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Little guy's going to college.
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I'm trying to shove our kid's
life into the back of my car.
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Morning, Mrs. Fletcher.
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Oh, please don't call me that.
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You know you're gonna get to college
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and everybody's gonna
see what you are, right?
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Fucking asshole!
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Let's get you unpacked.
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Is there anything else
I can do for you guys?
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I'll walk you to the elevator.
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We finally get to do what we wanna do.
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We're free from our kids.
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Think about opening up to new things.
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I don't-- I don't think my parents
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were this upset when I
went away for college.
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I just think they kinda just
went on with their lives.
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- Yeah.
- I just don't think they cared.
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That's because they were--
They were not as close with us
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- as we are with our kids.
- Yeah, right.
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God, I-- It's so weird. I went-- I--
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I went to the grocery store and I--
I still bought...
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cereal. Like, those--
that-- those huge boxes
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of junk cereal.
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I brought 'em home and then
I was like, "Oh, right,
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I don't need to buy this anymore."
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Claire used to practice
the cello every night
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for an hour. And now it's just...
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dead silence.
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Just pure, dead silence. It's awful.
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Eve? Are you dating anyone?
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Um... No.
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It's okay. She just has higher
standards than the rest of us.
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No, no, no. I just asked
because there's this great guy
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who I think you should meet.
My husband's boss...
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- Peter's divorced?
- Oh, yeah. Six months ago.
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But, I mean, this was a long time coming.
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Okay, thank you, but I'm-- I th...
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Really? He's... Why not?
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I will give it-- Let me just...
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I'll think about it.
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Don't wait too long,
or someone's gonna snap him up.
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- I agree. I agree with her.
- Thank you. That's it.
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- Roy?
- Mrs. Fletcher.
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- Hi.
- You look so lovely today.
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Thank you, Roy. That's very sweet.
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Uh-- Uh... Are you going to water aerobics?
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Yes. It's my favorite class.
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Well, why don't I take you there?
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- Thank you.
- Sure.
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Do you like oatmeal?
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It's okay.
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My son makes it every day for breakfast.
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I can't even look at it.
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Well, why don't you ask him
to make you something else?
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Oh, no, I don't eat that crap.
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I have bacon and eggs.
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Oh, good for you, Roy.
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Come on, divas, you own this.
All of this is yours! And back--
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Mr. Rafferty!
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Hey! Hey, what's up? Come on, get in.
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All right, dip it low,
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- and right, and left...
- You know, Amanda.
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- Okay, easy.
- Woo! Right...
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and left, to the side, and right...
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And left, keep going. Right...
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and left. Ooh! Grab it low.
You're doing it! Yes, Roy, yes!
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Work it, divas!
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All right, let me see you
shake it out. Shake it out!
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And front... Ooh! And back! And front! Back!
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Come on now, oh!
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And now give the butt a lift.
And down, and right!
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Brendan, come on in.
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So...
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Why are you here?
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Because you sent me an email.
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You told me to come to your office.
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Not here in the room.
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I mean, why did you choose BSU?
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Um...
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Uh... Sorry. What were you saying?
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Why are you attending this college?
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- 'Cause I got in.
- You sure did.
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- Yeah.
- Brendan...
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What I'm trying to ask you
is what do you want to get
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out of your undergraduate experience?
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Uh... A job.
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Fine.
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A job. What kind of job?
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Like, a good one.
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Like, something that pays,
like, you know, like,
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six figures or something.
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Any particular area for this six-figure job?
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Uh... Well, you're my advisor.
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So, aren't you supposed to be...
advising me?
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That's actually what's happening right now.
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Um...
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Sorry, it's, uh, it's... It's my mom.
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Yeah, of course, it is.
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I'm sorry. Look...
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I have a job to do here.
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So, let's find out a
little more about you, say.
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How about extracurriculars?
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Well, I'm hoping to go Greek.
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But I have to wait til next year
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'cause they don't allow freshman to rush.
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Well, I wouldn't know anything about that.
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Where I did my undergrad work,
um, we didn't have frats.
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Vassar.
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- That must have sucked.
- It didn't suck.
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- Hm.
- Brendan, do you realize
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that in college every single
minute of your existence is...
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entirely up to you.
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You have vast swaths of time
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that you have to fill under your own steam.
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Mommy isn't gonna be around
to tell you what to do.
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Okay.
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So...
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- Mm... We done?
- Do you wanna be done?
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Yeah, I wanna be done.
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- Yes, we're done.
- Great.
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Good luck to you, Brendan.
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Yes, thank you.
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- Door closed, please.
- Mm.
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Good luck to you too, dipshit.
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Uh-oh. Did we get a dud?
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Uh... Yeah.
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- Kind of sucks.
- We haven't officially met yet.
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I'm Sanjay.
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I live across the hall from you.
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- Brendan.
- Nice.
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Well, into the fray!
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See you on the hall.
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Uh... Cool office.
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- Is that a map of the world?
- All four corners.
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Uh... All four awesome corners.
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Come on in.
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I am a junior cartographer.
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- You must be Sanjay.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Hello. Wanna try an organic popsicle?
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- Uh... Okay.
- Yes.
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Maybe not that one.
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Sure. Thank you.
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Thank you. Yeah.
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You like that?
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Yeah.
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Say you like it.
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Did you like it?
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Uh... It's okay.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Eve?
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This is so weird.
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I haven't seen you in forever,
and now twice in one week.
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Uh...
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Yeah, this is so--
This is so weird. Emily, hi.
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Just don't buy any cereal though, right?
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Right. Right.
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You know that guy that-- that you mentioned.
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- Pe-- Uh... Peter?
- Mm-hm.
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I could-- You could totally
give him my number.
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Or I-- You-- I could-- You know,
you could give me his.
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- Or whatever.
- Oh, my G-- Yes.
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Oh, I'm so excited.
You guys are gonna love each other.
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Looking at who we really
are or what we really want
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can be terrifying.
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It should be.
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But that terror is what tells
us that we've stumbled onto
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something real.
Something worth writing about.
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So, I'm gonna go around the room,
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and let's talk about what scares us.
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Whatever comes to mind.
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Curtis...
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Uh... Off the top of my head I'd say...
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black holes.
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They freak me out.
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The idea of being sucked into nothingness.
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Well, now, that scares me too.
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- Julian.
- Um...
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I'm scared of my anti-depressants
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not working anymore.
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I'm on anti-depressants.
I guess I'm telling everybody that.
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Thank you, Julian.
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Barry?
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Don't love a nuclear Iran.
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Okay.
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Eve... what scares you?
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You know that f--
feeling where you... are convinced
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that you left the oven on,
even though you know you haven't?
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Um... Been having that feeling a lot
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since my son went to college.
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And I know it's not about the oven.
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Then what is it about?
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I don't know.
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That's what scares me.
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Hello.
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Uh... Hi.
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Uh... Yes. Is this Eve?
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Mm-hm.
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Uh... This is Peter.
Uh... I got your number from Emily.
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Oh, hi.
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Uh... I hope you don't mind that I called.
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Um... I'm not big on texting, and...
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No, no, I'm gla-- No. No, me neither.
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No, I'm just-- I'm so glad you called.
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- Hi.
- Well it's...
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- nice to hear your voice.
- Yes!
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Hi.
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Um...
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Well, uh, so Emily tells me that you're, um,
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in real estate.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
I've been at Olive Branch Realty
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for the last 12 years,
if you've ever heard of it.
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I-- I think I have. Wait, Olive...
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- Olive...
- Olive Branch...
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- Uh...Olive Branch?
- Yeah.
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Oh, yeah. That's the place,
uh-- That's downtown, right?
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- Exactly.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Got a good reputation.
- It does.
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So, you have a son in college?
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I do. He just started.
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Uh... He's the best.
We're really, really close.
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Aw, nice. I have a daughter,
she just finished up in May.
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Oh, where'd she go?
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Brown.
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Where's your boy?
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Uh... Broder State. He's a-- a pre-med.
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Wow, I'm jealous.
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I love my daughter,
but I'm pretty sure I just spent
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half my life savings on her poetry degree.
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Oh...
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So, what do you think? You, uh...
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wanna meet up and do this in person?
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Yeah, I'd... Yeah. I'd love to.
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Great.
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Fantastic.
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Look at the hula hoop girl.
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Yo, what is Latinx?
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Uh... It's "Latin-X."
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It's, um... the way the Latin community
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wants you to spell it now. It's like a...
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way of being more inclusive, I guess.
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- No, thank you.
- Okay.
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Um... I think I'm gonna go
check out the Robotics Club.
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Hm? Okay, yeah, well,
I'll catch you for dinner.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- All right.
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- See you later, man.
- Nice.
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- Hey.
- No.
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- No, I was gonna ask you--
- Uh-uh.
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About your club.
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Hi, guys. Are you interested
in joining Vegan Club?
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Wow, she hated you.
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Nah, she's... busy.
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I don't know. It seemed
a lot like deep hate.
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Oh.
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I'm Chloe.
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Brendan.
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This your thing here?
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00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,728
Yeah, I stand here and ask people
259
00:13:46,812 --> 00:13:49,311
if they have any family members with autism.
260
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:50,978
But a lot of people don't, so...
261
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:52,353
Mm.
262
00:13:52,436 --> 00:13:53,728
I actually do.
263
00:13:54,895 --> 00:13:58,144
- Who?
- My father's son.
264
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,853
- So, your brother?
- Uh... No, he's...
265
00:14:00,937 --> 00:14:05,311
I guess. He's like-- He's...
uh... my half-brother.
266
00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:07,311
Okay, well, that counts.
267
00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:09,603
You should come to our support group.
268
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,019
We meet every Thursday.
269
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:13,853
Yeah. I'll, uh...
270
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,103
think about it.
271
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:18,853
And don't worry. You can
stop by without knowing yet
272
00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:21,812
if you think I'm hot enough to fuck.
273
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,478
Oh, no. I wasn't-- I wasn't--
I wasn't doing that.
274
00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:26,395
- That's crazy.
- Hi. - Hi there.
275
00:14:26,478 --> 00:14:28,228
- Do you have a family member with autism?
- Yeah, I do.
276
00:14:28,311 --> 00:14:29,770
Here's a pamphlet. What's your name?
277
00:14:29,853 --> 00:14:32,770
Mike. So... What's this club all about?
278
00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:34,395
Any hot weekend plans?
279
00:14:36,478 --> 00:14:38,520
Uh... No.
280
00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,311
- Nothing really.
- Yeah.
281
00:14:41,436 --> 00:14:43,269
Actually, I, um...
282
00:14:44,269 --> 00:14:47,478
I-- I am going on a... a date.
283
00:14:48,103 --> 00:14:49,186
Tonight.
284
00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:51,186
It's my first in a really long time.
285
00:14:51,269 --> 00:14:53,144
That's cool, right?
286
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,978
Do you wanna see his pic?
287
00:14:57,061 --> 00:14:59,228
D-- Do you want me to see it?
288
00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:01,311
- I don't know.
- I wanna see it.
289
00:15:01,395 --> 00:15:03,436
- Okay. Okay.
- Yes, I wanna see it. Yes.
290
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,478
- Th-- That's a normal thing.
- Okay, here. Just...
291
00:15:08,478 --> 00:15:10,228
Okay. He looks good!
292
00:15:10,311 --> 00:15:12,353
- Really?
- Yeah, he looks nice.
293
00:15:12,436 --> 00:15:13,687
What do you mean, he's nice?
294
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,603
- I don't know-- I--
- I think he looks solid.
295
00:15:15,687 --> 00:15:16,812
You know, like a...
296
00:15:18,311 --> 00:15:20,228
You know what he looks like?
He looks like that thing
297
00:15:20,311 --> 00:15:22,395
that's on the top of, like, wedding cakes.
298
00:15:22,478 --> 00:15:23,687
A cake topper?
299
00:15:23,770 --> 00:15:24,895
Yeah, he looks like a cake topper.
300
00:15:24,978 --> 00:15:26,395
- He does?
- That's not bad.
301
00:15:26,478 --> 00:15:28,645
- Well...
- That's like ideal.
302
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,103
Right? Just like...
303
00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:33,228
He-- He looks good. And, you know what?
304
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:35,186
No one's ever had a bad experience
305
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:36,937
- with a cake topper.
- Well...
306
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,186
I mean, some people might have.
307
00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:41,603
I-- I don't know how. And, you know what?
308
00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:43,353
He could be the one, right?
309
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:46,436
I don't know.
310
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,436
Thank you.
311
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,228
Yeah, well, I didn't consent
312
00:15:55,311 --> 00:15:57,395
to being bored out of my fucking skull.
313
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,269
I don't feel safe.
314
00:15:59,353 --> 00:16:02,228
Stop.
315
00:16:04,895 --> 00:16:08,269
Okay. I'd love to have two
volunteers help me out.
316
00:16:08,353 --> 00:16:09,353
Oh shit.
317
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,186
Thank you. Come on up.
318
00:16:12,186 --> 00:16:13,311
Anyone else?
319
00:16:13,395 --> 00:16:14,645
Fuck, that's harassment.
320
00:16:14,728 --> 00:16:16,061
You over there.
321
00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:17,812
The one forcing his friends hand up.
322
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:22,645
Come up here.
323
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:31,228
We're gonna do a little
role-play about consent.
324
00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:32,770
Okay?
325
00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:34,228
You are Max.
326
00:16:34,311 --> 00:16:35,645
You are Sam.
327
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,853
We're both guys?
328
00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:38,853
That's up to you.
329
00:16:38,937 --> 00:16:41,269
All that matters is that Max and Sam
330
00:16:41,353 --> 00:16:42,895
have been hooking up this semester.
331
00:16:42,978 --> 00:16:46,978
But on this particular night
Max doesn't feel like it.
332
00:16:47,061 --> 00:16:51,978
The question is, does Sam
have the right to expect sex?
333
00:16:52,061 --> 00:16:53,520
No.
334
00:16:54,228 --> 00:16:55,353
No.
335
00:16:57,228 --> 00:16:58,645
- No.
- No, dude.
336
00:16:58,728 --> 00:17:01,687
No.
337
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,186
Hey, girl.
338
00:17:08,269 --> 00:17:09,978
- What you doing?
- I'm studying.
339
00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:15,603
You look fucking hot.
340
00:17:19,186 --> 00:17:21,728
- I wanna hook up.
- I told you, I have to study.
341
00:17:21,812 --> 00:17:23,687
Come on.
342
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,436
Hey. No means no. Don't pressure me.
343
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:29,895
I know you want it.
344
00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:32,144
Okay. You don't have to do that for this.
345
00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:34,478
Hm? Oh.
346
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,645
I'm not renewing my consent.
347
00:17:38,353 --> 00:17:39,937
You need to leave.
348
00:17:40,019 --> 00:17:42,895
Fine. Enjoy your stupid book.
349
00:17:45,895 --> 00:17:47,228
Bitch.
350
00:17:47,311 --> 00:17:48,895
Okay, that's enough.
351
00:17:48,978 --> 00:17:50,561
...socially prominent young couple
352
00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:52,311
plan to take a trip around the world.
353
00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:55,019
- The paper's sending you?
- No, I've quit the paper.
354
00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:57,186
We're gonna have a last
fling before we settle down
355
00:17:57,269 --> 00:17:59,520
- and become good old American parents.
356
00:17:59,603 --> 00:18:01,395
But, Roger, you just didn't give up your job
357
00:18:01,478 --> 00:18:02,978
on the paper for no reason at all?
358
00:18:03,061 --> 00:18:04,728
Oh, darling, this trip's an inspiration.
359
00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:06,395
Do you remember the
honeymoon I promised you?
360
00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:07,728
Well, we're gonna have it.
361
00:18:07,812 --> 00:18:09,937
But things are different now.
362
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,937
- We've got to think about the baby.
- Well, that's just it.
363
00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:13,895
As soon as the baby comes we
won't be able to go anywhere.
364
00:18:13,978 --> 00:18:16,395
Besides, I want our baby born in the USA.
365
00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:19,228
Maybe we can get to work and
start that little paper.
366
00:18:19,311 --> 00:18:22,728
Oh, but a trip like this costs a fortune.
367
00:18:22,812 --> 00:18:24,895
- Did you get more than the 20,000?
- Oh, shit.
368
00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:29,103
Well, no. As a matter of fact,
we didn't get the 20,000.
369
00:18:29,186 --> 00:18:31,103
- We sold the property for cash
370
00:18:31,186 --> 00:18:33,103
and got 13,500.
371
00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:35,395
Well, can you take a
trip and buy a paper...
372
00:18:35,478 --> 00:18:37,436
- ...and all that on 13,500?
- Roy...
373
00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:39,269
- Don't forget there's
still lawyers' fees,
374
00:18:39,353 --> 00:18:40,770
deductions, stuff like that.
375
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,895
Just how much did you get, Roger?
376
00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,978
I'm trying to tell you...
377
00:18:45,061 --> 00:18:47,561
- Roy...
- After the deductions, we got 10,000.
378
00:18:47,645 --> 00:18:49,061
10,000?
379
00:18:50,937 --> 00:18:53,478
George. This is Eve Fletcher.
380
00:18:54,395 --> 00:18:56,103
Um...
381
00:18:56,186 --> 00:18:59,853
I feel terrible, uh,
leaving this on a voicemail,
382
00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:01,395
but your father...
383
00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:04,269
had another incident today,
384
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,895
and we are gonna need
you to come pick him up.
385
00:19:11,061 --> 00:19:15,103
I hope you know how much we
all love your father here.
386
00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,978
Um... But at this point
387
00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:21,228
he-- he needs more help than we can provide.
388
00:19:23,436 --> 00:19:24,687
I'm so sorry.
389
00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:56,103
Thought you might like these.
390
00:19:56,937 --> 00:19:58,144
You happy now?
391
00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,561
- Hi.
- Hi.
392
00:20:09,978 --> 00:20:11,353
You all set, Roy?
393
00:20:11,436 --> 00:20:13,103
- Yeah.
- Okay.
394
00:20:13,186 --> 00:20:15,603
- I'm all set.
- Okay.
395
00:20:17,103 --> 00:20:19,603
- I'm sorry.
- I'll see you soon.
396
00:20:43,353 --> 00:20:45,144
All I'm doing is adding heat
397
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:46,561
so that, uh...
398
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,728
And the fact that this is warm now
399
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,103
means that...
400
00:20:50,186 --> 00:20:51,728
...no weight to the hair.
401
00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:56,103
But in order to give it even
more of that luxurious glamor
402
00:20:56,186 --> 00:20:58,061
is we do have to add some shine...
403
00:21:03,478 --> 00:21:05,812
Dude, you took those
Jell-O shots like a champ.
404
00:21:05,895 --> 00:21:08,728
- I-- I-- I love Jell-O.
- Man, that was fucking badass.
405
00:21:08,812 --> 00:21:10,687
- 'Cause you know it's just--
- That was sick.
406
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,561
It's just sucrose, baby.
407
00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:14,103
It's basically just gelatine.
408
00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:16,853
It's just jelly, and-- Don't be jelly...
409
00:21:16,937 --> 00:21:18,561
Don't be jel--
410
00:21:28,978 --> 00:21:30,353
Hey Max.
411
00:21:31,853 --> 00:21:32,937
Sam!
412
00:21:33,019 --> 00:21:34,561
I've been looking all over for you.
413
00:21:34,645 --> 00:21:36,103
- Yeah?
- Uh-huh.
414
00:21:36,186 --> 00:21:38,186
- Here I am.
- Mm-hm.
415
00:21:38,269 --> 00:21:40,228
How'd you like that stupid book?
416
00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:43,978
It was, uh...
417
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:47,395
- It was kinda boring.
- Told you.
418
00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:53,520
Oh, yes! Oh! Oh!
419
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,478
Fuck, yeah.
420
00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:02,186
- Yeah, you like that fat cock?
- Yeah.
421
00:22:02,269 --> 00:22:05,812
Oh, Daddy! Oh! Give it to me, Daddy!
422
00:22:15,061 --> 00:22:16,603
Hey, Pop, come in.
423
00:22:16,687 --> 00:22:18,019
Let's watch the game.
424
00:22:19,019 --> 00:22:20,395
I don't feel like it.
425
00:22:23,103 --> 00:22:24,603
Nobody's mad at you.
426
00:22:28,728 --> 00:22:30,520
Right, well, you come in when you're ready.
427
00:22:31,353 --> 00:22:32,728
I got us some ice cream.
428
00:22:59,103 --> 00:23:00,269
Okay.
429
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:18,144
- Hi.
- Hi.
430
00:23:18,228 --> 00:23:19,603
- Peter?
- Yes.
431
00:23:19,687 --> 00:23:21,103
Hi.
432
00:23:21,186 --> 00:23:23,812
- So nice to meet you.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
433
00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:26,853
- Thanks for coming.
- Of course.
434
00:23:26,937 --> 00:23:28,561
Please, have a seat.
435
00:23:28,645 --> 00:23:31,812
You know, the second I saw
you I was hoping it was you.
436
00:23:31,895 --> 00:23:34,853
You never know if someone's
gonna look like their picture.
437
00:23:34,937 --> 00:23:36,728
Well, this is-- This is me.
438
00:23:36,812 --> 00:23:40,186
- Well, you look great.
- Aw.
439
00:23:40,269 --> 00:23:41,645
Yeah, I hope you like this place.
440
00:23:41,728 --> 00:23:43,853
It's one of my, uh, Haddington faves.
441
00:23:43,937 --> 00:23:44,937
Mm.
442
00:23:45,019 --> 00:23:47,395
Steaks-- I mean, that ribeye, oh, my God.
443
00:23:47,478 --> 00:23:50,019
And I-- I actually live not
too far from here, so...
444
00:23:50,103 --> 00:23:53,478
yeah, I'll tend to show up here
more often than maybe I need to.
445
00:23:53,561 --> 00:23:55,937
But, uh, everyone knows me here,
446
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:59,603
so it feels like, kind of,
my local place, and...
447
00:23:59,687 --> 00:24:01,228
yeah.
448
00:24:01,311 --> 00:24:03,103
It's just, kind of, a classic feel to it.
449
00:24:03,186 --> 00:24:04,812
Not too formal, but, uh...
450
00:24:16,895 --> 00:24:18,895
Can I get you a drink?
Would you like some wine?
451
00:24:18,978 --> 00:24:22,520
There's some great wines.
Have you been here before or...?
452
00:24:22,603 --> 00:24:25,019
Mm. Mm-hm.
453
00:24:28,603 --> 00:24:29,978
Um...
454
00:24:30,061 --> 00:24:31,728
Is something wrong?
455
00:24:31,812 --> 00:24:34,561
I'm so sorry. I think I left...
456
00:24:34,645 --> 00:24:37,520
- something on at home.
- Really?
457
00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:38,812
Yeah.
458
00:24:38,895 --> 00:24:40,353
- I'll wait for you.
- Oh, no, please don't.
459
00:24:40,436 --> 00:24:43,311
Oh, sorry! Excuse me, I-- No, no, no.
460
00:24:43,395 --> 00:24:45,687
You don't have to wait, I--
461
00:24:45,770 --> 00:24:46,853
Sorry.
462
00:27:00,978 --> 00:27:03,186
Roy!
463
00:27:10,687 --> 00:27:11,812
I like it here.
464
00:27:32,645 --> 00:27:34,061
I like it, too.
465
00:28:59,311 --> 00:29:00,812
When you think about your lives,
466
00:29:00,895 --> 00:29:02,770
who's the conductor? Anyone?
467
00:29:03,144 --> 00:29:05,061
Okay, what if we move class to a bar?
468
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,061
- Yes.
- Oh.
469
00:29:07,812 --> 00:29:09,144
So what do you think?
470
00:29:09,353 --> 00:29:11,103
Brendan seems to be finding his footing.
471
00:29:12,478 --> 00:29:13,687
So, you wanna hang out?
472
00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:14,978
You trying to run game on me
473
00:29:15,061 --> 00:29:16,687
while I'm giving you a comfort hug?
474
00:29:17,269 --> 00:29:18,520
Do you like this class?
475
00:29:18,978 --> 00:29:20,311
Yeah, do you?
476
00:29:20,603 --> 00:29:22,687
Sometimes, I'm like, what am I doing here?
477
00:29:22,895 --> 00:29:25,019
- But...
- What are you doing here?
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