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I'm sorry, we can't ignore this anymore. She is the worst babysitter in the

world.

She steals my Tupperware.

She burns toast.

How do you ruin toast?

Seriously, there's even a timer with a dial. Like, you just have to put it

and push down. It comes up on its own.

I don't think for one second that I haven't noticed that she flirts with

Oh, I gotta defend that one. I don't think she's flirting. It's just her way.

of being grateful for work.

Anybody, when you, you do a good job, you rub someone's back.

Grateful for work, the word in there is work, okay? She does not work. She can't

be grateful for work. She's grateful for what she can just, you know, wield out

of you. You need to go outside, go back upstairs. You need to be a man and you

need to fire her.

I hate confrontation. You know that. Come on.

You don't even know what confrontation is. If you don't get in there and fire

her right now, you're going to have a confrontation that you never even saw

coming. Go. All right. All right.

Go. I could buy you new Tupperware. Go. Okay.

I love you.

All right.

Go.

Upstairs. All right.

Upstairs. I'm going.

All right.

It would be done. Up there. All right.

I love you. I still see you.

I love you. I still see you.

Knock,

knock. Hola, Mr. Tommy.

Oh, hi, Melissa.

How are you? I'm again.

Oh, that's great.

You look great. You're glowing.

Anytime.

Okay, I don't have good, good news, good

news.

No bueno? No bueno news.

Okay, so it's not me. I just want you to know, believe me, I

would let you move in any time.

Gracias. But my, um, Julie, my wife.

She says we have to let you go.

No,

por favor.

I swear. Oh, my gosh. My hands are tied. It's just... She says you're not doing

great. I love the way you cook toast. I swear. I've grown to like it. And

Tupperware is so cheap. I don't mind.

And, you know, as long as the kids are alive at the end of the day, I think you

did a great job.

But it's not my decision. It's really...

Julie's decision, which I argued against so much. I just want you to know.

And she also pointed out, which I never noticed, she said that you flirt with me

a lot. And I was like, flirting?

No,

I don't flirt.

No. I only show you how much I appreciate you.

Exactly.

Exactly. I don't see that as flirting. I mean, like, in a corporate office,

people like...

tap bats and shake and hug and right? I'm just so appreciative. I know.

I love my work and I love coming here every day.

And I love being touched by you and paying you.

Oh, Mr. Tom.

I just so appreciate you. You're so good to me. I want to be better.

I love my trabajo.

I need this trabajo.

Is that money or is that man?

I want to show you how much I appreciate you. Oh, you're touching.

Oh, you're warm like yellow rice on a hot plate with sauce.

Is that me?

This is such a bad idea.

How

long does it

take to fire a babysitter?

Oh, Mr.

Tommy, let me kiss you. Oh, my God. You taste so sweet.

Oh, this is so bad. Mr.

Bob.

I can't.

I've been wanting to show you something for so long. Oh, my God. I've been

dreaming about those.

Enjoy.

Feast upon my tetas.

God. Yes, Mr. Bob. Oh, they're amazing. Oh, my God. I was right.

You're so warm on me.

You're so perfect.

Oh, Mrs. Emerald. Please.

Oh, my Tuvokka. Oh, it's so nice and warm. My nectar.

Fruit of life.

Oh, Mr. Tony, your tongue is so warm.

My insides, they are warm.

Oh, I want to feel all of your insides. Oh, my God.

You're grinding on me.

Tell me I'll help you enjoy.

Maybe. For you.

It's for me.

I deserve it.

Oh, my God, you're going further.

I want to show you everything. Show me everything.

Show me.

Yes. Just like in church.

Do whatever you want. What are you doing?

Oh, my God, you're moving.

Don't go. No, I don't want to go. Oh, my God.

I feel so good for you. I never

want to go.

I don't want you to go either.

I'm so happy to hear that. Oh, my God.

Where do you live? Maybe I can just send you money. I live here now. Oh, my God.

Psychologically, it's very hard.

Oh my God. Don't you stop me, Mr. Sonny. It's so good.

Oh my God. Oh my God, you know what to do.

I do.

Oh, you're so good.

Are you serious?

I don't think she was flirting.

Okay, no.

Oh, Mr. Tommy.

Yeah.

Mr.

It's so nice.

I knew this was taking time.

Yeah.

That's right.

She... No, I told you to fire her, not fuck her. What the fuck is wrong with

you? Oh, the fucking Fs. I heard the wrong. I'm so sorry.

As I was saying, you have... We have to let you go. I didn't want to... Don't

even try to get yourself out of this. Look at you. Look at you, just shaking

like a rat. All right, shit.

Mm -hmm. Come on. Come on. Look at her breath.

She's actually... Come on.

Just from my point of view.

Like, look.

Like, just look at those. Come on.

Look at them. They're nice.

Huh? They're nice. Say something to her.

Julia. Say something like you say to me.

I want to see your tits.

My heart. Okay, listen. I'm going to give her one choice.

Okay. One choice. Got it. We have sex.

And if it's really, really good.

than her making toast, she can stay. Otherwise, she is toast.

I give an idea.

Am I included in the agreement?

Yes.

This is good news.

This is good news.

Okay,

all right. Stop it before I change my mind. Okay.

All right. Well, this is new.

It is new.

Okay.

They are very nice.

You should taste them. Her skin is like butter.

Let's not get too crazy.

Okay.

Oh, you're just doing it.

She speaks English?

Where did that just come from?

Stop trying to talk me into it. I'm already here. You're going to talk me

it. I'm not. Okay, thank you.

Oh, my God.

I want to put those fingers.

I don't know why I thought you'd be less awkward in this particular moment.

Chewbacca penis.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's so much better at this than toast.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh yes.

I'm like sucking on my husband's cock.

Yeah, I see you looking now.

Yes.

Oh, that's so cool.

Hi, baby.

I'm coming.

Yes, I have for you.

I know.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

We'll keep that.

Yes, yes.

You, you, you.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh, look at that face. Excuse me.

yes yes yes

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

This is so good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you. Oh, look at that fucking pussy.

Oh,

yes.

That's right.

That's right. Oh, my fucking titties.

Oh, my God.

Now what do you want? Sit on my... Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, beautiful.

Should I come?

Yeah. I want you to come. I want you to come.

I want you to come.

Oh my God, yeah.

You want that come?

I love that.

Can't she stay?

She can stay.