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Are you super excited about this interview?

Thank you so much for fitting me in last minute. I just, if you knew what I've

been through the past few months, I really, really need this job. So thank

so much for getting me the interview. Awesome. Awesome. I'm pretty sure my

will be super interested in hiring you. So don't sweat it. It's a great, great

job. Awesome. I'm so ready.

Okay. Yeah.

Enter. Mr.

Longley, this is Ms. Lynn.

Hello, nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you. Have a seat. Okay.

I'm sure that Chase told you a little bit about the job, how we're looking to

expand the business.

Oh, it's okay. She's just letting us speak here. Okay.

Tell me a little bit about yourself.

Yeah, sure. So I'm originally from Oregon, and I moved down here because

I was married for several years, but unfortunately that didn't work out. I do

have an autistic child. He's a handful.

I'm just trying to make my way back into the business world.

Do you have any experience working in an office? Do you have any office

experience at all?

You know, back in college, I did take some computer classes.

I am very good with my computer at home.

I have also done some side work for being a personal assistant in the past.

Okay. Yeah. Any data processing, any spreadsheet work, accounting work? Yeah.

Okay,

so a long time ago, for about a year, I actually was an accountant.

I actually got promoted at that job. I'm very, very good at it. Good at

accounting. Okay. What type of figures are you looking for as far as salary?

I mean, when I had that job, that was so long ago.

I mean, if I could get $34 ,000 a year, that would be perfect.

This job pays a little bit more than that. I don't know if Ms. Chase told you

what the salary is here.

We're one of the highest profit centers in the company.

Okay. In this office, though, the starting salary is actually low six

Huh? Would you think that would work for you?

Um, six figures? Starting, low six figures.

Um, yeah, yeah, I mean... Okay.

And just so you know a little bit of what you'd be doing here, Miss Chase,

you please show Miss Lynn how to do her job here?

Yes, Master.

Very good, Ms. Chase.

Like I said, low six figures, Ms. Lynn. I'm confused.

I'm not sure I...

Master?

Yes. Which one would you like to use first?

I'd like to use her first.

Yes, Master.

What?

Master would like to use you if you'd like to have the job. Go ahead and stand

up.

Right here.

I don't know that I... This is not what I came here for. This

isn't normal.

I... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I... Oh, my God.

Who are you people?

Remember the salary.

Master,

she's ready.

She must have liked my blowjob skill.

Is this for real?

It's either your ass or your face. Which one do you want?

What? Ass or your face.

Your face for the accountant job.

Your ass for the secretary job. Which one do you want?

No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't go in my ass.

No. You can't put it in my ass. That's taking it too far.

I'm sorry. I just... I guess you don't want the job.

You can have my ass.

Run over to the desk.

You missed Chase.

Mmm.

You boss's dick in your own...

Get yourself cleaned up and get me back Chrissy.

I think she has a lot of potential.

Yes, Master.

I'm sure he'll still hire you. You just have to let him come on your face.

I don't do facials, okay? I mean, that's just weird.

I mean, that's like something that porn stars do. I don't do that stuff.

Okay, well, you'll be making a lot more money than a porn star with six figures,

but I'm sure he'll be fine if you just let him come somewhere on you, on your

body or something. I don't know.

He'll hire you.

I mean, that accountant job.

He really, really loved you. Trust me. The whole time he was doing his thing,

was talking all about you.

Okay, so he likes me. He likes you. Yeah. Okay. Okay?

I mean, I could do something like that. I just think, you know. Just anywhere.

He'll be okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

I have to take a little bit of a pay cut, but.

Just a little bit, right? Just a little.

He was going to give you two, but you might get one.

So is that okay?

Yeah. Okay.

I mean, that's a lot more than what, what did you say, 34? Oh, let's forget

about that number.

All right, let's go ahead and we'll give him a little talk. Okay.

All right. You look fine. You look great.

Okay.

Let's go by the ladies' room.