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Well, dinner probably not going to be ready for like three and a half hours.

Man, that's going to take a while.

I know, but I can't really cook it any faster.

You like your turkey burnt.

I do not.

So, what should we do to kill some time in the week?

Oh, we should play a game.

Oh, I like that. What kind of game?

Well, babe, all the board games are packed away in the garage, so unless we

cards, we could play a card game.

Or, what if we play Never Have I Ever?

I love that one.

So,

should we take this over to the living room?

I think so. Let's do it.

Okay,

so who wants to go first?

Babe, I think Alex, how about you? You want to go first? Yeah, I'll go first.

Never have I ever gotten a speeding ticket. Of course.

It's easy.

Okay,

okay. Never have I ever gotten jealous that my husband looked at another girl.

Sorry.

Oh, you're down.

Wow. All right. Okay.

All right, let me go.

Never have I ever. Wait, wait, wait.

I mean, I think it'd be really good if us girls got to know each other a little

better. And then you guys can join.

Okay, give us something good. All right.

Never have I ever done anal.

Yes. Come on, man.

Okay,

okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay. Give us something good.

Okay.

Never have I ever touched another woman's vagina.

Aubrey! Wait, I like to live alone.

Alex, you've never touched another vagina? No, I've never had the

Well, I mean, would you ever want to? I don't know. Wait, what?

I mean, you could touch mine.

Oh. Yeah.

Okay, do it.

Wait,

I've got another one.

Yeah, I've got another one.

Never have I ever had friends that we didn't swing with.

What? You guys?

We've never done that before.

Really? You guys never done that? No.

It's a lot of fun. Have you ever thought about it?

I mean, I would, but I don't know.

Well, maybe I could show you.

Oh, my God.

What?

Are you sure?

Ooh.

What are we doing? Thank you.

Fuck me.

uh -huh

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

I'm hot.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Do it, do it, do it, do it. Yeah,

play with it.

Oh my god!

Oh!

Jesus, no!

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

I love this.

That's fucking hot there you go.

That's fucking hot.

Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, that's fucking great.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes. Oh, that's good, that's good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Please, give me your... Come on, do it.

Do it. Yeah?

Yeah?

Come on, guys. Come on, guys.

Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes. Here he comes.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my pussy.

There you go, there you go, there you go

Down for never, ever, ever.

Hey.

I think she'd hang out more often.

Do we need a trick on the turkey?

Oh, shit. Yeah.

The turkey.