainer.
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You want your dog to live a long time,
don't you?
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You betcha.
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Then he'll need to lose a lot of weight.
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He's what we in the canine wellness
field call, "Damn, that dog's fat."
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The best way to get a greyhound back in
shape is to get his diet under control,
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and then through agility training,
and maybe even competitions.
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Ooh, I save videos of those.
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Let's see how you do, boy. Follow me.
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Maybe this isn't for him.
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Okay. Straight talk, your dog is chonky,
but he doesn't have to become a chonkster.
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If you sign him up for my program, we can
make sure he's around for a long time.
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Let's do it.
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We won again.
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Good job, boy. Here, finish my hot dog.
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No! He has to stay healthy.
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He qualified for the
nationals in Philadelphia.
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A trip to Philadelphia?
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I can see where the Founding
Fathers signed the Constitution.
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And I can crack the other side of
the Liberty Bell and finish the job.
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Philadelphia, my kinda town.
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Throwing ice balls at Santa Claus,
climbing greasy streetlamps.
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The city where Lenny
Dykstra learned to be crazy,
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where every steak is cheesed
and every tush is pushed.
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Even though I've never been, I feel
like I was born there and I never left.
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But I'm not gonna die there.
Oh, no. Not Homer Simpson.
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You'll see. I'll show 'em all!
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I guess what I'm trying to say is
the Simpsons are going to Philadel...
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Sit!
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This dog is only healthy because I
saved him from your dangerous pampering.
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So I'm keeping him far away
from you bad influences.
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The Simpson is going to Philadelphia.
"Simpson."
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Yo, welcome to the Hotel Philadelphia.
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We offer 24-hour room service
from our full Boyz II Menu.
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And if you need a water
or any other jawn,
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just ring the Patti LaBelle,
and we'll send a jabroni right up.
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So Philadelphia.
Are the beds made of cream cheese?
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The cream cheese ain't got
nothing to do with this town!
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It's just a name! Have some class!
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Now, would you like the Silver Linings
Playbook Room or the Fresh Prince suite?
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Fresh Prince. We can chill out,
max, and relax all cool.
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Right, little mister?
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And where would you like
me to put the big mister?
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Are we there yet?
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You stowed away for an 18-hour drive?
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Ugh. Just send him to the room.
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Come on, boy.
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And I thought I'd surprise you by
coming along and supporting you
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and our furry fellow as he
tries to win the Kentucky Derby.
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I swear I'm only here for you.
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What is that paper?
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Paper? What paper?
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Homer, release.
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"Awesome things for me
to do in Philadelphia.
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"Eat cheesesteaks, hoagies,
pretzels, water ice.
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Rip off a piece of Jason Kelce's beard."
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How is a dirtbag tour
of the city supporting the dog?
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And what's with these batteries?
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To throw at people I don't like.
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They do that here instead of
punching people they don't like,
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but they do that too.
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Aw, he loves... it.
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We have a competition to win.
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If you really wanna support me,
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stay the hell away and
don't screw this up for us.
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This is it.
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Everything we've been working for,
it's all led to this.
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The first of five qualifying rounds.
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Oh.
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Next up is a newcomer
from Springfield, USA.
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Santa's Little Helper. There he goes!
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With a terrific time,
he jumps into the arms of the woman
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who made it all possible,
his beloved trainer Adrienne Gesstar.
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I drove him here.
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I don't even wanna do
any of this stuff now.
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Being told I'm selfish takes all the
fun out of only thinking about myself.
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Mr. Simpson,
we urgently need to speak to you
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on a matter of grave
historical importance.
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- Nerds!
- No, no, my colleagues and I
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are the Historians of America's
Great Inventors and Enlightened Men.
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Whoo. H.O.A.G.I.E. Men.
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It's true, and one of the most
confounding puzzles in American history
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can be solved by your dog.
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It's all explained in
this simple diagram.
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Oh, interesting. I see.
You three are nutjobs.
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It is imperative that
we locate your dog.
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He is a national treasure, or to be
more technical, canus ex machina.
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The dog's not here, nutjobs.
He's with my wife at the...
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Homer, think. You can't let these
nutjobs find Marge at the dog show
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or they'll ruin everything
she worked so hard for.
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Wait, wait, this is my chance to actually
support my wife just like I lied I would!
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Um, my wife and dog are sightseeing.
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Tell you what, you fill me in
on the highly plausible things
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your perfectly normal brain
is telling you about my dog
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while we look for them at
all these amazing places.
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250 years ago, Philadelphia was home to
America's greatest statesman, diplomat,
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and inventor, Benjamin Franklin.
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Wow. Amazing.
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- But the thing about Benjamin Franklin...
- Who's that?
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We just told you.
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He played for the Sixers?
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He had another talent
that only we know about.
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He was a thief.
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While pretending to negotiate
the Treaty of Paris,
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Franklin stole millions in gold
from the Palace of Versailles
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and smuggled it home in the
brassieres of his various mistresses!
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He only trusted one
member of his inner circle
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to help hide his ill-gotten treasure,
his beloved greyhound!
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"But wait, Benjamin Franklin
never had a greyhound," you say?
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- I do?
- Well, that's where you're wrong!
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Franklin hid his connection to this
amazing breed until we discovered this.
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It's true. Your dog is a direct
descendant of Franklin's greyhounds,
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and he will lead us to this very key,
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which will unlock the vault
containing Franklin's millions,
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a vault hidden somewhere here
in the City of Brotherly Love!
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Um, Pittsburgh?
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I'm proud of you, boy.
You worked so hard today.
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Hey, let's have some fun
with other doggies.
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No, no, no. No time for play.
We have to stay focused.
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Oh, you're right. Of course.
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Come with me.
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We're going to a very special place
for only the most important dogs.
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Okay, you got your picture
in front of the Rocky statue.
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Now let's do the other ones.
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Look, Homer, your dog
is the key to finding a treasure
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that the human mind
can barely comprehend.
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- Do you understand that?
- I understood "barely comprehend."
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Take us to your dog!
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Yeah, look, nerds,
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as much as I love to keep humoring you,
here's the truth.
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You're crazy. There's no treasure.
My dog's just a regular dog,
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and I've spent the whole day smartly
keeping you away from him and my wife.
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There they are!
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Canus ex machina. Hoagies, roll!
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Um, Adrienne, why did you take us
to a colonial firefighting exhibit?
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Marge, do you know who started the
first volunteer fire company in America?
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- It was...
- Benjamin Franklin.
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- You.
- You.
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- Them?
- Us.
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- Marge!
- Homer!
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These crazies think our dog is
George Washington's grandson.
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I was trying to keep them away from you.
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Well, you did a great job.
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That's very kind, but no, I didn't.
I failed.
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Hey, can I get your help?
These lunatics keep stalking me.
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We're not lunatics.
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That dog is sacred! He's going
to lead us to Franklin's treasure!
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Get out of here, you dirts.
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Ugh. Dog people, am I right?
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No. No, no, no, no.
Not our nation's first fire hydrant.
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We don't pee on history!
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But, Marge, his pee is history.
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Benjamin Franklin bred his greyhounds
to have a special urinary enzyme
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that can reveal secret messages he
wrote as to the location of his gold.
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Oh, my God, you're the same amount
of crazy as those other crazies.
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Am I?
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"Hasten to the first sewer and west,
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so with the lightning key be blessed."
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That's where we'll find
the key to Franklin's gold.
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Let's go, boy.
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Adrienne, you're not going
anywhere with my dog.
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Betray!
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He chose her?
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Oh.
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Adrienne!
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00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,774
Santa's Little Helper chose
246
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that treasure-hunting
canine nutritionist over me.
247
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I want my dog back.
248
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:53,161
Okay, Marge, we're gonna get him back.
249
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:57,206
If we just solve this piddle riddle,
we'll know where Adrienne took him.
250
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:00,501
We'll never figure this out.
251
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:04,630
Yeah, we're not smart like
Lisa or evil like Bart.
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Family meeting!
253
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:10,469
Having fun without us?
254
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,306
Oh. That's where Dad is.
255
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,350
Smarty, Criminal,
figure out what this message means.
256
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:22,648
"Hasten to the first sower and west,
so with the lightning key be blessed"?
257
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:25,026
It's pronounced "sewer," genius.
258
00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:26,611
No, it's not.
259
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,823
Sewer, as in one who sews.
It must mean Betsy Ross,
260
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:34,744
who sewed the first American
flag in Philadelphia in 1777.
261
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,831
That scheming trainer must be
headed to Betsy Ross's house.
262
00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:41,918
That's at 239 Arch Street.
263
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,711
How'd you know that?
264
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:47,882
I passed it a bunch of times today while
trying to find M. Night Shyamalan's grave.
265
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:52,803
But in a crazy twist, he's still alive,
266
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:54,931
and I know just how to get us there.
267
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,143
Our next stop on our Segway through
Philadelphia history is a reenactment
268
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:04,440
of the Battle of Broad Street,
also known as the Super Bowl 52 Riot.
269
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,861
And now I take you all the
way back to the year 2018.
270
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,739
And Eagles win!
271
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,408
Patriots suck!
272
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,543
We have to go through
that Mummers Parade.
273
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:27,505
No time for a set piece. Double back.
274
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:32,301
This is it. Where's the dog?
275
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,809
The bark's coming from the direction
of this warm 18th-century lever
276
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,894
that looks like it was recently pulled.
277
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:51,946
Homer?
278
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:56,492
Stuck. Too fat for colonial tubes.
279
00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:01,330
Ah. Just in time, Marge.
Now that my dog has led me here,
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00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:06,127
he'll retrieve the very key to
unlock Franklin's lost treasure.
281
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:18,055
You see?
This is what I've been training him for.
282
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,891
Time for the real dog show.
283
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:42,371
The key! You found it! Come!
284
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,374
If he takes another step on that thing,
it'll collapse.
285
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,459
Stay.
286
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,543
Come.
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00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,794
Stay.
288
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,465
Sorry, Marge,
but I'm the one with the whistle.
289
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,846
Ow! What was that?
290
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,850
A D-cell, otherwise known
as a Philadelphia handshake.
291
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,019
Game over, lady.
292
00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,021
Nice try.
293
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,775
No!
294
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:16,697
Santa's Little Helper, I'm your mommy.
I introduced you to bone broth.
295
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,493
The whole family wanted to dye
you green for St. Patrick's Day,
296
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:23,537
and I'm the one who said no.
297
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:29,293
We need you alive.
So I'm begging you, just stay.
298
00:19:32,459 --> 00:19:34,548
That's my boy.
299
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:37,176
I'm not leaving here without that key!
300
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,651
Go, Birds.
301
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,993
Little mister, where are you?
302
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,039
I don't think he made it.
303
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,582
This is my fault.
304
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:13,212
All this crazy diet and training was
because I wanted him to live longer.
305
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,047
And now he's gone.
306
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,718
I was so stupid.
Having any pet is stupid.
307
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,761
When we got Santa's Little Helper,
308
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:24,223
we didn't just say, "Yes,
I'd like to rescue this dog."
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00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:29,228
We said, "Hi. I volunteer to have my
heart ripped out of my chest someday,
310
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:34,650
because no matter how much time we get to
have together, it will never be enough."
311
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,321
He's looking down on us from above.
312
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,909
No, he's not. I never got him
christened. He's in doggy limbo.
313
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,412
No. Real above.
314
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,336
He made it!
Now we just have to get him down.
315
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,630
You just leave that to me.
316
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:57,715
Gobble, gobble!
317
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,361
Let's get you home.
You already have the key to my heart.
318
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,822
Who could possibly want anything else?
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00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:43,344
Yeah, sure, you can drive.
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00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,471
He loves it.
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00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,487
Shh.
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00:22:46,484 --> 00:22:49,542
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