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[music]

You've been here for an hour,

and Dylan hasn't barged in here with some tired line.

"Aye girl, I got more drip than ice cream in the summer!"

I have to admit,

having a Dylan-free study zone is pretty nice.

Hmm...

My Dylan Senses are tingling.

Is my boo here?

And we just jinxed it.

Dylan just showed me your artwork

for his mixtape cover.

I haven't been this jazzed since I made my own cheese.

My cheese-makin' friends, right?

It's a picture of me,

and I got more drip than ice cream in the summer!

You have officially ruined ice cream for me.

Since I had some time, I wrote somethin' for you.

* Look, aye, listen, bae *

* This is not a case of me missin' you *

* I've been on a different vibe *

* I've been makin' different moves *

* I just wanna see you live your best life drippin' juice *

* And I'mma show up for you everyday *

* Like never missin' school

So, can we hang out?

Wow!

No one's ever written a song for me.

That's so sweet.

So, does that mean we can hang out?

Look, I love the song,

but you're just not the type of guy

I see myself with.

Ouch!

I don't think any girl can.

Double ouch!

Dylan, I'm sorry.

[Dylan] Man...

I need a juice box to wash away the taste of rejection.

So, whose turn is it?

I think, I think it's your turn?

-Yeah, it's your turn. -Y'all can stop.

I know you saw everything.

Sweetie, just remember,

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Shots he's been takin', he need to retire.

He needs to be... Hey, what I mean is...

I admire your persistence.

Yeah, most normal people would have given up a long time ago.

Thank you?

I just wish there was a way I could impress her.

Make her see me differently, you know?

Just be yourself.

If it's meant to be, it'll happen one day.

Yeah.

And if not, you'll always have me.

Chuckie, please stop tryin' to cheer me up.

[phone dinging]

Oh, that's my mom. She's here for me.

Cool. Let me walk you out.

See you later, Booder.

See you!

Hey, you forgot your...

Your diary!

Dylan, I know that look.

You can't keep that!

All of her secrets and deepest thoughts are in there.

I know, and this can help me learn more about her!

Maybe even make her like me!

Booder, this is my chance!

To finally win her heart!

Sure, but if she finds out, it could ruin any chance of her

ever wanting to hang out with you.

Wow, Booder.

You're right.

You're still gonna read it, aren't you?

Yep!

This is not gonna end well.

[music]

* Mom knew I was cool and not a regular guy *

* Everybody follow me, I'mma take you on a trip *

* Buckle up, let's go I'mma give you all a hit *

* I'm a star came up from a block of Chi Town *

* Livin' large

* I'm tryin' to balance school and these bars *

* I came far

* Ain't no better feelin'

* I told 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan, Young Dylan Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan Young Dylan, Young Dylan *

* I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

Interesting!

Baby, is Dylan okay?

I don't think I've ever seen him study this hard.

Or... At all.

Maybe he's putting the time he would spend chasing Bethany

into something more productive.

Hm.

Hey, Dylan!

Just wanna say, man, we're very proud of you

for taking your studies so seriously.

Keep it up.

Will do, Unc!

I guess when you find a subject you're into,

studying is really fun.

-Huh. -Huh.

Hm.

[Dylan] And that happens to be Bethany.

Mom, Dad, at school we've been learning all about rocks!

Did you know there's sedimentary,

metamorphic, and igneous?!

I did not, Charlie!

I guess that makes me...

"Igneous" when it comes to rocks.

That was a good one, come on, baby.

You get it? Igneous?

That was bad. Even for you, baby.

So, can I dig up rocks in the backyard to study 'em?

Man, go for it! Dig all you want.

I'm for anything that gets you away from

in front of this screen.

Great! So, I'll start tomorrow!

All right.

[Charlie] Dylan!

Wow, I've never seen you read a book.

What can I say?

I just wanna be a better man.

Good for you!

Oh, look, look, look, this is my favorite part.

Wait... Hey!

We need to talk.

Okay.

Was it, is it about my, my rock joke?

No!

We can't let Charlie dig in the backyard.

Remember when he was little,

and he used to get attached to certain things

and he refused to let them go?

Oh, yeah, yeah, like his binkie.

And that one weird stuffed animal

with that one eye that always followed you around,

it was like...

My point is all that stuff and a whole lot more

is buried out in the backyard.

Ooh, right, right.

And if he finds them, then he'll know that we lied

when we said they were lost, and he'll never trust us again.

That's why we have to find it before Charlie does!

All right, cool. All right, let's go.

You get the shovel, I'll get the gloves.

Come on, man. You know my doc...

I got a bad back. You know that.

-Mm. -Doctor said...

[Myles] No sudden movements.

Yes, yeah. No sudden moves.

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Dylan, I have to put my foot down.

We need to give Bethany back her diary.

I am!

Right after I finish reading it.

Do you know she loves French stuff?

Come on, you're better than this.

No, I'm not!

Look, I've studied all her likes and dislikes.

And I'm gonna use them to impress her.

Have you seen my diary? I can't find it anywhere.

No, I haven't seen it.

Watch me work.

Bonjour, mes demoiselles.

Did you just speak in French?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

I've been watching this new French show

called Le Bon Roi , and I am hooked.

Seriously?

I love The Good King. My favorite character is...

-Baptiste. -Baptiste.

No way!

Yeah, no way!

When I tried to get you to watch it,

you said it had subtitles,

and, "TV shouldn't make you read."

I think you're startin' to rub off on me a little.

Just like my boy Jin from BTS always says...

"Good influence becomes bigger when it's shared."

You listen to BTS?

I love BTS!

I know you think you have me figured out,

but I'm more than just a handsome face.

I guess I'm just ready to let people see all of me.

[Bethany] Wow, Dylan.

I didn't know we had so much in common!

Hm, my best friend and my cousin bonding.

Am I in a bad dream?

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna check for litter on my way to class.

I can't stand when trash isn't put in its proper receptacle!

Receptacle?!

Man, who are you?

Wow, Dylan.

I used to think that hanging out with you

would just be the worst thing

that could ever happen in the world.

But...

Maybe not.

You flatter me.

Hold on.

Where was the last place you saw your diary?

I think at your house yesterday.

I think I know where it might be.

[music]

We've been digging all over the yard,

and we still can't find that bag of stuff we hid from Charlie.

Well baby, maybe you're just worried over nothin'.

Come on now, you know how Charlie is.

He's always movin' from one thing to the next.

He's probably already forgotten about diggin' for rocks.

Well, I'm up to dig for rocks!

Hey, Charlie. Hey.

-Hey. -Why are you so dirty?

Because we went mountain biking.

Yep.

But don't you guys have a tandem bike?

That's why we kept falling.

I have so many questions.

But there'll be time for that after digging...

Hey, you know, the thing is... Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

[stammering]

You can't even go outside right now.

-Yeah, yeah. -He's right!

If you want the best rocks, you gotta get an early start.

I read that in...

Rock Magazine.

Rock Magazine!

Aw man, I must have missed that article!

Anyway, I'll be happy with whatever I find.

How 'bout I take you out for ice cream?

Ooh!

-Are you serious? -Mm-hm.

You never let us have ice cream before dinner!

Ooh, I won't tell if you won't.

[squealing]

My car is out front!

Let's go.

I, I like ice cream, too.

Keep digging until you find that bag!

Ice cream!

Well, get me some rocky road!

With, with cookie crumbles...

On a marble slab!

Look at all that rockology I just gave you!

Come on, Bethany!

Charlie's not here,

and Dylan's downstairs in the studio!

Let's see if we can find your diary.

Bingo.

That explains why we suddenly liked all the same things!

I can't believe Dylan.

He's better than this.

No, he's not.

I'm going downstairs to the studio,

to tell Dylan he can forget about us ever hanging out.

What's the hockey stick for?

After I tell him,

I'm going to slapshot him all across the studio!

Maybe...!

There's a better way to handle this.

Okay.

We could teach him a lesson, and have a little fun.

Oh, this is going to be fun!

Since Dylan is reading your diary

to find out what you like...

Maybe we can make up some crazy stuff that you're into.

Huh, you're right!

That could be fun.

But I'm taking this...

Just in case.

[music]

You look amazing!

Is today tryouts for...

Macbeth?

No.

What's Macbeth?

Then why the cool outfit?

Bethany's diary says dudes should dress like this,

because it makes them look...

Adorable.

Oh, there she is!

Stupid tights keep ridin' up!

The tights are the least of his problems.

Wow! I love the new glow-up.

You look adorable.

* Thank you!

* Just somethin' I'm tryin' out! *

Did you just randomly burst into song?

Bethany loves when guys do that.

* I can't help it! *

* I just love to sing. *

* Really?

* So do I.

Wait, I thought Bethany was the only one

who ate an onion like an apple.

I do it all the time!

Yum!

After school, I'm tryin' out for the fencing team,

because...

* I'm totally into swords!

And stuff.

I love fencing, too!

I hate to admit it,

but you guys actually seem like the perfect match.

I guess so.

Why don't you come by and see me in action?

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

All right...

* See you later! *

This is the best day at school ever!

Right?

Now, all we have to do is ask our friend Tim

to teach him a little lesson.

But Tim is the best fencer on the team.

We'll just tell Tim to take it easy on him.

Right, right, yeah. You're right, I mean...

Dylan does deserve it.

* We should get to class!

* Yes, we should...

I'm home!

I'm in the kitchen!

Finally, it's diggin' time!

Oh! You look so adorable!

Maybe we should check with your dad first.

Recently, we encountered some pesky critters

that needed to be dealt with.

Were they dealt with, honey?

Critters...?

Yes, yes, they were. Right, critters.

I relocated 'em. Far away.

What kind of critters were they?

-Racoons. -Opossums.

-Opossums. -Racoons.

-Half opossums, half racoons. -Yeah, yeah.

-Ugly little things. -Call 'em rassums.

Yeah, my point is...

The yard is safe to dig.

Happy digging!

Get along, brother!

Well, we successfully kept Charlie from finding out

that we took some of his most prized possessions

and secretly buried them.

I know, we're great parents. That's why.

And another crisis averted.

Okay!

I just found my hamster's bones!

Guess I missed a critter?

You said Hammie went to space to start a hamster colony!

When I go to bed, I look at the stars and salute him.

Well, son...

Come here.

Now that you're older,

there are some things that we need to tell you.

And your mom will start.

Charlie, just...

Sit right here.

We lied to you about Hammie,

because when he died, you were too young to understand.

But you guys always say that we shouldn't lie.

Yes, but sometimes parents have to hide things from their kids,

because at the time, it's what's best for them.

Like what kind of things?

Hey, Charlie!

Do you remember your old Spider-Man pajamas?

Of course! I wore them everywhere.

Yeah. Now, see...

That was the problem.

You wore them everywhere!

You wore them to school, out to dinner,

you even wore 'em to church.

So, one night...

While you were sleeping...

We snuck into your room, and we got them.

And we buried them out back, in the dead of the night.

When, when I say it out loud like that,

it sounds really bad.

When I woke up,

you told me I wore them so much the material disappeared.

But if we hadn't taken them,

you might still be wearin' them now.

-Yeesh. -Ugh...

That would be so embarrassing.

Yeah.

I guess I understand why you guys hid my stuff.

I still have one question...

What's that?

Who does...

This belong to?

It was buried next to Hammie.

Hm... I'll take that!

[Myles] Ooh, wow!

Wow.

Babe, isn't that the birthday present

I gave you last year?

Is it?!

Yes, yes it is, yes it is.

And you said you loved it!

You even made the "I love it" face.

You were like, "I love it, Myles."

I didn't wanna hurt your feelings!

Ooh, okay.

So, how does it feel being lied to?

Hm.

[music]

This is awesome.

I can't wait to see Dylan get what he deserves.

Well, you'll be able to see it over and over and over again.

'Cause I'm gonna record it.

Oh, what up!

I can't wait for you to see me slice and dice the competition.

Hey, maybe after you try out, we can hang out.

Oh yeah, cool! I mean...

Yeah. Cool.

See you then!

See ya.

Oh, and...

Good luck.

I don't need luck. I'm Dylan.

Listen up!

Tryout's about to begin.

Basketball is my sport, so...

I'm really out of my element.

The only reason why I'm here,

is because this team needs a coach!

First up, Dylan Young.

Ah, my man!

-What up? -Yeah, what's up, baby?

You gon' go up against Tim.

Look man, I don't know nothin' about fencing.

I just wanna impress a girl. You feel me?

Aight, cool, cool, cool.

So look, maybe act scared, run a little...

Oh, definitely add a,

"Please, Dylan, don't hurt me!

Please, Dylan, don't hurt me!"

Aight? Aight.

Oh.

Uh-oh.

Yeah... Do stuff like that.

All right.

Here you go.

All right, let's get ready...!

Let's fence.

[whistle blowing]

[Dylan] 'Kay, I can do that, too.

'Kay, I like that.

Give 'em a show.

'Kay, maybe dial it back a little.

Ah!

You did tell Tim to embarrass Dylan,

but not to go crazy...

Right?

[Dylan shouting]

I thought you did!

[Dylan shouting]

-Uh-oh. -Uh-oh.

[Dylan] Man, forget this!

Please, leave me alone!

Please, please, don't hurt me!

Help!

I'm too young and handsome to die!

Stop the match!

Ooh!

Thank you, Rebecca.

Thank you so much. You saved me!

Well, technically we're the ones who put you in danger.

Wait, what now?

We know you read my diary.

Yeah.

And you used what was in it

to make it seem like you two were a perfect match.

That's why we decided to teach you a lesson.

Maybe next time, you won't invade somebody's privacy.

Yeah...

You're right.

I know I messed up and violated your trust.

You deserve better, and I'm really sorry.

I appreciate it.

But just know we're not hanging out today,

or any other day.

I hear you.

But don't think I'm givin' up that easy.

You're the girl of my dreams!

And I won't stop 'til I convince you

that I'm the guy of yours.

I have one thing to say.

Tim!

Oh, no! I'm outta here!

[Dylan shouting]

[music]

[Charlie] This is a metamorphic rock,

it's formed from heat and pressure.

They can either be foliated...

Or non-foliated.

Don't touch my french fries!

Okay. Charlie...

Son, we've been doin' this for three hours.

I beg of you, please make it stop.

Yeah, haven't we suffered enough?

Look, I may have forgiven you for lying,

but it's still wrong.

And this is your punishment.

Fine.

Now, let's talk sedimentary rocks!

-Ooh... -Ooh...

Okay, you may want to hold onto your hats.

'Cause it's about to get crazy!

Voilà!

Now, sedimentary rock is formed from sediments.

It is the youngest of the rocks...

And they are usually foliated, but this one is not...

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