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Oh, let me help!

Would you like some forks and napkins, as well?

Can I help you cook breakfast?

Or pour you some juice?

What has gotten into you this morning?

Hey, hey, hey, baby, leave him alone!

Let the boy help!

We need more, you know, help like this from the kids.

All right, Charlie, what's goin' on, huh?

What'd you do?

You in trouble? Spill it.

Nothing's wrong.

I just got an email from Principal Matthews

saying I got the job at the student store.

I wanna brush up on my customer service skills.

Charlie's a workin' man, now?!

Yo, congrats, my boy!

My baby has his first job!

I wasn't expecting this for a couple more years!

All right now, Charlie, you ready for this, huh?

You sure you're ready for all this responsibility?

I am. It's a dream come true.

I get to be around all that paper.

Gloss coated, matte coated...

Recycled?!

Don't get me started on papyrus! The father of all paper.

Yeah, let's not get you started.

We are so proud of you.

I can't believe my baby's gonna work!

Baby, he's workin' at the school store,

not a coal mine.

Charlie!

I know you used up all the hot water this morning.

You're gonna pay.

-It was an accident! -Charlie, Charlie!

Hold up. I got this.

It's Charlie's first day on his job.

And a brother just needed to stay fresh and clean,

you know what I mean?

I can stand up for myself, Dylan!

Then why don't you ever do it?

Because you always do it before I can!

I don't always do it.

-Yeah, you do. -Actually, you do.

[crosstalk]

So, what's with the lab coat?

You're here to test out my lyrical genius level?

I'll save you time.

It's at level "dope".

I'm going to sign up for the Young Scientist Club.

There's finally an opening, and that doesn't happen often.

And the one time it did happen, I blew my presentation.

With my new secret growth serum, I'm gonna wow them.

-Wait, can I...? -Before you ask...

It's for fruits and vegetables!

Not people!

I got one baby goin' to work,

and another creating growth serum.

Oh, this is the best day ever!

[Viola] Well, somebody's gotta come help me

with all this stuff!

I spoke too soon.

[Kids] Grandma!

[Viola] Hey, babies!

I haven't seen y'all in a monkey's cousin.

Come help Grandma with all this stuff.

Take those on upstairs to my room.

I haven't talked to y'all in a minute.

It's good to see you.

Mom?

[Viola] Uh-huh?

What's goin' on?

Oh, I'm havin' some renovations done at my house,

and I need to stay for a while.

That seems like a lot of stuff.

Those are my essentials.

Not surprised you wouldn't know about that.

Ooh! Breakfast!

Smells good!

Mom's gonna be here for awhile.

Okay? Just accept it, you know?

Trust me, she will be a joy to be around.

What is that smell?

I'm burnin' sage!

To cleanse the...

Bad vibes in the house.

[music]

* Mom knew I was cool and not a regular guy *

* Everybody follow me, I'mma take you on a trip *

* Buckle up, let's go I'mma give you all a hit *

* I'm a star came up from a block of Chi Town *

* Livin' large

* I try to balance school and these bars *

* I came far Ain't no better feelin' *

* I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan, Young Dylan, Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan, Young Dylan, Young Dylan *

* Tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

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Oh, what can I do for you?

Paper, pencils? How about a nice new ruler?

[Dylan] 'Scuse me.

Ohh!

Okay, Chuckles!

I see you in here, doin' your thing!

Of course, I'm surrounded by

all of this paper and school supplies...

This is the greatest job ever!

[Lisa] Excuse me, I'm in a hurry...

Hi, yeah.

I need some paper for a report I'm doing.

Let me find you some uncoated paper.

The ink absorption is optimal for your presentation.

And graphs will pop, too!

I don't care!

Just give me any type of paper!

Jeez. I could do without the attitude.

Charlie, what's going on here?

A customer isn't happy.

That's not good for the store.

Hey, Murphy.

Just a little hiccup, but things are going great.

Are they?

Principal Matthews didn't put me in charge

to let you come in here and mess things up.

And what are all those files doing out?

I was just filing the invoices, and I saw this one.

It's for some bouncy balls?

I thought we aren't allowed to sell those in school.

This is old and should have been shredded.

And what are you doing snooping?

I, I was just tryin' to help.

Well, you're doing it wrong!

I may not be able to fire you,

but one recommendation from me to Principal Matthews,

and you're outta here.

Seriously?!

That's right. No more number two pencils...

No three hole punch paper...

Not even one of those sweet erasers,

shaped like an animal.

All right, I think I heard enough.

How about...!

This is my cousin, he was just leaving.

See that he does.

Now, I'm going to go take a break.

When I get back,

there'd not be a kid waiting here longer...

Than a minute.

What are you doing?!

Yo, you can't expect me to stay silent

when somebody's talkin' smack to you like that.

It makes me feel like a soda bottle

about to explode!

I told you, I don't need you stickin' up for me!

Now, promise you won't say a word to Murphy.

Fine.

I won't say nothin'... To him.

Why'd you say it like that?

Oh, nothing. It's just my...

Chi Town accent.

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Are you nervous to sign up?

Yeah.

I'm just starting to get into science,

I don't think I'm ready.

I hear this club is hard to get into.

It is.

But...

Sometimes, you just have to go for it.

Don't be nervous!

Loosen up.

Ooh, I have a joke for you.

What did the scientist say to the other?

"I don't trust atoms, they make up everything."

Get it, 'cause atoms make up everything?

See?

Not so nervous now, right?

Yeah.

But who am I kidding? They're not gonna let me join.

Thanks, though.

I'll find a different club to get into.

Hey!

Would you...

Maybe wanna be my lab assistant?

I mean, I could use the help,

and you could use the experience.

Really?!

You'd do that for me?!

Yeah!

And I'll tell all the other members

that you were my lab partner,

and you helped me get my presentation ready.

They'll definitely keep you in mind.

Thanks!

I'm Tracee, by the way.

I'm Rebecca.

Ooh, I have another one.

What did the scientist wear to impress his date?

Designer "genes".

[bell ringing]

I'm better at science than I am at jokes.

Come on!

[music]

Yeah!

* The meat you smellin' sizzle

* My dogs ain't eatin' kibble

* You sleepin' on Dyl-o

* Like Brillo in yo pillow!

Ooh!

Dylan, Dylan! And the crowd goes wild!

Dylan!

What are you doing?!

Relax! It's all good.

I'm your new coworker.

Co-coworker?

Since when, and why?

To help keep Murphy from messin' with you.

You're my cousin, and I got your back.

So, you broke your promise

and you talked Murphy into getting you a job?

No.

Actually, I talked to Principal Matthews,

and he thought it'll be a great idea!

Somethin' about bein' more responsible,

or learnin' discipline.

Somethin' like that.

Honestly, I was half-listening.

Well, I need you to listen to this.

I don't need your help!

I could use your help.

[music]

So, what exactly are we doing to get you into

the Young Scientist Club?

My presentation is going to use science

to rapidly grow this tomato plant

in a quarter of its normal time.

Oh, wow!

You're definitely gonna get into the Young Scientist Club.

I can feel it from my head to-ma-toes!

I'm gonna grow this tomato plant so big,

it's gonna break the branch. But don't worry,

'cause we can just glue it back on with tomato paste.

[Yasmine] Hello, girls.

Hi.

Mom, I cannot believe that you would not let me buy that steak.

Okay? I'm a grown man!

[Viola] Yeah, and if you'd helped me in the produce section

like Yasmine did, I would have.

I was talking to the manager!

Yeah, about football.

Don't think I didn't hear you.

Besides, you need more vegetables.

I've been tryin' to tell him that.

Ooh, wow.

So, you seriously gonna take her side?

Dad, you always say, "Your mother is always right."

Baby, I was talkin' about your mother, not mine.

Are you tryin' to say I'm not right?

I didn't even say that, no!

Whatever.

I'm goin' to my man cave, thank you.

Myles Montgomery Wilson, don't you slam that...

[door slamming]

I'm so sorry, Yasmine.

I, I did not raise him to be like that.

Oh, I'm just so glad you're here, now.

I have so many questions.

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What kind of pen should I use for a love note?

Black or blue?

I don't know, black?

Eh, I'll go with red.

That wasn't even one of the choices.

What seems to be the problem?

No problem, just helpin' out a customer.

Helping me badly!

Dylan, where's Charlie?

Oh, he went to go to the bathroom.

I told him I'd handle things while he's gone.

That is completely irresponsible of Charlie!

A supply guy never leaves his post!

When he gets back, he's gonna get it.

Hold up, hold up.

The only thing he's gonna get from you is a compliment.

Charlie loves his job, and he does it very well.

And if you keep messin' with him,

I'll show you my other skills instead of rapping.

Oh, yeah?

What's that?

[Dylan] Well...

I'm glad you asked.

I have a unique set of skills.

Annoying people.

No matter where you go, no matter where you run to,

I'll be there to annoy you.

Even in your dreams.

-Dylan, Dylan, Dylan! -Okay!

I'll say nothing bad...

To him.

Why'd you say it like that?

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

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You had to open your mouth to Murphy!

He said he wasn't gonna say anything to you!

Man, you just can't trust some people.

He didn't.

He spoke to Principal Matthews, and he spoke to me!

What?!

That's my move!

Thanks to you, I'm stuck on the worst shift of the day,

the lunch shift!

I'll be too busy to even eat!

You turned my dream job into a nightmare.

Thanks a lot.

[music]

Whew, Mom, Mom, I'm a grown man! Okay?!

So, if I wanna leave shirts on the ground,

I'mma leave 'em on the ground!

I did not raise you to be messy!

And I'm sure your wife don't appreciate

you bein' messy, either!

Ooh, okay, okay!

You know what, baby? Whew!

Baby, I can't take this no more, mm-mm.

Mm-mm, mm-mm!

I'mma have to say somethin'. Okay?

'Cause, yeah. She, she gotta go.

She gonna have to get up outta here!

You know what I'm sayin'?

I'm-I'ma put her up in a hotel or somethin', but...

She-she's drivin' me crazy, baby.

You sure about this?

That's your mama, and you know how she gets.

I'm not a lil boy!

Okay?! I'm--

You know what?

I'm a big boy!

And I'mma prove it to you.

Mama...

I'mma wait.

I'mma wait.

Your serum is working!

This is so cool.

Once you present your findings and your presentation,

the Young Scientist Club would be fools not to let you in.

And with your plant to compare it to...

Our experiment is going just as planned.

Ooh! We should document it.

Would you say it's the nitrogen

you used to make it grow so fast?

I didn't use nitrogen.

Oh...

Oh...

Would you say it's the phosphates, then?

No, I didn't use that, either.

Yeah.

I'm probably way off with my ideas.

You're just so smart.

I hope I can be as innovative as you when it's my chance

to try and get into the Young Scientist Club.

Well...

Since you've been helping me, I'll tell you my secret.

It's Epsom salt mixed in with organic materials from compost.

The Epsom salt helps the plants absorb the nutrients

much, much faster.

Wow!

I would've never known.

Oh, but keep it between us.

'Cause I don't want it getting out

before our presentation.

[music]

Murphy!

-Can I talk...? -No.

Okay.

Hey, what are all these boxes for?

The restock inventory doesn't come until tomorrow...

Hey!

These are all bouncy balls!

That invoice I found was your invoice!

It's none of your business, now get out of here!

Murphy, what's the difference between a number two

and a number three pencil?

Bouncy balls?!

I specifically told you these are not to be sold

at the student store!

I know that,

I just caught Charlie trying to sneak these in from outside!

What?! No, that's not how it happened!

So, is this why you wanted this job so bad?

To make money on the side sellin' contraband toys?

No, no...

Charlie?

I have no choice but to fire you.

I'm really disappointed.

And to think,

I was going to join your Paper of the Month Club!

I'll take the evidence.

[music]

Tracee?

What are you doin' with that tomato plant?

I decided, why wait?

I'll just use your experiment for myself,

and get into the Young Scientist Club.

After you told me your secret,

I created my own serum and doubled it up.

And look! It worked perfectly.

So, thanks.

But I trusted you.

I told them I have a dentist appointment,

and I had to go first.

You'll look like a copycat.

Next.

What did you do?!

It's what I didn't do.

I didn't tell you the secret ingredient

that keeps the Epsom salt from letting the tomato

absorb so many nutrients, that it explodes.

I knew you would try to steal my serum.

How?!

I went to the committee to let them know that

you would be assisting me.

I wanted to score you more points with them.

But then they told me that you were competing for

the same spot, too.

All I had to do was put everything together.

But...!

Now, if you'll excuse me...

I have a presentation to give.

Oh, and I hear today's lunch special is spaghetti.

Maybe you should go and donate

some of that tomato sauce you're wearing.

Next.

[music]

Thanks for helping me.

But why are we dressed like this, again?

Charlie.

These are the perfect outfits!

High schoolers get mad respect from this.

So, if anyone sees us,

they'll be too intimidated to question why we're here.

It's true.

High schoolers are the best of us.

Facts.

Now, let's find these invoices

that prove Murphy ordered the bouncy balls.

Then you can get your job back!

Yeah!

[Charlie] They in there?

[Murphy] Okay, we need to straighten up

before Principal Matthews arrives.

[Charlie] Someone's coming! Hide!

Dylan, Charlie? What are you two doing here?

[Dylan] Who is Charlie and Dylan?

We're just a couple of high schoolers.

Yeah, we used to go to school here years ago!

[Dylan] Uh...

Well...

We should drive back to high school,

since we are old enough to drive.

And we are clearly high schoolers.

Principal Matthews, please come to the student store.

Dang it!

You two are in trouble!

No, you're in trouble!

We know you were the one who ordered the bouncy balls!

Good luck proving that.

What is going on here?

Principal Matthews, we caught these two trying to

sneak into the student store.

I think they were stealing.

Okay, you two. Out with it.

And why are you dressed like two kids out of the '70s?

No, Charlie's innocent!

-Murphy...! -Dylan!

I got this.

Fix your mustache.

Principal Matthews...

I love this job, and I'd never do anything to lose it.

Charlie, you were caught red-handed!

There's nothing to discuss here!

But it wasn't me, Murphy ordered the balls!

I found an invoice last week,

and Murphy said it was old,

and that it was none of my business.

He's lying through his fake mustache!

No, I'm not!

Murphy picks on all of us, and threatens us with bad shifts

if we stand up for ourselves, and they'll tell you!

Well, they would if they weren't scared!

I treat you guys with respect, right?

[Kids] Well, I mean...

You know what? Enough.

Until I can sort things out,

you are both in a lot of trouble.

All right, let's go.

I need to call your parents.

Mm-hm, right, you know... You know where the office is.

If you guys don't say anything, things won't ever change.

We should enjoy working here, not be afraid!

Come, come on!

One of you has to have seen one of those invoices!

It would be on bonded recycled paper,

uncoated, with a watermark...

[Christian] Charlie's right.

He ordered the balls, I can prove it.

I'm sorry, Charlie.

I'm sorry for not saying it sooner.

Murphy!

You got Charlie falsely fired,

and had a contraband business goin' on behind my back!

You're not only fired,

but I see a suspension in your future.

Who's the jellyfish, now?

That doesn't even make any sense.

You don't make any sense!

Charlie?

How'd you like to be the new student store manager?

[music]

Ha-ha! I can't take it.

I can't take it, baby!

You know, my mom has rearranged all my drawers?

I can't find my underwear!

Okay? Enough's enough!

I'mma have to say somethin'!

[Viola] All right, babies. Just take 'em out to the car.

Grandma's comin', I'll be there in just a minute.

Thank you. Thank you.

You babies are so sweet helping Grandma,

I appreciate it so much.

I'm sorry, but I got to go.

I-I tried to hold my tongue,

but livin' with you has been miserable!

You are a slob!

I don't know how Yasmine does it.

I paid my contractor extra so I could move back in today.

Hm!

You cost me money.

But I need my peace of mind.

I'm gon' bill you later.

Well, at least you didn't have to say somethin'!

[Myles] Whatever.

Slob...

I ain't no slob.

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