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[cheering]
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[theme music]
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[maniacal laughter]
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[sniffing]
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[shudders]
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[squeals]
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[screams]
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That new kid's a freak.
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I think his name
is zip or something.
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He's been here long enough to
at least make some loser friends,
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like that creepy kid, Dim...
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Or those rejects in the corner.
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But look at him, all by himself,
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I mean, what kind of kid
doesn't have any friends?
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It's so inhuman.
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["Inhuman" echoing]
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Congratulations on discovering
the grotesque space monster!
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Tell us, how did you
know he was an alien?
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Well, we noticed
he had no friends.
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["Friends" echoing]
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[gasps]
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I'm looking for a
friend. Would you be--
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I was born with
webbed fish toes...
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Like some kind
of horrible fishboy.
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Want to see?
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Would you--
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[screaming]
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Squealy fools!
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These human filthies
should be honored
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to even be considered
as possible friends of Zim!
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Who among you feels they are
worthy enough to be my best friend?
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Good. I have devised
some simple tests
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to determine who
is the worthiest.
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We begin by testing
your absorbency.
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Ooh! Hey! Ooh!
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Next, I test your
electrical conductivity.
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[screaming]
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And now, the final test...
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[screaming]
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We have a winner. What
is your name, friend?
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My name's Keef.
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Wow! I've never
won anything before.
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I promise I'll be the best,
most loyal friend ever!
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I'm so happy.
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Don't touch me.
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I'd like you all to meet Keef.
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He's my best friend.
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Not yours... mine!
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Get lost, you losers.
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Very well, I am
going to get lost.
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But notice I am getting
lost with my best friend!
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[crash]
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And then tomorrow,
there's the circus.
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We can go to the
circus! I love the circus!
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You want to go
to the circus, Zim?
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I want to congratulate you,
Keef, on a job well done.
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You have been a
most convincing friend.
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But now that the
world seems satisfied
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with my knack for companionship,
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I don't think I will be requiring
your services any longer.
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Our mission together is done.
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Good job, soldier.
Be gone with you.
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Hey, you got any video games?
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Yes.
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[heavy sigh]
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A job well done.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello?
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Heya, buddy. How you doing?
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Keef? I told you I
do not require your--
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I understand, Zim. I was
thinking maybe you'd want to--
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[beep]
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Hold on, I've got another call.
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Hello?
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Heya, buddy! You're
gonna love the circus!
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GIR!
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Yes, my master!
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GIR, I'm going down to the lab.
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Do not let anyone in the house.
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Yes, sir!
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[doorbell rings]
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Leprechauns!
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[squeaking]
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[blissful sigh]
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Hey, Zim! You showed up
just in time for the waffles!
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Get out of my house!
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I told you, you're fired!
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You don't like waffles?
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Out! Out! Out! Out!
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Oh! We can walk
to school together.
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I'm sick. I'm not
going to school today.
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Poor sick Zim.
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No wonder he's so sad.
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I have a great idea, GIR.
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I think we should throw
our Zim a surprise party.
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It'll cheer him up.
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[happy squeal]
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I'll get a bunch of kids
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and bring them
over after school.
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Now, this is supposed
to be a surprise.
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Do you understand, GIR?
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A surprise. Zim can't find out.
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Meow.
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[door opens]
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What are you doing, GIR?
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Nothing.
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Nothing? Or something?
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Oooh! I can't take it!
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You're too smart for me!
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Keef is planning a surprise
party for you after school!
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He's gonna bring all the
kids because he loves you!
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That boy loves you so much!
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I'm makin' the cake!
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He's bringing all the
children to our secret lair?
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Do you realize what this means?
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Yes.
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Wait a minute... no.
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It means our
mission is in jeopardy!
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Aw, man.
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[hums a ditty]
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Something must be
done about this... Keef.
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If he succeeds, the
whole population of Earth
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will show up on our doorstep.
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[school bell rings]
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Party after school
at Zim's house.
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Everybody's invited!
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Who's Zim?
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He's the green
kid. You know him.
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Oh, you mean the
freak with that one friend
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that makes him even freakier?
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Ha ha. I don't think so.
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These humans and
their filthy "friendship."
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It brings nothing but trouble.
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I can see them now.
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[cow moos]
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[shudders]
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[school bell rings]
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Parteeeee!
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[gasps]
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[slow motion] Parteeee!
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[grunting]
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[low, very slow motion sounds]
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[sighs]
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[laughing]
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OK, now you guys wait
here while I get him.
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Then jump out
and yell "surprise!"
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He'll be so happy.
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I've never been
to a party before.
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Do they hurt?
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Hey, Zim! I'm home!
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For me?!
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Oh, you are my bestest friend.
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Thank you, Zim.
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[screaming]
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Keef...
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Yes...?
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Who's your best friend?
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That would be Zim.
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Today, he got me--
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Silence! When I snap my fingers,
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the next living thing you see you
will believe to be your best friend.
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I like Zim.
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I know you do.
But pay attention!
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[snap]
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What happened?
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Zim! How'd you get out there?
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Hey, wait up! I have
a surprise for you!
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Ha ha ha! Humans
and their "friendship."
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Invaders need no one. No one!
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[crash]
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Hey, guys! This is Zim!
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It's Zim!
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Forget this weirdo.
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Hey, you guys want to
see something really neat?
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[screaming]
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Hey, I'm hungry. Can
I get some of that?
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No.
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[screaming]
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You don't like waffles?
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[humming]
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