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[music]

Ooh, that one was close.

Today is the worst!

My favorite band, Couch Potato, was playing.

Bethany has tickets, and she didn't invite me!

Okay, so just tell her you wanna go!

That's not the point.

I want her to want me to want to go.

-Huh? -[Dylan] Huh?

Now that she has a boyfriend...

[Dylan] A what?!

[Charlie] Ow!

Bethany has a boyfriend?!

I thought she had no interest in bein' boo'd up!

Yeah, Dylan's been chasin' Bethany since he got here,

and she's barely even looked at him.

Thanks for that, Charlie.

They've been dating for all of two days,

and all of a sudden Jerm'Michael gets her extra ticket.

Man, why won't she give me a chance?

[Rebecca] That's why.

[doorbell ringing]

[Rebecca] What happened?!

Jerm'Michael...

He broke up with me!

[Rebecca] Oh, no!

Come on.

Let's get you upstairs, and we can talk all about it.

[Bethany] Okay!

[sobbing]

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. I knew that dude was a clown.

Dylan, what are you doing?

About to shoot my shot with Bethany!

Once she sees how big of a clown Jerm'Michael was,

I'll be standing right next to that door,

ready to sweep her off her feet.

Dylan.

If you really like Bethany,

you've gotta try winning her heart on your own.

Wait it out, just like you've been doing.

Eventually, you'll get your shot.

Man, all right!

But I promise...

If she ends up meeting someone else...

[music]

[bell ringing]

[Bethany] Hey, guys!

I have someone I want you to meet.

This is Dylon.

Yo, what up?

[music]

* Ma knew I wasn't foolin', not a regular guy *

* Everybody follow me, I'mma take you on a trip *

* Buckle up, let's go, I'mma get you all hip *

* I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-Town *

* Livin' large

* I'm tryin' to balance school and these bars *

* Came far, ain't no better feeling *

* I tell 'em, you gon' love Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan, Young Dylan Young Dylan, Young Dylan *

* I tell 'em, you gon' love Young Dylan *

[music]

How y'all doin'? Good to meet y'all.

Dylon just moved here from Washington.

He's staying with his grandma in the house behind mine.

Dylon, this is Rebecca, Charlie, and Dylan.

Yo, what up man? How you doin'?

Nice to meet you.

You ready for your first day of classes?

Yo, your boy Young Dylon ready to do this!

[bell ringing]

So, no ones gonna say anything about that, either?

Okay.

I can't believe you did this to me!

Yeah, I know! I...

Hold on, what?!

You did this!

Did what?!

Open a portal to another dimension

where there's two of you?!

No!

You told me not to shoot my shot with Bethany,

and she went out and found someone different!

She didn't exactly find someone different...

Did you see that?

They could be long lost brothers!

Guess Dylon's gettin' that extra ticket.

Well, I think I've angered you both enough

for one morning.

Aaaaahhh!

[music]

[Myles] All right, baby!

Yep, here I come!

Yeah, take a look. Take it all in.

That's right. Look at it!

Ready to get my DUI... D...

D-Y-I... What is it called?

-Okay. -[Myles] What's it called?!

-[Yasmine] DIY. -Ready to get it on, Yasmine!

-What I'm here for. -All right.

And I'm about to get my W-H-Y on.

Why are you wearing all this stuff?

'Cause I'm an architect, baby.

You know what I'm sayin'?

-I know what I'm doin'. -[Yasmine] Okay.

-I'm ready. -All right, Mr. Handyman.

You ready to get started on this railing?

Of course I am, baby. I was born ready!

You know?

That hurt... I was born ready.

-Yeah... -I, ah, ah, ah!

I stay ready!

Yeah, all that stuff really puts the "S" in safety.

Doggone right, it does.

What I'mma do... Let me see here.

[Yasmine] Okay...

Can never be too careful with these little banisters.

-Make sure... -You just need to...

No, no, first thing you wanna do is you wanna measure it out.

You know what I'm sayin'?

They was sayin' on the show I was watchin',

you, you, you measure...

You, you measure twice,

-but you cut once. -We just need a reinforcement...

No, no, let me do this. I'm an architect, I got it.

[music]

Who does that guy think he is? Where'd he even come from?

Probably from some mad scientist that cloned you to make him.

Am I right?

Man...

I wanna see what this guy is all about.

Come with me.

Bethany, Dylon, what's up?

Are you guys doing anything later?

We don't have any plans. What's up?

Me and Charlie were thinkin' about

watchin' a movie after school, and...

We are?!

I mean...

Yeah, we are. Mm-hm.

Anyway...

We thought it'd be cool if you guys can come over.

Give me a chance to get to know my boy Dylon a lil bit.

I'd have to ask my parents, but I'm in.

Yeah, that works for me.

Aight.

Bet. See y'all later.

-See ya later. -See you.

So...

You wanna explain to me what that was all about?

Exactly what I said.

I'm tryin' to get to know Dylon.

If he's gonna be dating Bethany,

then I wanna see what he's all about.

What's he got that I don't?

Well, Bethany for one.

[music]

Okay!

I think it'll hold for now.

I'm just gonna need a couple of...

Myles! Sweetie.

Honey!

Wow, look at that! That is...

Whoa, girl, look at you! You better do yo thang!

-Mm-hm, mm-hm. -That's good!

Wrong one, Mr. Architect. It's over here.

I think it'll stand,

but I'm gonna need a couple L-brackets to keep it that way.

You think you can run to the store and get some?

Of course, baby, I got you. I got you, on it.

-All right. -L-brackets!

-Mm-hm. -"L".

"L"... "L"...

Okay, babe. Just, just a question.

Capital L, a lowercase L, or is it...?

Myles, I know you don't like going to the store.

So, I'll go. And you...

...can sit here and make sure none of the kids

mess with this railing.

Fine, fine...

Aww. Come on, it's okay!

Cheer up.

You're like the foreman on a construction site.

Yeah.

Okay?

I'll be back soon.

-[Myles] All right. -[Yasmine] Mm-hm.

Works every time.

I'm an architect, honey, I know what an L-bracket is.

All I'm sayin' is everybody knows

a foreman doesn't do anything...

Whoa!

Curse these muscles of mine...

[music]

What was that?

My dad is helping my mom "fix" the banister outside.

Probably fell asleep and knocked something over.

Oh...

You're serious.

Sadly, yes.

So, you and Dylon, huh? He seems nice.

Reminds me of someone, though...

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Can't figure out who, though.

Hm...

Maybe someone we go to school with?

Oh, please.

If there was someone like Dylon at school, I think I'd notice.

Would you, though?

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

It's almost movie time.

How long does it take Dylan to show Dylon his studio?

[music]

Isn't it almost movie time?

It can wait.

This should only take a couple of minutes.

I figured if you're gonna be dating Bethany,

then we should get to know each other a little bit.

Have a seat.

So, I have a couple of questions here to get the ball rolling.

Okay.

How old are you?!

13. How 'bout you?

Doesn't matter. Where are you from?!

Spokane. And you?

What's your GPA?!

Moving on. What do your parents do?!

Never mind. That's not important.

What are your plans with Bethany?!

Wait, hold on. Hold up.

What?

What are your plans with Bethany?

It should be an easy enough question.

Oh...

I see what's goin' on here.

You have a little thing with Bethany.

Oh, nah! I mean...

Why would I?

But, like...

What if I do?

Look, between you and me,

I'm only hangin' out with her because she's got tickets

to go to Couch Potato.

I still got a girlfriend back home in Washington, anyway.

Samantha.

What?

Yeah.

Oh, snap! Samantha!

I need to check in!

Wait.

So, you're telling me you already had a girlfriend,

and now you're dating Bethany, too?

Yeah. Mm-hm.

Call My Lil Boo Thing.

[Automated Voice] Calling My Little Boo Thing.

[phone dialing]

Man!

I can't even get one girl, and this dude's got two!

[music]

[music]

Talk to you later, boo.

Love you, too. Ciao !

Bro, you're playin' Bethany?

Well, I wouldn't say playin'.

I'm just ridin' it out until the concert.

Then once I bounce, you can shoot your shot.

Bro... That's not right.

Maybe you're right. That's not cool.

And if Samantha found out, that would be the worst.

You know what, I'm gonna tell Bethany the truth.

Wait.

For real?

Yeah, man.

You're a good dude.

And you know what?

I'm gonna tell Bethany she should give you a chance.

Word?

Yeah, so...

You better start workin' on what you gonna say,

you know, write it down, rehearse it a little bit.

Stuff like that.

You're doin' the right thing, man.

"Dear Bethany, you're the Wonder Woman in my life.

And it's time you let me be the Superman in yours."

That's good.

[music]

Ooh, ooh! Hey, hey, Mr. Elliot!

Hey, thank you for coming on such short notice.

To help me out. I appreciate that.

It's my pleasure.

You know, being a handyman brings in extra cash.

And my mother's really been gouging me on the rent.

Okay, well it says here no job too big or small,

but you think you'll be able to fix this banister in an hour?

[Mr. Elliot] Oh, this shouldn't be a problem.

Looks like it came clean off.

Crack!

You know, I once built a banister just like this

for my middle school production of Romeo and Juliet.

[Myles] Oh, awesome, awesome. [phone ringtone]

Hello?

Hey, honey! How ya doin'?

How's it goin'?

What?

They bought all the L-brackets at that store too, huh?

You don't say?

No, no, that is weird. Okay, baby, well, look.

Why don't you...

...try some other stores, and I'll, I'll make some calls.

Okay, all right. Love you too, baby.

Okay, all right, baby.

Love you... Okay, bye!

Hey, Mr. Elliot.

I need you to fix this banister quick, fast, and in a hurry

before my wife gets home,

and she cannot find out about this.

Ooh!

This job has deception, intrigue, secrets!

And a time limit!

You know, this reminds me of

my middle school production of Hamlet!

You mean, where he dies?

You are just as threatening as my mother.

Dylan.

Dylon told us everything.

Well then, I should read this.

Look, Bethany.

I know what Dylon told you really hurt your heart.

But I'm glad he told you.

You needed to know what type of person you were dealing with.

Dylan, how could you?

How could I what?

Dylon told us you threatened him,

and said that if he didn't break up with me,

you would give him a wedgie so bad,

he couldn't sit for a week.

He's thinkin' about doin' it right now!

No, I'm not! And I didn't say that!

He told me he has a girlfriend in Washington,

and he's only using you for your concert tickets!

That is exactly what Dylon said you'd say.

Dylan, I am so disappointed in you.

Bethany, I don't feel safe, the way he lookin' at me.

Dylan, we're about to watch a movie, and you're not invited.

But guys, he's lying!

Just leave, Dylan.

Aight.

You know what? Fine.

I'm out.

[music]

360, 380, 400!

You are a life saver, my friend.

Are we square?

Oh, more than square.

This is going to help me pay off this month's rent

and get Mother off my back.

-All right. -Which reminds me of...!

-Okay, all right. -The time I played...

The hunchback of Notre Dame in my middle school production of

The Hunchback of Notre Dame!

-There was a walk-and-bob. -A walk-and-bob.

[Myles] Keep talkin', keep walkin', all right now!

Oh, good jeez! Gotta get her a noisier car.

[Yasmine] Hey!

[Myles] Hey, baby.

[Yasmine] L-brackets.

L-brackets. All right, well...

Ta-da!

Wow!

Did you secure this banister when I left?

Yep.

Just found a couple of L-brackets layin' around

in the garage, and...

-Hm... -Got to work.

Wow!

[Myles] See how I made it look like an L

at the bottom, right here?

I forgot my drill!

Oh.

Hi, Mrs. Wilson.

Hi.

Yeah...

Mr. Elliot, he, he stopped by 'cause he needed my help

with a script for his new play.

-Mm-hm. -Is that right?

No! No, it is not right!

My writing is impeccable, and always perfect!

How dare you, sir!

How dare you?!

You broke the banister when I left, didn't you?

Then you hired Mr. Elliot to fix it, didn't you?

Then you took credit for it!

Didn't you?

How dare you, sir?

You told me I was a foreman. That's what they do.

And then take credit for it.

[music]

This movie is so boring!

[All] Shh!

Hi-ya!

[Dylon] Hey, that's my phone!

Dylan, what are you doing?

Are you out of your mind?

No!

I'm gonna prove to you that Dylon is a fake!

Hey, give that back!

Dylan, hand it over.

Just give me two seconds!

Please, just trust me!

Call My Lil Boo Thing.

[Automated Voice] Calling My Little Boo Thing.

Wow, I wasn't sure it was gonna work!

I told you they were twins.

Spooky.

-[Samantha] Hello? -Hello?

[Samantha] Who's this?

Bethany. Who's this?

[Samantha] Uh, Dylon's girlfriend, Samantha!

Why are you on his phone?!

Dylon, you better not be with other girls!

Oh, Samantha, don't worry. He was just leaving.

[Dylon] Samantha!

That was embarrassing.

I'm gonna go get some fresh air.

Man, that had more drama than the movie!

[Rebecca] Sorry, Dylan.

You're good.

What? Do I got somethin' on my face?

[music]

Hey.

I'm really sorry about that.

You don't have to apologize.

I should be thanking you.

That clown didn't deserve me.

Exactly.

Your Prince Charming will come along one day.

You know, you're a really good guy, Dylan.

Yeah...

I know.

Would you like to go to

the Couch Potato concert with me?

Wait, what?

Just... You and me?

I have an extra ticket.

It's yours if you want it.

Whoa! I mean, yeah, definitely!

Actually...

You should take Rebecca.

Really?

Yeah, she really wants to go.

What?!

Why didn't she say anything to me?

I don't know.

Somethin' about she wants you to want to want to take her?

Honestly, it was too many "wants" for me too follow.

That's okay. I know what she means.

Thanks, Dylan.

I'm gonna tell her that I want her to come with me.

Thanks, Dylan.

[music]

[music]

[Rebecca] Bye, Bethany! Thanks!

Couch Potato killed it.

They even launched a few baked potatoes into the crowd.

Which reminds me. For you.

Thanks?

What are you up to?

Oh! Nothing.

Just chillin'. Guy stuff.

You were still checking to see

if you could see Bethany's lip mark on your cheek!

Weren't you?

What?! Nah, but...

Can you still see it, though?

No!

[Dylan] Maybe you could ask her to kiss me again, then!

No!

[Dylan] Do you really mean it?

Yes, I, I mean, no, I mean, yes!

I mean...

No! I mean... aaahhh!

[Dylan] Rebecca, you're my first cousin!

Come on!

[music]

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[Nickelodeon theme]