All language subtitles for 4F88BA3B480D65531B4CFC5D9CFA2020_eng (THE WEDDING PACT)

- And last, I would
just like to say

good luck in this new
chapter of our lives.

Excuse the cliche,

but they say that time
flies when you're having fun.

And I don't know about you guys,

but I have had the
best time of my life here

at Madison college.

Now...

Point me to the keg.

- What a douche.

- Bring it in here, girls.
- Why do I get the feeling

we'll be calling Bob
senator one day?

In 20 years, that guy's
gonna be the president.

- Everybody's
having a good time.

I'm already having a good time.

- Dude.
- Hey!

Don't start with me.

- Look, the first semester,
she was totally single,

and you were actually
the first person to meet her.

- Yeah, I know. I
know I blew it, okay?

I mean, usually I
got pretty good game.

But, you know, I
get around Elizabeth

and I get all loopy.

- Yeah, well...

Speaking of game, how'd
the breakup go with Rosie?

- What do you mean, how'd it go?

She kicked me in the nuts.
- Ooh. Were you wearing?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

You had to know that was coming.
- Oh, yeah.

- Oh, here she comes.
- Hi, guys.

- Hey!

- Hi.
- Hey.

- What are you
guys talking about?

- Baseball and...
- Oh.

Guy stuff?
- Yeah.

- So macho.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, let me get
who wants a beer?

- Yeah, I'll have - beer?
Two beers, three beers?

- I'm okay. Thank you.

So... Tomorrow's graduation.

It's crazy, right?

- I know, right?
It's like four years

- went by like that.
- Yeah.

You should fly to
visit me in San Diego.

- Mm...

Yeah, I don't know.

- You don'tyou don't know
if you wanna come see me?

- No, no, it's not
it's not what you think.

It's...You know.
What I told you.

- Oh, the claustrophobia stuff.

- Yes, I

- I kinda thought you
were kidding about that.

- No. I don't kid about that.

I thought it was just
elevators and things like that.

- Yeah, it is, but then
it kicks in pretty good

The whole fear of plunging
to a fiery, screaming death

tends to amplify it a bit.
- Right.

- We can talk about
something else.

- Sure. But I do want
you to come visit me.

- Okay.

- Lizzie!

- Um, hold on one second.

I guess maybe one
regret that I have is that,

you know, with all the stupid
boyfriends and girlfriends

that we both had

that you and I
never gave it a shot.

Let's make a deal, Mitch.

In ten years, if we haven't
married other people,

we marry each other.

What do you say?

- Lizzie!

We're gonna leave without you.

- Okay. Hold on.

What do you say?

- Sure!

- I love you so much, Mitch.

- I love you too.

- Okay. I'll see you soon.

- Okay.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Huh? So?

How'd it go?

- To be honest,

I think I just got engaged.

Now listen, I know
what you're all thinking.

Yeah, right, he's gonna
wait ten years to marry her.

I will admit, I
did think about it.

For about a month.

Now, as you can see,
when I go on the first date,

I got it down pretty
good. I mean,

look at the way they
laugh at my jokes.

You can't fake that.

Although with women,
you never really can tell.

But first date I'm king.

When we get a little
deeper in the relationship...

- Mitch, this is the best
birthday dinner ever.

You'd better be careful, mister.

I might just use
the "l" word tonight.

- That's when
things go kablooey.

It's your birthday?

- Don't ever call me again.

- For the last time,
my name is Eleanor,

not Elizabeth, jerk!

- Well, ten years later,

I'm still single.

And I heard that Elizabeth
already got married,

so I guess it's just
not meant to be.

- Okay.

This is from me.

- Thank you, Karen.
- Happy Birthday, Mitch.

- Thank you. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, come on.

Look at that.

- Nice watch.
What'd that run you?

- Easy! Thank you, Karen.

You're welcome.

- Seriously, I, uh,
I feel truly blessed

to have friends like you.

Are these wonderful gifts
are just too much, so...

- You're welcome!
- Thank you.

Most of you.

- Is this a party, or what?

- Look at you! You made it!

- Hey, dude, I took the
last ferry from montauk,

got here in no time.
- And yet, you never visit.

- Nice hat.
- Thank you very much.

This is my good
friend Dave breem

from college, everybody.

- This a birthday
party or a funeral?

Come on!
- Funeral.

- Hey, hey, hey, easy.

Now, who scored
this month's bonus

and is picking up
tonight's check, huh?

To Mitch. All: To Mitch.

- Thank you very much.
- Salud.

- Waitress!

Another round. Cheap stuff?

- Good night, ladies!

- Hey, guys, it's last call.

Would you like anything else
before I close out your tab?

- No, I think just
the check, thanks.

- Uh, um...

I would like to buy
me and my buddy

two shots of whiskey.

Why don't you, uh...
Keep the change?

Huh?

- You always know the
right thing to do, man.

- That is because I'm
the ying to your Yang.

Oh!

- What? Oh, mydude.

- Happy Birthday.

- Come on!
- Mm-hmm.

- You kept this?

- Ten years, man.
How you holding up?

- Eh.

Man, if she only waited,

we would have
been great together.

- Yeah, I know.

- Eh. Stupid to
think a girl like her

can go ten years and
not find somebody.

I mean, it's not
like I didn't try.

I mean, I scoured the
Internet, you know?

Facebook, Twitter nothing.

This woman's off
the grid. Thank you.

- Well, what if I told you

- oh, my God, who
ordered the cabo?

Seriously, I said
bottom shelf, guys!

You know what? I bet
you it was damn Carl.

- Dude, would you
stop? In two seconds,

you're not even
gonna care about that.

- Yeah, that I'd like.

- Then this you'll love.

You sitting down?
- Yeah, Dave.

I'm sitting down.
- Okay, okay.

She never got married.

- No way.
- Yes, way!

- No, no, no, 'cause I
read in the alumni mag

are you messing with me?

- I'm not messing with you.
- Don't mess with me.

- I'm not messing with you.
In fact, I'm trying to help you.

I read the same thing too.
But I called the alumni office.

She never got married.

This is her last known
address in San Diego.

- San Diego.

Happy Birthday!

It's meant to be, man!
- This might be meant to be.

- This is really meant to be.
- This might be meant to be.

- I'll drink to that.

- Mmm!
- Oh, my God.

Ugh...
- Give me my change!

Dude, there's such
better Mexican in this town.

Why do you keep
going to this dump?

- 'Cause it's got
it's fiesta hour.

We got, you know, free drinks.

- Uhh...But it'sugh.

So what are you gonna do?

- Be honest?

Probably same thing
I've always donenothing.

- Can I be honest?

That's stupid, man.
Come ongo after the girl!

- She lives a long way away,
and I am terrified of flying.

- Then drive.

- What about my job?

- You hate your job.
- What about my fish?

- I'll feed your fish.
- What about my plants?

- I'll water 'em.
- What if she

- doesn't love me back?
- Well, what if she

love me back?
- All right.

You're an animal.

- Come on, man.
What if she does?

You'll never know
unless you get in this car

and go find out.

Yo, yo!

Thanks for the cocktails!

- Carl?
- Yeah.

- Douche.
- Douche.

- We're heading to val's. You
and your buddy wanna come?

- Yeah, Mitch, come
on. Come for a night cap.

- Yeah, Mitch. Come!

- I'm gonna have to pass.

- What, do you got
something better to do?

- Yes, I do.

I'm going to San Diego.

Yeah! All right!

I'll come.

- Okay, so driving
across country

and just showing up at
her place with no warning?

Some people
might think it's crazy.

Or creepy. But I
think it's romantic.

- Bam.

Uh!

- Wow, you're a long
way away from home.

Hey, there.
- Uh, hi.

- Where ya headed?
- Uh, San Diego.

- You look exhausted.
How long you been driving?

- Sheesh. About 11 hours.

- What's your name, patriot?

- Mitch.
- Hey, Mitch.

Nice to meet ya. I'm Laura.

- Hi.
- You know, I run

a bed and breakfast
just up the road.

- Oh, well, uh... That's okay.

- Come on. I didn't
meant to startle ya.

But you just look
too cute not to meet.

I got a nice bed
and a hot shower.

I was even gonna cook.

You like spicy?

Yeah, I don't know.

Mmm. Oh, my gosh.

That was fantastic.

Thank you.
- That's sweet.

There's more if you like.
- After 11 hours of driving

and three glasses of
wine and a meal like that...

Just point me to bed. I am done.

- Mmm. Bed. That
sounds real nice.

Oh

You really are cute.

Don't move.

- Wh

- hello.

Oh, hey, Rudy.

It's my brother.

It'll just be a sec.

- Okay.
- Really?

That's kinda last minute.

But I have a guest here.

All right, I'll see ya in a bit.

My brother and his friends
get together once a week

and they lost their
usual place, so...

He asked if he could come here.

But I said he had
to be real quiet.

Um...

I'll just...

Probably...
- Okay.

Who is she, and what's her name?

- What do you mean?

Uh...

Elizabeth.

I haven't seen
her since college,

and we made this pact back then

that if we weren't
married in ten years,

we were gonna marry each other.

So here it is ten years later,

and, uh... I'm gonna
track her down.

- You made the
old friend college

ten-year pact?

- Sounds kinda dumb
when you say it like that.

- No, it is kinda dumb.

- Maybe, but... I have to try.

- Are you sure?

- If I had a nickel

for every time a beautiful
woman like yourself

tried to take me to bed,
including right now...

- You'd have a nickel?

- Maybe a dime.

- Well, she's lucky to have you,

even if she doesn't know it.

- Thank you.

- I would love to find some guy

to take me away from this life.

- You? I'm sure you
have plenty of offers.

- I seem to be
attracted to losers.

- Wait a minute.

Did she just call me a loser?

I haven't felt that awkward
since my first day of college.

- Here we go.
- Whoop! Yeah.

- College!
- All right!

Got in.

- Mitch.
- Oh.

I'm Dave.
- Hey.

Cool!
- Okay, all right.

This'll work.

Now that that's settled,
I'm gonna go take a whiz.

College!
- College.

O-ma-o-ma-my-ma...

O-ma-o-ma-my-ma...

- What the f

Aah! Ohh!

Ohh!

Mitch?

A-are you all right?

- I'm fine.

Thank you.

- I thought I heard
a crash in there.

- Uh...

I just dropped some
change on the table.

I'm good.

- Honey, can you
open the door, please?

- Ohh...

Coming.

Ohh...Ooh.

See? All good.

- Actually, I'm
glad you're awake.

- Oh, really?

- My brother and his
friends are outside,

and he'd like to meet you.
- Your brother what?

- He'd like to meet you.
- Do you think

that's a good idea?
I mean, he seems...

Pretty busy with
the boys and all.

- Laura! Get your sorry butt
out here with your friend now.

- Rudy, don't push me!

Mitch is getting dressed

and will be out in a minute!

Sorry.
- That's okay.

- If you could...
- If you could just get dressed

and come out with me,
it would be really great.

- I'll be out in a sec.

- Okay.

I'm dead!

- I knew about you
as soon as I met you.

- As did I you, sir.

- Sir.
- Sir?

Well, look out, everybody.

Here comes sir Rudy!

- Well, I gotta get going.
Got a long drive ahead of me.

- Hey, listen, we are
gonna be out in Zuma

in the next couple weeks.

If you need any help, you call.

Deal?
- Deal.

And thanks for that
all-American burger.

- You're welcome.

- I know he can be
an obnoxious jerk.

But he's my brother.
- It's family.

Hey, Laura, thank
you for everything.

And take care of yourself.
- You too, darling.

Now, go find Elizabeth.

Have your friend call me.

- Will do.

Strawberries and cream.

Listen, babe, wait.

Yello?

- Hey, man.

- Oh, hey, man! Where are you?

- Texas.
- Texas?

Only two things in Texas

and you're not a steer.

- How's it going? You
got a number for me?

- Sorry, but you're
really... Not gonna like this.

- Aw, dude, after
the night I had,

it's not even gonna
matter. Just shoot.

Yeah, she doesn't

live in, um, San Diego.

She lives in Hawaii.
- Hawaii?

- Yeah, dude, Hawaii.
But look, you can do this.

- How am I gonna get to Hawaii?

Is there a boat?
- No, dude.

Not unless you
want to spend $5,000.

But you can take a flight.

What the

- I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.

I will book youcome
here. I'll book you a ticket.

Right there.
Perfect, baby, just

- all right, look, just book it.

And I got the number
of a smoking hot woman

I'll give you, okay?

- Oh, really? One sec.

How hot?

- Just book the ticket.

- All right, okay. Guess what.

All right, one
second. Ooh...Pow!

All right, mm-hmm.

You owe me $600.

- Fine.
- Call you back.

I'm in the middle of
something. Safe flight.

Ooh! Hit me one time.

- We got you in 21b.
It's a middle seat.

Apologize. That's all we have.

Have a good flight. Mahalo.

- Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

Please make sure you are
with your bags at all times.

Do not leave bags unattended.

- You okay?

'Cause you don't look well.

- I-I don't like flying.

- Oh, God, me
neither. It's just gross.

Hey, look, uh...

I was gonna pound half
of this before the flight.

No need to waste
it. You wanna share?

- How'd you get
that past security?

- I lifted it off a duty-free.

- Welcome to the amarillo
international airport.

For your safety, please
obey the following

airport guidelines.

- Drink deeply.

Yeah.

- Oh, my goodness.
Come to daddy.

Mm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Mm! Mm!

- Oh, yeah, baby.
- Thank you.

- Mm-hmm.

You're welcome.

- Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

We are now boarding
aloha flight 3345

to Honolulu.

- Um...That's me. Is that you?

- Uh, that's me.
- Yah, that's us.

That's good. That's us.

All right.

All right. I'll, uh...See
you on the plane.

All righty.

Keep that. It's for you.

- Boarding group 4.

Only those passengers with
a 4 on their boarding pass

should come to the gate.

- Ah! We're going down!

I'm so sorry. It's my phone.

I'm sorry. It's Dave.

Hello.
- Dude, oh, good, I got you.

Where are you?
- I'm boarding right now.

- No! Get off. I was wrong.

Elizabeth is not in Hawaii.

She's.

- Yeah.
- Your pilot's drunk.

- Don't get on the plane.
- Where am I going?

- She's in Pasadena.
- Pasadena?

- You're welcome.

- Morning.
- Morning, honey.

- Anything in there
that I need to know?

- Once again, not
unless you like politics.

- Mm, my favorite.

I don't know how you
read that day after day.

Doesn't it drive you nuts?

- If you don't read
about what's going on

in this country, Elizabeth,

how can you expect to
be an educated voter?

- Vote? What's that?

Mom, I'm kidding. God.

- I was thinking of going over

and taking in a movie today.

Care to join me?
- I would love to,

but I have an appointment
with Mrs. Stanton and her kids.

- The family you sponsor?

- Yeah. They're
part of my training.

Three weeks, and then
I'm a full-time social worker.

And I have to go
get ready for work.

What time did they say
buddy was gonna be ready?

- 5:00.
- Thank you.

- Turn on rush in the car.

- She must be unlisted,
'cause I got nothing.

- No, I know, I tried
I tried everybody.

What would you do
did you try Becky?

Maybe you should
give her a call.

- Oh, Becky?
- Hey.

- That chick scares me.

- Ah...

Yeah, try Becky and then
get back to me, all right?

- I'll text her.
- Okay.

Take care, buddy.
- Peace!

- God!
- Don't freak out.

- Whoawhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- What the hell you
doing with my girl?

- I wasn't doing anything!
- Shut up!

- J-just don't cut me.
- I said shut up.

- Damn it, Eddie,
just leave me alone.

- So, uh...How long
this been going on?

- There's nothing going on.

- He gives me
everything you don't.

- What?
- What?

- You just don't love me!

- So I don't love you, huh?

Then what's this then?

- What the hell am I
supposed to do with that?

- Fine.

Choke on it.
- Hey!

Is that how you want her to
remember the big question?

Listen, do you know how long

some people wait
their whole lives

to be with the one
person they love,

and you two morons
have found each other,

and you're wasting precious time

acting like children.

Now, she obviously loves you

if she's jumping in a car
with a complete stranger...

Right?

- Right.
- Looking to get your attention.

Now, he obviously loves you

if he's willing to go to
prison for life over you.

- Well, it'd probably be
10 to 12 for good behavior.

- The point is the two of
you are right here right now,

and you know what you want.

- I'm so sorry, baby.

I just get worried
you're gonna leave me.

- I love you so much,

and I want you to
be my one and only.

- Oh, Eddie, I just want
you so bad right now.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Why don't you hop back here

and give me some of
that sweet-smelling sugar.

- I'm, uh... I'm gonna step out.

- Daddy's waiting for you, baby.

- I wouldn't know, but I imagine

the sex right after a marriage
proposal's pretty good.

I just hope it's quick
too. And not messy.

- Four-letter word...

For a female ending in "unt."

Ha. Aunt.

A-u-n-t.

Carter residence.

- Mrs. Carter.

Yes.

- H-hello?

H

hello?

Damn it.

Yes?

- Mrs. Carter -
whatever you're selling,

I'm not buying.

But thank you for trying.

- You on the cell
phone, pull over now!

Welcome to California.

- Hello.

- Hi, Mrs. Carter.
Please don't hang up.

- Who is this? Is this acorn?

- No. My name's Mitch Becker.

I'm an old college
friend of Elizabeth's.

I was trying to get
in touch with her.

- Uh-huh. Pecker.

- No. Becker, with a "b."

- Oh. Oh, Mitch!

Mitch! Oh, I'm so sorry.

- I was trying to get
in touch with Elizabeth.

I'm in town. I'd
like to see her.

- Oh, she'll be so
excited to hear from you.

Oh, my goodness.
Listen, do you have

one of those g.S.P.
Thingies in your car?

If you do, you could meet
her at the dog groomer.

She's picking up
her dog at 5:00.

- That'd be great. Um...

- Well, let me get
you the address then.

Oh, she'll be so
surprised to see you!

- Hi, Lizzie.
- Hey, Sally.

Is buddy ready?
- You betcha.

I'll go get him.

Thanks.

Knock it off!

Shut up!

Hey, I said quiet!

Go see mommy. There she is!

- How are you?
How do you feel, boy?

- He did great, as always.
- Oh, thanks.

You wanna go on a run later?

Okay!
- How's the training going?

- Good. I'm almost done.

Sounds crazy back
there. How are you?

- Uh, honestly,
I'm thinking cats.

Buddy, no!

- Ohh! God!

- Oh, my gosh! Buddy, stay!

Bad dog! Sir, are you okay?

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

Are you all right?

Oh, my God, I feel so bad.

- Elizabeth.

- Mitch?

Back soon, mom.

Welcome home, buddy.

Elizabeth: Pink toenail Polish.

I got beaten up.

- I'm speechless!
- No.

It's really you.
- It's really me.

- You look great.

- I was just about to say
the same thing about you.

- So what are you doing here?

You look like you need
to tell me something.

Are you sick? You're
not sick, are you?

- No. No, no. Uh...

What about you?

Last I heard, you were married.

- Hmm. Uh, no, not yet.

I was going to, and
that didn't happen.

It wasn't, um...

Really my choice.

What about you?

- Me.
- Mm-hmm.

Married?

- I would have thought
you'd be married by now.

- Funny you should say that.

- Why?
- It's...

It's funny because I...

I, um...

Have to go to the bathroom,

and I will be right back.

- Okay.
- Excuse me.

Oh, come on, Mitch.

Get it together, man!

You've been waiting on this.

It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be good.

You got this. You got this.

Really. 'Cause now
you're talking to your penis.

That's fantastic.

Great.

Elizabeth...

We made a promise to each other

ten years ago.

I'm here to honor that promise.

I'm here to say to you,
"will you marry me?"

I'm sorry.

- Good luck, bro.

- Jake, remember
how I told you about

my college best
friend who was a guy,

and you said that
it was impossible

for guys and
girls to be friends,

'cause the guy always
wants to get in the girl's pants?

- Well, no, babe, what I
actually said was only guys

who are friends with
attractive women can't be.

- Jake Jones, meet my
college best friend Mitch Becker.

- How you doing?
- Nice to meet you.

- Oh, wait a minute.
I do remember!

Yeah, from some of the college
photos that you showed me.

- Yes!
- I didn't recognize you

without that perm.

- Ha ha ha.

- Knock it off.

- I'm just messing
around. Friend?

- Friends.
- Good. That's better.

Because I could not have
you come to my wedding

hating my fiance.

- Huh?

- Jake and I are
getting married.

- Really?

Congratulations.

When?

- Ten days.

- That's fantastic!

- You should stay
for the wedding!

Would you?

- Well, while he
contemplates that,

I'll go ahead and pay the check.

- I'll get it.
- Okay.

- Just tell him I'll
be there in a sec.

I'm on my way, okay?

God!

Oh, wait a minute. I
have something for you.

- You do?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here you go.
- No!

Babe, it's beautiful. Thank you.

- Wait a minute. I just
gave you a wedding ring.

I need a little something
extra than that.

Mmm. - Mm. Thank you.

- She didn't think I
could get the ring resized

in time for the wedding.
- I didn't say that.

- But I did, and she was wrong.

Like she always is.
- Okay, don't listen to him.

I am not always wrong.
- Oh, really?

What about the Christmas
party last yearremember?

- You're gonna bring
up the Christmas party?

- Yeah, I'myou
gotta hear this, rich.

This is hysterical.
- Mitch.

- We're at this lame
Christmas party last year,

something for her
mom's whatever.

- Nice.
- They finally break out

this karaoke machine,
so I start doing

a couple of ll cool j
songs. It was hilarious.

Seriously.
- Honestly, it was awful.

- It was awesome.
Are you kidding?

The early stuff.
Not the later crap.

Anyway, so we get ready to
leave at the end of the night

and then Elizabeth
here starts dousing

her Debbie downer
spray all over the place,

getting on my case
about drinking too much,

having too much fun,
we gotta call a cab.

- So did you?

- No, I didn't call a
cab. She called a cab.

But I was fine to drive.
- No, you weren't.

That's why I called the cab.
- Point is

is that she was wrong.
She was wrong about that.

She's wrong about this thing.
She's wrong a lot of the time.

- I think we get it, okay?

- I think it's cute, though.
- Hey, okay. Um...

How about where I could
get a hotel around here.

- No. You'll just stay
with me and my mom.

- Whoa, whoa, we got
a big week ahead of us.

We got the wedding.
We got the race.

- What race?
- Jake and I have been training

for this couples marathon
for like six months.

- Couples marathon.
- Yeah.

It's a pretty big deal.

They only let like 12
couples even do it.

- You should come
with us tomorrow.

- What, you want him
to go to the race too?

Yeah, fine, why don't you
come to the bridal shower

while you're at it?
- Well, I don't want to impose.

- You're not imposing, and I'm
not gonna take no for an answer.

We have the perfect guest room.

- Okay.

- And you'll stay
for the wedding?

- Sure.
- It's gonna be

just like old times!

- Just like old times.
- Sweetheart,

we really gotta get going.

- I have to go see Jake's
dad for a couple of things

for the wedding, but
I'll see you at the house.

Do you remember
how to get there?

- Yeah, yeah. It's in the GPS.

- Okay. See you.
- Later, rich.

- It's Mitch.

Computer: Turn left.

In one mile, turn left.

You have arrived
at your destination.

- Yello.
- Yeah, hey, it's me.

- Oh, hey!
- Yeah, good job, nostradamus.

She's getting
married in ten days.

- All right, that's great!

- No, not to me.

- Oh...

I did not predict that.

- Yeah. I got a prediction.

When I get home, I'm gonna

- Hi.
- Hi, Joyce, how are you?

- Good to see you.
- You too.

- Could you please tell my
father I'm here to see him?

- Sure.
- Thanks.

Sir, your son is here.

No, he's with Elizabeth.

Oh, okay.

You can go in.
- Thanks.

- Thanks.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

He just said Jake, Elizabeth.

- Ah. It's okay. Just go.

Damn it.

- Didn't I tell you
to come alone?

- She was with me.
What could I do?

- You drop her off
at home on the way.

Have a seat.

- What do you want, dad?

- Big Chinese exporter's
thinking about hiring this firm.

- That's great, but what
does that have to do with me?

- It always has
something to do with you.

Don't you wanna
run this firm one day?

- Are you thinking about
letting me handle the account?

No. What, do you
think I'm crazy?

- Then why am I here, dad?

- Um... You and, uh,

you and her doing okay?

I mean, the wedding's still on?

- Well, if by her
you mean Elizabeth,

then the answer's yes,
the wedding's still on.

- She sign the prenup?

- So that's it?

Good old dad looking
out for the family interests?

And forget about love,

but let's just make sure
the money's safe, right?

- Did she sign the prenup?

- Yeah. Yeah, she signed it.

Two days ago.

- Well, that's good,
son. That's good.

I can't afford any

I mean, we can't
afford any problems,

any surprises.

The Chinese believe
that a good home life

is essential to
a good work life,

and their vetting process
is extremely thorough.

Any shenanigans could
blow this whole deal,

and we're talking big dollars.

I would appreciate
it if you didn't

embarrass your
family or this firm.

- Not to worry, dad.

I'll do my best not
to embarrass you.

- Good. Now that
we're on the same page,

you can go.

- Is this it right here?
- Yeah, this is it.

Oh, buddy, get down!

- Oh, that's okay, Mrs. Carter.

I'm a dog person.

- Good news for you, buddy.

Look,

I call you Mitch.

Why don't you
just call me Donna?

- Okay. Thank you, Donna.
- You're welcome.

You're welcome. If you
need anything, ask buddy.

- Okay.
- All right?

I'll be right downstairs.
- Thank you.

- Hi.

Now what, huh?

- You're not gonna say anything

about what just
happened in there?

- You know, I think
it's really ridiculous

that you got this guy
staying at your place.

- Who, Mitch?

What's wrong with Mitch?

- Elizabeth, it's ten
days before our wedding.

Now, all of a sudden, you
have some ex-boyfriend

- he's not my ex-boyfriend.
- That's right.

He's your best friend.

And ten days before our wedding,

he decides to shack up
with you at your place?

- Oh, come on.
- Actually, it's not

even your place, though, is it?

It's my place.

I...

I can't believe you would
throw that in my face.

You knew my mom
and I's situation.

You're the one that
came up with the idea

for us to live there.

I don't know what your
dad said to you up there,

but please stop taking
it out on me, okay?

- You gonna sign the prenup?

- What?

- Are you gonna sign the prenup?

- Jake, I haven't even
really had a chance to read

- Elizabeth, I really
need you to sign that.

- Well, I've had a lot
on my mind with the race

and the wedding. I'm working...

- Really? You've had
a lot on your mind?

I've had a lot on my mind too.

I've had the race on my
mind, the wedding on my mind.

I have this prenup on my mind

that you seem to
never want to talk about.

Now guess what now I
have Mitch on my mind.

Thanks for that. Some
dweeb I don't even know

who's staying with
my-soon-to-be wife

in the house that I paid for.

- I really don't want to talk to
you about this right now, okay?

Can you please
just take me home?

- Fine.

I'm sorry. I love you.

- Love you too.

TV host: Welcome back.

Okay, now there has been
a lot of talk about voter fraud,

and we are here to
discuss - hey, Donna?

- Hey.
- Yeah, I was gonna

go grab a beer. Is
anyplace close by?

- Oh. Up the street,
there's lucky's.

- Perfect. Can you tell
Elizabeth where I am?

- Of course. I think buddy
and I can handle that.

Right, buddy?

Have fun.
- Thank you.

Ooh!

Ah-oh!
- Hey, groin shots

are off-limits.

Anything else is fair game.

- Hi.

- Hey. What can I get you?

- I'll just have a beer, please.

- Sure.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Would you like to start a tab?

- Sure.
- Aah!

- What is that?

- It's called the whipping post.

I'll have a beer too.

Put it on this guy's tab.
- Oh!

Where's Elizabeth?

- I dropped her home.
- Ah.

What are you doing here?

Don't you have a
big race tomorrow?

- What are you doing here?

- I'm just having a beer.

- No. What are you doing here?

- Why would anybody
do that to themselves?

- I knew you were a wussy
from the moment I met you.

- I'm not a wussy.
I'm just not stupid.

- Oh, yeah?

Prove it.

- No.

See? Wussy.

- You actually challenging
me to a rat tail competition?

- Tell you what.

Bet 1,000 to your
100 you tap out first.

- Hey, everybody.
Jake just bet $1,000 to...

I'm sorry, what's your name?
- Bitch.

- Mitch.
- To Mitch that he can

take him in the whipping post!

Whipping post, whipping post!

Whipping post, whipping post,

whipping post, whipping post,

whipping
- let's do this.

- Whipping post, whipping post!

Whoo!

- Let's do it!

Okay, mates, here are the rules.

Trade off whips with your
towels until someone taps out.

You tap out, you lose.

No head or groin shots.
Everything else is fair game.

If after five whips
there's still no winner,

we dunk those towels
in ice water, boys.

Understand?

- Yeah, I understand...
- Yeah, okay.

Let's whip it out, boys.

- So, uh, you know, how
does this get going here?

- Are these regulation towels?

- Oh!
- Ooh!

- See that, see that?

Kick his ass, Nate!

- Come on.
- See what you got.

Ow!

- Seems kinda dumb.

Ah!

- Wanna tap out?
- I'm good.

Okay. Okay.
- Sure you wanna do this,

college friend?

Ow! God!
- Right in the nipple.

- That's a good shot. Good shot.

- Need a break in this, or what?

- No, we keep going.

Oh. - Whoo!

Man, what

oh, God!
- Oh!

- That was right
there! That was

- sorry. I don't know.
I've never done it before.

- Keep your whips up.
- All right, I'll keep it up.

- Get this guy?
- We keeping score or...

- Ooh!
- That was a little high.

No, I know, it's -
let's keep it down.

- You want out? You good?

You wow! Son of a

You felt that one, didn't ya?

- Ow! He's hitting
the same spot!

Come on! Can't he
move it around a little bit?

- You all right?
- Yeah!

One-trick pony?

Oh, what were the rules again?

- Mm!

Aah!

- These two idiots
have actually made it

to the wet whip.

It is now time for
these two fools

to whip each other
at the same time.

- Just bow out, man.

- That's not gonna
happen. You bow out.

- Let's go. Come on.

- Okay, let's whip it out, boys.

- Let's whip it out.

Hey!

Are you both crazy?

That's it. Show's over.

- Boo!
- Come on!

- What were you both thinking?

- Talk about this tomorrow?

- I'm good with that.

- I'm taking Mitch home.

And I'm gonna see
you at 10:00 A.M.

Man: What is that,
your mom? Ha ha ha!

Come on!
- You had him, Jake.

- Thanks.

- Somebody should
tend to those wounds,

but you're definitely
too drunk to drive.

- You got any suggestions?

- I live right upstairs.

Mitch: Ah...

Ohh... Oh!

Gah! Ah!

- What the hell
were you thinking?

Do you need some help?

- If you've come to yell at me,

I think I'm suffering
enough as it is.

- I'm not gonna yell at you.

- Here.
- What the hell

were you thinking?
- Oh, my gosh.

Oh...

Ah! - I'm sorry.

Ow...

- Oh, my gosh!

Where did you find this?

- Oh. Friggin' Dave.

He was busting my
balls about that, so...

- You ate so many
hot dogs that day.

- 27. I remember
every one of them.

- I ate a lot too.

- If memory serves,
you had three.

- Three is a lot.
- Three's a lot?

- Yes. I mean, not
as many as 27, but...

- Well, no, yeah,
look at my face,

and, you know, look at yours.

- We're babies.

Okay. I'm off to bed.

Good night.

- Good night.

Hey. Don't you judge me.

You wanna sleep together?

- College.
- College.

Come on, open!

Hi.

- Hi.

- I can't get my door open.

You think you could help me out?

- Your door...

Oh, that's nice.

- Yeah, it's stuck.
- Um...

Your door's stuck.
Yeah, let me, uh,

let me take a look.

- All runners should
be making your way

to registration now.

He said 10:00 A.M.

Right?

- Yeah.

- Maybe he got held up.

- I don't know, but I can't
wait for him anymore.

I'm gonna go register, okay?

- We'll be right here, honey.

- Donna, what's the
deal with this guy?

I don't know.

Oh, Mitch, I don't know.

Speak of the devil...

- Hey!

Hey, where have you been?

And whatwhy aren't
you dressed for the race?

- Whatwhat?

Oh, my God!

Are you drunk?
- No, I'm not drunk.

I was drunk. I'm
just hung over now.

- Mitch, could
you grab his stuff?

- Hey, don'tdon't
don't touch my stuff, bro.

All right?

- If she sees you
like this, it will kill her.

- Relax, Donna.

Give me a break. Where is she?

- She's at registration.

- Hey, I wasn't
talking to you, dirt bag!

You know, we could finish

what we started
last night if you want.

- All right, let's go, 12-step.

- Oh, great.

That's what I thought.

Let's do this thing.

Ow! Ow!
- Nate

Get away from me!

Ah...Uh...

- I'll go find a doctor.

- What happened?
- You do that!

- Whatever happens,
do not tell Elizabeth

you've been drinking.

- Just quit yelling at me!
God, I have a headache!

- Good luck to you.
- Thank you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Team name.
- Welcome back, Carter.

- Okay.

Here you go. These are for you.

- Thanks.
- I'll see you

at the starting line.
- Okay.

- Next. Team name.

- I'm not gonna be too sure
until I look at some x-rays.

But what I see so far looks
like a high ankle sprain.

- Ow! Ow!

- Oh, no, what happened?

Speak.

- I-it was a freak
accident, babe.

I stepped out of the
car and I rolled my ankle.

- Is that the truth?

Mitch.

- It's pretty much what I saw.

- Do you think
there's any possibility

of him running today?
- Babe, he's a doctor.

I can't run.
- Like I say,

I gotta look at some x-rays.

- So that's it?

What about Mrs.
Stanton and her kids?

- I think the pledges
will understand.

- Final call for registration.

- I don't think so.

- Well, we're not
gonna find out,

'cause I'll run.

- What?
- If you'll have me.

- I will so have you.

Can you handle Jake?

Mitch and I have a race to run.

- Wait, whoa
wait, wait, wait

- go get 'em, guys.
- Wait, I

- shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

- Ow!
- All couples should be

making their way
to the starting line.

- I got it, I got it.

- How long is this thing anyway?

- Probably best
if you don't know.

Just remember, keep an even pace

and remember
that you're doing it

for Mrs. Stanton and her kids.

- Mrs. Stanton
and her kids. Right.

Okay. This gonna
mess up my pedicure?

- The Pasadena couples
marathon is about to begin.

- I should have gone to
the bathroom first, right?

- Ladies and gentlemen,
do not break your connection,

or you will be disqualified.

Also, make sure you
stay in the course,

especially when
you hit trail hill.

- Trail what?
- Shh!

- Therethere's a hill?

- In your position.

On your marks...

Get set...

- Ow!
- Oh, stop complaining.

- Donna, I can do it
by myself, all right?

- Oh, shut up. I'm helping.

- I can't believe she's
running that race with Mitch.

I bet they don't even finish.

- Oh, ho! She will.

I just hope Mitch survives.

- So he just stepped in, huh?

- I know. Crazy, right?

- Yeah. Well, we have
checkpoints all over this place.

If they were to have quit,

we would have found out by now.

- Come on, baby!

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

Come on, baby!

- Oh, wow.
- Whoo, whoo, whoo.

Are you all right?
Are you all right?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Hey, hey.

You okay?
- Oh, my gosh!

Should we call an ambulance? Oh!

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

Put your arm around me. Hold on.

Oh, look at this. Oh, my God!

- Go, Lizzie!
- You all right?

- Mitch! Here, sweetheart.

Oh, my God.

You okay? Come on.

- As I get closer and
closer to Elizabeth,

I'm beginning to feel more
and more confident about this.

- Morning, sunshine.

- Good morning, mommy.

Mommy?

- You're not my mom!
- Mm-mm.

Good thing.

- Oh. Oh, God, it hurts to move.

- I figured it would.

That way, you can't kick me out.

- Doesn't it remind you of
when we were camping?

I could stay here all day.

- I don't think I have a choice.

I think I left my credit card
at the bar the other night.

- Lizzie!

Are you up?
- Uh, yeah.

- Just got a call from the
wedding photographer.

He needs to change
his appointment

to 10:30 A.M. tomorrow.

- Okay. Thank you.
- You're welcome!

- I actually forgot I had
that appointment today.

- I'm sorry, Liz, I have to ask.

- Yes?

Why are you marrying this guy?

- Excuse me?

- No, I'm just saying, it's...

From what I've seen, you're
not very happy with him.

And if you don't mind me saying,

he's kind of a dick.

- Wow.

- What, you disagree?

- What would you like
for me to do, Mitch?

Do you want me to
dump Jake and marry you?

- And who do you think you are,

you're gonna come
here after ten years

and you're gonna judge me?

- Wait a second. Forow.

For your information,

I barely made it through Texas

coming out here to find you.

If I want to judge, I'll judge!

- Okay, now we're
gonna play that card?

The "I worked so
hard to find you"?

Come on, give me a break.

- It's no card.

- Fine. I'll bite.

Laura!

There he is.

- Hey, Rudy
- come here, you!

Bring it in. Bring it in.

So...I heard you're spending
the night at my sister's.

- Uh, yes, sir.
- Did you have sex with her yet?

- Rudy!
- Sorry.

I'm just kidding. But
I heard she's good.

I'm just kidding!

Hey, would you like to
hang out with us a bit?

Me and my boys, we're gonna
be hanging around the fire,

saying a couple chants.

- What kinda chants?

- Well, number one,
our lord and savior, j.C.

- J...

- Jesus Christ.

- Right.

Can I ask what
the bonfire's about?

I mean, don't you guys
usually burn...Crosses?

- Whoa, whoa.

Who do you think we are?

- K.K.K.?

What would make you say that?

- It might have something
to do with the white robes.

- Laura, first of all,
they're not white

they're taupe.

- You've heard of
the hell's angels?

- Of course.
- Well, they are

the heaven's angels.

- Oh...
- We're a small group,

but we're growing fast.

- The robes are what
they call angel shrouds.

- Yo, Rudy, the boys are
getting restless waiting on you.

How much longer we gotta wait?

- Would you like to join us
for our ceremony this evening?

- If I refuse?

- I'll just have the boys
come over and, uh,

they'll just kick
the snot outta you.

- Let's chant!

- All right, well,
you boys have fun.

I'm outta here.
- You're going?

- Oh, yeah.

- Let's go.
- Okay.

- Yeah. A biker gang

called the heaven's
angels in Texas?

That's ridiculous.

- Rudy turned out to
be a really nice guy.

He gave me his card.
- You know what?

Jake proposed to me, I said yes,

and we're getting married.

- Well, great. Good. Fine.

Good for you!

- You know...

Buddy!

Come on, let's wake Mitch up!

Waitno, buno.

Buddy, n-n

Aah!

- Excuse me.
- Oh, hey, man.

Sorry. We don't
open for another hour.

- Yeah, I know. I was
in here the other night.

I think I left my credit card.

I was... Playing the, uh,

whipping post.
- Yes!

I remember you!

You're awesome!

- Thank you.
- Yeah. No, man,

you're one tough son of a bitch!

- Thank you.

Uh, the credit card.
- Oh, you don't just like

staring at each other awkwardly.

Sorry. I'll be right back.
- Thank you.

I'll call you later.

- What are you doing here?

- Picking up my credit card.

What are you doing here?

- Nothin'.

I don't know what you
think you saw here,

but, uh... You
didn't see anything.

- Didn't say I did.

- Good.

- Mr. Mitch Becker...

Here you go.
- Thank you.

- Oh, and on tabs this high,
we automatically add 20%.

- You have a pen?
- Probably.

- I only got a few
minutes, whoever you are.

Ioh.

- Hello, Donna.
- Stanley Jones.

What brings you out here?

- Well, for starters,
I was hoping

that you would fix me one of
your delicious cups of coffee.

The house looks great.

- Thank you.

- How's Elizabeth?

I understand that she has
an old friend in town visiting.

- Oh, Mitch. He drove all the
way from Boston to see her.

She's so excited.

They haven't seen
each other since college.

- How heartwarming.

- You've never been
good at smalltalk, Stan.

Why are you here?

- I just wanna make sure

that she's going
forward with this wedding.

- Well, of course she is.

Why would you

you don't think

Oh, Stan!

They're just friends.

Trust me. You have
nothing to worry about.

- You're right, Donna.

I'm not very good at small talk.

I want your assurance
that my son's wedding

is gonna go off without a hitch.

It would be a
shame if I had to...

Sell certain assets in
order to make up my losses.

- Well, let me
be perfectly clear.

You can be well assured
that the wedding will go on

as planned.

- Thank you. I
can get the key in,

but then when I turn it oh!

Just the new paint
sticking to the door.

Thank you.

- Oh, I'm Elizabeth Carter.

- Hi, Elizabeth.

- And you are...
- Oh.

I'm bitch maker. Mitch. Becker.

- Fourth floor. What the hell?

Hey, roomie.
- Hi.

Mm.

Uh, well, I'll leave
you two alone.

- You know, we should
hang out some time.

- Gr-oss!

- That'd be great.

See ya.
- Yeah.

Bye.

- Bye.

What happened to you, man?

- Oh, I just fell in love.

- I just got high in the quad.

- College.
- College.

- Hey, hey.
- Hey.

- Somebody had a
long day at work, huh?

- Yes.
- Care to join me?

You know I hate drinking alone.

- Sure.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.
- Cheers.

Listen, Elizabeth,
I want to apologize

for the way...
- No, Mitch, honestly,

I'm the one that
owes the apology.

After I thought about it,
I can totally understand

why you felt that
way about Jake.

- Listen, I don't
even know him

- no, no, just...

Let me finish, okay?

This is kind of
difficult for me to say.

My parents always thought
that they'd retired here.

And then my dad died suddenly,

and both of us were
really devastated.

Six months later, I'm
living in Los Angeles

and I'm about to get married,
and then that didn't happen

because I found my fiance
in bed with my best friend.

My life was kinda going nowhere.

I felt like...Felt like I
needed to move home,

and then once I got here,

I found out my mom was
about to lose the house.

She got caught up in one of
those refinancing schemes,

and she had no choice
but to sell or be foreclosed.

- Mm. Wow.
- That's when I met Jake.

He came to look at the house

and pretty soon realized that
all he could do was look at me.

I know it sounds really silly,

but after what I
had been through,

it felt really nice.

We went to dinner. I
explained our situation.

And shortly after that,
he bought the house

and said that we could stay.

- For free?

- His family has a lot of money.

- Ah, I see. For free

as long as the two
of you are together.

- It's really not like that.

He proposed. I said yes.

And here we are.

- What can I say about that?

- I guess I don't really
need you to say anything.

- Thank you.

- Woman
- shh.

- Potter residence.
- Hey, Donna,

is Elizabeth there?
- Oh, good morning, Jake.

I think she's awakeshe must
be around here somewhere.

Let me try and
fi it's for you.

- Hey, you.

- Hello, sweetheart.
Look, I'm sorry,

but I'm not gonna
be able to make

that photographer
appointment this morning.

- Uh...

Isokay. Is
everything all right?

- No, everything's fine,

but my dad just wants to show me

this building he's
thinking of purchasing.

You mind going on your own?
- I would like for you

to be there, but if you can't,

I can do it by myself.

- That's my girl.

Okay. I'll see you
when I get back.

- What now?

- Jake has to go meet his dad,

so I get to go to the
photographer by myself.

- Want me to go with you?
- No.

I'm okay. Thank you.

- Pretty please?

- No. Let me read you
your horoscope instead.

- Oh, please.
- Leo.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

Um...

I was coming to
actually tell you

that I'm leaving to go meet
with the wedding photographer.

I'll be back in a
little bit, though.

- That's good, 'cause
your mom asked me

to clean some stuff
out in the garage, so...

- She did? That's nice of you.

Thank you.
- Oh, not a problem.

All right, I'll see you later.
- Yeah.

- Awesome.
- Yeah.

Oh, my God.

- Hey, douche bag,

you and me gotta talk, bro.

- What is your problem now?

- What'd you tell her, man?

- I see the ankle
healed up nice.

- Screw my ankle, all right?

What did you tell her?

- I didn't tell her
anything, okay?

'Cause it would devastate her.

- Give me a break. You
expect me to believe that?

After what I saw last night?

- Last night? There
was nothing to see.

- I saw you! I was
right over there!

She kissed you!

And you kissed her back.

You love her, man!

You've always loved her.

Elizabeth made her choice, okay?

And whether I like it or not,

I'm not gonna do anything
to screw up her life.

- Well, guess what, jerk off?

That's exactly
what you're doing.

Now, I'm gonna
be back in an hour.

Make up any bogus
excuse you want,

but when I get back,
your bags better be packed

and you better be
headed back to Boston.

Got it?

Whoa!

Buddy!

It's okay, buddy.

- Oh...
- Help me get him in the car.

- Uh...No. No.
- Where you going?

Jake, help me get
buddy in the car!

- What

- Okay, buddy.
It's okay, I'm here.

One, two, three.

Okay, bud.

Okay, I got you. I got you.

Donna.

Donna, get the car!

- Dr. Dana Burke,

please dial extension 202.

Dr. Burke, please
dial extension 202.

- Oh, honey, honey, honey.

Honey.

I'm so glad you're here.
- Is buddy okay?

- Mitch is back there
with the doctor right now.

- I've called Jake
a hundred times.

He's not answering his phone.

Mitch!

- Listen, it's gonna be okay.

- Oh, my God, your shirt.

- It's okay, all right?

The doctors are
with him right now.

He's gonna be out in a second

to let us know what's going on.

- How is he?
- Well, we were able

to stop the bleeding
and repair the damage

to the leg and the abdomen.

- Is he gonna be okay?

- It looks very good.

He'll have a full recovery.

- Thank you.
- Thank Mitch.

It was Mitch's quick action
that saved buddy's life.

- Thank you.

- Can we see him?
- Sure. Just remember,

he's a little out of it.

He hasn't been
moved to recovery yet,

but I'm sure he'd like
to see his mom and dad.

- Oh, Mitch isn't his dad.

He's a friend visiting in town.

- Excuse me. Sorry
to interrupt you,

but I have some paperwork
that needs filling out.

- No problem. You two go.

- Thank you, mom.
- I'll take care of this.

- I'm just gonna give you
guys a couple minutes,

then we have to move him.

- You okay?

You wanna be alone?

- No.

Hey...

- I'm just glad he's
gonna be all right.

- Me too.
- Yeah.

Oh, honey.

Oh thank you, Mitch.

Thank you so much.

Okay. I'll see you both at home.

- Drive safe, mom.
- Okay.

- I'm just happy he's
coming home in a few days.

That's great.

- It's Jake. I don't want
to deal with that right now.

You wanna go get
something to eat?

- You know, I know my
timing kinda sucks right now,

but, um...I think I'm gonna go.

- Oh, okay. Um...

See you at the house.

- No. I mean I'm gonna leave.

- Like for good?

Mitch, we still
have the wedding.

I need you there.

- You don't need me there.
- Yes, I do.

- Why? Why do you need me there?

It's your wedding,
for Christ's sake.

- You never really talked
to me like that before.

And you know what, Mitch?

You're right. Your
timing could not be worse.

- Why is it so important that
I be at your wedding, huh?

You wanna rub it in my face?

- Rub it in your face?
What are you talking about?

- God, jeez

Jake is right. I am a wuss.

You might as well just
make me the maid of honor.

- What does that mean?

- You don't get it, do you?
- Get what?

- I'm in love with you.

- Why would you tell me that?

- I've wanted to tell you that
since the first time I met you.

Do you know why
I came to find you?

Do you remember what
we said to each other?

The day before graduation.

Ten years ago.

- Tell me.

Mitch, tell me.

- Take care of yourself.

- Hey.

Donna filled me
in. Are you okay?

- No.

- Hi. Is this Rudy?

- I'm looking at
the same numbers.

But, well, no, I can assure
you, it's all tax deductible.

It is.

Let's go through
last month's projected

and actually see
where we came out.

I think you're gonna
be very happy.

I'm losing it.

- You look beautiful.

Your father would be so...

Proud today.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Elizabeth...

You need to stop.

Mitch isn't coming.

- I know. I just can't
stop thinking about him.

It's my wedding day, and
all I think about is Mitch.

- It may sound strange, but I
keep thinking about him too.

- Mother!
- What?

He's a nice republican.

- He's actually a
registered independent.

- On the outside. Not in here.

- I miss him.

- Is she here?

- You're not
supposed to be here.

- Donna, I'm gonna be
married to this woman

in about 30 minutes.

I think it's okay if I
see her now, okay?

- No, no. Not until she
walks down that aisle.

- Fine. Fine.

You haven't seen
Mitch around, have you?

- No. He isn't here.
- Good.

'Cause the next time I
see him, I'm gonna put him

in the hospitalyou got it?
- Will you stop with that?

He's the one who saved buddy
after you hit him and took off.

Besides...They made
a pact ten years ago

to marry each other
only for him to find out

that she's marrying you instead.

So I think I'd cut him
a little slack, honey.

- They made a pact?

Gosh, Donna, I don't
know what to say.

That's so touching. Come
on, are you kidding me?

Who the hell even does that?

And that whole buddy
thing, by the way?

I was trying to protect
my family's reputation.

- Go back to your friends, Jake.

We'll see you downstairs.

- Yeah, I'll see you downstairs.

- Everything okay?
- Everything's fine.

It's terrific. So...

You ready to get married?

- How's dad?

Well, look, I'm gonna see you
guys Sunday anyway, okay?

Yes, I'm still
coming for dinner.

Okay?

I love you too.

All right, bye.

Buddy?

Buddy! Ha ha ha!

Is that you? You look great?

- I was about to say the
same thing about you.

Looks like someone
took up jogging.

- What are you doing here?

- I just thought that
you'd like to see

that buddy was doing okay.

- So you came all the way to
Boston to tell me buddy's okay.

- No, actually, I came
all the way to Boston

to show you that buddy was okay.

- Why would you do that?

- Well...

- Will you stop with that?

He's the one who saved buddy

after you hit him and took off.

Besides...They made
a pact ten years ago

to marry each other,
only for him to find out

that she's marrying you instead.

- Everything okay?
- Everything's fine.

It's terrific. So...

You ready to get married?

- Sorry.

- Whoa, compadre. Where
do you think you're going?

- Who the hell are you?
Get your hands off me!

Ow! Ow!

- Now, we can do
this the easy way,

or we can do this my way.

It's your choice.
- Motherow! Ow!

- Okay. It's my way. Let's go.

- Ladies and gentlemen,

may I have your
attention, please?

I'm sorry to inform you,

but there will no longer
be a wedding here today.

It seems that the bride to be

has had a change of heart.

And as I look around
this beautiful setting,

it seems none of
you are shocked.

- Excuse me, but
you're hurting my son.

- Yes, I am.
- Would you please stop?

- Where's Donna?

No worries. Elizabeth called me.

Jake, it's over.

Don't come looking
for Elizabethever.

If you do, you're
not gonna find her

you're gonna find me.

And I'm from Texas.

That means I'll
barbecue his ass!

Crowd: Oh!

- Y
- no.

Learn to leave on a high note.

- You gonna be okay?

- I'll be fine.
Take care of her.

- Will do.
- Thank you.

- Good night, everybody.

- You know what, guys?

I'm gonna go catch
the laker game.

- You don't have to
worry about him anymore.

Ha ha ha! So where we heading?

- Boston.
- Ha ha! Beantown. Sweet!

- Hey, baby, we
just picked her up.

We're on our way.
- Hold on, girls.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo!
- Yee-haw!

- And we didn't stop
until we got here.

- Why would you do that?

- I needed to see you.

I wanted to make
things right between us.

- Well...

You saw me.

You

buddy looks great.

- Mitch, wait.

It was the day of graduation,

and you were talking to Dave
and I went over to steal you.

I told you what a special
friend you were to me...

And if I have a regret it's that

I never gave you a chance.

I never gave us a chance.

So here I am
asking for a chance.

Mitch Becker, will
you do me the honor

of fulfilling a promise
that I made to you?

Will you marry me?

I love you, and I
wanna spend the rest

- wait, stop.

I must have gone
over this moment

a thousand times
in my head and...

Never once did I ever imagine

it was going to be
you proposing to me.

You're the love of my life.

Course I'm gonna marry you.

Wait, wait. One condition.

We don'twe don't
wait. We do this.

No engagement. No ceremony.

No photographers.

We just... We do this right now.

We go down to city hall
and do itwhat do you say?

Deal?

- I think I can do one better.

Hey, it's me.

Hold on, I'm gonna
put you on speaker.

Okay, you're on.

- What's up, my brother?

- Rudy!
- Hey, Mitch, what's happening?

- Oh, my gosh, Laura, how are

is Dave with you?
- He sure is.

- And I'm with her. Ha ha ha!

So, man, any news.

- Well, I think we
need pastor Rudy.

We're getting married.
- Oh, congratulations.

- There you go,
my man. All right!

- Wait, wait. Rudy's a pastor?

- Hell, yeah.

Online, baby.

You can get a
license or anything.

- How soon can you be
here? We wanna do it today.

- Uh, half an hour?

- Okay, we'll see you soon.

You know, they did say
that we had 30 minutes.

- Yes, they did.

Well, to quote my friend Dave,

I did not predict that.

And if there's one
thing I've learned, it's

- oh, wait, wait, wait.

Buddy!

- I'm sorry. Where was I?

Ah, forget it.

I'm getting married!

Buddy come on!

- Now you know
what it feels like.

Ooh!

Turnabout. Rah!