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[music]

Yo, Rebecca!

They just released the dates for Hip Hop Con!

It's next week, over the three-day weekend.

We have to get our tickets ASAP.

Now real rap.

Yes! I got mine!

Mine too! This is gonna be

excellent research for our label.

Yeah, that, and Lil Baby's gonna be there.

And I'm really hoping to meet him.

Dinner is almost ready.

It would've been ready 20 minutes ago

if someone didn't burn the potatoes.

Mistakes were made, Charlie.

[Myles] Fa-- Family!

We're going camping!

Yay! I've always wanted to go camping.

Oof.

There's this huge clearance sale at the outdoor shop,

R.V. There Yet.

[giggling]

R.V. There Yet?

Yeah. Listen, I got all this stuff

for practically nothing.

That looks like a lot of stuff, Myles.

I could've got more!

Yeah! Can you believe the owner of the shop tried to get me

to buy a survival guide?

Of course, I told him I didn't need a silly little book.

I come from a long line of outdoorsmen.

-Myles. -Yep?

What's happening?

[hissing sound]

Ignore that.

Pretty hard to.

[hissing sound]

When are we going?

Oh, next week.

-[Charlie] Yay! -[Dylan] Really?

It's a three-day weekend.

[all together] Really?

Yeah.

I was thinking that we could try out

all this stuff by camping out in the backyard tomorrow night

for practice.

You just wanna play with your new stuff.

I do.

[laughing]

-Dad. -[Myles]Yeah .

Hip Hop Con is the same weekend you want us to go camping,

and Dylan and I already got our tickets.

Oh, better get a refund, 'cause we're doing family stuff!

It's important. Come on, now.

But Uncle Myles,

Hip Hop Con is important for the label we wanna start.

Everyone who's anyone is gonna be there,

including Lil Baby.

Oh, finally, your chance to meet him!

You can meet Lil Baby next year, Dylan.

By that time, he might not be so little.

[laughing]

Oh no, the potatoes!

Not again! Aargh!

-[Dylan] But Uncle-- -Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Trust me, you're gonna love camping.

Love it!

This is so messed up, right?

Yeah.

All my dreams are floating down the river.

I'll see you at Hip Hop Con, Lil Baby.

It might take me a year, but I'm gonna be there!

This is just sad on so many levels.

[sighing]

We need a plan!

[music]

* From the Chi, down in Atl Family living well *

* Uncle Myles ain't understand my style *

* Had to show and tell *

* Auntie Yas said I'm good at math *

* I should never fail *

* And Cousin Becca, she a steppa *

* Charlie rollin' with the kid *

* Yeah, ah (WHO?) You gon' love Young Dylan! *

* Yeah, ah (WHO?) Who gon' love young Dylan? *

* Yeah, ah (WHO?) Who gon' love young Dylan? *

* Yeah, ah (WHO?) You gon' love young Dylan? *

* Yeah, ah (WHO?) Who gon' love young Dylan? *

* Yeah, ah (WHO?) You gon' love Young Dylan! *

[music]

And just like that, bow, bow,

the tent is ready.

Looks good, Dad.

-[Myles] Yeah. -You're right. You don't need

that silly survival guide.

Yeah. Told you.

What's that in your hand, Myles?

Uh, these are rods, baby.

Yeah, yeah. Everybody knows you get extra rods when,

you know, making a tent.

I don't think that's true.

It's a thing.

Mom, Mom!

Listen, please take a look at my nice new tent.

Now this thing is way nicer than that old thing

I used to use when I was a kid.

-It was not old and crusty. -Hmm.

It was seasoned.

[Myles giggling]

This thing looks bougie, if you ask me.

Grandma, are you jealous of a tent?

Jealous?

Ha.

Dad put it together himself. He's a real survivalist.

No, he's not.

When he was in high school,

he was on the long distance team.

Got lost in the woods during his first race.

Took two bloodhounds to find him.

Mom, I wasn't lost.

I was surviving.

[Viola] Ooh, a zipper.

Excuse me, Mr. Rockefeller.

[giggling]

And no eating your orange duster snacks

inside my new tent, please.

Suburban life has changed you.

[Yasmine] Mmm.

So what do you think, Viola?

It's too big.

Somebody gonna get lost in here,

like Myles in the forest.

[laughing]

[laughing sarcastically]

[Viola] Hold up.

Is that a hammock?

Oh,

I'm gonna need just a couple more minutes.

[Myles chuckling]

Enjoy.

Let's head down to the store and get some food

for tonight's camping.

-Mm, yeah. -Ooh.

Hey, Charlie, wait up.

Your old man's gonna show you how to hunt for the best snacks.

[music]

Okay, I came up with a plan.

I'm gonna switch out the bug spray

with the stink spray.

Classic switch 'em up. Love it.

What can I do?

Help with the weather disaster.

I need you to reprogram the timer

on the backyard sprinklers to soak everyone.

I'd do it myself, but--

You don't understand how to program it?

There are way too many buttons in that control panel.

Yeah, don't worry.

I got it.

And for our big finish,

I'm getting a jar of fire ants from Booder,

so we can dump in the tent.

Fire ants? That's a fire idea.

I hope so.

I wanted to get his pet tarantula,

but she just gave birth to 3000 baby spiders.

And you know, me and baby spiders--

I know.

This is definitely gonna get them to cancel camping,

which will allow us to go to Hip Hop Con.

Oh yeah.

* Hip Hop Con, here we go Hip Hop Con, here we go *

[music]

Oh, no. Not on my watch.

[music]

Dylan, how's it going with

Operation "Stop Camping So We Can Go To Hip Hop Con"?

All good. I switched out the bug spray

for the stink spray.

Great. And I already set the sprinklers

to go off tonight at 8:30.

Did Booder already drop off the fire ants?

Oh, yeah. I put it in the garage, for now.

Hey, are you sure this is okay to be doing?

We're just protecting our dreams.

We told them going to Hip Hop Con was important

for our label,

and they acted like they could care less.

-You're right. You're right. -[Myles] All right, all right,

who's ready to go camping in the backyard?

Yay!

Grandma, are you practicing camping with us?

I'm not here doing something underhanded,

'cause that would be wrong.

Don't you agree, Dylan and Rebecca?

-Yeah, I guess. -Yeah, you do you, Grandma Vee.

[Viola] Mm-hmm.

Everybody, grab your sleeping bags

and get ready to head to the backyard!

[Yasmine chuckles]

Bro!

These old sleeping bags smell weird.

Do your bags stink too?

-Uh, yeah. -Yeah.

-Mm-hmm. -Let me check your bags.

[laughing]

Man, camping stinks!

[sniffing]

Oh, literally.

Oh.

[music]

[Viola]Girl, what are you doing?

You know that's a fake fire.

[Myles] Okay!

Charlie and I have already loaded all the sleeping bags

-in the tent. -[Yasmine] Aww.

I might sleep in the hammock. It's awesome!

Not if Grandma beats you to it.

[laughing]

Oh, wow!

Look at-- Charlie, Charlie, come here, come here, come here.

Look at those stars.

See, Wilson men have always been able to guide themselves

simply by studying the sky.

Now look, look, look. You see that cluster of stars

right there? Right there.

That's Virgo.

I think that's Aquarius.

Mmm, no, that's Virgo.

Yep, my star constellation app says Charlie's right.

Of co-- Of course he is, 'cause it was just a test, duh.

And you passed, my dude. You passed. Yeah.

See, you got that, uh, you got that Wilson, uh,

the outdoorsman star thingy, uh, gift.

Yeah, go on and sit down somewhere. Go on.

Hello, Aquarius.

I wonder if Lil Baby's an Aquarius.

He's not. He's a Sagittarius.

Well, I just love this camping stuff.

It's pretty cool.

You all are gonna have so much fun

when you do it for real.

You're not coming with us for that?

Child, please. I just wanted to be here

for the practice camping,

to make sure everything went all right.

Mom, what could possibly go wrong?

I'm a survival expert.

Son, please stop saying that.

Oww, ahh, man!

These mosquitoes are on me like tattoos on Post Malone.

I don't see no mosquitoes.

Uh, um, oww!

Now they're lighting me up!

Why they like me so much?

[crying]

You're going too hard.

It's called acting. Look it up.

Oww!

Now they're coming back for more!

Somebody save my babies.

Get the bug spray.

I got some right here.

[laughing]

Aah.

Ew. Y'all like that?

Yeah, y'all are buggin', man.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, what are you two talking about?

[sniffing]

Yo, why does it smell like pine trees?

That's a great question, Dylan.

Must be a new scent.

Well, I love it.

Mmm, smells like we really camping now.

Um, can I see this, please, Grandma Vee?

[sniffing]

Looks like Dylan's into camping as much as all y'all.

I thought you said you switched it with stink spray.

I did! I promise.

Something about this stinks,

and not in the way it's supposed to.

I better go double check

that the sprinklers will go off in time.

What are you two whispering about?

Are y'all telling scary ghost stories?

'Cause I have a good one.

Uh, no. I was just telling Dylan

that I need to head down to the creek to get some water.

-Creek? -[Viola]Creek?

The kitchen sink.

Oh.

-You know what? -[Myles] Mmm.

I think I left my pillow in the car.

I'm just gonna run and get it.

Well, hurry back so you don't miss

my scary ghost story.

Why don't you just go ahead and start without me?

I'm good, baby.

[music]

[music]

Okay, the sprinklers still check out.

Still set to splash everyone with water tonight at 8:30.

[music]

Turned out all the fish were dead the whole time.

-[Yasmine] Ooh. -[Charlie] That's right.

It was a ghoul school of fish!

-[laughing evilly] -[Yasmine] Ooh,

that scary story took a lot of turns.

-[Myles] Yeah. -Maybe too many turns.

Uh, hey, Grandma.

I thought you said you were gonna get your pillow

from the car.

Oh.

I forgot it at home.

Silly me.

[unintelligible whispering]

Y'all do know no marshmallows ain't gonna melt

in that fake fire, right?

Mom...

I'm just saying.

Uh, does anyone know what time it is?

Yeah, Dylan, let your old man teach you a survivor's trick

on how to tell time.

And let's see. First, you gotta locate the Big Dipper.

Yeah, there you go.

And then all you gotta do is move east,

and boom!

-Seven thir-- -9:00 PM.

9:00 PM.

9:00 PM?

That's impossible.

Yo, what's going on?

What's wrong, Dylan?

-Um-- -Nothing.

Charlie's ghost story probably just got to him.

Yeah. Um...

Becca, can you help me collect more water from the creek?

Of course, Cousin.

Um, by the way,

can you grab me some juice from the fridge next to the creek?

It's survival juice, Mom.

[music]

The sprinklers didn't go off

at 8:30 like you said they would!

I'm telling you, I did everything right! Look!

What in the world?

What does it say?

Someone changed it from 8:30 PM to 8:30 AM.

It wasn't me. I promise.

Take it from an expert,

this smells like straight-up sabotage.

Wait a minute.

Orange duster snacks.

Grandma!

And she must have also switched out the stink spray

for the forest-scented spray.

Now we know what she's up to.

I'll keep everyone busy

while you go get the jar of fire ants.

[music]

All right, Charlie, Charlie, come here.

Hold this for a second.

Come here. Watch, watch your step,

watch your step. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Right there.

Right there. All right. Make sure it's all tight.

All right. Take her up, slow.

-Take her up. -You got it, Dad.

All right. There you go. Tie the rope off.

-That's good? -Yup, yup, yup, right there.

Now all of our food is safe from any animals

that might wander into our camp.

Oh, we gotta get rid of these sweets.

I'mma just take this down by the creek.

[laughing]

Yeah, gotta keep those sneaky rats

outta the campsite.

Yeah.

You always have to keep your eye on those sneaky rats,

all right.

Can we stop saying "rats," please?

Dylan, where's Rebecca?

Oh, um, um, yeah, she went to go check up on something

in the garage.

Really? When? I didn't see her.

Psst!

I couldn't find the jar of ants.

It wasn't where you said they were.

No way!

Wait. Do you think Grandma took them?

I'm pretty sure she did.

Is there a problem, my dear sweet grandbabies?

Oh, no. Uh, why would there be a problem, Grandma?

What is going on with you three?

Nothing.

Yo, look at Grandma's bag.

What's that poking out of the top?

Usually her Bible.

Nah, man, that ain't no Bible.

That's our jar of ants.

And lastly, Charlie,

you're gonna wanna stay away from poison oak.

There's not gonna be a lot of bathrooms where we're going,

so, you know, you're gonna have to improvise

when it comes to toilet paper.

I don't like the sound of that.

Oh, no, no, no. Don't worry. You'll be fine.

Just remember this little rhyme, and you'll be safe.

Leaves of three, give 'em to me.

I think it's, "Leaves of three, let it be."

No? I think I'm confused.

Okay, so, so, a hairy vine, you're a friend of mine.

Wrong. Hairy vine, no friend of mine.

If a butterfly lands there, you can put your hand there?

I don't think that's right either, Dad.

So you saying all this stuff I'm talking about is dangerous?

Myles, will you just go and buy the survival guide book

-already? -I'm a survivalist!

What are you doing?

Oh, nothing.

[Viola] What you mean "nothing?" You got your hand in my bag!

I, I, I was just looking to see if any-- anything was crawling

-in your bag. -Yeah, you crawling in my bag.

-Get your hand out my bag. -I'll do anything you tell me,

-Grandma. - I, I don't need your help.

There.

Termites! Termites! Termites! Termites!

-Termites! -Seriously? Those are red ants!

You can tell because they are red!

And they're ants.

[screaming]

-Oh, no! -Oh no, oh no!

Look out, Myles!

[Yasmine screaming]

Everyone, in the garage!

[Myles] They're gonna try to eat me!

Garage!

[music]

[music]

[yelling]

[sighing]

[blowing a raspberry]

Okay, I wanna know what is going on,

and I wanna know right now.

I caught these up-to-no-good kids

being up to no good.

They were trying to sabotage your camping plans.

Oh, is that right?

We tried to stink you out,

then use the sprinklers to soak you out.

But Grandma was one step ahead of us the whole time,

and we don't know how she knew.

I overheard you talking, making plans.

Why would you do that?

'Cause I was trying to stop 'em.

No, I'm talking to them, Mom.

'Cause we really wanna go to Hip Hop Con.

It's crucial for our record label.

Yeah, man. And it's like,

you guys aren't taking us seriously

about this record label thing.

You've been talking about that label thing weeks ago,

and we haven't seen you do anything.

It's not like it's the first time

that you've been super excited about something,

only to forget about it or drop it days later.

What? When has that ever happened?

[Yasmine] Oh.

-Really? -[Yasmine] Oh, yeah.

-Oh yeah. -Rebecca just had to have

this soap making kit.

Mm-hmm. Oh, and Dylan. Dylan was gonna go

to barber school so he can learn how to cut hair,

so he can open up a barbershop for hip hop artists.

[Yasmine] Mm-hmm.

And Charlie needed this ventriloquist's dummy

so he could become the next Willie Tyler and Lester.

Hey, don't pull Charlie into their mess.

Brrr.

So you see, we thought it was a phase that was just

gonna end up in the box like the rest of these things.

This isn't a phase.

Dylan and I really wanna launch this record label

and succeed at it.

You kids are really serious about this.

Like Jay-Z is about Beyoncé. Mm.

Now that's serious. Brrr.

-Okay. Mm-mmm. Nope, nope, nope. -Brrr.

Don't let me go! No, Charlie,

[unintelligible]

We're really sorry for trying to make you to cancel

a real camping trip,

but we aren't sorry for wanting to pursue this dream.

And Hip Hop Con is an important tool for your dream?

Yes.

-You can go to Hip Hop Con. -Yes!

Under two conditions:

one, you have to have an adult with you.

Your grandmother is the only adult available

that weekend since the rest of us will be camping.

Why do I have to take them?

Oh, because, Mom, you knew what they were up to,

and you said nothing to us.

No, you just created your own little shady shenanigans,

and now I'm standing here covered in food!

Okay, that's fair.

So what's the other condition so we can go to Hip Hop Con?

The other condition is that, for the rest of the weekend,

we, as a family, have to camp in the backyard,

mm-hmm, once we do something about these ants!

Oww! Oww! Get out of there!

Baby, baby, baby, ooh!

[music]

This is wrong!

[yawning]

I slept like a baby in here. Mm-hmm.

Where everybody go?

-[Charlie] Can you believe this? -You just said this last week.

[laughing]

You guys slept in here?

We had to.

Your snoring kept us all awake.

It wasn't the only noise you were making.

Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to my happy place then.

[Viola] Okay.

[breathing deeply]

[roaring sound]

[Viola] Oh.

I guess I did need those other rods.

Any bacon left?

Oh, don't mind if I do.

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[Nickelodeon theme]