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Let's get out of here Thelma.

Okay Louise.

[Humming]

Hey, what's this thing?

[Moaning]

Oh wow.

Huh?

Woo.

Hmmm..

Woo, woo, woo!

Huh?

[Laughter]

[Gasp] Dear lord.

Yeah, you're the king Homer!

King of the neighborhood.

Can you believe Marge ...

[Chattering]

Hello.

Yes, this is the original Homer Simpson.

Who's this?

The Debbie Pinson? Who was the homecoming queen at high school?

Yes I'm still available.

No he's not.

Hmmm...

You can sleep on the couch tonight.

Can't you yell at me now and get it over with?

No. I'm going to parcel my anger out over the next few days and weeks.

Jabbing at you just when you seem the most content.

[Groan]

Lucky there's a family guy...

They must think people will watch anything.

Tonight Eye On Springfield takes a look at the secret affairs of Kennedy, Eisenhauer, Bush and Clinton.

Did fooling around on their wives make them great?

We'll find out next when we play, Hail to the Cheat.

Hmmm....

Oh Homer, I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you.

[Growl]

I do keep it together.

[Laughter]

[Moaning]

[Gasp]

Oh baby.

[Angry Groan]

Hiya!

[Screaming]