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Well, Mrs. Whidstone, good to see you. How was your trip to Michigan?

Well, we lost the coachman to fever in Ohio, but still made good time. We

arrived in under two months. What route did you take? I've heard good things

about the road. Enough small talk, George.

Where is my husband?

You're his lawyer. You must know where he absconded to and what floozy he took

with him. Unfortunately, I know not where he went.

Well, his absence has left me a social pariah.

Apparently, maybe Fish has been going around telling people I don't have the

ankles to keep him there. In any case, Elias has left behind no small amount of

legal trouble.

Legal trouble? Like what? Well, there's the matter of children working in your

factories. What about it? We're the largest employer of children in six

counties. We're doing our part, George. That's the problem.

People don't want children working anymore.

In fact, they want them in school now. During their most productive years?

When their tiny fingers are so small enough to fit into the crevices of the

machinery? I'm on your side. But new laws have been passed, and Elias has

ignoring those laws. Ugh.

In his absence, his legal troubles fall squarely upon your shoulders.

What? You've convicted.

They will seize your assets.

They'll take your money, your homes.

You'll be left with nothing. Surely there's some palm to grease or

threaten? Perhaps there's something to be done.

Tell me. I have an in with the governor.

My wife recently became his new mistress.

Oh, that's wonderful. Congratulations.

Thank you so much. Big step up for the family.

Anyway, should any news arise, I'll send a telegram. Or better, just call me on

my telephone.

Oh, you have a telephone. First in the county. Here, take down my number.

Go ahead.

It's... Four.

Got it.

Let me read that back to you.

Four. Precisely.

I couldn't help but notice that we put the iPad away and unplugged the Alexa.

Yeah. We're going away to relax and unwind. We don't want you bothering us.

if there's an emergency?

None of you are alive. What kind of emergency could there be?

Stay strong, babe.

All right, listen up. This is a ghost -free weekend, so none of you guys burn

the house down while we're gone.

I'm looking at you, Thor. You're not looking at Thor. You could lie to me,

just once.

All right, we'll see you all soon.

Oh, and just so you know, the contractor will be around doing some odds and ends

on the property.

Installing the new Jukuku?

We're not getting a Jukuku.

Okay, that was definitely Trevor.

You go.

one babe okay we'll see you bye oh bye sam you too enjoy making whoopee without

us listening you listen you don't so i hear sam and jay are

out for the weekend huh anybody want to do it in their bed oh maybe somebody who

has a shield and is tall riffing off of that can i interest anyone in a game of

charades hey dork Stephanie, you're awake. That's Stephanie.

She teenage goes to sleep a lot. Yeah, Thor, I remember Stephanie.

Sorry, the one habit of explaining things to Flower.

Flower, beautiful hippie, was very forgetful.

Just stop. Why are you awake? You guys aren't going to believe what happened to

me. So, obviously, I've been alone forever because I died on my prom night,

Trevor says that I'm underage, and it's illegal.

Still very much standing by that.

And then I met Ralph.

In the basement, he's like a total babe.

Dead teenager, his cholera boils aren't even really that pussy.

It's your classic meet -cute. We were in love.

And then he just disappeared on me.

Listen, Stephanie, your adolescent breakups don't interest us. Some of us

adults who are trying to plan dinosaur -themed weddings.

We didn't break up. He got sucked off.

What?

What? It was a few months ago. We went up to my attic, and it was so romantic.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Gag me with a spoon.

I don't have a spoon. My friend Paul did.

What was it like having cholera?

Bad.

I've never been this happy.

I thought that nothing would ever top the time that I finally got to try an

orange.

It's a feeling.

That was rude.

Hey.

I'm going back to sleep.

Everybody find your suck -offs, buddy!

We were just kissing, and then he just went right up. Now my life sucks again.

But I guess I rule at Frenching.

Wait, wait, so you're saying Ralph got sucked off a few months ago? Wait, you

wear glasses, but you're not smart?

Yeah, that's good.

Nancy, you said you counted all the basement ghosts, and everyone was there,

right?

Nancy? Well, yeah.

You may have forgotten Ralph.

Whoa, okay.

I guess it was just a basement ghost. My bad.

Seriously? What? It's dark down there, and we're all wearing the same thing.

if I'm being totally honest with you, I'm not sure I knew what the correct

numbers were to begin with.

Great. I don't understand. If Ralph went up, then what happened to Flower?

What if Flower wasn't sucked off and instead is lost somewhere on the

alone and abandoned?

No.

Flower's definitely in the great beyond.

How can you be so sure?

Thor take many walks to edge a property.

Flower, speak to Thor from the great beyond. It was very meaningful.

She say, I am well.

I am well.

Means she at peace.

Thor, is it possible she was saying, I am in a well?

Flower!

Are you there?

Flower!

How did you end up down there?

I was chasing a butterfly and I fell in by accident.

But the butterfly didn't fall in because he was flying. We know how butterflies

walk, hon.

We thought you got sucked off.

I thought you would never see flower again.

Did you hear me yelling that I was in a well?

Yes. Is that how you found me? Yes.

What is true?

Well, color me relieved. Now let's get our girl out of there. Oh, my dear sweet

Pete. If only it were so easy. What are you talking about? The most hopeless

thing in the world is a ghost in a hole.

What are you guys talking about up there?

Nothing. Have you out in the jiff?

Oh, God.

She will not be out in the jiff.

Your carriage is almost ready, ma 'am. Reginald, have we heard from the lawyer?

Has he telephoned? No. No one has called ever, I believe. But to be fair, there

are only seven other phones in the state.

Well, then I must depart forthwith. Must you really leave, ma 'am? Yes.

I shall pick up my son from boarding school, clear out the bank accounts, and

abscond before the law can catch up with me.

And what about my job?

Right. Your job. It is safe. Until the carriage is loaded and then you're

Very good, ma 'am.

for you.

No, Reginald.

Barricade me in the library and take whatever bullets you must.

Yes, ma 'am.

Have you tried climbing out?

I've tried that constantly for the last few months. My hands just go through the

side of the well.

And therein lies the rub.

As you know, for reasons we don't fully understand, ghosts can stand on a floor,

but we go right through a wall. And the side of a well is effectively...

wall, and as such, impossible to scale.

That is why, or something, you not want to battle.

But we have Sam and Jay. Maybe they can do something. Yeah, they can build some

stairs, or dig a ramp, or cut out a piece of floor and lower it down. But if

remove floor from floor, does it stay floor, or does it take on the properties

of wall?

We don't have to figure this out right now. Let's just call Sam and Jay.

Flower, sit tight. We're gonna try to contact Sam and Jay. But I thought you

were Jay.

Nope, I'm Pete.

Nice to meet you, Pete.

Pleasure's all mine.

Okay, they put the iPad in that drawer.

This is my greatest challenge yet.

I've pushed many times, but I've never pulled.

I'm not sure you're talking about pulling tens, because I've pulled my

those. Too many.

Just open the drawer, Tramp.

This may take a while.

I'll be out there.

So, how do you guys know so much about holes?

Because we were once stuck in a hole.

It was over a hundred years ago. I was telling the story. I'm literally the

storyteller. Oh, well, jump in. We'll tag team it.

The year was 1895. Oh, my God.

And it was an unusually temperate spring when I stumbled and fell into a pit. In

an attempt to rescue me, Sazabi Senthorfin fell into.

Hedy, where were you after all this?

I had just returned from Michigan.

to discover that Elias had left me for some trollop. As it turns out, of

he was shoved into the vault and left to die, so that's why I had a happy

ending. So that's why none of you knew about Elias' secret vault. You were away

while he was building it, and you guys were stuck in a hole. Mm -hmm. And by

time we got out of the hole, Hattie was a ghost.

Accidental overdose celebrating Elias' disappearance. I used to always say you

can never have too much morphine, but apparently that is not correct.

Okay, so keep going. Y 'all were trapped in a hole?

Nearly a year went by.

We cried, we prayed, we cursed the gods that made floor floor and wall wall.

So we decided we had but one choice.

Join hands and navigate our way through the dirt to the woodstone basement and

freedom itself.

Weren't you afraid you would get lost in the dirt? That was the risk we had to

take. So we agreed that Sass would lead the way, then Thor, then myself.

And, and that is everyone in the hole that you need to know about.

Isaac. Okay, fine. There was another ghost in the hole with us. Her name was

Patience. She was a Puritan. What happened to her?

Yeah, Isaac, what happened to Patience?

Well... We headed off into the dirt abyss, holding hands, the disorientation

immediate, the dirt infinite, and one false move and knees and let go of

Patience's hand.

I was covering my nose. It was the polite thing to do. Patience got

from the group, and for all we know, she's still out there roaming.

So you're telling me there's a Puritan woman just out there wandering around in

the dirt?

Yes. Mm -mm.

I don't like that one bit.

Mark, bring Lodge Landship to well. He is planning to fill hole with liquid

stone. Ah, liquid stone. I think I got this. So Mark is planning on filling the

well up with cement?

It's exactly what Thor just said. What happens to Flower if she gets a ton of

cement dumped on her? Well, it can't be good. Trevor, hurry up with that iPad.

Trevor! No!

Mark has Landship filled with liquid stone.

What? Laura clearly just said Mark is readying to fill the well with cement.

we need to get in contact with Samantha now so she can stop him. How's it

coming, Trevor?

I can't get this door open. It's impossible.

Man, Mark is crushing that mortadella.

I'm so jealous.

His telephone is face up on the counter, Trevor. You can text Samantha.

Then who knows that I'll have enough time to send a whole text.

Tells not me pretty good. This isn't going to last long.

Do FaceTime. It's just one button. Okay, you know FaceTime?

Yeah, you eat that, Mark. Oh, you eat it real good.

Mark is FaceTiming me. Oh, this is going to be expensive.

Hi, Mark.

Quiet!

Quiet! One voice! One voice!

Samantha, you must call Mark and tell him not to cement the well.

Flower's in there. We have found Flower.

Also, great -looking hotel room at that price point.

Hello?

Mark? No one's there.

He must have butt -dialed us.

Jeez and crackers!

Do we not show up on FaceTime?

Hey, you guys called me? No, you called us, Mark.

I don't think so. Oh, this is so frustrating.

Samantha, maybe try a new iOS update.

Are you messing with us? I don't even know it's real anymore.

How's everything going at the house?

Good. I'm about to start filling in the well. Oh, are we moving forward with

that? Yeah, we've talked about it, babe. An old abandoned well, it's kind of a

hazard. Yeah, but it's going to be pretty expensive.

So what do you want?

Will Jade's famous cheapness be our salvation?

You pull the plug and save our girl, you miserly bastard. Come on.

I'll go ahead with it. Yeah, I think that's a smart move.

That's it.

Flower, we are running out of time. You're going to have to go through the

What?

She will never make it through the dirt. This well is much further from the

house than the hole we ever stuck in. And to put it bluntly, she's flower. We

don't have any other choice.

Okay, I've mapped out the route from here to the Woodstone basement. You're

going to need to head due south, this way. If you run into a Puritan, she may

feral at this point. Do not engage.

Okay, I got it.

And whatever happens, I love you all.

Thank you.

I mean, that was sort of a group thing.

Maybe not the big I have, this one.

My daddy's scary.

Okay, fire it up.

No! Oh,

I can't watch this.

Our girl's about to be cemented alive.

And if anyone points out that we're not alive, I will punch them. This is

terrible. Where's the concrete? Let's go.

George, is that you?

Did you speak to the governor?

I think you have the wrong number.

Who are you looking for?

No, I believe there are two you've reached.

down there. I will guard you through the dirt.

No, no, Thor. It's too risky. No, no, no. Thor rather spend eternity lost in

dirt than another day without his love.

I know how to save flower.

Are you all going to stand there and gawk, or are we going to save our

You grab onto this, you dirty bohemian!

I got it!

Come on, flower!

Pull up, flower!

Pull up, flower!

It's so good to see you guys. I don't want to talk about it.

Let's get you home.

Pull up on this one. No, no, no, no, no.

Trevor,

did you know about Hattie? I didn't. But you guys were hooking up for months.

I don't know, man.

These Victorian dresses, there's a lot going on under there.

Clasps, corsets, some kind of scaffolding. Did I come across a cord at

point? Maybe, but it didn't register as anything out of place.

back jay oh that's fun there's two jays i'm the other jay wait i'm confused i

thought she was sucked off turns out it was just basement ghost flower well and

well flower was stuck in the well the one mark was filling in we got her out

right before but how that has to do with heady we'll catch you up wow sounds

like we really missed out on quite a lot also there's a feral puritan lady ghost

roaming the dirt and uh mark ate all of jay's mortadella what's happening what

are they saying You're not going to like any of it.

Hey, Eddie.

How you doing?

Good God, it's a pity party.

I'm sorry I wasn't here this weekend.

I did get you a refrigerator magnet.

It was originally for everyone, but anyway, it's on the fridge.

I know you said you didn't wish to talk about it, but you've been there for me

in the past, and we just wanted to let you know that we're here for you

you're ready.

So we'll give you some space.

I was trying to protect my son.

Elias had disappeared, and I was being held responsible for his crimes. I mean,

I did do some of the crimes, but it was mostly him. He was worse.

I was there, I can confirm.

Anyway, the law was closing in on me, and I had nowhere to turn. I felt like I

didn't have any friends, and if I had been convicted, the authorities would

seized everything, my fortune and this home.

But with me gone, my son's future would be secure.

Or so I thought.

What do you mean?

I thought I was giving him the one thing that he needed for a successful life.

Wealth. But then he grew up to be a murderer, and I now know that I didn't

him the one thing that he truly needed, the one thing that none of that money

could ever buy.

A mother's love.

It's not necessarily your fault.

A lot of kids grow up without mothers, and they don't kill anyone.

I'm just saying, it's possible he would have become a murderer either way.

Very nice of you to say.

But no, I made a...

Grievous misjudgment.

Well, it must have been so hard for you. You probably felt very alone.

Well, I spent most of my life projecting a certain image of myself.

But the truth is, I was very unhappy.

I did not know how to ask for help. I didn't even know that the telephone

out. At the time, I saw no other way out.

But it was a mistake that I deeply regret.

I still have so much life yet to live.

You are in a hole.

And sometimes you need help getting out of both.

Thank you both.

And thanks for the refrigerator magnet.

A windmill.

Oh, neat.

Hey, Hattie.

I just wanted to say thank you.

What you did for me, revealing your secret to save me, I know that wasn't

You're welcome, Flower.

You're a good friend.

And because you did that... I'm going to tell you something now.

Something I've never told anyone.

Okay.

I robbed a bank once.

There it is.

Mm -hmm.

It's good to have you back, Flower.

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So, just to be totally sure, did you turn into an owl at all?

I don't think so.

Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure you didn't, but I had to check.

Yeah, of course.

So, very happy to have this.

Well, I'll look back.

Oh, I really missed you.

Sam,

what's happening?

I think you know.

Oh.

Good for them.