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[music]

[humming]

Good morning. Good morning.

-Hey. -Hi.

-Dad. -Hm?

Why are you dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow?

Well, because your mother and I have entered

into a local ballroom competition.

Ew, why?

Because the Millers are competing

and they think they can beat us at everything.

-Mm-hmm. -Didn't they crush you

in bowling last week, and ping pong the week before that?

Oh, and can't forget they beat you for yard of the month.

Oh, wow, Charlie, that's amazing.

You can remember all that, but can't remember

to do your chores.

Anyway, we are going to crush the Millers.

We are going to dance salsa circles around the Millers.

And everybody knows the key to a good salsa is...

-Cilantro? -A salsa shirt.

-Oh. -A salsa shirt.

-Mm-hmm. -A salsa shirt.

Bam, boom, hey, boom, hey, boom, yeah.

Okay, you kids get going or you're gonna be late

for school, all right? [kids groaning]

Come on, guys. School isn't that bad.

But Principal Matthews is.

Ever since someone planted one little stink bomb...

Which I'm sure went off by accident,

and that person is probably really, really sorry.

Okay, my point is Principal Matthews

has been principaling harder than usual.

So we definitely shouldn't be late.

Uh, hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Do you know, Principal Matthews is trying to ban sneakers

because he says shoelaces can be dangerous?

The man won't rest until we're all wearing loafers!

Yep, loafers, mm-hmm.

Rebecca, what have you been doing

on your laptop all morning anyway?

-What laptop? -The one right in front of you.

Uh, what? It's nothing.

That seems like a super strange and suspicious overreaction.

Yeah, you're being a real secret agent with it.

What?

No, no, I'm just reading an essay.

-Care to read it? -Um, no.

Okay then, let's go.

Is it me, or does Rebecca seem a little bit weird to you?

Charlie, Rebecca reads an essay before school for fun.

So yes, she seems weird to me. [music]

* Ma knew I was important, not a regular guy *

* Everybody, follow me, I'ma take you on a trip *

* Buckle up, let's go I'm a get you all a hit *

* I'm a star--came up from a block in Chi Town *

* Livin' large I'm trying to balance school *

* And these bars Came far *

* Ain't no better feeling I tell 'em *

* You gonna love Young Dylan Hey, Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan Young Dylan *

* I tell 'em you gonna love Young Dylan *

[music]

[knocking] Hey, bestie.

-Hey, bestie! -Okay, what secret thing

do you have going with that laptop?

We don't have secrets, do we?

Fine. [sighs]

You're right. You know Helpful Hannah,

that super cool, interesting, popular,

juicy new advice website that everybody at school's

-been obsessing about lately? -Um, yes! I live on there.

Hannah hooked me up.

She's the reason I froth my almond milk

before it goes in my cereal. Delish and nutrish.

Ah, yes. I have to say that that advice

is some of my finest work. You're welcome.

-Your finest work? -Yep.

It's my website.

-I'm Helpful Hannah. -[gasps] What? How?

When? And am I the only one who knows?

Yes, so shh! You can't tell a soul.

People think Hannah's some mysterious, wise woman.

They might unsubscribe if they knew they were

getting their advice from a kid.

Look, you're at 7,000 subscribers.

Yup, saving the world one click at a time. [chuckles]

How 'bout this one? I used to be so hip,

but now everyone thinks I'm wiggity wack.

Oh, brother.

What should I do to show the people around me

that I'm not just some party pooper?

Signed, Captain Cool.

Hm, ooh!

Dear Captain Cool, sounds like you need some fun in your life.

And what says fun like an unexpected gift?

Ooh, that's good, girl! I like donuts.

And people who give me donuts. Maybe he should do that.

Yes.

Small gift for the people around you will take you

from zero to hero in no time.

Start small by giving them a donut.

Everyone loves donuts.

Look at us, so young, yet so wise.

Today it's an advice website, tomorrow it's our own talk show.

No, no pictures, no. No, stop.

[laughs] Oh, paparazzi, no, no, no.

-No, stop. -Please, stop.

-No, no, that's my bad side. -Please, no.

[music]

What is happening?

Great to see you this morning!

Enjoy your nutritional breakfast donut.

Hey, don't get glaze on your blazer.

Then we'd have to call it a glazer. [laughs]

Good one, Principal Matthews!

-I cannot believe this. -Me, neither.

Principal Matthews is being cool?

-Donut? -Don't mind if I do.

-Rebecca. -Look, I know

what you're thinking.

And just because Principal Matthews

is handing out donuts does not mean...

That's right, you all can just call me Captain Cool.

Um, Principal Matthews, what's with handing out

-all the donuts? -Oh, that was all my idea.

No one advised me that this would make me cool

or anything like that.

That seems like another super strange

-and suspicious overreaction. -Mm-hmm.

Get your fresh donuts!

Come on, get 'em from Captain Cool.

I'd like to have another one.

[music]

- [Yasmine] Myles? -Yeah?

-Are you ready? -Woo!

To practice?

Well, mama, these hips don't lie.

Ooh, we are gonna dance all over the Millers.

And we are gonna look good doing it.

Ooh, rrrico y sobroso ! Mm!

Well, let's trip the light fandango.

[Yasmine] Ooh!

[music] Oh!

-Follow my lead. -Follow my lead.

-Fine, you go. -Fine, you lead.

-Okay, you lead. -Okay.

Ooh!

-Myles, that's not leading. -[laughs]

-Oh, yeah! -Not sure what that is.

Let me tell you something.

-Okay, come on, honey. -The Millers,

they ain't gonna know what hit 'em.

Oh yeah, they ain't never seen moves like this.

I'd put money on that.

-Okay. -Ha ha!

Let me know when you wanna practice...

Uh! Uh! What's the matter?

-...together. -You scared?

You must be a Miller.

I'll just sit right here.

[music]

[laughter]

What up, y'all?

Don't you know how to knock?

I do, but it's overrated.

Stopped by to see if you two were hungry.

Eh? Eh?

I'll have to decline. I like my donuts

topped with sprinkles, not pocket lint.

Same.

Uh, well, thanks for coming. You guys can go now.

Principal Matthews is being mad cool today.

Kinda crazy, right?

-Totally. -Super unexpected.

There's no way that party pooper thought of handing out donuts

on his own. We think he had help.

I don't know what you're implying,

but we had nothing to do with it.

-All right. -Okay.

Come on, Charlie. We got linty donuts to eat.

-Yeah, bye. -Bye.

[sighs] I thought they'd never leave.

Look, Captain Cool wrote again.

He said he wants to keep the momentum going.

The donuts helped, but people still think

he's a rule stickler.

He needs more advice.

So, what are you waiting for? Help him, Helpful Hannah.

This is your chance to make him cool and make school fun

for the rest of us. It's a win-win.

Okay.

Dear Captain Cool, if people still think you're

a rule stickler, maybe try bending the rules a little bit.

People will still respect you, but they'll know you're open

to having a good time once in a while.

I like where this is going. [phone beeps]

And would you look at that?

An unexpected schoolwide email from Principal Matthews.

[gasps] No dress code tomorrow?

[gasps] We need to go check out my closet.

-How much drip is too much drip? -I guess were gonna go find out.

All clear. Let's move.

[gasps]

Well, well, well. You were right.

Rebecca and Bethany are behind this "new" Principal Matthews.

Mm, mm, mm.

Why should they have all the fun?

So, what should we do first?

Water park on the school's playground?

[gasps] Or robot wars in the school's gym?

I never like to squash a man's dream,

but maybe we should start small.

Okay.

Ooh.

[music]

[evil laugh]

What kind of kid would bring a remote control car to school?

[laughter] Good morning!

Good morning.

[laughs] I win again! Back to the starting line?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Uh, what's going on?

Principal Matthews is lit now.

We were racing cars all morning.

We're coming, Principal Matty Matt!

Yeah!

Did we tell Principal Matthews to do this?

This is more than just bending some rules.

Maybe he doesn't need our help anymore.

No way.

I think those two little rats are up to some little rat stuff.

Someone hacked into my site and pretended to be me.

And by someone I mean Dylan and Charlie.

Woo hoo! And again, I am the master!

[music]

-Yo, that was lit! -That was so cool!

I can't believe we pulled that off.

Racing cars through the hallway? Today was awesome!

Yo, that was so cool. I was like,

skrr down the hallway.

Then err around the corner. Then blam!

Right into the wall.

Epic!

Well, if it isn't the two little rats we were looking for.

Can we get you rats some cheese?

Yeah, I could go for some cheese.

We don't have any cheese. And even if we did,

we wouldn't give it to you.

-Then why did you offer? -Yeah, that's kinda messed up.

What's messed up is that we know that you two hacked

into my website.

Easy, they don't have any proof it was us.

-Admit it! -Okay, we did it!

But we just wanted to make school more fun, too.

Charlie! Come on!

Look, guys, making our principal do whatever we want them

to is every kid's dream come true.

But you two can't handle that kind of power.

-You'll get us all busted. -Exactly.

Which is why we all have to stop.

-Agreed? -Agreed.

Fine, agreed.

But only because our track record

with getting away with stuff is terrible.

So, still no cheese? [music]

I'm gonna miss when the hallway was just one big...

[cheering] Party?

Okay, okay, don't worry. Everyone will get a turn.

[cheering]

Let's give it up for the man who made this possible.

The coolest guy in school,

Principal Matthews! [cheering]

Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!

[cheering]

One more time! [cheering]

-One more time! -Dylan!

Uh oh!

-Uh, hey. -Don't hey me.

I thought we said we weren't gonna trick

Principal Matthews into doing stuff.

I know, and I'm sorry.

But I already put a deposit down on the ball pit slide.

-And look how happy he is. -Yeah.

-But look how angry she is. -[growling]

Okay, I can see... and I get it.

This is the last time. Promise.

Rebecca, oh my gosh. [music]

Uh, what is going on in there?

Maybe someone's telling daytime ghost stories, ooh.

Excuse me, um, pardon me. Excuse me, excuse me.

What is going on in here?

Did you guys trick Principal Matthews?

No!

[Principal] It's come to my attention

that manis and pedis are the thing.

So enjoy getting your lavender eucalyptus scrub on,

all thanks to your boy, Captain Cool.

It was our last stunt.

Promise?

We don't trust you guys. Unless we shake on it.

[music]

I can't believe what you did to me!

You promised and then turned around and kept

giving Principal Matthews advice all week!

Huh, me? I only got homework canceled

because you two did Water Balloon Wednesday!

Well, we only did Food Fight Friday

because you did Cafeteria Dance-Off!

Okay, fine, you're right. But it's gone too far.

Let's just call it square and admit that we're done now.

For real this time.

Okay, fine.

Honestly, I'm starting to feel bad

for all that we're doing to Principal Matty Matt.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.

Oh, hey, Mom. How's salsa rehearsal going?

Horrible.

I need your advice.

Don't worry, Mom. I can spare an ear.

I got two.

So your dad and I really wanna win this dance competition.

I know we're better dancers than the Millers.

But your dad and I have different styles

-of salsa dancing. -Well, how does Dad salsa?

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, okay, I've seen enough!

So, what should I do?

Well, remember when we do puzzles

and I would only put them together from the bottom

to the top and it kind of annoyed everybody?

-Aw, no one felt that way. -Mom, I know annoyed puzzle face

when I see it.

My point is I have my own way of doing things

but the puzzle still got built.

So I should let your dad have his own way

of doing things, too.

-And? -And maybe we will still win,

or at least have a lot of fun trying.

And if you lose, maybe you'll win the Millers' respect.

-No, we won't. -No, you won't.

[music] [cheering]

You've gotta be kidding me. Where's Dylan?

Mm-mm.

Boys and girls, before you head home this afternoon,

I have a special guest who would like to give you

a surprise musical performance!

Dylan! Dylan! Dylan!

No, no, no, no, no. For those who may be wondering,

-the guest is not Dylan. -See? Nothing to worry about.

[booing]

It's Young Dylan! [cheering]

Give it up! Give it up! Give it up!

[music]

* Three, two, one Hey, big moves *

* You made 100,000 Can't be serious *

* I just touched one million, haters furious *

* When these other rappers cappin' *

* You got Young Dylan to be here killing it *

* I just made a flex with the dough, hey *

* Bust down killing with the whoa, let's go *

* Phone in the middle of the flow *

* Hey, three, two, one, let it go, let it go *

* I gotta show love to my fans. I'm 100 *

* I ain't never gonna flip flop *

* I drip from the brand new hip hop *

* You ain't got to like it, you can kick rocks *

* Kick rocks. Hey *

* Brand new reel on TikTok

* Big face on it with the big rocks *

* Hold on, hold on, wait, this the best part *

* Five, four, three, two, one It go *

You know what? I'm done.

I can't take this anymore.

*Three, two, one Young Dillo *

Dylan, what are you doing?

I thought you said we were done for real this time.

I thought about it and, um, I decided.

Why would I give up all this power?

Dylan, you've gone out of control.

Yeah! I'm outta control!

[cheering]

Actually, you know what? You're done.

Gimme that. Gimme the mic.

[shouting]

Cut...cut the music! Cut the music!

The real reason why school's been so out of control

is 'cause me, Dylan, and Charlie tricked Principal Matthews.

You know that advice website you've been using?

-Yeah. -I'm Helpful Hannah.

[gasping] I was just giving out advice

because I wanted to help people. But I didn't want people

to know that I was just some kid and not a guru.

Principal Matthews, we knew you'd do anything

to get people to like you and we took advantage of that.

I'm really sorry.

We're really sorry, too. The truth is,

we already liked you.

Aw, I appreciate that. But I need the three of you

in my office! Now!

I'm going to hand out punishments.

Spoiler alert, you'll be scraping food

off of the ceiling from Food Fight Friday!

Bethany, aren't you coming? You were in on this, too.

Hm! [music]

[music]

Guess who danced circles around the competition tonight?

-You guys won? -Oh yeah, we sure did.

Yes, and we have this obnoxiously large trophy

-to prove it! -What?

-Take that, Millers! -Thank you, thank you.

Even with Dad's moves? No offense, Dad.

Oh well, you know what? None taken, Charlie.

Yes, even with my moves.

It turns out that my pop locking

what, huh, was the thing that led us to victory.

Yeah, he accidentally popped the Millers

while they were dancing next to us.

Yep, and they fell flat on their faces.

You wanna show us your winning routine?

-Oh. -We thought you'd never ask.

[music]

Whoa!

[cheering]

Record it, record it!

Oh my God! Go Mom, go Mom!

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey!

Oh my gosh!

[cheering]

No, no, no, no!

-Okay, ah, ah, okay. -Turn!

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