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* Oh, you put the thick slice down *

*and then you slap it around *

* With the peanut butter on top make the jelly drop *

Man, I can freestyle about anything.

Ooh. What about rapping about salmon souffle?

* Salmon souffle Bring it my way *

* Hey

Yeah, let's leave the rapping to the real MC.

If it isn't my two favorite boys in the whole wide world!

Hey, Mom and Dad. What's up?

Uh, the price of peanut butter. Could you use a little less?

Or use as much as your heart desires.

Uh-oh, Auntie Yaz,

you got that "I need something from you" voice on.

What? Me? No.

And now you got your "I'm fibbing to cover my tracks"

high-pitched voice on.

Okay, fine. I need one of you to participate in the church's

Bible book club with me and your father today.

Dad, why are you waving?

Ooh. Yes. Yes.

Auntie Yasmine,

when did you become a member of the church's book club?

Well, I was teetering on joining, but when I found out

my new boss was in it, I figured I could get in

the Word and do some bonding with him.

Mm-hmm.

So she volun-told me I had to help her make a good impression.

Oh, and his daughter Amy's in the book club, too.

She is?

-Yeah. -Yes!

Every week someone picks a book from the Bible

and re-enacts a passage.

For this week, I picked Genesis and we're doing Noah's Ark!

Now which one of you is going to help me out?

[sighs] I love you Aunt Yasmine, but hard pass.

Please, Charlie, please!

Are you kidding? Of course, I'm in!

This is the perfect opportunity to impress Amy.

Great! We're gonna make my boss see how amazing I am.

I mean, how amazing the Bible is.

-Yay! -Yay. Amen. Yes.

* From the Chi down in ATL Family living well *

* Uncle Myles ain't understand my style *

* Had to show and tell

* Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math *

* I should never fail

* And cousin Becca She a steppa *

* Charlie rollin' with the kid

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* You gonna love Young Dylan

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* Who gonna love Young Dylan

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* Who gonna love Young Dylan

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* You gonna love Young Dylan

* Yeah, ah (WHO?)

* Who gonna love Young Dylan

* (You gonna love Young Dylan) Yeah, ah (WHO?) *

* You gonna love Young Dylan

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Make way! Make way! Future mogul science genius coming through.

You know it's just you and me here?

Man, what's in these boxes? They're so heavy.

-Bricks? -Better.

[gasps] Fun Goo? that's the specialty goo I've been seeing

all over FlipFlop! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

That'll be 9.99 plus tax.

Charging your bestie? Being a CEO of a label has changed you.

I have to sell these to raise money for our science club.

Our science club team was selected for the

academic championship competition in Houston.

[gasps] Is that the one where the top students from

all across the country compete?

The top science club teams will compete for the title of the

smartest in the country, but in order to go,

I have to raise money for the trip by slinging goo.

Well, do your thing, Ms. Mogul.

Mm-hmm. Bethany...

-I was gonna pay you back. -Mm-hmm.

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Mm-mm, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

It's just me and you all alone, Mr. PB&J.

I apologize in advance because this might hurt a little.

Hold up, Mr. PB&J.

[gasps]

Is this FlipFlop's hottest new goo craze in our house?

With my name on it?

Ha, ha!

[groans]

Red. Blue. And booger green?

I don't know which one to play with!

Yeah. Ah.

Oh, yeah! This is it!

But why play with one when you can have all of them?

Ha, ha, ha!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, I'm making it rain goo up in here, boy!

Ha-ha!

[gasps]

What did you do?

This! [laughing]

The good farted. Hilarious.

No, it is not hilarious! You ruined my goo and

my ticket to the Young Scholar's Science fair competition!

Science competition?

But I thought this was a gift for me!

It had my name on it!

It says, "Do not touch, Dylan!"

Well, in my defense I only saw the side that said, "Dylan."

[sighs] Man, my goo is ruined. And I can't sell it.

And if I can't sell it, I can't reach my fundraising goal.

But how about you sell it as gently used?

But real talk, I was not gentle at all.

I'm the star student of the science club,

but looks like I'm gonna let them down.

Hold up! You're gonna give up that easy?

There has to be a way we can raise that money.

And maybe I can help.

How? Are you gonna rewind time to before you ruined the goo?

Rebecca, if I had those powers, I'd go back and stop

Michael Jordan from playing baseball.

But all we have to do is make a new batch and resell it.

How do we make a new batch?

Hmm, I'm sure there's a recipe online.

The internet has everything from goo recipes

to old lady cat memes.

I don't know about this idea.

Rebecca, come on. I'm the one who messed up the goo.

At least let me try to help.

Fine, but if this blows up in our faces,

I'm telling the science club that this was your fault.

[chuckles]

Yeah, like I'm really afraid of a bunch of science nerds.

You say that now, but wait until you see what they can do

with a chemical combustion. It ain't pretty.

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So if we're gonna make our own goo,

we have to follow this recipe, so it'll look and feel

the exact same as the goo I may or may not have ruined.

This isn't up for debate. You definitely ruined it.

[sighs] Details, details. Let's make some goo!

What does the recipe say to do?

Okay, I measured out all the stuff for the recipe,

which includes glue, activator serum, food coloring.

Oh, and glitter.

So we just mix them up and voila, we've made goo?

Yup, and you'll be able to sell this goo in no time!

Now, let's get to mixing.

I like the enthusiasm, Dylan, but science is my thing.

Let me see that recipe.

[sighs] If I didn't know any better,

I'd think you didn't trust me.

Aww, I don't want you to think that. I want you to know that.

No. This is all wrong.

-It is? -Yeah.

Dylan, if we mix this much activator serum

with this much glue, our goo is gonna be a rock!

It will?

[sighs] Look. I didn't wanna have to do this, but if we are,

we're gonna do this the right way.

And by the right way, I mean my way.

I'm going to go find a new recipe that I trust.

-But-- -Uh-uh. I'm in charge now.

[sighs]

Oh, no. She's digging through the old Halloween costume box.

Hey son, you were the one who wanted to do this.

I didn't know there'd be costumes!

Well, well, son, if you don't wanna

wear a costume for your mom, then you need to be

direct with her. Mm-hmm.

-Go let her down easy. -Me? Why can't you do it?

Son, 'cause that's marriage.

I said, "I do to all her ridiculous ideas."

Look, um... Go be brave for the both of us.

Go, go, go. Be brave!

Hey, Mom, so about those costumes...

I found it! [giggles]

I do not wanna be a sheep.

-This isn't for you. -Yes!

-It's for your dad. -No!

I-I-I mean, Noah. Noah was the man.

I'm so glad that wasn't my costume.

No way I'm gonna look silly in front of Amy.

'Cause you're gonna look ridiculous.

Appreciate it, son.

And Charlie, you're playing a very important role.

-Noah! -Oh. Yay.

[laughing]

Glad I'm the sheep.

Ooh, I have the perfect red shawl to complete the look.

Let me go grab it.

Oh, let me not forget.

-Not the cane. -The cane!

-Bust out the cane on us! -[Yasmine laughing]

You can't play Noah without the cane, right?

You can't play Noah without the cane.

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Okay, we're making my goo my way.

-I found a new recipe online. -Wait, for real?

Let me see.

That won't be necessary. Your job is to pour.

The first ingredient, glue.

Okay.

One bucket of glue.

Yeah!

Next, a pinch of glitter.

All right. One pinch of glitter.

Salt Bae ain't got nothin' on YD.

And lastly, a full bottle of activator.

You sure, Rebecca? This is a lot of liquid.

-Positive, now get to pouring. -Okay.

A whole bottle of activator.

All right.

It's alive!

No, literally. The goo is alive!

The goo wasn't supposed to do that!

Do something!

Do something like what?

I don't know!

[screaming]

Well, we may have ruined the goo

and your chances of going to Houston,

but you've gotta admit, that was kinda fun!

[laughing]

It got all the way up on the ceiling!

It's gonna be a lot of work cleaning this kitchen up.

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Sorry for ruining your goo and your trip to Houston, Rebecca.

I don't understand how this happened.

I do. My Salt Bae pinch must've had too much swag.

So go ahead and yell at me for messing everything up

like always.

That's okay, cousin. Thanks for trying.

Wait. You're not mad even though I messed up the goo twice?

Things happen.

Things happen?

Okay, either Rebecca just started using a meditation app

or something's up!

Whoa, what's up, Father Time?

Are you looking for your clock?

What? No. This is my costume for the book club.

I just have one word.

[laughing hysterically]

I'm sorry.

Can we talk about anything else? Where's Rebecca?

I thought you guys were making goo together?

-The goo got messed up. -How?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Rebecca told me to pour a whole bottle of activator

into the goo, but the recipe only calls for a capful.

Usually Rebecca's all about the details.

That's why I think something's not quite right.

But I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.

Before I go...

[laughing hysterically]

Sorry. I just had to get that out of my system.

Yeah. Yeah. Just go.

Rebecca, great news.

You got me tickets to see Lizzo in concert?

No. Better! Turns out there's an entire market

of goo that pops just like the one we made downstairs.

-There is? -Yep.

And I'm calling it Poppin' Goo because it's poppin'

just like me. See?

Look, I drafted up a profile page to sell it online.

Aww, Dylan, you shouldn't have.

But I did! Now, go publish this bad boy and make it official.

Go ahead. Press the button.

Okay. I will.

Later, when my button-pushing finger feels like it.

Nah. I think I'll do it then.

My button-pushing finger always stays ready.

Okay. Fine. Do it.

Cool. We're live in three, two--

No! Please don't publish the page!

I don't wanna sell any goo!

Ah-ha! I had a feeling something was up! Now spill it!

Fine. I made the note confusing on purpose,

so that you'd mess up the goo from the start.

Then I trashed the recipe you found,

so I could make a bad batch of goo.

But why?

The truth is...

I don't wanna go to Houston for the academic championship.

So you did all of this just to get out of that?

Dude, there's easier ways.

I thought it'd be easier to get out of it if it was your fault.

That way I wouldn't have to admit to the science club

that I let them down.

The Rebecca I know doesn't back down from a challenge.

[sighs] Yeah, but this competition's for the best

and the brightest students from all across the country.

Here, I'm a big fish in a little pond,

but there I'll be competing with all the big fish!

I've never seen you like this.

You're usually the top nerd. And I mean that as a compliment.

I know. I've just never been on a stage this big before.

-What if I fail? -But what if you don't?

You'll never know what you're capable of if you don't try.

Wow. That's good.

Thanks. Saw it on the wall in the guidance counselor's office.

You know, Dylan, you're right. I can't just quit.

My team needs me.

Yeah! That's the Rebecca I know, but she showed up a day late

and too many fund-raising dollars short.

It's true.

All we have now is a batch of jacked-up goo I can't sell.

[phone dings]

[gasps] I've got good news and bad news.

The bad news is that I must've accidentally published

that draft account when you pushed me.

You did what?

And the good news is, you just got yourself your first sale!

That's not good news! That's awful news!

We don't have any Poppin' Goo to sell!

Well, maybe they won't buy anymore.

[phone dings repeatedly]

Tell me those are not more sales.

I could, but I'd be lying.

[sighs] Customers are already on their way

to pick up their order of goo that we don't have!

We need to find a way to duplicate this recipe!

How are you gonna do that?

I don't have a clue, but if I wanna prove

I'm smart enough to hang in Houston,

then I can start by solving this problem.

Well, you better be fast because your customers

-will be here soon! -Soon? [groans]

Oh, fellas, come on out!

Aww. [giggles]

Do the thing.

Baa.

Come on, do the tail.

[laughing]

You're gonna crush this role.

Come on out, Noah!

Aww.

My favorite guys.

Let me go get my phone. [Yasmine laughs]

[Myles fake laughs]

How did he make it 40 days and 40 nights in this beard?

It's so itchy!

Son, I'm not the one you need to be complaining to, okay?

Look, you need to tell your mom the truth

and suffer the consequences, all right?

Just don't tell her I told you to do it.

Maybe you're right.

-Hey, Mom. -Yes, sweet angel of mine?

I need to tell you something.

I need to tell you something, too.

I am so happy you're doing this for me.

-You are? -Yes.

I know it's a little silly, but it's gonna go a long way

with my boss and I can't thank you enough

for being such a wonderful young man.

Anything for you, Mom.

So what is it that you needed to tell me?

Um, that I'm ready for my picture!

Oh! Here we go!

All right. Here you go! Say flood!

-Flood. -Flood.

[giggles] Adorbs.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go find my Bible,

but we'll leave for church soon.

Get ready for your debut! [laughs]

Can't wait, Mom! [fake laughing]

Okay, what happened? What happened?

You were so close. What happened?

I thought you were gonna tell your mom the truth?

I can't break her heart.

I guess I'm going to have to embarrass myself in front of

my one true crush and ruin my chances with her forever.

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Oh, how did it go?

I sold every jar, but one.

But I definitely made enough money to go to Houston.

Yo, congrats, Cuz!

Now you can show those fishies at your science nerd thing

who the big fish is.

Well, I wouldn't be able to go to my science nerd thing

if it wasn't for you encouraging me and helping me make

all this goo. So thanks.

All good, cuz! Now let's just hope that, that goo pops

or you're gonna have to give back all that cash.

Wait. What? I told you to test it!

I don't remember hearing that.

I told you to test it to make sure it worked.

No. You told me to measure the goo, put the goo in the jars,

and label the goo. I never heard to test the goo.

What do you mean you never head test the goo?

-I specifically said-- -No, you didn't.

-Yes, I did. -It's not in here.

It's the next slide, Dylan.

Do you know how to work a tablet?

And I thought we were the ones having a stressful day.

I guess I should enjoy these last few moments before

Amy sees me like this and my heart never recovers.

Poppin' Goo?

Yeah, I've heard of it.

It's super popular on FlipFlop.

They say squeezing it helps relieve stress.

Well, as two people with a lot of stress,

I say let's give it a try. And squeeze it like grandma

squeezes you when you're wearing a suit.

That was unexpected.

Our costumes are ruined.

[Both] Our costumes are ruined.

This is the best day ever!

Looks like the Poppin' Goo works.

Which means my science trip is still a go!

What happened to the costumes?

It was an accident, we promise.

It's a very happy accident.

Look at you! This will not impress my boss.

Guys, I'm sorry. We can't do the re-enactment.

-What? -Aww.

I was really looking forward to it.

Guess we'll have to do it next week.

Then we can do Jonah and the Whale!

Let me check the costume box.

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Man.

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So Charlie, how exactly did you get your dad to be the whale

in our Jonah and the Whale re-enactment?

Let's just say he realized there's things a person

should do for love.

And if this is one of them, I think I may be single forever.

Okay, whale, I see you.

Yo, literally, there's a lot of you to be seen.

Whatever. Haters gonna hate.

Check me out in full view. Get the full view. Huh?

Look, a school of fish. Let me eat!

-Whoa! -[Myles] Come here--

[Myles] Come here, let me eat!

I'm good!

[laughing]

Whale out of the water!

Ooh, whale out of the water!

Whatever.

Beached whale!

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