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[cheerful, holiday music]

Beautiful.

Mom, the house looks amazing.

You really outdid yourself this Christmas.

It might be a little over the top,

but who doesn't love Christmas?

Oh! Oh!

Ooh, I swear this better be

the last of these Christmas decorations,

because I'm not going back up and down

that ladder to the attic, OK?

That thing's gonna kill me.

Um, Dad, those boxes say "Halloween".

Well, you better get some Santa hats for these pumpkins,

because I'm not going back upstairs.

Aw, you got the boxes from the attic?

I was totally gonna help with that.

Aw, well, good, because they need to go back up, so...

No time. I got big news.

I'm gonna be on TV, rapping on TV.

What? That is so exciting. How?

There's this competition show coming to town,

Rap Battle Royale,

and I got chosen to be the local challenger.

Hmm. Rap Battle Royale.

-Have you seen the show? -No. Who cares?

It's a rap battle, and I'm the best rapper I know.

I just gotta rap some wack MC into the dirt,

and I'll be famous. Well, more famous.

Plus, there's a huge cash prize.

I'm finna get rich this Christmas.

Um, Dylan? Yeah, that...

The show's not Rap Battle Royale, R-A-P,

it's Wrap Battle Royale, W-R-A-P.

What does that mean?

It means wrap, wrapping, like gift wrapping paper.

You signed yourself up for a gift wrapping competition. See?

And the judges have decided our winner

is returning champion of Wrap Battle Royale,

Jacques Lumiere!

[Jacques] Merci, merci!

Wow. That was crazy, babe. That was nice, right?

-That was beautiful. -That was great.

What kind of dumb show is that?

Who would wanna watch people wrap presents on TV?

-No offense, Unc. -Yeah, none taken.

You know, I'm not a fan. Just a curious viewer.

What am I gonna do?

I've been bragging online all day

about how I'm gonna win this rap battle.

Plus, I...

Plus what?

So, I may have, in a way,

already spent the winnings on new studio equipment.

And who's paying for all that equipment now if you don't win?

My loving aunt and uncle?

Please? It's less than two weeks till Christmas.

Oh, well, Dylan, since you put it like that...

No, no, no!

What?

No, sir. You did this to yourself.

Look, unless you wanna spend all your weekends

mowing everybody's lawn in the neighborhood

until you pay us back, you are on your own.

OK, OK.

You know what? It's all good. It doesn't even matter.

It's just a gift wrapping contest.

It's folding paper around boxes. How hard could it be?

In three, two, one, paper down.

[Dylan pants]

Should I go gas up the lawnmower?

? From the Chi down in ATL Family living well?

? Uncle Myles ain't understand my style?

? Had to show and tell?

? Auntie Yas said I'm good at math?

? I should never fail?

? And Cousin Becca, she a stepper?

? Charlie, rolling with the kid?

? Yeah, ah You gon' love Young Dylan?

? Yeah, ah Who gon' love Young Dylan??

? Yeah, ah Who gon' love Young Dylan? ?

? Yeah, ah You gon' love Young Dylan?

? Yeah, ah Who gon' love Young Dylan??

? Yeah, ah You gon' love Young Dylan?

What am I gonna do?

This dumb TV show tapes in four days,

and I'm gonna embarrass myself.

Relax. Grandma is the best present wrapper around,

and she taught me everything she knows.

Give me some time to make a plan, and I'll train you.

And what should I do until then?

Pray.

That's what he said, and I was like, "OK".

Uh, Charlie?

Why are you dressed like a gnome?

Dad, I'm an elf.

Show some respect for the holiday season.

OK, why are you dressed like an elf?

Get ready for this. I got a holiday job!

As an elf!

Handing out candy canes to kids at the mall!

Bang, bang! Hot dang!

Charlie gonna rock this elf thang!

Bit-bop! No, you're not!

Charlie, you too young for a job.

But you and Mom both had jobs at my age.

You said it built character.

Ooh. Here you go, baby.

I hate when they use our parenting against us.

Why do you even want a job?

Remember how I asked you

for the new Game Shaker 6 for Christmas?

I remember saying that that was way too expensive

-for a video game system. -Exactly.

You said if I want it, I have to earn it myself.

-So, I got a job. -Yeah. I, I...

I did say that. Yes.

He is kicking my butt. What you got?

Come on. Get in there.

But, Charlie, you loveChristmas.

You'll miss it all if you're working.

Nah. I'll have time for both.

It's just a part-time job. How hard could it be?

You know, you're the second kid to say,

"How hard can it be," today.

Well, didn't work out well for the first one.

Well, look, if you really don't want me to work,

you could buy me the GS6.

-[laughs] -Nope.

Well, then it's off to work I go.

Fine. OK.

You're old enough to make some decisions for yourself.

-Yes! -But...

You have to tell us if the job is too much.

Deal.

[Christmassy music]

Rebecca! You said you were gonna train me,

and it's been hours! Rebecca!

[whistle blows] Aahh!

Listen up!

I worked out the perfect training regimen

to turn you into a gift-wrapping machine.

The wrap battle's only four days away,

which means you're gonna be working harder

than Santa trying to climb down the chimney.

Yes, ma'am!

Now...What happened to you?

You look worse than the last present Dylan wrapped.

Hey! Well, she's right.

You look like you got trampled by a reindeer.

And this was just your first day?

Yeah. And it was horrible. My boss is a jerk.

The other elves are bullies.

My feet hurt from standing all day.

And those kids...

Those horrible kids.

Weren't you just handing out candy canes?

Those kids should've loved you.

As soon as they saw the basket of candy, they changed.

It was like they were possessed.

Well, at least they liked the candy canes then.

Until they realized it was more fun

to stick them to things than eat them!

Dude, just quit!

No! I have to save up to buy the new GS6

so I can have the perfect Christmas.

Just don't tell Mom and Dad my job stinks.

If they know how bad it is. They'll make me--

And that's why having a job is great!

Aw, you had a good first day?

Sure did. Spreading that Christmas cheer.

Great! Oh, I was gonna make ginger snaps,

but I waited because I know how you love helping.

You in?

I'd love to, but I just have to rest my eyes for a few minutes.

OK. Just let me know when you're ready.

This is gonna be great.

[cries]

I'm so tired, Dylan! I'm so tired!

I'm going to sleep for a week, and don't let anyone wake me!

OK bro, relax.

[whistle blows]

No more candy canes! You've had enough!

We may not have jobs,

but we do have our work cut out for us.

Let's get ready to slay.

[whistle blows]

Time!

[loud smack]

[whistle blows] Hup, two, three! Four!

Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!

[whistle blows]

[whistle blows] [thud]

[whistle blows]

[whistle blows]

[Christmassy music]

Well?

It's beautiful.

-But how? -Music.

I put on some music to practice, and suddenly, I was in the zone.

There's a rhythm to wrapping, just like real rapping.

I can't believe it. Honestly, I didn't think

you had a snowball's chance of pulling this off.

Like, zero.

Like, in a million, a million, gazillion...

-I get it! -Can you do it again?

Sure. Peep this.

[music resumes]

Bam! Put that in your eggnog.

Dylan, I think you might be ready for this competition.

You're gonna send this guy home for Christmas.

Step aside, Santa.

Your boy, Young Dylan, is coming to town.

[Christmassy music]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here, come here. You sit down.

I'll go talk to Charlie, all right? I got this.

You sit here and you have yourself a nice big bowl of...

dry pancake mix. You have that.

What's up, buddy? What's going on?

What, uh, what happened to the elf costume?

I got demoted to reindeer! Well, back half of a reindeer.

I'm a reindeer's butt!

Yikes.

Charlie, so remind me again of why you want this job?

-Because I wanted it... -[muffled speech continues]

Son, I can't hear you.

Because I wanted to...

I wanted to, wait, wait.

-Yeah. -That works.

Because I want the GS6 game system so bad.

I know it's expensive, but if I get it for myself,

it'll be the best Christmas ever.

Hm. Best Christmas ever.

Yeah, you know, I've got some great presents over the years,

some of which I've got myself.

Um, but when I think of the best Christmases ever,

I don't remember one single present.

-Really? -Uh-uh.

What I do remember is, uh...

I remember your grandma reading us stories.

I remember decorating the trees with you kids.

Hanging the lights.

Making cookies. Hmm? Gingerbread houses. Huh?

All my favorite Christmas things.

Come on, now. Come on and look around.

What do you got here, buddy?

You got, you got Christmas trees, decorated. Boom!

Look up! You got lights hung.

Oh my, oh my, oh my. Is this a sleigh?

This is a sleigh.

I remember someone saying, "I've always wanted a sleigh."

Boom! We got a sleigh. I'm slaying with a sleigh.

-We have a sleigh? -We have a sleigh.

-Oh my gosh! -I know, that's crazy.

But, uh, here's the thing.

If your job, though,

is providing you the best Christmas ever...

-Just know we've got your back. -I know.

Well, I'm gonna go help your mom, uh...

unwrap some food. So, enjoy.

[Dylan whimpers nervously]

This is really happening.

Wrapping presents on TV.

Why are you guys nervous? Stop being nervous.

Yeah, I'm not sure it's us.

And you don't need to be nervous.

Yes, he does.

Unless he wants to spend the next year mowing lawns.

What he meant to say was...

we've seen how hard you trained for this.

And you're gonna be great.

Well, well, well. You must be my new challenger.

I did not expect to have to defeat someone so...

beautiful.

Thank you.

We, as husband and wife, accept your flower.

And, I'm not your competition.

-That'd be my nephew, Dylan. -Sup?

Uh, you?

But you are a mere child!

Coochie, coochie.

Oh, oh, oh! They should call you Young Dylan.

[laughs]

-They do. That's my name. -Oh.

Well, then my insult has fallen flat.

Ta-ta!

Ta-ta! Dylan, you gotta beat him.

-Baby, let's go sit down. -OK.

This way.

All right, come on. Let's get you warmed up.

I saw how you was looking at Frenchie. Mm-hmm.

I can't believe Charlie chose work over this.

I really thought he'd be here.

Yeah, me too. I mean, you heard my dad speech, right?

-I thought I nailed it. -Yeah.

I guess I'm losing my touch.

Charlie!

-Still got it. -I thought you had work?

-I did, but, well, I quit. -Yes!

I mean, oh, what happened?

You're not gonna believe this, but I hated that job.

-Really? -What? That's crazy.

I know, I know, I hid it well.

But having a job is harder than you'd think.

I was saving up to buy myself a gift

thinking it would make for a great Christmas,

but I ended up missing all the Christmas stuff I love.

What?

Sounds like you got some pretty good advice from someone.

Yeah. I talked to Grandma.

She knocked some frankin-sense into me

and said I was being a "stubborn fool".

Right, right. Yeah, well, you know, whatever.

You know, at least you got some good advice.

Hey, we're about to start. You gotta lose those headphones.

-What? For real? -Uh, for real, for real.

No accessories. It's in the rules.

But I need these. They're my...

Uh, I'm sure it's fine. You found your flow.

You probably don't even need the music.

Yeah, yeah. You're right.

OK.

Uh...

What should I do?

Or you definitely need the music.

-What am I gonna do? -Just--

OK, people, let's get this thing live!

[laughter]

Whose child is that?

All right, folks, we're on in five, four, three...

Hello, and welcome back

to another episode of Wrap Battle Royale!

[cheers and applause]

I am your host Biranda Bontaine, and I have got a show for you.

You're all familiar with our returning seven-time champion,

Jacques Lumiere.

Le boo! Boo!

But he will be facing a new local challenger this week,

and folks, I have never seen such an impressive application.

He says that he has been wrapping

since he was crawling in a onesie.

And he has signed other wrappers to his personal label.

I didn't even know gift wrappers had a label.

So set your expectations high for Young Dylan!

[cheers and applause]

OK, you all know the rules.

The mystery items are here for the competitors to wrap.

Contestants will have two minutes,

and here on Wrap Battle Royale, it's all about style.

So best presentation wins!

Champion, are you ready?

Why, but of course.

-Challenger, are you ready? -Not really.

Then here we go!

Ooh la la.

Oh, na na.

[hip-hop instrumental plays]

Oh, OK!

? A little tape to make this gift even greater?

? Then I take the tape and slap it on some Christmas paper?

? You say you're the best but I never been a hater?

? And I'm number one and everybody else a chaser?

? Shout out Becc She did her big one?

? She told me a little music could turn wrapping into fun?

? But I'm a rap prodigy I know it's true?

? They never see me coming like a silent double-U?

? Now I'mma be the greatest rapper of my generation?

? My only limit is my imagination?

? And if you blink you might just miss this?

? But don't be sad Just have a merry Christmas?

-Go Dylan! -[cheers and applause]

Oh! Unbelievable!

I have never seen anything like this!

Some might call it a Christmas miracle!

Wait! It sounds like the judges already decided.

Our winner, and new Wrap BattleChampion,

-Young Dylan! -[cheers and applause]

Now that you're the new champion,

how are you going to top that performance

for the next segment?

-Oh, I'm not. -Come again?

This was great,

but I never want to wrap another present in my life.

I'm retiring on top.

Young Dylan, out!

[cheers and applause]

Well, that's unexpected.

I guess we're stuck with our old champion again.

Hey!

[screams]

[slow, sneaky music]

Christmas pizza.

Dylan!

[music]

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[Nickelodeon theme]

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