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Well, hi there, folks. Thanks for tuning in to the Family Dating Game. I'm your

host, Ryan Driller, and today our man of the hour is Nathan.

He's a guy who describes himself as outgoing, fun, and always looking for a

time. And he's here today to chat with our three special ladies.

I select one to be his date.

Well, Nathan, are you ready to start meeting your bachelorette?

I'm really excited. Let's get this started. All right.

Well, first up, we have Bachelorette number one. She's a shy girl who loves

reading and sitting at home by the pool. But don't let that fool you. She says

she loves to go skinny dipping and enjoys naked sushi, too.

Please meet Sawyer.

Hi, Sawyer.

Welcome to the show.

Up next is Bachelorette number two.

She's a musician with a free spirit who doesn't want to be tied down.

Not listening to that.

She's adventurous and daring. And this is Molly.

And last up, we've got Bachelorette number three.

She's a sweet girl who says she loves having fun and enjoying spending time

her family.

She loves board games, puzzles, and shopping.

Chanel, welcome to the show.

Hi, Chanel.

All right.

Well, I think it's time to turn it over to you so we can let you get to know

your Bachelorette.

Fantastic. A lot of good voices over there. They sound like it. All right.

All right, ladies.

Why should I pick you guys instead of any of the beautiful girls in my school?

Bachelorette number one.

Well, I'm not just good looking. I'm smart. I'm funny.

I think I'm great.

Sounds good to me.

Well, that's great, but I think you need more than just a pretty face to please

a man.

Oh, and...

You have that?

Well, yeah. I know lots of ways to make my man happy.

Ooh, okay.

Bachelor number three?

Well, I mean, all of that is good and all, but besides being extremely hot,

super fun, active, and interesting.

So I'll definitely keep you on your toes inside and outside the bedroom.

All right, next question.

Bachelorette number three.

I like to work out and build up a good sweat, so I'm wondering how you would

actually cool me off.

Well, first, I would strip you down so you're butt naked, and then I would take

all the ice cubes out the freezer and trail them down your body while I suck

your cock.

Oh, yeah!

Okay, goddamn.

Next bachelorette.

I think I'd take a little nice approach and give you like your favorite drink,

like a sweet tea or whatever you're feeling.

You already know me so well. I love sweet tea.

Cold beverages on a hot day are really nice, but I would give you a cold shower

to cool off after that. But don't worry.

I'd be in there to wash your back too.

All right.

Next question for bachelorette number two.

What is your ideal first date? And convince me that we would actually have

good time together.

My ideal first date, I would take you out for a very nice dinner for two.

And it would be so yummy. And then we would go under the table for a little

dessert. Next bachelorette.

I enjoy pool days. So I think us getting naked by the pool, no tan lines, and

I'd run sunscreen all over your butt.

Other places, too.

Well, I do love to know its landlines.

Great day. Next batch of rent.

Well, you know, going out is fun and all, and I'm known to be pretty

adventurous, but I would just order whatever you want to eat at home and

please you in any way I can while maybe we watch a football game or something.

Yeah, sometimes I like to have a lazy day, too, at home.

Wow. Yeah.

Lazy day. Wowza.

All right, ladies, last question.

If you could have any three wishes granted, what would they be?

Go.

I think I'd do a pool day all the time. Perfect pool weather.

Maybe some sushi, get naked.

And, of course, have a great bachelor like you with me all the time.

Well, that sounds like fun.

Nice lady.

I guess if I could grant or have three wishes granted.

My first wish would be to have a very nice beach day, a relaxing day with my

man. And then we would listen to some good music and, you know, just have a

time. And then we would bring it back home and get really naughty.

I love music, and I do like getting frisky.

Well, my first wish would be for an intimately web hoodie so that you could

me all day, every day.

My second wish would be that I never got sore so we could keep going with the

first wish. And my third wish would be that I could fit your cock all the way

down my throat, balls and everything.

Yeah.

That also sounds really nice. Wow. Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, wow.

That is.

That is something. That is a thing. That is something.

So on that note, I think it might be time you have to choose which one of

lovely ladies you want to go on a date with.

So, bachelor number one.

I love the idea of being by the pool with you.

And you like books and reading. You want a library. I think that sounds amazing.

But I'm just not sure if we'd connect that way.

Now, bachelor number two.

You like music. You play guitar.

You want to get freaky at a concert? That is blowing my mind.

But I'm not sure if we would mesh as well as Bachelorette number three, who

just blowing my mind with every answer she gives.

So, Bachelorette number three.

Well, all right. Bachelorette number three, come meet your lucky date.

Hi, Stepbro. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You chose your stepsister.

I wish I kept her with you.

Can we even do that?

I really wasn't expecting this. Oh, come on. Don't worry. It'll be fun.

It's just a little date.

Yeah, yeah.

This chick got everything.

Should we have food or something?

I mean, I've got dinner between my legs. And dessert, too.

Oh.

It's crazy. I want to date my step -sister.

I mean, it's not really that crazy.

I've seen the way you look at me, and I'm surprised you didn't notice, you

hearing my voice and all.

No, I had no idea. I just, um... I don't know if I didn't know you were such a

freak.

There's a lot that you don't know about me.

Like what?

You want to find out?

I don't.

Yeah.

Yes. No. Yeah.

Wow. They have great chemistry.

Yeah. You guys should definitely kiss.

Come on. Just a little kiss.

Don't tell me you're scared.

Here.

I'll do you one better.

Wow.

I wish I could get a month of that action.

That's so hot.

You can do whatever you want.

Really?

Yeah, maybe I'll watch it anyway.

Oh my

God.

oh my god it's so perfect

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I want to feel you inside of me.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my

God.

I think it's your turn to get the cock.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

Bye.

Bye.

I don't want to do that.

Thank you.

oh my god oh my god

Shit!

I love

you. I

love you.

oh my

god

I love you.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

He has gifts for me. He has gifts for me. He's going to make me look good.

Oh, my God.

Where was the high five? Where's the spirit?

Sometimes a girl games you.

I'm a greedy little fucking girl.

Oh my god.

Oh,

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Alright guys, I think it's time for our reward.

I think you all know what I want.

Oh, look at this little cell.

One, two, three.

I want it all over me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

All over my fucking tits.

Oh, my God.

I call that a successful game show.

Wow. Well, this has definitely been the hottest episode of a family dating show

I think we've ever had.

I'm Ryan Driller. Thanks for tuning in. Congrats to all four of you.

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