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How much?
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4:32. Unbelievable!
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Another record on your last day!
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It's a souvenir...
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You can frame that watch
now, you won't need it anymore...
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A speech! A speech!
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Where is my little Daniel?
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Like you all know
Daniel resigned last night.
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He quits the 2 wheelers
for the 4 wheelers
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He's the opposite of human
evolution that starts on all fours...
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...and nobly finishes
on two wheels!
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I want him to know that
he was the best of us all...
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...and most of all, most
of all, a very good friend.
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We are all gonna
miss you, you know!
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Err... sorry Lily, was that a
kiss? Or did your lips just slip?
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It's not that it bothered me
but I don't know what to think...
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Is it clearer now?
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Yep! Yep!
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Because if they slipped
again, your aim really sucks!
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And now to celebrate
Daniel's departure...
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...I announce the big parade!
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Open your eyes wide, Lily,
because you won't see this often.
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How many are they?
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Oh, a lot!
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They're the best!
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Go for it!
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Holy shit!
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You rule!
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So we're having a little party?
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Are they from the pizzeria too?
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Not exactly, no.
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Looks like you'll have
to show us your papers.
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Sorry we left them inside but if
you want we can go get them now.
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Ok, but make it fast.
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No problem, thanks.
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It must have been at
least 5 minutes now.
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Watch it, there
could be some oil.
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Oil?
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Yeah, it's my flat but it's
also kind of my garage...
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It's... it's not much...
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Humm, it's... special.
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Daniel?
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Yes?
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We've known each
other for 2 years now.
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Why did you wait
for your last day?
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I'm a bit slow. I take
forever to decide.
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And what made you decide?
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Your cleavage.
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It's nice, hey?
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The dress is brand new.
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Ok then... we'll try
not to damage it.
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You're sure it's a good
idea after years of friendship?
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We prepared the terrain
well, now it's time to build on it.
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Maybe we should
wait a little more?
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No, if I wait any longer...
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...I'm worried that you would take it
badly and I don't want to be impolite.
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Oh, no!
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What?
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It's 6 o'clock.
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Who cares, it's Saturday!
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Yes, but I have to go
to a meeting for my job.
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What?
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You just quit, did you already
find a new job during the night?
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Of course not, it's a
meeting for my future job...
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...a meeting I had to
arrange months in advance.
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But you've been waiting
for our meeting for months...
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Yes, months plus one hour.
And that's one hour maximum!
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Hey you, just take
a number over there.
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And don't forget your
pictures next time. 77!
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247. Wonder if she'll
even get there today...
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How long have you been a driver?
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25 years yesterday.
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I retired this morning.
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It's the first morning in 25
years that I can read the news.
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Ah I see...
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Wake up there, number 247!
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He's right here!
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Your ticket, 2 pictures...
sign here... and here.
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So, that's your professional
licence, driving certificate,...
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...new car permit, notepad,
license plate and the sign.
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That's it?
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Why, yes.
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After 6 years?
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You want the national anthem?
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00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:10,038
Well a little smile
would have been nice.
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248!
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Lily!
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I went to buy some
croissants myself...
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...and out of despair,
I married the baker.
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Farewell... and see you later.
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Well congratulations,
Mr. Daniel!
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Bah, you're welcome.
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Oh but please, I insist!
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Well, ok then...
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Hi, Daniel!
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Hey, Paulo!
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You're doing in tourism now?
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Yeah...
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The party and the parade were
great, we smoked pot like hell!
100
00:09:37,318 --> 00:09:39,518
Yep, it was great. But
listen Paulo, I'm worried...
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Why, what's wrong?
102
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Your bike makes a weird
noise. Is it working, at least?
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You kidding me?
I fill it with vitriol!
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I had two cops on my ass earlier, you
should've seen how they bit the dust!
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Watch this: 2 cops at the
red light up the avenue.
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Lights change and I'm away and
gone before they even shifted gear!
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They were so absolutely pissed!
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00:10:02,438 --> 00:10:08,318
I slammed the hammer down in the tunnel,
and those cops were crying for their mummy!
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00:10:08,438 --> 00:10:11,358
I'm telling you, they won't
forget Paulo anytime soon!
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Paulo... I can roger that,
Paulo. They did NOT forget you.
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Hey girlies! Still
wearing that moustache?
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Go, Paulo!
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Hey girls! Going to the
beach? I drive for free today!
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It would be my
pleasure! Come on!
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Hey, hey, are you a
"Tijuana taxi" or a nice taxi?
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I'm the super-nice kind!
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I open the door to ladies, don't make
you car sick, shut up unless asked...
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...and I even carry
bags if you ask nicely.
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Thank you, that's
perfect, perfect!
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00:11:04,317 --> 00:11:05,717
So where are we going, miss?
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00:11:06,318 --> 00:11:10,518
You see the pink house
over there, with that big door?
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Well yeah, I see it.
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Ok, this is where we are going.
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I bet you have a favorite
route to get there?
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00:11:23,438 --> 00:11:26,117
Just put all that stuff in the
kitchen, I'll store it away later.
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00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:28,517
Now there's enough
food for the whole week!
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00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:31,397
You're wrong, my
son is coming for lunch.
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00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:32,957
What, he eats all
that in one meal?
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00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:35,077
Of course not.
Sunday I'm preparing...
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...all his meals for the week...
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00:11:36,757 --> 00:11:39,437
...his flat is so small,
there's not even a kitchen.
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00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:42,437
Besides, the poor kid
can't even cook an egg.
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Look. That's him on
the picture, there...
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He's a real computer
geek. He works for IBM.
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00:11:50,998 --> 00:11:52,518
To each his own...
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00:11:52,598 --> 00:11:54,518
Right... what's your thing?
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Driving, but I doubt
you had time to see that.
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Funny, my son is having his
driving exam today for the 8th time!
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00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:06,517
8 times...! Well, 8 is my lucky
number. I'm sure it'll help him.
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00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:12,117
At the end of the street, we
are going to take the first to the...
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00:12:12,477 --> 00:12:13,717
...to the...to the...the?
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00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:17,117
...to the left, Mr. Carbedec.
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00:12:18,717 --> 00:12:20,517
Turn left, Mr. Carbedec. LEFT!
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00:12:20,757 --> 00:12:24,917
Turn left, we're gonna crash!
Are you retarded or what? LEFT!!
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00:12:26,518 --> 00:12:31,318
Holy shit! I don't believe this! I've
never seen such an idiot in 10 years!
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00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,477
Can't you tell your
right from your left?
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00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:36,517
Well you should
have told me earlier!
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00:12:36,597 --> 00:12:38,477
You need to get
a fax to turn left?
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00:12:38,597 --> 00:12:42,717
Left is just left! Shit, just turn
the wheel and step on the pedal!
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00:12:43,517 --> 00:12:44,597
Well to each his job.
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00:12:44,637 --> 00:12:45,717
Oh yeah? What's yours?
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00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,477
I wonder where they
would hire an ape like that?
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00:12:48,597 --> 00:12:50,717
Where do you work? In a
circus, a zoo, the CIA or what?
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A mix of all 3...
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00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:57,517
You should have
told me earlier, sir...
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I should have sent you a fax?
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Excuse me.
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00:13:01,557 --> 00:13:03,517
Can I offer you
something Mr. Inspector?
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00:13:05,398 --> 00:13:06,357
Oh thank you, it looks great!
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00:13:06,517 --> 00:13:10,917
No, I thank you! You were so
nice. I'll keep your card preciously!
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00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:15,517
Would you mind if I eat it in my car?
Because I think I should go back to work...
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00:13:15,637 --> 00:13:18,317
Of course not! Go
on, back to work!
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00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:26,717
Can you save my life?
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00:13:26,797 --> 00:13:28,717
Well basically... no.
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00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:33,317
Well... it depends, what
are your symptoms?
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I have to catch a flight in 25
minutes. If I miss it, I'm a dead man.
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00:13:36,637 --> 00:13:38,717
But if I make it,
you're a rich man!
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00:13:41,396 --> 00:13:42,396
Humm... Mister is lucky.
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00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:44,396
I'm no physician...
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...but I like emergencies!
Can you buckle up, please?
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Maybe we should get going now!
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00:14:28,717 --> 00:14:30,117
And here we go!
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White taxi at incredible speed!
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00:15:04,516 --> 00:15:06,756
- He knocked my radar over!
- What's his number?
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00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:08,397
I didn't get it,
it was too fast!
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00:15:08,437 --> 00:15:11,397
Hey man, open your
eyes! That's your job!
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Do you think we'll make it?
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00:15:20,917 --> 00:15:24,316
Because if not maybe we
should just take our time...
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00:15:24,676 --> 00:15:28,916
We'll be fine. Going slow now, but
we'll gain some speed on the highway.
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Don't take all those
risks just for me, sir..
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I don't want you
to lose your licence!
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00:15:54,797 --> 00:15:57,117
Don't worry, I ain't
got one anyway.
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Ah... that's... great.
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14 minutes and 30 seconds!
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00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:21,556
Enough time to read the paper
and get a coffee. Have a safe trip, sir!
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00:16:22,756 --> 00:16:23,556
Thank you...
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00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:40,556
I don't get it.
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On a computer I'm invincible!
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Best in the championship, lap
record in Monaco, 8 pole positions.
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00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:51,716
But as soon as I'm
on the streets, I crash.
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00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,716
So? We're gonna
drink it now, eh?
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00:16:55,756 --> 00:16:56,316
No, not that soon.
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00:16:56,796 --> 00:17:02,756
Oh c'mon Emilien, that can't be! I know
they say champagne gets better with time...
194
00:17:02,836 --> 00:17:06,595
...but by now it's gotta be almost
vinegar! What happened this time?
195
00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:09,316
Hit a butcher's... a change
from newspaper stands!
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00:17:09,516 --> 00:17:10,116
You know what?
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00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:14,516
You should put a computer
mouse instead of a wheel in your car.
198
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:18,636
Seriously, I swear some
disabled guys do that! What...?
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00:17:18,716 --> 00:17:19,516
Oh come on...
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00:17:19,716 --> 00:17:24,916
Don't throw me that look
there, oh la la... What'd I say?
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00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,756
Emilien, we just
got a new record.
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00:17:29,796 --> 00:17:32,036
A taxi, near the
harbour. Guess how fast?
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140 km/h?
204
00:17:33,156 --> 00:17:34,236
In first gear, yes...
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00:17:34,316 --> 00:17:37,116
Then he switched to
second gear: 217 km/h!
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00:17:37,236 --> 00:17:38,516
Did you get it?
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00:17:38,556 --> 00:17:40,115
Of course, they called
in for air support...
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00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:41,115
Imagine, at that speed!
209
00:17:41,835 --> 00:17:44,795
Hey, did you hear that new
joke? Listen, it's really funny.
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00:17:44,876 --> 00:17:47,796
What is the difference
between a comb and an egg?
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00:17:51,836 --> 00:17:55,476
Err, I see... I'll just
come back later, ok?
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00:17:55,516 --> 00:17:56,116
Yeah that's right!
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00:17:56,196 --> 00:17:59,316
Much MUCH later, for
example after nightfall!
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00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:02,116
AND NEXT TIME, KNOCK
BEFORE YOU ENTER!
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00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:06,636
Petra...
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00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:10,836
I didn't say that for you...
you are always welcome!
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00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:14,835
Thanks, my little Emilien. Heard
there was a problem with your license?
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00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:16,835
The news get around fast....
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00:18:17,715 --> 00:18:22,515
Talking about news, I got some! Everybody's
at the Chief's meeting, except... you!
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00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,115
Ah no... we weren't advised!
221
00:18:24,195 --> 00:18:26,595
You know, you just
have to push that button...
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00:18:26,716 --> 00:18:29,316
...see there, it
says "power"...!
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...YOU GET THAT? I SAID
IMMEDIATELY, ARE YOU DEAF EMILIEN?
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00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:34,316
Not anymore, chief!
225
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:38,596
So guys, after hitting banks in
the Netherlands, Italy and Belgium...
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...the "Mercedes Gang"
just arrived in France.
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00:18:40,716 --> 00:18:44,916
I will NOT allow the Tutons
to conquer our territory again!
228
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,835
My grandpa died at their hands,
so this is a personnal matter.
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00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:52,875
So the Paris-Bonn link and
German-French friendship... Kiss my ass!
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00:18:52,955 --> 00:18:55,875
Got that? Now I don't
mean that against you, Petra.
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00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:58,315
You're German... right, but
you're also a cop so that's ok.
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00:18:58,915 --> 00:19:01,875
And they even got the chutzpah to
inform the cities they'll hit in advance!
233
00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:02,875
That's outrageous!
234
00:19:02,955 --> 00:19:05,875
It will be a bank in
Marseille within 3 days!
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00:19:05,956 --> 00:19:08,916
RED ALEEERT! 24 hours a day!
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00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,516
SWATs are supporting us,
we get one driver per team.
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00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:17,636
As soon as the Tutons leave the
bank, our teams will follow them...
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00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:21,116
...they'll stick to their
tail, acting like a venom...
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00:19:21,916 --> 00:19:23,875
That's why this
operation will be called...
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00:19:25,315 --> 00:19:25,955
...Cobra!
241
00:19:27,915 --> 00:19:29,675
Petra, can you please
assemble the teams?
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3 per car. One SWAT driver,
one coordinator and a sniper.
243
00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:38,675
Each team takes a codename and a
position as shown on the map behind you.
244
00:19:38,755 --> 00:19:40,915
Team members are
listed next to the map.
245
00:19:40,995 --> 00:19:43,515
You have 50 minutes
to get in position.
246
00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:47,315
Petra? Sorry, it's
about that dinner...
247
00:19:47,956 --> 00:19:49,916
...this week would
be nice, because...
248
00:19:50,036 --> 00:19:53,716
...see, the software
that I developed...
249
00:19:54,716 --> 00:19:57,915
...we shouldn't wait too long,
somebody could steal the idea, you see?
250
00:19:58,035 --> 00:20:01,315
No. What can't wait,
you or the software?
251
00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:01,915
Well it's me...
252
00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,915
I mean, it... the software...
the computer...ahhh!
253
00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:08,915
You see, it's complicated!
That's why I thought that...
254
00:20:09,955 --> 00:20:10,955
...a dinner...
255
00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:16,955
As soon as we got the Germans,
I'm going to take care of you...
256
00:20:17,035 --> 00:20:18,315
...I mean, of the software!
257
00:20:18,355 --> 00:20:19,955
Oh, ok, that's great!
258
00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,915
By the way, what's your team?
259
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:22,955
I'm with the Cobra, but...
260
00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:25,715
...you're lucky, I put
you in the best team.
261
00:20:54,995 --> 00:20:57,715
Looks like we're
out of coffee...
262
00:21:02,035 --> 00:21:04,715
See that steering wheel?
Great, huh? It's my own...
263
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,915
...got it from Alain
Prost in person.
264
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:10,435
...has a new grip,
special "Indy 500".
265
00:21:10,515 --> 00:21:13,715
Even with a ton of
sand, you're driving fine.
266
00:21:13,915 --> 00:21:16,715
Oh yeah? Too bad we're
not at the beach then.
267
00:21:17,315 --> 00:21:19,515
Hey, no smoking,
it irritates my eyes.
268
00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:21,315
No coffee, no smoking...
269
00:21:21,355 --> 00:21:22,515
And no chicks, either!
270
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,715
Boa calls Grass Snake. I
repeat: Boa calls Grass Snake.
271
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,515
Grass Snake here, what's up?
272
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,795
Hey, it's Alain. Everything ok?
273
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:34,915
Just great. We're already
swapping addresses.
274
00:21:34,995 --> 00:21:35,515
And you?
275
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,915
We're about to get pissed
at, but else we're just fine...
276
00:21:39,074 --> 00:21:43,034
Hey Rachid, see the black
car behind us? Let's take it!
277
00:21:43,114 --> 00:21:46,314
Fuck, Marco, you nuts? Wanna
steal a car in broad daylight?
278
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:49,315
Why not? Watch this...
279
00:21:49,715 --> 00:21:51,795
Fuck, Marco, stop it! It's
full of cops around here!
280
00:21:51,915 --> 00:21:54,915
That's not our neighborhood,
let's stick to what we know!
281
00:21:55,075 --> 00:21:59,035
Cool down, man, no problem!
All the cops are at the airport!
282
00:21:59,155 --> 00:22:02,515
There isn't a cop for miles
around! Now watch this...
283
00:22:03,075 --> 00:22:04,035
What, you're really gonna do it?
284
00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:06,315
Relax! I told you, all the
cops are at the airport!
285
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:10,715
I've seen it on TV, there's Clinton and
his chick meeting the Russians! Watch me!
286
00:22:11,075 --> 00:22:15,114
Hey there, cops! Marco's here! Now watch
him screw you, fuck you, smoke you...!
287
00:22:15,154 --> 00:22:16,434
Let's grab him now!
288
00:22:16,514 --> 00:22:18,514
No, no, let him
take that trash car...
289
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:20,074
We need all the
space we can get.
290
00:22:22,114 --> 00:22:23,834
Listen, I gotta go take a piss.
291
00:22:23,954 --> 00:22:25,914
Nobody gets out of the
car. That's the orders.
292
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,715
See? I told you,
they're all at the airport!
293
00:22:34,115 --> 00:22:36,915
Smile guys, you're
on candid camera...!
294
00:22:37,635 --> 00:22:39,875
Listen, if that Mercedes doesn't
get here within one minute...
295
00:22:39,915 --> 00:22:42,715
...I'm getting a coffee,
smoke, and WC! Got that?
296
00:22:42,915 --> 00:22:44,715
We'll do all that later, pal.
297
00:22:50,914 --> 00:22:53,914
To all snakes: no venom until
the mouse gets out of the hole.
298
00:22:54,114 --> 00:22:56,714
I repeat, no venom
before the exit.
299
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:57,314
Inspector?
300
00:22:57,394 --> 00:22:59,874
Oh no Petra, I was
just getting into it!
301
00:22:59,954 --> 00:23:01,514
I know but... it's the minister.
302
00:23:03,154 --> 00:23:05,514
My respects, sir.
Aren't you at the airport?
303
00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:07,395
We just finished.
Tell me, Gilbert...
304
00:23:07,515 --> 00:23:09,515
...so what about
that Mercedes gang?
305
00:23:09,595 --> 00:23:14,115
Well, we localised them and
we're just about to take action.
306
00:23:14,235 --> 00:23:14,915
Good, good, but...
307
00:23:14,995 --> 00:23:17,115
...I just talked with my
German colleague...
308
00:23:17,195 --> 00:23:18,515
Hold it right there, sir.
309
00:23:18,595 --> 00:23:21,115
Those nazis won't have
time to visit Marseille.
310
00:23:21,235 --> 00:23:23,514
By tomorrow I'm sending
them back to their country...
311
00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:24,474
...as special cargo...
312
00:23:24,514 --> 00:23:28,634
Listen. I don't want this to end
as a German-French shootdown.
313
00:23:28,714 --> 00:23:30,114
The war is over my dear Gilbert!
314
00:23:30,194 --> 00:23:31,714
Ah but absolutely sir...
315
00:23:31,754 --> 00:23:34,174
...I understand
perfectly, they are just
316
00:23:34,186 --> 00:23:36,914
common criminals and
will be treated as such.
317
00:23:36,994 --> 00:23:39,914
Well then stop calling
them nazis, for example...
318
00:23:40,194 --> 00:23:41,314
What, I called them nazis?
319
00:23:41,394 --> 00:23:42,114
Well yes.
320
00:23:43,194 --> 00:23:44,114
I called them nazis?
321
00:23:44,155 --> 00:23:44,515
Yes...
322
00:23:45,515 --> 00:23:47,315
My tongue must've
slipped because...
323
00:23:47,435 --> 00:23:48,595
So I can count on you then?
324
00:23:48,675 --> 00:23:50,915
Of course you can,
remember the gooks...
325
00:23:51,315 --> 00:23:55,714
...err I mean the Asians.
Everything went smoothly.
326
00:23:55,794 --> 00:23:59,114
Almost no casualties...
...at least, not on our side...
327
00:24:01,194 --> 00:24:05,634
Hello? Hello? He just hung up!
328
00:24:19,034 --> 00:24:20,034
You see, it's easy!
329
00:24:24,995 --> 00:24:26,515
Where are those cables...
330
00:24:26,555 --> 00:24:27,635
Shit, Marco! Hurry!
331
00:24:27,715 --> 00:24:30,114
You're gonna move that car,
asshole or do you need the keys?
332
00:24:34,914 --> 00:24:38,914
We are the "Grass Snakes",
meaning that we're small and COOL.
333
00:24:39,114 --> 00:24:42,314
So we're gonna take this rather
"COOL" than venimous, ok?
334
00:24:47,714 --> 00:24:50,994
To all the snakes, don't miss
the worms, we want them alive...
335
00:24:51,074 --> 00:24:52,034
...at least for one hour...
336
00:24:58,114 --> 00:25:00,714
I'd better let you guys
handle that alone then, ok?
337
00:25:02,714 --> 00:25:05,113
Plus...I really
gotta take a leak, now!
338
00:25:12,714 --> 00:25:13,914
GO!
339
00:25:17,314 --> 00:25:18,714
What is going on?
340
00:25:18,794 --> 00:25:20,234
Something smells fishy, sir!
341
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:24,234
Don't move, sir!
342
00:25:33,314 --> 00:25:34,074
Holy shit!
343
00:25:35,314 --> 00:25:38,313
We've been ambushed,
send us backup!
344
00:25:41,313 --> 00:25:43,113
I identified the car...
345
00:25:45,514 --> 00:25:48,914
Please take note, I
identified the second car!
346
00:25:49,194 --> 00:25:50,634
There are 4 well
trained men aboard.
347
00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:52,314
Backup is on the way, sir!
348
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,274
Oh shit, oh shit!
349
00:26:30,394 --> 00:26:32,514
Sir... I think we are
shooting at cops, sir!
350
00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:36,434
Looks like they're yielding, no?
351
00:26:38,474 --> 00:26:45,154
Hello...? Grass Snake here... We
had a small problem with the door...
352
00:26:46,394 --> 00:26:48,513
Hello sir. Don't worry,
you'll be out of here in 5 min.
353
00:26:50,393 --> 00:26:51,713
Err... no problem,
no problem...!
354
00:26:51,793 --> 00:26:52,353
Thank you sir.
355
00:26:55,233 --> 00:26:56,193
That's it, they
are yielding now!
356
00:26:59,393 --> 00:27:02,393
Hey that's funny... he
looks just a bit like...
357
00:27:02,473 --> 00:27:08,113
...like the minister...
huh? Huh?
358
00:27:09,434 --> 00:27:11,234
Oh sweetie, you
didn't eat anything!
359
00:27:11,274 --> 00:27:13,354
I'm not really hungry today.
360
00:27:13,714 --> 00:27:15,314
Mom, stop it!
361
00:27:15,394 --> 00:27:17,714
Stop worrying
about your licence.
362
00:27:18,434 --> 00:27:21,313
Remember your
father, he never got it.
363
00:27:21,353 --> 00:27:22,353
What do you mean?
364
00:27:22,513 --> 00:27:24,513
I remember him driving
when I was young!
365
00:27:24,553 --> 00:27:25,793
That's true.
366
00:27:25,873 --> 00:27:29,313
He tried the test 20 times, at
the end they simply gave it to him!
367
00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:31,313
Aaah... thanks for
making me feel better...!
368
00:27:31,393 --> 00:27:32,393
You're welcome.
369
00:27:32,513 --> 00:27:36,313
Here, little David asked
me if you could fix that.
370
00:27:36,433 --> 00:27:38,153
Yeah, well, I'm not Super Mario!
371
00:27:38,273 --> 00:27:41,712
I know, you're Super
Cop, you enforce the law...
372
00:27:41,713 --> 00:27:44,433
...and defend
citizens against evil.
373
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:50,114
Oh sweetie, you have a
nice job. I'm proud of you!
374
00:27:50,474 --> 00:27:53,434
Really! Then why are you
telling everybody I work for IBM?
375
00:27:53,514 --> 00:27:56,993
You want me to bring you all
the tickets from the neighborhood?
376
00:27:57,473 --> 00:27:57,833
No.
377
00:27:57,913 --> 00:28:01,393
Well then, you work for
IBM and they leave us alone.
378
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,433
But I get to fix all the toys
from the neighborhood!
379
00:28:04,553 --> 00:28:05,793
You're miserable.
380
00:28:05,913 --> 00:28:07,433
Just kidding, mom!
381
00:28:08,473 --> 00:28:10,193
Can you call me a
taxi? I'm running late.
382
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:12,193
I just found a perfect one!
383
00:28:12,313 --> 00:28:16,313
Friendly, pleasant, the cream
of the crop. You'll love him!
384
00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:19,193
Hello?
385
00:28:19,473 --> 00:28:20,993
Am I on the wrong floor?
386
00:28:21,113 --> 00:28:22,473
It depends, who
are you looking for?
387
00:28:22,553 --> 00:28:23,233
Camille.
388
00:28:23,313 --> 00:28:25,193
That's me, I mean, my mom.
389
00:28:25,314 --> 00:28:27,274
Oh you're the son... the
one working for Apple?
390
00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:29,513
No, IBM. IBM! Mom!
391
00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:33,313
Well I don't know anything about those
things. I saw your picture the other day!
392
00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,993
Ah Daniel, that's
my son Emilien.
393
00:28:37,113 --> 00:28:40,433
I've put labels on them...
Veal on Monday, on Tuesday...
394
00:28:40,513 --> 00:28:42,433
I'll be ok mom, I promise!
395
00:28:42,593 --> 00:28:45,473
We should get going, I
left the car alone... Bye!
396
00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:46,913
Kiss!
397
00:28:46,953 --> 00:28:47,313
Kiss, mummy!
398
00:28:49,513 --> 00:28:50,233
Where are we going?
399
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:51,313
Boulevard Voltaire.
400
00:28:51,513 --> 00:28:54,313
Hmmm... I remember the
police station but not IBM...
401
00:28:54,393 --> 00:28:55,473
Well that's where we're going.
402
00:28:56,513 --> 00:28:58,513
I'm installing computers there.
403
00:28:58,593 --> 00:29:02,913
You don't mind if I drop you off early?
I don't like hanging around them pigs.
404
00:29:09,553 --> 00:29:11,713
Tell me, that's a
nice sound for a taxi!
405
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:12,513
Oh, an expert!
406
00:29:13,393 --> 00:29:14,353
An amateur.
407
00:29:15,553 --> 00:29:20,313
It's a V6, a little bit modified. You
know, to make it sing a bit louder!
408
00:29:20,553 --> 00:29:24,113
Hey don't sing too loud,
the speed limit is 50!
409
00:29:24,193 --> 00:29:26,033
Ah, you're talking about
the signs written "50"?
410
00:29:26,113 --> 00:29:26,913
Yep.
411
00:29:27,513 --> 00:29:29,393
I thought those
applied to skateboards!
412
00:29:29,553 --> 00:29:31,513
Err... no, no, I think it's
for anything on wheels.
413
00:29:31,633 --> 00:29:34,513
Yeah but there is wheels and
wheels! You see I'm at 100...
414
00:29:34,633 --> 00:29:37,313
...a good car with a good
driver, there's no risk!
415
00:29:37,552 --> 00:29:40,312
I'm less dangerous at 100 then
that piece of shit at 20 km/h...
416
00:29:40,392 --> 00:29:41,352
Watch this...
417
00:29:45,393 --> 00:29:46,393
Did you see that?
418
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:48,353
You bet I've seen it!
419
00:29:49,593 --> 00:29:50,713
You're not afraid
of radar traps?
420
00:29:50,793 --> 00:29:52,113
See, I know where they are.
421
00:29:52,593 --> 00:29:55,913
Pigs don't like changes, they're
always feeding at the same place.
422
00:29:56,113 --> 00:29:57,713
You'll see, there is
one just a bit ahead.
423
00:29:57,913 --> 00:30:01,113
Watch this, they
are just too stupid!
424
00:30:01,513 --> 00:30:04,313
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
425
00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:08,313
You know it's not their
fault, they just follow orders.
426
00:30:08,513 --> 00:30:10,553
But nobody forced
them to sign up!
427
00:30:10,673 --> 00:30:12,552
Well sometimes I wonder
if they were forced...
428
00:30:12,672 --> 00:30:14,992
'cause you really gotta
be stupid to join the cops!
429
00:30:15,112 --> 00:30:15,552
Look,...
430
00:30:15,672 --> 00:30:17,592
...I work with them often...
...because of the computers...
431
00:30:17,672 --> 00:30:20,352
You know, the idea I had
about them was wrong.
432
00:30:20,432 --> 00:30:22,392
Yeah? So I guess
they're even worse then?
433
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:28,192
Err... no, they're better... Not all
the cops are assholes, you know...
434
00:30:28,313 --> 00:30:32,313
Oh I'm sure, there are also
alcoholics, crooks, idiots...
435
00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:34,593
Honestly, just between us...
436
00:30:34,673 --> 00:30:39,313
...do you know just ONE normal person
who would dream about joining the Pigs?
437
00:30:40,313 --> 00:30:41,313
And taxi drivers?
438
00:30:41,393 --> 00:30:42,113
What about them?
439
00:30:42,313 --> 00:30:44,593
Do you know anybody that
would want to become a taxi driver?
440
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:46,912
Those bastards, who only pick
you up when they feel like it?
441
00:30:46,992 --> 00:30:50,512
Who scream at you when you're
out of change and can't leave a tip?
442
00:30:50,712 --> 00:30:54,912
Spend all day boozing in the bars,
bitching and moaning about everything...
443
00:30:54,992 --> 00:30:59,592
...they're in bed with the
cops to screw other people...
444
00:30:59,712 --> 00:31:03,512
...and when they're married to a landlord,
there's a disaster just waiting to happen!
445
00:31:03,673 --> 00:31:05,113
You're not married
to a landlord?
446
00:31:05,513 --> 00:31:07,473
- No...
- Well that's reassuring!
447
00:31:09,673 --> 00:31:13,113
Ok so maybe there are a few
drivers that are rude to customers.
448
00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:14,593
But they're not all like that!
449
00:31:14,713 --> 00:31:17,313
See? With the police
it's the same thing.
450
00:31:17,393 --> 00:31:20,632
They're not all drunk at 6AM, eager
to beat up an innocent black guy...
451
00:31:20,752 --> 00:31:24,712
Some of them do their jobs,
sir. Just like you... and like me.
452
00:31:24,912 --> 00:31:26,632
Maybe... Yeah, maybe.
453
00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:29,152
But the problem is that
I'm not a real taxi driver.
454
00:31:29,232 --> 00:31:33,312
So you're driving a cab just for
fun? What's your real job, then?
455
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:34,112
Well, let me show you...
456
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:05,312
Do you have a bag...
I'm gonna throw up!
457
00:32:05,712 --> 00:32:07,672
Don't worry, as long as we're
moving, nothing will come out.
458
00:32:18,712 --> 00:32:19,712
Oh shit!
459
00:32:21,712 --> 00:32:24,312
I'm sorry sir, that's the
first time this happens!
460
00:32:24,433 --> 00:32:28,912
Usually the client gets out,
walks a bit... and only then...
461
00:32:30,752 --> 00:32:32,112
I'm really sorry, sir!
462
00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:33,712
I have to tell you a secret.
463
00:32:35,712 --> 00:32:36,912
Me too, it's not my real job...
464
00:32:38,312 --> 00:32:39,512
Oh...?
465
00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:41,912
Oh, no...!
466
00:32:41,992 --> 00:32:44,312
Oh, yes...!
467
00:32:47,752 --> 00:32:49,112
Last name and first name?
468
00:32:49,232 --> 00:32:50,312
Morales, Daniel.
469
00:32:50,752 --> 00:32:53,712
Profession... should I write
"crazy taxi driver" or just "roadhog"?
470
00:32:54,752 --> 00:32:55,552
Do whatever you want.
471
00:32:56,112 --> 00:32:56,712
Ok...
472
00:32:57,712 --> 00:32:59,512
How fast were you
going down the avenue?
473
00:32:59,712 --> 00:33:01,512
Oh, about 90...
474
00:33:01,752 --> 00:33:02,711
About 90?
475
00:33:02,911 --> 00:33:05,631
Well it seemed like more
because it's a good car...
476
00:33:05,712 --> 00:33:07,392
...but in fact, we
were barely moving...
477
00:33:10,712 --> 00:33:12,792
- Hey, world champion, how's it going?
- Just great...
478
00:33:12,832 --> 00:33:15,112
Would you please go check
out the toilets to see if I'm there?
479
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,512
Hey, remember the taxi? We
caught it again 5 minutes ago.
480
00:33:18,792 --> 00:33:21,712
Going 190 km/h.
He's slowing down!
481
00:33:23,512 --> 00:33:27,712
You see? It wasn't
90... but 19 0!
482
00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:33,512
Ah... must've been the sun, I
didn't see the "1" on the tacho...
483
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:38,511
That's why I was so relaxed! If I
had known, I would've slowed down!
484
00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:42,791
Well 90 is illegal anyway.
The limit is 50... for everybody!
485
00:33:42,871 --> 00:33:45,791
It applies to cars, skateboards,
taxis... EVERYBODY!
486
00:33:45,872 --> 00:33:49,792
Lil' cop happy now? He got me,
he did his job well, he's happy.
487
00:33:50,832 --> 00:33:55,312
Well my licence is my life. If I lose
my car tonight, I'll be dead tomorrow.
488
00:33:55,832 --> 00:33:59,312
So please, just cut the crap
and finish me off quickly, ok?
489
00:33:59,832 --> 00:34:02,792
Hey hey slow down, I'm
allowed to enjoy this a bit!
490
00:34:02,912 --> 00:34:06,512
Usually I'm the one who gets screamed
at, so now that for once I'm lucky...
491
00:34:06,832 --> 00:34:08,712
I didn't knock
'cause my wrist hurts.
492
00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:09,312
Oh, that doesn't matter...!
493
00:34:09,392 --> 00:34:11,311
That you didn't knock, I mean...
494
00:34:11,391 --> 00:34:11,911
Thanks...
495
00:34:12,031 --> 00:34:14,111
About your dinner, your
software that can't wait...
496
00:34:14,191 --> 00:34:14,511
Yes?
497
00:34:14,591 --> 00:34:16,591
Well it will have to wait
until my scars disappear!
498
00:34:16,671 --> 00:34:18,831
Unless you want to have
dinner with a scarecrow.
499
00:34:18,911 --> 00:34:21,831
But it doesn't bother me... Err...
I mean, you're perfect, Petra!
500
00:34:21,911 --> 00:34:24,831
I mean, it's not
important...err I mean...
501
00:34:24,912 --> 00:34:29,592
Yes it is important. I'm
sorry, I feel bad for you...
502
00:34:29,672 --> 00:34:32,712
...and for me...
But that's ok...
503
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:40,112
Ah you see! It's
like that all day!
504
00:34:40,872 --> 00:34:43,312
If only I could catch
those German bastards...
505
00:34:43,872 --> 00:34:46,111
Are you gonna finish me off?
You'll see, it'll make you feel better.
506
00:34:47,871 --> 00:34:52,311
Well yeah, I will have to...
...unless... you got an idea?
507
00:34:52,871 --> 00:34:54,511
I could promise
not to do it again?
508
00:34:54,591 --> 00:34:56,111
I said an idea, not bullshit!
509
00:34:56,191 --> 00:34:59,511
I'm talking about a real
idea... of public interest!
510
00:34:59,871 --> 00:35:01,911
You want me to
pick up doggy poop?
511
00:35:01,991 --> 00:35:03,111
Duh...!
512
00:35:03,912 --> 00:35:06,872
Something of public
interest...for me. You understand?
513
00:35:07,912 --> 00:35:11,632
Think that I am
representing the public...
514
00:35:11,752 --> 00:35:16,112
...and you do something...
for me! Got it now?
515
00:35:16,512 --> 00:35:17,712
Ah I see, you want money!
516
00:35:17,752 --> 00:35:18,992
Are you stupid or what?!
517
00:35:19,111 --> 00:35:23,111
Well then tell me clearly what you
want instead of babbling for an hour!
518
00:35:23,311 --> 00:35:24,511
What - do - you - want?
519
00:35:24,591 --> 00:35:25,111
Well ok.
520
00:35:25,911 --> 00:35:27,871
The "Mercedes gang"...
does that ring a bell?
521
00:35:27,991 --> 00:35:29,871
The only gangs that I
know ride choppers...
522
00:35:29,991 --> 00:35:32,871
Well that gang is in bankrobbery.
Yesterday was the 7th.
523
00:35:32,991 --> 00:35:34,311
It's driving my boss nuts.
524
00:35:34,391 --> 00:35:34,871
Ah, that sucks...
525
00:35:34,991 --> 00:35:38,711
Yes, mostly for us...
Listen, I'll offer you a deal.
526
00:35:39,431 --> 00:35:41,911
You're a car wizard
and I need a good driver.
527
00:35:41,991 --> 00:35:46,711
So I'm hiring you as a trainee
for 1 month. Then I'll clear your file.
528
00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,632
You want me to
play cop for 1 month?
529
00:35:49,792 --> 00:35:51,512
It's your choice, a
cop or a pedestrian.
530
00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:55,631
I can choose Death or Shame?
531
00:35:55,711 --> 00:35:56,511
Exactly!
532
00:35:57,951 --> 00:36:01,711
Here you have all
7 attacks in order.
533
00:36:02,311 --> 00:36:04,991
You know, I'm no Mercedes
specialist... I'm more into Ferrari...
534
00:36:05,111 --> 00:36:08,711
Well right now the gang is "Mercedes" but
I'll tell you once they switch to Ferrari!
535
00:36:09,951 --> 00:36:11,711
Pfff... a red
Mercedes, how ugly!
536
00:36:11,791 --> 00:36:15,111
I can see that it's red, tell
me something I don't know!
537
00:36:15,311 --> 00:36:17,911
We looked everywhere
but you never know...
538
00:36:18,191 --> 00:36:19,711
...maybe a detail.
539
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,111
Yeah, talk about a detail!
540
00:36:21,191 --> 00:36:21,711
What?
541
00:36:22,111 --> 00:36:25,511
Your gang, they are German?
542
00:36:25,992 --> 00:36:30,911
Ah nice! Mercedes = Germans! Want
a break? You must be exhausted now...!
543
00:36:31,071 --> 00:36:32,951
Their front tires are overinflated
which is typical of Germans.
544
00:36:33,031 --> 00:36:37,711
Their 8" tires were ordered from
Germany 'cause you can't find those here.
545
00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:39,951
They look worn out, so they
will need to change them soon.
546
00:36:40,071 --> 00:36:42,951
On this picture, the muffler is
a little bent but not on this one.
547
00:36:43,071 --> 00:36:46,111
They must have bent it during an
attack and got it repaired after wards.
548
00:36:46,191 --> 00:36:48,511
Krueger is the only guy in
Marseille that can repair those.
549
00:36:48,591 --> 00:36:51,111
And Krueger... is German.
550
00:36:54,911 --> 00:36:57,111
Lucky you are not
a Mercedes expert!
551
00:36:59,111 --> 00:37:00,111
Where are we going?
552
00:37:00,311 --> 00:37:02,910
To check out Krueger, let's
see what he remembers...
553
00:37:07,831 --> 00:37:10,711
Well what are you waiting for?
You want me to sing for you?
554
00:37:15,871 --> 00:37:18,111
If I were you, I'd take the garland
off in a neighborhood like this...
555
00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:20,511
What are we doing now?
556
00:37:20,591 --> 00:37:24,511
We begin the phase that
takes up 90% of a cop's life...
557
00:37:24,711 --> 00:37:26,311
...observation.
558
00:37:27,031 --> 00:37:30,511
We get acquainted with the area,
we survey the entries and exits...
559
00:37:30,591 --> 00:37:32,511
...and analyse the situation.
560
00:37:32,591 --> 00:37:35,511
And at closing time, we'll go
ask Mr. Krueger a few questions.
561
00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:38,910
What time does the
garage close, please?
562
00:37:39,030 --> 00:37:41,310
Who, Krueger? He never
closes, he's an insomniac!
563
00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,990
Aaah... thanks!
564
00:37:45,711 --> 00:37:47,311
They didn't have anything else.
565
00:37:47,871 --> 00:37:50,911
Too bad we didn't stop by at my
mum's she makes terrific sandwiches...
566
00:37:50,991 --> 00:37:55,711
MMMM her ham and cheese melt...
Half Bayonne and half Parisian ham...
567
00:37:56,071 --> 00:37:57,711
...it's simply wonderful.
568
00:37:57,791 --> 00:37:58,911
She made you one?
569
00:37:58,991 --> 00:37:59,711
Yeah...
570
00:38:00,071 --> 00:38:05,111
A small slice of Swiss cheese in
the middle with fresh lettuce leaves...
571
00:38:05,311 --> 00:38:09,511
...and with a few
pickles... Aaah, fantastic!
572
00:38:10,070 --> 00:38:10,910
But that's mine!
573
00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:13,510
Oh, really? Well it's
awesome, congratulations!
574
00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,711
Now what's that guy doing?
575
00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:27,711
They are Koreans.
576
00:38:28,111 --> 00:38:31,711
They're a real pain in the ass for
my job. They work 24 hours a day.
577
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:34,511
Well they gotta sleep at some
point, they're only human...
578
00:38:34,631 --> 00:38:35,911
No, you'll see,
they got the knack.
579
00:38:36,511 --> 00:38:39,911
One taxi, one
license, one permit,...
580
00:38:41,511 --> 00:38:42,711
...but 2 drivers!
581
00:38:43,111 --> 00:38:45,510
I dare you to recognize the
difference between two Koreans!
582
00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:48,110
That's unbelievable!
583
00:38:54,110 --> 00:38:58,510
By the way I know a Korean... He's in
the cooking business. Wanna meet him?
584
00:38:58,590 --> 00:39:00,870
No. First we wait for
that garage to close.
585
00:39:00,950 --> 00:39:03,710
We ain't there yet, the guy's
an insomniac, he never closes...
586
00:39:05,151 --> 00:39:06,711
How do you know that?
587
00:39:07,111 --> 00:39:08,991
I asked the bar owner next door.
588
00:39:09,511 --> 00:39:11,511
Then why didn't
you tell me before?
589
00:39:12,151 --> 00:39:14,511
I'm a newbie, I don't have
those reflexes yet, chief...!
590
00:39:14,591 --> 00:39:17,711
But you don't have to be a cop for
that, it's just common sense, damned!
591
00:39:18,151 --> 00:39:21,110
We are here like 2 idiots waiting
for an insomniac to go to sleep!
592
00:39:21,390 --> 00:39:23,110
Does that sound logical to you?
593
00:39:25,150 --> 00:39:28,110
Now if I were the Mercedes driver
and knew my mechanic is an insomniac...
594
00:39:28,230 --> 00:39:30,910
...I'd come during the night.
It's more discreet, right?
595
00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:33,510
Oh yeah? You think that the
driver will pull up just like that...
596
00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:34,950
...in his brand-new Mercedes?
597
00:39:44,511 --> 00:39:45,511
I can't believe it!
598
00:39:45,991 --> 00:39:48,511
A driver, if he's not
driving, he'll be in a garage.
599
00:39:49,311 --> 00:39:50,511
What are they doing there?
600
00:39:50,711 --> 00:39:53,110
Probably getting those
8" tires from Krueger.
601
00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:56,790
That's a miracle! I can't
pass up such an opportunity.
602
00:39:57,190 --> 00:40:00,510
If there's a problem, call HQ
and give the license number, ok?
603
00:40:00,590 --> 00:40:01,310
Where are you going?
604
00:40:01,510 --> 00:40:02,910
After the Observation
comes the Action.
605
00:40:03,310 --> 00:40:04,510
I'll do the Korean trick.
606
00:40:04,590 --> 00:40:05,150
What?
607
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:06,310
The Korean trick!
608
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:14,710
What a jerk!
609
00:40:14,910 --> 00:40:17,110
And where do you think
they'll put the tires...?
610
00:40:20,190 --> 00:40:21,310
What are you doing there?
611
00:40:21,390 --> 00:40:23,110
Me? Err... sleeping?
612
00:40:23,511 --> 00:40:28,110
Me no house, country
mine very cold...
613
00:40:28,310 --> 00:40:32,950
Noooo! Please! No hurt
me, me just sleeping!
614
00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:36,110
I'm going to find you
a house to sleep in...
615
00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,510
...and even eat if you're lucky!
616
00:40:57,910 --> 00:40:58,990
Hey, that hurts!
617
00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:00,310
I'm doing what I can!
618
00:41:05,270 --> 00:41:06,510
What's your name again?
619
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:07,110
Daniel.
620
00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:10,230
Ah, yeah. Daniel. I'm Emilien.
621
00:41:11,270 --> 00:41:13,710
Let's be pals, that'll
make life easier...
622
00:41:13,910 --> 00:41:14,510
Yeah, right...
623
00:41:15,270 --> 00:41:19,230
So now that we are
friends, what just happened...
624
00:41:19,350 --> 00:41:22,310
...it stays between us, ok...?
625
00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:23,310
Ok...
626
00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:28,110
Do you think you could let go of
my hand so I can go get some sleep?
627
00:41:28,510 --> 00:41:31,310
I'm neither insomniac
nor Korean...
628
00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:33,070
Sure...
629
00:41:37,509 --> 00:41:39,269
I waited for you all night.
630
00:41:39,349 --> 00:41:41,709
I did it on purpose so
you'd really want me...
631
00:41:41,909 --> 00:41:43,709
You won't regret the waiting!
632
00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:48,510
Always promises... let's
see facts for a change!
633
00:41:55,310 --> 00:41:58,510
Not bad... down
a little bit further...
634
00:42:07,310 --> 00:42:09,269
What? What's going on?
635
00:42:09,509 --> 00:42:12,109
It's 6 AM and it's not
Sunday but Monday!
636
00:42:13,149 --> 00:42:15,709
You can't do that
Lily! I waited all night.
637
00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,709
And what do you think I did?
638
00:42:17,789 --> 00:42:19,069
Can't you call in sick?
639
00:42:19,149 --> 00:42:22,069
Right, sick on a Monday...
My boss would love it...
640
00:42:22,149 --> 00:42:24,069
As if nobody pulled
that one before.
641
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,070
So? Anybody could get
sick on a Monday morning!
642
00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:29,070
You went to eat at your
parents you ate too much...
643
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,070
...and you puked all
night. Ain't that possible?
644
00:42:31,190 --> 00:42:36,310
And a man that works all week but
stays with his girlfriend on Sunday...
645
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:37,510
...ain't that possible?
646
00:42:37,910 --> 00:42:41,510
I'm so sorry, Lily. I
really had a shitty day.
647
00:42:41,710 --> 00:42:46,509
But I promise that if you go out to
with me tonight, I'll explain everything.
648
00:42:47,709 --> 00:42:50,309
Ok, but I don't want to
be sick Tuesday morning!
649
00:42:50,429 --> 00:42:52,909
Allright, a short time at the
table and a long time in bed.
650
00:42:53,709 --> 00:42:55,509
We could even eat
in bed to save time!
651
00:42:56,349 --> 00:42:58,709
You'd better be good,
that's your last chance.
652
00:43:00,309 --> 00:43:01,309
I'm gonna rule!
653
00:43:05,910 --> 00:43:08,310
Are we going to wait again
all day in front of the garage?
654
00:43:08,510 --> 00:43:11,310
No. The Observation is done,
now comes the Questioning.
655
00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:14,910
Do you want to
see how it's done?
656
00:43:15,390 --> 00:43:15,910
No...
657
00:43:15,990 --> 00:43:17,350
Well, you're coming anyway!
658
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:21,349
But I'd be useless! I'd rather
watch the taxi in case there's trouble!
659
00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:24,709
I need a translator. In
case he gets too technical!
660
00:43:24,909 --> 00:43:27,709
Krueger won't have
time to say a lot anyway.
661
00:43:33,909 --> 00:43:34,709
Good morning guys!
662
00:43:36,109 --> 00:43:38,709
Which one of you
is Krueger, please?
663
00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:41,909
It's the same as for waiters.
It's written on the label.
664
00:43:42,109 --> 00:43:44,909
Mr Krueger, I need
to ask a few questions.
665
00:43:45,110 --> 00:43:46,910
Don't worry it won't be long...
666
00:44:12,429 --> 00:44:13,709
Fuck, I'm out of bullets!
667
00:44:13,789 --> 00:44:16,309
What for? They are long gone!
668
00:44:16,389 --> 00:44:18,909
- Really?
- Open you eyes, the garage is empty!
669
00:44:19,709 --> 00:44:20,909
Ah yeah, nobody there...!
670
00:44:21,709 --> 00:44:23,309
Ah yeah, nobody there...!
671
00:44:23,710 --> 00:44:25,710
Can I ask you a question?
672
00:44:25,909 --> 00:44:26,509
What?
673
00:44:26,709 --> 00:44:30,189
Do your questionings always work
like that or was that to please me?
674
00:44:30,309 --> 00:44:32,509
Well, usually I ask at
least one question...!
675
00:44:32,909 --> 00:44:35,509
Come, let's go out
and get some fresh air.
676
00:44:36,469 --> 00:44:37,509
You know, you
saved my life there...
677
00:44:37,589 --> 00:44:38,909
- Bof...
- Yes you did.
678
00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,909
As a reward, you won't
be cop for a month...
679
00:44:41,949 --> 00:44:42,389
Thanks!
680
00:44:42,469 --> 00:44:45,429
...it will only last a week.
681
00:44:45,549 --> 00:44:47,309
Thanks for nothing!
682
00:44:47,349 --> 00:44:49,309
Look, I really need
to catch that gang.
683
00:44:49,509 --> 00:44:51,109
- Because of the blonde bimbo?
- No!
684
00:44:52,469 --> 00:44:55,109
No. Well, in part yes, but
it's mostly important for me.
685
00:44:55,149 --> 00:44:57,469
I'm tired of finishing
every night in a trash can.
686
00:44:57,549 --> 00:45:00,908
It's a question of honor.
Sounds stupid, but I need this.
687
00:45:01,468 --> 00:45:03,108
Can I still have the night off?
688
00:45:03,229 --> 00:45:04,709
But of course...!
689
00:45:05,389 --> 00:45:06,909
Are you done, can
I borrow him now?
690
00:45:06,949 --> 00:45:07,709
But Mom, you see...
691
00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:10,909
But I lost my prescription and the
doctor agreed to write another one.
692
00:45:10,989 --> 00:45:14,909
They are closing in 5 minutes.
It's my heart medication.
693
00:45:15,469 --> 00:45:19,669
I won't let you die here. I'll have
saved the whole family today!
694
00:45:19,749 --> 00:45:21,509
You're so charming, Daniel!
695
00:45:21,549 --> 00:45:22,309
I know, I know...
696
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,308
Oh my God Johnny,
here they come.
697
00:45:37,348 --> 00:45:38,108
Don't worry baby.
698
00:45:38,188 --> 00:45:41,508
I put a bug in that bullet,
they can't get away now.
699
00:45:41,708 --> 00:45:44,108
You're so clever, Johnny...
700
00:45:44,189 --> 00:45:45,309
It's my job, baby!
701
00:45:49,909 --> 00:45:52,509
Bullseye! You're so talented...
702
00:45:52,589 --> 00:45:54,509
Now all we gotta
do is follow them...
703
00:45:54,549 --> 00:45:57,509
- That's amazing!
- ...let's go save your father.
704
00:45:57,909 --> 00:46:00,309
I'll never forget what
you've done for me, Johnny...
705
00:46:00,389 --> 00:46:01,309
It's my job, baby!
706
00:46:09,588 --> 00:46:12,908
Ok guys, we just
received a call there.
707
00:46:13,588 --> 00:46:16,308
So now, they're even
getting a date with us!
708
00:46:16,588 --> 00:46:18,908
It will be the Marseille Bank.
709
00:46:19,588 --> 00:46:22,548
Since they are so precise with us
I'm going to be the same with you.
710
00:46:22,669 --> 00:46:25,909
I won't tolerate ANY
misbehavior or accident! Nothing!
711
00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:28,109
I want perfect coordination!
712
00:46:28,589 --> 00:46:30,589
Two words to this mission:
713
00:46:30,909 --> 00:46:32,109
Serenity...
714
00:46:33,629 --> 00:46:34,709
...and efficiency.
715
00:46:36,629 --> 00:46:38,589
That's why I decided
to call this mission...
716
00:46:39,629 --> 00:46:40,589
The mission...
717
00:46:42,628 --> 00:46:43,588
...Zen.
718
00:46:46,628 --> 00:46:47,308
Chief!
719
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:51,108
Let go of the grass snakes and
cobras. I just got the idea of the century!
720
00:46:51,188 --> 00:46:55,708
The mercedes gang will be nailed
tonight or I'm not Emilien Barbadec.
721
00:47:02,509 --> 00:47:04,909
"The best chicken in Marseille"
722
00:47:05,109 --> 00:47:08,309
I hope you plan is fool proof
Emilien 'cause this is your last bullet.
723
00:47:10,669 --> 00:47:14,909
You're the one with that bullet
so do me a favor... don't miss!
724
00:47:18,668 --> 00:47:20,628
Everybody on the floor! Quick!
725
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:23,628
Hands up!
726
00:47:24,668 --> 00:47:26,628
Lie down! Don't move!
727
00:47:26,748 --> 00:47:28,428
Come on!
728
00:47:46,829 --> 00:47:47,509
It's working!
729
00:47:47,709 --> 00:47:50,309
Oh yeah? That's good, very good.
730
00:48:08,548 --> 00:48:10,108
Follow them at a distance.
731
00:48:20,308 --> 00:48:21,708
That way you won't be scared!
732
00:48:38,308 --> 00:48:41,668
They stopped. Gauguin
Street. I told you, we got them!
733
00:48:42,748 --> 00:48:44,708
Gilbert here.
734
00:48:44,828 --> 00:48:48,708
All units: block all traffic on
10km around Gauguin Street.
735
00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:05,708
They still didn't move.
Just one street more.
736
00:49:13,588 --> 00:49:14,588
What happened?
737
00:49:14,828 --> 00:49:17,308
I... The dot vanished!
738
00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:18,748
I can see that!
739
00:49:18,828 --> 00:49:21,108
I wanna know why it vanished!
740
00:49:21,228 --> 00:49:22,708
Slow down, they
must be close by!
741
00:49:22,828 --> 00:49:24,508
...a red Mercedes
shouldn't be hard to find!
742
00:49:39,787 --> 00:49:41,587
The're close, I can feel it.
743
00:49:43,788 --> 00:49:44,908
They should be right here.
744
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:50,108
Hold it right there!
745
00:49:52,828 --> 00:49:54,788
Go, go, go!
746
00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:59,308
Don't shoot! I'm
just the hostage!
747
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:04,628
Emilien...
748
00:50:05,828 --> 00:50:06,628
But how...?
749
00:50:08,827 --> 00:50:11,307
I don't get it. I'm
missing something here.
750
00:50:11,387 --> 00:50:14,307
How can a red Mercedes vanish?
Even Copperfield never managed that!
751
00:50:18,907 --> 00:50:21,107
Hello. Your papers please.
752
00:50:22,828 --> 00:50:24,428
What is happening, sir?
753
00:50:24,828 --> 00:50:25,908
You're German?
754
00:50:25,988 --> 00:50:26,708
Yes, why?
755
00:50:26,828 --> 00:50:28,108
Are we already at the border?
756
00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:33,028
Chief, 4 Germans in a not red
Mercedes. You're interested?
757
00:50:33,068 --> 00:50:33,428
I'm taking it.
758
00:50:35,868 --> 00:50:37,308
So you're German?
759
00:50:37,388 --> 00:50:39,108
You got a problem with that?
760
00:50:39,188 --> 00:50:41,827
Today I like that
actually. Open the trunk.
761
00:50:42,867 --> 00:50:44,507
What did you come
to Marseille for?
762
00:50:44,587 --> 00:50:45,907
I came to spend
my Deutschmark,...
763
00:50:45,947 --> 00:50:48,307
...but I can do that in
another country if you prefer!
764
00:50:48,387 --> 00:50:49,147
Oh no,...
765
00:50:49,187 --> 00:50:51,707
...I prefer you keep
that in our territory!
766
00:50:58,907 --> 00:51:01,507
Ok... auf Wiedersehen,
have a nice stay.
767
00:51:01,627 --> 00:51:02,707
Danke sch?n!
768
00:51:06,108 --> 00:51:07,308
Emilien...
769
00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:10,708
I don't get it, I just don't get it. I
must have forgotten something...
770
00:51:10,908 --> 00:51:14,908
You see, he forgot
the kettle. Classic.
771
00:51:14,988 --> 00:51:17,307
You think? But
he's not like that...
772
00:51:19,707 --> 00:51:24,707
It's 8 PM. I've put the answering
machine and the alarm at 6 AM.
773
00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:26,707
We've got 10 hours. That
should be enough, no?
774
00:51:26,787 --> 00:51:28,707
It's a little bit tight...
775
00:51:28,747 --> 00:51:31,107
...we'll just have to
hurry towards the end!
776
00:51:36,907 --> 00:51:37,707
Are you expecting somebody?
777
00:51:38,307 --> 00:51:41,307
Well, my lover, but when you
said that you'd come, I cancelled...
778
00:51:44,108 --> 00:51:45,308
Who could it be?
779
00:51:45,708 --> 00:51:48,108
Don't mind him, he'll leave...
780
00:51:48,508 --> 00:51:49,108
Where were we?
781
00:51:49,908 --> 00:51:52,587
Err... I was kissing you.
782
00:51:52,747 --> 00:51:54,507
No, you were kissing me!
783
00:51:59,507 --> 00:52:00,907
What if it was important?
784
00:52:01,107 --> 00:52:01,707
Why?
785
00:52:01,947 --> 00:52:03,907
I don't know... the cops...
786
00:52:04,027 --> 00:52:06,907
Ah yes, if you were a notorious
criminal and they come to get you.
787
00:52:07,027 --> 00:52:11,307
You would take me
hostage... Just take me now...
788
00:52:12,947 --> 00:52:14,507
Open, police!
789
00:52:14,587 --> 00:52:16,307
Daniel, you didn't
kill anybody I hope!
790
00:52:17,787 --> 00:52:18,747
Err... no.
791
00:52:19,947 --> 00:52:21,907
Oh shit, Daniel!
792
00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:23,708
Am I glad you're here!
793
00:52:24,507 --> 00:52:26,107
You can't imagine
the shit I'm in Daniel.
794
00:52:26,307 --> 00:52:27,107
Oh yes I can imagine...
795
00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:29,707
No, no you can't imagine.
796
00:52:29,987 --> 00:52:31,947
It's over, we don't have a home.
797
00:52:32,027 --> 00:52:34,507
We lost the flat
my father gave us.
798
00:52:34,987 --> 00:52:36,707
Gone in smoke,
just like my father.
799
00:52:36,907 --> 00:52:38,507
My husband smoked a lot...
800
00:52:38,587 --> 00:52:41,707
...yet he died of liver cancer,
even though he didn't drink...
801
00:52:42,987 --> 00:52:45,947
In fact it's not about the flat. Much
worse is that I screwed up again.
802
00:52:46,067 --> 00:52:49,707
If I don't catch them this week,
I'll be a traffic cop next Monday!
803
00:52:49,987 --> 00:52:52,707
Stick, wistle, go ahead kids!
804
00:52:52,987 --> 00:52:55,307
It's as to say, on
Monday... I'm dead.
805
00:52:56,987 --> 00:52:58,706
Daniel, who's that dwarf?
806
00:52:58,786 --> 00:52:59,386
A pal.
807
00:52:59,506 --> 00:53:01,746
You're playing with Smurfs now?
808
00:53:01,827 --> 00:53:03,307
It's a bit complicated,
he's a cop...
809
00:53:03,387 --> 00:53:04,107
What?
810
00:53:04,187 --> 00:53:05,707
You've got a
friend in the police?
811
00:53:05,787 --> 00:53:06,187
Not a real friend...
812
00:53:06,307 --> 00:53:07,507
...I work for him, because...
813
00:53:07,587 --> 00:53:08,507
You work for the cops?
814
00:53:08,587 --> 00:53:11,987
Not for the cops, for HIM!
He's not really a cop...
815
00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:15,987
...he looks more like a secret
agent, something like that.
816
00:53:16,067 --> 00:53:18,707
Yeah sure, and the
old lady is Mata Hari.
817
00:53:19,027 --> 00:53:22,907
Oh shit... can anybody explain
her? Because I don't think I can.
818
00:53:23,027 --> 00:53:24,987
My name is Camille, hello...
819
00:53:25,107 --> 00:53:27,987
...and the Smurf over
there is my son, Emilien.
820
00:53:28,107 --> 00:53:30,907
And if you show
me to the kitchen,
821
00:53:30,987 --> 00:53:33,106
I'll make you a good coffee
and I'll explain everything.
822
00:53:33,306 --> 00:53:34,066
There's nothing
to explain, mom...
823
00:53:34,106 --> 00:53:39,106
...I'm done, I'm in the street...
It had started so well, though...
824
00:53:39,906 --> 00:53:44,106
...but then came the garbage
cans, the butchers, the Mercedes...
825
00:53:44,147 --> 00:53:47,707
So? Are you gonna kick your homeless
friends out or should I call the REAL cops?
826
00:53:47,787 --> 00:53:50,227
Hey stop it, don't make
the situation worse, ok?
827
00:53:50,307 --> 00:53:51,787
I'm not complicating
the situation.
828
00:53:51,867 --> 00:53:55,106
I just want to finish
what we had started.
829
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:58,707
And I don't want to waste an hour
because we are very tight on schedule!
830
00:53:58,787 --> 00:54:02,107
Look, I got caught in the
harbour...I mean, seriously caught.
831
00:54:02,187 --> 00:54:04,027
They could keep my
license for the next 100 years.
832
00:54:04,147 --> 00:54:08,706
But if help him, I'll get it back. It's
that or 100 years of unemployment!
833
00:54:09,306 --> 00:54:11,106
Cop, Blackmailer, Smurf...
834
00:54:11,146 --> 00:54:14,106
Nice portrait, you could have
finished it before setting him loose!
835
00:54:14,186 --> 00:54:17,506
Here you go, that was
completely stupid of me.
836
00:54:20,506 --> 00:54:24,106
I'm not kidding
Daniel,...you're free.
837
00:54:25,067 --> 00:54:25,707
Take it.
838
00:54:30,107 --> 00:54:33,707
You know, Daniel, I didn't
come here because of our deal.
839
00:54:34,107 --> 00:54:35,749
It's just that I
ain't got any other
840
00:54:35,761 --> 00:54:37,907
friends... and Mom told
me you had a big heart.
841
00:54:41,506 --> 00:54:44,906
"Daniel has a big heart,
right? See, he'll help us?"
842
00:54:51,106 --> 00:54:53,906
Ok I think we were
wrong... it doesn't matter.
843
00:54:55,106 --> 00:54:59,106
It's not important,
it's not your problem.
844
00:55:00,106 --> 00:55:03,506
Don't you worry, Daniel,
I'll catch that gang alone.
845
00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:10,307
Won't be easy without
a driver... but I'll manage.
846
00:55:17,146 --> 00:55:20,306
Listen, the best way to get rid
of him is to solve his problem.
847
00:55:20,506 --> 00:55:24,706
But he doesn't have A problem,
he's got TONS! He's a psycho!
848
00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:28,106
Look at his face, it reminds
me of "Silence of the Lambs".
849
00:55:28,306 --> 00:55:31,026
You take care of Mata
Hari and me of the Smurf.
850
00:55:31,106 --> 00:55:32,826
I'm back in 2 hours.
851
00:55:32,906 --> 00:55:34,706
And what am I gonna do
with grandma for 2 hours?
852
00:55:35,106 --> 00:55:36,106
Play bingo?
853
00:55:36,306 --> 00:55:38,506
Please, Lily, ok?
854
00:55:38,706 --> 00:55:41,106
If you're not back in 2
hours, I'll BURN grandma.
855
00:55:41,146 --> 00:55:41,906
Deal!
856
00:55:43,147 --> 00:55:44,107
Get up, you.
857
00:55:44,187 --> 00:55:45,707
- Where are we going?
- To solve your problem.
858
00:55:48,987 --> 00:55:51,146
I'm sorry to have
ruined your evening.
859
00:55:52,826 --> 00:55:54,906
You really make a good coffee?
860
00:55:55,306 --> 00:55:56,706
The best in town!
861
00:56:09,306 --> 00:56:12,506
A small coffee to change
the mood and to say I'm sorry.
862
00:56:17,306 --> 00:56:21,906
I know you don't really want to talk
to me anymore But listen up please.
863
00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:22,707
Ok?
864
00:56:22,787 --> 00:56:24,106
You got 1 minute.
865
00:56:24,186 --> 00:56:28,946
It'll do. Ok, I thought about it all night
and there was a question I couldn't answer.
866
00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:30,946
Why are they pissing
us off like that?
867
00:56:31,026 --> 00:56:33,906
Why a red Mercedes when
grey is much more discrete?
868
00:56:34,106 --> 00:56:37,906
To get our attention!
We look here, and then!
869
00:56:38,026 --> 00:56:41,946
...it happens there.
It's a diversion.
870
00:56:42,066 --> 00:56:47,226
So I think they left the building empty
handed and the money took another way out.
871
00:56:47,306 --> 00:56:49,906
Maybe the money is
even still in the bank.
872
00:56:53,386 --> 00:56:56,106
1 minute, end of the show.
873
00:57:02,506 --> 00:57:04,106
I'll be back!
874
00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:36,425
10 grand.
875
00:57:36,505 --> 00:57:37,785
Thank you very much.
876
00:57:37,905 --> 00:57:40,105
That'll pay your
rent for a while.
877
00:57:40,705 --> 00:57:41,905
And my wife?
878
00:57:43,106 --> 00:57:44,906
You really want her back?
879
00:57:46,306 --> 00:57:48,306
Well, I kinda got used to her...
880
00:57:54,106 --> 00:57:56,266
Calm down, dear!
881
00:57:56,506 --> 00:58:01,106
Look... everything's
going to be fine now.
882
00:58:08,305 --> 00:58:11,705
Gentlemen, one
more and we retire...
883
00:58:12,625 --> 00:58:18,505
And for the last one,
I suggest we hit it big.
884
00:58:25,306 --> 00:58:28,106
Emilien. Emilien!
885
00:58:28,306 --> 00:58:29,226
Piss off!
886
00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:33,066
What if I told you how they changed
from a red to a grey mercedes?
887
00:58:33,146 --> 00:58:34,906
Sure, go ahead...
888
00:58:34,986 --> 00:58:37,906
They didn't change the car,
they just changed the color.
889
00:58:38,346 --> 00:58:41,905
A nice, red Mercedes
enters a parking...
890
00:58:42,305 --> 00:58:45,705
...and a classic grey
mercedes exits and dissappears.
891
00:58:45,785 --> 00:58:46,905
That sounds possible.
892
00:58:46,985 --> 00:58:48,065
Easy as pie.
893
00:58:48,185 --> 00:58:52,105
If they did repaint the car we would
have found paint traces somewhere.
894
00:58:52,185 --> 00:58:55,905
Except if they put their car in
a truck and repainted it in there.
895
00:58:56,345 --> 00:58:59,305
They need tons of paint
if they do that every time!
896
00:58:59,385 --> 00:59:05,105
Plus, they had less than 10 minutes! Can
you even get paint that dries in 10 min?
897
00:59:05,186 --> 00:59:08,106
Hello, Gégé? Sorry for
waking you up, it's Daniel.
898
00:59:08,906 --> 00:59:11,306
I need your magic
paint, the LT10.
899
00:59:12,106 --> 00:59:13,506
Metal grey color.
900
00:59:14,705 --> 00:59:19,705
You're out of it? Who could
have bought all that in one shot?
901
00:59:20,305 --> 00:59:22,105
The "circuit des étangs"?
902
00:59:22,505 --> 00:59:26,105
What are they doing with that much paint
they want to paint the circuit in red?
903
00:59:26,905 --> 00:59:30,105
No, thanks, don't worry
I'll talk to them directly.
904
00:59:30,505 --> 00:59:32,705
Talk to you soon, thanks man.
905
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,705
What does "LT10" mean?
906
00:59:36,785 --> 00:59:38,105
"Less Than 10 minutes".
907
00:59:51,225 --> 00:59:52,905
So? You like my theory?
908
00:59:58,705 --> 00:59:59,905
You think it's them?
909
00:59:59,985 --> 01:00:03,305
No, stupid, it's the butcher
team's regular training...!
910
01:00:04,425 --> 01:00:07,105
Hey, tell me Daniel.
What's the plan, now?
911
01:00:07,505 --> 01:00:08,985
What are you doing?
912
01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:10,065
We are going to say hi!
913
01:00:10,105 --> 01:00:11,305
Are you crazy, they'll see us!
914
01:00:11,345 --> 01:00:12,785
They're not gonna
forget us, either!
915
01:00:12,865 --> 01:00:16,425
But they'll recognize me Daniel,
they saw me well in the trunk!
916
01:00:16,505 --> 01:00:17,305
Put that on.
917
01:00:17,385 --> 01:00:18,105
Ah shit!
918
01:00:20,265 --> 01:00:21,225
Is that ok?
919
01:00:22,426 --> 01:00:24,105
You're perfect!
920
01:00:26,305 --> 01:00:30,305
Hey faggots, is everything
ok? Think you are Schumacher?
921
01:00:30,705 --> 01:00:33,905
Happy spinning around in circles?
Let me see your little toys there...
922
01:00:34,505 --> 01:00:35,705
Oh, Mercedes?
923
01:00:36,465 --> 01:00:40,185
Oh dear... they build cars too? Do
you Germans know "turtle and hare"?
924
01:00:40,305 --> 01:00:42,505
You don't know that
game? I'm gonna show you.
925
01:00:42,585 --> 01:00:43,425
Give me 55.
926
01:00:45,305 --> 01:00:46,905
Maybe I should get out now, no?
927
01:00:46,985 --> 01:00:49,105
Don't worry, I'm
sure they're playful.
928
01:00:49,465 --> 01:00:51,905
"Turtle and hare"
goes like this:
929
01:00:52,465 --> 01:00:56,105
You win 55 if you pass my
car within 2 laps. That's 1 + 1.
930
01:00:56,185 --> 01:00:57,304
You know how to count?
931
01:00:57,384 --> 01:00:58,384
We don't want the money.
932
01:00:58,504 --> 01:01:01,304
I said 55 because I don't
want to steal more from you.
933
01:01:01,465 --> 01:01:04,705
But a tourist that doesn't get
screwed is not really a tourist, no?
934
01:01:04,825 --> 01:01:08,225
Hey, if I'm already behind
you again after the first lap,...
935
01:01:08,305 --> 01:01:11,785
...don't drive the second
lap for nothing, honey!
936
01:01:23,705 --> 01:01:24,505
Thanks girls!
937
01:01:27,505 --> 01:01:30,305
Get lost! Quick!
938
01:01:30,505 --> 01:01:34,504
It's not that I'm bored but
I gotta go to the garage.
939
01:01:34,584 --> 01:01:37,304
I don't know what's wrong,
but my car is a bit slow today...
940
01:01:39,104 --> 01:01:41,504
We'll do the rematch
whenever you want...
941
01:01:46,345 --> 01:01:47,105
Here are your 55.
942
01:01:47,185 --> 01:01:48,505
What are we doing now?
943
01:01:48,585 --> 01:01:49,305
Let's get a drink.
944
01:01:53,345 --> 01:01:54,905
Frenchies...
945
01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:58,305
Are you completely crazy? We
had the gang and you just goof off!
946
01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,505
We could have called
backups and jailed them!
947
01:02:00,905 --> 01:02:02,705
Oh yeah, for what motive?
948
01:02:02,905 --> 01:02:04,305
For speeding on a circuit?
949
01:02:04,385 --> 01:02:05,584
Pfff, the evidence...
950
01:02:05,704 --> 01:02:07,584
We'd have found
it later, as usual...
951
01:02:07,704 --> 01:02:11,104
Hold it. Do we have to catch
them in the act? Yes or no?
952
01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:13,344
Well maybe, but right
now WE are getting trouble.
953
01:02:13,464 --> 01:02:16,904
If we continue like
this, WE will get jailed!
954
01:02:17,104 --> 01:02:20,584
Ok, ok, listen. We'll
get them in the act.
955
01:02:21,665 --> 01:02:25,305
They are raging now and
nobody's more playful than a driver.
956
01:02:25,385 --> 01:02:28,025
Now we can build
them a nice little trap.
957
01:02:28,105 --> 01:02:29,905
Yeah? What kind of trap?
958
01:02:29,985 --> 01:02:31,305
A trap for idiots.
959
01:02:31,505 --> 01:02:33,105
And what's your "idiot trap"?
960
01:02:33,185 --> 01:02:34,504
Not an "idiot trap"!
961
01:02:34,505 --> 01:02:35,705
A trap FOR idiots.
962
01:02:35,785 --> 01:02:37,305
Ok. So how does it work?
963
01:02:37,385 --> 01:02:41,704
It works like this. We bring
them to wherever we want.
964
01:02:41,784 --> 01:02:43,904
And that's right... here!
965
01:02:44,664 --> 01:02:47,664
I'll need 20 red light
keys and 20 talkies.
966
01:02:51,704 --> 01:02:55,504
Ok for the talkies but I don't have a
key and the guys always watch theirs.
967
01:02:56,104 --> 01:02:57,304
Except when they
take their shower.
968
01:03:00,904 --> 01:03:02,304
- Oh... no!
- Oh... yes!
969
01:03:02,505 --> 01:03:03,505
- Oh no!
- Oh yes!
970
01:03:03,705 --> 01:03:04,705
- Oh no!
- Oh yes!
971
01:03:30,704 --> 01:03:31,904
You're a natural!
972
01:03:32,744 --> 01:03:33,784
Here you go, Jimmy.
973
01:03:40,744 --> 01:03:42,504
Hurry up, I'm freezing
my ass off here!
974
01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:43,105
One minute.
975
01:03:43,745 --> 01:03:44,705
Emilien, I...
976
01:03:45,745 --> 01:03:47,305
What are you doing
in your birth suit?
977
01:03:50,504 --> 01:03:54,504
I'm not naked, I'm
wearing a towel, ok!
978
01:03:55,104 --> 01:03:57,304
And what's it to you anyway?
979
01:03:57,744 --> 01:03:59,704
I got the right to be
naked in my office, no?
980
01:03:59,824 --> 01:04:00,904
It's MY office, no?
981
01:04:01,104 --> 01:04:01,744
Well yes...
982
01:04:01,824 --> 01:04:04,624
Nobody ever taught you
to knock before entering?
983
01:04:04,704 --> 01:04:07,504
Your mommy never told
you anything, doofus?
984
01:04:07,584 --> 01:04:10,624
Oh, what a welcome! And was
about to tell you a good joke...
985
01:04:10,704 --> 01:04:13,744
Well your jokes are
never funny! Now fuck off!
986
01:04:16,784 --> 01:04:18,504
Ah! That felt good!
987
01:04:20,905 --> 01:04:21,904
COME IN!
988
01:04:22,624 --> 01:04:23,584
Oh, Petra...!
989
01:04:24,784 --> 01:04:25,704
Am I disturbing?
990
01:04:26,704 --> 01:04:27,704
Never!
991
01:04:28,504 --> 01:04:31,304
Yes, I can see that I'm
disturbing. I'll come back later.
992
01:04:32,784 --> 01:04:37,304
For once she comes into my
office with something to tell me...
993
01:04:37,784 --> 01:04:40,304
...I'm naked in the middle of the
room! Can you believe that Daniel?
994
01:04:40,904 --> 01:04:44,704
What can I say? Anyway
she's too good for me...
995
01:04:44,904 --> 01:04:47,304
She looks like a doll,
she's already inspector...
996
01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:49,584
What would she do
with a such a little di...?
997
01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:50,584
Hey, hey, enough already!
998
01:04:50,824 --> 01:04:55,544
Are you done whining yet?
You're digging your grave here!
999
01:04:55,624 --> 01:04:59,503
She's not lady charity, you know.
That kind of engine doesn't run on Diesel!
1000
01:04:59,703 --> 01:05:01,303
What she needs is a MAN.
1001
01:05:01,424 --> 01:05:04,304
So straighten up, because you
look more like an monkey now.
1002
01:05:04,824 --> 01:05:05,624
Stand up straight!
1003
01:05:07,384 --> 01:05:08,224
See!
1004
01:05:08,384 --> 01:05:12,464
Now you walk over there, bend her
back and give her the kiss she wants!
1005
01:05:12,824 --> 01:05:15,784
Either you get slapped or she's
hooked for the next 10 years.
1006
01:05:15,904 --> 01:05:19,304
Your chances are 50/50. And if it
doesn't work, at least you'll know.
1007
01:05:19,384 --> 01:05:21,704
It's like a lottery,
scratch and win!
1008
01:05:23,824 --> 01:05:26,304
Emilien, you're ok?
Hey, are you ok?
1009
01:05:28,504 --> 01:05:30,104
You are right, I gotta do it...
1010
01:05:30,863 --> 01:05:34,103
I'll go in there, scratch,
...and take the jackpot!
1011
01:05:44,904 --> 01:05:46,104
Ouch!
1012
01:05:47,104 --> 01:05:48,304
It was 50/50...
1013
01:05:48,504 --> 01:05:50,504
He'll get her in
the next drawing...
1014
01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:53,664
Got those keys yet?
1015
01:05:53,744 --> 01:05:54,504
Done!
1016
01:05:55,704 --> 01:05:56,704
Take those.
1017
01:05:57,904 --> 01:05:59,304
You think they're mad?
1018
01:05:59,864 --> 01:06:03,304
Imagine your chick shows up
17 hours late, what would you do?
1019
01:06:03,504 --> 01:06:05,103
Err... kill her?
1020
01:06:05,183 --> 01:06:06,503
So there's your answer!
1021
01:06:07,103 --> 01:06:08,503
But we still got those flowers!
1022
01:06:09,703 --> 01:06:10,903
Oh, the nice flowers!
1023
01:06:10,983 --> 01:06:12,503
Can we smoke them?
1024
01:06:15,903 --> 01:06:17,703
Did you bake all those cakes?
1025
01:06:17,903 --> 01:06:18,503
Yep!
1026
01:06:18,903 --> 01:06:22,503
Since neither of us gets laid anymore,
we took revenge on the cakes...
1027
01:06:23,704 --> 01:06:25,504
What a crisis!
1028
01:06:25,904 --> 01:06:29,304
Thanks, Camille. I had
a wonderful day with you.
1029
01:06:29,704 --> 01:06:32,104
- I'll call you...
- Ok...
1030
01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:38,703
Are those for me?
Thanks... goodbye!
1031
01:06:39,103 --> 01:06:40,303
Hey...
1032
01:06:41,103 --> 01:06:43,303
You don't want to have
that intimate evening?
1033
01:06:43,743 --> 01:06:45,663
But you got visitors Daniel...
you have to take care of them!
1034
01:06:45,743 --> 01:06:48,663
We'll do it another day, a year
sooner or later won't matter...
1035
01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:50,663
I put Camille in you
bed, her back is hurting.
1036
01:06:54,943 --> 01:06:55,903
Good night, boys!
1037
01:07:05,304 --> 01:07:06,704
That's some good shit!
1038
01:07:06,904 --> 01:07:08,504
It's from Jamaica...
1039
01:07:08,904 --> 01:07:10,904
See, there are
advantages to being a cop!
1040
01:07:11,104 --> 01:07:12,304
Stop it, you'll tempt me.
1041
01:07:14,103 --> 01:07:17,703
Tell me, why didn't you go to
races instead of doing it with a taxi?
1042
01:07:19,783 --> 01:07:22,703
My father spent his life in a
wheel chair because of a car crash.
1043
01:07:24,103 --> 01:07:26,503
How could I tell him I
wanted to be a race pilot?
1044
01:07:27,103 --> 01:07:28,703
I understand.
1045
01:07:28,903 --> 01:07:30,903
And you? How could
you finish so low?
1046
01:07:31,023 --> 01:07:34,103
Quite a story too, actually...
1047
01:07:34,983 --> 01:07:37,943
My dad died when I was 17, my
mom and me were left with nothing.
1048
01:07:38,023 --> 01:07:40,103
So I had to go work right away.
1049
01:07:41,824 --> 01:07:44,504
And without a degree, your
only chance is in the police.
1050
01:07:46,903 --> 01:07:48,023
Where did you live?
1051
01:07:48,103 --> 01:07:49,103
In Asnières.
1052
01:07:49,703 --> 01:07:50,903
Jules Ferry high?
1053
01:07:50,983 --> 01:07:52,503
Yes, why?
1054
01:07:53,703 --> 01:07:54,903
What, you're from there?
1055
01:07:54,943 --> 01:07:56,703
Yes... I swear!
1056
01:07:57,303 --> 01:07:59,503
That's crazy. We could have
ended up in the same class.
1057
01:08:00,983 --> 01:08:04,103
I could've taught you to steal
bikes, you wouldn't have turned bad!
1058
01:08:06,983 --> 01:08:10,503
You dream about so many things
when you're a kid but in the end...
1059
01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:12,503
...nothing goes as planned.
1060
01:08:13,023 --> 01:08:17,503
Yep. You dream of playing in
the front and you end up a goalie.
1061
01:08:19,663 --> 01:08:21,302
You believe in our plan, Daniel?
1062
01:08:24,103 --> 01:08:25,303
It'll roll.
1063
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:27,983
Are you sure?
1064
01:08:30,103 --> 01:08:30,903
Come in.
1065
01:08:33,183 --> 01:08:34,503
I'm not disturbing?
1066
01:08:35,303 --> 01:08:38,903
No, like this it's
fine. What's up?
1067
01:08:39,023 --> 01:08:40,503
RED ALERT!
1068
01:08:45,103 --> 01:08:47,503
Guys, the "cougar"
plan has started.
1069
01:08:48,103 --> 01:08:49,903
This time it's the
S.D.L.M. bank.
1070
01:08:51,063 --> 01:08:52,783
Here are you
positions for today.
1071
01:08:52,863 --> 01:08:56,902
Arthur, you'll be at the crossroads
1. Jacky, you're number 2...
1072
01:08:56,942 --> 01:09:00,502
...at the National Flamarion crossroads.
Momo at the crossroads de L'Evêché.
1073
01:09:02,903 --> 01:09:06,703
N? 2, Manu, radio and key. N?
3, Vincent, radio and key. N? 4...
1074
01:09:28,983 --> 01:09:29,902
Yes?
1075
01:09:30,902 --> 01:09:32,502
Yes I know, you're
back in one hour.
1076
01:09:32,582 --> 01:09:33,502
Exactly.
1077
01:09:34,102 --> 01:09:35,702
I'll be at your place.
1078
01:09:55,303 --> 01:09:58,183
Cougar here, the
bird is in the cage...
1079
01:09:58,303 --> 01:10:01,303
Everybody shut up
and on your knees!
1080
01:10:07,302 --> 01:10:09,902
Cougar here. The
bird is soon gonna fly!
1081
01:10:10,102 --> 01:10:11,622
Get ready to jump.
1082
01:10:12,942 --> 01:10:14,102
Shit, they got hostages!
1083
01:10:14,182 --> 01:10:16,702
Don't do ANYTHING
for the moment!
1084
01:10:17,142 --> 01:10:19,102
Sorry but there's
no room for you.
1085
01:10:19,182 --> 01:10:20,502
That's ok, I'll wait...
1086
01:10:20,583 --> 01:10:24,063
No, no, I got a better
idea! You're gonna run!
1087
01:10:24,103 --> 01:10:24,623
What?
1088
01:10:24,703 --> 01:10:25,663
It'll shape you up!
1089
01:10:25,903 --> 01:10:26,943
Let me go!
1090
01:10:35,303 --> 01:10:38,982
Shit! All the cougars,
jump! Catch the bird!
1091
01:10:39,102 --> 01:10:40,502
Catch that bird!
1092
01:11:03,023 --> 01:11:04,983
You see, it's not the
Mercedes we had to follow...
1093
01:11:05,103 --> 01:11:08,103
It's the Mercedes
TRUCK we had to follow!
1094
01:11:08,303 --> 01:11:10,423
That deserves a toast!
1095
01:11:10,503 --> 01:11:14,302
And now we go
home! Cheers! Cheers!
1096
01:11:26,102 --> 01:11:27,182
There we go!
1097
01:11:37,222 --> 01:11:37,702
Is everything set?
1098
01:11:37,782 --> 01:11:40,102
20 strategic points are blocked.
1099
01:11:40,182 --> 01:11:42,182
If they cross any of these
diagonals they're caught like rats.
1100
01:11:42,263 --> 01:11:45,103
They're on Michelet boulevard,
it ends on the Mazard square.
1101
01:11:45,223 --> 01:11:47,182
Who's at that corner?
1102
01:11:47,302 --> 01:11:48,502
Err... Jean-Bat, N? 7.
1103
01:11:48,582 --> 01:11:50,582
Call him, he's the opening act.
1104
01:11:51,062 --> 01:11:52,902
N? 7, Jean-Bat! Are you there?
1105
01:11:53,702 --> 01:11:54,902
Yes, I'm here.
1106
01:11:54,982 --> 01:11:56,502
You're the first, are you ready?
1107
01:11:56,542 --> 01:11:58,102
Yes, no problem.
1108
01:11:58,182 --> 01:11:59,102
So it's our turn now.
1109
01:12:02,502 --> 01:12:04,182
Daniel, it won't fit!
1110
01:12:04,302 --> 01:12:05,102
Yes it will...
1111
01:12:06,742 --> 01:12:09,302
Hey the Bavarians, how
are you? Still in tractors?
1112
01:12:10,262 --> 01:12:13,702
Sorry I was so slow last
time, I forgot the handbrake...
1113
01:12:14,262 --> 01:12:16,502
Hey, I'm talking to
you. Now it's a lot better.
1114
01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:18,502
We do another turtle/hare
or are you cowards?
1115
01:12:18,702 --> 01:12:19,902
Ok! Ok!
1116
01:12:20,302 --> 01:12:23,222
You Frenchies always
got that big mouth!
1117
01:12:23,342 --> 01:12:25,302
Come on the highway
with me, we'll see!
1118
01:12:25,382 --> 01:12:26,102
Did I upset you?
1119
01:12:26,142 --> 01:12:27,502
I'm going to crush your Peugeot!
1120
01:12:27,542 --> 01:12:29,982
Sorry, I did upset you.
1121
01:12:30,102 --> 01:12:33,022
I give you an other chance,
but I won't bet a lot this time.
1122
01:12:33,062 --> 01:12:37,702
I feel cheap taking money from you
so easily. Here, baby, that's 10 francs.
1123
01:12:38,262 --> 01:12:39,702
You're going to pay
for your insolence.
1124
01:12:39,782 --> 01:12:40,902
Better insolent than ridiculous!
1125
01:12:44,262 --> 01:12:45,902
I think you exaggerated a bit.
1126
01:12:45,942 --> 01:12:48,022
No, no, tell 7, 8
and 9 to go on red.
1127
01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:49,502
Jean-Bat, get on red, now!
1128
01:13:13,382 --> 01:13:15,102
N? 10, Chris, in position.
1129
01:13:15,142 --> 01:13:16,422
N? 11, André, in position.
1130
01:13:16,502 --> 01:13:19,502
Perfect. 12 and 13, get ready.
1131
01:13:21,502 --> 01:13:24,702
N°13, I got a small
problem here...
1132
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,302
2 cops stuck on the red light.
1133
01:13:27,342 --> 01:13:28,621
Damn!
1134
01:13:28,661 --> 01:13:30,101
Tell them off!
1135
01:13:30,141 --> 01:13:32,901
Easy to say!
They've settled down!
1136
01:13:37,901 --> 01:13:40,301
We're getting close. Find
a solution or we're dead!
1137
01:13:42,302 --> 01:13:43,902
Paulo, let me talk to the cops.
1138
01:13:45,342 --> 01:13:47,502
Sorry sir, it's for you.
1139
01:13:48,382 --> 01:13:48,622
Hello?
1140
01:13:48,662 --> 01:13:52,702
Inspector Gibert here.
There's a bomb next to you!
1141
01:13:53,142 --> 01:13:53,982
Where?
1142
01:13:54,342 --> 01:13:55,502
In the red light.
1143
01:13:55,542 --> 01:13:57,902
Just stay calm, we know
how to stop the mechanism!
1144
01:13:58,662 --> 01:14:01,942
Listen carefully: put the key in
the light and make the light turn red.
1145
01:14:02,182 --> 01:14:03,101
But it's already red!
1146
01:14:03,102 --> 01:14:05,621
Shit, don't worry
about the color...
1147
01:14:05,661 --> 01:14:08,501
...just turn the key
to the right! Got that?
1148
01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:10,581
Yes... yes, inspector...
1149
01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:19,861
Hurry, we just past N°12.
1150
01:14:19,981 --> 01:14:22,901
Hurry up! Hurry up!
1151
01:14:22,982 --> 01:14:23,622
Let me do it.
1152
01:14:27,702 --> 01:14:29,902
19 and 20, get ready.
You know 20 is the last!
1153
01:14:29,942 --> 01:14:30,702
Yeah, I know...
1154
01:14:43,701 --> 01:14:44,821
Are you sure that's the road?
1155
01:14:45,301 --> 01:14:46,261
It's a shortcut.
1156
01:15:46,821 --> 01:15:50,181
On the highway, they're
dead. We got more power!
1157
01:16:28,821 --> 01:16:30,741
There was probably a
reason for that fence, Daniel!
1158
01:16:30,821 --> 01:16:32,221
The highway's not
finished. It's a dead end.
1159
01:16:35,301 --> 01:16:37,301
Well, as you know
what you're doing...
1160
01:16:39,941 --> 01:16:42,501
Daniel, I may look
calm but I'm getting sick!
1161
01:16:42,621 --> 01:16:43,621
Won't be long now.
1162
01:16:43,701 --> 01:16:45,381
That's just it, I'd like
to get old, Daniel!
1163
01:16:45,421 --> 01:16:46,301
10 seconds.
1164
01:16:46,381 --> 01:16:47,781
Eat that rat!
1165
01:16:49,621 --> 01:16:51,221
Hey stop, there's
no bridge there!
1166
01:16:51,261 --> 01:16:52,621
5 seconds.
1167
01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:56,420
GO! EAT HIM, EAT HIM!
1168
01:16:57,460 --> 01:17:00,340
Shit, let them win Daniel!
You only bet 10 francs!
1169
01:17:00,381 --> 01:17:01,541
I don't wanna die for 10 francs!
1170
01:17:01,581 --> 01:17:03,301
It's now or never! HOLD ON!
1171
01:17:08,981 --> 01:17:09,781
What...?
1172
01:17:12,661 --> 01:17:15,701
Oh bravo, Karl! We won!
1173
01:17:16,741 --> 01:17:17,701
Are you sure?
1174
01:17:27,341 --> 01:17:29,340
I swear, you scared me!
1175
01:17:30,380 --> 01:17:33,340
I really thought you'd
rather die than lose.
1176
01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:36,340
You know the turtle and the
hare? The turtle always wins!
1177
01:17:38,020 --> 01:17:41,140
Hey, "Einstein"! You
ever read "La Fontaine"?
1178
01:17:49,381 --> 01:17:54,181
Big hare not happy at all,
been fucked by little turtle...
1179
01:17:55,221 --> 01:18:00,581
Cougar will be happy! Long
time he want to eat hare!
1180
01:18:00,701 --> 01:18:03,300
Yes, yes, big hare, big hare!
1181
01:18:23,701 --> 01:18:25,101
I'm sorry about the place.
1182
01:18:26,421 --> 01:18:27,781
It's not very romantic.
1183
01:18:28,741 --> 01:18:30,501
- But I really wanted you.
- Oh really?
1184
01:18:31,101 --> 01:18:33,021
You really wanted
me... I didn't realize...!
1185
01:18:36,101 --> 01:18:37,060
We do the revenge?
1186
01:18:39,420 --> 01:18:43,100
No. Later. We
really got to go now.
1187
01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:50,220
Daniel, what are you doing! I've
been looking for you for 15 minutes!
1188
01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:52,100
What were you two
doing in the dark?
1189
01:18:52,180 --> 01:18:53,180
Photo finishing.
1190
01:18:53,260 --> 01:18:56,660
It's not the moment for photo
finishing, the minister is waiting!
1191
01:19:05,381 --> 01:19:07,301
In the name of the
President of the Republic,...
1192
01:19:07,341 --> 01:19:11,060
...it's an honor to offer you the
National Knighhood medal of honor.
1193
01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:18,460
Congratulations!
1194
01:19:27,380 --> 01:19:29,100
I'm sorry Emilien.
1195
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,500
For not believing me
or for slapping me?
1196
01:19:31,780 --> 01:19:34,060
Both. How can I
make you forgive me?
1197
01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:37,780
We'll find out.
1198
01:19:40,421 --> 01:19:42,341
I read the story
of your exploits.
1199
01:19:43,421 --> 01:19:44,341
Amazing!
1200
01:19:45,100 --> 01:19:48,340
This experience
made us think. Thanks.
1201
01:19:48,900 --> 01:19:51,860
We're going to change
the way we see the road...
1202
01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:54,500
implement a new police force,
more efficient and modern.
1203
01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:56,300
And all that thanks to you.
1204
01:19:56,340 --> 01:19:57,100
Thanks.
1205
01:19:57,300 --> 01:20:01,940
Of course this medal is only a symbol.
It won't give you your licence back.
1206
01:20:02,180 --> 01:20:04,139
Well I was hoping
for some err...
1207
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:05,300
- Mercy?
- Exactly.
1208
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:09,260
But we do show mercy! We could get
you jailed for years... yet you are free.
1209
01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:10,500
I'm not free, I'm a pedestrian!
1210
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:12,180
I understand.
1211
01:20:12,460 --> 01:20:14,420
Without a car, you're
like... an orphan.
1212
01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:15,900
Yes, a pedestrian orphan!
1213
01:20:16,180 --> 01:20:17,420
I understand.
1214
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:20,299
There's a solution, but
I'm not sure you'll like it.
1215
01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:24,500
Go ahead, we'll see...
1216
01:20:34,740 --> 01:20:36,380
So? Are you happy now?
1217
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:36,900
Yeah...
1218
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:38,100
What, you're not happy?
1219
01:20:38,140 --> 01:20:39,620
Oh yeah, I'm great...
1220
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:43,220
I don't understand. Your first
Grand Prix, first line-up, a super car...
1221
01:20:43,340 --> 01:20:46,340
your friends and your
girlfriend. What's wrong, Daniel?
1222
01:20:46,380 --> 01:20:48,060
It's the sponsor!
1223
01:20:48,100 --> 01:20:49,220
"National Police"
1224
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:53,299
Can you believe it? We find him
money, a car and he's still not happy.
1225
01:20:56,379 --> 01:21:00,099
Tell those cheerleaders to
stop waving... they distract me!
1226
01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:03,540
You know what you could
do to really make me happy?
1227
01:21:03,580 --> 01:21:04,180
Yeah? What's that?
1228
01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:08,260
Win that fucking race! We don't
give a damn about the sponsor!
1229
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:12,900
Ok then, take the champagne out
of the freezer, so it's not too cold!
1230
01:21:19,460 --> 01:21:22,300
Let's go, Daniel...!
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