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[groaning]

Hey Charlie, how's it going?

Charlie? Charlie?

"Oh hey Mom, Dad, how are you?

"I'm great, I just got a new job paying so much money

"that you guys can retire and I'll pay all your bills."

Thank you.

You're welcome?

Ew!

Rebecca, have you done all your homework?

Yes.

Are you going to look up from your phone today?

Yes.

Did you know your father and I are sending you

to school in Guam to research sea slugs and coconut crabs?

Yes.

-Are you a Snickerdoodle? -Yes.

[grunting]

Let's go...!

How's it going?

Ay!

I said, how's...

Hey, I said how's it going?

What up?

Hey, Uncle Miles and Mama Yaz, you might need to call

the fire department.

-What's going on? -Wait, why?!

Because my mix tape gonna be straight fire!

Fire, fire, sssss.

Hey, sizzle boy.

Why don't you come hang out with me and the family?

What, why?

I haven't spent much time with you lately

and I'm sure your cousins would like to as well.

Nah, they don't wanna hang out with me.

They're too busy doing their own thing

so I'm just out here doing mine.

Mm-hmm.

Fire!

Let's go!

[yelling] Fire! Fire!

* There once was kid from the city of Chi *

* Ma knew I wasn't foolin', not a regular guy *

* Everybody follow me, I'ma take you on a trip *

* Buckle up, let's go, I'ma get you all a hit *

* I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-Town *

* Living large

* I'm trying to balance school and these bars *

* Came far Ain't no better feeling *

* I tell 'em, you gonna love Young Dylan *

* Young Dylan

* Ay, Young Dylan

* Young Dylan

* I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

[music]

I know you're wondering why I've asked you here.

Because y'all hate fun and y'all want us to be miserable.

No, actually it's the opposite.

You all have been on your phones, tablets,

and beat machines so much, you haven't been outside

or played with each other in weeks.

That's not fun.

It's fun to us!

Besides, Charlie and Dylan have their own things without me.

And trust me, Rebecca doesn't want to hang out with us either.

Facts.

Come on, come on, look.

You guys used to have fun together.

How about having a real adventure instead of

a virtual one?

Or listen to music together instead of alone?

That sounds like a lot of...

-Work. -Mm-hmm.

Not work, Charlie, fun, okay?

Look guys, it's time we disconnect from tech.

And spend time with each other.

We live in the same house,

we spend plenty of time with each other.

Really?

Okay, something really big happened last week with Charlie.

What was it?

-Um... -Well, I...

He cooked something.

No, he missed the bus and we had to take him to school.

You two didn't even know he wasn't on the bus with you.

In our defense, he's very quiet.

For real!

You're siblings and cousins, you're supposed to look out

for each other and have fun with each other.

Okay, look guys, I had a cousin, Skeeter, right?

Now he was a really, really, really short

and kind of a dummy at times, but um, but I loved him.

You know, we were tight like brothers.

As time went on, you know,

we got busy and we just lost touch.

I don't want that to happen to you three, you know?

Especially with all this tech getting in the way.

Mm-hmm, that's why we've decided to take them away.

-What?! -What?!

We've taken your phones, Rebecca.

We've taken your laptops and your tablets

for gaming, Charlie.

And we've taken your beat machine, Dylan.

They're all locked up in our safe upstairs.

[Dylan] Man this is horrid! You're ruining my career!

[Charlie] Why did you take it away? This sucks!

[yelling]

Alright, alright, listen, listen.

Here's what we're gonna do.

Now, your mother and I, we have created a treasure hunt for you,

okay?

Now, if you can solve all the clues and all the puzzles

you get your stuff back.

But if you can't, you gotta wait until the end of the weekend.

Come on, guys, a real life treasure hunt as a family!

And as you know, family is my favorite thing.

Sounds fun, right?

This is horrible.

You expect me to go more than a few hours without my phone?

There has to be laws against this!

You know what?

I'm gonna check my phone...

Oh, right.

Look what they're making us wear!

Charlie, the next time you decide to miss the bus, don't!

Me?!

How about you stop living in your studio

and act like we exist?!

How about both of you come out of your room and show your faces

once in a while!

Look who's talking!

All you do is sit in your room and make videos!

Whatever!

don't act like you guys want to hang out with me!

Nobody wants to hang out with you!

-I will-- -Aww!

You are so cute!

Oh, what, wait, wait.

Man, aren't these outfits great?!

Look at these costumes, look at you!

Look at you! [chuckles]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Check it out, you're gonna love this.

A real life treasure hunt.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Come on now, look, come on.

When I was a kid, I was your age, I was outside

with my friends playing games and riding bikes.

No, no, Charlie, real games, not video games, real games.

You know, like tag, or statues, huh?

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

[giggling]

-Statues? -Yeah!

Okay, so you just, like, stood frozen like a statue for fun?

Wow, your childhood must have been pretty boring.

You know what, that doesn't matter.

What matters is the treasure hunt.

Yes, yes, of course!

Okay, so check it out.

The whole house including the garage and the backyard

is part of the hunt.

And there's a story to go along with it.

Hmm, long, long ago the neighborhood used to have

an artifact that brought them good luck.

Until a mean old man broke it into pieces.

But, legend has it if you find all the pieces

you will get a reward.

Mm-hmm, that's right.

But know, it shan't be easy.

Because within this map included are clues and riddles

which will require you to work together as a team to solve it.

[chuckling]

Yo, let's just get this over with.

I need my stuff back.

Man, move, I know how to do this!

I'm the one that's good with puzzles!

Ha, ha, I do this all the time in my video games!

I should be the one to see it.

-Guys, teamwork! -Teamwork.

The first riddle is: The stable where

the horse's carriage sleeps, you'll find your first clue

where fire and water meet?

Horse's carriage?

What is that?

That's a car.

But, do cars sleep?

No, but when you don't drive them you keep them

in the garage.

It's in the garage!

[music]

You guys, I write my rhymes on my desk

but I also keep a bottle of water near me

to stay hydrated.

My rhymes are fire and they're right next to

my bottle of water.

[gasps] The clue has to be on my desk!

No, it's in the refrigerator.

Dad keeps his extra-hot hot sauce in here

and there are plenty of water bottles.

It's where fire and water meet.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

This has to be the first clue.

It's a hot water bottle that Dad uses when his back hurts.

This is where fire and water meet.

Ew!

Smells like an old man.

You guys always ignore my ideas because I'm a girl,

and it's not cool.

We don't ignore your ideas because you're a girl,

we ignore them because they're not good.

Dude's right, for once.

What do you mean for once?!

I'm right all the time!

You're never right and you're never right!

[yelling]

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey.

Now wait a second, this treasure hunt was supposed to be fun

not a Black Friday sale at a department store.

What your Dad is trying to get across, very poorly,

is that we should be working as a team and having fun.

There's nothing fun about this!

I don't wanna work with them!

I don't wanna work with you guys either!

I'd rather wait the entire weekend for all my phones

then try to be a team.

I finally agree with them, I'm out.

I'm just gonna take the L and wait in my room

until the weekend is over.

Man, this is a waist of time.

Hold on, wait a second.

[music]

Kids, bring it in, hustle up, hustle up!

Alright, have a seat, have a seat, have a seat.

Now, me and your mom were talking and we think

the reason you guys aren't having fun is because

you're not working together as a team.

Look Uncle, none of us want to--

Dylan, I know you don't want to work together, okay?

But I'm trying to keep you guys from growing apart

like me and my cousin.

Okay, how about we give you a hint to get things going?

If it gets our stuff back quicker.

-Yeah, I'm in. -Me too.

Alright, okay, that's what I'm talking about!

Alright, bring it in, bring it in.

Huh? -Yeah!

Huh, bring it in, bring it in!

Bring it in, yes!

I need a snack.

Get in here!

And go team!

-Yay. -Whatever.

Okay, alright, alright, alright.

Here we go, where water and fire meet.

The hint is, it always gets me angry in the garage.

Only time you're ever in here and get angry is to--

Fix the water heater!

Oh!

I got something.

Is it the clue?

Okay, let's see.

To reach the end and get your prize, assemble the pieces

from the games you tried.

Uncle, you should have come to me to write the rhymes.

Settle down, Shakespeare.

Hey, there's something on the back.

Wait.

These pieces are the same shapes as the missing pieces

on the map.

Then those x's must be where the games are located!

Let's split up and get them all done.

Perfect, I'll go here.

[Charlie] I'll go here

And I'll go here.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

You're supposed to do the challenge as a team!

Whoa, Cornhole!

Yes!

Aw.

Yes!

This is the money.

Aw.

Wait, wait a second.

Do these have, do these have letters on them?

N-I-M-T?

Oh.

To get what you need, spell it out if you can.

It goes well with iced tea and lamb.

What goes well with iced tea and lamb?

Mint!

Where do we keep mint?

In the kitchen in the mint box!

Oh!

Got it!

Hmm, pie times the flag of the United States minus seven

equals an elephant holding a box.

Say what?

Let me see this.

Okay, pie.

So they must be talking about the mathematical pie, so 3.14

times the flag of the United States.

Oh, the flag has 50 stars, so that's 3.14 times 50

minus seven.

Equals...

150!

But what about the elephant trunk?

Trunk, trunk, trunk...

Oh, the car trunk!

[grunts]

Okay, 1-5-0.

Let's hope this works!

Yes!

I did it, I did it!

[music]

Whoa!

Wow, Uncle Miles really outdid himself this time.

The floor is lava, don't let your feet get scorched.

How am I supposed to do that?!

It brings light to the user and in England it's called a torch.

[sighs]

Let's go Dylan, you can do this.

It brings light to the user and it's called a torch?

[gasps]

The flashlight!

A blacklight?

But what now?

[gasps]

An arrow!

Yes!

Young Dylan can't be stopped!

Let's go!

Whoa.

Got it!

Took you long enough.

Whatever.

Let's just put this thing back together

and get our stuff back.

Man, you just messed it up.

Be quiet, I gotta put it back together.

-You can't! -Yes, I can.

Look, I just did it.

Okay, okay, okay, alright, fine.

Fine, here is the final piece of the puzzle.

Really Dad, a drone?

Alright, cut me a break.

It was the only thing I could find on such short notice.

Look Unc, we did your treasure hunt, found all the pieces

to your drone.

Can we get our stuff back now?

Maybe we made the hunt a little too easy.

No, you made it a little too easy.

Okay look, look guys.

You found all this stuff separately, right?

You were supposed to work together as a team and have fun.

Maybe I should add some challenges.

What?! Dad!

The only way we'll have fun is if we get our phones

and my beat machine back.

Yeah, and that wasn't part of the deal!

We did all the challenges.

Fine, fine, okay!

A deal's a deal.

You get your tech back.

Just let me, uh, let me input the code.

And, uh....

-Miles... -Yeah?

What's going on?

It's not working.

Yeah, I've tried your birthday, my birthday...

Yo Unc, you playing with us, right?

Uh no, Dylan, no I'm not.

It's not working.

[yelling]

Okay, okay, okay.

There's another option.

I have a key, I hid it.

Awesome, where's the key?

I hid it years ago, so I don't know.

[All] What?!

Listen, it's somewhere in the house.

Or the garage...

Okay kids, you start looking around and we'll keep trying

to get the safe open, okay?

Yeah, yeah.

[music]

Okay, we need to split up and start looking.

We should stick together.

We could be looking in the same places and all be wasting time.

And I wanna get my phone back, now.

Who knows what I could have missed

since mom and dad took it away.

She's right, plus we could probably help each other

come up with places we wouldn't think of on our own.

Fine.

Don't worry, Dylan.

We'll figure this out soon enough

and you won't have to be around us much longer.

What are you talking about?

You guys don't wanna hang out with me.

No way, ever since you started working on your mixtape

you've been too busy for us.

Yeah, I tried to come hang out in your studio last week

and you yelled at me and said I was bothering you.

I didn't mean you were bothering me all the time.

I was just in the middle of making a cool hook

for my new song.

I like it when you guys hang out with me in the studio.

You do?

Yeah, you guys give me great ideas when I'm stuck

on one of my songs.

I thought you guys were too busy to come kick it with me.

Not me, but Rebecca seems like she is

so I just leave her alone.

I'm not too busy!

You are with your video games.

I play them because you're always in your room.

So this was all just one big misunderstanding?

Yeah, I guess so.

So, what are we waiting for?!

Team work makes the dream work.

And my dream is to get my stuff back.

Y'all with me?

Yeah!

That was a giant waste of time!

I don't get it, we checked all of Dad's favorite places!

Exactly!

Ugh!

Charlie, you're a genius!

-I am? -He is?

Yes, remember what Unc said at the beginning

of the treasure hunt.

That family was his most favorite thing.

Family... Family...

Family!

You found the key!

Let's go!

[music]

[cheering]

Okay, alright Skeeter.

Alright, nah man, look brother, hey, it was good talking to you.

Hey, hey, you know what, Mom's here.

Yeah, she's here right, you want to talk to her?

Wow, sorry, yeah, she just stepped away.

Alright, alright, bye.

Dad, I think it's so cool that you reconnected

with your cousin Skeeter.

Well baby, you know, I think the treasure hunt this weekend

made me realize that I could do a better job

at staying connected too.

Right?

Now, where were we?

You, Grandma, and Auntie Yaz were about to lose.

[scoffing]

If Dylan sinks this last shot, we win.

-Okay. -Whatever.

Let's do it.

-[grunts] -[coughs]

Grandma, seriously!

It's dusty out here.

Yeah, allergies and stuff.

Yeah.

We only need one more shot to win.

I got this.

Alright.

[yelling]

[cheering]

Ay, ay, ay, ay!

We won!

Y'all know what to do.

[chanting "silly dance"]

Okay, okay.

New game!

If you win we have to do the silly dance whenever you want

for a whole week.

I'm out.

Okay, but what if we lose?

That's easy, you lose, we get your phones for a week.

No!

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