All language subtitles for The Marlow Murder Club 02x04 Death on the Close Part 2 [2025-09-14 21-00] uswnet DivX

Something's been bothering me about
these two couples.

Phil and Caroline have sold their house,
but didn't tell their neighbours.

And now Kerry feels betrayed.

We know Dean's taken out a series of
loans at punitive interest rates.

He's trying to persuade Kerry to sell.

Maybe she doesn't know about the loan.

Is he behind the payment?

Tanika says not, but it suggests his
business isn't going great, Governor.

he's refusing to talk to her. Well, this
could be why Louis was in the close

that day.

Maybe he was sorting out another loan
for Dean.

Remember, Tanika told us there'd been no
communication between Dean and Louis'

company. I'll tell you what else I don't
get.

One of those residents kills Louis
Oldham, dumps his body in the middle of

close, and none of the others see a
thing. That's my point exactly.

There's something going on between those
two houses.

Oh, Bex.

We didn't tell you how much we enjoyed
the art class last night. And Daniel...

Daniel was very... Attentive? That's the
word.

Attentive. Is he single?

Are you asking yourself or a friend?

Stop it, the pair of you. You are not
even subtle.

Not subtle at all.

What are these?

Last night I went hunting and found that
cache of letters to my great -aunt from

a gentleman called Nathan Edwards.

The man in the photo?

I think he must be.

And what are they?

Love letters?

They are.

I knew it.

He was an accountant. He lived just off
the Henley Road. So why did your aunt

hide his photo?

It's really rather sad.

He was already married when they met.
You had an affair?

Yes, and no, they never had a physical
relationship, but they poured their

thoughts and feelings into those
letters.

An emotional affair.

This one isn't open.

The handwriting's different.

Someone else sent that one.

Why didn't she open it?

I'm not sure.

Tanika, what have you got?

We'll meet you there in ten minutes.

No. Seriously?

Who found another body?

I'm afraid so.

Is there any connection to the death of
Louis Oldham? It's too early to say. The

body's been in the ground a long time.

Well, how long?

Our forensic anthropologist thinks it
could be more than ten years.

Can I have a word? Of course.

Don't worry, they're with me.

OK, so he's male and probably a
teenager, perhaps a little bit older.

But there's been a central skull -based
fracture caused by blunt force trauma.

This was the cause of death.

May need to test further, but I think
so.

Oh, and you'll also need a French
archaeologist to come look at the site.

Oh, of course.

There will have been significant water
erosion and soil settlement in the last

decade.

That's right.

It's possible the body was originally
buried in the garden beyond that fence

then moved here in the intervening time.

Whose garden is the other side of that
fence?

Kerry and Dean Butler's.

Hi.

You lot never give us a moment's peace.
We've said all we have to say. You heard

what they found.

It's just not possible.

I've no idea how he got there.

Heath, how do you know the body is a
man?

That's what the police said.

Is your husband home?

Dean left for work ages ago. Just leave
us alone.

Well, that went well.

We may as well try Grace.

Can I maybe go to the docks or
something?

Or am I the weapon?

Quick. Yeah.

The way I can't see.

Oh, oh, oh.

Officers, I wonder if we could come in,
ask you a few questions about Louis

Oldham. No, I don't think so.

Not without proper grounds and a
warrant.

A witness reported seeing a man who
matched your description.

So, an object in the river yesterday
afternoon?

Between 1 .30 and 2 .30?

Nothing to do with me. I was playing
cricket.

Mr. Wingrove, police divers are
currently searching the area.

Are you sure there's nothing you want to
tell us?

I left the house, went straight to
cricket, played all afternoon, albeit

very well, then came straight home and
bumped into those women.

The busybodies.

How?

We chatted for a while.

Ask them if I look like someone who's
just disposed of crucial evidence.

Out of interest, who was the witness?

Dean Butler?

Thank you for your time, Mr Wingrove.

Eavesdroppers never hear any good
about...

I wonder what Phil was throwing in the
river, assuming it was him.

The murder weapon?

Well, it could have been anything.

But what's interesting is that someone
flagged him up to the police.

Kerry is super stressed.

And is that because this second body is
a surprise to her?

Or because it isn't?

If a body was found at the bottom of my
garden, I'd probably react the same.

What are you talking about?

You've got hundreds of dead bodies at
the bottom of your garden.

And why are they here? Found one day
apart.

There's got to be a connection. It's not
a coincidence.

Good morning.

How are you doing?

It must have been terrible digging up a
body. I can't imagine how you must be

feeling. The police said it's been in
the ground at least ten years.

I don't suppose you were here ten years
ago.

I only moved to Marlow five years ago
when I bought this site.

Well, can I ask?

What made you dig here?

What?

Well, yesterday your diggers were there,
and this morning they're here. Why?

I don't have to talk to you.

Yes, you do.

You're going to get arrested for
criminal damage. I'll be very careful

say to me, Liz. Phil's told us all about
the rotting food in his bins and down

his drains.

That was you, wasn't it?

Which is why you got an old bin full of
rotten food by your office.

That's criminal damage, intimidation...
All right.

I can't start the next stage until Kerry
and Dean move out and they're so

stubborn. And you'll go to any lengths
to get rid of them. You don't get it, do

you? For the past five years, those two
families have stood in the way of their

whole community.

And your profit.

It's not a crime to make a living.

We need to speak to Dean Butler.

I want to know why his wife's so
jittery, where he is with his loans, and

he has to say about a body right by his
garden.

Oh, sorry. I'd love to come. I promise
this is the last time.

Phil Wingrove's not giving anything
away.

We're going to need hard evidence next
time we go and talk to him. Thanks,

Brendan.

OK, everyone. Dental records confirm the
skeleton belongs to a man called

Sebastian or Seb Teller. He was reported
missing... Hold on. Who's Seb Teller?

He knew him.

Yeah, I arrested him loads of times. He
was a little horror.

A flashy with it. And smart. He could
have made something of himself.

But he was all about the easy money.

What was he into?

Robbery, mainly.

And he fell off the radar.

All activity on his bank account stopped
in June 2009, the same month that his

father, John Teller, reported a missing.

Alice, can you see if you can make
contact with John?

Got it.

So, what are we saying?

He died in June 2009?

That's how it's looking.

Brendan, I want you to find out what you
can about Seb Teller. See if there are

any links to Louis Oldham or any of the
residents of Linnet Close.

OK.

And, Jason, see if you can find out what
our four witnesses and Grace

Wellingborough were up to at that time.

You think one of them could have killed
him?

I think one of them killed Louis Oldham.

Let's see if it's the first time they've
committed murder or the second.

Hi, Dean.

I hope you don't mind us coming to your
place of work.

Kerry seemed quite upset when we called
round.

Don't you go near my wife and you stay
away from my property.

Well, then it would help if you tell us
what you know.

It's not every day a body is found at
the back of your garden. Except there

two bodies now, one at the front and one
at the back.

First I knew about it was when you lot
showed up.

Phil seemed to think that you were the
one on Linnet Close, capable of murder.

He's the one who's obsessive.

Spying on me and Kerry, and his two
-faced, agreeing to tell to Grayton the

lines was about it.

But that's not a motive.

Whereas you have a significant money
problem with all those loans you're

juggling.

Business is going through a rough patch.

That's all.

Yeah, but your debts are spiralling, and
I doubt Kerry's wages can make much of

a dent.

And Louis Oldham worked for a loans
company.

Yeah, if I had that to my eyes in debt,
I'd...

Well, I'd sell my house and carry it all
off in one go.

Get out.

Kerry doesn't know, does she?

Get out!

This has been great.

Sorry, I didn't see you there.

I find this spot comforting, too.

Till you've heard.

Another body.

When things get too much, I... I find
solace in a church.

That which is has already been.

And what is to be has already been.

You were already dealing with major life
events.

Evie's new baby, moving to another
country, and now two murders on our

Anyone would feel unmoored.

All of this forces you to look at
everything in a new light.

Recalibrate memory.

In what way?

Phil always says you think you know
someone, but you never do.

Are you talking about Kerry?

Yesterday, we heard Kerry ask you to
stay for her sake.

For years, we stood shoulder to shoulder
against Grace Wellingborough and the

development, and now... Now I'm just
swanning off.

You're supporting your daughter?

Do you think Kerry's involved in these
things?

No. These?

I just don't know anymore.

Tanika said that Peptel had disappeared
in June 2009.

There may be some sort of appeal for
information.

Quotes from family, friends, possibly a
contact number.

Something that won't be online.

Special delivery.

Maidenhead Advertiser. June to August
2009.

Have you opened the last letter in the
stash?

You're not distracting me that easily.

It's all connected.

Your aunt held on to items that were
important to her.

The newspapers, the letters.

Yes, but even Jess didn't open the last
letter.

Resisted the temptation for decades.
Look, whatever happened, it's in the

You're right.

I'll just open it.

He'd want you there. Well, it doesn't
say who it's from.

I bet it's Nathan's wife.

And she still invited Jeff to your
funeral.

When did Jeff die?

2018. And Nathan died in 1972.

Is that when she stopped wearing those
fancy clothes?

And mink stoles.

She never got over him, did she?

For how many years, Judith?

46 years.

That is a long time to hang on to the
past.

Uh -oh.

Once again, great -aunt Jess did a
rescue.

It's great.

Looks like she's working on a housing
development in Marlow.

June 2009, to be precise.

The same month Seb vanished.

But Grace told us she only moved to
Marlow five years ago.

So why does she lie?

You were in Marlow the same month Seb
Heller vanished.

Your inner ear's at the bank. You can't
afford stuff.

Do you know how you make it in the
building industry?

As a woman.

Be one of the lads.

Laugh at the jokes.

Protect yourself.

I shouldn't have lied to you.

But I can't be connected to that body. I
can't afford the delays.

Someone killed Septella.

It could easily have been you.

It wasn't.

I never even heard that name before
today.

And Louis Oldham?

I was threatened.

And I'll intimidate, no problem.

I draw the line at murder.

I'm struggling to find any of Seb
Teller's family or known associates.

His mother died recently, his father's
not returning our calls, and local

are getting no response at the house.

Maybe he's out on the rob.

John Teller was a bigger crook than his
son.

He thought of himself as some sort of
gentleman fief, but he was just your bog

-standard burglar.

And what about Grace Wellingborough?

She was in Marlow when Seb went missing,
and she owns the land where Louis' body

was found.

Phone records confirm her alibi.

She was speaking to her supplier.

What did the pathologist say about Seb
to her?

The report's due any time.

But we do have his missing persons from
2009.

Oh, he looks so young.

I also checked his last known address,
but it was pulled down to build a block

of flats in 2013.

Well, wait.

How old was Seb when he died?

Er, 20.

And 15 years later, Louis was 35 when he
died.

You're right.

Both men were born in the same year.

Are we saying there's a link?

Two boys, the same age, both living in
Maidenhead, both wind up murdered in the

same spot.

I'd call that a link.

OK, you need to see this.

I've been focusing on Kerry and Dean
Butler, and look, the Hurricane Planning

Portal. They applied for planning
permission to build a pergola in 2009.

What month?

May 2009.

The month before Seb went missing.

Presumed dead.

Coincidence? I don't believe in
coincidence.

In this instance, I tend to agree.

Wait, either Dean or Kerry killed
Subteller and then buried him under the

pergola they were building.

Let's bring him in.

I'd like to call in officers.

I haven't done anything.

Our lawyers will do you for wrongful
arrest.

We've got nothing more to say.

Right. Come on.

Head down.

The butlers aren't cooperating.

That's because they're guilty.

Well, one of them is. We need to focus
on finding some evidence which is going

to force them to talk.

Chase up the river police. Why is it
taking so long?

In the absence of a murder weapon, we
have got to find a link between Kerry

Dean Butler and Seb Teller and Louis
Oldham.

Look, it's been a hard few days.

Let's all come back with fresh eyes
tomorrow.

Well done, everyone. Thank you.

It's only one word I want to say.

Pub? How about bowling?

If you lot don't mind being defeated
again.

You're still banning out enough for it.
I'm sorry. You're still bitter about my

overwhelming talent, Jason.

Are you talking about your lucky strike?

Well, as the great man said, the more I
practice, the luckier I get.

You all went bowling?

Yeah. We would have asked you, but we
didn't think it was your thing.

You know me too well.

Honestly. Brendan, record another
victory for the senior management team.

Yeah, I will.

I guess you'll be celebrating the poetry
assembly with Shanti.

How did it go?

She was brilliant.

Thanks for asking.

Right.

Go on, go on, Luna.

Come on.

I love getting out of here.

She'll let you know when she knows. I've
always hated waiting.

Oh, it's her.

Have they confessed to the murder?

Which murder?

Well, either, both.

Not yet.

Are you okay?

We still can't find any links between
the butlers and either victim.

Can't find any links between Sertella
and the Yolden.

And I'm the worst mother who's ever
lived.

Why, what happened?

I missed Shanti's poem assembly.

Well, you are trying to solve two
murders.

Did Shamil go?

Of course he did.

He's a good parent.

There'll be other assemblies.

Tanika, the worst mother that ever lived
wouldn't give a toss about assemblies

or helping with poems about hedgehogs.

I still let her down and put my job
before her.

You'll make it up to her. She knows
she's loved.

And kids don't care when we make
mistakes as long as we aren't up to it.

You're right.

You're right, thanks.

Speak tomorrow.

Oh, thanks for doing that.

What social media are you on?

Me? Just Tinder.

Chloe. Is this your place?

Seriously. I'm not telling you.

It's for the murder cases.

Okay, Snapchat, Insta and TikTok.

Not Facebook.

That's for old people.

That's the point, isn't it?

It was all different 15 years ago.

See ya.

We've been trying so hard to find a
connection between Seb Teller and Louis

Oldham, but maybe we've been looking in
the wrong place.

What do you mean?

Well, 15 years ago, the internet was
completely different.

Very true.

Everyone was signed up to Friends
Reunited. Oh, my God.

I'd forgotten about that.

Weirdos from school trying to hook up
with you decades later.

Oh, you as well.

Oh, it was everyone.

But there was also Blogger. Do you
remember that? Mm -hmm. And MyFace and

No, never signed up to none of those.

But what if Louis or Seb did?

That's a good point.

Alice,

anything from the river police?

Nothing yet.

And where are we on the pathology
report?

No news.

Then chase them up.

Go to the lab if you have to.

I want answers about both within the
hour.

Next time, we invite our bowling.

Who are you?

Tell me at once.

That's a mob.

The Carthaginians poisoned the tips of
their javelins with lime and arsenic.

I've used chili powder and bleach.

Fascinating.

What are you doing with that photo?

You're...

John Teller, aren't you?

You kid yourself he's abroad somewhere.

Wheeler dealing.

And then one day he'll just walk.

Walk through that door.

I think I always knew.

What was Seb like?

Total charmer.

Bit of a git, like his old man.

We went through all the proper channels
at the time, me and his mum.

Reported him missing to the cops, but
they don't do nothing.

Not for an ex -con.

And I suppose you tried to find him?

Yeah, went round all these old haunts.

I got my contacts to keep an eye out,
but... Judith!

We found a link between Seb Teller and
Louis Oldham. Look, they're in a band

together. Oh.

Oh, sorry.

These are my friends, Dee Dee and Bex.

This is John Teller.

Oh, sorry for your loss.

Can I see that?

Of course.

Louis couldn't sing and Seb couldn't
play.

It's like nails down a chalkboard.

So you knew Louis Oldham?

Yeah.

I hadn't seen him in 15 years.

But it was my ex -wife's funeral a few
weeks back.

Seb's mum.

Louis was there.

John.

John. It's me, Louis. I barely
recognised him.

He was all grown up. A man.

It is,

yeah.

Seb would never have missed his mum's
funeral.

Louis knew that.

And I couldn't pretend anymore.

Louis told me about the last time he saw
Seb.

The band had a gig, but Seb didn't show.

Do you remember anything he said to you
before he disappeared?

Didn't answer his phone or his emails
from that moment on.

I thought maybe I could explain that.

The last time I spoke to Seb, he told me
that he was trying to get back with

some girl in Marlow, some posh bird.

John, wait.

That seems to...

Trip a switch and he asked for my number
and promised he'd get in touch.

Then I heard from Louis a few days ago.

He said he was on to something and I had
to come to Marlowe.

By the time I got here, well... He'd
been murdered.

Couldn't you have gone to the police,
told them what you knew?

Me and the police don't see eye to eye.

But you lot look like you're on the
ball.

I don't suppose you remember the name of
that posh bird.

No.

But she looks about Seb's type.

And Seb's body was found by her garden.

She's not talking. But maybe Caroline
knows something.

Looks like no one's home.

Tanika, have Dean or Kerry confessed?

And we can only keep them for a few more
hours.

But we finally got the pathology report.

It confirmed Seb Teller died 15 years
ago.

Which fits the time he disappeared.

And the blunt force trauma was caused by
a smooth object.

Splinters of wood were found at the site
of the wound.

The killer hit him with something
wooden.

Oh, and they found trace elements of a
product called tongue oil.

Apparently it's used to protect the wood
on boats, sheds, garden furniture, that

sort of thing.

Okay.

Thank you.

What's this?

OK. Watch it.

That's it.

Yeah.

Mrs Wingrave.

Can we ask you a few questions?

Yes, of course.

Do you want a sandwich?

Oh, ham and... Oh, no, we're fine. Thank
you.

Has your husband always played cricket?

Oh, yes, I've been a cricket widow for
decades.

May I ask, does the name...

Did Seb Teller mean anything to you?

Who? He's the one whose body was found
on Gracewell in Britain.

Seb went missing 15 years ago.

No, sorry.

The name doesn't mean anything to me.

Is it possible you and he were an item?

I'm sorry.

Did you... Did you have a relationship
with a man 15 years ago? He would have

been 20.

Oh, how the mask flipped.

No, I have never been unfaithful to my
husband.

That felt very likely, did it?

Yeah.

Mr. Wingrove, may I ask, what oil do you
use on your back? What did you say to

upset my wife? Have you ever used tongue
oil? What?

I only use pure linseed oil, like all
proper cricketers. What did you say to

Caroline? Just had a few questions.

But she was most unhelpful.

Stay away from my family.

You're devoted to them, aren't you? And
now a grandson on the way. Man loves

family. Not exactly breaking news. No,
of course.

But this move means everything to you.

When's the baby due? Why is that
relevant?

A witness came forward.

They saw you throw something into the
river.

Evidence.

The Marine unit's been trawling the
river for days.

It's only a matter of time.

You're a decent man, Phil.

Anyone can see that.

But we've all done stupid things in our
time, and... It was a knife.

I found it in the garden, just lying
there. I panicked, chucked it in the

Caroline and I tried for years to start
a family.

Doctor said it was never going to
happen, and then it did, Evie. And now

going to give birth in...

A few weeks. I just wanted it all to go
away. Be with my daughter.

Why throw the knife away instead of
calling the police?

The police?

Why do you think?

I didn't want anything to do with it.

I'll tell them.

Does the name Seb Teller mean anything
to you?

No, nothing.

Phil knows who Seb Teller is.

But Caroline doesn't. Oh, this is crazy.

OK, let's forget about Seb Teller for a
minute and think about Louis' case.

There's only five people that could have
killed him.

Three of them were women. They couldn't
move the body.

That leaves Phil or Dean. And do we
really believe Phil?

That he just panicked about the knife?

Plausible to me.

But isn't that right?

He's watered.

Are we sure it couldn't have been a
woman who killed Louis? They couldn't

the body. You said so yourself.

I know.

Look.

He's not strong enough to move his kit
bag.

So he's leaving it where it is and he's
moving everything else.

What are you saying?

What if the reason Louis' body was found
in the clothes is because he was killed

there?

And all of the evidence in the woods,
his wallet and so on, even the blood

they found, was taken from the body and
placed there?

To misdirect the police.

So now we're back to five suspects who
could have killed him. Four.

Grace has an alibi.

It's about the four people on Linnet
Cliff.

Though only two of them could be
described as posh birds if we're linking

back to Subteller's murder.

You're right, Bex.

We've had this case the wrong way round.

We have?

The place Louis was murdered wasn't
where he was murdered.

And more than that, the posh bird...

Wasn't the posh bird.

None of this even makes sense. Yeah,
we're close in our own way.

And what if no one hit Febtela on the
head?

We saw the photos.

They found trace elements of a product
called tunnel oil. Apparently it's used

to protect the wood on boats.

We've got a local carpenter to make the
staircase.

Is that it?

Will Kerry and I still get on?

We always have.

Is that what happened?

Why is she talking middles?

Hold on.

We've been here before.

Do you know who killed Louis Oldham?

I think I do.

And is it the same person who killed
Sartella?

It is.

In fact, they had to kill Louis because
they killed Seth. How can you know that?

Identify the posh bird and the killer is
revealed.

You said the posh bird wasn't the posh
bird. Yes, but there's a third posh bird

out there we haven't even considered.

Said you might be here.

You weren't at home.

You understand me so well.

So I'm not a complete pariah.

Not yet, anyway.

We know what happened.

And that you knew Seb Teller.

I didn't set out to hurt anyone. I
was... I was just trying to protect my

family.

15 years ago, Seb Teller dated your
daughter Evie, didn't he?

Dated.

He controlled her.

Gaslit her.

She was a shell of herself.

Phil and I were so relieved when she
finally finished it. Until one night, he

turned up again.

Phil and Evie were away in France.

I need to speak to Evie. And I told him
that she wasn't in.

Please. But he didn't believe you.

You poisoned her against me. No, you did
that on your own. He was drunk.

Started shouting.

No!

He said that they belonged together.

Demanded to see her and he wouldn't take
no for an answer.

You fought on the stairs.

Seb hit his head on a wooden surface.

It had been treated with tongue oil.

It was an accident.

You've got to believe me.

But what followed wasn't.

I couldn't move.

He was just lying there.

I was just sort of thundering.

Like a storm.

It was Kerry.

She'd heard her.

And then she saw him.

She saw what I'd done.

I'll call the police.

No.

No.

I'll lose Evie.

I'll lose my little girl.

It was self -defense.

You had a decision to make.

You couldn't leave Seb where he was.

So you got Kerry to help you.

She offered.

We went through every scenario and it
was the only option.

Kerry and Dean were doing their back
garden and it was just... It was mud.

So we carried him into the back garden.

We buried him there.

And then the pergola went up and, well,
he's been there ever since.

Kerry did all that out of friendship.

She'd known men like Seb.

Most women do.

And then what?

Then I just got on with my life.

We both did.

I have no idea what it was like, though.

Every time I heard a knock at the door,
I just... I thought my whole world was

going to collapse.

And then one day it did.

Louis showed up.

Just when you're about to start a new
life in France with Evie.

He said he'd been talking to Bev's dad.

And I was starting to piece it together.

He knew Seb had come here that night.

That it was the last time anyone had
seen him. And I told him. I didn't know

what he was talking about, but I could
see he knew I was lying.

And it all came back.

Everything I'd tried to bury for 15
years.

I was so scared he'd tell Evie too.

Before I knew it.

It was daylight.

I can't imagine how much you must have
panicked.

You couldn't move the body on your own,
so you decided to misdirect the police.

You took Louis' possessions into the
woods, so they'd think that was where he

was killed.

And to really sell it, you took the
pollen from the fake murder scene and

carried it back to the body.

Making it look like you must have been
there.

Your one mistake.

You forgot about the knife, didn't you?

You had to get rid of it.

So you dumped it in the first place you
could think of.

Your backyard.

Kerry and I kept it a secret, just the
two of us, for 15 years.

Which is why she was so upset when you
sold up.

Everything I did, I did it for Evie.
You've got to believe me.

To keep her free.

Please, I will tell the police that I
made Kerry do it, but just help me keep

her out of prison.

That which is, has already been.

And what is to be has already been.

But you didn't say the next part.

God requires an account.

Can I, please?

Please.

I never thought I could hurt anyone.

Until I had Zeta.

But when someone threatens your child,
you just see red.

Judith, there's something I want to show
you.

Yes, I do know where my great aunt is
buried.

It was me who put the flowers there. Of
course.

But I got up the parish record to see
where Nathan Edwards was buried.

Oh.

She took the plot next to him.

She spent 46 years without him after he
died.

So she made sure she could be with him
in death for all time.

I got a tattoo.

Huh? That's what I've been doing with
Daniel.

No. That's extraordinary.

I'd always wanted to get one, but I
wasn't sure I could pull it off anymore.

Of course you can.

To be honest, I was worried it was all a
bit midlife crisis, embarrassing.

So I kept it a secret.

Well, it is a little midlife crisis, but
I love it.

Can we see it?

What, here?

Absolutely. No time like the present.

It's still a bit raw.

But it'll look better in a few weeks.

Right.

I think that's cause for a celebration.

What's it going to be?

Up? Or we could go boiling again. Oh,
yeah.

Can we invite the death this time?

Where is she?

I love you, spiky hedgehog. You lovely,
spiky hedgehog. Go round like a pound

and near to the ground and live in a
hedge like a hog.

That was amazing.

Read it again.

I love you, spiky hedgehog. You lovely,
spiky hedgehog. Go round like a pound

and near to the ground and live in a
hedge like a hog.