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Touch him, Chloe!

No!

We're finally here.

There's no way that I'm going to let Ricky turn the Geordies against us.

Why have you got your keys?

I'm going home after golf.

What?

Oh, yeah?

LAUGHTER

Some people all have his drama.

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James has always been a bitch.

Like, he wasn't a very nice person.

James can say anything he wants,

but when Ricky says something, he's asked to prove it.

The same childish comments.

And Lee is pushing it.

Not being happy for your friend's success.

That's like almost wishing bad upon them, like,

a fuck's sake, wise. Wishing that they didn't.

Yeah, wishing that they didn't get it.

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Most of the crew are getting ready for another night out in Lisbon,

but yet again, it's the one that me and Bump just can't face.

So it looks like it's another night at the villa,

but with Aaron and Jay this time.

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Drinks, everyone.

We're going to the Pink Street, we're going to a few bars.

Tonight, this should just be fun.

Everyone dancing and, erm, whatever.

I'm still unsure how I feel about what James has supposedly said about me,

but I'm going to put my party face on

and put it to the back of my mind and just enjoy myself.

Come on, you have a nice night in.

Come on, get yourself out.

Bye, Aaron! Bye, Jay!

Bye!

Let's all go down Napin's Pink Street.

Was I snoring there?

HE LAUGHS

Fuck's sake.

This would never be seen in the old days.

We would have both been out partying.

We were one of the biggest drinkers in the fucking house

and now we're not drinking and we're getting our heads down early.

Oh, well, I'm going to fucking thoroughly enjoy an early night.

I'm going to make the fucking most of it.

Until they get in, in about fucking four hours, I'm pissed.

Pink Street is Lisbon's famous party street

and this is a bit of me.

But this poor barman has got his hands full

now that us Geordies are here.

Move over, darling.

I will make it all an espresso martini.

CHEERING

CHEERING

HE LAUGHS

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Cheers!

I have dedicated the past few years to getting pregnant,

but now that I'm with me Geordies,

I'm just going to take this advantage to just enjoy meself

and let me hair down and just forget about everything for a bit.

Go, get your hair!

THEY LAUGH

Are you too fat for the gym?

Yeah.

Not intentionally.

So, as it slips out, I go,

-"Ew, pack your bags and leave." -"Oh, really?"

It's not fat under the quilt and then when you chuck a smelly...

No, you don't, that's horrible.

Oh, no.

CHEERING

This place is being proper Chloe Ferry-like.

Next!

Let's go!

Let's go!

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Oh!

Chloe, look. Chloe's proper anal.

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CHEERING

Oh!

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It's time to do what us Geordies do best

and that is embarrass the tit out of ourselves

and get absolutely mortal.

Never have I ever masturbated in the Geordie store.

Oh, boo! I had a one-peer bathroom this morning.

THEY LAUGH

Never have I ever farted under the quilt and smelt it with popcorn.

CHEERING

It's been really difficult with Ricky,

but it is so nice to be able to just go out and enjoy my night

and have fun and be happy.

Never have I ever been with a girl.

Yes!

Sex or next on with? Oh, I have.

You've had sex with a girl, I know you have.

Thumbs drunk counts. Thumbs two counts.

No, no, no! Tell that to the court.

I have definitely been with more girls than Chantel and I have ever.

Chantel and Nathan, put together, I might add.

But that is all behind me now

and I've got my lovely fiancée, Vicky, coming to Lisbon tomorrow

and I cannot wait.

Right, lads, let's go to the next bar!

CHEERING

Thanks, guys, thank you!

Come on, then, sip, sip, sip.

You've got to keep drinking, Harry.

Remember. You've got to keep drinking.

Remember what you said.

Remember, remember.

Hi.

Are you OK? Yeah, you?

I'm about to go to bed.

It's been a long day. Has it?

Brookes is being good.

I feel like Oakes is being...

I feel like Oakes, he doesn't understand, like,

he keeps asking for your... Oh, don't.

I'm not going to lie, hearing Casey say this is breaking my heart.

Not only am I missing my family,

but I'm also feeling really guilty,

leaving Casey to do all of this on his own.

Has everyone gone out? Yeah, everyone's gone out.

I think Jay and Aaron have stayed in.

They're somewhere in the house.

But it's just...

I wonder why they stayed in. Why would they stay in?

I don't know. Hi.

It's Casey. It's Case. What's happening?

What's happening?

Yeah, you?

It's great to see Marnie again,

and there was never a doubt in my mind that we'd get on,

but when she's on the phone to her husband, I'm going to swerve it.

He's just literally said, like, why did Jay stay in?

I don't know. Why?

He's not drinking? I'm not drinking.

I just thought...

What are you doing? I'm going straight to bed.

We're getting old, Case.

Honestly. Right, OK. Say bye.

See you later, Case. Watch what you're doing.

You too, bro. See you later.

I'm going to call it a night.

Love you. Bye.

You're being a bit over-ramped, though, aren't you?

Hello, Casey, mate.

It's time for the after-party.

After, the after, the after, after-party.

The after, the after, the after...

I've not had this much fun in ages,

and I'm so glad that me and Jordan did it.

We decided to come out here with the family,

and I'm just ready to carry on this party.

So, on to the next bar, bitches.

It's your reputation, that's your reputation,

you're extra-never-ordinary.

It's a whole different nation.

With everything that Sophie's been going through,

it is so nice to just see her letting her hair down

and going a bit wild.

That's not sexy! That's not sexy!

Sophie is well and truly going for it tonight.

That's me, girl.

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I wish Aaron and Jay were out tonight,

but I said I'm going to keep the peace,

and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

Chantel is loving her fucking life,

and she's giving Ricky a little bit of attention,

which is a good thing, to be honest,

because without Jay here, no-one else is.

You've, like, seemed very quiet.

I know Aza's staying home and Jay's staying home,

but I want to come home.

I'm really glad Chantel's out with us tonight.

She's a hell of a lot of fun and she's really easy to talk to,

and that's exactly what I need right now.

There's a lot of people here that can backstab and be jealous,

and I know one of them that will take the friend ride,

that will always have my back, is you.

I feel like, through all the hardships

and the good times together with that as well,

we've become stronger.

Yeah, we went through a few arguments in Thailand,

but we came out the other end even tighter.

And that's the way I feel.

I've got a lot of love, I've got a lot of respect for you.

And you're one of my best mates, through thick and through.

We need a bit.

I always say, you know, you won't be the type of woman

that I would settle down with.

I'm quite upset, but, um...

I love you a bit.

I don't know, I just wish...

I've been there before where I've got with one of my best friends

and it's ended up really bad.

I've been single for four years now.

It's not difficult to find a bad lad,

cos I can find them.

It's just hard to find a bad lad that's going to treat you good.

Maybe it's a me problem.

I don't know.

Well, I think you're an absolute gentleman.

You are my best friend.

Hola! Hi.

What are you sorting them out?

How much we love each other.

Nathan, man, your timing is shit.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine, mate, I'm fine.

You know, obviously there's issues going on,

but I'm trying to have as much fun as possible.

I want to make sure you're having as much fun as possible.

That's why I want to go out tonight.

Because I will look back and think, you know,

you should have manned up and enjoyed yourself a little bit more.

And that's exactly what I'm doing.

I love you a bit.

It is what it is.

Where are you going?

I'm giving him a cuddle now, OK?

I'm going to tell you how I feel now.

You're nice and fun.

It smells beautiful.

Oh, mate.

Well, do you want me to fuck off?

Just get a bit nippy, that's all.

Do you want my jacket?

Yes, do you?

Gentlemen, this is what I mean.

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What are you talking about?

Babies.

When are you and me, I think, going to try it?

We're not trying to try it now.

You're not trying?

We're not trying.

I'm a little bit drunk right now,

so I'm going to tell James what I've said about him to his face,

because I feel like that's only right.

James, I was saying earlier, I was like,

James used to be, like, not just like you are,

but you know what you were like.

You were a bit of a bitch.

To see your transformation into who you are now,

I never thought we'd ever even had, like, a friendship.

No, no, I know.

We weren't even, like, girlish friends.

You didn't, did you?

It was just something new.

Like, it was not situations I'd ever been in before.

I know, and it took you a long time to even see us as, like, human.

LAUGHTER

And I think you're saying that now, aren't you?

Holly says I used to be bitchy, but let's face it,

I was never bitchy.

I just was never interested in her.

I wasn't sure who I was myself, do you know what I mean?

Like, coming into Summit knew I was the youngest out of all the lads.

I think it's safe to say that we've all changed a lot

from 10, 15 years ago.

We were all kids back then.

We didn't even know who we were or what we wanted.

Cheers to growth.

And happiness. And happiness.

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Ah, boo!

Sophie's got that look in her eye.

She's definitely had one too many,

so it's time to get her back home to the villa and into bed.

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Oh, my God, no!

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It's been a while since I've seen Sophie move this fast,

and I think I know exactly where she's going.

SHE GASPS

Oh!

I thought so. It looks like I'm going to be holding her hair back

for a while, just like the good old days.

SHE GASPS

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Have to get up there.

It's a big day today for me, because Vicky gets here,

and I need to be on my A-game.

At least I need to find out where she's going to sleep,

because there is no way she's coming into this cesspit

with these lads.

That's your wife.

SHE SIGHS

Look, they're sick.

They're sick on the mind.

SHE LAUGHS

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Back in the day, we'd have already been up, had breakfast,

going to the gym, and then planning the next night out, buzzing for it.

Whereas now, we need another hour in bed and a vitamin drink.

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Good morning. Hello.

How are you? You were on this last night.

I was. I feel like I've got four more.

It was actually really a good night. Mm-hm.

So, me and Vicky had a little chat, it was so nice.

He's just such a gentleman, like, with me.

Oh, don't. He's like, he'd pull the chair out and I'd just think,

oh, he'd give us his jacket.

He'll just always have that little soft spot for you, won't he?

It's been going round in circles for years with these two.

If Chantelle just actually gave Vicky a chance,

she might end up liking him more than what she actually thinks.

It's such a shame that I just didn't feel the same way about both.

I do love him as a friend.

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How are you, mate? What's happening? You good?

Yeah, I'm good, man. How are you feeling?

I feel fine. I don't really get hungover.

I really don't. I'm not like the girls, you know,

the girls get, like, their neck hurts and stuff.

I can go out and versus Tyler. There's levels to this game.

I do think that me and Jay should keep our friendship strong

because the worst things get between Ricky and James.

I feel like it might push a wedge between me and Jay

and I don't want that. He doesn't want that.

I'm ready for the gym, to be honest.

I'm ready for the gym.

I feel like some quality time would be a good thing.

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I tell you what, I am fucking buzzing.

I've just had a text from Gaz and he's coming back to Lisbon.

I knew that he couldn't keep away.

Is that water?

I think I need to give up my dancing shoes now, guys.

I just know that.

Hi.

How is one feeling?

Hungover.

Hungover?

I've got a little surprise for you that I think you're going to really like.

Really? Yeah.

Shall we go out, yeah?

Chloe is on this self-journey of growth and finding herself.

She's into our manifestation and our crystals and our full moons.

So, I just feel like this is the perfect birthday gift

that me and Chantel can do for her.

Yeah, it's very up our street.

What is it? So, it's called the tea leaf reading.

So, basically, you have some tea and then it gives you a reading.

I've never done it myself, but I've always wanted to.

You get to drink some exotic loose tea

and then an expert looks at the bottom of the mug,

at all the leaves and tells you your fortune

and I think Chloe's going to love it.

What do you mean? She tells you your fortune.

Oh, so it's like an actual fortune teller? Yes.

I believe in stuff like this.

I feel it's going to give me the help I need,

so I'm actually looking for it this day.

I've always wanted to do something like this

and I've never, ever done tea leaving

and I am actually quite spiritual, actually.

Hopefully, you can do some healing on me throat as well.

Yes. I need a strep cell.

SHE LAUGHS

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Breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe!

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Go a little slower, a little slower.

Work it out, work it out!

This trip to the gym is amazing,

but I want a one-to-one look at it

and I can explain where I'm at and also where Ricky's at

because he probably doesn't understand our side.

How was, er, how was last night?

It was good, aye? It was good.

It was good, was it? Aye.

Obviously, I think it was a little bit hard for Ricky

not having you there.

Obviously, he's fell out with James, got into it with me.

I just feel like he's going through a bit of a bad time.

Do you know some of the stuff that James said was quite personal

and Ricky has upset him?

What type of stuff?

Like, when James is talking about, like, his height and his speech

and all this kind of stuff. Did he do that?

Like, the digs that James has had at him.

But Ricky takes that to heart.

But it wasn't just once. He kept on going at it.

People sometimes look at Ricky and, you know, he's...

He's loud, he's partying, he's a DJ, he's confident,

he hits the gym, he looks good.

So people think that they can say things about him repeatedly.

But at the end of the day, he's a human fucking being

and he does have feelings.

So you can't keep saying these things

and think that it doesn't have an effect. It does.

Well, I mean, he didn't have anyone much to talk to last night,

so it was like Chantel was there for him.

I've seen them, I've seen them getting closer and closer.

And they did look like...

I mean, but where are they going to go from there?

Are they going to get with each other?

I'm sorry, like me, but that's a catastrophe waiting to happen, that.

I reckon Ricky's just using all of this James Suffolk's next

just to get closer to Chantel.

I'm so excited for this, you know.

Oh!

Hello.

I'm taking this really seriously, you know.

Let's have the most positive day of the day.

Yes. So positive.

Can't wait. Anything we want in life, we can get.

Yeah, of course.

What, have you choked on the leaf?

I don't think we will.

OK, right.

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You need a service like this anywhere, do you?

Now we are talking.

Yeah. My man.

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I'm so glad I'm not in that last room down there.

I feel sorry for Kyle.

It definitely feels like a divide in the villa.

There's people on Ricky's side and people on James's side,

and I'm definitely on James's side.

I do feel like there's a way of vibe.

There is.

We're all friends, and then there's, I think,

if it was just us lot away, we'd have a better time.

Yeah.

You know, if there wasn't the negative energy.

Saying, like, he's always fucking staring at you, and he...

Mm. He doesn't like...

When I woke up, like, last night,

like, he doesn't look like he's happy.

No, he's not. That's why he's good for people.

If it's not bad enough that I've got a hangover,

I'm also sat racking my brain

about what James has supposedly said about me.

I just want to get it sorted now.

How are you, mate?

How are you, son? How's it going?

Yeah, I'm good, mate, you?

Aye, gym was good, like.

Yeah, you're a bit fresher than me.

Normally, hangovers don't affect me.

It's a big day for me today, though, innit?

Go on. I've got Vicky coming.

Today? Yeah.

Oh, are you excited?

I am excited, aye.

I'm just a bit stressed out about the bedroom situation.

I don't know where we're going to sleep.

I don't want any of the partners to feel uncomfortable,

and it's just... It's a shit situation, isn't it?

It kind of takes the shine off your partner, coming.

It's a bit stressful having to think about something so trivial

as where Vicky's going to sleep tonight.

We've both got so much to worry about at the minute,

and the wedding's only weeks away, and there's still so much to sort.

As long as there's a spare bed for her in the girls' room,

for her to stay in, that's all right.

Yeah, but someone's going to have to come down, then.

Maybe James.

James is going to have to come and just stay in the boys' room.

Yeah, he will. You'll have to.

And then she can get in bed with Leah.

Yeah, that'll be all right.

James is going to have to suck it up.

Yeah, he's just going to have to suck it up and be in our room.

Why don't me and you just have a double bed together?

THEY LAUGH

Nice to meet you.

Ooh, this looks mystical.

Just take a couple of very profound breaths.

What does profound mean?

Deep breath.

A money spider?

What is the chances of that?

Where?

A money spider...

Oh, OK, I'm sorry.

I took it.

Oh, was the spider... Did she put the spider there?

No.

Oh.

She just took my hand off of me.

I wasn't going to kill it.

Oh.

No, you took my finger off.

Well, it wants a cup of tea.

Fucking hell, nothing is coming in between her and that money spider.

Still, these mystical teas don't come cheap.

This cut with the very sweet, white tea.

Here you can see the tea buds.

You can smell.

Mm.

What actually is this good for, then?

According to Chinese medicine,

every tea will nourish different organ systems.

Yeah. For example, as we go into the green,

we start to nourish our liver.

God, I need that after last night, love.

All the drinking I did, I need a brand-new liver.

I bloody knew this tea ceremony was going to be great.

If I can get my liver re-nourished, I'm going to go again tonight.

Maybe it's good to nourish your spleen.

Nourish your spleen?

Spleen.

There's a spleen in your back.

Do you mind? It's fine. It's fine.

No.

I thought that I was coming for a spiritual cup of tea.

It's not a biology lesson.

What's important is that you choose the tea that resonates with you.

Ooh.

Tastes like British English tea.

What? Jesus Christ, that smells like an old man's pub.

I don't know if it's just me,

but I'm not feeling this tea leafing malarkey.

Is this the final one?

Do you have a train to catch?

No, cos I just need the toilet soon.

Italian food.

No, no, I need the toilet soon.

Oh, I thought you were waiting for Italian food.

I wish John Lennon was back by the minute.

So something that I see first is that there is like a passage in the forest

and as you can imagine, when you enter a magical forest,

there's many trees, like many, many, many, many elements,

many grass, you don't see very clearly.

Just a lot of, a lot of green.

Sorry.

I'm just, I'm just trying to think when you go into a forest,

normally that's what you say.

It's a forest.

I really don't get what the fox is trying to tell us.

A forest is a forest.

This is the kind of forest that you go in

and you don't see that there's light, there's just so many things

and maybe this is related to so many things

that's in your head.

Oh, my God.

How the fuck am I still stuck in this forest?

It's all right.

You'll get it.

The tea leaf reading isn't exactly what made Chantelle plan for Chloe.

I actually think she's more confused than what she came,

but it's been nice to get out of the villa with my besties.

Like, we can't replace on that.

Enjoy your tea.

Bye.

Jeez, I'm going to piss myself.

I didn't get it.

I didn't.

Fucking hell.

There she is.

It's a bad one.

I'm never, ever drinking again.

I wouldn't mind, but I've only had a couple of shanties.

You know, I'm not a big drinker, you know that.

Yeah, you had fun, though.

You had fun, though, so...

I know, I know, I know.

I can't beat myself up.

Listen, it's good to sit down with you.

Of course.

And catch up.

It's clear there, really.

It was just a comment you made last time round.

I feel I get pigeonholed, you know,

maybe not being mature and not growing up.

You know, we've known each other for a hell of a long time.

You know what I'm like.

You know, I do love partying.

I do love going out.

Yeah, but that was a tongue-in-cheek.

I know you were upset.

We are all living different career paths, you know,

and I'd love to settle down.

I'd love to find the one.

I do want that.

I've known Ricky for years,

but I've never really gotten to know him.

He's always been a really close book,

but for the first time in a long time,

he's starting to open up to us

and it's making us think really differently of him.

I like this side.

Look, it's hard, because I honestly think, right,

that you and Chantel could be something,

but we never know where you stand relationship-wise.

Like, we want to help Chantel and give her advice,

but, you know, I don't even know if she knows as well.

Categorically, I am single.

You know, I was single.

You're going to stay single, though.

38-year-old now.

My mum wants grandkids more, you know,

and the job that I do, I'm away all the time, you know,

it's hard.

But I do love her a bit.

She would be the type of girl I would settle down with.

Really, Ricky?

100%.

She kissed me on the lips last night.

Excuse me?

Yeah.

Tongues?

No, no tongues, just on the lips.

OK, OK. It's a start, it's a start.

I'm really glad that I had this chat with Ricky

and I'm so proud of him for being open with us.

And I do believe him when he says

that he wants to settle down.

I just don't know if Chantal's going to believe

that he's left his playaways behind him.

You sitting here and being honest about what's going on,

I think it's a really, really nice thing to have, eh?

I appreciate it. And being honest about it because...

I appreciate it. Look, we just didn't know,

and you know what it's like in this house,

everyone has opinions, everyone's going to talk.

Listen, life's too short and I think you've just got to go out there

and find the Mrs Ganasio.

Sweet, mum, I'm going ring shopping.

Don't you dare go ring shopping. Don't even dare.

You can't tell me what to say, you can't tell me what to do.

I'm just going to walk my way, yeah, I got some attitude.

You wouldn't believe the day that we have had.

Can you explain what it was?

I still don't know. I'm so confused.

You still don't know what it was?

I've literally had an experience of, like, comforting.

Look, it's been a nice day. It has been a nice day.

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Put your legs loose.

Right. Just lean in there.

Lean in a bit.

Ah!

You're going to have to move.

Are you for real? You're just going to be fucking legs?

I'm going to go again. Are you fucking for real?

Ah!

Breathe, breathe.

You need to move your legs.

THEY LAUGH

Fucking hell.

I'm sorry.

I know, I'm sorry.

I could smell something.

Sorry, go on, let it go. I'm not well.

The bad one, that's bad.

I'm going to fuck him.

THEY LAUGH

I don't know what I'm going to do, Mum.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Fucking coconut oil in me face.

Thanks, Chantel.

I was hoping to have a serious conversation between me and you.

I was in the girls' room upstairs,

just sunbathing on the terrace.

Britney came out because he said he had a little peck last night with you.

I just think he probably looks at you

and he thinks, like, that would be his dream girl.

Because, look, you are gorgeous, you've got a gorgeous heart.

Being fully single, his head space at the minute

is probably in a pretty good place to maybe meet someone.

I really think he's a lovely person, really lovely person.

He's such a beautiful soul, like, I think he's lovely.

Do you think he's ready to settle down?

Yeah.

Just hear him out, have a chat with him and just say, like,

I feel like he probably opens up a lot to you anyways,

but when I'm speaking with him,

I feel like he's, like, really wanting to speak about his life

and, like, talk about, like, how he's really felt and that.

Maybe I've put Ricky in the friend zone for far too long

and maybe I'm missing something.

I'm glad you've told us, cos, yeah, I think I will.

Maybe we could get it right

Cos the fire's blazing me louder

What you're looking for's in the abundance

What you're running for's better than drowning

So when I come, don't waste my time

Just believe I'm in my prime

Coming into the Villa Lee, I bet there's so much to catch up on.

I need to get all the goss.

I'd be here to be your wifey

And see Kyle, of course.

I know you're crazy

But I don't go far, no, wait, then

Are you ready to come and get me?