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Bitch, I don't have time for my car to break down.

I don't know anything about fixing this car.

God damn it.

I don't know what to do.

I better go find somebody that can fix it because I certainly can't fix this

piece of shit.

God, what is going to happen when I have a party to go to? This is a fucking

important party.

Well, I might as well start walking because I'm certainly not going to be

to fix this thing.

This lady is obviously lost.

And nobody knows more about being lost and away from home than I do.

Come in.

Hello.

My car broke down down the road and I was just wondering if you could help me.

Have a seat, little lady. Thank you.

I was just wondering if you could help me.

Car broke down, huh? Yes, sir.

Well, if this so happens, you all come to the right place.

I did.

I just happened to be a car mechanic.

Really? Yeah. Oh, great.

So, where's y 'all off to?

Well, I don't know if I should tell you, but I was going to an orgy. A friend of

mine owns a swing club down the street. You didn't know about it?

No shit.

Well, goddamn, this is your lucky day.

It is? I can fix that car of yours. You know what else I can do for you?

What? I can also supply the deck.

Hmm.

I don't know. Let me take a look here.

Dick comes first, though.

Well, let's see. Let me take a look.

Oh, maybe.

Guaranteed, I'm better than anything you're going to find at that swing club.

Well, let's take a look. Let's see here.

Oh, I guess you're right.

I'm aboard.

Oh,

boy, you were right.

There we go.

Yeah. Some days it just pays better to stay at home.

You've done this before, I tell you.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yeah. Oh, look.

Lovely little buns here.

Yeah.

and do whatever you want to me.

That Oh No

Damn.

Oh.

I love you.

I think you do that.

God damn.

Oh, thank art.

If you love it, you do well.

time to do some talking here.

Yeah. You said dick first, now my pussy first.

Okay.

We'll be back.

Where's all the hair?

I took it off.

Yeah.

Oh God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay, honey.

Now plant it right here.

Oh, yeah.

Let me lick on this.

The ultimate oral experience.

Yes, I'll fix her car later.

Let me see if it's on the radio.

Bitch.

All right, that was another hit song brought to you by the Wolfie.

Listen, I got a special announcement for you folks out there.

Seems that a red Toyota Celica was found on the highway.

Actually, it was on a dirt road, and it has been towed. So if the owner of that

car hears my voice, don't bother going back to your...

Good old Wolfie's going to take a little bit of a break right now because I got

me some company. And I got some things I got to do right now.

So I'm going to play a medley of songs. No, I wonder if this is pretty big.

So I'll be right back, folks. Don't you all go away.

Well,

how's it like the radio show?

That was great. That killed my voice, I'll tell you.

I thought I was waiting for this.

Oh, you sexy thing.

Oh, look at you. Look at you. You're an animal.

Oh, baby.

You're an animal.

This is so great. This is heaven. And the boss doesn't know.

Wolfie, what's the meaning of this?

Well, I figured that since I had the songs on medley, I was playing on

automatic, I wasn't really needed in the booth, and this way I can get to know

one of your secretaries a little bit better.

Wolfie, you're quite right.

You are not needed.

Oh, I've got to go back to the booth. Who's going to run it if I'm not here?

have the day off, Wolfie.

I really, uh... Wolfie, would you like to keep your job here?

Yeah, yeah. Well, I really enjoyed this acquaintance. I will see. I got to go

now. Bye. We'll get together sometime, I hope.

Okay.

I'm really sorry about that. That's okay.

Was he bothering you?

No, not really. But I really have to get back to work.

That's all right.

That's all right.

Sit back down.

What is your name?

Denise.

Hi, Denise. I'm Tony. Hi, Tony.

I really better get back to work, though.

Oh, no, it's quite all right.

Don't worry about it. Let me sit back down.

How long have you been working here, Denise?

About three months.

It's about time for a raise, isn't it?

That'd be great.

Yeah.

I know. I've got one right now.

You do?

Yeah, I was watching you for a little while. You were?

Yeah, I was.

My,

you have got a rave.

Mm -hmm.

Why don't you put your glass... How was your glass when I was watching you?

How was it? Was it up a little bit or something?

And this was down?

That's quite beautiful, Denise.

Let me peek up.

I

didn't

know they had such a beautiful secretary here.

I don't know how I could have missed you all these months here.

Why don't you take your jacket off?

I don't mind if I do.

Mine.

Quite nothing.

Why, thank you.

I'll keep the shoes on.

Cool.

You know how to please your boss, don't you? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

About time for rain.

For you.

Yeah.

I just wonder why the front office didn't tell me about you.

About your attributes.

Give me a bag.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Denise,

I'm going to make a request to the Tanaka.

Tanya is my personal secretary.

Great. Mm -hmm.

We don't have much more cows here in the laboratory.

But in my office, there's a real big cow.

You know what I mean?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God.

You not only have yourself a raise, but you have the rest of the day off.

Really? Yes.

I'm just going to go back and rent a DJ booth.

Well, that's great, because I heard there's a really good swimming party

Freedom Acres.

I've been sleeping now for about a few hours.

Oh, you're kidding.

Oh, no. I gotta go. Hey, wait a minute.

You got a red Toyota?

Yeah. I got some bad news for you. What?

I heard on the radio it's getting cold.

Oh, my God.

Might as well just walk to the swing party.

Yeah. Thank you kindly anyway.

Stick first.

I'll see you.

Okay. Thank you anyway for all your help.

Come here.

I want you to head out that way.

Thank you. Bye -bye. Sorry I couldn't help.

Now here's a special bulletin that Red Toyota mentioned earlier has been stolen

from police impound.

A young man and two blondes were seen taking the vehicle and barging through

barricade. Last seen, the car was hidden east on Interstate 215.

This is Tony standing in for Wolfie in the DJ booth, who's off for the rest of

today. But he will be back tomorrow.

Now, here's Henry and the Hemorrhoids.

Steve, how are you doing?

I'm fine. How are you doing?

Where is everybody?

Everybody's gone. We missed a good party, too.

Everyone was here.

Oh, no. My car broke down down the road. I had to walk all the way here.

It's cold out there, I know.

Yeah, I know.

It's cold.

Anyway, good morning. You missed it and everything?

Everybody went home?

Everybody but me.

Really? I'm sure I could take care of things for you.

I'll bet you could.

Go around the front and sit down for a little bit. Okay, that sounds like fun.

I'd like to hear it.

Long walk up there, huh?

Yeah, it was.

A little bit. Thank you.

Yeah.

You look nice.

Thank you.

So do you.

You look all nice and beefy.

You been working out there?

too.

Here, let me take off your shirt here.

Let's get this thing off.

Don't get in the way sometimes, huh?

Shirts do get in the way, don't they?

Shirts are easier.

That's why I wore it.

Please.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

I'm hungry.

Thank you.

I'm glad your car broke down.

Thank you very much.

Lay down here.

I'm a horny bitch

Oh, man.

comes here and has sex, sex, sex.

Yeah, I could just see it. Everybody around, sitting around, watching other

people fuck.

Yeah, I came here just for Denise.

I wonder where she is. Went to all the rooms.

I don't know. The place is deserted.

What's this?

What is Punk doing here?

Oh, man, I can't...

I got to get out of here. I can't see me here.

All right, you guys. That was great, huh?

That was hot.

What do you guys think? How many cards did I have? Five? Oh, man, at least six.

I remember I lost them last week.

Yeah, I'm down there. Fuck off, man. It was great, man.

That was great how you guys walked in there and got those keys.

I couldn't believe it, man. I thought for sure we were fucking dead. Hey,

it out. There's nobody in this place, man.

Oh,

shit. We managed this, too.

Yeah.

Wow.

So those are the guys that stole that Toyota.

The red sports car.

We've been broadcasting about that all day, Wolfie and I.

We could have punched them.

To the car.

We'll be there.

Maybe I can become a hero.

Yeah, that would be great.

A hero.

They're big boys.

Yeah.

Celebration. Definitely.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

When I come, you got to share it.

You got to share it.

Huh? Huh?

Hmm? Hmm?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Let's go to the back room and I'll pour us some more.

All right.

Hey,

I think I'll probably be drinking tonight, so why don't you hold on to the

Okay. Take care of that, okay? All right.

You guys are hot.

You both are very hot.

Let's go. Let's go.

What did you do with my clothes?

I was looking for a condom, you know, rubber, prophylactic.

I meant to save sex and, well, I have a date in the next room.

You know what I mean.

I just want to get my clothes on. Oh, no, no, no. You don't want to do that.

You look great like that. I mean, you know, everybody's walking around naked.

It's a swing club, you know. You got your clothes on?

Oh, yeah, well, I just got here, you know.

Yeah, I'll get naked, sure.

Why don't you get naked?

Yeah, yeah, no problem.

You know, I'm always naked at Twin Clubs, you know.

I guess that's the place for me, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Is that good enough? That's good.

Oh, my watch.

Yeah.

It's a watch.

Yeah.

So, well, yeah, I'm naked.

I'm naked, too.

Yeah, you are.

Hello?

Hello?

Is anybody here?

Shit. I spent too much time down at that radio station.

Now I'm all horny and I don't have anywhere to go, anyone to be with.

I wish there was someone around here.

It would sure help.

Hey, sweet lady.

You haven't seen a little bit of a girl in here, uh, named Michelle, wearing a

little pink outfit?

No, nobody here, just you and I.

I was late, too.

Yeah, I just heard on the radio her car got stolen. I thought maybe I'd be able

to help her out. She said she's coming up here to some swing club.

Well, I haven't seen her.

Well, okay.

Yeah, nah.

Wait a minute.

Where are you going?

Well, just you and me here, huh? Mm -hmm.

Hell, I ain't got too much to do.

the danger zone.

Think you can think of something to do with that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Do it.

Get

him.

Whoa.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

tips and everything.

Oh, I love your tips down my balls.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. God, it feels good in my crotch.

Got it, girl.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Amen.

Oh, yeah.

I can introduce you to the gang.

The gang?

Yeah. You know, go get them.

Okay. Okay? Sure.

See you later.

I've got to call the police.

I've got to call the police.

There's got to be a phone somewhere here.

Freedom Acres. I've got to have a phone.

Look down here. Gotta be a bone.

Oh, God.

Great shower.

This is great.