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? Get it, get it, get it ?

[chuckling] Oh, my gosh.

Don't.

I'm gonna be staying with y'all for a while.

Hello to you too, Viola.

Mom, what happened?

Is everything all right, Grandma?

No, it's not, baby.

I was getting ready to go to bed,

and the pipe in my kitchen burst,

and water went everywhere, and I was tracking water

from one room to the--

I just can't stay there.

Did you put turkey bones down the garbage disposal again?

Maybe just a couple.

Point is, I can't stay there.

-Move it. -Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, Mom, I guess you can stay in Dylan's studio.

Dylan's what?

I mean, anything for my dear Grandma.

Well, cars sleep in garages. I don't.

Then how about the couch?

How about no?

Thing's got more lumps than your mashed potatoes.

I need a proper bed.

I think I'll stay in...

[whimsical music]

Rebecca's room.

Are you sure about that, Grandma?

Uh, Dylan and Charlie say their beds are so comfortable.

-Plus, the lighting is... -My mind is made up.

What you waiting on, roomie?

Grab my bags.

Uh, hurry up, too, because I'm gonna need to floss

after this chicken.

Enjoy going to bed at 7:00 every night.

? From the Chi down in ATL ?

? Family living well ?

? Uncle Myles ain't understand my style ?

? Had to show and tell ?

? Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math ?

? I should never fail ?

? And Cousin Becca, she a stepper ?

? Charlie rolling with the kid ?

? Yeah, uh You gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, uh Who don't love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, uh Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, uh You gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, uh Who gonna love Young Dylan ?

? Yeah, uh You gonna love Young Dylan ?

[music]

Chuck, we really dodged one today.

Tell me about it.

Can you imagine what it would be like rooming with Grandma?

Can't, too scary.

[Viola] Rebecca, what are you doing?

[Rebecca] Well, don't blame me. It's your fault.

[Viola] My fault? I don't know how you...

Sounds like they're fighting.

Aw, man. They didn't even last a day.

[Viola] But this ain't good enough.

I need you to step up your game, little girl.

[Rebecca] I'm not gonna tell you one more time to get off of me.

Oh, my goodness. They're surrounding me.

I'm trying my hardest, Grandma.

Oh, no. Stop. Don't want me to try.

Don't want me to try but to fail you, girl.

Grandma, did you do that?

Stop fighting or I will call your pastor.

We were fighting aliens, not each other.

Yeah, you know she can't handle this smoke.

I was just so appreciative of Rebecca

sharing her beautiful new room with me

that I gave her my VR set to say thank you.

Yo, that's super expensive.

I know because I asked Uncle Myles and Auntie Yaz

to buy it for us.

They told us we could have the game

or food, clothing, and shelter.

It was a tough choice.

Well, nothing's too good for my grandbaby.

Aw, thank you, roomie.

No, thank you, roomie.

Uh, you think we could get a turn?

I heard this game's so realistic,

you could feel alien slime when you blast them.

It's true.

Alien guts flying right at ya.

But right now, we're kind of busy saving Earth.

So y'all can come back when we're done.

-But, Grandma. -[Viola] No, go on now.

-[Viola] We'll be done shortly. -[Dylan] Grandma.

[Charlie] We wanted to play. We love you.

Oh, Rebecca, I have to say

I love what you have done to this place.

Thank you, Grandma.

And the bed, oh, it's so comfy.

I know. I love it.

Now, where you gonna sleep?

Oh, in the swing.

-No, no. -[Viola] Perfect.

Come on, girl.

Let's finish kicking this alien butt.

[music]

Oh, hey, guys. What's up?

What's up is,

we never got our turn to blast aliens.

Yeah, I wasted all that time training my blasting thumbs.

Sorry.

We were having so much fun, we lost track of time.

Grandma might be the best roommate ever.

Said no kid ever.

[Charlie] Mm-hmm.

Oh, after gaming, Grandma made her famous banana splits.

I love her banana splits.

Then, we prank called Dad and made him think

there was a raccoon in his car again.

I love pranking Uncle Myles.

Then, we just stayed up

and talked about Grandma's childhood.

What? Grandma was a child?

After school, we're renting tandem bikes.

Grandma wants to be the first one to pop a wheelie on one.

I better get to class. See ya.

You know what this means.

We should get to class, too?

No.

As long as Grandma stays roommates with Rebecca,

she's gonna have all the fun.

But I wanna have some fun, too.

Exactly.

That's why we need Grandma to stay in our room.

How are we gonna do that?

One of the things that Grandma hates the most is a mess.

So we'll make Rebecca look like a slob.

Right! Then Grandma will get annoyed

and she'll wanna move out.

And into our room.

Then, we'll be eating banana splits and hunting aliens.

Hear that, boys? Your time's coming.

[music]

Babe.

Babe, you hear that?

I don't hear anything.

I know. Isn't it great?

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

I can't even remember

the last time we had free time and no kid duty.

Maybe we could finally binge watch that new show.

Ooh, yes, yes.

Hey. Is Rebecca around?

I was supposed to meet her for tutoring.

Oh, she's out with her Grandma right now.

Um, okay. Well, tell her I stopped by.

Man, you've been hitting the studies

pretty hard lately, huh?

I mean, yesterday Rebecca tutored you

and here you are, back again, today?

Rebecca didn't tutor me yesterday.

We went out for ice cream.

Oh. Is that right?

Oh, man.

Please don't tell her I told you that.

Hmm.

If we play this cool, I bet you we can get her

to tell us more things Rebecca's done that we don't know about.

Right, right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

You know what?

Don't even worry about that. Or as you kids say, don't trip.

You know?

I mean, after all, we can keep a secret.

I mean, besides, it's just ice cream.

-What's the big deal? -It's ice cream.

Wow.

Y'all are being super cool about this.

That's because we are super cool parents.

Super cool.

Hey, you know what? Tell you what.

Why don't you hang around until Rebecca comes back?

You know what I mean? Hang out with us.

We're just kicking it.

Are you sure?

Totes.

How about I get some snacks going?

That'd be great.

-Great. Great. -Great.

Great.

Oh, my.

Who paid yesterday?

Your card.

[exaggerated chuckling]

You guys had single scoops or double scoops?

-Triple. -Triple? Ha!

That's awesome.

[music]

[music]

Hurry. They'll be home soon.

Dude, we are geniuses.

When Grandma sees this mess, she'll definitely think

Rebecca's a slob and want to move into our room.

Oh, yeah. And she can have your bed.

My bed? Why can't she use your bed?

Because I'll be using it. Duh.

-Think, Charlie? -Right.

Wait a second.

There you go.

I wish my parents were this chill.

[exaggerated laughing]

This is all so hilarious. Right, Myles?

[exaggerated laughing] So hilarious.

So what else did Rebecca do?

Hmm. Okay.

Did you find out about that time

when she broke her old phone on purpose

so you'd buy her a new one?

[exaggerated laughter]

Oh, that's so good!

So hilarious!

Oh, that phone cost so much money.

Oh, boy.

Did I say too much?

-Oh, no. -It's just money.

[restrained retching]

[forced chuckling]

Another smoothie, Bethany?

Okay. I got it.

Coming right up.

Hey. How was the bike ride?

We broke the rental bike.

I told you jumping three trash cans was too much.

What's going on here?

Well, just hanging out with your parents

until you got back.

Are those cookies I smell?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, they just came out of the oven.

-Excuse me. -Can I have one?

No. They're for Bethany.

This is weird.

Uh, Bethany, are you coming upstairs?

Yep.

Darn. I was just about to pull out the ice cream.

Thought we could make some ice cream sandwiches

with those warm cookies.

Oh, Rebecca and I would like

an ice cream sandwich, right, Rebecca?

Yeah. There's not enough for you.

Just Bethany.

Okay.

Don't worry. I'll bring you one later.

[music]

[Rebecca] And you thought we could jump four trash cans.

They're here.

That means Grandma will see the mess

in three, two, one.

One and a half. One and th...

[Viola] Rebecca, why are there clothes

and dirty dishes everywhere?

And are those wet towels on my bed?

[Rebecca] Don't be mad at me. I didn't do this.

How do I know that you didn't do this?

[Viola] I'm sorry. I cannot live like this.

This place is a pigsty.

[Charlie] Yes!

[Viola turns doorknob]

[softly] Whoa! Go, go, go...

Close the door.

Go, go...

[grunts]

[knocking on door]

[deep voice] You may enter.

Hi, guys.

I was wrong about rooming with Rebecca.

She's a slob.

Mm-mm-mm. You think you know some people.

Yeah. Can I room with you guys?

Sure thing. We got you.

So, what do you want to do first?

Play VR games? Prank Uncle Myles?

Make banana splits?

Nah. I tried being fun Grandma with Rebecca.

Won't make that mistake again.

What does that mean?

It means there will be mandatory reading hours,

early bedtimes, and no TV.

But what do we do for fun?

[sighs pleasantly]

Ow!

Stupid needle!

Ow! Stupid needle!

Don't worry.

Now that I'm rooming with you two instead of messy Rebecca,

we're gonna be doing this all the time.

You're gonna get so good at it.

Ow!

If I had fingers left by then.

Grandma, can we please do something else?

-[Charlie] Mm-hmm. -Like what?

Play video games?

-Eat junk food? -Yeah.

Do stunts on a tandem bike?

Anything that doesn't involve needles.

Forget it.

Let my guard down with Rebecca. Won't happen with you two.

We're gonna do some nice, quiet grandma activities.

Shoot, I'm running out of my favorite yarn.

Be right back.

Don't move a stitch.

All right, one fun joke. But that's it.

This is definitely not what I expected

when Grandma moved in with us.

Me either. We need to do something

or we're gonna end up like two grumpy old men.

Hey! Get off my yarn!

Too late.

[Charlie] Just touching my yarn.

Ow!

[music]

Those homemade ice cream sandwiches

were fire, Mr. Wilson.

Yeah. Yeah.

So were all the Rebecca stories you were telling.

-Yeah. -[Myles] Yeah.

I had no idea our daughter did

so many interesting and fun things without us knowing.

What?

Like faking our signatures to get out of school

so you two could go to the Beyonc� concert movie.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

[Yasmine] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Oh, shoot.

I forgot I was supposed to hit up the mall with my mom.

Psh, girl.

You still have plenty of time before it closes.

Yeah. Lots.

I mean, besides, we're having so much fun with you.

You gotta stay. You gotta stay.

-Please. Please. -Please.

I mean, come on.

This is, I mean, I'm having so much fun.

I mean...

-Okay. -Ah! Yes! Yeah!

Don't worry. I'll call your mom.

Yeah. Give her a call.

Don't worry. She's gonna call your mom.

Yeah.

Hey, this is Rebecca's mom.

Look, we just hit a parental goldmine.

Bethany is giving all the tea about our daughter.

Do you mind if she stays a little longer?

Perfect. Thanks, Bethany's mom.

Of course I know your name.

Sorry. You're breaking up.

[music]

Becca, you gotta help us.

Please be roommates with Grandma again.

She's driving us crazy.

What are you guys talking about?

Grandma's making us follow a bunch of rules

and won't let us have fun.

She made us knit for four hours straight.

Show her your fingers, Chuck.

[Charlie] I lost so much blood, Rebecca.

Later, she's making us read, and it's not for school.

-It's for [shudders] fun. -[Charlie winces]

Well, did she at least make her famous banana splits?

It's just called banana.

No split!

Wow.

She wasn't like this when we were roommates.

Maybe it's a good thing I was too messy for her.

Come on, you're smart. Tell us what to do.

I don't know.

You guys are just gonna have to figure this one out on your own.

Oh, Rebecca.

Did I ever tell you that you're my favorite cousin?

You can't room with me.

So, big sis, maybe I can...

Neither can you.

[strained breathing]

Well, this has been fun, but I really,

really,

really need to get to the mall.

Sure you don't have any more of those Rebecca stories, though?

-Yeah, I think so. -You think so?

So you don't know, so?

Maybe you should stick around until you're sure.

You know what?

I just thought of a couple more stories.

Hmm. Aren't you glad you stayed?

Yep.

So, there was this one time where Mr. Wilson

took Rebecca to an all-you-can-eat ice cream buffet

last week for lunch.

Wait.

You told me you two had a healthy lunch

at Please Romaine Calm.

Oh.

And you remember that time you and Rebecca

spilled coffee all over Mr. Wilson's car

and blamed it on the car wash people?

I accused Wendell, the car wash guy, of lying

and stopped taking my car there.

Hmm. What a shame.

I just thought of a bunch of stories

now that I think about it.

-Well, thanks for stopping by. -Yeah, it's been real.

But it's time for you to go.

Well, I...

[Yasmine] Bethany, bye!

Yeah, it's been a pleasure. There you go.

Don't want the mall to close on you.

-Thanks for all the good stuff. -Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, good stuff.

We're just gonna forget

about all the last couple of things, right?

Yeah, I think it would be best if we...

Yeah, mm-hmm.

Still gonna punish Rebecca, though, right?

Oh, yeah.

[music]

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

I found the Epsom salts for Grandma?

Dude! What are you doing?

Grandma hates a mess, right?

And when we made her think Rebecca was messy,

she moved out.

So if she thinks you're even worse,

Un-Fun Grandma will bounce.

Yeah, but why couldn't you mess up your side of the room?

Because my stuff is too cool to mess up.

Oh, then why are your shoes all over the place?

Oh, you're gonna regret that!

Ah! Ah! Dude!

[Dylan] Yeah, that's what you get!

Egh! Those stink!

They're your clothes!

-[Rebecca] Nice, Grandma. -[Viola] Got 'em, girl.

[Rebecca] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my goodness!

-Gotcha! -Oh, oh, oh!

Oh! Oh, that was so...

-Oh, he's so funny. -This is so much fun, girl.

It is. It really is.

I didn't know it was gonna be like this, girl.

Hey! What's going on?

Just two roomies having fun.

You two thought you were so smart

trying to turn me against Rebecca.

We decided to teach you a little lesson with Un-Fun Grandma.

So you all knew the whole time?

Of course we did.

We're sorry.

We were just jealous of all the fun you two were having.

Yeah. We just wanted to hang with you too.

Look, it should go without being said,

I love all my grandbabies equally.

It does.

But if you wanted to say it, though...

I love you all very much.

I probably should have included you boys in the first place.

Any chance you feel like kicking some alien butt?

-Yes, ma'am! -Yes, ma'am!

Well, good, because that last alien messed up my nail polish.

Well, step into my nail bar, Grandma.

I'll hook you up.

But first, you guys pick up Rebecca's room

like you found it.

Then you can play.

-[Dylan] I told you. -[Charlie] You did too much.

[Dylan] What do you mean?

[Charlie] This was all you. I didn't touch any of this.

Why are you telling stories?

[Charlie] I didn't do any of this.

You did all...

[music]

Yeah, kick that alien's butt.

I didn't even know aliens had butts until now.

Hey! [calmed] I mean, hey.

Guys. What's up?

We would like to speak with you about your phone.

Your new phone that you tricked us into buying.

Tricked you? Mother. Father.

Whatever gave you that idea?

Oh. My mom's honking for me to come home.

And, you know, I...

Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Now, where were you on May 2nd at 3:15?

How was Beyonc�?

I plead the Fifth! I plead the Fifth!

[music]

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