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Hooray, everybody!

My name is Samantha Fong, and I'm your friendly guide to

movies, Hong Kong Hookers, or Prostitution in the Colony.

The opening segment is sort of vintage film. Actually, the first porno shot in

Orient is Laura Fry with John and Sue, two long -eyed

tourists. And then we take intimate look at Rubbery Kiko.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

I don't know.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Yeah, so what are you doing tonight?

Nothing.

Gonna go to my place?

Oh, that's great. I can't wait.

God, it really haunts me, you know?

Yeah.

Oh, dude, you know, you really turn me on.

Yeah.

Hey, by the way, I had a new vibrator that you got me.

Uh -huh.

I can't wait for you to try it on me.

You know, David, would you believe that you're the biggest fan?

Yeah, I can't wait to get that big cock in my mouth, yeah.

Yeah, I got a brand new velvet bed cover.

I love it. It's so cute on the skin.

Hey,

you gotta try my new water bath.

Mmm, lotion, lotion.

Okay.

I'll see you later tonight, honey, okay?

Well, we're going to have to go in now.

Can I see art?

Good night, John.

See you tomorrow.

That was close.

God, I better get going. I can't wait till you know.

God, I hate this game.

I don't know how it is. I've got the music and wine and... It doesn't get

suit on. I have to take care of this myself.

I've been hard at that.

uh oh

Oh, God. Get out of these pants.

Oh.

I'm just going to take the phone off the hook. Fuck him.

Ready to go.

more pretty.

Lichard is just like my little teddy bear, except Lichard has

big juicy blick, which he loves to love on my tiny titty.

Wow.

If Kiko ever sees this, she'll have me shipped back to Peking.

Please, please.

Oh, great.

Richard comes so hard, I can almost...

with loud eyes flin Norma.

Jean is just a ritual masochistic.

She rubs to dress up in ritual -led maid's uniform so she can be submissive

servant to mistress.

The only way she get off is when she being dominated by big, beautiful,

melican, blonde, ripe Norma.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, baby.

Great.

Great. Great. Great.

Here it comes.

Just a little more.

Please.

Man, oh man, I like that loud -eyed cookie.

She could eat my wonton any day. That is, if little Jeannie would give up her

big lesbian clique.

Holy smoke, that hard to say with mouth full of wonton.

Enough monologue by me already.

First, let's rook in on Kim to see what's cooking.

Then watch me, Samantha, cooking again.

Because I'm so pretty.

Then, Rasputinot Reese is Kai.

He's going to cook up some stir -fry pussy.

Ho, ho, ho, what a rock.

Where is he? I've been waiting here all night.

God, I've got this good news coming.

I'm getting all wet and bothered and I need them right now.

I've got this good news coming.

I'm getting wet.

Give me money.

Oh, I love you.

I need a hard

copy.

My lips.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, what is he?

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Allah.

Oh, she's creating the paper. I just got done washing it.

Would you like to come over today?

You can't.

Why?

Oh, can't you come over? You can just stay there a while.

Please, I haven't seen you for so long.

Really, I'm really going.

I would like to see you. Can't you come over, please?

Please, please, please.

Well, oh,

how long has it been? It's been almost two weeks since I've seen you last.

Why don't you come over?

I'm just imagining the last time we were together.

And right now

I'm, you know, playing with myself.

And I'm just thinking about you and how it was the last time we were together.

Yes, it was good. But you know... Please,

can't you just make time for me?

Okay.

Okay, man.

So, give me a call sometime whenever you're free.

Okay.

Okay. Bye -bye, darling.

Sweetheart. Love you. One big love.

One.

right now.

Please, I wish you'd come right now. Walk in that door right now.

I wish we had a mic for that.

I

quit.

I wish I had a nice clock on me right now.

That coast is so hot.

I wish I had a tongue to lick away.

I'm gonna get stressed out.

my nipples so hard.

I'm sorry.

I wish I had a big hard cock.

I'm

gonna

get out of this room.

Oh, I love to press my breath.

I'm coming.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, come on.

I want some more.

Yeah. I'm coming.