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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,012 "Go to middle school," they said. 2 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:15,516 "It'll be the best years of your life," they said. 3 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,893 "It'll be fun," they said. 4 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,270 Does it look like I'm having fun? 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,315 Absolutely not! 6 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,151 No fun! Zero out of ten! 7 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,778 Would not recommend! 8 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:30,614 I've been in middle school for two whole days, 9 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,910 and so far, it's been incredibly, terribly... 10 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,078 weird. 11 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,793 ♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪ 12 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:46,213 But let's back up a day or two. 13 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,382 Hi. My name is AJ 14 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,094 and I hate school. 15 00:00:55,347 --> 00:00:57,182 Here goes nothing. 16 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:00,142 Don't do it, AJ! Don't jump! 17 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,437 This is certain dog-induced death. 18 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,523 Death seems unlikely, Ryan. 19 00:01:05,524 --> 00:01:06,900 I'm going for "slightly maimed" 20 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:09,110 just so I miss the first few weeks of school 21 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,070 until I can figure out a more permanent solution. 22 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,489 - Lex, you getting this? - You know I am. 23 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,284 Arlo Jervis Williams back at it again 24 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,743 with another attempt to injure himself out of school. 25 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,037 That's dedication, y'all. 26 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:21,414 AJ, seriously. Let's just climb down. 27 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,999 You know how I feel about heights. 28 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,500 And that dog could be rabid. 29 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,587 Interesting. Rabies. 30 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,463 You know, that could keep me out the whole year. 31 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,175 You'd also go mad and die a slow, painful death. 32 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:35,052 Is middle school really gonna be this bad? 33 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,224 Whoa! Did you see that? 34 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,352 A shooting star during the day. 35 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,354 Eh. Doesn't translate. 36 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,439 Make a wish. 37 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:49,358 Would it be so bad 38 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,654 to give the first day a try to see how it goes? 39 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:55,240 And avoid the rabies. 40 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,366 You know what? 41 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,286 Maybe this isn't the best idea I've ever had. 42 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:00,996 Smart. 43 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,708 Yeehaw! 44 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:06,542 Lex! 45 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:07,627 Who's a good girl? 46 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,754 You're a good girl. Yes, you are! 47 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:10,838 - Hey! Good girl. - Huh. 48 00:02:10,839 --> 00:02:13,507 I guess that plan was flawed for a number of reasons. 49 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:16,637 Can, uh... Can someone get me down? 50 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,639 We made it, boys. Mid Dell Middle School. 51 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:23,225 Putting the "mid" in middle school since 1962. 52 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:25,311 Say what's up to my phone! 53 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,729 - Hey. - Hey. 54 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,148 As the only member of this friend group with a phone, 55 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,985 it is my duty to document our middle school experience. 56 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,903 Not true. I have a phone. 57 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,739 Bruh, that is not a phone. 58 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:37,949 Yeah. I know. 59 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,368 Come on, Mid Dell Middle! Let's go! 60 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,869 453, 454... 61 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:43,622 I've got you. Mr. Jones, help the kids. 62 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,667 - We've gotta move them in, in! - Why is that adult screaming? 63 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,876 Come on! Let's move! Please! 64 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,086 We should leave. 65 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:52,089 Faster kids pick up the slower kids. 66 00:02:52,214 --> 00:02:54,632 Let's go! In, in, in! 67 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:56,926 For the love of Sha'Carri Richardson! 68 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,553 - What are you guys doing? - Faster! 69 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,096 - Come on, everybody! - Sorry. 70 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,641 I'm not trying to get bullied by an old person today. 71 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,894 Hey! You! 72 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,895 You're the last person! Please! 73 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,730 Quick, three , two... 74 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,274 Before the school bell-- 75 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,569 Oh! 76 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,572 What is your name? 77 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:19,574 AJ. 78 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,493 Well, KJ, my name is Mr. Klutz, 79 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:23,828 and I'm your new principal. 80 00:03:23,829 --> 00:03:26,163 And you didn't get inside by the first bell, 81 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,042 which means I lost the bet. 82 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,501 The bet? 83 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,670 I had a bet with the students 84 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,337 that if everybody made it here on time, 85 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,381 I would get to shave my head 86 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,174 and then paint it the school colors. 87 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:39,135 And you wanted to do that? 88 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,303 Enough. 89 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,223 Welcome to school, CJ. 90 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,725 Okay. Not the best start. 91 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,018 ♪ mellow pop music playing ♪ 92 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,520 Maybe it'll get better. 93 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,814 First day of school fit check! 94 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:52,982 Whoo! 95 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,693 Okay, slay! 96 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,737 ♪ Feeling the bass through the amplifier ♪ 97 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,362 Pajamas on the first day. 98 00:03:58,363 --> 00:03:59,572 - Very brave. - Watch it! 99 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,116 If you wanna be a trendsetter, 100 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,324 you have to be fearless. 101 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:03,743 Comfort is fashion, kids. 102 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,454 Don't say I didn't tell you. 103 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:09,207 Mark my words. 104 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:11,960 Everyone is gonna dress like me by end of the month. 105 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,129 Yeah. 106 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:16,590 ♪ calming music playing ♪ 107 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:17,799 Hey. 108 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:23,472 Cool. 109 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,097 Are you a teacher? 110 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,515 Nah. Fourth-year eighth grader. 111 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:27,893 Give or take a few years. 112 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,102 So that would make you... 113 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,400 Dubois only speaks French. 114 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,498 If she only speaks French, how are we supposed to learn... 115 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,380 Of course. Her. 116 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,216 How to describe Andrea Young? 117 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,467 Mortal enemy? 118 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,136 I took a few hours of tutoring over the summer. 119 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,013 Bane of my existence. 120 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,722 One hundred six, to be precise. 121 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,099 Super annoying. 122 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,143 ♪ gentle music playing ♪ 123 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,855 Did I say that out loud? 124 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,568 I don't know French yet. That's why I'm in French class. 125 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:21,403 You're such an evolutionary step backwards. 126 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:22,947 Bet you can't call me that in French. 127 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,406 Bet you don't know what that means in English. 128 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:27,577 I know what elevation is, Andrea. 129 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:34,167 Not my best comeback. 130 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,377 When's lunch? 131 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,171 ♪ Everybody in my line getting chickpeas ♪ 132 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,967 ♪ Chickpeas Chi-chi-chickpeas ♪ 133 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,510 ♪ Everybody in my line getting chickpeas ♪ 134 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,471 ♪ Chickpeas Chi-chi-chickpeas ♪ 135 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,472 ♪ Everybody in my line... ♪ 136 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:49,432 Thank you. 137 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:50,559 You want more chickpeas? 138 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,560 Take your chickpeas. 139 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,269 Well, I'll give you some more. 140 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,687 What was that? 141 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,523 I think it's a millennial thing. 142 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:58,275 I didn't love it. 143 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,444 She gave me twice as many chickpeas as she gave you. 144 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:04,989 Dude, I think she's just passionate about peas. 145 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,490 Good day, students. 146 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,868 This is Principal Klutz speaking. 147 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,786 The staff and I are very excited to welcome you 148 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,329 all back to school. 149 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:14,206 Remember to keep that energy positive, 150 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,959 and enjoy the day. 151 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,545 And I'm going to enjoy my chicken sandwich. 152 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,755 Yeah, and I'm gonna stick to chips. 153 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,968 LeBron's in the paint. No time on the clock. He shoots. 154 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:26,845 He sinks it! 155 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,263 Ah! Yeah! 156 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,473 No! 157 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,517 No score! 158 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,519 Ms. Lazar, janitor. 159 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,606 And you need to break it down. 160 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,982 Uh... What? 161 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,860 B-B-B-B-Break it down! 162 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,362 ♪ Separate your trash ♪ 163 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,238 ♪ Or we'll kick you in the... ♪ 164 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,156 ♪ Butt ♪ 165 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,576 ♪ We work together ♪ 166 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,076 ♪ To make the world a little better ♪ 167 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,953 Go, LaGrange! Whoo! 168 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:56,875 Flies inside? 169 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,168 Unacceptable! 170 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,294 Let's do this! 171 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:04,716 Get the flies! 172 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,842 Whack! Missed! 173 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,594 Okay. 174 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,681 Well, Ms. Lazar is-- 175 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:13,391 Lovely. 176 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,767 I was gonna say bizarre. 177 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,685 And Lunch Lady LaGrange is... 178 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,896 A little strange. 179 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:18,938 Get the flies! 180 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,691 Yes! Finally! Gym is next! 181 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,110 You know, middle school can take my recess, 182 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,863 but they will never take my physical education. 183 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,574 Who's up for some dodgeball? 184 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,160 ♪ calm meditation music playing ♪ 185 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,790 Where's the teacher? 186 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,669 Hello, class. 187 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,131 Whoa! 188 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,342 Welcome... 189 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:50,679 to the essentials of physical education. 190 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:53,348 My name is Mr. Small 191 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,891 and I will be your guide on-- 192 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,520 Okay, okay. Oh. 193 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,522 Hold... 194 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:04,191 I will be your guide on this fruitful journey to-- 195 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,234 Okay. Uh... 196 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,029 This isn't working. Just... 197 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:09,280 Okay. 198 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,740 Come on. Get off of me! 199 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,994 Namaste. 200 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,542 Color-changing bulbs. 201 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,085 Pretty cool, huh? 202 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,087 Red light therapy can increase focus... 203 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,383 ...and boost mood. 204 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,470 You should know now this class will not be easy. 205 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:34,848 It will take resilience, 206 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:36,974 fortitude... 207 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,019 ...and... 208 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,855 and absolute... 209 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,565 patience. 210 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,024 Wow. 211 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,776 That was intense. 212 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,112 And a lot of core strength and sweat. 213 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:53,867 But if you commit to your practice, 214 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:55,952 by the end of this semester, 215 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:57,704 you will... 216 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:01,374 be able to do this. 217 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,918 Oh my gosh. 218 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,465 Everyone grab a yoga ball! 219 00:09:09,174 --> 00:09:10,633 Align your pelvis. 220 00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,053 Rotate your obliques. 221 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:15,846 Breathe through your pyramidalis. 222 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,348 My pyramidal-what? 223 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,975 It's the muscle that lies between 224 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,853 the anterior surface of the rectus abdominis 225 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:22,978 and the rectus sheath. 226 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,731 Rectus sheath? I knew that. 227 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,900 Now, hold that pose 228 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:29,735 and repeat today's mantra after me. 229 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,112 I am inhaling peace. 230 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,448 Inhale peace. 231 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,576 Exhale fear. 232 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,912 This isn't gym, this is ridiculous. 233 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,497 Do you have a question, Mister...? 234 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,541 AJ. Yeah. Um, I was just wondering 235 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,127 when real gym was gonna start? 236 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,879 You know, sports, games. 237 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,257 Hey, who's up for some dodgeball? 238 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,426 Class, continue practicing on your own. 239 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,845 AJ... 240 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:57,972 let's bounce. 241 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,688 I got an idea. 242 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,233 Why don't you go home 243 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,193 and you think of your own mindfulness meditation. 244 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,363 A mantra that speaks to you. 245 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,364 And then tomorrow 246 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,199 you come to me during first break 247 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,828 and you will guide me. 248 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,705 So you're giving me gym homework? 249 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,166 Is it homework? 250 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,209 Or is it work 251 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,754 for the home of your mind? 252 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:33,508 I think I ruptured my pyramidalis. 253 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,594 ♪ "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger playing ♪ 254 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,096 "Change your mindset"? 255 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,224 Who does he think he is taking away gym. 256 00:10:41,349 --> 00:10:44,519 The one good thing we have in this pit of misery. 257 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,604 I thought the other teachers were out to get me. 258 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,772 This guy is on another level. 259 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,900 Some of this is on you, AJ. 260 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,651 You're not even trying. 261 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,946 Well, you're not the one who has to do homework in gym. 262 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:56,822 Well, maybe you should consider doing it. 263 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,449 I'm sorry, AJ, but I think we would all benefit 264 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,411 from you changing your mindset. 265 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,580 Ryan, come on. 266 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:06,331 We still playing Planet Destroyer VI later? 267 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,041 Update's coming out. 268 00:11:08,042 --> 00:11:09,752 Yeah, obviously. 269 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,589 But first I need to ice my pyramidalis. 270 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,801 I'm not crazy, right? 271 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:20,096 Today was just a weird day. Tomorrow will be better. 272 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,723 Come on. Let's go. 273 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,016 - I hope Ryan's okay. - Oh, yeah. 274 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,768 He'll get over it. Don't worry. 275 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:32,774 ♪ I wanna publish 'zines ♪ 276 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:36,111 ♪ And rage against machines ♪ 277 00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:40,450 ♪ song distorts, mutes, and turns eerie ♪ 278 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,584 Wonderful. 279 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,504 ♪ Paranoia, paranoia ♪ 280 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,465 ♪ Everybody's coming to get me ♪ 281 00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:59,177 ♪ I'm not sick but I'm not well ♪ 282 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,553 ♪ song fades, transitions to rock music playing ♪ 283 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,931 So, Ryan, I've decided 284 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,432 I'm going to have a new outlook today. 285 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,475 Really? You're gonna change your mindset? 286 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,937 No, I was thinking about what Mr. Small said 287 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,104 about when you learn to control minds, 288 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,231 anything is possible. 289 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,649 I don't think that's how he said it. 290 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,816 So I Googled it 291 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,485 and that took me to a wikiHow article 292 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,028 which led me to a YouTube channel 293 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,489 where some guy named Tarantula 294 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:22,951 taught me the miraculous art of hypnosis. 295 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,494 You really sure this is the way to go? 296 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,080 Absolutely. It's incredible. 297 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,582 - I don't know, AJ. - I'm telling you, it works. 298 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,668 I tried it on Francisco this morning. 299 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,670 You hypnotized your fish? 300 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,964 - Uh-huh. - Ha, ha! 301 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,007 You guys think you're so funny. 302 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,717 - Hand it back. - Huh? 303 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,302 Don't know what you're talking about. 304 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,970 So you took my phone, I get it, 305 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,847 it's hilarious, but give it back. 306 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,810 Still no idea what you're talking about. 307 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,728 Wait, so neither of you have it? 308 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,314 Where is it then?! 309 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,941 Good morning, children. 310 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,776 Oh, good morning, Principal Klutz. 311 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,780 I see you're not screaming this morning. That's nice. 312 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,824 Good morning, children. 313 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:06,785 Uh, we did the "good morning" part already. 314 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,037 Uniforms. 315 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,498 - Uniforms? - Yes. 316 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,207 Please put them on your bodies. 317 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,919 All children must wear uniforms on their bodies 318 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,338 at all times. 319 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,257 Knee highs? Kind of a slay. 320 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,760 Yes. Slay. 321 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:27,598 ♪ "Crybaby" by PLAYE playing ♪ 322 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,645 Is this a new policy? 323 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,355 Why wasn't this mentioned on the first day? 324 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,525 That is so tight around my nether regions. 325 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,900 This can't be healthy. 326 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,277 It's giving bagpipe player. 327 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:43,072 New light bulbs. Ultra LED fluorescents. 328 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,741 What's with the puke-green lighting? 329 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,909 Super efficient... 330 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,078 Um. Ms. Lazar, did anyone turn in a phone? 331 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,204 Hm? 332 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,999 Oh, everyone will turn in a phone. 333 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,585 No, not my phone. 334 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,837 Please don't. 335 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,339 Bruh, that is not a phone. 336 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,426 Oh, come on! It's not even good enough to be confiscated? 337 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:05,803 You're pathetic. 338 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,679 Okay. 339 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,764 ♪ You're such a crybaby ♪ 340 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,099 ♪ Make me crazy, baby, baby ♪ 341 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,104 Please hand over your electronics. 342 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,106 They are no longer allowed on your person 343 00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,523 during school hours. 344 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,985 New rules that I am in charge of enforcing. 345 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,280 Principal Klutz designated me the new student hall monitor. 346 00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,822 Typical. 347 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,367 Give me your phones and computers. 348 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,660 We're using traditional printed textbooks now. 349 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,121 What's a textbook? 350 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,171 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 351 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,673 Good morning, class. 352 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,092 She's speaking English? 353 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,469 Yeah. Weird. 354 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:50,263 Today, we will be learning a new language. 355 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,141 Cuneiforms! 356 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,559 Open your books. 357 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,354 Wonderful. 358 00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,982 Repeat after me. 359 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,443 Aba-batoo. 360 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,195 Aba-batoo. 361 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,405 Not adequate! 362 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,032 Everyone. 363 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,869 Aba-daba-doo! 364 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,459 Ack-ack-ack-ack! 365 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,880 I think I liked it better when she spoke... French. 366 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,428 Aki-ka-ka! 367 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,013 Aki-ka-ka... 368 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,187 School seems... different today. 369 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:41,649 Yeah, the teachers are acting kinda freaky. 370 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,733 Not just the teachers. 371 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,945 Teachers are always on best behavior on day one. 372 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:48,906 Then, bam, they show you who they really are. 373 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,870 Students will now go to their last free period. 374 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,206 Enjoy it while you can. 375 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,458 Slay! 376 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,503 My students respect me. 377 00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,839 My faculty respects me. 378 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,132 My wife respects me. 379 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,722 Why?! Ow! 380 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,308 Hi, AJ. 381 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,395 Just... doing my daily mindfulness meditation. 382 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,062 Please, join me. 383 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,230 Thank you, Mr. Small. 384 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,691 I'm excited to share mine. 385 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,650 You are? Of course. Uh... 386 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,111 Please have a seat. 387 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,323 We're gonna start by closing our eyes. 388 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,741 Relaxing our bodies. 389 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,746 Good, Mr. Small. Good. 390 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,413 Take a few breaths here. 391 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,795 And I want you to imagine a warm wave of surrender 392 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,256 washing over you. 393 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,799 That's beautiful, AJ. 394 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,887 Now when I snap my fingers, 395 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,555 you will open your eyes 396 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,808 and focus on the reusable straw. 397 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,396 Look at the straw. 398 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,397 Now repeat after me. 399 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,607 When I wake up, 400 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,068 I will be a regular gym teacher... 401 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,071 - Are you... - ...who likes sports and games. 402 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,406 ...trying to hypnotize me? 403 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,282 Every day will be dodgeball day. 404 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,035 Okay, that's enough. You're coming with me. 405 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,913 Is it working? Are you hypnotized? 406 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,415 Now! 407 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:35,388 Principal Klutz. We have an issue. 408 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,435 Issue? Slay. 409 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,604 This student disrupted my class 410 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,317 and he has no regard for my curriculum and... 411 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,112 he tried to mind meld me. 412 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,863 This child committed a crime? 413 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,326 Crime is a pretty strong word. 414 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,415 Then he must be punished for this crime. 415 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,918 Well, I was just thinking, you know, 416 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:07,878 regular detention. 417 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,133 Wonderful! 418 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,719 We've just finished updating the detention room. 419 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,888 There's a detention room? 420 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,600 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 421 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,273 You will sit, disobedient student. 422 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,858 For how long? 423 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,861 You will watch TV. 424 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,531 History of Wheat Farming? 425 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,658 The Exciting Universe of the Dewey Decimal System? 426 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,701 They're all so-- 427 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,830 Awful. Terrible. Dreadful. 428 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,206 Miserable. 429 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:47,960 Wonderful! 430 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:05,644 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 431 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,812 Weird. 432 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,816 Watching 20 screens at once is a punishment? 433 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,195 I was born watching 20 screens at once. 434 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,529 Challenge accepted. 435 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:20,993 Followed by zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. 436 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,204 Please make it stop! 437 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,625 I don't wanna know about the Dewey Decimal System! 438 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,626 Oh, get me out of here! 439 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,087 Hey. 440 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,922 ♪ heroic music playing ♪ 441 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:36,258 Come with me if you want to live. 442 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,010 Todd? 443 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,261 ♪ music fades ♪ 444 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,263 ♪ "Qué Onda Guero" by Beck playing ♪ 445 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,431 Come on. 446 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,182 What was your name again? 447 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,351 - AJ. - Nah, too many letters. 448 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,354 I'ma call you Young Todd. Yeah. 449 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,814 Because I remind you of you? 450 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,273 No, because I like it. 451 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,818 Is this where you disappear to every morning? 452 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,778 Nah, bro, not here. 453 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,279 Here. 454 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,740 ♪ See the vegetable man in the vegetable van ♪ 455 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,910 ♪ With a horn that's honking like a mariachi band ♪ 456 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:06,287 Whoa! Incredible! 457 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,748 It's kind of like a man cave. 458 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,457 Except on the roof. 459 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,793 And it's not really a cave 460 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,546 and I'm not technically a man yet. 461 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,049 ♪ Mano Blancos roll with crowbars... ♪ 462 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:21,470 Behold, Todd's Chill-Veg-Vibe-Ponder-Palace. 463 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,931 What do you do in here all day? 464 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,975 Well, I chill, and then I veg, 465 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,978 some light vibing, and then I ponder a bit. 466 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,022 During all that, I'm gaming. 467 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,775 How'd you bring all this up here? 468 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,277 Magic. 469 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,237 And an elaborate pulley system. 470 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,990 Wow! 471 00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,491 Let's play! 472 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,202 Oh, heck yeah! 473 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,704 Planet Destroyer VI. 474 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,290 - Is this the new update? - Obvi. 475 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,375 Yo, Todd. I'm all alone out here. 476 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,669 - Sorry, Kreek. - Kreek... 477 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,088 Craft? 478 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,922 This isn't real. 479 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,049 This is fake. This is AI. 480 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,551 Where have you been, man? 481 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,971 I've been here getting my butt kicked by these aliens. 482 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,307 Kreek, been a little busy, man. 483 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,142 Meet my boy, Young Todd. 484 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,643 'Sup, Young Todd. 485 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,019 'Sup, Kreek. 486 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,313 See, if they taught this in school, 487 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,232 - I might actually like it. - I feel you. 488 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,817 In the four years I've been here, give or take, 489 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,987 school's never been this weird. 490 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,530 My friends were saying the same thing. 491 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,448 But it's all good. 492 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,366 You're in the Ponder Palace now. 493 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,953 Kick your shoes off, relax. 494 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,663 Have a puff. 495 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,374 What cheese puff? 496 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,419 Ooh. Found it. 497 00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,296 And there's plenty more where that came from. 498 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,298 Hello? Enough with the cheese puff magic. 499 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,134 I'm getting blasted over here. 500 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,470 I need you guys. 501 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,682 You never leave your wingman. Get in here, Young Todd. 502 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,394 ♪ light pensive music playing ♪ 503 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,687 Actually... 504 00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,315 I can't. 505 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,983 What's wrong, Young Todd? 506 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,277 Look, you're right. 507 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,696 Something is going on at this school. 508 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,073 Something weird. 509 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,785 Bad weird. Real bad. 510 00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,413 My friends are down there. I can't abandon them. 511 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:15,000 - Respect. More puffs for me. - I gotta go. 512 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,836 Go do some good, Young Todd. 513 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,213 Adios. 514 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,217 I'm glad you're making new friends. 515 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:27,012 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 516 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,515 Left, right. 517 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,695 Oooh... 518 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,282 Oh! 519 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,917 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 520 00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,963 - Wow! - Wonderful! 521 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:11,473 ♪ Everybody in the line getting green peas ♪ 522 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,641 Ms. LaGrange, are you okay? 523 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:17,438 ♪ Every human of your kind's gonna be seized ♪ 524 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,231 What? 525 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,441 Nothing. 526 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:23,986 This is not food. 527 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,323 ♪ whimsical music playing ♪ 528 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,158 Confirmed. 529 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:30,450 Not food. 530 00:23:34,038 --> 00:23:36,123 We need to talk. 531 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,835 - Where did you come from? - The air ducts. 532 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,336 Why were you in the air ducts? 533 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,464 It's a long story. Look, I was up there 534 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,799 and I saw the teachers in the teachers' lounge. 535 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,176 They were zoned out and there was 536 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:50,303 this blue electric fuzz stuff 537 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:51,554 coming out of their bathroom 538 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:54,057 and it was, like, zapping between them. 539 00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,725 You actually saw this? 540 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,853 I swear. I saw what I saw. 541 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:01,397 Guys, it's probably aliens. 542 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,608 What?! 543 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,526 You think everything's aliens. 544 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,530 They're real! The government basically confirmed it. 545 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,410 Oh, good. The food is walking. 546 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,793 Oh, the humanity... 547 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,003 Is he okay? 548 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,923 Aw, it tastes like burning. 549 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:26,924 Ew. 550 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,387 You think my phone going missing has anything to do with this? 551 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,722 You really can make anything about your phone. 552 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,306 I'm serious. You saw Lazar. 553 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:38,059 She was wearing a bucket hat and that's my thing. 554 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:42,563 Hello, students. 555 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:45,234 It is your principal and supreme leader. 556 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,403 It is time for your classes now. 557 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:48,946 You must go to your classes 558 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,240 and stay there until the final bell 559 00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:53,742 or there will be punishments of great discomfort. 560 00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,827 Goodbye, and good slay. 561 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:56,912 And that! 562 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,913 I say "slay." That's my word. 563 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,916 You don't own "slay." 564 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,418 Compared to him, I do. 565 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,793 We need to get to our classes. 566 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,923 Alrighty! 567 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,721 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 568 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,310 Okay, no way I'm going to class right now. 569 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,104 Should we call our parents? 570 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,938 With what? They have our phones. 571 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,067 - ♪ action music playing ♪ - Come on. 572 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,028 Where are we going? 573 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,491 - The faculty lounge? - Whatever is going on, 574 00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:36,284 ground zero is the teachers' bathroom. 575 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:38,369 We gotta get in there and check it out. 576 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,288 I can't do this. This is all too much. 577 00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:42,916 I'm gonna go find a nice desk and hide under it. 578 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,960 Ryan, keep it together, man. 579 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,670 I can't! This is a nightmare! I'm freaking out! 580 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:51,091 Okay, come on. Inhale calm, exhale fear. You try. 581 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,594 Inhale fear, exhale calm. 582 00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:55,763 Oh, no! I inhaled the fear! 583 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,680 The fear is in my mouth. It tastes like burning. 584 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:58,640 He'll be okay. 585 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,099 ♪ This is it, this is it ♪ 586 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,893 ♪ It's finally here We did it ♪ 587 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,311 ♪ This is it, this is it ♪ 588 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:05,439 Todd. Hey, Todd. 589 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,525 Todd! It's me, AJ. 590 00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:10,068 - Todd! - He's lost it. 591 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,195 Whoa! Young Todd! 592 00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,362 Whoa. 593 00:26:13,363 --> 00:26:14,656 - Huh? - That's Todd. 594 00:26:14,782 --> 00:26:16,533 He calls me Young Todd. 595 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,201 Is he a teacher? 596 00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,661 Fourth-year eighth grader. 597 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,663 - Who are they? - They're cool 598 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,373 but everything else is way worse 599 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,125 than we thought. We need your help. 600 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,710 Come on up. 601 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:30,338 ♪ This is it, this is it It's finally here... ♪ 602 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,215 What is this place? 603 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,676 Todd's Chill-Veg-Vibe-Ponder-Palace. 604 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:36,011 Come on in. 605 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,515 Sick. 606 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,724 It could use some guardrails. 607 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:44,144 Oh, I can definitely get you into the lounge. 608 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,395 Whoa. 609 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,815 That's a big TV. 610 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,067 Got the perfect thing right here. 611 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,195 How are those gonna get me into the lounge? 612 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,030 ♪ This is ours for the takin' ♪ 613 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:56,989 ♪ This is it, this is it ♪ 614 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,826 ♪ It's finally here We did it ♪ 615 00:26:59,827 --> 00:27:01,370 Okay. Coast is clear. 616 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,916 Pull up! Pull up! Pull up! 617 00:27:06,917 --> 00:27:07,917 ♪ music stops ♪ 618 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:12,756 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪ 619 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,530 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 620 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,592 Ugh. 621 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,324 - Whoa! - Ah! 622 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:21,450 Oh! 623 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:23,285 Ow. 624 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:28,207 Sorry. Dang puffs got my grip all slippy. 625 00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:45,307 ♪ intense dramatic music playing ♪ 626 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:49,186 This is weird. 627 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:05,326 There's some kind of crazy octo-jelly fish glowing thing 628 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:06,662 on the toilet. 629 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:08,371 Glowing octo-what? 630 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:09,622 Weird. 631 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:10,624 Hold on a sec. 632 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,250 I'm gonna try and trace it. 633 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,629 ♪ fast-paced rock music playing ♪ 634 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,693 All I have to do is take it right there. 635 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:39,777 Vanished. 636 00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,238 Let's do this thing. 637 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:42,489 Easy. 638 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:46,450 Ow. 639 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:47,702 Dude, what the heck? 640 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:49,495 You were supposed to pull me up. 641 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:51,330 You didn't say the code word! 642 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,540 There's a code word? 643 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,084 It's "magic"! 644 00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:59,214 We'll meet you at the roof. 645 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,552 This did not go as planned. 646 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:14,730 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 647 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,375 Whee! 648 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,635 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 649 00:31:07,157 --> 00:31:08,074 Andrea? 650 00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,496 What are you doing out here? 651 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:14,455 What are you doing out here? 652 00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,792 I'm the hall monitor. I'm supposed to be out here. 653 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,501 Are you crying? 654 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:19,836 No. 655 00:31:20,462 --> 00:31:22,297 It's just, I keep seeing things and... 656 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,257 Never mind. You're just gonna make fun of me. 657 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:26,467 Blue electrical fuzzy stuff? 658 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,719 - Teachers acting weird? - Yes! 659 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,805 Teachers acting really weird, even to me. 660 00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,474 Teachers are never weird to me. Teachers love me. 661 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:35,102 Yeah, we know. 662 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:37,270 In art, Ms. Hannah stuck her feet 663 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:38,688 into buckets of wet cement. 664 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:39,773 Like, what? 665 00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:42,109 Something is very wrong here. 666 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:44,694 Okay. Can I trust you? 667 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,114 Yes. 668 00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,616 Okay. Follow me. 669 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:56,373 Okay, so this is definitely breaking a million rules. 670 00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,547 Whoa. What is this place? 671 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:07,801 Todd's Chill-Veg-Vibe-Ponder-Palace. 672 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:09,803 Why is she here? 673 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:12,012 She knows the teachers are evil. 674 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,264 I said weird. 675 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,766 Weird, evil. Tomato, potato. 676 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,351 Are you guys, like, friends now? 677 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,437 - Absolutely not! - No! 678 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,231 But I do think we might need her help. 679 00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:22,983 Look at this. 680 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,402 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 681 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,528 What is that? 682 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:28,821 That weird octo-jelly fish machine 683 00:32:28,822 --> 00:32:30,573 in the teachers' bathroom? 684 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:31,658 This is the writing on it. 685 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,451 It's just a bunch of triangles 686 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,452 and lines and a... 687 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,036 sideways pizza oven. 688 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:36,997 Cuneiforms. 689 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,540 - Huh? - Cunei-what? 690 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,875 Cuneiform? We learned about it 691 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,584 for two straight hours this morning. 692 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,170 Were any of you listening? 693 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,882 Like I said, she might be helpful. What's it say? 694 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:48,924 - We need to translate it. - How? 695 00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:50,635 We don't have our phones. 696 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,970 There's another way. 697 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,891 ♪ heavy rock music playing ♪ 698 00:33:00,437 --> 00:33:01,521 Whoa. 699 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:04,399 This is a cool room. What's it called? 700 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,443 The library. 701 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,569 Huh. 702 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:09,195 How's the library gonna help us? 703 00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,946 It's a repository of the collective knowledge 704 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,407 of civilization. 705 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,618 All the stuff in your phone, a lot of it's here. 706 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:16,661 Oh. 707 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,288 Strange. These characters aren't lining up 708 00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:20,915 with any of the ancient languages. 709 00:33:20,916 --> 00:33:24,419 Not Egyptian, not Mesopotamian, not even Sumerian. 710 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,588 One word: aliens. 711 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,423 - Dude. - Knew that was coming. 712 00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:31,842 Actually, he might be on to something. 713 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,095 Some people think ancient cultures were ruled by aliens 714 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:35,930 and adapted their language from them. 715 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,015 This one kinda looks like a ship. 716 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,268 And that one could be sky or space. 717 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:41,435 Spaceship. 718 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,771 And this one looks like 719 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,856 most translations for a school. 720 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,776 So the teachers are aliens 721 00:33:47,901 --> 00:33:49,777 that came in a ship 722 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:51,613 and took over the school? 723 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,282 That toilet machine you saw could be some kind of weapon. 724 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,160 It did look like it was being charged. 725 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,410 - Like a battery. - Yeah. 726 00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:00,121 It's definitely gathering something. 727 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,289 Some kind of energy. 728 00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:02,624 I can't tell what. 729 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,292 But if I'm interpreting this correctly, 730 00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,504 if they get enough of whatever it is... 731 00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,881 Hey, that looks like the world exploding. 732 00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:13,467 ...the aliens are going to destroy the entire world. 733 00:34:13,468 --> 00:34:14,594 Yes! 734 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:17,556 I told you the teachers were aliens! 735 00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:22,269 Oh no! The teachers are aliens! 736 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,861 What is that? 737 00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:35,489 Ms. Hannah. 738 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,867 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 739 00:34:48,962 --> 00:34:50,672 ♪ music ends ♪ 740 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,345 ♪ suspenseful music playing ♪ 741 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,666 ♪ music intensifies ♪ 742 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:36,051 Don't move. 743 00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,270 ♪ intense dramatic music playing ♪ 744 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,359 Okay, this is bad. 745 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,903 We need to tell a teacher. 746 00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:58,490 Hearing it now. Walking it back. 747 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:00,617 We have to get out of here. 748 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:03,119 ♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪ 749 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:04,913 Come on, come on! 750 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,667 Ow! 751 00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:12,087 Whoa, it's like they sealed off all the exits 752 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:14,756 with some sort of electrified alien super glue. 753 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,841 This is a serious fire hazard. 754 00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,426 Whoa. 755 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,053 Lazar. 756 00:36:21,721 --> 00:36:23,723 Ah! 757 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,226 - Oh, my gosh. - This is getting out of control. 758 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,103 You are not in class. 759 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:29,937 Why are you stealing my style? 760 00:36:29,938 --> 00:36:31,731 Now I will slay you! 761 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:33,107 That's not how you use it. 762 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:34,066 Time to go. 763 00:36:35,485 --> 00:36:38,488 What's with the plungers?! 764 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,450 - There's Klutz! - Hope this holds! 765 00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:43,992 What do we do? 766 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:45,452 I don't know! 767 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,247 Wait, wait. I got it! I got it. 768 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:49,582 - This way! - What? Where? 769 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,668 What are you-- 770 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,837 - Come on, come on! - Follow him. 771 00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:55,797 Let's go! 772 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,799 Come on. Come on. Hurry up. 773 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:00,217 Come on. Go, go, go. 774 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:01,844 - Let's go! - Come on! Hurry! 775 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:04,264 - Go, go! - Help me! Help me up! 776 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,098 I'm very afraid of heights. 777 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,601 - Doesn't matter. Let's go! - I don't wanna die! 778 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,313 We'll meet you on the roof. 779 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:14,607 - What do we do? - Follow me. 780 00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,652 Why am I running toward 781 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,404 a terrifying alien janitor? 782 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:22,198 I was on the Ella Mentry Elementary School's 783 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,283 T-ball team. 784 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:28,121 No, I never hit a ball, but I did learn how to do this. 785 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,082 That's gotta be the coolest thing 786 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,793 anyone's ever done in this hallway. 787 00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,049 - Never mind. - What? 788 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:43,178 You haven't been doing gymnastics since you were three? 789 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,014 Run! 790 00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:57,692 Come on! Hurry up! 791 00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,866 ♪ dark, dramatic music playing ♪ 792 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,202 Where are you going? 793 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:08,702 What? This way. 794 00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:10,621 No, that's the east wing. It's a dead end. 795 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,081 The west wing's a dead end. 796 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:15,627 - Come on. - You never listen! 797 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:18,505 Down here. 798 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:24,218 Ah! Alien super glue! 799 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,012 Remembering... 800 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:28,096 ...it's a dead end. 801 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,641 No duh, genius. 802 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:34,562 She's coming. 803 00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,569 Mm! 804 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:45,573 - This stinks. - Shh. 805 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,627 ♪ "Supernatural" by Deep Valley playing ♪ 806 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:58,961 Come on, hurry! 807 00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:04,758 ♪ You might fear me and I don't blame you ♪ 808 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:08,095 ♪ I didn't come here to make friends, no ♪ 809 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:11,599 ♪ I came to make history, so, baby, let's go ♪ 810 00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,770 I think he's gaining on us. 811 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:24,988 ♪ I'm a superior supreme supernatural thing ♪ 812 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:28,032 ♪ I'm supernatural ♪ 813 00:39:29,075 --> 00:39:31,828 - Where is she? - I think I bought us some time. 814 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,246 Can we get to the roof? 815 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,248 Not from here. 816 00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:40,460 ♪ Do you hear me when I scream and shout? ♪ 817 00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:41,837 Mm! 818 00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:44,215 ♪ 'Cause this is serious ♪ 819 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:52,973 Over here. 820 00:39:52,974 --> 00:39:54,309 We can't go up. 821 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,395 The only way out is... 822 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:01,024 ♪ music ends ♪ 823 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,320 ...down. 824 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:08,698 Always wanted to try this. 825 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:12,285 You want us to jump down there? 826 00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,120 That is a long way down. 827 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,622 I am not good with heights. 828 00:40:16,623 --> 00:40:18,206 I don't think we have another option. 829 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:19,834 Okay. 830 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,128 Inhale calm, exhale fear. 831 00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,088 Keep your legs together 832 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,924 unless you want a really horrible... 833 00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,390 ...enema. 834 00:40:36,851 --> 00:40:37,851 Are you hurt? 835 00:40:37,852 --> 00:40:38,853 Checking... 836 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,815 Nope. Bones intact. 837 00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:43,858 Okay. 838 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,193 Now it's our turn. 839 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:46,736 I-I can't. 840 00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:47,987 I can't do it. 841 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,530 What? But you're not scared of anything. 842 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,700 No, dude. I'm scared a lot. I just... 843 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:55,203 I hide it and, usually, I pull it off. 844 00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,161 But this? 845 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,913 We could legit die. 846 00:40:57,914 --> 00:40:59,081 Lex, listen to me. 847 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:00,749 Knowing that you get scared of something 848 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,125 and just doing it anyway, 849 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,836 that's the definition of brave. 850 00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:06,546 - Really? - Yes! We're your friends. 851 00:41:06,547 --> 00:41:08,757 You don't need to pretend around us, ever. 852 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,137 Except for right now. 853 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,057 Right now we both need to pretend. 854 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,183 Together? 855 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,434 Three, two... 856 00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:21,980 Yeehaw! 857 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,566 Okay, guess I'm doing this by myself. 858 00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,568 All you. 859 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:32,365 Inhale calm, exhale fear. 860 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:43,251 Yeah! Way to go! 861 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:44,793 Swim, Ryan, swim! 862 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,461 {\an8}Swim, swim! 863 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,463 Come here. 864 00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:52,260 Almost there. Come on. Give me your hand. 865 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:57,640 That was awesome! 866 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,641 It's like allowing myself to be afraid 867 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:01,436 made it even better, right? 868 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,437 No! No, that was the worst experience 869 00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:04,938 I've ever had in my life! 870 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,443 Okay... 871 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:14,781 Oh, okay. 872 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:16,324 That's not normal! 873 00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:18,578 What-what do we do? 874 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:33,176 Now watch out, watch out. 875 00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:34,926 - Come on. Let's go! - Go, go, go! 876 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,094 - Come on! - Go! 877 00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:38,973 This way! 878 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:51,819 Ugh. You stink. 879 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:54,280 - I know. - Let's go change. 880 00:42:55,323 --> 00:42:56,699 We can go to Drama Club. 881 00:42:58,117 --> 00:42:59,994 These theater clothes are weird. 882 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,703 Just pick something. 883 00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,164 Fine, but maybe next time, 884 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,082 you don't make me hide in the trash can 885 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,666 full of rotting dino nuggets. 886 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,002 Okay, well, maybe next time, you don't make the dumb mistake 887 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,338 of running down the wrong hallway. 888 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:12,255 Don't call me dumb. 889 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:13,673 Then stop being dumb. 890 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:19,180 - Then stop being a know-it-all. - Then stop being dumb. 891 00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:21,848 Argh! See, this is why-- 892 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:24,185 Nobody likes me? I know. 893 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,979 I was gonna say you annoy me, but... 894 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,689 No one's ever liked me. 895 00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,233 Why do you think I suck up to teachers? 896 00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:33,401 They're the only ones who have ever been nice to me. 897 00:43:33,402 --> 00:43:34,737 I-I didn't know. 898 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:36,947 Of course you didn't know. You and people like you 899 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,658 are the reason I hate school. 900 00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:40,827 You hate school? 901 00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:43,204 Everyone told me this year would be different. 902 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:45,540 My parents, my algebra tutor, my history tutor, 903 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,125 my bio tutor, my pre-pre-SAT tutor. 904 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:49,543 Please stop saying "tutor." 905 00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,087 And I believed them. 906 00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:54,756 I thought middle school would be better, but it's not. 907 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:57,426 - It's actually so much worse. - So much worse. 908 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:01,889 ♪ soft music playing ♪ 909 00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:07,645 What? Do I look weird? 910 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:11,231 No, I mean, yes. 911 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:13,733 I-I mean, I mean... 912 00:44:14,861 --> 00:44:15,903 I'm sorry. 913 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:18,447 I'm sorry I haven't been nice to you. 914 00:44:18,948 --> 00:44:20,616 I just thought you hated me. 915 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,785 Well, I did, honestly, 916 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,037 but only because I thought you hated me. 917 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:28,206 So we don't hate each other? 918 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,876 Well, if the rules of algebra 919 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,752 apply to interpersonal relations, 920 00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,628 and two negatives make a positive... 921 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:34,881 What? 922 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:38,426 Never mind. 923 00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:40,386 Yeah, okay. 924 00:44:41,220 --> 00:44:42,971 Whoa. Wait a second. 925 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,100 Who am I if I don't hate Andrea Young? 926 00:44:46,225 --> 00:44:47,935 Hey, you coming or what? 927 00:44:51,856 --> 00:44:53,107 Wait, where are we going? 928 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:54,983 We can cut through the gym to find the others. 929 00:44:54,984 --> 00:44:57,904 But Mr. Small might be in there. He's the weirdest one. 930 00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:01,115 And I thought this smelled like cat pee 931 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:02,575 before it was wet. 932 00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:04,785 I 100% have a rash. 933 00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:06,620 Don't worry, Todd 2 and Girl Todd. 934 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,538 I got a bunch of clothes up on the roof. 935 00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,291 Just gotta find a vent first. 936 00:45:10,791 --> 00:45:12,126 Uh, guys? 937 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,129 I think I just found the mother ship. 938 00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:22,552 - Oh. - Oh. 939 00:45:26,766 --> 00:45:28,351 We need to find AJ. 940 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:32,647 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 941 00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:33,606 Look at him. 942 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,566 He's probably communicating with their leader. 943 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:37,985 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 944 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:42,322 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... 945 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:44,492 He might even be their leader. 946 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:47,328 Okay, maybe we won't go through the gym. 947 00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:49,372 We gotta go find the others. 948 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:50,830 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 949 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:51,665 Ow. 950 00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,834 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 951 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:59,006 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... 952 00:46:00,007 --> 00:46:01,634 ♪ dramatic rock music playing ♪ 953 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,886 - Young Todd! - Guys! We found you. 954 00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:06,681 - You're alive. - Why are you wet? 955 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:07,847 And where's Klutz? 956 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,349 Pool and pool. 957 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:10,309 Boom. 958 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:12,770 We need to show you something. 959 00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:19,276 What is it? 960 00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:21,069 It's clearly an alien spaceship, 961 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:22,779 aka, how they got to Earth. 962 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:25,115 - But it's tiny. - Like a toy. 963 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:28,119 It's not a toy, it's alien technology. 964 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:31,413 How did the teachers land in this? They're big. 965 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,040 That's what we've been trying to figure out. 966 00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,874 I thought they used shrink rays. 967 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,127 Which I said, why wouldn't they make the ship big enough 968 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,712 so they don't have to shrink? 969 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,715 To which I said, maybe they were trying to save on fuel costs. 970 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,173 To which I said, how do we even know 971 00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,967 they have a commodity-based economy 972 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,427 where fuel costs are even a concern? 973 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,470 They were going on like this for a while. 974 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:49,181 - Get to it. - We have no idea 975 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,932 - how the teachers fit in there. - No. 976 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,727 It's literally insect-sized. 977 00:46:53,894 --> 00:46:55,896 Wait. That's it. 978 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,398 The flies. 979 00:46:57,523 --> 00:46:59,775 Flies inside? 980 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,234 Unacceptable! 981 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:03,611 The weird ones that were buzzing around the teachers. 982 00:47:03,612 --> 00:47:06,031 - Maybe those are the aliens. - I don't follow. 983 00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:08,075 What if they're not flies? 984 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,701 They're tiny aliens. 985 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:12,495 And these tiny aliens... 986 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,540 - ...flew into their heads... - Ew. 987 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:18,626 ...and took control of their bodies and brains... 988 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:20,588 And possessed them. 989 00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:24,300 Hey. 990 00:47:24,425 --> 00:47:25,551 Is somebody in there? 991 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,345 It's Small. Hide! 992 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:31,014 There's nowhere to go! 993 00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:32,349 Hey, who's in there? 994 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,351 In the interest of being authentic with you guys, 995 00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,810 I just want everyone to know that... 996 00:47:35,811 --> 00:47:38,105 - I'm very afraid. - Come again? 997 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:39,939 Lex had a little emotional breakthrough. 998 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:41,108 What do we do? 999 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,277 - I say we fight! - I'm coming in! 1000 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:45,613 I also had an emotional breakthrough. 1001 00:47:46,072 --> 00:47:48,741 Who are you guys and what have you done with my friends? 1002 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:50,618 Hey! 1003 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:53,621 This room is off-limits to students. 1004 00:47:54,038 --> 00:47:55,872 There are five of us, one of him. 1005 00:47:55,873 --> 00:47:57,707 Odds are, one of us will survive 1006 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,293 and can warn the rest of the world. 1007 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,670 Whatever we do, we have to be organized, 1008 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:03,839 careful, precise. 1009 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,007 You kids are supposed to be 1010 00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:07,385 in class. 1011 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:10,471 Ow. 1012 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:12,098 Or we could do that. 1013 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,142 I am so going to detention. 1014 00:48:17,186 --> 00:48:19,438 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 1015 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,067 We shouldn't be doing this. 1016 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,860 Sorry we had to tie you up... 1017 00:48:25,861 --> 00:48:27,029 Alien. 1018 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,031 But you see, you're an alien. 1019 00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,491 - Alien! - Alien. 1020 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:34,202 And we don't know what you're capable of. 1021 00:48:34,203 --> 00:48:35,453 Alien. 1022 00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:38,499 Why do you keep calling me "alien"? 1023 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:41,627 What is that? 1024 00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:45,840 Is this some kind of underground Robotics Club meeting? 1025 00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:48,716 Oh, never mind. I know the first rule. 1026 00:48:48,717 --> 00:48:50,385 Why don't you tell us what that is 1027 00:48:50,386 --> 00:48:52,720 since you're the one who flew here in it, 1028 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:53,847 alien! 1029 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:54,931 I'm confused. 1030 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,142 I'm not an alien. 1031 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:58,686 Oh, then why were you walking down the hall 1032 00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:00,354 making alien noises? 1033 00:49:00,479 --> 00:49:01,438 "Alien noises"? 1034 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,982 Uh, the lion's breath exhales. 1035 00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:04,650 I-I do them to calm me down. 1036 00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:10,738 What about when you were glowing blue like the other aliens? 1037 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,199 Got an answer for that? 1038 00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:13,700 The-the smart bulbs. 1039 00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:17,036 Blue light helps boost alertness and brain function. 1040 00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,831 And what's the obsession with mind control? 1041 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,541 You trying to take over our brains? 1042 00:49:20,666 --> 00:49:22,417 Not mind control, 1043 00:49:22,418 --> 00:49:25,546 mindfulness and self-control. 1044 00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:27,381 I'm not an alien! 1045 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:29,008 Then why are you the weirdest one? 1046 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,467 I'm not trying to be weird, 1047 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:33,053 I just wanted you to respect me. 1048 00:49:34,722 --> 00:49:37,724 Look, this is my first year teaching at the school, 1049 00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:41,061 and I just... I-I... I wanted to make an impact, 1050 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,939 but the truth is, this place is real strange. 1051 00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,775 Okay? The teachers are acting all cult-y, 1052 00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,611 the janitor's eating inanimate objects, 1053 00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:50,112 there's blue stuff going up the walls, 1054 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:52,031 and I don't know what's going on! 1055 00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:56,367 Guys, I think he's telling the truth. 1056 00:49:56,368 --> 00:49:59,579 He did kill that fly. Remember? 1057 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:02,666 Patience. 1058 00:50:04,084 --> 00:50:06,295 Look, I'm just a teacher 1059 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:08,255 trying to make it through the day. 1060 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,382 We're sure he's not an alien? 1061 00:50:14,386 --> 00:50:15,721 Dang it! 1062 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:18,432 I had so many more questions. 1063 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:20,434 Can we untie him now? 1064 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,770 Super sorry about this. 1065 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,064 Really sorry. 1066 00:50:25,564 --> 00:50:27,233 - Very sorry. - Okay. 1067 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:30,611 We'll bring you up to speed, but be warned. 1068 00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:31,904 It's a lot. 1069 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,823 That is... a lot. 1070 00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:36,658 Told ya. 1071 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:40,495 By the way, what is this place? 1072 00:50:40,496 --> 00:50:42,790 Todd's Chill-Veg-Vibe- Ponder-Palace. 1073 00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:45,000 You know what? I don't wanna know. 1074 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,292 I can't know. 1075 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,629 Is that a soda machine? Don't answer that. 1076 00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:51,131 What we can't figure out is why. 1077 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:53,133 Why a middle school? 1078 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:54,801 It seems so... 1079 00:50:54,802 --> 00:50:56,177 Anticlimactic. 1080 00:50:56,178 --> 00:50:57,095 - Lame. - Boring. 1081 00:50:57,096 --> 00:50:58,596 Confusing. 1082 00:50:58,597 --> 00:50:59,974 Miserable. 1083 00:51:01,976 --> 00:51:02,935 Oh, this symbol. 1084 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,687 It loosely translates to "misery." 1085 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:05,937 How do you know that? 1086 00:51:05,938 --> 00:51:07,147 Because this guy looks like 1087 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:08,731 a really sad emoji. 1088 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:11,150 Also, I'm pretty familiar with ancient writing systems 1089 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,444 because of this game I play called Tablets of Time. 1090 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:15,822 And you didn't think to mention this before? 1091 00:51:15,823 --> 00:51:16,782 No. 1092 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:18,492 Let's look closer. 1093 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:22,579 Maybe that's it. 1094 00:51:22,580 --> 00:51:24,247 Maybe that's what they came for. 1095 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,541 What? To feed on our misery? 1096 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:27,917 It's not the craziest idea. 1097 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,669 I mean, they did make school pretty miserable, 1098 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:31,338 like more than usual. 1099 00:51:31,463 --> 00:51:32,506 First, the uniforms. 1100 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,840 Uniforms. 1101 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:35,843 Why wasn't this mentioned the first day? 1102 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:37,678 The horrific lighting. 1103 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:40,306 Light bulbs. Ultra LED fluorescents. 1104 00:51:40,431 --> 00:51:42,307 Super efficient. 1105 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:44,351 Confiscating our electronics. 1106 00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:47,021 Everyone will turn in a phone. 1107 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:49,023 The lunch food. 1108 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:53,986 Eww. 1109 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:57,113 Right. I mean, if I were an extraterrestrial 1110 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,407 who fed on misery-- 1111 00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,034 which I'm not... 1112 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,705 middle school might be my first stop because... 1113 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:08,291 Middle school is the most miserable place on Earth. 1114 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:09,292 Look at 'em. 1115 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:11,670 Pondering in the Ponder Palace, 1116 00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:13,213 as Todd intended. 1117 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:15,923 I have a theory. I need a multimeter 1118 00:52:15,924 --> 00:52:18,343 from the science room... and that. 1119 00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:20,721 ♪ "Resolution/Revolution" by The Linda Lindas playing ♪ 1120 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:26,393 ♪ This is no resolution ♪ 1121 00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,227 ♪ This is a revolution ♪ 1122 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,397 As you marvel 1123 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:34,901 at the beauty of your solar system 1124 00:52:34,902 --> 00:52:37,237 and your tiny... 1125 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:39,823 planet... 1126 00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:46,287 So small, so puny! 1127 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:51,334 ...let me remind you 1128 00:52:51,335 --> 00:52:55,380 that you are nothing but a tiny, 1129 00:52:55,381 --> 00:53:00,094 insignificant speck! 1130 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:15,943 Uh-oh. 1131 00:53:19,947 --> 00:53:21,073 Huh? 1132 00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:23,951 Huh? Huh? 1133 00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:30,582 ♪ This is a revolution This is a revolution ♪ 1134 00:53:34,795 --> 00:53:36,504 - Whoa. - Yeah, whoa. 1135 00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:37,797 That was so cool. 1136 00:53:37,798 --> 00:53:40,259 Quick, upstairs to the girls' bathroom. Come on. 1137 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,095 First day of school fit check! 1138 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,514 If you wanna be a trendsetter, you have to be fearless. 1139 00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:47,808 Fashion is comfort, kids. 1140 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:50,977 Don't say I didn't tell ya. 1141 00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:53,354 Didn't you just upload that same thing yesterday? 1142 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:54,398 Word for word. 1143 00:53:56,692 --> 00:53:57,860 Come on. 1144 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,654 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 1145 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,949 - What's this theory? - Plumbing. 1146 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:12,916 It's the pipes. 1147 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,294 I think the aliens have discovered a way 1148 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,171 to tap into energy we haven't discovered yet. 1149 00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,338 Emotional energy? 1150 00:54:19,339 --> 00:54:22,675 I just gotta plug this current clamp here. 1151 00:54:22,676 --> 00:54:24,887 Einstein did say that it was the most powerful force 1152 00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:27,222 - in the universe. - I knew it! 1153 00:54:27,347 --> 00:54:29,892 These pipes are pulsing with vast amounts of energy. 1154 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,894 So you think they've turned the plumbing system 1155 00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:34,980 into a giant misery harvesting network? 1156 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,316 And they're gathering our misery energy 1157 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:39,193 into their storage vortex. 1158 00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:41,277 The faculty toilet! 1159 00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:43,196 When they reach a critical mass, 1160 00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:45,741 they'll be able to extend their harvesting network 1161 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:49,870 through the plumbing network of the entire world. 1162 00:54:50,329 --> 00:54:52,205 Why plumbing? Gross. 1163 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,540 Everybody poops. 1164 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,501 How much time do we have? 1165 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,877 It's hard to say for sure, 1166 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,795 but if I had to guesstimate, 1167 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,422 exactly 52 minutes. 1168 00:55:00,881 --> 00:55:02,674 The final bell. 1169 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,218 You must go to your classes 1170 00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:06,386 and stay there until the final bell... 1171 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:10,598 or there will be punishments of great discomfort. 1172 00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:13,435 So we have to destroy the storage vortex, 1173 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,312 aka the faculty toilet, 1174 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:18,065 but that's located in the teachers' lounge. 1175 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,733 How are we gonna get in there? 1176 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,196 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 1177 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,577 Aw, no. 1178 00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:36,750 - You got this, man. - No, I don't. 1179 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,668 I don't know how to be an alien. 1180 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,169 Just act weird. 1181 00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:42,755 You're already weird, so this shouldn't really be hard. 1182 00:55:42,756 --> 00:55:45,384 Oh, and add in the word "slay" every now and then. 1183 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:47,386 - They seem to love that word. - Don't worry, 1184 00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:49,887 we'll be in your ear the whole time. 1185 00:55:49,888 --> 00:55:51,390 But even if I find the thing, 1186 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,350 how am I gonna destroy it? 1187 00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,270 I need that. 1188 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,607 What's in here? 1189 00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:02,984 A bunch of bowling balls? 1190 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:03,944 Yeah. 1191 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:10,450 All right, I'm gonna go, uh, slay this thing. 1192 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:14,245 I need to find my phone. 1193 00:56:14,246 --> 00:56:15,955 I think the aliens might have found out a way 1194 00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:17,832 to download my data and learn about us. 1195 00:56:17,833 --> 00:56:19,709 You just want your phone back. 1196 00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:20,835 Also that. 1197 00:56:20,836 --> 00:56:22,795 I know where the confiscated phones are. 1198 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,505 Hall monitor. 1199 00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:26,758 Take a walkie and be safe. 1200 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:28,301 Let's go. 1201 00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:31,305 ♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪ 1202 00:56:31,930 --> 00:56:33,140 This better work. 1203 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,978 Testing, testing. 1204 00:56:38,103 --> 00:56:38,979 Hello? 1205 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,148 Yep, we can hear you loud and clear. 1206 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:44,985 Hi, Sharon. 1207 00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:48,780 Good licking to you. 1208 00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:50,616 Huh?! 1209 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:53,327 Try alien-speak. 1210 00:57:09,217 --> 00:57:10,177 Mmm. 1211 00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,641 What are you doing? 1212 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:17,225 Don't wanna talk about it. 1213 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:20,187 I hate this already. 1214 00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:25,150 So, earlier, when you said you saw the video I posted, 1215 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,817 does that mean you follow me or...? 1216 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:29,029 No, your videos just come across my algo 1217 00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:30,364 every now and then. 1218 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,866 - They're cool though. - Thanks. 1219 00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:35,034 You looked cool knocking down that wall in the bathroom. 1220 00:57:35,035 --> 00:57:37,078 If I had my phone, I would've filmed it. 1221 00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:38,038 Thanks. 1222 00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:42,668 AJ, come look at this. 1223 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,592 Whoa. 1224 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,887 Mr. Small, you were a firefighter? 1225 00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:55,389 A long time ago. 1226 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,932 Now, can you please stop playing with my stuff? 1227 00:57:57,933 --> 00:58:00,352 Ryan, you better not be wearing my helmet. 1228 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:02,896 I am definitely not. 1229 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:06,566 Okay, but how did you go from... 1230 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,735 cool firefighter guy 1231 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:11,153 to middle school gym teacher? 1232 00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:13,407 That's kind of a sad trajectory. 1233 00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:14,741 No offense. 1234 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:17,618 Short version... 1235 00:58:17,619 --> 00:58:20,538 I got injured, but I still wanted to help people. 1236 00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:22,374 And that's what teachers do. 1237 00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:23,750 Help. 1238 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,127 With yoga? 1239 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:27,254 Yeah. Look, one day, 1240 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,921 your physical strength won't be enough 1241 00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:30,923 and you'll need your mental strength to get through. 1242 00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,591 I just want my students to be prepared 1243 00:58:32,592 --> 00:58:35,220 for anything life might throw at them. Also... 1244 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:38,097 yeah, I wanted to impress you with my aerial silks. 1245 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,849 I worked really hard on them all summer. 1246 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:42,977 So you're not trying to punish us, 1247 00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:44,146 you're trying to help us? 1248 00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:46,022 Of course. Why do you think I'm out here 1249 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,275 with a bucket hat and a bag of bowling balls? 1250 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,153 Now, can we stop talking? I gotta go blow up this toilet. 1251 00:58:52,154 --> 00:58:54,781 Not like... Y-you know what I mean. 1252 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:58,076 Operation Toilet Blast is a go. 1253 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:01,496 ♪ upbeat music playing ♪ 1254 00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:04,790 Huh? 1255 00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:09,295 Good slay, slaydies. 1256 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,629 Who's in there? 1257 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:12,965 It's Dubois and LaGrange. 1258 00:59:17,179 --> 00:59:19,930 They're just staring at me. What do I do? 1259 00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:21,683 Walk into the wall like an NPC. 1260 00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:22,850 What's an NPC? 1261 00:59:22,851 --> 00:59:24,436 - Just do it! - Ugh. 1262 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,314 Oh! Oh! 1263 00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:30,317 Yes! Slay to you! 1264 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,864 Oh, uh, no thanks. 1265 00:59:35,989 --> 00:59:37,157 I-I don't like coffee. 1266 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:43,329 I love it. 1267 00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:45,832 You have a beautiful singing voice too. 1268 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,340 They want me to eat coffee grounds. 1269 00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:55,007 Eat the grounds, Small. 1270 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,176 I don't want to eat it. 1271 00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,345 You have to! 1272 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:01,389 Mmm. 1273 01:00:03,308 --> 01:00:06,770 Mmm. Mmm. 1274 01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,148 Now slap yourself in the face. 1275 01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:11,983 Ow! 1276 01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:13,943 Is that what aliens do? 1277 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,029 No, that one was just for us. 1278 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:20,241 Okay, Small, tell them you have to use 1279 01:00:20,242 --> 01:00:21,617 the little teacher's room. 1280 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:25,205 This coffee's really going right through me. 1281 01:00:27,290 --> 01:00:28,500 I guess I better... 1282 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:31,044 use the little teacher's room. 1283 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:35,548 Slay. 1284 01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:41,512 I'm in. 1285 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:47,685 This is weird. 1286 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:48,645 Right? 1287 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,564 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 1288 01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:55,276 Here goes nothing. 1289 01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:00,282 Uh, teeny problem... 1290 01:01:00,407 --> 01:01:02,617 Upon execution of the bowling ball toilet smash, 1291 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:04,578 it bounced off and flew into the ceiling. 1292 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,542 Uh, what was that? 1293 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,085 Stop trying to distract me, dude. 1294 01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:13,712 Oh, geez! 1295 01:01:18,550 --> 01:01:19,926 That can't be good. 1296 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:24,764 Small, time to get out of there. 1297 01:01:24,890 --> 01:01:26,391 Yup, yup, yup, yup. 1298 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,854 Too late. 1299 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:33,523 He needs another way out. 1300 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:35,567 Call Todd. Call Todd! 1301 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,235 Todd? 1302 01:01:37,777 --> 01:01:39,820 Hey! Come on! 1303 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:41,405 - Okay. - Need a hand? 1304 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:42,574 Yeah. Oh! 1305 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,992 Dang puff fingers! 1306 01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:51,916 Ah! 1307 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,418 Whoa! 1308 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,337 O-occupied. 1309 01:01:55,462 --> 01:01:57,464 Occupée? 1310 01:01:58,089 --> 01:01:59,798 - I'll get the others! - Todd! 1311 01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,967 I'm not running away! 1312 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,637 Slaydies... 1313 01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,264 Ah. Aha... 1314 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:09,517 Ooh! 1315 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,937 - He needs our help. - We need weapons. 1316 01:02:13,313 --> 01:02:14,814 Books? 1317 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,983 Never thought these would come in handy. 1318 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:18,817 - ♪ One, two, three, go! ♪ - Let's do it! 1319 01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:27,160 ♪ Let's start a fight Let's start a fight ♪ 1320 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:29,662 - ♪ Let's start a fight ♪ - Here we are. 1321 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:31,748 ♪ Let's start a fight Let's start a fight ♪ 1322 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,625 ♪ Yeah, we get delinquent ♪ 1323 01:02:34,626 --> 01:02:37,796 ♪ Run it, run it, run it, run it like a reprint ♪ 1324 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:40,965 - This could take a while. - Yeah... 1325 01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,550 ♪ Keep on talking smack, I'ma smack ya in your lip ♪ 1326 01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:52,309 ♪ Let's start a fight Let's start a fight ♪ 1327 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:54,354 ♪ Let's start a fight Let's start a... ♪ 1328 01:02:55,689 --> 01:02:57,190 Hey, let him go! 1329 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,362 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 1330 01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:09,077 What have you done with him? Where is he? 1331 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:12,038 Hello, children. 1332 01:03:13,832 --> 01:03:16,792 Wonderful. 1333 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,253 He's one of them. 1334 01:03:18,670 --> 01:03:23,341 ♪ "Startafight" continues ♪ 1335 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,843 Take that! 1336 01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:27,262 That didn't go well. 1337 01:03:27,387 --> 01:03:28,346 Time to run. 1338 01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:35,270 Is it just me or are there more phones than students here? 1339 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,105 Oh! Found mine. 1340 01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:40,107 Ugh, no service, of course. 1341 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:42,902 Hey, maybe FindPhone still works. Sign in. 1342 01:03:46,114 --> 01:03:47,740 It says it's here. 1343 01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:49,409 I'll ping it. 1344 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:59,918 The ping's coming from... inside the room. 1345 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:03,381 ♪ tense music playing ♪ 1346 01:04:09,429 --> 01:04:11,598 What is good, girlie-pops? 1347 01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,724 Eww. Give me my phone, Lazar. 1348 01:04:13,725 --> 01:04:14,934 I know you have it. 1349 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,062 I literally can't. 1350 01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:21,273 Did you eat my phone? 1351 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:22,233 Yes, queen. 1352 01:04:22,359 --> 01:04:24,610 I ate that. Left no crumbs. 1353 01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:26,570 Stop talking like that. 1354 01:04:26,571 --> 01:04:28,156 You're right. She absorbed your data. 1355 01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:30,241 Who knows what she's gonna do with it. 1356 01:04:31,951 --> 01:04:33,536 No, Lex, don't-- 1357 01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,662 Hey, MyPhone. 1358 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:37,457 - Mm-hmm. - Reset to factory settings. 1359 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:40,167 You have not backed up the cloud in 97 days. 1360 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:41,251 All data will be lost. 1361 01:04:41,252 --> 01:04:43,171 Are you sure you want to proceed? 1362 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:45,924 ♪ tense music swells ♪ 1363 01:04:47,801 --> 01:04:49,134 Yes. 1364 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:54,264 Very demure! Very mindful! 1365 01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:55,849 Say what's up to my phone! 1366 01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:58,978 Take over the world! 1367 01:04:59,104 --> 01:05:00,355 Periodt! Ah! 1368 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,815 We did it, boys! 1369 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,149 POV, your janitor's an alien! 1370 01:05:04,150 --> 01:05:06,152 Mid Dell Middle School! 1371 01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:07,862 Cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe, cringe! 1372 01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:08,988 Slay, slay, slay, slay. 1373 01:05:09,114 --> 01:05:10,115 - ABC... - Do I act like that? 1374 01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,032 ...you and your mom will love this! 1375 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:13,159 It's giving... 1376 01:05:13,284 --> 01:05:16,621 ...world domination! 1377 01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:21,334 I will not be able to unsee that. 1378 01:05:32,804 --> 01:05:34,013 Where are you guys? 1379 01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,185 Okay, I'll go this way, you go that way. 1380 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:46,358 ♪ tense music continues ♪ 1381 01:05:50,321 --> 01:05:51,613 Remember this moment 1382 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:53,115 from the beginning of the movie? 1383 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,742 Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a little bit. 1384 01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:57,036 But, hey, 1385 01:05:57,162 --> 01:05:59,079 it made for an epic opening shot, didn't it? 1386 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,372 Time to yell. 1387 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,796 ♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪ 1388 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,716 - Force field! - Here goes nothing! 1389 01:06:12,385 --> 01:06:13,470 Yes! 1390 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:21,853 Ow. 1391 01:06:21,978 --> 01:06:24,731 Can we stop throwing things? 1392 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,399 Oh no! 1393 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,902 He's coming! 1394 01:06:31,571 --> 01:06:33,740 - Oh no. Oh no. - Mr. Small... 1395 01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:36,742 Please. It's us. Remember? 1396 01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:39,119 AJ, please do something! 1397 01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:41,705 Mr. Small, I know you're in there. 1398 01:06:41,706 --> 01:06:43,583 Can some part of you hear me? 1399 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,210 What are you doing? 1400 01:06:45,752 --> 01:06:47,795 I'm gonna try to change his alien mindset. 1401 01:06:48,296 --> 01:06:50,131 A mindfulness meditation! 1402 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:51,466 Yes! 1403 01:06:51,591 --> 01:06:53,258 Let's do one together, Mr. Small. 1404 01:06:53,259 --> 01:06:55,093 Repeat after me. 1405 01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:56,803 I am Mr. Small. 1406 01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,097 A good teacher, 1407 01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:00,057 a local hero, 1408 01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:02,602 a devoted yoga... 1409 01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:05,104 Person! 1410 01:07:05,230 --> 01:07:06,772 Say it with me. 1411 01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,608 My students love me, 1412 01:07:08,733 --> 01:07:10,108 and they're really sorry 1413 01:07:10,109 --> 01:07:12,194 for making my first day difficult. 1414 01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,947 - We are! - They understand that I want 1415 01:07:14,072 --> 01:07:15,949 what's best for them. 1416 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:18,825 Even though they desperately wish it was anything else, 1417 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:21,788 they will try to accept hot yoga as gym class. 1418 01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:23,789 Come on, Mr. Small. 1419 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:25,290 Say it with me. 1420 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:28,086 I am mentally strong, stronger than any alien fly thing 1421 01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:30,088 trying to control my mind. 1422 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:33,258 Inhale strength... 1423 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,384 ...exhale alien fly thing. 1424 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:38,095 Inhale strength... 1425 01:07:38,096 --> 01:07:40,682 Exhale alien fly... 1426 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:44,351 thing! 1427 01:07:51,150 --> 01:07:52,360 Is he dead? 1428 01:07:59,993 --> 01:08:01,660 Nice mantra, AJ. 1429 01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,335 What just happened? 1430 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,796 Last thing I remember, 1431 01:08:12,130 --> 01:08:14,590 the alien flew into my ear 1432 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,217 and then I heard you talking, 1433 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:20,179 and I felt this overwhelming emotion 1434 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:23,432 and it debilitated the alien in my head. 1435 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:26,019 A different kind of emotional energy. 1436 01:08:26,728 --> 01:08:27,729 Yeah. 1437 01:08:28,855 --> 01:08:31,399 Love, a-appreciation... 1438 01:08:32,317 --> 01:08:33,359 I felt it. 1439 01:08:33,985 --> 01:08:35,403 And it destroyed the bug. 1440 01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:37,822 Love is the opposite of misery. 1441 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:39,699 Is there some way we can use love 1442 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:41,909 to fight the teachers in the next... 1443 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,369 six minutes? 1444 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:48,875 I think so, but I have to get on the P.A. 1445 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,961 ♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪ 1446 01:08:56,007 --> 01:08:57,050 Stand back. 1447 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,218 I'm gonna love bomb these aliens. 1448 01:08:59,344 --> 01:09:01,346 Melody, Lisa, 1449 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,555 let's hug it out. Love wins! 1450 01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:07,601 Whoa! 1451 01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:09,896 - Okay, maybe yoga's pretty cool. - Get behind me. 1452 01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:16,026 ♪ "Woosah" playing ♪ 1453 01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:19,447 Say hello to my little friend, Warrior One! 1454 01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,700 What is happening?! 1455 01:09:23,117 --> 01:09:25,411 Get to the P.A. system! I'll hold them off! 1456 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:27,789 Good luck! 1457 01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:33,920 Ha! 1458 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,848 Wonderful. 1459 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:48,309 We're gonna have to fight him, aren't we? 1460 01:09:49,394 --> 01:09:51,646 Warning, children: What we're about to do 1461 01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:53,939 is dangerous and could cause injury, 1462 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,066 detention, or even expulsion. 1463 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:58,735 Do not attempt this at home 1464 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:01,072 unless your principal's an alien. 1465 01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,782 Hey, Klutz. 1466 01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,373 Go get him, AJ! 1467 01:10:12,959 --> 01:10:14,794 ♪ "Fat Lip" by Sum 41 playing ♪ 1468 01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:16,963 Go, go! 1469 01:10:17,755 --> 01:10:20,298 Run! 1470 01:10:24,429 --> 01:10:25,680 Take that! 1471 01:10:33,771 --> 01:10:35,732 Hurry! You've got one minute. 1472 01:10:36,315 --> 01:10:39,109 Ryan, distract him for me! 1473 01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:41,821 Take that! 1474 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:47,701 Books never work! 1475 01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:50,537 Attention all teachers and staff, attention. 1476 01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:52,497 I have an announcement. 1477 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,792 Pay attention! 1478 01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:56,836 Please listen to my words. 1479 01:10:59,589 --> 01:11:01,173 Are you some kind of Terminator? 1480 01:11:01,174 --> 01:11:02,632 I know you can hear me. 1481 01:11:02,633 --> 01:11:05,302 Teachers, I need you to fight the aliens in your heads. 1482 01:11:05,303 --> 01:11:07,345 These tiny aliens, 1483 01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:08,347 they're controlling you. 1484 01:11:08,473 --> 01:11:11,016 They're making you weird... er. 1485 01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:12,852 But you can fight them. 1486 01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:16,229 Teachers, you are not that bad. 1487 01:11:18,191 --> 01:11:20,358 No, Klutzy! No, Klutzy! 1488 01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,987 I don't hate you teachers as much as I thought. 1489 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:24,989 Really, AJ?! 1490 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:29,409 I mean, I guess you're all trying your best. 1491 01:11:29,410 --> 01:11:32,370 - AJ. - Ugh! Okay, okay. 1492 01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:40,379 I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I... 1493 01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:42,924 ...love you, guys. 1494 01:11:43,049 --> 01:11:44,383 Teachers are awesome. 1495 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,302 You're trying to help, 1496 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:49,806 day after day, class after class. 1497 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:54,059 And your job is hard and thankless. And, teach-- 1498 01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,102 - Huh? - AJ, watch out! 1499 01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:58,563 Todd! 1500 01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,023 - Ahh! - Todd? 1501 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:01,442 You got this, Young Todd. 1502 01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:02,610 Yes! 1503 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:03,902 Watch out! 1504 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:05,445 Ahh! 1505 01:12:05,446 --> 01:12:07,113 Okay, uh... 1506 01:12:07,114 --> 01:12:08,407 Listen up! 1507 01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:10,909 Teachers and janitors don't get paid enough. 1508 01:12:10,910 --> 01:12:14,079 You should be making what doctors make. More, even. 1509 01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:17,165 Actually, three times as much as them. 1510 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,918 They can't pay you enough! 1511 01:12:19,043 --> 01:12:22,045 In fact, I plan to write a strongly-worded letter 1512 01:12:22,046 --> 01:12:23,922 to the president about this, 1513 01:12:23,923 --> 01:12:25,258 of the United States! 1514 01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,969 And I'll tell them, you teachers are out here 1515 01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:30,053 showing up every day for... 1516 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:32,640 Whoa! 1517 01:12:33,349 --> 01:12:35,433 ...for a bunch of kids who don't appreciate 1518 01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:36,935 what you do for them. 1519 01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:38,896 But that stops today! 1520 01:12:43,901 --> 01:12:45,611 Nope. 1521 01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:50,658 Today, teachers and staff, I, Arlo Jervis Williams... 1522 01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:53,618 Oh, no! Whoa! 1523 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:56,830 ...promise you that we will do better! 1524 01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:58,999 It's working! Keep going! 1525 01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,626 {\an8}We will be better 1526 01:13:00,751 --> 01:13:02,460 for all the teachers... 1527 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:04,170 - ...and the staff too! - Huh? 1528 01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:05,256 All of you! 1529 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:07,341 We promise... 1530 01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:09,135 we will be there for you 1531 01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:10,803 the way you are for us. 1532 01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:15,682 So don't give up on us. 1533 01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:18,518 Fight them! Right now. 1534 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:21,021 We need you to know how much we appreciate you. 1535 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:24,065 We respect you. 1536 01:13:24,066 --> 01:13:26,694 We see you. 1537 01:13:26,819 --> 01:13:28,821 And we hear you. 1538 01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:31,115 We miss all of you. 1539 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,575 And we want you back in our classrooms... 1540 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,328 ...and in our cafeterias. 1541 01:13:36,329 --> 01:13:37,955 And maybe we don't deserve it, 1542 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,167 but right now, we just need one more favor. 1543 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,878 Be our teachers again. 1544 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,343 It's over. 1545 01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:57,099 I just had the strangest dream. 1546 01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:58,642 Yes! 1547 01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:03,648 Why is she still fighting?! 1548 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:07,026 French! 1549 01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:09,027 You have to do it in French, AJ, 1550 01:14:09,028 --> 01:14:11,196 for Dubois. She is still fighting. 1551 01:14:11,197 --> 01:14:13,157 I don't know French yet. 1552 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:15,117 AJ! 1553 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,039 - Oh no! - Huh? 1554 01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:36,347 What happened? 1555 01:14:39,225 --> 01:14:41,394 I also do not know what just happened. 1556 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:44,939 Yes! 1557 01:14:45,064 --> 01:14:46,565 It worked, Andrea! It worked! 1558 01:14:46,691 --> 01:14:47,566 - Yes! - Yes! 1559 01:14:48,734 --> 01:14:50,778 Why does my face hurt? 1560 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:54,407 Is that my oil on canvas? 1561 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:05,418 Oh... what did I eat? 1562 01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:32,944 Whoo! 1563 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:36,156 Yeah! 1564 01:15:36,157 --> 01:15:38,492 ♪ "I Got You" by Little League playing ♪ 1565 01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,789 I got you, Mr. Docker. Come on. 1566 01:15:43,914 --> 01:15:47,500 ♪ "I Got You" continues ♪ 1567 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:49,170 Thank you. 1568 01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:51,464 Why are my ears ringing? 1569 01:15:52,131 --> 01:15:53,257 Huh? 1570 01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:59,305 - Yes! - Whoa! 1571 01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:03,224 Yeah! 1572 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:05,185 - Guys, we did it! We did it! - Yeah! 1573 01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:06,812 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1574 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,649 For the love of Ryan Seacrest, 1575 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:13,194 would somebody please tell me what happened? 1576 01:16:13,778 --> 01:16:15,154 These kids stepped up. 1577 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:16,864 That's what happened. 1578 01:16:17,448 --> 01:16:19,824 Oh, and the faculty toilet exploded. 1579 01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:21,327 Yeah. 1580 01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:25,538 Ugh. I'm getting too old for this crap. 1581 01:16:25,539 --> 01:16:28,167 ♪ "The Anthem" by Good Charlotte playing ♪ 1582 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:30,377 So things went back to normal. 1583 01:16:30,503 --> 01:16:32,337 Well, normal weird. 1584 01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:35,007 476, 477, 478... 1585 01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:38,426 Everybody, we are so close! Please hurry! Run! 1586 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:40,345 Yes, Andrea! Yes! 1587 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:43,515 478, 479... You! 1588 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:44,642 You! 1589 01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:46,018 Yes! 1590 01:16:46,685 --> 01:16:49,647 480, 481! Yes! 1591 01:16:50,064 --> 01:16:51,690 - AJ! - Watch this. 1592 01:16:51,816 --> 01:16:53,858 Don't let me down. Go, go, go! 1593 01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:57,487 Yes! Five, four, three, 1594 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:58,905 two... 1595 01:16:58,906 --> 01:17:00,698 482! 1596 01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:03,035 Yes! 1597 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:04,870 We did it! 1598 01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,206 Voilà! 1599 01:17:08,374 --> 01:17:10,708 Wow. What do we think? 1600 01:17:11,919 --> 01:17:13,587 Yes! 1601 01:17:13,712 --> 01:17:15,130 Do the face! 1602 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,216 Let's do the face! 1603 01:17:17,341 --> 01:17:19,134 Let's do the face! 1604 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:20,427 All right. 1605 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:23,180 You all wanted regular gym? 1606 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:25,306 Fine. 1607 01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:26,892 You're all running the mile. 1608 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:28,227 Aww. 1609 01:17:28,352 --> 01:17:32,063 I'm just kidding. Who's up for some dodgeball? 1610 01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:39,154 ♪ "Go to college, a university" ♪ 1611 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:42,408 ♪ "Get a real job" That's what they said to me ♪ 1612 01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:45,911 ♪ But I could never live the way they want ♪ 1613 01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,248 - Oh, Andrea. - Bye. 1614 01:17:50,249 --> 01:17:52,458 We're going to Ryan's to play PD6. Wanna come? 1615 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:54,753 I have nine tests to study for, 1616 01:17:54,879 --> 01:17:56,337 but I can multitask. 1617 01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:59,257 So, Lex, how does it feel to be officially phoneless? 1618 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:00,758 - Mmm. - Kind of a slay. 1619 01:18:00,759 --> 01:18:02,553 That word is dead to me. 1620 01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,637 As for being phoneless, I actually love it. 1621 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:07,432 And honestly, I can live a happy life without a phone, 1622 01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:09,602 but I am getting a new one this weekend. 1623 01:18:09,727 --> 01:18:11,561 Hey, yo! Young Todd! 1624 01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:13,731 - Young Todd's squad. - Todd? 1625 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,648 Did you go to class today? 1626 01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:18,610 Yeah, I figured maybe I'd give school another shot. 1627 01:18:18,611 --> 01:18:20,820 Can't be in the eighth grade forever. Right? 1628 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:22,990 Also, you got a little something there. 1629 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:24,783 Ooh. 1630 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:26,952 See you all tomorrow. 1631 01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:29,205 - Bye, Todd! - Bye, Todd! 1632 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:33,208 You gotta admit, today was a pretty good day, wasn't it? 1633 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:37,129 It maybe wasn't a totally terrible day, 1634 01:18:37,755 --> 01:18:39,298 but I still hate school. 1635 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,308 ♪ eerie music playing ♪ 1636 01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:54,812 ♪ "The Anthem" continues ♪ 1637 01:19:02,655 --> 01:19:04,989 ♪ This is the anthem Throw all your hands up ♪ 1638 01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:07,700 {\an8}♪ Y'all got to feel me Sing if you're with me ♪ 1639 01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:10,162 {\an8}♪ Another loser anthem Whoa-oh ♪ 1640 01:19:10,329 --> 01:19:12,831 {\an8}♪ Another loser anthem Whoa-oh ♪ 1641 01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:15,750 {\an8}♪ Another loser anthem Whoa-oh ♪ 1642 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:17,628 {\an8}♪ Another loser anthem ♪ 1643 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,547 {\an8}♪ upbeat pop punk music playing ♪ 1644 01:19:21,548 --> 01:19:24,342 {\an8}♪ You wanna tell me what to do Heck no ♪ 1645 01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:26,678 {\an8}♪ You want me to play by the rules, heck no ♪ 1646 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:30,932 ♪ You want me to be another mindless fool ♪ 1647 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,433 {\an8}♪ No, no, no ♪ 1648 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:35,020 {\an8}♪ You wanna tell me what to say, heck no ♪ 1649 01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:37,772 {\an8}♪ You want me to play your stupid games, heck no ♪ 1650 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:41,777 {\an8}♪ But won't you just get up and out my way ♪ 1651 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:45,905 {\an8}♪ We won't play by the rules ♪ 1652 01:19:45,906 --> 01:19:48,783 ♪ We won't be another mindless fool ♪ 1653 01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:53,871 ♪ Get me out of this school ♪ 1654 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:58,293 {\an8}♪ Everyone is weird ♪ 1655 01:19:58,294 --> 01:20:00,962 {\an8}♪ Get me out of here ♪ 1656 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:04,382 ♪ Get me out of here ♪ 1657 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:08,887 ♪ Everyone is weird ♪ 1658 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:14,601 ♪ Get me out of here ♪ 1659 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:23,901 ♪ I'm so sick of following your orders ♪ 1660 01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:26,405 ♪ So sick of doing what you tell me, no ♪ 1661 01:20:26,572 --> 01:20:29,074 ♪ Don't care if that's gonna be a problem ♪ 1662 01:20:29,241 --> 01:20:31,744 ♪ I'm getting out of this school ♪ 1663 01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:34,413 ♪ So sick of following your orders ♪ 1664 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:36,831 ♪ Don't care if that's gonna be a problem ♪ 1665 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:38,291 ♪ No, 'cause I'm getting out ♪ 1666 01:20:38,292 --> 01:20:41,587 ♪ Getting the heck out of here ♪ 1667 01:20:42,588 --> 01:20:45,090 {\an8}♪ We won't play by your rules ♪ 1668 01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:48,176 {\an8}♪ We won't be another mindless fool ♪ 1669 01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,470 ♪ Get me out ♪ 1670 01:20:50,471 --> 01:20:54,767 ♪ Of this school ♪ 1671 01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:57,478 ♪ Everyone is weird ♪ 1672 01:20:57,603 --> 01:21:01,981 ♪ Get me out of here ♪ 1673 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:04,943 Todd? Todd? Where is everyone? 1674 01:21:06,403 --> 01:21:08,155 I hope they saved the world. 1675 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,535 ♪ Everyone is weird ♪ 1676 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:19,041 ♪ upbeat rock music playing ♪ 1677 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:22,586 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1678 01:21:34,014 --> 01:21:34,890 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1679 01:21:46,276 --> 01:21:47,236 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1680 01:22:35,117 --> 01:22:37,870 ♪ "Woosah" by Charmaine playing ♪ 1681 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:40,622 ♪ Woo ♪ 1682 01:22:41,165 --> 01:22:42,540 ♪ Woosah ♪ 1683 01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:45,169 ♪ Wax on, wax off and breathe in two times ♪ 1684 01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:48,297 ♪ Child, those ain't-- Shh! Never make it too loud ♪ 1685 01:22:48,422 --> 01:22:50,465 ♪ Breathe in Out ♪ 1686 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,674 ♪ Woosah ♪ 1687 01:22:51,675 --> 01:22:53,302 ♪ Breathe in Out ♪ 1688 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:55,345 ♪ Woosah, woosah ♪ 1689 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:56,971 ♪ Woo ♪ 1690 01:22:56,972 --> 01:22:58,389 ♪ Leavin' them salty the way I shake it ♪ 1691 01:22:58,390 --> 01:22:59,849 ♪ Sweet by the way that I bake it ♪ 1692 01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:01,392 ♪ Never need spice I'm feelin' Jamaican ♪ 1693 01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:02,810 ♪ I am the captain I don't need savin' ♪ 1694 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:04,980 ♪ Woosah, I been feelin' way too fly ♪ 1695 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:06,355 ♪ Breathe in ♪ 1696 01:23:06,356 --> 01:23:08,150 ♪ Only when I'm feeling new vibes ♪ 1697 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:09,693 ♪ New vibes ♪ 1698 01:23:11,653 --> 01:23:12,862 ♪ Woosah ♪ 1699 01:23:12,863 --> 01:23:14,739 ♪ Breathe in Out ♪ 1700 01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:15,866 ♪ Woosah ♪ 1701 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,367 ♪ Woosah ♪ 1702 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:19,035 ♪ Woosah ♪ 1703 01:23:19,036 --> 01:23:20,996 ♪ Breathe in Out ♪ 1704 01:23:21,872 --> 01:23:23,499 ♪ Woo! ♪ 1705 01:23:23,624 --> 01:23:26,584 Uh! Check it. ♪ It's Ms. LaGrange ♪ 1706 01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:28,670 ♪ Gettin' real strange on the microphone ♪ 1707 01:23:28,795 --> 01:23:31,214 ♪ Lunch food ain't nothin' like you got at home ♪ 1708 01:23:31,215 --> 01:23:33,049 ♪ We got the greens and the beans ♪ 1709 01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,717 ♪ And the chicka-chicka-peas ♪ 1710 01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:37,596 {\an8}♪ Garbanzo beans! ♪ 117381