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[music]

Wow.

Man, I can't believe the school dance is this Friday.

I need to think of the perfect way to ask Bethany.

Why don't you sneak up behind her,

hiding your face with a box of chocolates,

then tap her shoulder?

Oh, that's a good start. What else?

When she turns around, you hand her the chocolates.

- Okay, then what? -You pull out a sign

that reads, "Will you go to the dance with me?"

Okay, Mr. Romantic, I see you. That could work!

I know, 'cause Corey just did it, and Bethany said yes.

Hey, Dylan.

So you just watched

Corey ask out the girl of my dreams

and didn't think to tell me?

I should run now, huh?

Yes. Yes, you should.

[music]

[Dylan screaming]

There once was a kid from the city of Chi,

♪ Ma knew I wasn't just a regular guy. ♪

♪ Everybody follow me.

♪ I'm gonna take you on a trip. Buckle up, let's go. ♪

♪ I'm gonna get you all hip.

♪ I'm a star. Hey Ma, from a block in Chi Town ♪

♪ living large. I'm trying to balance school ♪

♪ and these bars. Came far. ♪

♪ Ain't no better feeling.

♪ I tell 'em you gonna love Young Dylan. ♪

-♪ Young Dylan -♪ Young Dylan

-♪ Young Dylan -♪ Young Dylan.

♪ I tell 'em you gonna love young Dylan. ♪

[music]

The whole gym?

What was it, up to here?

No. Just go fix it.

Ew.

Attention, everyone. I have some bad news.

A pipe burst in the gym. We're going to have

to cancel the school dance this Friday.

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Uh, I know most of you are disappointed.

I am, too.

Vice Principal Henry and I were planning to get jiggy with it.

Uh, Principal Matthews?

Let's just use the hallway.

We could do a theme like the Streets of Paris or Rome,

or a Mardi Gras costume ball in New Orleans.

That's a great idea, Charlie.

Vice Principal Henry, the dance is back on!

Charlie, can you head the decorating committee

on such short notice?

I would love to.

And I won't let you down.

Yes! [chuckles]

Charlie, what are you doing? The dance was off,

which meant Bethany wasn't going with Corey.

And then you got the dance back on,

which means she's still going with him and not me.

Oh, yeah!

Oops.

I should probably start running again, huh?

Yes. Yes, you should.

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[Dylan growling]

I'm so happy the dance is back on.

-Me, too. -Me, three.

And it's all thanks to Charlie for saving the day.

Who knew he could go

from annoying little brother to genius?

But just in case he's not a genius,

I signed up to help with the decorations.

Smart.

Let'sygo to the cafeteria and figure out our outfits.

That's perfect. I'll see you after lunch.

Bye.

Are you following me?

No. I was only following you

because you were following Corey and Bethany.

And what's it to you? It's none of your business.

Yeah?

But how 'bout I let them know and make it their business?

And how 'bout I let them know that you were

doing the same thing?

That's what I thought.

[gasps] You like Corey, don't you?

Shh, somebody might hear you!

My bad, my bad.

So, you like Corey and I like Bethany.

Wait, since we're in the same boat here,

maybe we should join forces and stop them

from going to the dance together.

Sounds shady.

But if it works, things go back to the way they were

and we still have our shots.

Well, for you it's more of a hail Mary,

but a shot's a shot.

Look, I don't know about this.

All right, one day when you're buying them a wedding gift,

you remember that I tried to help.

Wedding? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'd rather Bethany ignore me solo than be booed up

with Corey, yuck.

I'm in.

Good, so we have a deal?

Deal. You're Tara, right?

-I'm Dylan. -I know who you are.

Of course you do. I'm known around this school.

But I also know that it's better if we use code names

for this shady operation.

Oh, okay.

Let's go with Tiara for you and Slim Shady for me.

This is starting out great.

Okay, well if you don't like that we can

go with Dyl the Goat. I dress like a goat,

I rap like a goat, look like a goat.

I even go baa, baa.

[music]

[gasps] Wait, I have an idea.

What if we call the FBI and tell them Corey's the bank robber

they've been looking for?

Why call them on Corey?

Why don't we call them on Bethany? She's the thief.

-She is not! -She stole Corey from me.

Uh, yep. I walked right into that one.

Dylan's epic mix tape?

Yeah, I been working on it for awhile.

It's gonna put me on the rap map.

-Can I hear a track? -No.

No one can until it's finished.

At least let me hear a beat.

Fine.

Only a few seconds of a beat, though.

[music]

This is sick.

Wait, you...you think so?

Yeah, but it needs a better bass line.

I'd make it quicker and add an 808.

[gasps] That can make it more lit.

Wait, how do you know about bass lines and 808s?

I produce music, too.

-For reals? -Yeah.

Well, we should probably get back to planning our strategy

without sending either of them to jail.

Everything okay?

Hm, hmm, yeah, sorry. Um, yeah, you're right.

There has to be a way that we can get them

to see that they're not right for each other.

Wait, Dylan. That's it.

You're a genius!

I am? I mean, that's what I've been

telling everyone this whole time.

Look, here's what we'll do.

[music]

Man, I hate Charlie's beautiful decorations.

It's so gorgeous it makes me sick.

Man, I hope this works.

Oh, it will. Sending daisies to Bethany

even though she hates them was a great idea.

When she finds out that it's from Corey,

she'll realize that he doesn't really know her like you do.

Yeah, and decorating Corey's locker with a bunch

of colors and things he hates was brilliant.

Yeah. Now all we have to do is just

sit back and watch our plan unfold.

By the time it's over, they'll both be looking for new dates

to the dance, AKA, us.

Ooh, here they come.

Man, who would give you daisies? You hate daisies!

I know, right?

Hey, guys.

Corey, did you send me these daisies?

No, I know how much you love carnations,

so I'm having a bouquet sent to you later today.

Awe, those are your favorite.

You're so sweet.

Come on, let's go to class.

Um, where are you going?

You signed up for the decoration committee,

so you need to help out.

-I'll find you later. -See you in class.

-I'll see you later. -See you.

It's okay, we still have Corey's locker.

I hope he hates it.

Oh, he will. He hates anything on his locker.

He's a neat freak and likes his locker clean.

Tie your shoe, young man.

Oh, thanks.

What is that mess?

Rebecca, please remove that from my canvas.

I am an artist and it displeases me.

"I hope you think of me whenever you look

at your locker." Bethany.

Of course I will because my locker's perfect,

just like her.

Man, we're the worst sabatogers ever.

I think we actually brought them closer together!

[music]

Thanks to us, Corey and Bethany are even closer

and the dance is tonight.

I mean, we could always go with Bethany's a bank robber

and call the authorities.

No, Tara!

But one thing you should know about me is when I set my mind

on something, I accomplish it.

One time I ate a seven-pound burrito just because

I wanted a free T-shirt.

Both gross and impressive.

Exactly.

Now, let's go figure out how we can keep Corey

and Bethany from going to the dance together.

Let's go.

[music]

Oh, wow! This is amazing!

We all know where he got these amazing decorating genes from.

Yeah, yeah, me of course. I mean, you know,

but he did improve a little bit on what I had.

Oh, please, you two did an incredible job.

How on earth did you come up with this?

I have to give it to Charlie.

He sure knows how to transform the dullest hallway

into the coolest street in New Orleans.

I look at it like I'm cooking. Add a little bit of this,

and a little bit of that, and viola, New Orleans

-in a hallway. -Hey!

And you know what?

I'm so glad you chose to go with a New Orleans theme

because I could not wait to break out

this custom bespoke jacket. Look at that.

That is velvet on the inside.

So baby, I really hope this dinner doesn't run too late

so I can show this puppy off since I'll be chaperoning.

Mm, no you're not.

-Mm, yes, I am. -No, you're not.

-Yes, I am. -No, you're not!

Charlie! This is amazing!

I didn't know we had it in the budget

to make our hallways look this good.

-Man. -Budget? We had a budget?

I just had everything charged to the school.

You did what? How much did all this cost?

[flabbergasted gasp]

We can't afford this! We must return it all!

What about the dance? It's tonight.

Yeah, plus I wore the jacket.

Maybe we can use something from the drama department

and art room. I'm sure it won't look anywhere

near as cool as this.

Or as cool as this.

Putting you in charge of decorations

was clearly a mistake. I have to let you go.

[Mom growls]

Oh, um, hey, uh, Principal Matthews,

you might wanna be scared. You just poked a mama bear.

-[Mom growling] -Get your mama!

We're running out of time.

We have no choice but to get the dance cancelled.

Okay, now, where can we find a skunk?

A skunk?

Come on now, a skunk is a great idea.

Yeah, that won't work.

Come on, now.

But there has to be a way. Like, what can we do?

Wait, are those your beats?

They aren't ready for people to hear.

Come on, now. You listened to one of my beats.

-Please? -I guess that's fair.

[music]

Hey.

You're liking it?

Yeah, I got something for this one.

Okay.

♪ Look, hey, walk up

♪ in the spot like where the bag is ♪

♪ Tara got my bag like an ad lib ♪

♪ Stacks big, acting up like a bad kid. ♪

♪ Tara, they said we wouldn't ♪ last, that was last year.

-Woo! - ♪ Walk up in the spot

-♪ like where the bag is -♪ Bag is

♪ Got my own bag like an ad lib. ♪

♪ Stacks big, acting up like a bad kid. ♪

-♪ Bad kid. -♪ Tara, they said

♪ we wouldn't last. That was last year. ♪

-Yeah. -Yeah.

That was slick.

Your rhymes, my beats. We make a pretty good team.

I'm starting to think that, too.

Okay, back to operation cancel the dates.

What if we don't cancel it? What if we go

-to the dance together? -Together?

Yeah, I mean, unless...

Wait, Dylan, you just keep coming up with great ideas.

-I do. -Yes.

We go to the dance as fake dates.

Corey and Bethany will see how much fun we're having

and they'll realize they could be having so much

more fun with us as their dates.

Yeah, exactly. Fake dates.

That was my plan all along.

[music]

All right, come on, come on. Okay, what is all of this?

Well, you know how mama bear growled the whole way home?

I already apologized for that.

Well, after you left to walk it off,

I could still hear the growling.

But I realized it was coming from me.

So I decided to make my own decorations

to take down to the school.

Wait, so you've done all this since we got back home?

He's gone DIY crazy.

And I only signed up for the decoration committee

to help Charlie. So I'm helping Charlie.

But we only have a few hours left before the dance starts.

So, all right, tell us what to do.

-We'll help out. -All right.

Where do we start?

[music]

[Principal] Hey, Charlie's here to save the day!

Charlie, we really don't have time for this.

We're behind on the decorations as it is.

Well, that's why we're here. I made my own decorations.

Charlie, it's too late for this.

[Mom clears throat]

I mean, let's see what you have.

Show 'em. All right. Show 'em, guys. Show 'em.

-Well, we have this. -These are...

And a couple more of those.

-That. -And a bunch of these.

-Whole bunch. -And we have more stuff

in the car.

So, what will it be? Charlie's decorations

or your "Wizard of Oz" meets "King Lear"

meets what is that?

-This is... -[growls]

Charlie, you might have just saved the dance.

Again! [laughs]

Let's go unload the car.

And someone take down the "King Lear",

the "Wizard of Oz" sets, and whatever that one is.

[music]

-Bethany! -Hi!

Hey! This place is amazing.

Wait, oh my gosh. Are you two...

are you two matching? This is so cute!

Thanks. We thought it would be cool

if we coordinated outfits.

Yeah, whatever Bethany wanted, I made sure happened.

I wanted tonight to be special.

Aw.

What's that song? Sounds amazing.

Let's go check it out.

[music]

[Dylan] ♪ Walk up in the spot like where the bag is ♪

♪ I got my own bag like an ad lib ♪

♪ Stacks big, acting up like a bad kid. ♪

♪ Tara, they said they wouldn't last, that was last year. ♪

♪ Hey!

♪ When I say young, you say Dylan. ♪

-♪ Young. -♪ Dylan!

-♪ Young. -♪Dylan! ♪

♪ When I say young, you say Dylan. ♪

-♪ Young. -♪ Dylan!

-♪ Young. ♪ -♪ Dylan!

-Yeah! -[cheering]

Ladies first.

Good job.

[music]

Oh man, great idea on doing the performance.

Everyone really liked it.

You know, we should really start making more songs together.

How dope.

Oh, and thanks again for my corsage, Dylan.

It's perfect.

I tried to find something I thought you would

think was cool. I even...

Corey and Bethany are wearing matching outfits.

Blech.

Let's keep dancing so they can see how much fun we're having.

Okay. Hey, hey, hey.

♪

Well, looks like Dylan's having a good time.

Yeah, him and Tara have been making lots of beats together.

She's, like, an amazing music producer.

She sends me songs all the time.

Come on, let's go dance.

This is the most fun I've ever had at a party.

Also, thanks for my corsage, Dylan.

You are so clever, and creative, and handsome, and...

-What are you doing? -I...I thought we were vibing.

-So I... -Dylan, I'm sorry,

but I don't feel the same way. I was just saying those things

to make Corey jealous. This is a fake date, remember?

Oh.

[music]

Hey, everybody! Look at me!

♪

Nobody?

-[Male] ♪ Bounce. -Oh, come on!

♪

Hey.

Hey.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you.

It's just, well, I don't feel the same way.

I'm into Corey and I thought you were into Bethany.

I am.

It was just nice to finally have fun with someone

than wanting to have fun with someone.

You know what I mean?

I do. Let's be real.

If Bethany asked you out, you'd drop me in a heartbeat.

Yeah, I...I guess I would. I'm sorry for being weird.

It's not weird 'cause we're friends, right?

-Right. -Cool.

Friends can still dance together, right?

I hope so. I'm not done having fun.

Oh, wait.

Just don't try to hold hands with me,

if you can help yourself.

'Cause I am pretty charming.

I'll try my best not to.

Ladies first.

[music]

So, I saw you and Tara at the dance.

Are you two booed up?

Nah, Corey asked her out after the dance.

Oh, I guess that means you have a shot at Bethany now, huh?

Exactly.

When the door closes, a window opens. And

sometimes when the window

closes, it pops the door back open.

So I be getting that date with Bethany soon.

Watch.

Oh, look who it is.

It's the future Mrs. Young Dylan.

Let me holler at you. Uno momento, muah, muah.

She just...she ain't hear me.

Yep, keep telling yourself that.

Come on, Bethany!

It took me an hour and a half to learn those two Spanish words!

You wanna make some goat noises? Baa, baa, baa, Baatheny!

Get it? We're made for each other, man.

Just give me one more chance, please, baa, baa.

Please! Please!

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