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Hi, I'm Cole Daniels. Welcome to another
episode of Dad, How Do I?
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Today, I'm going to be teaching you how
to do a push -up, how to throw a
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football, and how to treat a lady on a
first date.
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Today, I have joining me my
stepdaughter, Madison.
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Hi.
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She's going to be helping us out. So,
are you ready to go?
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Let's do it. Let's do it.
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First thing we're going to do is a push
-up. We're going to start by getting
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into a tabletop position with our elbows
over our hands, creating a straight
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line. and our hips over our knees hand
position is very
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important for your push -ups you can go
wide you can go narrow but today i think
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what we're going to do is keep it
naturally in the center position so here
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so when you do these you're going to
want to keep your abs tight and your
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activated
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All right, you think you can do some?
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Yeah, let's do it. Give it a shot.
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Perfect.
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Your feet out.
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And be sure you keep your core nice and
tight.
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Very tight.
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That was perfect. Perfect form.
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Good job.
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All right, on to our next how -to.
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Now, I'm going to teach you how to throw
a football.
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There's three basics I want to go over,
which is your base, and that's the
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position of your feet.
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There's your grip, which is the position
of your hand on the ball, and your
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platform, which is your upper body
placement.
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But first, we're going to start with the
grip.
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You ready?
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Let's get started. All right.
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Everybody's hand placement is going to
be slightly different depending on how
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big your hand is.
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But one thing to keep in mind is that
your pinky should be on the fourth or
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fifth lace. The rest of your hand.
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positioned a little further back on the
football and the most important thing is
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your grip you want it to be nice and
firm all right you ready let's do it
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don't forget to keep a nice wide stance
about shoulder width apart and keep your
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upper body nice and loose got it
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uh you tried
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Perfect. And that's how you throw a
football.
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And now, on to how to treat a lady on a
first date. You ready?
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Let's do it. Let's do it.
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Now, I'm going to teach you how to treat
a lady on a date.
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I'm going to go over things like pulling
out a chair, opening a door, and
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holding good conversation.
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And on how well you do will depend on if
you get laid after or not.
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Madison.
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All right, let's get started.
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You always want to remember to be a
gentleman and pull her chair up for her.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Good? Yes, thank you.
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The key to a good date is holding
conversation.
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You're going to want to ask her
questions about herself.
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So, what kind of movies do you like?
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Like rom -coms, sometimes flashes, just
depends on the day.
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Okay. And do you like dogs?
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I love dogs.
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Oh, good.
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So, another difficult thing is the kiss.
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That can be the most nerve -wracking
part of a date. So, we're going to go
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how to approach that.
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Really? Yeah.
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As you can see, my date's giving me
clear signs he would like a kiss.
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But remember, keep it classy.
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Now we're going to go
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over picking up the check.
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As a gentleman, you're going to want to
pick up the bill.
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Waiters, check please.
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Always remember, be respectful to the
waitress.
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The camera's still rolling. It's fine.
You can edit it out.
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What about your mother?
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Come on. It's all part of the date.
Remember?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Can I see it?
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Yeah, that's okay.
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Thank you You
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have to make a video on how to open
pants
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Can I stop it?
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Please.
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It's just so thick.
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You want to see my tits?
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I would love to, yes.
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How do I look?
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Fantastic.
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Do you like my little pixie titties?
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Yeah, I do.
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Isn't this still good?
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It's fantastic.
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Yeah, it does.
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I'm going to feel it inside me.
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Yeah, that's fine. Just don't tell your
mother.
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I won't.
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It'll be our little secret.
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Oh shit.
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Oh
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fuck.
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Bye.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, fuck.
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Put it all in. All right. Oh,
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shit. Again.
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Oh, fuck. You like that, don't you?
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one on your back.
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I think you're right.
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It's just getting in the way.
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Thank you.
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Can I do that for you?
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I want you to fill me up with your cum,
please.
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I'm feeling so bad.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, don't come inside me.
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Oh, shit. Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck, please.
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Please, Daddy.
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They want it.
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They want all of it.
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Please. Please, Daddy.
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Please. Please.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Please. Oh, yes.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. I want it.
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Yeah,
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right there.
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I'll fill you up. I'll fill you up.
Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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next how -to, she's going to have to
take care of a baby.
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Because you definitely got me knocked
up.
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We're not going to be able to hide that
one very well from your mother.
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She'll have to know.
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Told you this was our secret, remember?
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