All language subtitles for Ghosts 04x07 Sad Farnsby [2024-12-12 20-31] uswcbs HQ

Man, you know his neighbor's killing us.

I don't know how we're going to get
everything ready in time for the

opening if he's out here every day. If
we start even a second before 8, I'm

worried that he's going to report us to
the county.

I will.

And he's got bionic hearing, too.

That's fun.

My guys are raring to go, Jay.

They got the fire. I don't know how much
longer I can hold them. Yeah, they're

chomping at the bit.

Hold.

Hold.

I'll be back at four to make sure you
don't go a minute late.

Henry, hey, hey, hey, hey. Look, I know
that we haven't seen eye to eye on

everything, but could you just give us a
little bit of breathing room? That's a

big no from me, Jay.

Local ordinances are the solid
foundation upon which this country was

Without them, we are no better than
animals.

I've never been a fan of Henry Farnsby,
but that is one groovy tune he's

singing. With all I've had, bad neighbor
even made the land head on spike.

Great being neighbors with you.

But passive -aggressive banter are the
way to go.

Well, you picked a wonderful time to
join us. The fall colors are just

right now. My God, this old tired
diatribe. Here comes the hike talk,

with mention of the drainage ditch, a .k
.a. the magical creek.

If you're interested in hiking, we have
a lovely creek.

Oh, she switched it up.

Oh, it's nice.

Yeah, it's... Say, Ed, you got nothing
else?

Magical. There it is. She knows no other
words.

Babe. The guests are loving it here.
They're talking about having their

here in the spring and rehearsal dinner
at your restaurant.

If it's even open by then, I mean,
Farnsby's killing us.

The bachelor's out there watching the
clock every morning. The guy needs a

hobby. Between the pickleball and group
sex, I think the man has hobbies.

He's so annoying.

If I may, the true center of power
always lies with the lady of the house.

You need to go through the wife. Invite
her over.

Charm her. Okay, I'm seeing one
potential roadblock. And once you've

with her, she will tell that idiot
husband of hers to lay off. I guess I

invite Margaret over for a drink.

Wait, what? No, babe, I don't think we
should engage with these people. They're

nuts. I'm sorry, a drink?

What are you, Irish dock workers? You're
both civilized women. Just do cocaine.

I think it's worth a shot, Jay.

Margaret's kind of fun.

She can hold stuff.

Other people can see her. You son of a
bitch. That's a cheap shot, Samantha.

You're better than that.

Uh, Sam, some guy's dropping off a giant
box outside.

Oh, I know what that is. Isaac, your
wedding present has finally arrived. It

on back order.

Oh, that's very kind, but I don't need
some reminder of my broken nuptials.

A dinosaur bed!

Oh, goody!

This is for children. It literally says
for ages five and up. Yes, and up. I'm

and up. The point is, it can be enjoyed
by all ages.

Oh, there's a button that makes it roar.

Incredible.

So, Margaret, have you been on Baker
Street since they repaved it?

No.

Oh. It's more awkward than first dinner
with wife after I throw a folder off

cliff. You threw your wife's father off
a cliff?

He become burden to society.

Almost 34 years old.

Well, that makes sense.

Well, they did a great job.

It's so flat.

Yes, double down on the road discussion.
Great instincts.

Two adults required.

Yeah, right. I'm crushing this.

When do you think he's going to realize
that he used the wrong screws six steps

ago? Probably when he runs out of the
long ones, which should happen in

Three steps.

I can't wait.

Ah.

So the rumors are true.

Nigel.

Yes, the bed was meant to be a wedding
gift from Jay and Samantha, but I take

you somehow heard that already.

It is quite striking, but shouldn't it
be set up in a neutral location where we

could take turns with it, as it is a
gift for both of us? Well, surely you

You're not even a lover of dinosaurs.

Perhaps I've changed my mind.

You of all people should know that
sometimes a person can jump.

change their mind. It's already set up
here.

Asking Jay to disassemble it would be
quite cruel. I'm pretty sure he's going

have to take this apart anyway. He
skipped a whole step.

Nigel, you're being ridiculous.

I love dinosaurs.

I'm taking the bed.

End of discussion.

I suppose I should expect nothing less
from a Yankee.

Wait a minute. Are these screws two
different sizes?

There's a step 4B?

See the addendum online.

I really like food.

Do you like food? I mean, food's okay.

Man, Margaret is giving her nothing.

I hate to defend a Farnsby, but our
girl's not bringing much to the table

either. This is collective failure, like
Danish society.

Wait a minute, Sam. I think I saw this
same book over at the Farnsby house.

Maybe Margaret's read it too. I also
really like to read.

I recently read this book, for instance.

Oh, The Unwatered Chrysanthemum! What a
coincidence! I also just read it. Boom.

Common ground.

I have a passion for gardening, and I
thought that the author did an

job capturing the drama of the dying
flower.

I agree, and what a powerful metaphor.

And how do you mean?

Well, it wasn't just about a dying
flower, right? The chrysanthemum was

represent a woman in a stagnant marriage
whose husband, a .k .a. the gardener,

has been neglecting her for so long that
she just withered away.

Oh.

Okay, that stirred something in
Margaret.

It's funny because Henry used to be so
romantic, but lately I feel taken for

granted. Oh, dear, this is taking a
turn. You know, it might actually just

about a flower.

What about TV? Oh, have you seen Ted
Lasso? No, you've opened my eyes. Thank

for the wine.

Samantha, I have to go do some thinking.
Okay, well, maybe you could still talk

to Henry about that construction stuff.
Oh, I'll be talking to him, all right.

When I said charm her, I guess I should
have made it clear I didn't mean blow up

her marriage.

No, that's not.

They're going to be fine.

Mr. Farnsby. I'm checking in.

Margaret kicks me out.

My world is shattered.

Oh, no.

And this is why women should never read
books.

You seem like a nice couple.

She seems like she really loves you.

I'm a lucky man.

Well, it can all change.

Just like that.

This thought bode well for these two
choosing this as wedding venue.

Oh, understand steaks.

I was happy and in love once. Now look
at me.

She ripped my heart out. I have no idea
why.

He's not going to be thrilled when he
finds out this is Sam's fault. If they

just done cocaine, the book would have
been but one of the topics they briefly

alighted on in their mania.

Hi. I have Amazon Prime packages for
Woodstone B &B. You can leave it there.

I couldn't help but notice your ring.
Are you married?

Oh, boy. Here we go. Yeah.

You'll be here next week. Well, then, I
have one thing to say to you.

My condolences.

I don't understand.

What happened at wine night? Did
Margaret say something to you about

Well, there was sort of a
misunderstanding.

Pete brought up a book. Whoa, whoa,
whoa. Don't throw me under the bus.

And I simply pointed out how that book,
The Unwatered Chrysanthemum, was

actually a metaphor for a stagnant
marriage in turmoil.

Oh, my God.

It is getting bleak out there. Why don't
we just try to talk everybody out of

marriage while sob singing Love is a
Battlefield?

We are young.

No, you're not.

Would have been thrown off cliff many
moons ago.

Heartache to heartache we stand.

Hey, Henry, that sounds great, buddy.

Thank you, Jay. You know, the acoustics
are really good upstairs in your room.

I understand.

I don't mean to darken the public spaces
of your already floundering business

with my sad songs, but I just don't want
to be alone right now. You won't be

alone. Jay will jam with you.

Really?

Yes. I love jamming. I love it.

How do we feel about Jay and Sam's
marriage?

I think they're solid.

If not, you know, it'll be something to
watch, too.

Oh, I bet this is what Steven Spielberg
sleeps in. Are you loving it?

I do like pretending to be the tongue.

And I enjoyed the psychotic break Jay
experienced on his third assembly, but

that he's made my bed and I'm lying in
it...

I don't know.

You know, when I was nine, we had a
Passover Seder at my house. And even

you're not supposed to search for the
Afikomen until after the meal, I kept

taking bathroom breaks until I found it.
The Afikomen is the matzah they had

during the Seder.

I've been here way too long.

Anyway, the second the meal was over, I
went straight to where it was hidden,

and I won $5.

But then I saw my hot cousin Rachel
crying.

And that didn't feel good.

Because the person you were both
attracted to and related to was sad? I

nine. It was innocent.

But my point is that when it comes to
the expense of someone that you care

about, sometimes a win feels like a
loss.

Maybe you're right.

I've put Nigel through so much. Giving
him this bed is the least I could do.

I'll tell Sam to tell Jay to disassemble
it and then reassemble it again in the

shed. And I'm gonna go see if hot cousin
Rachel's on Instagram.

Oh.

I'm dead. It's still innocent.

Why are we clapping? Who is this for?

Just seemed like a nice thing to do.

This was just what I needed, Jay. I
don't know what happened.

I was just sitting there doing my
jumble, and the next thing I know,

telling me she's no longer happy in our
marriage, and I need to get out.

Have you tried apologizing? I don't even
know what I did.

Henry. Bro, one married guy to another,
it doesn't matter. Just say you're sorry

and ask them if they've done something
new with their hair.

He knows we watch and tell family stuff,
right?

I hope you're right, because that woman
is the light of my life.

Thank you for being there for me, Jay.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to use

your restroom.

We are young.

He ain't that young. I was already in
that area, Alberta.

We got a little problem, Jay.

The guys installed three -quarter -inch
pipe instead of one -inch, but we

already sealed up the wall.

Honestly, it'll get the job done, but if
the county ever heard about this...

That doesn't sound like a little
problem.

Bionic hearing. Oh, no, Henry's got the
goods.

Henry, I can explain.

Jay, quick.

You got us a mint mixer and a lake?
Story writes itself.

Okay, I know it looks bad. Let me stop
you right there, Jay.

Would this have been a piece of intel
that yesterday me would have used to

your upstart venture?

Absolutely. But now...

We are jam bros. So you're not going to
report me? The only thing I'm going to

report is us to Rolling Stone magazine
as this year's best new band, Farnsby

the Dudes.

Did you say dudes?

That's right.

Just grab a shaker, Mark.

Knock, knock.

Isaac, what are you doing here?

Oh, nothing.

I merely wanted to see how you were
enjoying the dinosaur bed.

Alas, I actually gave the bed to Baxter
and Carol as a wedding gift.

Much appreciated.

Still waiting for Jenkins' gift. I did
not support the marriage, and I still do

not. I'm sorry.

You re -gifted it? Yes.

I thought they deserved it.

The thing is how Baxter and Carol had
the guts to follow through on their

nuptials. Oh, so that's what this is
about. You wanted the bed to spite me

revenge. Yes.

It's a stupid bed. It's not even
accurate.

The Tyrannosaurus had 60 teeth, whereas
this freak has but 32.

And look at the nostrils. Far too close
to the eyes. I thought this bit was made

for children, not by them.

Wait.

Those are two oddly astute observations
about the anatomy of a dinosaur. I

didn't think you knew anything of the
subject, nor I cared for it.

I didn't.

But I was meant to marry a man obsessed
with dinosaurs.

I studied them to be able to talk with
my husband about his favorite subject.

It was going to be your wedding present.

Oh, I had no idea.

Never mind.

It's all in the past now.

I think I shall excuse myself for a
walk.

Nigel! You know who else's nostrils are
too close to their eyes? Stop it. She's

my wife.

He's not around, is he, Samantha?

Henry? Uh, no, he's upstairs.

Good, because I don't want to see his
stupid face.

Will you see to it that he gets these
belongings? Because I can't even bear

having them in my house.

A pair of fuzzy handcuffs. Yeah, I could
see how that would be sentimental.

Margaret, have you come to take me back?

No, Henry, I've just brought a few of
your things. I have nothing to say to

This guy will move other than Thor.

Well, I have something to say to you, my
love.

I'm sorry.

For what?

For anything I might have done?

Unreal. You don't even know what you
did. And you did something very hurtful,

and I might have let it slide.

But Samantha opened my eyes the other
night.

So this is your fault.

No, I was just making conversation.

She brought the book. She was drowning.
I threw her a lifeline.

Don't blame her. She's just the
messenger. You're the gardener who

water me.

Goodbye, Henry.

Oh, now that is an excellent line. Good
for you, girl.

Margaret, no, please.

Are you doing something different with
your hair?

Four think we passed that, Henry.

Ew.

You will pay for this.

Whoa, come on, Jambros. No, don't Jambro
me.

Your wife destroyed my life. You are now
a Jamfoe.

Okay, that's not bad.

And in this kind of emotional state,
very impressive.

I was just explaining a book.

Tomorrow morning, when the permit office
opens at 7 a .m., I will be first in

line to tell them about your narrow pipe
infraction. Your restaurant is about to

be shut down. Say goodbye to that dream.

Oh. Uh, could I get a 6 .30 wake -up
call, please? Thank you very much.

Good night.

Bad. Very bad. I mean, if he goes to the
permit office tomorrow morning, they're

going to shut down our bill to make us
rip open all the walls again.

Well, when would we be able to open?

In a world where we could even afford
the repairs?

Who knows? I'm just saying, the man's
already in the building. You don't even

need to snatch him. She revisiting
earlier, Mother Farnsby. Bitch, his most

idea currently on table.

Here's a thought.

Obviously, you can't fix the pipes
before tomorrow morning, but maybe you

fix the Farnsby's relationship.

Sass is saying we should try to get
Henry and Margaret back together.

That's true. He was going to let the
pipe thing slide before he found out

you ruined their marriage. That was
Pete's fault. I pointed to a book.

Lady Farnsby did mention there was one
specific thing that she most angry

Yes. So we just need to find out what
Henry did so that he can make up for it.

I guess I could talk to her. No, because
then she's going to know that we know

and we just pass the information on to
Henry. She needs to think that he

remembered on his own. If I may, you
have ghosts.

Sounds like a job for the old property
-leaving guy. I could go over there and

talk to some of their ghosts. No need.

Don't yell.

Nice try, marriage ruiner.

Thor's son is saying that Henry forgot
their wedding anniversary.

Interesting. She's also mad about people
who turn around in her driveway.

Mind if I take a seat?

It's a free country, thanks to you.

I find it quite touching you made an
effort to learn about my interests.

You are thoughtful and caring, whereas I
am selfish and inconsiderate and

honestly...

I'm not sure I ever really deserved you.

That's a common sentiment in the shed.

I know I said it at the time, and it
doesn't begin to make up for the way

treated you, but I am truly sorry.

Thank you.

I do think, in retrospect, we may have
been rushing into things, or at least

were.

What do you mean?

You haven't had a lot of experience,
whereas I... Let's just say my body

is quite high, and I'm not talking about
the war.

Okay, moving right along.

Here's an idea. What do you think about,
I don't know, being friends?

I'd like that.

Good.

Oh, I'm glad we had this talk,
Lieutenant.

So...

What's been going on in the house since
I moved out?

Oh, well, the Puritan moved out, and Sam
is a convicted witch.

I tried something new with my hair.

Oh, did you now? Yes, everyone loved it.

I confess, I'm no expert in manual
labor, but they don't appear to be doing

actual work.

They're laying a trap for Henry Farnby.

What is that infernal racket?

Why do you toil on this doomed
enterprise that I will be burying under

come sunup? We toil, Henry, to lure you
here.

Excuse me?

Sam? I've got the Merlot and the lovely
bones. Let's get into it.

Henry, what is he doing here? He's here
to surprise you with your belated

anniversary dinner.

What?

Our... anniversary is why I planned this
dinner, my darling.

Oh, Henry, you finally remembered.

Better late than never. I have been a
neglectful gardener and for that I am

sorry. Can you believe it was 20 years
ago that we celebrated that magical

event? Our first group thing.

Excuse me? Oh, that's what this is. This
isn't our wedding anniversary?

I don't know, Jay, but it seems to be
working. Just go with it. I remember it

like it was yesterday.

I looked in your eyes, then you looked
in Phil's eyes, then Phil looked in

Brenda's eyes. Well, you remembered you
were there.

Happy orgyversary, my love.

Happy orgyversary.

Let me show you to your seats.

I'll be right there, dear.

About our little problem, I am happy to
look the other way.

Thank you, Jambro.

You're welcome. Would you like to join
us? God, no. I mean...

I gotta cook and stuff. Of course.

Hey, babe. Just to ask.

You think our marriage is good, right?

Like, um, your chrysanthemum's being
watered? Of course, Jay.

It's just, if anything ever was
bothering you, I just want us to be able

communicate about it.

Aw, you're the sweetest.

You know...

Not time to do a little gardening.

Okay, well, let me just get my sun hat.

What? I don't know. I'm not good with
metaphors. Just shut up.

It's a dinosaur lamp. Can you believe
it?

And it arrived so quickly.

Samantha ordered it for me on Amazon
Prime since I heroically surrendered the

dinosaur bed.

Isaac Valerie good at surrendering. It
changes color when you press the button.

It's very neat. You have to see it.

But we can't press the button.

Oh, not a problem.

Sam!

This gift was a big mistake.