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Hello?
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Fucking useless piece of shit.
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Welcome to the fucking nightmare.
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-Go on. Go on, Jimmy.
-Don't let it be you, Shite.
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Where you going? Fuck you, boy!
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You got this, Jimmy. You got this!
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Old Nick's gonna have his way with you.
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I think he's never seen a knife
in his life, has he?
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Fucking quivering piece of shit.
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Aw! Look at the little baby.
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It's all for Old Nick.
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-Come on, Shite, I'm fucking bored, man.
-Aye.
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-Get him, Shite. This is your chance.
-Fuckin' hell.
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-Fucking move it.
-You little shit.
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Fingers.
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You understand,
this is a fight to the death.
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No quarter.
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Yes, Sir Jimmy.
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Are you watching, Father?
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Master.
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Dark Lord.
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Are you ready
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to see if the boy has what it takes
to be a finger?
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Good.
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Okay.
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Fight.
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Fucking come on, then.
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Fucking get him, boy.
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Go on.
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Fucking have him.
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See this? See that?
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I'll make it easier for you.
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-Watch it, Shite.
-Come on!
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-Come on, kid.
-Fucking do it!
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Unlucky, pal.
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I bet that hurts.
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You dropped your knife.
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Just... please.
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Do you wanna pick that blade up?
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-Go on.
-Go on.
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Yes, Shite!
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Yes, son.
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Fucking prick.
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You're taking the piss.
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Don't fucking you worry about that, Jimmy.
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I plan to.
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I'm just messing wi' you, kid.
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Go on, kid. Go on. Take it.
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Pick it up!
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Too slow, pal.
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I could do this for fucking hours.
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Fuck's sake, just finish it.
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-He's half your fucking size.
-I'll tell you what.
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After I'm done with this little prick,
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how about me and you, fancy that?
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Shit!
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Fuck!
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You little fucking cunt.
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I'm gonna skin you
wi' your own fucking blade.
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-What...
-What the fuck? What the fuck?
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Fucking hell.
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-Fuck me.
-Oh, no.
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That's you fucked, Jimmy.
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-What d'you... What d'you mean?
-That's an artery he's hit there.
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Aye, it is.
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-Oh, no.
-That's a lot of blood.
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Fuck. Please. No, no, no!
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No!
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Fuck! Fuck.
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Somebody, please help me!
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-Stop laughing. Help me!
-Hey, that's not how it fucking works.
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But...
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Sir.
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No, Jimmy's right.
That's not how it works at all.
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Shit!
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Jesus Christ.
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Jesus! Oh, God.
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Christ, God!
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What are you calling on
those shite cunts for, Jimmy?
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Sir, please help me.
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-Help, please, I'm scared.
-What, you wee crybag?
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Sir, I'm getting...
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What are you getting, Jimmy?
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Getting hungry?
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Getting horny?
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Getting sleepy?
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Aw, sleepy.
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Bless.
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What's your name, son?
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Spike.
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Spike? No, no.
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No, that doesnae sound right.
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I think your name is...
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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy
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It's Jimmy.
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Jimmy.
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-Howzat?
-Howzat.
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-Mine.
-Give us a kiss.
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No! No! No!
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See them walking hand in hand...
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Across the bridge at midnight
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Heads turning as the lights...
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Flashing out are so bright
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Lipstick cherry all over the lens...
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As she's falling
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In miles of sharp blue water...
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Coming in where she lies
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The diving man's coming up for air
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'Cause the crowd all love
Pulling Dolly by the hair
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By the hair
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She wonders how she ever got here...
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As she goes under again
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Girls on film
Girls...
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Well, an infected patient.
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This is strange.
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Possibly a world's first, Samson.
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Yeah, you have a name.
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I chose it when I first saw
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the new Alpha that had taken the woods
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as his hunting ground.
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I named you for your size and strength...
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and hair.
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I'm Doctor Kelson.
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Although right now,
I feel more like Androcles...
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removing thorns from the lion's paw.
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Which means...
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you owe me, by the way.
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Just kidding.
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I'm NHS.
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No charge.
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This is interesting.
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I'm going to trust you, Samson.
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That's the decision I've made.
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I have what you want right here.
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If you kill me,
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if my head is pulled from my shoulders,
you won't get to have it.
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It's a transaction, Samson.
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It's a quid pro quo.
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Suddenly, I'm not entirely sure
you understand Latin.
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Oh, thank God. You do.
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Yeah.
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I wonder if you understand anything I say.
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If not the meaning of my words,
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the meaning in the tone of my voice.
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That I am no threat to you.
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I mean you no harm.
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Do you know the sound of your name?
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Samson...
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Most wondrous would be
to hear you speak a single word.
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It would be miraculous...
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to discover that the infection
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lies over your mind,
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clouding it,
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not replacing it.
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In this tranquil state,
do you have memories?
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A trace of what you once were.
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Or do I just give you peace and respite?
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Nothing wrong with that, Samson.
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Nothing wrong with peace and respite.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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Nothing wrong with peace, respite.
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All still attached...
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Samson.
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You beauty.
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I'm going to go have a look over there,
and you go...
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Jonno.
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If he sees us...
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he's gonna scream.
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Jonno. Jonno, don't...
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-Help!
-Go. Run.
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What about Jonno?
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Help!
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-What about me?
-Run!
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Wait!
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Don't leave me!
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Don't leave!
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Come on, Tom.
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Let's fucking go!
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Okay.
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-What are we gonna tell 'em?
-What happened.
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But we lost Jonno.
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Jonno lost himself. Come here.
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Come on. Right. Okay.
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George.
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I'm sorry, I've got bad news.
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-George, I said that...
-We have guests.
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What?
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We have guests.
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Hello.
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There's someone I want you to meet.
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Tinky-Winky would go nowhere
without his bag. Nowhere.
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But for this one occasion.
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And, of course, you saw it coming.
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Tinky-Winky.
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-Tinky-Winky decided to come back.
-Classic.
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And found that Laa-Laa and Po
had not only lost
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-one of the apples...
-Sit down.
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...but they'd lost the entire fucking bag.
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Do you not know the Teletummies?
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They're glorious.
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They had televisions on their tums.
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And on television,
they viewed themselves,
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but with another television on their tums.
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-Which they also viewed themselves on.
-Thank you.
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And so on and so on, ad infinitum.
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Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance.
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Yes.
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That's perfect.
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-Howzat?
-Howzat! Howzat!
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Hello.
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What are you doing here?
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Enjoying the hospitality of good folk.
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We, a group of wanderers,
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hungry and tired,
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brought in with open arms
and broad smiles,
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-and nourished, and...
-Brought in?
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You broke my flow.
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-They just appeared.
-The gate was open.
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-It was not.
-Brought in and nourished...
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in both stomach and heart.
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Are we not welcome?
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You know you're not.
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Well, I do now.
No, Dipsy dance.
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Oh, no.
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We've got off on the...
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the wrong foot.
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It's because we haven't been
properly introduced.
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-Fingers...
-Jimmy.
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Jimmy.
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-Jimmy.
-Jimmy.
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-Jimmima.
-Jimmy.
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Jimmy.
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Roberto Calamari.
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Fucking tough crowd.
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It's a joke.
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I'm Jimmy, too. We're all Jimmy.
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Are you going to leave?
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Yes.
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But obviously,
we're going to kill you first.
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Go!
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-God damn it!
-Hold on.
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-You get your...
-Fucking hell!
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Yeah.
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-You're all stupid.
-Fucking cunt!
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Get up!
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It would frustrate Old Nick
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to lose both her and the baby.
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Yes, Sir Jimmy.
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We'll stay here tonight.
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Offer charity.
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Tomorrow, pastures new.
Go find pastures new.
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I'm missing charity?
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-Fuck off! Now get in the fucking barn.
-Fuck off.
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Look at your fucking...
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Come on.
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Tinky-Winky and the fucking apples.
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"You saw it coming?"
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'Course I fucking saw it coming.
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I've heard the story
a million fucking times.
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Moving on the floor now, babe
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You're a bird of paradise
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Cherry ice cream smile
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I suppose it's very nice
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With a step to the left
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And a flick to the right
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You catch that mirror way out west
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Her name is Rio
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And she dances on the sand
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Just like that river
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Twisting through a dusty land
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And when she shines
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She really shows you all she can
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Oh, Rio, Rio...
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Dance across the Rio Grande
275
00:32:34,246 --> 00:32:36,206
You mean so much to me
276
00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:38,458
Like a birthday
277
00:32:39,168 --> 00:32:40,919
Or a pretty view
278
00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:43,088
And I've seen you on TV
279
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,884
Two of a billion stars
280
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:49,553
But then I'm sure that you know
281
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:51,263
It's just for you
282
00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:53,098
You are fuckin' shittin' me.
283
00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:55,058
Her name is Rio...
284
00:32:55,142 --> 00:32:58,061
And she dances on the sand
285
00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:02,107
Just like that river
Twisting through a dusty land
286
00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:05,235
And Old Nick saw
that the world of man had failed,
287
00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,487
and knew only disharmony.
288
00:33:09,031 --> 00:33:12,618
And so Old Nick released his demons
289
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,703
unto the world of man.
290
00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:18,248
And the world of man fell
before the demons,
291
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,626
and his world became
like the guttering candle flame.
292
00:33:22,127 --> 00:33:23,795
And God did nothing...
293
00:33:25,214 --> 00:33:26,507
for he was invisible.
294
00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:30,719
And couldnae punch his way
out of a paper fucking bag anyway.
295
00:33:32,763 --> 00:33:33,972
And so...
296
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,643
the world of man
became Old Nick's dominion...
297
00:33:39,102 --> 00:33:40,646
and his dominion was Hell.
298
00:33:42,648 --> 00:33:43,649
Howzat.
299
00:33:44,233 --> 00:33:45,484
Howzat.
300
00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:50,781
Then Old Nick did speak
to his favoured son,
301
00:33:50,864 --> 00:33:52,824
whose name was Jimmy Crystal.
302
00:33:53,367 --> 00:33:54,785
And he said unto Jimmy,
303
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:59,498
"You are now Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal.
304
00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:01,667
"And you shall be my right hand,
305
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,085
"which shall be strong,
306
00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:05,295
"and you shall have seven fingers.
307
00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,840
"And each finger shall be a claw,
308
00:34:07,923 --> 00:34:10,842
"and you shall offer charity
to the world of man.
309
00:34:10,926 --> 00:34:12,094
"And for this,
310
00:34:12,177 --> 00:34:15,304
"you alone shall be my heir!
311
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,766
"And your seven fingers shall hold
312
00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:19,476
"your crown."
313
00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:22,478
Howzat?
314
00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:24,438
Howzat.
315
00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:29,820
I am
316
00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:32,447
Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal...
317
00:34:33,614 --> 00:34:35,659
favoured son of Old Nick.
318
00:34:36,451 --> 00:34:38,120
These are my fingers.
319
00:34:38,203 --> 00:34:39,454
We travel the land,
320
00:34:40,038 --> 00:34:43,375
we search for souls
to deliver to my father.
321
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,960
And we offer you...
322
00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:47,504
charity.
323
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:52,467
Jimmies.
324
00:34:52,551 --> 00:34:54,136
-Yes, sir.
-Yes, Sir Jimmy.
325
00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:57,472
Today's charitable act shall be...
326
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:04,479
The removal of the shirt.
327
00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,693
Please, no. Please.
328
00:35:40,182 --> 00:35:41,433
-Hello, Grandpappy.
-I choose you...
329
00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,936
I wanna make you fucking cry
330
00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:45,229
and scream.
331
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:55,489
That fucking hurts?
332
00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:21,473
Jimmy?
333
00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:23,767
Please, I can't...
334
00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:27,479
Sort it out, Jimmy Ink.
335
00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:32,776
You can't avoid this, kid.
This is what we do.
336
00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:36,238
I can't...
337
00:36:38,949 --> 00:36:39,950
Please.
338
00:36:43,537 --> 00:36:44,872
I can't. Please.
339
00:36:46,248 --> 00:36:47,249
Please.
340
00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,044
Okay, okay.
341
00:36:51,128 --> 00:36:52,462
All right. Just stay out here.
342
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,244
Samson...
343
00:37:26,121 --> 00:37:27,247
my friend.
344
00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:32,127
There's something we need to talk about.
345
00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:36,507
The medicine I've been giving you.
346
00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:39,843
It's a cocktail of various things.
347
00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:44,431
But the main
and most powerful component
348
00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:45,933
is morphine.
349
00:37:47,017 --> 00:37:48,644
At your rate of consumption,
350
00:37:48,727 --> 00:37:51,563
I only have enough for two more weeks.
351
00:37:52,064 --> 00:37:53,774
Over the last 28 years,
352
00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:57,903
I've searched every medicine cabinet
in a 70-mile radius.
353
00:37:59,821 --> 00:38:01,907
We won't find any more.
354
00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:06,203
Inevitably, one way or another,
355
00:38:06,286 --> 00:38:10,249
the opiate peace you have found with me...
356
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:12,709
will end.
357
00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,340
But there is something I can offer you.
358
00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:28,016
A different kind of peace.
359
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:30,894
A place in the ossuary.
360
00:38:31,895 --> 00:38:33,605
In a way,
361
00:38:33,689 --> 00:38:35,023
a home.
362
00:38:36,149 --> 00:38:37,234
With me.
363
00:38:46,118 --> 00:38:48,662
I want you to have lasting peace, Samson.
364
00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:52,833
And I think you want to have peace, too.
365
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:54,960
And that's why we've become friends.
366
00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,212
Good friends.
367
00:39:00,549 --> 00:39:03,218
If there was just some way
368
00:39:03,302 --> 00:39:05,512
you could give consent.
369
00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:11,685
Just the barest assent.
370
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,302
Sleep well, Samson.
371
00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:50,516
Moon.
372
00:39:54,853 --> 00:39:56,855
What? Did you...
373
00:39:58,941 --> 00:40:00,192
Samson...
374
00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:03,403
you spoke.
375
00:40:04,571 --> 00:40:05,572
M...
376
00:40:06,156 --> 00:40:07,699
Say it again.
377
00:40:07,783 --> 00:40:08,951
Say...
378
00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:11,245
Moon.
379
00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:17,751
Moon.
380
00:41:15,642 --> 00:41:18,187
I need strong fingers.
381
00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:20,564
Strong fingers make a strong fist.
382
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:23,025
Listen!
383
00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:24,651
Focus.
384
00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:26,486
Hey.
385
00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,747
Choose a finger to fight.
386
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:40,209
If you win...
387
00:41:41,543 --> 00:41:44,213
you take their place,
and I call you Jimmy.
388
00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:48,383
If you lose, you get charity.
389
00:41:49,092 --> 00:41:51,637
If you refuse, you get charity.
390
00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:58,393
Nod or shake your head.
391
00:42:08,278 --> 00:42:09,780
Good.
392
00:42:13,325 --> 00:42:17,496
Which finger do you choose to fight?
393
00:42:45,983 --> 00:42:47,067
Her.
394
00:42:50,571 --> 00:42:52,072
I choose her.
395
00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:15,637
Father...
396
00:43:16,805 --> 00:43:20,058
master, daddy,
397
00:43:20,142 --> 00:43:22,644
king, king of kings...
398
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,855
Join us.
399
00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:26,732
Fuck.
400
00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:33,113
Yes. We thank you.
401
00:43:33,197 --> 00:43:34,823
We are grateful.
402
00:43:36,116 --> 00:43:38,619
Old Nick is here, Jimmies.
403
00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:41,955
He watches through my eyes.
404
00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:45,209
He smells the blood and fear.
405
00:43:45,292 --> 00:43:46,668
He's whispering now.
406
00:43:46,752 --> 00:43:49,379
I can feel his lips on my ear, whispering.
407
00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:50,464
He's saying...
408
00:43:53,050 --> 00:43:54,426
fight.
409
00:43:58,722 --> 00:44:00,682
So fucking fight.
410
00:44:17,991 --> 00:44:19,117
Come on.
411
00:44:33,423 --> 00:44:34,550
Too fucking easy.
412
00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:36,718
I make it look easy, you cunt.
413
00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:44,059
Finish it.
414
00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:08,166
Time for tubby night nights.
415
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:09,626
A Dipsy Laa-Laa!
416
00:45:09,710 --> 00:45:10,836
Useless bellend.
417
00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:14,047
Look at him trying to get up,
the stupid fucking...
418
00:45:21,597 --> 00:45:22,973
Again! Again!
419
00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:30,355
Beautifully done, Jimmima.
420
00:45:31,064 --> 00:45:34,359
The boy's pain is Old Nick's delight.
421
00:45:36,528 --> 00:45:38,363
Old Nick says...
422
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,449
"Charity."
423
00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:42,492
Choose your act.
424
00:45:50,584 --> 00:45:52,628
I want to take his trousers off.
425
00:45:54,463 --> 00:45:55,589
Old Nick says, "Perfect."
426
00:45:59,801 --> 00:46:01,220
He's shitting himself.
427
00:46:17,653 --> 00:46:19,530
D'you see these other cunts?
428
00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:21,532
Listen to me!
429
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:24,576
They would have just
stabbed you in the neck.
430
00:46:26,787 --> 00:46:27,788
Not me.
431
00:46:32,751 --> 00:46:35,754
You chose me
'cause you thought I was weaker.
432
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:42,010
What you gonna be thinking...
433
00:46:42,594 --> 00:46:45,722
as I rip the skin off of your...
434
00:46:58,527 --> 00:47:01,363
My cat has lost.
435
00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:02,656
My cat...
436
00:47:07,244 --> 00:47:08,954
Kitten fresh.
437
00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:14,251
Cloud space!
438
00:47:16,879 --> 00:47:18,005
Cloud...
439
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:20,340
Cloud...
440
00:47:25,721 --> 00:47:26,972
The fuck?
441
00:47:27,723 --> 00:47:29,725
There! Up there!
442
00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:33,687
Fucking bitch! Fucking shite!
443
00:47:33,770 --> 00:47:35,189
-Get her!
-Poxy bitch.
444
00:47:35,272 --> 00:47:36,857
You stupid little cunt!
445
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:38,275
-How d'you get up?
-Get her!
446
00:47:38,358 --> 00:47:39,735
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you stupid cunt!
447
00:47:39,818 --> 00:47:42,696
-Get her! Go! Go! Go!
-This fucking little bitch!
448
00:47:42,779 --> 00:47:44,573
-She's there. She's there!
-Where is she?
449
00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:46,491
Point her out to me.
450
00:47:46,575 --> 00:47:48,827
There, you can fucking
see her there, you twat.
451
00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:52,080
I want her alive!
452
00:47:52,164 --> 00:47:53,957
Alive!
453
00:47:54,041 --> 00:47:56,043
Come out wherever you are!
454
00:47:58,253 --> 00:48:00,088
-Fucking coming for ya.
-Fucking show yourself!
455
00:48:00,172 --> 00:48:01,798
Go on! Get up there!
456
00:48:02,299 --> 00:48:04,968
-Go on! Take that, you little bitch!
-Where is she?
457
00:48:09,181 --> 00:48:10,182
Jimmy!
458
00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:13,060
Put it out!
459
00:48:14,436 --> 00:48:15,562
Sir?
460
00:48:18,565 --> 00:48:20,984
Don't! Here, go on! Get out! Go!
461
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:29,701
It's a lot of fucking screaming.
462
00:48:33,455 --> 00:48:35,290
I suppose
there's always screaming with charity.
463
00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:42,339
That just doesn't sound
like normal screaming.
464
00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,925
That sound like normal screaming
to you, Jimmy?
465
00:48:50,264 --> 00:48:52,140
I mean, what's screaming
supposed to sound like?
466
00:48:53,016 --> 00:48:54,601
It's people shittin' themselves, innit?
467
00:48:57,145 --> 00:48:58,897
Hey, don't mind me. I'm overthinking it.
468
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,526
Oh, fuck.
469
00:49:04,528 --> 00:49:05,571
Fuck.
470
00:49:07,823 --> 00:49:08,824
Put him out!
471
00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:11,451
Put him out!
472
00:49:12,035 --> 00:49:15,914
Fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fucking fire!
473
00:49:20,085 --> 00:49:21,086
Please...
474
00:49:43,025 --> 00:49:44,026
Kid!
475
00:49:44,109 --> 00:49:45,235
Catch her!
476
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:47,154
Bring her to me!
477
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,081
Come on.
478
00:50:28,612 --> 00:50:29,780
Take me with you.
479
00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:34,868
Please.
480
00:50:34,952 --> 00:50:36,620
Please take me with you.
481
00:50:50,717 --> 00:50:51,718
Thank you.
482
00:51:27,129 --> 00:51:28,130
He's dead.
483
00:51:36,263 --> 00:51:37,264
Fuck.
484
00:51:43,020 --> 00:51:44,021
Sir.
485
00:51:49,318 --> 00:51:50,485
You're alone.
486
00:51:55,240 --> 00:51:56,617
-Yes, Sir Jimmy.
-I'm confused.
487
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,994
I thought I told you
to bring the woman to me.
488
00:51:59,828 --> 00:52:02,414
-You did...
-The woman who crushed Jimmima's skull
489
00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:04,124
with a big fuck-off hook.
490
00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:08,253
Why would you let somebody like that go?
491
00:52:09,254 --> 00:52:10,380
I didn't let her go.
492
00:52:10,464 --> 00:52:11,757
Then where is she?
493
00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:16,220
She tried to escape.
494
00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:20,641
She fought back, and I had to kill her.
495
00:52:20,724 --> 00:52:22,684
She fought back, Jimmies.
496
00:52:22,768 --> 00:52:23,769
She fought back.
497
00:52:25,562 --> 00:52:27,856
Jimmy here had no choice.
498
00:52:28,982 --> 00:52:31,985
He was in danger
of being overpowered by a...
499
00:52:32,819 --> 00:52:34,238
by a pregnant woman.
500
00:52:38,867 --> 00:52:39,868
How did you kill her?
501
00:52:41,787 --> 00:52:42,788
With an arrow.
502
00:52:42,871 --> 00:52:44,414
Where's her body?
503
00:52:48,085 --> 00:52:49,086
It was dark.
504
00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:53,757
Somewhere in the woods.
505
00:52:53,841 --> 00:52:56,260
Somewhere hard to find, I expect.
506
00:52:57,511 --> 00:53:00,138
-Yeah.
-Did you not think to cut off her face...
507
00:53:01,014 --> 00:53:02,432
bring that to me?
508
00:53:03,642 --> 00:53:05,394
Or her unborn child?
509
00:53:05,894 --> 00:53:08,522
Anything, really,
that showed a bit of fucking initiative.
510
00:53:11,900 --> 00:53:13,068
What are you crying about?
511
00:53:13,151 --> 00:53:14,695
I'm not.
512
00:53:15,904 --> 00:53:18,907
-I'm sorry.
-Not me you should be apologising to.
513
00:53:20,325 --> 00:53:22,619
It's Old Nick you've let down.
514
00:53:23,662 --> 00:53:25,080
I wonder, should I call on him?
515
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,209
Ask whether he accepts your apology.
516
00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:32,212
Or requires something more.
517
00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:35,340
Like your gammy fucking face cut off,
for example.
518
00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,176
No, please.
519
00:53:37,259 --> 00:53:38,677
You should call on him, sir.
520
00:53:40,554 --> 00:53:42,389
And ask if I can be the one
to offer charity.
521
00:53:42,472 --> 00:53:44,349
You wish to offer charity, Jimmy?
522
00:53:44,433 --> 00:53:46,685
He as good as killed Jimmima himself.
523
00:53:46,768 --> 00:53:49,438
If he hadn't run away, we all know
he would've been chosen to fight.
524
00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:52,357
He doesn't deserve to be a finger, sir.
525
00:53:53,358 --> 00:53:55,569
Look at him now.
The bastard's fucking quivering!
526
00:53:57,487 --> 00:53:58,655
Yeah, I agree.
527
00:54:00,699 --> 00:54:02,201
We should ask Old Nick about young Jimmy.
528
00:54:03,911 --> 00:54:05,913
Yes. We should.
529
00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:08,165
-I'll call on him right now.
-No.
530
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:11,710
No, we should ask him in person.
531
00:54:11,793 --> 00:54:13,253
What do you mean?
532
00:54:14,796 --> 00:54:17,174
We should ask Old Nick
about young Jimmy in person.
533
00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:20,344
Jimmy, Old Nick does not just appear
in person when requested.
534
00:54:20,427 --> 00:54:22,054
No, of course not. But I...
535
00:54:27,935 --> 00:54:29,019
What?
536
00:54:29,978 --> 00:54:30,979
I saw him.
537
00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:34,816
You saw him?
538
00:54:36,109 --> 00:54:37,110
Earlier today.
539
00:54:38,862 --> 00:54:40,489
You saw Old Nick.
540
00:54:40,572 --> 00:54:42,157
With me own eyes.
541
00:54:44,618 --> 00:54:45,619
He had red skin...
542
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,330
and he was aged.
543
00:54:48,413 --> 00:54:51,917
And he had this great building
of human bones behind him.
544
00:54:52,918 --> 00:54:54,545
His palace, I dare say.
545
00:54:56,129 --> 00:54:58,340
And he was cavorting
with one of his very own demons.
546
00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:01,093
An Alpha, no less.
547
00:55:01,176 --> 00:55:05,180
An Alpha sat at his master's feet
like a fucking lamb.
548
00:55:12,271 --> 00:55:14,273
So should we let Old Nick himself decide?
549
00:56:34,770 --> 00:56:35,938
Emoxin.
550
00:56:36,021 --> 00:56:38,232
Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay.
551
00:56:39,107 --> 00:56:40,317
Naloxone.
552
00:56:59,878 --> 00:57:01,421
Shit.
553
00:57:01,505 --> 00:57:03,924
Day, day, day, daytime.
554
00:57:04,842 --> 00:57:05,843
Samson!
555
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:10,806
Samson.
556
00:57:18,814 --> 00:57:19,815
Shit.
557
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,245
So is it him?
558
00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:37,374
Is that actually Old Nick?
559
00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:42,379
Is that actually Old Nick?
560
00:57:44,506 --> 00:57:47,176
Is that actually Old Nick?
561
00:57:57,519 --> 00:57:58,520
Is it?
562
00:58:07,446 --> 00:58:08,906
Aye, it is.
563
00:58:08,989 --> 00:58:10,240
-It is?
-Yep.
564
00:58:12,534 --> 00:58:14,870
-That is Old Nick.
-Holy fucking shit.
565
00:58:15,454 --> 00:58:17,164
Unholy fucking shit.
566
00:58:17,831 --> 00:58:19,082
Nice one, Jimmy.
567
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,710
But did you know
your dad was going to be here, sir?
568
00:58:21,793 --> 00:58:24,379
-You were leading us here all along?
-Yes, Jimmy, I was.
569
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:29,009
I mean, I didn't know he was here,
in this castle.
570
00:58:29,092 --> 00:58:31,011
It's a surprise.
571
00:58:31,094 --> 00:58:32,095
But...
572
00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:34,973
he's got a few...
573
00:58:35,057 --> 00:58:36,683
dotted around his kingdom.
574
00:58:36,767 --> 00:58:38,727
A couple in the Highlands. Very nice.
575
00:58:38,810 --> 00:58:40,187
This one must be new.
576
00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:42,272
Which is why
I didn't know about it already.
577
00:58:42,356 --> 00:58:43,815
That looks like it's been here a while.
578
00:58:43,899 --> 00:58:46,610
Aye. It does look pretty old.
579
00:58:46,693 --> 00:58:48,654
New, as in, the last five or ten years,
580
00:58:48,737 --> 00:58:50,948
which is not long in architectural terms.
581
00:58:51,823 --> 00:58:52,824
So we gonna go down there?
582
00:58:54,076 --> 00:58:55,160
Go and meet him?
583
00:58:55,244 --> 00:58:56,245
No!
584
00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:01,041
Not until I've spoken to him first.
585
00:59:02,835 --> 00:59:04,461
He may not want visitors.
586
00:59:05,671 --> 00:59:07,464
One thing I can tell you
about Old Nick is
587
00:59:07,548 --> 00:59:09,842
you do not want to catch him on a bad day.
588
00:59:12,052 --> 00:59:13,637
You guys stay put.
589
00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:16,640
I'll square it with him.
590
00:59:17,683 --> 00:59:18,767
Be back soon.
591
01:01:37,948 --> 01:01:38,949
Hello.
592
01:01:49,168 --> 01:01:50,169
Hello.
593
01:02:05,350 --> 01:02:06,351
So...
594
01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:09,271
Are you Old Nick?
595
01:02:10,189 --> 01:02:11,190
Old Nick?
596
01:02:12,149 --> 01:02:13,150
Yes.
597
01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:16,904
No.
598
01:02:17,487 --> 01:02:18,488
You're not Old Nick.
599
01:02:18,572 --> 01:02:20,282
I'm not Old Nick.
600
01:02:20,365 --> 01:02:22,534
I don't know any Old Nick.
601
01:02:22,618 --> 01:02:24,036
Everybody knows Old Nick.
602
01:02:24,119 --> 01:02:26,330
Well, I honestly don't. I...
603
01:02:27,039 --> 01:02:28,165
I'm called Ian.
604
01:02:28,248 --> 01:02:29,249
Ian.
605
01:02:31,376 --> 01:02:32,377
You sure?
606
01:02:33,128 --> 01:02:34,755
Yeah, I'm totally sure.
607
01:02:34,838 --> 01:02:38,258
Because Old Nick is known
for being a little tricksy.
608
01:02:38,342 --> 01:02:40,802
-Playing games, so to speak.
-Wait.
609
01:02:40,886 --> 01:02:42,888
When you say Old Nick...
610
01:02:43,972 --> 01:02:44,973
you mean Satan?
611
01:02:45,057 --> 01:02:46,266
Of course I fucking do.
612
01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:48,143
So, why would you think that I was...
613
01:02:49,937 --> 01:02:51,939
You... My skin colour and...
614
01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:53,857
the bones.
615
01:02:54,858 --> 01:02:56,318
Well, you can relax.
616
01:02:56,401 --> 01:02:58,028
I'm not Satan.
617
01:02:59,071 --> 01:03:00,989
I am Dr Ian Kelson.
618
01:03:01,573 --> 01:03:02,574
Doctor?
619
01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:05,619
Who are all these poor fuckers then?
620
01:03:05,702 --> 01:03:06,703
Your patients?
621
01:03:07,412 --> 01:03:08,956
This is an ossuary.
622
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:10,832
It's a memorial to the dead.
623
01:03:10,916 --> 01:03:11,917
It's like a graveyard.
624
01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:17,589
And your skin is orange because...
625
01:03:17,673 --> 01:03:18,674
It's iodine.
626
01:03:19,716 --> 01:03:21,218
It kills the virus.
627
01:03:21,301 --> 01:03:23,887
-Virus?
-That causes infection.
628
01:03:26,807 --> 01:03:27,808
Doctor.
629
01:03:28,767 --> 01:03:30,269
Atheist doctor.
630
01:03:31,103 --> 01:03:32,104
Okay.
631
01:03:34,731 --> 01:03:37,401
So, you believe all this zombie shite
632
01:03:37,484 --> 01:03:40,487
was caused by science and bugs
and whatnot.
633
01:03:41,530 --> 01:03:42,531
Rather than?
634
01:03:42,614 --> 01:03:44,074
Old Nick...
635
01:03:44,157 --> 01:03:46,785
unleashing his wrath
upon the world of man.
636
01:03:46,869 --> 01:03:48,078
I see. So...
637
01:03:49,955 --> 01:03:52,958
I'm an atheist, and you're a Satanist.
638
01:03:55,586 --> 01:03:56,920
Well, there it is.
639
01:03:57,629 --> 01:03:58,755
Mystery solved.
640
01:04:02,259 --> 01:04:05,262
I'll be honest, I didn't know
what the fuck was going on just now.
641
01:04:05,345 --> 01:04:06,930
I'm sweating.
642
01:04:07,014 --> 01:04:08,682
I thought I was about to meet my father.
643
01:04:10,392 --> 01:04:13,187
So, is this all your doing, Ian?
644
01:04:13,270 --> 01:04:14,271
It is.
645
01:04:14,354 --> 01:04:16,481
Got to tell you, I'm a fan of your work.
646
01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:18,025
It's fuckin' knockout.
647
01:04:18,108 --> 01:04:19,985
Thank you.
But what was that you said just now?
648
01:04:20,068 --> 01:04:22,112
You believed
you were about to meet your father?
649
01:04:22,196 --> 01:04:24,281
Aye. Heart was pounding
out my fucking chest.
650
01:04:24,948 --> 01:04:27,159
Because your father is Satan.
651
01:04:27,242 --> 01:04:28,243
Yep.
652
01:04:29,369 --> 01:04:31,371
Old Nick's my old man.
653
01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:33,624
But...
654
01:04:35,459 --> 01:04:36,668
Nah, never mind.
655
01:04:37,586 --> 01:04:38,962
I don't mind talking.
656
01:04:42,883 --> 01:04:44,092
Fuck it.
657
01:04:49,223 --> 01:04:52,893
Just, I don't actually
know my father too well.
658
01:04:54,353 --> 01:04:56,104
I mean, he speaks to me often enough,
659
01:04:56,188 --> 01:04:59,566
but I never get
to sit with him or see him.
660
01:04:59,650 --> 01:05:01,902
You speak to him, but you don't see him.
661
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:04,279
You hear him in your head.
662
01:05:04,363 --> 01:05:06,365
Whole fucking time, Ian.
663
01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:13,997
I'm Jimmy.
664
01:05:14,665 --> 01:05:15,832
Jimmy.
665
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:18,460
Actually, Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal.
666
01:05:18,544 --> 01:05:20,170
But no, you're good.
667
01:05:20,254 --> 01:05:21,255
Jimmy's fine.
668
01:05:24,508 --> 01:05:26,718
Let's sit, Ian.
669
01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:29,429
I've got my peeps waiting for me
not too far away,
670
01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:31,306
but they can sit tight.
671
01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:32,391
No rush.
672
01:05:33,684 --> 01:05:35,519
Let's just talk a wee while.
673
01:05:38,146 --> 01:05:39,147
This is worse.
674
01:05:39,731 --> 01:05:41,775
Stomach. Neck.
675
01:05:42,442 --> 01:05:43,944
Get the fuck off me.
676
01:05:45,279 --> 01:05:46,655
-Those were... One more time.
-Is that going in?
677
01:05:46,738 --> 01:05:47,906
One more time, come on.
678
01:05:47,990 --> 01:05:49,074
Yeah.
679
01:05:49,741 --> 01:05:51,577
Stab. Stab.
680
01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:52,661
That's all you've got?
681
01:05:53,412 --> 01:05:55,080
-What? That's what I...
-That's all you've got? Come on.
682
01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:56,164
Jimmy?
683
01:05:56,832 --> 01:05:59,126
What if it's not really
Old Nick down there?
684
01:05:59,710 --> 01:06:00,711
Not Old Nick?
685
01:06:00,794 --> 01:06:01,795
Yeah.
686
01:06:03,797 --> 01:06:05,424
Orange skin.
687
01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:07,134
Palace of bones.
688
01:06:08,385 --> 01:06:10,012
Communing with demons.
689
01:06:11,263 --> 01:06:12,347
Who the fuck else is it gonna be?
690
01:06:12,431 --> 01:06:13,640
Just some old man.
691
01:06:15,434 --> 01:06:17,436
A man we should probably stay away from.
692
01:06:18,478 --> 01:06:20,355
I think we should just leave him alone.
693
01:06:21,732 --> 01:06:22,733
Leave him alone?
694
01:06:25,569 --> 01:06:26,570
No.
695
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:30,115
That's not how we roll, kid.
696
01:06:31,408 --> 01:06:33,035
And that's not some old man.
697
01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,040
That's Old Nick.
698
01:06:42,836 --> 01:06:43,921
And how...
699
01:06:45,047 --> 01:06:46,465
strange...
700
01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:49,676
and glorious it will be to meet him.
701
01:06:54,890 --> 01:06:56,892
Shit, didn't mean to touch a nerve.
702
01:06:56,975 --> 01:06:58,143
Nah, that's all right. That's fine.
703
01:06:58,227 --> 01:06:59,853
-Yeah.
-Too fucking easy.
704
01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:12,449
No.
705
01:07:15,661 --> 01:07:17,246
The real question is...
706
01:07:19,331 --> 01:07:21,500
Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal his son?
707
01:07:23,418 --> 01:07:25,128
Is he even a real Sir-Lord?
708
01:07:27,297 --> 01:07:28,298
What do you mean?
709
01:07:30,384 --> 01:07:33,303
Do you ever get the sense
that Sir Jimmy is full of shite?
710
01:07:33,387 --> 01:07:35,264
Bone castles in the Highlands?
711
01:07:35,347 --> 01:07:36,431
That's bollocks.
712
01:07:36,515 --> 01:07:38,350
Why's he never mentioned 'em before?
713
01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:41,478
And I seen him when he put
the binoculars up to his eyes...
714
01:07:42,145 --> 01:07:44,314
he'd never seen that sight before
in his fucking life.
715
01:07:53,532 --> 01:07:56,285
I was only eight
when it all went out of whack.
716
01:07:56,368 --> 01:07:57,911
But a man of your age
717
01:07:57,995 --> 01:08:00,205
must have a few memories from before.
718
01:08:00,289 --> 01:08:02,165
Less than you'd think.
719
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:05,294
I remember details.
720
01:08:05,377 --> 01:08:07,379
Events and people.
721
01:08:08,338 --> 01:08:11,300
But what it was actually like,
to live with
722
01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:15,012
shops and fridges
723
01:08:16,054 --> 01:08:18,974
and telephones and personal computers...
724
01:08:20,684 --> 01:08:23,020
I have no real memory of that at all.
725
01:08:24,854 --> 01:08:27,107
That said, I do remember
726
01:08:27,191 --> 01:08:29,193
there was a sense of certainty.
727
01:08:31,111 --> 01:08:33,572
The world had an order.
728
01:08:34,448 --> 01:08:36,033
A way about it.
729
01:08:38,076 --> 01:08:40,953
There were dramas
and upheavals, inevitably.
730
01:08:42,122 --> 01:08:43,790
But the foundations...
731
01:08:47,294 --> 01:08:49,296
They seemed unshakeable.
732
01:08:52,633 --> 01:08:54,885
I remember church most of all.
733
01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:56,720
But that's 'cause we lived next to it.
734
01:08:56,803 --> 01:08:59,014
And when the demons came,
that's where I hid.
735
01:08:59,096 --> 01:09:00,933
You lived in the house next to the church?
736
01:09:01,015 --> 01:09:02,434
Right next to it.
737
01:09:03,018 --> 01:09:04,102
Was it the rectory?
738
01:09:04,185 --> 01:09:05,187
Yeah.
739
01:09:06,395 --> 01:09:08,398
And your father was the vicar.
740
01:09:13,028 --> 01:09:16,113
If my mother and sisters
had hid in the church,
741
01:09:16,198 --> 01:09:17,533
they'd have been all right...
742
01:09:19,701 --> 01:09:21,118
but they stayed at home...
743
01:09:22,537 --> 01:09:24,288
and got their heads caved in.
744
01:09:26,457 --> 01:09:28,001
What about your father?
745
01:09:29,294 --> 01:09:31,296
He was leading the infected, Ian.
746
01:09:31,380 --> 01:09:33,881
He was leading the demons on the charge.
747
01:09:34,550 --> 01:09:36,760
A great army, with him at the fore.
748
01:09:39,513 --> 01:09:41,515
Always said, "charity starts at home."
749
01:09:43,642 --> 01:09:45,644
And that was the last time you saw him.
750
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,520
Yeah.
751
01:09:48,354 --> 01:09:50,023
Then I saw you and...
752
01:09:58,949 --> 01:10:00,951
I'm in a bit of bind, Ian.
753
01:10:02,077 --> 01:10:03,078
Why is that?
754
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:06,081
The others. My peeps.
755
01:10:06,164 --> 01:10:08,917
I told them that you were Old Nick,
but you aren't,
756
01:10:09,001 --> 01:10:11,587
and now they're expecting to meet you.
757
01:10:11,670 --> 01:10:12,754
I see.
758
01:10:12,838 --> 01:10:14,840
And you're in a bit of a bind, too.
759
01:10:16,341 --> 01:10:17,342
How so?
760
01:10:17,426 --> 01:10:20,137
Because if you can't help me
with my problem,
761
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,097
I'm going to force-feed you
your own intestines
762
01:10:22,181 --> 01:10:24,183
until you can no longer breathe.
763
01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:30,939
Yes, that is a bind.
764
01:10:31,023 --> 01:10:33,442
I like you. You're easy to talk to.
765
01:10:33,525 --> 01:10:35,527
Not sure I've ever liked anyone before.
766
01:10:36,528 --> 01:10:37,529
Thank you.
767
01:10:37,613 --> 01:10:41,617
So, do you think there's an arrangement
to be made here, Ian?
768
01:10:46,038 --> 01:10:49,041
They say the devil's
always up for making a deal.
769
01:11:01,261 --> 01:11:02,888
At nightfall tomorrow,
770
01:11:02,971 --> 01:11:05,682
Old Nick will grant us an audience.
771
01:11:07,226 --> 01:11:10,187
But there are rules thee must obey
772
01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:12,356
when in the company of the Dark Lord,
773
01:11:12,439 --> 01:11:13,899
as you must expect.
774
01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:15,984
Nobody may touch him
775
01:11:16,527 --> 01:11:18,737
lest they be struck down by flame
776
01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:21,490
and their souls be delivered
to the seventh circle.
777
01:11:21,573 --> 01:11:22,574
Howzat.
778
01:11:22,658 --> 01:11:23,992
Howzat.
779
01:11:24,076 --> 01:11:26,078
And nobody may address him directly.
780
01:11:27,496 --> 01:11:29,957
Only I may speak to him.
781
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:31,375
His favoured son and heir.
782
01:11:34,044 --> 01:11:35,045
Are we crystal?
783
01:11:39,675 --> 01:11:40,676
Howzat.
784
01:11:40,759 --> 01:11:41,760
Howzat.
785
01:11:53,730 --> 01:11:56,358
Memento mori, I told the boy.
786
01:11:59,945 --> 01:12:02,948
I haven't feared my life ending
for many years.
787
01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:05,242
I live alone.
788
01:12:07,411 --> 01:12:09,037
My work is complete.
789
01:12:10,372 --> 01:12:11,373
But today...
790
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,459
I did feel fear.
791
01:12:14,543 --> 01:12:16,086
And I thought,
792
01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:18,922
what will happen to Samson if I'm gone?
793
01:12:19,631 --> 01:12:21,091
They're coming back tomorrow.
794
01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:24,178
So I want to try something tonight.
795
01:12:26,638 --> 01:12:28,849
I'd planned for it to be gradual...
796
01:12:30,684 --> 01:12:33,145
but events have conspired, so...
797
01:12:33,896 --> 01:12:35,731
a leap into the unknown.
798
01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:37,900
I've been developing an idea
799
01:12:37,983 --> 01:12:40,194
about the nature of the infection.
800
01:12:41,236 --> 01:12:44,781
We know there is a physical component.
801
01:12:44,865 --> 01:12:48,660
Haemorrhage and uncontrolled cell growth.
802
01:12:48,744 --> 01:12:49,745
And we know there is a...
803
01:12:51,079 --> 01:12:52,915
sensory component,
804
01:12:53,665 --> 01:12:56,585
pain and terrible disquiet,
805
01:12:56,668 --> 01:13:00,005
which the morphine silences.
806
01:13:00,088 --> 01:13:03,383
But what if there is a...
807
01:13:03,467 --> 01:13:05,469
psychiatric component too?
808
01:13:06,595 --> 01:13:08,722
When the infected attack,
809
01:13:08,805 --> 01:13:10,390
what do they see?
810
01:13:10,474 --> 01:13:12,476
What do they think they're attacking?
811
01:13:13,060 --> 01:13:16,063
I've seen them kill children and babies.
812
01:13:17,397 --> 01:13:19,858
A baby gives no reason to hurt it.
813
01:13:19,942 --> 01:13:23,695
So they, you, must be seeing
something that isn't there.
814
01:13:24,696 --> 01:13:27,366
Seeing something that isn't there.
815
01:13:27,449 --> 01:13:29,701
A doctor would call that psychosis.
816
01:13:30,369 --> 01:13:33,080
And a doctor would say
that psychosis can be treated.
817
01:13:35,415 --> 01:13:37,042
I'm a doctor, Samson.
818
01:13:38,502 --> 01:13:40,671
I'd like to try treating the psychosis.
819
01:13:45,342 --> 01:13:48,595
I'm going to ask you
to swallow these tablets.
820
01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:27,945
Where did you think you were going?
821
01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:29,363
No, Jimmy, I was just... I was just...
822
01:15:29,446 --> 01:15:31,448
No. You were trying to nip away.
823
01:15:31,532 --> 01:15:32,783
No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no.
824
01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:34,034
Shush.
825
01:15:34,701 --> 01:15:38,038
You know that lad you stabbed in the leg
was my best fuckin' mate!
826
01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:41,917
And you took him away
with your cowardice and dumb luck.
827
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,128
So now, in honour of his passing,
I think it's only fitting
828
01:15:45,212 --> 01:15:48,048
if I slide this blade slowly into your...
829
01:16:07,901 --> 01:16:09,570
Where the fuck did you think
you were gonna go?
830
01:16:11,321 --> 01:16:13,156
Anywhere. Anywhere is better than here.
831
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:14,491
I've been to anywhere.
832
01:16:16,410 --> 01:16:17,494
It's not.
833
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,043
You need to stick with me, kid.
834
01:16:28,046 --> 01:16:29,089
We'll go far.
835
01:16:34,887 --> 01:16:36,513
He was "trying to escape"?
836
01:16:37,598 --> 01:16:40,017
He said he was too scared
to meet Old Nick in person.
837
01:16:40,934 --> 01:16:42,352
He couldn't face it.
838
01:16:45,981 --> 01:16:48,066
I tried to talk him out of it,
but he wouldn't have it.
839
01:16:49,818 --> 01:16:51,153
He tried to fight me.
840
01:16:53,405 --> 01:16:54,573
I had to kill him.
841
01:16:56,158 --> 01:16:58,202
That's not what happened.
842
01:16:59,995 --> 01:17:01,663
That is what happened.
843
01:17:05,626 --> 01:17:06,627
Sir.
844
01:17:15,886 --> 01:17:18,555
Now, let's see what Old Nick says tonight.
845
01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:26,980
Samson!
846
01:17:32,486 --> 01:17:34,821
Samson!
847
01:17:40,619 --> 01:17:42,454
Did it work, my friend?
848
01:17:43,956 --> 01:17:45,374
Were you lost...
849
01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,126
and now are found?
850
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:05,764
Good afternoon,
851
01:20:05,848 --> 01:20:08,767
and welcome on board
this service to Edinburgh.
852
01:20:08,851 --> 01:20:10,143
-But you can't stop doing that...
-Our next stop...
853
01:20:10,227 --> 01:20:11,937
-...with her talent.
-...will be Retford.
854
01:20:12,020 --> 01:20:13,522
Please remember to take
all your belongings...
855
01:20:13,605 --> 01:20:16,108
-I don't think it's hard.
-...with you, and place any rubbish...
856
01:20:16,191 --> 01:20:17,359
-Part of the politics.
-...into the bins provided.
857
01:20:18,026 --> 01:20:20,237
Ticket barriers are in operation,
858
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,197
so please keep your tickets ready.
859
01:20:23,156 --> 01:20:24,408
Ticket, please.
860
01:20:28,579 --> 01:20:29,580
Thank you.
861
01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:34,960
Ticket, please.
862
01:20:37,546 --> 01:20:38,755
Ticket, love?
863
01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:48,140
Ticket!
864
01:20:57,024 --> 01:20:58,942
I don't have a ticket.
865
01:22:05,717 --> 01:22:06,760
Okay.
866
01:22:07,928 --> 01:22:09,930
Let's turn this up to 11.
867
01:23:16,997 --> 01:23:19,249
He awaits us, Jimmies.
868
01:23:22,461 --> 01:23:23,879
Howzat.
869
01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:43,959
Woe to you
870
01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:46,461
O'er Earth and Sea
871
01:24:47,379 --> 01:24:50,841
For the Devil sends the beast with wrath
872
01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:54,720
Because he knows the time is short
873
01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:56,972
Let him who hath understanding
874
01:24:57,055 --> 01:24:58,932
Reckon the number of the beast
875
01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:02,019
For it is a human number
876
01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:03,312
Its number
877
01:25:03,395 --> 01:25:06,523
Is 666
878
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:12,196
I left alone
879
01:25:13,488 --> 01:25:15,032
My mind was blank
880
01:25:16,491 --> 01:25:18,952
I needed time to think
881
01:25:19,036 --> 01:25:21,330
To get the memories from my mind
882
01:25:22,831 --> 01:25:24,416
What did I see?
883
01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:28,504
Can I believe
884
01:25:28,587 --> 01:25:30,964
That what I saw that night
885
01:25:31,048 --> 01:25:33,884
Was real and not just fantasy?
886
01:25:34,676 --> 01:25:36,720
'Cause in my dreams
887
01:25:37,721 --> 01:25:39,932
It's always there
888
01:25:40,682 --> 01:25:43,852
The evil face that twists my mind
889
01:25:43,936 --> 01:25:47,356
And brings me to despair
890
01:25:47,439 --> 01:25:48,732
Yeah!
891
01:25:51,777 --> 01:25:54,321
Yeah!
892
01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:02,496
Night was black
893
01:26:02,579 --> 01:26:04,540
Was no use holding back
894
01:26:04,623 --> 01:26:07,125
'Cause I just had to see
895
01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:10,003
Was someone watching me?
896
01:26:10,546 --> 01:26:12,089
In the mist
897
01:26:12,172 --> 01:26:14,675
Dark figures move and twist
898
01:26:14,758 --> 01:26:16,677
Was all this for real
899
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:19,888
Or just some kind of hell?
900
01:26:19,972 --> 01:26:22,015
666
901
01:26:22,099 --> 01:26:24,476
The number of the beast
902
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:27,187
Sacrifice
903
01:26:27,271 --> 01:26:28,981
Is going on tonight
904
01:26:47,749 --> 01:26:49,418
I'm coming back
905
01:26:50,752 --> 01:26:52,588
I will return
906
01:26:53,463 --> 01:26:55,757
And I'll possess your body
907
01:26:55,841 --> 01:26:58,552
And I'll make you burn
908
01:26:59,511 --> 01:27:01,680
I have the fire
909
01:27:02,598 --> 01:27:04,683
I have the force
910
01:27:05,767 --> 01:27:06,768
I have the power
911
01:27:06,852 --> 01:27:10,189
To make my evil take its course
912
01:27:12,149 --> 01:27:14,067
666
913
01:27:14,151 --> 01:27:16,195
The number of the beast
914
01:27:16,862 --> 01:27:18,739
Sacrifice
915
01:27:18,822 --> 01:27:20,824
Is going on tonight
916
01:27:21,491 --> 01:27:22,576
Yes!
917
01:28:22,511 --> 01:28:23,512
Howzat?
918
01:28:25,931 --> 01:28:26,932
Fingers?
919
01:28:31,854 --> 01:28:32,938
Fingers...
920
01:28:34,606 --> 01:28:35,774
approach.
921
01:28:46,368 --> 01:28:47,536
Approach.
922
01:28:48,495 --> 01:28:51,039
Behold, you...
923
01:28:52,207 --> 01:28:55,836
are the fingers of my right hand.
924
01:28:56,837 --> 01:29:00,465
Your dark radiance blackens even sunlight.
925
01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:02,926
Pride moves inside me
926
01:29:03,010 --> 01:29:05,846
like maggots in the corpse of Christ.
927
01:29:07,723 --> 01:29:08,807
Kneel.
928
01:29:11,602 --> 01:29:12,769
Not you, my son.
929
01:29:14,313 --> 01:29:15,981
You must stand.
930
01:29:18,734 --> 01:29:22,112
We are grateful for this audience, Father.
931
01:29:22,196 --> 01:29:24,406
My time is eternal.
932
01:29:24,489 --> 01:29:27,117
But your time with me is short.
933
01:29:27,201 --> 01:29:29,578
We understand, Great One.
We shall not outstay our welcome.
934
01:29:30,829 --> 01:29:32,331
But before we leave,
935
01:29:32,414 --> 01:29:35,125
do you have
any specific instruction for us?
936
01:29:35,209 --> 01:29:36,502
I do.
937
01:29:36,585 --> 01:29:37,920
Please, do tell.
938
01:29:38,962 --> 01:29:42,549
I command you to continue
with your infernal mission.
939
01:29:42,633 --> 01:29:46,094
Continue our infernal mission.
940
01:29:46,637 --> 01:29:49,389
Continue skinning and disembowelling
941
01:29:49,473 --> 01:29:51,433
the mewling souls of your kingdom.
942
01:29:52,184 --> 01:29:53,810
Defiling their bodies,
943
01:29:53,894 --> 01:29:56,063
making their agony into sacrament,
944
01:29:56,146 --> 01:30:00,025
making their screams echo into the skies.
945
01:30:01,944 --> 01:30:04,279
That is your command, Father?
946
01:30:07,658 --> 01:30:08,659
Yes.
947
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,162
And what other commandments do you have?
948
01:30:15,457 --> 01:30:19,127
That the fingers must always
obey you, my son.
949
01:30:19,211 --> 01:30:21,463
Obey me. Your son.
950
01:30:22,214 --> 01:30:24,967
Without any question or doubt.
951
01:30:25,050 --> 01:30:28,387
Submit always
and immediately to my will,
952
01:30:28,971 --> 01:30:32,391
without any trace of pause or insolence.
953
01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:34,601
Without any fucking backchat.
954
01:30:38,897 --> 01:30:41,233
And what is your final commandment,
my king?
955
01:30:47,447 --> 01:30:49,324
Father, what is your final commandment?
956
01:30:52,578 --> 01:30:55,414
You are to grow
the number of your fingers.
957
01:30:55,497 --> 01:30:57,708
Grow the fingers from a fist...
958
01:30:58,834 --> 01:31:00,502
into two fists.
959
01:31:00,586 --> 01:31:02,880
And then five! And then 100.
960
01:31:02,963 --> 01:31:04,131
And then 1,000!
961
01:31:04,214 --> 01:31:07,384
So that no community in Hell's kingdom
962
01:31:07,467 --> 01:31:10,888
can be guarded against our charity!
963
01:31:13,849 --> 01:31:17,269
Father, we hear you, and shall obey.
964
01:31:17,853 --> 01:31:19,229
Rise, Jimmies.
965
01:31:22,191 --> 01:31:23,775
We now take our leave.
966
01:31:34,286 --> 01:31:35,704
Wait.
967
01:31:35,787 --> 01:31:37,497
-Wait?
-Wait.
968
01:31:48,634 --> 01:31:49,885
Spike?
969
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,602
I have one more command.
970
01:31:58,685 --> 01:32:00,896
One more command? Nope. No, Father.
971
01:32:00,979 --> 01:32:02,064
I don't think so.
972
01:32:03,148 --> 01:32:06,235
Continue our work, grow stronger, obey me.
973
01:32:06,318 --> 01:32:07,486
I'm pretty sure that was it.
974
01:32:07,569 --> 01:32:09,947
No. There is one more.
975
01:32:10,030 --> 01:32:11,031
Really?
976
01:32:12,032 --> 01:32:14,159
And what would that new command be,
precisely?
977
01:32:14,243 --> 01:32:15,619
I require...
978
01:32:16,453 --> 01:32:17,955
a sacrifice.
979
01:32:18,038 --> 01:32:20,415
A sacrifice?
980
01:32:21,667 --> 01:32:22,668
Of whom?
981
01:32:23,335 --> 01:32:26,922
You remember the church, my only son.
982
01:32:28,507 --> 01:32:29,633
Yes.
983
01:32:30,259 --> 01:32:32,344
Then you remember Christ.
984
01:32:32,970 --> 01:32:34,555
God's only son.
985
01:32:35,222 --> 01:32:36,223
Uh-huh.
986
01:32:37,140 --> 01:32:39,059
And you know that in order...
987
01:32:40,018 --> 01:32:41,270
for God's only son
988
01:32:41,353 --> 01:32:42,896
to ascend
989
01:32:42,980 --> 01:32:45,649
and take his place by his father's side...
990
01:32:47,234 --> 01:32:48,777
Christ...
991
01:32:48,861 --> 01:32:51,446
was first required to be crucified.
992
01:32:57,828 --> 01:33:00,455
You are my only son, Jimmy.
993
01:33:01,081 --> 01:33:02,708
Jimmy, Jimmy...
994
01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:04,376
I am your God.
995
01:33:06,170 --> 01:33:07,838
I require the same.
996
01:33:10,883 --> 01:33:13,093
You require me to be crucified?
997
01:33:13,177 --> 01:33:14,178
Yes.
998
01:33:15,637 --> 01:33:17,723
And who's gonna bang me onto that cross?
999
01:33:19,975 --> 01:33:21,310
They are.
1000
01:33:26,398 --> 01:33:27,941
Oh, no.
1001
01:33:29,026 --> 01:33:30,861
You fiend.
1002
01:33:30,944 --> 01:33:33,363
You properly turned
the tables around on me.
1003
01:33:33,447 --> 01:33:35,282
Slow down, Jimmy Ink!
1004
01:33:36,158 --> 01:33:38,827
I know you're itching to make your move.
1005
01:33:40,329 --> 01:33:42,414
But before you do, one question.
1006
01:33:43,207 --> 01:33:46,877
D'you really think
this gangly old fucker is Satan?
1007
01:33:49,755 --> 01:33:51,298
And if he is...
1008
01:33:53,050 --> 01:33:54,468
could I do this?
1009
01:34:02,935 --> 01:34:03,936
Kelson.
1010
01:34:05,521 --> 01:34:06,522
Kelson.
1011
01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,692
I don't understand.
What the fuck is going on?
1012
01:34:13,028 --> 01:34:14,029
Who's the devil?
1013
01:34:14,112 --> 01:34:16,073
I am, Jimmy.
1014
01:34:16,156 --> 01:34:17,157
Me.
1015
01:34:17,741 --> 01:34:21,161
Now, commandeer this treacherous cunt.
1016
01:34:21,745 --> 01:34:23,580
-But...
-Fucking no "but"!
1017
01:34:23,664 --> 01:34:26,333
Do it! Now! Or I'll break
your fucking neck!
1018
01:34:30,212 --> 01:34:31,797
-No!
-Jimmy, don't do it.
1019
01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:32,881
No!
1020
01:35:01,201 --> 01:35:02,703
Howzat?
1021
01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:13,881
Kelson...
1022
01:35:15,507 --> 01:35:18,093
-I'm sorry.
-It's okay, Spike.
1023
01:35:19,595 --> 01:35:21,096
It's okay.
1024
01:35:21,180 --> 01:35:22,890
Wait, you two know each other?
1025
01:35:22,973 --> 01:35:24,266
Yes.
1026
01:35:26,310 --> 01:35:27,352
You're not Old Nick.
1027
01:35:28,395 --> 01:35:29,688
No.
1028
01:35:29,771 --> 01:35:31,690
Nothing is...
1029
01:35:34,067 --> 01:35:35,277
No one is.
1030
01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:39,364
There's just us.
1031
01:35:51,043 --> 01:35:52,586
You put on a good show.
1032
01:35:56,590 --> 01:35:57,841
Thank you.
1033
01:36:00,385 --> 01:36:01,637
I don't mean to make
your night any worse,
1034
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:04,348
but I don't think
you're gonna survive that.
1035
01:36:04,431 --> 01:36:05,599
I know.
1036
01:36:07,226 --> 01:36:09,144
Why didn't you just let well leave?
1037
01:36:09,686 --> 01:36:11,146
We were going.
1038
01:36:12,189 --> 01:36:13,440
You would've been all right.
1039
01:36:13,524 --> 01:36:15,943
Suddenly, I saw it was you
1040
01:36:16,026 --> 01:36:17,945
behind the mask, Spike.
1041
01:36:18,529 --> 01:36:19,530
And I...
1042
01:36:21,490 --> 01:36:24,076
I think you've suffered enough.
1043
01:36:29,289 --> 01:36:31,708
Old Nick or not, there's still
one last thing I could do for ya.
1044
01:36:34,670 --> 01:36:36,255
Obey that last command.
1045
01:37:00,821 --> 01:37:02,072
Spike, is it?
1046
01:37:05,826 --> 01:37:06,910
Kellie.
1047
01:37:12,457 --> 01:37:14,376
Come on. Let's get the fuck out of here.
1048
01:37:53,332 --> 01:37:56,668
I can't hear his voice any more.
1049
01:37:57,127 --> 01:37:58,170
Ian.
1050
01:38:01,507 --> 01:38:03,884
Why can't I hear his voice?
1051
01:38:33,038 --> 01:38:34,498
I want my mum.
1052
01:38:46,260 --> 01:38:47,970
Oh, God.
1053
01:38:49,555 --> 01:38:51,807
Over here.
1054
01:39:02,359 --> 01:39:03,527
Kelson.
1055
01:39:07,573 --> 01:39:08,907
Samson.
1056
01:39:13,662 --> 01:39:14,746
Thank you.
1057
01:39:19,459 --> 01:39:22,004
Memento mori.
1058
01:40:09,009 --> 01:40:10,677
Father!
1059
01:40:13,472 --> 01:40:15,140
Father.
1060
01:40:18,268 --> 01:40:20,354
Father?
1061
01:40:22,231 --> 01:40:23,649
Father...
1062
01:40:26,151 --> 01:40:28,820
why have you forsaken me?
1063
01:40:30,155 --> 01:40:32,658
Why have you forsaken me?
1064
01:40:35,702 --> 01:40:36,912
Father.
1065
01:41:27,754 --> 01:41:30,382
In the Second World War,
instead of bankrupting Germany,
1066
01:41:30,465 --> 01:41:32,926
the world helped it rebuild.
Likewise, Japan.
1067
01:41:33,010 --> 01:41:34,678
So within a generation,
1068
01:41:34,761 --> 01:41:36,513
they had recovered into economies
1069
01:41:36,597 --> 01:41:39,433
that outstripped most of their victors.
1070
01:41:40,309 --> 01:41:41,685
And that was fair?
1071
01:41:42,811 --> 01:41:44,021
Sam, think.
1072
01:41:44,104 --> 01:41:46,899
It's better than fair. It's desirable.
1073
01:41:47,357 --> 01:41:48,984
Why help your defeated enemy?
1074
01:41:49,067 --> 01:41:52,112
Because the enforced bankruptcy
1075
01:41:52,196 --> 01:41:54,615
of the enemy after World War I
1076
01:41:55,324 --> 01:41:56,575
was the reason
1077
01:41:57,284 --> 01:41:58,535
for World War II.
1078
01:41:59,870 --> 01:42:01,205
'48, Churchill.
1079
01:42:03,165 --> 01:42:05,667
"Those who forget history
are doomed to repeat it."
1080
01:42:05,751 --> 01:42:06,752
Wait, say again?
1081
01:42:07,211 --> 01:42:08,712
"Those who forget history
are doomed to repeat it."
1082
01:42:08,795 --> 01:42:10,464
Yes. Very good.
1083
01:42:13,425 --> 01:42:14,426
So...
1084
01:42:15,886 --> 01:42:18,680
then this becomes
a kind of a cornerstone
1085
01:42:18,764 --> 01:42:21,725
of European post-war political philosophy.
1086
01:42:21,808 --> 01:42:23,101
To never forget.
1087
01:42:24,478 --> 01:42:27,439
To make it the ideas that go bankrupt.
1088
01:42:28,106 --> 01:42:32,027
Fascism, nationalism, populism,
totally dismantled.
1089
01:42:32,778 --> 01:42:34,029
Never to return.
1090
01:42:35,364 --> 01:42:37,199
So how does that apply
1091
01:42:37,282 --> 01:42:39,868
to the economic landscape
of post-Soviet Russia?
1092
01:42:41,453 --> 01:42:43,622
Well, Sam, I'm just saying that
1093
01:42:43,705 --> 01:42:46,667
if that were to come up
in the exam tomorrow...
1094
01:42:47,668 --> 01:42:50,546
you might get marked higher if you use
the Weimar Republic as a reference.
1095
01:42:50,629 --> 01:42:52,714
If it comes up in the exam?
1096
01:42:52,798 --> 01:42:54,424
Dad, you're setting the exam.
1097
01:42:55,342 --> 01:42:56,510
I'm saying no more.
1098
01:43:00,222 --> 01:43:01,223
What was that?
1099
01:43:02,266 --> 01:43:03,350
What?
1100
01:43:03,433 --> 01:43:04,434
Listen.
1101
01:43:14,069 --> 01:43:15,112
Remember what to do?
1102
01:43:15,195 --> 01:43:16,238
Yeah.
1103
01:43:23,787 --> 01:43:24,788
There.
1104
01:43:28,041 --> 01:43:29,960
-Shit.
-What is it?
1105
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They're chasing someone. Two people.
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Here, here, here.
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Do we help them?
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Dad? Do we help them?
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Of course we do.
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Okay, let's go, let's go.
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