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Hey, Dylan, great new song! Hit, hit it!

[smooth hip hop music]

? Even though I stay down, everything's on lock?

? I'm reachin' for the stars like I can't get enough ?

? Scared to shoot the shot like my cousin with a crush ?

? Hey-yo, hey-yo ?

Glad you guys like it.

But maybe leave the rapping to me?

Good idea. I think I just pulled something.

Yo, I'm getting tons of love from everyone at school.

I'm back on top! Who am I kidding?

I never left.

I wonder if that song's about Charlie.

You think he's the cousin with the crush?

Look at him.

Yeah, you might be right, baby.

Look at him, all twitchy and goofy-faced.

[chuckles] I remember I was just like that.

You're still like that.

I am not twitchy.

Hey, Charlie. [fork clatters]

-What's new? -What?

Nothing. Everything's old.

Good morning, everyone.

-Morning, Becca. -Good morning.

Everyone except Dylan. How could you?

What? Write another dope song?

I don't know. Most people call it genius.

I can't believe you did that.

You rapped about my secret crush on Jeremy!

You want an icy slush in January?

That'd be too cold. You're not making any sense.

Ugh! I'm gonna go eat in my room!

All I did was put fire beats on your heart beats!

I was helping!

[upbeat music]

? From the Chi, down in ATL, family living well ?

? Uncle Myles ain't understand my style ?

? Had to show and tell ?

? Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math ?

? I should never fail ?

? And Cousin Becca, she a steppa ?

? Charlie rollin' with the kid ?

? Yeah, ah [Who?] You gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, ah [Who?] Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, ah [Who?] Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, ah [Who?] You gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, ah [Who?] Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, ah [Who?] You gonna love Young Dylan ?

How could you rap about my crush?

I was trying to help you.

You keep tip-toeing around, leaving notes,

and giggling every time he speaks.

I don't giggle.

Yeah, you do.

You're always like...

[mock giggles]

That's you. That's how you sound.

What's the big deal anyway?

It's embarrassing!

If I like Jeremy, but he doesn't like me,

it might hurt, but at least it's private.

You put my feelings in a rap, so now everyone knows!

You have to delete that song.

-I can't. -Why not?

Because it's too good. I'm rolling in praise.

And, you know, you have to give the fans what they want.

I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

Um, Look at the comments!

"Who else thinks it's Becs?"

And, "Bet she's crushing on Jeremy!"

There's tons of these! I have to change schools.

Whoa! Look at all these comments!

Chill, Cuz-o. I'm sure he likes you too,

'cause he's always like...

[mock giggles]

That's him. That's how he sounds.

You don't get it.

Jeremy and I were going to hang out at lunch today,

but he canceled.

We won't even be friends anymore. You ruined my life!

[sighs] Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

Look, I know what it's like to have a secret crush.

I've always kind of liked your friend Bethany.

Don't tell her, though.

Everyone knows that already, Dylan!

Alright, alright. Look, I can fix this. Just give me a chance.

-How? -Hmm.

How about I set you up with Jeremy

so no one would think he doesn't like you,

because he'll like you?

Really? I'm not sure I can trust you.

Can't trust me? Of course you can.

I'll prove it. I'll get Jeremy here for a double date.

You and Jeremy, and me and one of your friends.

Sounds like you're scamming to hang out with Bethany.

No! It has to be a double, so I can be there for support.

Come on. Trust.

It would be pretty cool if you could make it happen... Okay.

Yes! I'll be your wingman.

Guiding you to love. And making sure you don't blow it.

[sighs, whimpers] [upbeat music]

Dylan, I wanna talk to you!

Guess I'm fixing all my cousins today.

'Sup? You've got a crush, too?

No. I forgot we were having a quiz last week

and I got a bad grade.

But I don't want Mom and Dad to find out.

Ooh, that's bad.

Look, just tell them. They'll understand.

You really think so?

Nope. Good luck with that!

But tell them fast.

All I know is, the longer you wait, the worse it gets.

[sighs]

Have a good day at school, Charlie.

I wanna talk to you about something.

[chuckles] It's okay, Son. We know.

-You do? -Mm-hmm.

Yes. And we're happy about it.

-You are? -Yeah, of course.

Look, we've all been there.

Your dad more than me.

-Yeah. -That makes sense.

But, you're not upset?

Why would we be? Come on.

We think it's great that you have a crush.

I do? I mean... you do?

Man, look at you.

Look at you, all mooney-eyed and love-struck.

I was the exact same way.

-He was. -Yeah.

Plus, he got really sweaty.

Uh, that's not important. Uh, look...

Here's a little something

so you can take your crush somewhere nice.

Thanks. But, what I need to...

Hey, hey! Shh. Don't need to explain. I get it.

Here.

I want you to feel like you can

do something nice for your crush.

Don't tell your dad.

What can I say? I have a crush!

[Yasmine] Come on, Myles.

Hey, man. You don't tell your mom, man.

Put that away.

[smooth music]

Everybody's talking about Dylan's new song.

Does Jeremy know yet?

Shh. I don't know yet. But I will soon.

And if I can get a double date, will you come too?

Of course. Anything for my best friend.

Wait. Who's my date with?

What's up, Bethany?

Ugh. The things I do for friends.

Okay, Bethany's in. Is Jeremy?

Does he like me? Or he's not sure?

Or we're just friends? Spill.

Whoa. Ease up.

Your wingman is taking care of business.

First, I'm gonna suss out the sitch.

-What? -I'm gonna see if he likes you.

And if he does, he writes your name in his books.

So I'm gonna smoothly peep his stuff, okay?

Wait. Don't embarrass me.

-I won't. -And don't be obvious.

-I won't. -And don't-

Stop it! Let a wingman wing, woman.

What's up, Jeremy?

Oh, uh, not much, man.

Oh, cool new song, by the way.

Appreciate it. So, uh, you're in English?

-Me too. -Yeah.

I guess a lot of kids take it. Probably all of us.

Right, English. What a language.

Yep. And a class I gotta get to so...

Uh-huh...

Daisy? Who's Daisy?

Just some girl I'm crushing on.

You know, she's great.

Great? Oh, oh, oh! That's great.

Well, later, Jeremy.

Bye.

Hey, so I have to tell you something.

Does he like me? What did he say?

That he's looking forward to hanging out with you tonight.

Really, Dylan? You did it!

[bell rings]

[sighs]

Oh, man.

How am I gonna get him to come over tonight?

Bet he'll come by to get this.

[sneaky music]

[smooth music]

This isn't a date and there are rules.

No compliments. Okay, one compliment.

No, four compliments. But that's it.

It's not like that. I just want to help Rebecca.

But you look really pretty.

That's one...

Dylan, focus. Look...

Jeremy likes a girl named Daisy.

What? No. We have to tell her.

I tried, but then she'll look at me with those mushy,

gushy eyes, and I couldn't.

Plus, she trusts me.

I can't let her down or get her heart broken.

If you won't tell her, I will.

Wow!

I wasn't sure about letting you help,

Dylan, but this is next level.

You're a good wingman.

-Truth. -Speaking of truth.

Girl, you look good!

But there's something I have to tell you.

And there's something I need to tell you.

Thank you, Bethany,

for making it a double so I wouldn't be nervous.

I really like Jeremy. What were you saying?

Uh, he...

He's really lucky to get to hang out with you tonight.

I couldn't.

Her eyes are like real-life heart emojis.

Exactly.

That's why we need

to make Jeremy see how great Rebecca is

so he'll forget all about Daisy.

This feels weird to say, but, Dylan, you're right.

Everything looks so good.

I figured when Jeremy came over, we could play a game.

Maybe watch Hoards of Swords. Who knows if he's seen it.

-Then... -No, no, no, no, no.

No weird stuff.

I want you to be so great he forgets about anyone.

[groans]

I mean, um, anything else.

I agree.

I've watched every dating show,

and this is make-it-or-break-it time.

Oh, I don't want to break it. But shouldn't I just be myself?

Sure, if you want your first thing to be your last thing.

But we already like each other, right?

Yes, but don't ruin it.

I think what Dylan means is be yourself,

but only the best parts.

Okay, I guess that makes sense.

[phone beeps]

He's here.

Hey, uh... Oh, hey, Rebecca.

-Hi. -Yo, Dylan, you got my backp--

You know I always have your back.

How about some karaoke?

Uh, well, sure, I guess I could--

We're actually starting with Rebecca.

She's a great singer.

Okay, then I'll pick a song--

I already picked one you're great at!

Oh, well, I wasn't planning on singing, but...

[upbeat dance music]

? Hey, you got what they're missing ?

? You don't have to try so hard ?

? Oh ?

? 'Cause they say you light up when they feel it ?

? You got an electric heart ?

? Oh ?

? So just take it ?

Dance party time!

Rebecca's the dopest dancer!

Do the "Becs Move Groove" you made up!

She's so great at it.

[Rebecca] I wasn't finished, uh...

She has so much rhythm, it makes the beat jealous.

-Ha. -Go, Becca!

Go, Becca! Go, Becca! Go, Becca!

[Dylan] Who you know that can do that?

[smooth music] [phone beeps]

Hey, uh, someone's sharing pics with me.

Bethany, is this you surfing?

-Surfing? -Bethany, what are you doing?

Sharing pictures of all her great stuff.

Good idea! Incoming!

[phone beeps] [smooth music continues]

Time to meet your doom, Ro-Boctopus!

[Quiz] Enjoying the game?

Yes, and I don't feel guilty for buying it.

I didn't ask for money.

[Quiz] But they only gave you money

because you didn't tell them about me.

They didn't ask about you, so I didn't do anything wrong.

And are you talking to me?

[Quiz] I'm not talking to your bed.

Here they come. Be cool.

Knock, knock. So, how'd it go?

Did you ask her out?

You don't have to tell us if you don't want to,

but also, tell us.

Um, she said no.

Oh, well, now I need to destroy Ro-Boctopus

and defend the nuclear reef.

But thanks for asking.

[Quiz] You think that's gonna work?

Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

Yeah. Heartbreak can be tough, man.

So, I mean, what can we do?

[Quiz] Look at them, feeling so sad for you.

Maybe a popsicle?

-[Quiz] Oh, Lord. -I can't do this.

I don't have a crush.

What? Why would you tell us you had a crush if you don't?

I didn't at first.

You thought I had a crush and it seemed to make you happy.

Then you both gave me money and...

You gave him money?

Apparently, you did too.

If you didn't have a crush,

then why were you walking around all...

The truth is:

I made a bad grade on a quiz

and I didn't want you to be upset.

Hmm. I see.

Okay, so, so we,

we thought your bad grade feeling was a bad crush feeling?

Okay. They're pretty close. I can see that.

We're not upset.

It is important to us that you make good grades, but...

It's more important that you tell us the truth.

I'm sorry.

And I think I really learned a big lesson.

So now I should get back to destroying Ro-Boctopus

and defending the nuclear reef.

Yeah, I don't think so.

I paid for this, or at least half of it, so...

Yeah, I think it's mine, right?

Mm-hmm, I paid for the other half too,

so I guess it's mine.

Is that the nuclear reef?!

-Yeah. -Hey, but can't you take that

as an investment in my future crush?

-Nope, nope. -A down payment on love?

-Uh-uh. -Well, one day

I will have a crush,

and she'll probably like video games.

I need to be prepared.

Yeah, start with getting good grades.

Yeah, hold on. Right there.

[Quiz] Don't look at me. I tried to tell you.

Watch out, watch out, watch out. What's that?

-Let your mama sit down. -What?

-Ooh. -Ooh.

Yeah. I can do this.

And this is her winning Quizlets.

She's really great at knowing stuff.

But look at her on an indoor rock climbing wall.

First one to the top.

That's enough. You two, up here.

Excuse us.

What's going on?

You two are up to something together,

and it's weird.

We're just having a chill hang.

No.

First you got me dancing and singing like I'm a playlist,

and now you're giving Jeremy the yearbook of my life?

Spill.

Look, I don't know what you're talking about.

Now, go show Jeremy how you can say the alphabet backwards.

-Dylan. -All right.

Look, I found out Jeremy likes a girl named Daisy.

-What? -And now we're showing him

how great you are so he'll forget about her.

He likes another girl? Then why is he here for a date?

I kind of borrowed his backpack and told him to come get it,

but I don't think that that's important.

Um, he's having fun. It's working.

Is it?

Then maybe I should sing that other song

with the high note or do my newest dance move.

-Which one? -Both.

Then he'll be like, "Daisy who?"

[sighs]

Get off my stage.

[whispering] Yo, dude, she's about to sing.

? I don't know why I'm singing ?

? I'm trying to be myself ?

Hold up. This isn't right.

Jeremy, I've been acting weird and not like myself,

and that's not how I want to be,

especially if I'm trying to impress someone.

I actually do like singing and dancing,

but you know what else?

Hoards of Swords.

It's silly and weird and stupid,

but I like silly and weird and smart stuff.

I like a lotta things.

Well, I didn't expect to hear that.

You're a Sworder too?

Yeah. I'm going to SwordCon next month.

You wanna go with me?

Um, yeah. But what about Daisy?

You know about Daisy?

I actually just found out.

I think it's cool that you like someone else.

Truth is, I've had a secret crush on you.

Maybe I should have said something instead

of doing all this.

I just hope we can still be friends.

Well, sure, but... You're Daisy.

What's that now?

It's my nickname for you.

You know how my mom's a florist?

She says that daisies are really pretty and, you know,

everyone likes them, just like you.

-Aww. -Wow.

And, um, I didn't come here for the backpack.

I came here because I actually have a secret crush on you.

Yes.

I do kind of need the backpack.

Oh, oh, sorry. Sorry. Here.

And, um, will you give me

a minute to go yell at my friends?

Oh, yeah. Take all the time.

Did you hear that?

I heard that my song helped you out with your crush.

I was right.

Right? You stole his backpack.

You lied to him and me. You did everything wrong.

But... you were kind of right.

The truth needed to come out, so thanks, Dylan.

Any time, Cuz.

And the real truth is, you are great.

And I'm glad Jeremy sees that, too.

And even if he didn't, you're still the greatest.

Well, I guess our secret crushes aren't secret anymore.

You can wingman for me anytime. Both of you.

Man. I'm a wingman, a rapper.

What can't I do?

Look at them. Hitting it off. Just like us, huh?

You said you didn't do all this just to hang out with me.

I didn't, but we make a pretty good team.

You know, always had a little secret crush on you.

[scoffs] Not secret.

-Everyone knows. -Everyone knows.

Okay, um... I don't know.

Feels like something's in the air tonight.

That's just air.

[sighs]

[upbeat music]

[upbeat electronic music]

It was fun having a fake crush while it lasted.

I hope someone destroys Ro-Boctopus cuz I didn't get to.

Too bad you have to return your game.

Maybe I could get it back for you.

You know, when I rapped about a cousin with a crush,

it came true.

My raps are powerful.

So you think you're a rap wizard?

Who knows what I could make happen with my flow.

? Bethany playing games, but she know that I'm the one ?

? I'ma let her peep the drip ?

? She gonna fall like it's nothing ?

Okay, okay. I like this.

Okay, I got a rap wish. I got a rap wish.

Um...

? Riding with my lady, AC on blast ?

? They call me Myles Per Gallon, but I'm saving on the gas ?

Oh!

? Cuz I drive an electric car ?

Okay, not bad, Uncle Myles.

Oh, my turn.

[Myles] Go for it.

? Let the boys do the work Girls wanna have fun ?

? I'll be chilling in the sun Let me know when you done ?

-Oh! -Oh-ho-ho!

-There we go! -Ooh!

Okay, okay. I wanna try.

I wanna try. Hmm.

? Forget the dirty dishes, I'ma make Dylan do them ?

? Told Charlie get the mop and Rebecca get the broom ?

-Oh, hold on, hold on. -I like that one.

? Hold on, Auntie Yaz, You going too far ?

? I can't be doing no chores, I was born a star ?

-Oh! -That was cute.

[rousing music]

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