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Yo, did that look good? Because it felt great.

-It looked... -Bethany,

I'mma stop you right there.

I know I'm fly.

Yeah.

You know the difference between me and them?

I make this look fly.

You got that from a movie.

Still true.

Now, be honest,

does this fit say 'coolest kid in school'?

It says what all your outfits say:

That you like being seen.

Also true.

If everything works out with the school superlatives,

I'll be the first student to have ever earned

all three C's.

Coolest Dress, Coolest Laugh, and finally, Coolest Kid.

Yearbook superlatives haven't been decided yet,

and nobody said you'd be named anything in it.

But I am though, right?

I know you probably can't tell me I'm gonna be coolest kid,

but you can tell me, right?

Right? Right?

Yes! Yes, yes, yes!

Yes! I knew it!

* Ay, ay, coolest kid, coolest kid *

* I'm gonna be the coolest kid

Yo Chuckles, say what's up to the coolest kid in school.

Speakin' of cool, check this out.

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* Oh, oh, oh, oh, win, win, win, win *

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What are you doing?

Besides giving me secondhand embarrassment.

I'm makin' up a new FlipFlop dance challenge

called "Hit That Garbage Dip".

You got one word right. It sure is garbage.

Don't hate because you can't Garbage Dip like your cousin.

Please, I can do that in my sleep.

All right.

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-Garbage dip, ay, garbage dip. -Garbage dip, garbage dip.

Okay.

That was kinda dope. Now, delete that video.

Wait, what?

Bro, that video can't get out.

If someone catches me hittin' the garbage dip,

I don't even wanna know what's gonna happen

to my Coolest Kid superlative.

And despite what everyone else keeps saying,

I need that third C.

I really hope you're not talking about your grades,

but okay, I'll delete it.

Uh-oh.

What uh-oh?

Do not tell me you uploaded that video.

You didn't, right?

Right?!

Maybe?

Just a little bit.

No!

* From the Chi down to ATL, family livin' well *

* Uncle Myles ain't understand my style, had to show and tell *

* Auntie Yas said I'm good at math *

* I should never fail

* And cousin Becca, she a steppa *

* Charlie rollin' with the kid *

* Yeah, ah (WHO?) *

* You gon' love Young Dylan

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* Who gon' love Young Dylan?

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* Who gon' love Young Dylan?

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* You gon' love Young Dylan

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* Who gon' love Young Dylan?

* (You gon' love Young Dylan) Yeah, ah (WHO?) *

* You gon' love Young Dylan

Charlie, you gotta delete that video.

If kids see me dancin' like that,

I won't get named coolest kid in the yearbook!

I'm trying to fix this.

Charlie, it's that button.

No, it's this button.

No, it's not. What are you doing?

Stop it!

What was that?

I'm locked out.

For how long?!

24 hours!

24 hours?!

Nothin' like doin' absolutely nothin' after school.

No homework, no chores,

just watchin' my favorite TV shows.

[finger snapping]

* Someone's gonna be busy

* And by someone, we mean you

[Both] * Someone's gonna be busy

* And by someone, we mean you

* Someone's sounding silly

* And by someone, I mean you

Oh, there, there she got a little snap back on us.

Look what we found in the garage.

Mm-hm, yeah, we found the Christmas coupons

you gifted us years ago.

Which was suspiciously hidden in a box.

Weird.

I don't know what, what box you're talkin' about,

but I'm pretty sure it was labeled 'do not open'.

Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that you wrote that,

since the O was heart-shaped, like the one on these coupons.

Dang my need for cutesy cursive.

I'm so glad we found these,

because each one is good for one free 'yes'

to anything we ask.

-Mm-hm. -"Love, Rebecca".

Oh, that's nice.

Those are, those are so old.

I mean, they're, they're, they're probably expired.

Oh, "These never expire."

Yes, mm-hm.

Which is a good thing, too,

because boy, do we have a huge 'yes' to ask.

Oh, well, there's just one more thing.

I still have those free get-out-of-chores coupon

that you gave me as a gift that I never used.

Oh wow, well, maybe they're back there.

-Maybe they're... -Back where?

-Maybe they're back right here. -[gasps]

-Hm? -Lookin' for these?

We found out that you made copies

of the original coupon,

and have been using them to trick Dylan and Charlie

into doing your chores.

Mm-hm, so now it's time to pay up.

Fine, what do I have to do?

Well, let's just say it involves a leaf blower,

seashells, and chopsticks.

Lucky for us, we have plenty of coupons.

I believe this is for you.

Oh, oh, yes, 'Leaf blower, chopsticks', yeah.

[Both] Three, two, one.

* Someone's gonna be busy

* And by someone, we mean you

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Yo, no one is clowning us. This is great news.

Yo, A-Ron, what's up, my boy?

'Sup, garbage boys?

How do they all know the dance?

I think some people saw the video.

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Man, that was the worst day ever!

Come on, Dylan. Look on the bright side.

What bright side?!

People saw my post!

That is not a bright side!

I didn't want anyone to see that video!

How would the coolest kid handle this situation?

-Well... -I'm not asking you!

I wanna help.

You got me into this mess.

I don't want any more help from you, thanks.

Ooh!

Quiet!

You'll scare it away.

I just need a new, fresh look

to help convince everyone that I'm still the coolest.

How is a new look gonna help?

All the celebrities do it.

After somethin' embarrassing happens,

they pop out on the scene with dope hair, a tough fit,

and a new vibe.

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[Yasmine] You know, it's really nice to have the person

responsible for chores

doing her chores yesterday and today.

Yes, those coupons were clutch.

Good thing we didn't throw 'em away

along with the kids' macaroni art.

Not that I threw any of those precious memories away.

Okay, guess I finished everything on the list.

-Can I go now? -No.

We have more coupons.

Plus, I have a second list right here.

You know, I made these coupons with love.

But you know what?

I'm not feeling any love back right now.

Well, maybe next time you won't make copies of our love

and use that love on members of this family.

You know what I mean.

That's okay.

They just keep comin'.

Yeah, they, they just keep comin'.

Yeah.

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Hey Booder, hey, Bethany.

Rebecca, why do you look so tired?

My parents found the free 'yes' coupons

I gifted them.

I knew you should've buried that box.

And they found the copies I made of their coupons

to get out of chores.

Those were fake?!

I told Dylan the ink on those coupons looked sus.

Where is Dylan?

I didn't think he'd want to miss a day to show up and show out

with the coolest kid title on the line.

He didn't.

He just wanted to make a grand entrance.

But he didn't trust me to even help him with that,

so I recorded this instead.

[Dylan] Attention, students!

Please give it up for your boy,

the big Chillin' Villain, Young Dylan!

Dylan, why are you walking so slow?

Did you hurt your leg?

Just somethin' new I'm trying.

Well, you should try somethin' else,

because this ain't it.

You look even more ridiculous

than you did in that Garbage Dip dance video.

Y'all won't be laughin'

when I get named the coolest kid in the yearbook.

Dylan, why don't you just give up?

No way!

When I become rich and famous,

I want everyone to be able to say,

"I went to school with Young Dylan,

and yeah, he was always the coolest."

After that dance video and whatever this is...

I don't think you're getting crowned

the coolest kid at school.

Thanks a lot, Charlie!

It's not over, my page got unlocked,

and I think I know how to help you.

We just need to make a new video,

-but this time... -You can miss me with

all that help of yours.

I don't need it,

and I most definitely don't want it.

There's only one thing to do.

Wipe all that sweat drip off your new drip?

You're talking about going bigger, aren't you?

Yup!

Now, I need some help with these boots.

I need to pour some sweat out.

Ooh!

That's definitely not gonna help!

He went, "Ooh!"

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Oh, waiter!

I feel like you're takin' advantage, now.

I gave you those homemade coupons for chores,

and I used those handmade coupons

to trick Charlie and Dylan into doing chores.

All this right now isn't even a chore!

Oh, but it will be once we dirty the dishes.

Here's your meal.

Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes. Thank you, yes.

Mm, oh, this smells delicious.

Okay baby, hurry up and give her the ticket

so we can begin to eat.

Yes.

Oh, no.

We only have one coupon.

One?! Uh-uh.

I made you two dinners,

which means you need two coupons.

Oh, well, would you take an IOU?

N-O-O.

We just made a slight miscalculation.

Since this delicious meal is already prepared,

How about you just let us slide and enjoy it?

Did you let me slide?

You know what? I'm eatin' it.

Me, too.

I can't believe you two! I'm telling.

"I'm tellin'!"

On your parents? Who you gon' tell?

Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

I can't believe y'all took advantage of my baby like that.

Well, Mom, I'm your baby, too.

Oh no!

-Oh, yes. -Oh, yes.

What are those?

Well, when Myles was a boy,

he made me a bunch of coupons for anything I wanted.

Myles, no!

And I'm givin' 'em to my grandbaby.

Wait, no, wait, wait, wait, no, no.

Those are non-transferrable.

It doesn't say that on the coupon.

Hey Ma, look, we, we, we can talk about this.

Right, you know? Come on.

Yeah, those coupons were made before we were married.

Wow, you're doin' me like that?

-Huh. -Huh, well...

I think I feel like some homemade pizza.

Yeah, me too!

Oh, wow. Mom...

Fine. You know what?

I'll make the sauce, Yasmine, you make...

Yasmine?

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Hey, Dylan, buddy...

You doin' okay?

Hm, let's see.

Charlie posted an embarrassing video

of me dancing,

then I ripped my pants in front of the whole school,

and now my shot at gettin' Coolest Kid

is essentially zero.

So yeah, I'm great.

Good!

What are you, what are you doing?

I'm goin' bigger.

Yes!

I made a memory wiper.

Dylan, you might have gone mad.

Booder, I have to fix this!

I'm willin' to do anything.

So, let Charlie help!

He clearly feels bad and wants to.

I'm willing to do anything but that.

This is all his fault.

Well, a memory device isn't going to work.

What's that?

Oh, a few of us in the neighborhood

are having a water balloon fight.

I decided to stop by and check on you.

And hide?

Those are your words, not mine.

Hm...

Booder.

Booder, Booder, Booder.

Bring me every water balloon you've got!

You've got those 'go bigger, bigger' eyes.

Yeah, it's simple.

See, when your image takes a hit,

you've gotta stay ahead of it.

So, I'm gonna drop a bunch of water balloons

on Principal Matthews' head.

How does that help?!

When I dump a bunch of water balloons

on Principal Matthews' head,

everybody will be laughin' at him.

And once they find out I was behind it,

they'll forget about the video,

and I'll finally get my coolest kid in school crown.

Yeah, or you'll get suspended,

and become the coolest kid not at school.

I head the words 'coolest' and 'kid',

and stopped listening.

Bring me the water balloons, and don't tell anyone.

[laughing manically]

Dylan's going to do what?!

But he'll get in so much trouble!

That's what I told him!

But he's right. It's my fault.

I need to go talk to him.

You can't, then he'll know that I told you,

and then he won't be friends with me

when our bros-iversary is just around the corner!

Then what am I supposed to do?

I have no clue.

But now it's your problem, so bye!

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Alright Mom, all done with your laundry.

Washed, dried, and folded.

Oh, am I too late to help?

He did a good job, Grandma.

Yep.

And since this was my last coupon,

I'm officially done.

Look what I found.

I didn't see a thing. I don't think so.

Nope, not gonna happen.

This is just a calendar.

But don't get it twisted, little girl.

No more trickin' Charlie and Dylan.

-Yes, ma'am. -Okay.

That was some good pizza though, huh?

It was, wasn't it? Oh my gosh.

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You seem pretty calm for somebody

who just lost their shot at being crowned

coolest kid in the yearbook.

'Cause I got a plan to fix it.

You're still goin' through with this?

Going through with what?

I got balloons set to drop from that ceiling onto that X

when Principal Matthews walks in.

Then it's soak city.

Dylan, you, you can't do that.

I have no choice.

I've been lookin' like a fool when I need to look cool.

Doesn't it matter more how you see yourself?

That's hilarious.

That's a cool laugh. I'll give him that.

Here he comes.

Slow down, Charlie.

Hey everybody, watch me hit this new dance

I call the T-Rex!

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Aw, man!

Thanks to Charlie...

I ruined my chance!

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Why is Charlie doing that ridiculous dance?

I think he's trying to save Dylan.

Save me? Why?

Because he feels bad for accidentally posting that video.

Like you said,

if kids find something more hilarious to laugh at,

they'd stop laughing at you.

And there's something more hilarious.

Everyone is clowning him.

I can't let him go out like that on his own.

So, are you gonna join him, or...?

Okay, okay.

What the...?

Dylan, get outta here! I'm doing this for you!

Man, I'm not worried about that crown anymore.

But I do care that you would go this far to try to help me.

Like you said, always go bigger, right?

Yeah, thanks, man.

I know you only did this to save my butt,

but this is actually pretty fun.

Finish off with the Garbage Dip?

-Uh-huh. -Alright, alright.

One, two, three, four. Garbage Dip.

Garbage Dip.

[Both] Garbage Dip, Garbage Dip.

Garbage Dip, Garbage Dip.

Garbage Dip, Garbage Dip.

Ay, ay, Garbage Dip, Garbage Dip.

Hey, hey!

Yeah.

Dylan, I have never seen you put your ego aside like that before.

I'm impressed.

Well, even though I may have lost the coolest kid crown,

I won't get my own page in the yearbook.

I'm big enough to laugh at myself.

And sometimes, that's the most important.

-Right, Chuckles? -Right.

You guys are not gonna believe this.

I got the mockup of the yearbook...

I won, I won! Coolest kid, coolest kid!

You did it, Dylan!

[Dylan] Yeah!

No, he did not.

-Oh. -Oh.

But you and Charlie did get the best dance duo.

[Charlie] Whoa, yes!

[Dylan] That's cool.

This isn't what I was after, but somehow,

it seems just as cool.

Wait...

Who won coolest kid?

Bethany?! What?!

Deal with it.

I mean...

She is pretty cool.

Emphasis on the pretty.

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Kids.

Always messin' with somethin'.

What is this?

Does this thing even work?

Ooh.

Kids.

Always messin' with somethin'.

What is this?

This thing even work?

Ooh.

Huh, what's this?

What in the world is this?

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