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Hello? Hello?

Our car is stalled. We need to use the phone. Anybody home?

Looks like nobody's home.

Jason, I don't like this. We shouldn't be in here.

We're here to use the phone, Mona. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Got anything different or new you're scared to try?

I am not.

This is someone else's home. I just don't like invading their privacy.

Well, look, we really don't have much choice. Why don't you look at one end,

I'll look at the other. Try to find a phone. Let's get out of here, okay?

I actually got a little surprise for that for you.

Would you like that?

Promise not to hurt me?

Are you ready for the surprise?

You don't want me. I won't.

You'd think there was an orgy going on in there or something. Oh, my.

What?

Are they sure left in a hurry?

Look, you know, there's a phone in the kitchen, but it's not working. I'm going

to go outside and see if it's disconnected at the box that goes into

all right?

I'm coming with you, Jason.

Baby, I'm going to be crawling around outside. You don't want to do that.

Why don't you stay here and just watch some TV, okay?

Oh, hurry back.

I have these anal spasms and they drive me wild. Well, they bend over.

You stop the spasms and it feels so good.

Would you like me to show you how?

Well, sure.

First we use a small one.

Does it really make them go away?

Yeah, it works real good.

I feel so good.

Oh,

it does feel better.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, this one feels good.

Oh, this one feels better.

Oh, God, I'm looking forward to it.

a good head.

My pussy.

You like that, don't you? Yeah.

How does that feel? She get a good head?

Mmm.

That's the main cause, huh?

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

That feels good, huh?

Oh, it feels real good.

Oh, I want you to do it harder.

Yeah.

Oh, clear my pussy.

Dude, my asshole, dude.

How do you like that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Is it tasty?

How do you like the action over there, Mr. Producer?

This maybe do?

Oh, wait till you see us both again.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you really want it, don't you?

You really want it, don't you?

You like

someone

to play with you too?

Oh, my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm just going to take that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, come on. Oh, come on. Oh, come on.

Come over my ass. Come over your ass. Come on, it's time.

Go here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's nice.

Ooh, yeah.

Ooh,

yeah.

Man, that is the tightest ass I've put everything in.

don't think we should be staying here much longer. Please, it's creepy.

I know that, Mona, but without the car, we can't go anywhere.

What's wrong?

Jason, everywhere I look, I see sex.

Yeah, me too.

Everywhere I go with you, I want to have sex.

That's not it.

Really, Jason, everywhere I look, it's sex.

First I went to the bedroom, and then I turned the TV set on.

Well, see,

that's it. That's the explanation. I mean, the people that own the house

probably have the Playboy channel or something. I'm sure there are other

channels here.

Hold this, babe.

Changes busted.

Jason, that's not it.

I think this house is trying to tell us something.

What, that sex is good? We already know that.

No, silly.

Well, what then?

Well, someone or something trying to tell us that we should have anal sex.

Nah.

Now Luke is afraid of trying something new.

Look, I'm not afraid.

I'm just not into that.

Well, neither was I.

Until I started watching all those people making love.

And it got kind of horny.

So what do you suggest we do about it?

Well, why don't we put on some movies and get horny together?

I'll get down with it.

I'll just put something on the TV. You want to know this?

Yeah.

Mmm.

Let me see what you mean by these parts.

It's going to be this part right here though. You want to try that?

There doesn't that feel better much

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You let me hate you.

You think you're getting into some shit yet?

Yeah, I'm not, brother.

I'm not getting no foot yet.

I'm going to get a little back foot in a minute, Jeff.

I'm going to just ride this hoe down.

Thank you.

I think that was the auto club.

The operator said they got a call a little while ago about a stolen car.

I can swear that the phone was broken before.

Are they coming to help us?

Yeah, the tow truck will be here in ten minutes.

Ten minutes?

Well, then we have ten minutes.

Well, we better get to the car before it's too late.

Yeah.

The show must be over.

Yeah, what a show. It's too bad we gotta go.

It's late.

I'm gonna miss this place.

Me too.

Hey, uh, think we can ever come back?

We can try, but I don't think it'd ever be the same.

Hey, I know.

We can ask that Auto Club guy if he knows anything about this place.

Yeah, sure. Hey, mister, excuse me. We just had the greatest round of anal sex

in this house.

I was wondering, do you know the owners?

Jason, you're being silly again.

It's going for us too, isn't it?