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God, I'm really glad you called.

I feel like it's been forever since we've talked.

Well, you know, things have been a little bit busy, so it's nice that we

finally catch up a little bit. Yeah, it's been crazy since the divorce.

Oh, I'm so glad that's behind me.

Yeah. Yeah, but I'm doing great. I'm doing better than ever, actually.

Yeah, is it working for you? Probably the best thing I ever did.

Wow. Yeah.

How's that?

Well, you know the grocery store delivery?

Yeah.

I've been having fun with the delivery boys.

What? I know those delivery boys. They come here. They do not. Yes, they do.

know, they're quite hot, right?

They're pretty darn cute, yeah.

All of them want to be actors.

They're all auditioning for commercials and stuff and trying to get their big

break. And so you're using your ex -husband to do it?

You know, why not?

I had to put up with his shit, so I'm having a good time now.

So what are you doing? You're doing the whole, like, my ex -husband's a big

-time producer or something, and I can get you a part?

Well, you know, I mean, I let him audition for me.

And, you know, I think... What do you mean by this is... Well, you know, do

I want and... Shut up! This actually works for you?

I'm not even kidding.

You're so... Yeah, you're full of shit. No, I'm not.

Mm -mm.

Well, we're going to hang out for a while, right?

Yeah. Okay.

Watch this.

No.

I'm not even kidding.

I can't believe you're about to do this.

Hello?

Yes, hi.

Hi, this is Emma Star. I wanted to place an order for delivery.

Yes, the usual would be great. Two bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon?

Mm -hmm.

Except I'm at a different address this afternoon.

If you can send it over to Julia Ann's place?

You've got her address?

That's the one.

Okay. Yeah, and if you can send that new guy over.

What is his name? Tyler?

He's working? Okay.

Yeah, have him bring it over.

Yeah, we're ready now.

Okay, sounds good.

Thanks. Bye.

All right, so you've successfully set up a delivery, but it's going to be

interesting to see how you work this.

Well.

That new kid, Tyler, he's not going to fall for this shit.

Come on. He wants to be an actor.

I know, but come on. He's like 20 years old. I knew you were going to bring up

the age card. Well, come on. You know he's got some hot little girlfriends.

There's no way this is going to happen. He's going to run out of here screaming.

Oh, he's full of vigor. I guarantee it.

I don't know. We'll see.

I bet he has a big cock, too. Oh, my God.

Just like, what was it, Sunny and Johnny?

Oh, my God.

You know them.

Not like that!

Maybe you should.

Well, thanks for coming over so quickly.

Yeah, no problem.

So, this is Julia's house, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, hi.

I didn't realize you guys were friends.

Yeah, a long time.

We've known each other for many years. Yeah. Very cool.

All right, well, I have your wine here. Should I put it somewhere?

Yeah, just if you could put it in the kitchen, that would be great.

What are you guys up to today?

All just catching up.

I haven't seen Julia for a while, so I thought we'd spend a little time

together, see what's going on.

Well, hey, guys. All right, well, your wine is there.

Should I just?

No, why don't you have a seat?

Okay.

What are you guys up to?

Here? Yeah.

Well, that is a good question. What are we up to?

So, Tyler, right? Yeah.

What is your story?

My story?

Yeah. Just working at the grocery store right now and going out on a lot of

auditions. Oh, I see.

Faster. Oh, inspiring. Yeah. Yeah.

So you got anything in the works?

Actually, I just got picked up for a deodorant commercial.

Really? Yeah, I went out casting a few days ago, and they just called me back.

got it. Really? Yeah, I'm pretty happy with it. Congratulations.

I'm pretty stoked. That's awesome.

Yeah. Well, my ex -husband is Mike Black.

What?

Get out of here.

Yeah. Responsible for all the Try Hard movies?

Oh, yeah.

What?

That's insane.

Oh, yeah. No way.

Pretty big deal, huh?

Seriously, no kidding.

So, wow.

Yeah, he's getting ready to make another movie right now, isn't he? Oh, no shit.

Yeah.

Is there, you know, an opening for someone of my type? Any

auditions coming up, possibly?

Possibly. Yeah? Is there anything you could do? I don't know.

Put a word in, maybe? I don't know. Well, you know, I mean, they are

but, you know, they left on very good terms.

Yeah. I guess anything's possible.

Yes, after everything got settled, then now. It's settled. You know. It's good.

Yeah, it's very good.

You know, very good.

Maybe, you know, you could just throw my name out there.

Well, why don't you, why don't you do an audition for us?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, why don't you go ahead and stand up?

Okay.

What do you guys want me to say? Take off your shirt.

Huh? Take off your shirt.

Should I recite something?

No, really.

I'll tell you what to do. Go ahead and just take off your shirt.

Yeah, sure.

Nice. Very nice.

Yeah, turn around. Turn around for us.

Yeah.

Okay, you can turn back around.

You want me to do anything?

Don't look at me. I'm along for the ride, my friend.

She's the one getting you the job.

Right. I mean, you want me to help you out, right? Yeah, of course. I'll do

anything. Are you kidding me?

Okay, take out your cock.

What?

Take out your cock. I want to see it.

We want to see it.

Movie coming up.

Nudity. A lot of nudity. Yeah, and you've got to be comfortable with being

right? A lot of nudity.

So get comfortable.

Right? Get comfortable.

Okay.

Got to make sure we're referring the right guy over there. Yeah, you've got

be comfortable being naked, huh?

Yeah, I'm not feeling comfortable.

What do you think? I don't know. I haven't looked.

It's okay.

Yeah, I'll just, you know, put my hands right here.

It's a gladiator movie, right?

Yeah. All right, then.

Yeah, they wear those, you know, things.

I don't know. Julia.

I can't help you.

Do you like this?

Yeah.

It's very nice.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Did you know that this was going to happen?

Not really, no.

No? This is for a movie, right? Yeah.

Well, you know.

Movies have gotten edgier.

Yeah.

Yeah. Just never done an audition like this before, but, you know, I guess.

Well, maybe that's why you're still looking for a part.

Maybe.

Oh,

my God.

Something more than a commercial.

Oh, my God.

How's it look?

Nervous.

Relaxed. All right.

oh it tastes like that

I haven't seen them for a while.

Check them out.

Wow. Oh, my God. I've been looking at those for a while, actually.

Well,

I'll see what I can do.

Okay, then.

See Julia. She knows what she's doing.

Amazing Julia.

It's all part of the job, being good at slippers.

I think I can handle it.

Fuck.

I'm getting a little overheated.

Oh,

my

puss is getting wet. Is yours?

I can feel it.

Come here, baby.

Can't be the only one naked yet. No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

So today, big movie actor tomorrow.

I mean, I thought you were just dropping off some groceries.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

You just want to sit on it?

I'd like to.

Keep tucking me.

Yeah. Oh. Oh.

There you go.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

I like that. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck my pussy.

Yes. Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

shit.

Oh,

my God. It feels so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh,

fuck.

This is fucking good.

Shit. Oh, God.

Fuck me.

Very good.

Oh, yeah, right back up.

Yeah,

right back up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

shit,

yeah.

Fucking really hard.

What is she doing back there, huh?

Oh my god. Oh my

god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh, that's a brilliant idea.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

That was so good.

That was fucking brilliant.

Now I get to fuck my testicle pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, boy.

Tyler's proving to be quite the dirty boy. Oh, my gosh. Quite the imagination.

Oh, I like it. Quite the imagination.

Right there.

Oh, that's great. You're fucking sucking on it. Look at her taking that cock all

the way to the show. Oh, my God. Oh, that was really good, wasn't it?

Oh, my God. Those are fucking sick.

Do you like that?

I can't even see my pocket. It's so big.

Oh my God, you guys are insane.

We have it down.

Oh my

God.

Oh, look at this.

Oh, beautiful.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

shit. Oh, yeah.

Oh, just like that. Just like that.

Keep fucking me.

Holy shit.

Yeah,

I'm going to slide that back inside of me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, shit.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

fuck!

I was thinking about to stop.

No, he goes like... Are you guys going to switch for me?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. What do you want, baby?

Do you want to kiss her with me? Yeah.

Oh, he's right here. Oh, he's right here.

Oh,

he's right here.

Oh, he's right here. Oh, he's right here.

Oh, he's right here.

Oh, he's right here.

Oh,

he's right here.

Hold on, Tyler.

Hold on, Tyler. Hold on.

Oh, yeah.

I can't reach you.

There we go. Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my

God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, what a pretty hole.

Oh,

what a pretty hole.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm fucking spreading it for you.

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, look at that.

That's so funny.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

It's so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Damn. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I like what you're doing.

You like that? You like my style?

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, that's it. Keep fucking it.

Keep fucking it, yeah.

Keep fucking that pussy.

Keep fucking that pretty pussy.

Like that.

Yeah. Like that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah, like that. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

That's fucking good.

Oh.

I'm a lady.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Damn.

How else do you want it?

Oh, my God, yes. Oh,

really?

Oh,

my God. I'm going to taste it.

Oh, I'm shaking.

This is amazing.

How did I get so lucky for this?

I don't know. You're fucking like your life depended on it.

I'm not going to get your life depended on it, doesn't it?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I want to see her bending it over. You want to look at it? Yeah.

There you go.

Oh, yeah.

Buried in there.

Oh, there

it goes.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

screw that.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Oh!

Oh, fuck! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck!

Oh!

You can't do two things at once, I see it.

No way.

He's very distracted. Yeah.

He's worried about that.

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Oh, shit!

Oh, fuck.

You think we can suck that out of him?

Yeah. Huh? You think we can suck it out of him now? Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah, just suck it out of him. Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah. I've been holding it in this whole time.

Oh, you don't have to hold it in anymore.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Oh, I can't do it with this hand. I've got to switch sides.

Come here. Are you ready? I know.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

yeah.

That's good.

Oh, my God. Just take it from that other angle.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

You got a lot going on there, my God.

Oh,

my God. Shit.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Wow. You guys are incredible.

So... I need a place to sit. I just gotta go. How do I do?

Oh, wow.

You aced this portion.

Really? Aren't there multiple castings that happen for movies? I think so,

definitely. Right.

So, should I come in for, like, another audition or something?

Absolutely. Really? I will. Yeah?

I will check out things on my end and give you a call.

Oh, right.

So, you're going to get the word to Mike Black, right?

Oh, absolutely.

Oh, my God, that would be insane.

Oh, it will.

Thanks. I guess I'm just going to get my stuff and get out of here. All right.

Well, thanks for stopping by.

Thank you.

What did I tell you?

You are too fucking much.

That was awesome, huh?

I can't believe you get away with this shit.

Good times.

I think we need to tell.

I think you're right.

And a glass of wine?

Shit, it's my house. I should go get it.