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[music]

I don't know, I think getting chased by monsters

is a scarier nightmare.

I dreamt Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about me.

I'd take monsters

over a worked-up Pulitzer winner any day.

Those look like something my grandma would wear.

[children laugh]

Andre, Andre, Andre.

It's pretty bold of you dissing the new kid's shoes

when you're wearing those.

I mean, do they belong on feet or in the ocean?

-'Cause those things are boats! -[Kids] Oh!

Well, your shoes are, uh...

[grunts]

Why do you always have such cool shoes?

Thanks for that, man.

I got that diss from a nightmare.

I'm Dylan. And this is my cousin Charlie.

I'm Derek. Nice to meet you.

You know, I used to be a new kid myself.

I know how tough it can be.

I'd be happy to show you the ropes.

The coolropes.

Well, I wouldn't say it like that.

But yeah, you know, the cool ropes.

OK, great. I'm in.

OK, first lesson, let's see that walk.

-Cool kids have cool walks. -Oh, gotcha.

All right.

OK, OK. We can work with that.

You're already miles ahead from where Charlie started.

Yeah! Hey. [bell rings]

Yeah, that's it, that's it.

? From the Chi, down in ATL Family living well?

? Uncle Myles ain't understand my style?

? Had to show and tell?

? Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math, I should never fail?

? Cousin Becca, she a steppa Charlie rolling with the kid?

? Yeah, Ah [WHO?] You gonna love Young Dylan?

? Yeah, Ah [WHO?] Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, Ah [WHO?] Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, Ah [WHO?] You gonna love Young Dylan?

? Yeah, Ah [WHO?] Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, Ah [WHO?] You gonna love Young Dylan?

[music]

So Derek, what kind of music do you like?

All kinds.

Good, because you're about to get

crash course on grade-a lyricism.

I'm debuting my new track at lunch tomorrow.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Let me give you a sneak peek.

? Yo listen up, it's time that I drop that rhyme?

? Here in the hallways where I spend my time?

? From that class to this class I stay on my grind?

? Always learning new things to expand my mind?

That's dope, man. I can't wait to hear the rest.

Hey, Derek. The school's having a bake sale this Friday.

-Wanna help out? -Yeah, I can bring something.

Oh, well, they only pick one student

to represent each class, and this year it's me.

But I could use some help manning my table.

I'm trying out a new recipe: PB&J cupcakes.

OK, enough about the cupcakes. Come here, Derek.

All right. Time to see what you've learned.

Uh, but what have I learned?

I know it's a lot to take in, but...

Uh, I don't know if he's ready yet.

Chill.

Sometimes you gotta shove the baby bird out of the nest

to see how cool they are.

Yeah. That's not how birds work.

Oh no. Did I actually do something wrong?

[children laugh]

Phew. For a second there, I thought I made a mistake.

Yeah. Your flawed bird logic was surprisingly... flawless.

[music]

I'm telling you, it's not bad. Look.

I mean, she's... Good morning, honey.

Morning? It's already 1 p.m. in London.

I see someone's been up girlbossing.

Rebecca?

Do you know anything about, um, cryptocurrency?

Well, I wasn't born in the 1900s.

So, basically everything.

You use real money to invest in secure digital money

that doesn't need a bank.

Then just sit back and watch it grow.

OK. Yeah. OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I...

I've been reading about this new currency called Zigcoin.

And by reading, he means he saw a FlipFlop video.

True, but still pretty legit.

Well, Zigcoin is hot, but it hasn't fully blown up yet,

so now's the perfect time to invest.

Why would anyone spend real money on fake money?

[Both] It's not fake money.

It's a little risky,

but the key is getting out at the right time.

There are people out there worth billions.

Yeah, Yasmine. Billions. That's millions, with a "B".

Y'all sound delusional with a "D".

You know what? We don't need her. Yeah.

You know, we can build our own Zigcoin empire.

I think there's some Monopoly money

in the garage to get you started.

Just put it in the box when you're done.

I'm not sharing.

When this hits, she's not getting a dime.

-Dad. -No, I'm just saying.

You on the other hand, I'm gonna hook you up.

-Oh, I know. -Mm-hmm. One percent.

Mm-mm-mm-mm. Mm-mm.

[music]

Excited about performing today, I see.

Less excited, more ready to blow people's minds.

They pre-gathered for me.

I wasn't planning on flowing until lunch,

But you gotta give the people what they want.

Relax, guys. I'm here--

? Yo, listen up, it's time to lay down some lines?

? Here in the hallways where I spend my time?

? From that class to this class I hustle and grind?

? Always learning new things, expanding those minds?

[children clap]

Derek, sorry about yesterday. You can really rap.

You're even better than What's-His-Name.

I know you know my name!

-Can you believe this? -I know. Derek's good!

Good? He stole my lyrics.

Yesterday, I gave him a sneak peek,

and now he's passing it off as his own.

I mean, I guess it was similar.

Similar? It was basically the same lyrics.

This is sabotage!

It's a betrayal! It's hip-hop plagiarism!

I'm sure it was an honest mistake. Jeez.

[bell rings]

So... When did you decide you were a rapper?

After I rapped? Seems like a big coincidence.

I would've mentioned it yesterday,

I just didn't have the chance.

Uh-huh. And where did you find the inspiration

for those lyrics?

I don't know. They kinda just came to me.

-This dude right here. -Is everything OK?

No, it's not. Those were my lyrics!

They were the same ones I showed you yesterday. Remember?

Dylan, I'm sorry. It was an accident.

You ever just hear something and it gets stuck in your head

and you don't know where it came from?

They're called earworms. They're not dangerous.

Usually.

Listen, I'll tell everybody what happened.

Your lyrics are great.

I don't wanna be known as a hip-hop plagiarizer.

It's OK.

My lyrics are so good,

I can't even blame you for getting mesmerized.

-Your lyrics are fire. -It's true. They are.

You know, I realized I wanted to become a rapper when...

You go ahead. I'll tell you about my origin story later.

Guess it was just a mistake.

[children laughing]

What is happening around here?

[music]

Dad, Dad, Dad. Did you see? Did you see?

Did I see what?

Zigcoin. It skyrocketed early this morning.

[Myles groans]

What? Our initial investment has almost tripled.

Yeah. About that.

So, I was so anxious last night, right?

I couldn't go to sleep. I had to stay awake all night

because I was waiting for the prices to go up.

And I saw them. They went up.

Only to go down again. But then they went way, way, way, way up.

Only to go down again. Way, way, way down.

-I couldn't take it! -What are you saying?

-I lost our investment. -You what?

-I lost our investment. -Dad!

Well, the good thing is, you know, we didn't lose anything.

But, we didn't triple anything either.

I should have known better than to trust a Boomer with this.

I said it before, I'm Gen X.

Good morning, my beautiful family.

What are you smiling about?

Well, last night at book club,

some of the ladies were talking about cryptocurrency.

And I have to admit, I might have been

a little hasty dismissing you both before.

-[Both] Really? -Really.

In fact, I took it upon myself

to invest a little in that Ziggy coin.

-[Both] Zigcoin! -Whatever.

So I guess I bought the dip or whatever that means.

As of this morning, I quadrupled my investment.

Digital ka-ching. Am I right?

Mom, that's amazing!

I know. Between this and your dad's investment in crypto,

I think we might be able to upgrade our family vacay

from Savannah to the south of France.

-[Myles groans] -Or Italy if you want.

Leave the Boomer to his wallowing.

Girlbossing waits for no one.

Let's talk about projected earnings.

Ooh! This is so fun!

C'est la vie.

[music]

You know, I don't think I've ever seen you

-this bothered before. -I'm not bothered.

Fine. I'm a little bothered. But this is ridiculous.

He just got here, and all of the sudden, he has a fan club.

So what? He's fitting in. This is what we wanted, remember?

I know. But not like this.

It's like he's stealing my spot at this school.

He needs to stay in his lane.

I love you, cuz,

but I think you're reaching just a little bit.

-What's up, fellas? -Hey, Derek. What's that?

These are banana pudding cupcakes.

You inspired me to make my own recipe for the bake sale.

Oh. That's great. I mean, I love where your head's at,

but I already have a recipe for the bake sale.

Oh, this is awkward.

I guess some teachers overheard about you doing PB&J cupcakes,

and they got worried about potential allergies.

What? I've been working on that recipe for months!

What am I supposed to do now? Just "J" cupcakes?

Who wants just "J"?

Don't worry, cuz.

I'm sure you got another recipe on deck that you can use.

Uh, actually, I volunteered to step up

to represent the class for the bake sale.

[Charlie laughs loudly]

No offense, but the bake sale's kind of a big deal.

You can't just swoop in and serve some untested recipe.

Feel free to give them a test.

[sniffs]

So?

It's... delicious.

I'm glad you approve.

Who else wants some free cupcakes?

Derek, these cupcakes are incredible.

Way better than What's-His-Name's.

Stop acting like you don't know people's names!

You should represent our class at the bake sale.

[children] Derek! Derek! Derek! Derek!

You were right. That kid needs to stay in his lane.

I thought I was the one who was reaching.

Yeah, well, that was before it started affecting me.

Come on.

[children] Derek! Derek! Derek! Derek!

Can't just steal someone's lyrics and get away with it.

How'd he get those cupcakes so light and fluffy?

It defies the laws of cooking nature.

All right.

We need to do something about Derek.

Like what? He stole our spots at school and everyone loves him.

We've been cast aside like PB&J cupcakes.

All it takes is one embarrassing moment

to tank your social clout faster than Zigcoin.

That's true.

Remember the time that soda exploded on me at lunch?

I was "Cola Pants Charlie," for weeks.

Mrs. Harris still calls me CPC.

That gives me an idea.

Trick Mrs. Harris into spilling cola on herself?

My ears are open.

No. How we can knock Derek down a peg.

And we'll use the bake sale to do it.

Hmm. Let me get these cupcakes in the oven.

Don't worry. All we'll need is one.

I'm gonna go ahead and bake the whole batch.

Because that would be wasteful.

But I am very excited to see where this is going.

[music]

[Myles types on computer]

Oh, OK. OK. Wow. Bam. Zap!

I see you, Miss "Treat Yourself". OK.

Oh. I was going for "New bag, who dis?" but I'll take it.

-Uh-huh. I see you. New bag. -[Yasmine] Mm-hmm.

[Myles] New shades. New earrings.

-How much did all that cost? -Oh, it was nothing.

Well, not nothing. Definitely something.

But basically nothing for a Zig Boss like myself.

Zig Boss?

That's an industry term for people with a ton of Zigcoin.

Could have been you, but being the husband of a Zig Boss

is still pretty impressive.

[guffaws]

Baby, don't you think you're getting a little carried away?

I mean, you know, crypto is still unpredictable.

Oh, sweetie.

I appreciate your very misplaced concern.

But just because you couldn't handle the heat

doesn't mean I should stay out of the kitchen.

Oh, OK. Oh.

Well, sweetie, I would never tell you

to get out of the kitchen. I'm not my mother.

[makes gunshot noise]

I'm just telling you to be careful.

-OK, "New bag, who dis?" -Thank you. I feel seen.

I do see you.

And I'm glad to see that you're taking it so well.

Taking what so well?

Um, have you not been on your phone?

Oh, it died while I was out shopping.

Oh, well, Zigcoin took a little dip.

A dip? What does that even mean?

A dip? That's like saying the Titanic took a dip.

-That is catastrophic! -That's crypto for you.

OK. OK. It's all right, baby. It's OK.

Breathe. No, no, no. No. Deep breath. Deep, deep.

[Yasmine struggles to breathe]

Can you look up the return policy on designer handbags?

Of course, babe. What about the sunglasses?

Let me grieve, Myles.

-[sobs] -I know, baby. I know.

It gets hot in the kitchen.

I should stay out of the kitchen.

You should definitely stay out of the kitchen.

All the time. Yeah.

Yep. All the time, and all the time is good.

Out the kitchen. I know.

-I'll stay out of the kitchen. -I know, baby. It gets hot.

It's so hot.

[music]

Wow. This is amazing. Look at all these cakes.

This was supposed to be my year

to win Star Baker with my PB&J cupcakes.

[Both] Derek.

Excuse me, you two. I'm trying to get a cupcake

from the school's best rapper and best baker, Derek.

Oh, so Derek's name he remembers.

Focus. We got a plan to execute.

So, all we gotta do is get Derek to open this box

right next to his table, and when he does,

it'll trip the vinegar-baking soda mix

I rigged to the lid, and boom!

His table is covered in gross, foamy explosion.

And I'm the school's star baker again,

sweeping in to save the day

with my peanut-free PB&J cupcakes.

How did you even do that?

A baker never reveals their secrets.

Let's just stash them right here for later.

Yeah.

Hey, guys. Good to see you.

You, too. This is quite the turnout.

We just wanted to say congratulations

and bring you a little something.

I don't know what to say.

You guys have been great friends to me from day one.

Even after I jacked your lyrics and your bake sale spot.

-I knew it! -You're admitting it!

I'm not proud of it. My family just moves around a lot,

and I have a hard time making friends. So I copied you.

So I'd have half a chance this time. Everybody loves you guys.

Well, I don't know about all that.

I do, and I get why.

You've both been stand-up guys, and I'm really sorry.

I would love to collab

on a track with you one day if you'd be down.

But for now, would you man the booth with me?

I hate that I took your spot.

And I'm sure that there's more deliciousness

in this box somewhere around here.

Um, you know, there is, actually.

Let me just take that and bring you a fresh one.

Nah, this is my special one. I'm gonna open it up

in front of everybody and brag about how good it is.

These kids will spot a fake oversell from a mile away.

Just give it to me, and I'll get you a new cupcake.

Come on, at least let me have a peek.

Hey, that kid right there just took a cupcake without paying!

Look, you help with the table, and I'll get the other cupcakes.

[Charlie] Right.

Quick thinking with the box.

I'm just glad we didn't go through with it.

Revenge pranks are not our thing.

I don't know what we were thinking.

At least it all worked out like it was supposed to.

So what'd you do with the contraband cupcake?

I left it right th...

Right where?

It was there a second ago.

"For the coolest kid in school"? How thoughtful!

[explodes]

[children all laugh]

You're right! It did work out exactly how it was supposed to!

[music]

[music]

I just don't understand how you made this without peanut butter.

A baker never reveals his secrets.

So Derek, why does your family move so much?

My dad works in tech, so we're just going

wherever the latest startup needs us.

Like, here in Atlanta, this lady's making bank off of NFTs.

-[Charlie] Really? -[Derek] Yeah.

She was just some regular lady with a couple of kids

and going to a book club every week.

Now she's flying her private jet to Saint-Tropez.

Where's that?

I think somewhere in South France.

Come on! Everyone's investing in NFTs now. They're huge!

OK, fine. You can go talk to him

if you can tell us what NFT stands for.

New... Fancy... Technology.

[laughs]

-Rebecca, is that right? -Boomers.

-[Both] We're Gen X!

[Myles] How old do you think we are?

[Yasmine] My god!

[music]

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