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[music]

[Myles] Okay..

Boys, you do know it's not Halloween, right?

Yeah, you got me checkin' my phone,

making sure we didn't wake up in a time warp.

No, Mama Yas, we're makin' a zombie-themed theater

for our sleepover with Booder.

Yeah, the movie Zombies Versus Monsters Versus Vampires: Three

streams tonight,

and we have to see it the moment it's released.

Yeah, and we don't want any spoilers.

Oh right, Zombie Premiere Night.

We'd hate to spoil your sleepover,

so your uncle and I will be working on the water heater

in the garage tonight.

Yep, yep, yep, yep. We have a lot of work to do.

And we do not,

and I stress do not want to be disturbed.

'Cause there's a lot of intricate repairs...

Seems like they spoiled your little speech here.

Okay.

Hey!

What are you doing?!

You can't move this stuff, we were already here!

Yes, I can.

Mom said it was cool,

so Bethany and I are setting up to do our fashion review show

to post on FlipFlop.

We need the stairs so we can preview

the outfits we're gonna talk about.

But we've already set things up!

Besides, this is the TV

to watch zombies fighting monsters on.

Not that tiny one upstairs!

And that's my problem because?

Because we were here first!

Okay, but Mom said it was fine!

-No, no, you can't! -No, no, no!

[indistinct arguing]

Mom said it was fine, that's why I'm down here setting up.

-No, just do it somewhere else! -[Yasmine] Hey, hey!

Let's take a quick breath.

This is a little bit my fault,

I didn't realize both sleepovers were the same night

when I said yes.

Mm-hm.

So, now that we know whose fault it is...

But you guys are old enough

to know how to share the living room.

[doorbell rings] Exactly.

You're mature enough to work this out.

And if we have to come here from workin' on the water heater

to break up arguments,

both Booder and Bethany can go home,

and there won't be any sleepovers.

Got it?

[All] Got it.

Welcome.

We are not gonna let this ruin our night.

Let's do our thing and ignore them.

So, basically what we usually do.

Look, it's time to treat these girls

like when Booder farts in class.

Ignore it even though we all know it's there.

Got it?

♪ From the Chi down to ATL, family livin' well ♪

♪ Uncle Myles ain't understand my style, had to show and tell ♪

♪ Auntie Yas said I'm good at math ♪

♪ I should never fail

♪ And cousin Becca, she a steppa ♪

♪ Charlie rollin' with the kid ♪

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]

♪ You gon' love Young Dylan

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]

♪ Who gon' love Young Dylan?

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]

♪ Who gon' love Young Dylan?

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]

♪ You gon' love Young Dylan

♪ Yeah, Ah [WHO?]

♪ Who gon' love Young Dylan?

♪ [You gon' love Young Dylan] Yeah, Ah [WHO?] ♪

♪ You gon' love Young Dylan

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Hey, what's the deal?

Sorry, it's kinda crowded in here.

You get it, don't you?

Yeah...

You know, I do.

I mean, it wouldn't be cool...

You know what'd be really cool

and maybe even make me like you a little?

If you watch movies upstairs.

I, I...

Dylan, she's got you under a spell!

Hey, that's low!

You can use my love for you against me!

Then you should be more careful where you put stuff.

Hey! That was my gourmet popcorn!

It was an accident, Charlie, chill.

No, you chill!

You only did that because you knew [indistinct]!

I didn't even do that! What are you talking about?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

You heard Rebecca, it was an accident.

Let's just enjoy Charlie's other snacks

and get ready for the movie, okay?

Hey, what'd you do to our ring light?

It was a accident, I promise.

[music]

♪ What?

The branches are empty and the nest is safe.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Did the robin kick its babies out of the nest from our tree?

What? No!

I'm talking in code. The coast is clear.

Copy that.

Alright, baby. Are you ready for some fun?

-Yeah! -[Myles] Check it out.

Feast your eyes on the latest

and greatest in VR gaming, baby!

I love VR games!

Oh, yeah.

It was genius hiding our setup in here.

The kids will stay a hundred miles away

if they think they have to help us fix something.

[both laughing wickedly]

[Myles] You know what's even better than that?

What?

Me kicking your butt.

Right here. Oh, nope, nope.

There we go. Right there.

Prepare to be ended!

In Sizzlin' Souls.

Prepare to taste my steel!

-Ooh. -[Myles] Yeah.

-There we go. -[Yasmine] Okay.

-Yeah, so, okay. -Okay.

-Okay. -Good?

[knocking on door] [Both] Oh!

One second!

[knocking on door]

Who is it?

And it better be an emergency!

[Viola] Myles, open the door.

Hey, Mom.

What, what, what are you doing here?

My whole block lost electricity,

and I need somewhere to be 'til the power come back on.

Hm, okay.

What y'all doin'?

Fixing the water heater.

Yeah, you don't wanna sit around and watch us fix

this boring, old water heater.

Mm-hm.

You two are as handy as a left foot.

Uh-huh!

My motherly instincts told me that you were hidin' somethin'.

But Mom, Yasmine and I were just, you know, we wanted to

have some fun while the kids were havin' their sleepover,

so, if you don't mind givin' us a little bit of space...

We can...

I wanna have fun, too.

Who says we all can't have fun together?

Baby, I know, I know. Look, look.

Okay, we'll let her play the game.

We'll beat her socks off, okay?

She'll get tired of losin', and she'll go home, trust me.

I hope you're right.

And it would be fun to beat her at somethin'.

Whose butt am I gonna kick first?

You would think after two movies,

the zombies and the monsters

would team up against the vampires.

Yeah, but they don't have the brains to do it.

This is so cool.

Great movie, my amazing snacks, could this night get any better?

[monster screams]

[music]

Hey! Turn that off!

How rude can you be?

Who's rude?

We're just tryin' to have a rehearsal for

our fashion review.

And you can't have an intro without music!

Duh.

Then have it upstairs!

Jumping from a monster scream is half the fun,

and that can't happen with your janky music!

And we can't make comments on the outfits we're reviewing

with a bunch of zombies groaning like they ate bad brains!

So go upstairs and take your zombies with you!

Hey!

Oh, no you didn't!

Yes, she did!

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Oh no, you didn't!

-Oh, yes he did! -Oh, yes he did!

-[Booder] I can't believe this. -[indistinct]

-What are you talking about? -Always...

[indistinct arguing]

Quiet down!

I think yur parents might have heard us.

If they come in here and catch us fighting,

Bethany and I will have to go home.

False alarm.

That was close.

Let's just call a truce,

so we can have our sleepovers in peace.

[Both] Are we really going to let them get away with this?

-Oh, no. -Please.

[Both] If it's war they want, it's war they're gonna get.

Time to turn this into a battle royale!

We're going into full-blown Joan of Arc mode!

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Wait a minute, where are the boys?

They wouldn't give up that easy, would they?

Do you think they booby trapped our set?

It wouldn't surprise me.

Let's check.

I don't see any traps, did you?

Nope, looks like we have a fashion review to post.

[music]

This is the Rebecca and Bethany fashion review...

-The Stitch-uation. -The Stitch-uation.

Let's do this.

[music]

Yo, yo, yo, it's your boy Young Dylan,

and we here to talk about fashion!

Yeah, look at us! Isn't this outfit fire?

I'm also on fire!

Did I say it right?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Really, Dylan, you're gonna stoop that low?

I'll stoop, squat and sit as low as I have to

if it means making you guys go

so we can watch our movie in peace!

You are so selfish! All you do is take!

No, I don't, that's a lie!

I can't believe you're ruining this for us!

-Guys! -Do you know how long it took

-to set this whole thing up? -Guys!

You do realize if your parents come in here

because of the fighting,

the sleepovers will be canceled?

Wait...

I have an idea.

One that will save the night for us all.

How?

We obviously can't share the living room.

We play for it.

What do you mean?

We play a game. Us against you guys.

Losers go upstairs, winner gets the living room.

I don't know...

Who gets to pick the game? You?

No, you can pick the game.

Any game, 'cause we'll win.

Except for math games, no math games.

Then, I have the perfect game.

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[Viola] I sliced you up like a tomato!

How many times have I beat y'all?

Seven, Mom.

You beat Yasmine five times.

Shouldn't your power have been turned back on?

Maybe, but I'm not leaving while I'm on a winning streak!

Who's next?

Myles, we have to do something.

I am not spending my night getting beat by your mom.

I'm the only one supposed to be beating you.

If we don't beat her, she won't leave.

Okay, baby.

You scared?

[Viola chuckles]

[Viola] Come on, let's go!

Okay, here, just, just play her, okay?

I'll think of somethin'.

Ha, hiya!

[music]

Okay, we're gonna play a game called "Do If You Dare".

It's a game,where you haveto pick a card

and then you have to do a silly dare.

And if you don't do the silly dare and chicken out,

then you lose a point and the other team gets a point.

But if you do the dare, you get a point.

First team to get ten points wins.

-Okay? -Okay.

Booder, you pick first.

Yeah, Booder! Let's go, Booder!

Okay.

"Salty and Sweet:

Go to the refrigerator and grab the first savory item

and the first sweet item,

and eat them together."

Like steak and syrup.

-Ew, gross. -That's disgusting.

Ew, disgusting.

[All] Eww!

No, no, no...

Don't do...

This is surprisingly good!

[All] Ew!

Booder, you're a different kind of kid.

But good job. Fist bump, fist bump.

Good job.

-Yeah. -I'm next.

"Peek a Pic:

Give your phone to your opponent,

and let them find a really embarrassing pic of you"?

-Yes. -Wow...

Oh.

You look wild!

I was mid-sneeze when that was taken.

So beautiful.

[Bethany] Dylan, your turn.

[Booder] Okay, Dylan! You got this!

-[Charlie] Come on, Dylan! -Alright, I got this.

"Wear your favorite sneakers

and dodge your opponents squirting ketchup bottles"?

No way!

You guys are nuts if you think I'm gonna let you

try to squirt my sneakers with ketchup.

I'm sorry.

-Yes! -Yes, we got the point!

Come on, Dylan, you gotta take one for the team!

You didn't even attempt!

Look, I had to eat pickles and cake!

My sneakers are my babies!

I can't even lie,

I might love them more than I love all y'all.

[music]

Okay, it's all on you.

If you do the dare, you win.

But if you don't, we get the point and we win,

and you all can take your butts upstairs.

Okay.

Oh, no.

"Hold a spider in your hand for ten seconds"?

You guys know I hate spiders.

But we don't have a spider.

So, I guess we get the point.

Actually, we do.

I took our school tarantula home for the weekend,

so I'll just go upstairs and get it.

No way, that's crazy!

Wait, so you're not gonna do it?

♪ We win, we win ♪

-♪ We win -Wait!

You two better appreciate this.

Get the spider.

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[Dylan groans nervously]

One, two, three, four...

-Five... -Go faster!

[Rebecca] Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

That's it! We win, right?

Looks like you two have to take your butts upstairs!

Ha-ha, bye-bye!

Whatever, Dylan! I can't stand you!

I wish you would just go back to Chicago

and give me some space!

Dylan, I'm, I'm sorry.

Nah.

I, I get it.

You, you can have the living room.

It's yours, anyway.

Not cool, Rebecca.

[music]

Give up, Yas!

You can't win.

Ooh, looks like my winnin' streak

is goin' on, then!

Myles, what are we gonna do?

We can't have your mom here all night.

This was our thing.

Don't worry, baby. I thought of somethin'.

I got you right where you're gonna lose.

Ooh...

Finally, some competition.

Ya!

Hope you're ready.

[Viola] Whoa, [indistinct]

Don't matter, 'cause I'mma slice you up, anyway.

Ya!

This isn't exactly how I thought the night would go,

but it's pretty hilarious.

Mom, you sure are good.

And you know this! Yes!

[music]

What do you want?

Can I talk to Dylan?

Alone?

Please?

I shouldn't have said what I said.

It was wrong, and I didn't mean it.

Really?

Or is that how you feel?

'Cause if it is...

Maybe I need to go back.

I don't wanna be where I'm not wanted.

I didn't mean it, Dylan.

But I guess I was just fed up with losing to you.

Before you got here,

I was the one Charlie looked up to,

and I was the one who always won.

But now, it's not the case.

I don't always win anymore. Charlie looks up to you, now.

I guess I never thought of it that way.

It's still no excuse.

I shouldn't have said what I said,

and I really want you here.

I mean, I don't always win anymore,

but that's actually a good thing.

Really? Why?

Because...

Competition is good.

And now Charlie has two people to look up to.

I love having you here, and I hope you can forgive me.

All good, cuz.

And I'm sorry we messed with your fashion show review.

You guys can have the living room.

We'll just watch the movie up here.

No...

Bethany and I were talking,

and we had a lot of fun playing Do If You Dare.

We could keep playing,

and maybe combine sleepovers after?

Yeah, I had a lot of fun playing it, too.

And I wouldn't mind watching you guys shoot

your fashion show review.

Maybe I can be a guest one day.

That'll be cool.

And your movie did look pretty fun.

Let's do it.

But this time, let's stack the deck

and make Charlie pick a card

where he has to dance with a zucchini.

[music]

[music]

You two tired of gettin' whooped?

Yep, Mama, you sure kicked our butts.

[Yasmine] Yeah, you beat us so good.

I think I felt it on that on for real.

Well...

I'm just that good, you know?

Yep.

You don't broke me up.

Mama, you did, you did that.

My power's back on.

Gotta go say goodbye to the kids,

and then I'll be on my way.

Speakin' of those kids, they've been real quiet.

A little too quiet.

[All] Yay!

[indistinct]

Hey, what y'all doin'?

Can we play?

Have a seat, Grandma. We're playing Do If You Dare.

Thank you, baby.

[Dylan] Unc, Auntie, you want in?

Oh, it's good to see you all are getting along.

Alone time is great, but family time is even better.

Come on, Myles.

Alright.

Alright, alright, alright, alright.

So, what's happenin'? What am I supposed to do?

Alright Unc, pick a card and read it.

-Any card, or a top card? -No, no, no, the top card.

-You know how we play, you know. -Alright, alright,

alright, okay.

"Do if you dare."

Okay...

Says, "Arm wrestle your mom"?

[All] Ooh...

"Loser has to eat whipped cream and sardine pie."

No thank you, I'll be giving that point away.

Come on, son. Don't be chicken.

-Come on. -I wouldn't go.

She called you out, she called you a chicken.

-I wouldn't go. -Come on.

-Alright. -Come on, come on.

-No! -Wait, wait, wait.

[indistinct], Mom, I'mma need you to make sure...

That's the way the seniors do it.

Okay, just make sure you better take it easy...

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