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Myles!

[Myles] Yeah?

-Myles! -[Myles] Yes, yes, yes.

Is that my robe?

Yes. I was in a hurry.

The boys are sick.

Really? Both of them?

This one's hot, and that one's...

Clammy.

I'm fine. I can get up.

I don't have time to be sick, I have money to make.

Yeah. And I have a test today.

No, no, no.

If you two are sick, you need to rest.

So, should be keep them home from school?

Yes.

What?!

-The boys are sick. -Oh yeah, I'm sure.

Grandma? Is that you?

Get off me, boy!

I told you not to wear that shower cap.

You can't seriously be thinking

about letting them stay home from school.

I mean, they're probably not even sick.

[boys groaning]

They can't go to school like this.

Okay.

Well, why don't I stay home with them?

Sounds like someone's trying to get out of school.

Yeah. Them!

Last week they got out of weekend cleaning.

And then week before that, it was Grandma's church auction.

Now this?!

There's no way they're sick!

Okay, look. Go get your breakfast.

Come on.

-[Rebecca] What? -[Myles] Come on, come on.

Let's go. [boys groaning]

Poor babies.

I'll bring you some breakfast before I go.

And water and snacks. Okay?

We have to go to work, but if you need anything,

call and we'll come right home, all right?

Okay.

Love you guys.

-Love you, too. -Love you, too.

Girl, come on. All right, all right.

[boys groaning]

-They bought it! -I can't believe that worked!

Suckas!

-Day off! -Day off!

Day off, day off! Day off, day off!

* There once was a kid from the city of Chi *

* Mom knew I was cool and not a regular guy *

* Everybody follow me

* I'm gonna take you on a trip Buckle up Let's go *

* I'mma give you all a hit

* I'm a star came up from a block of Chi Town *

* Livin' large

* I try to balance school and these bars *

- * I came far -* Ain't no better feelin'

-* I told 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

-* Young Dylan -* Young Dylan

-* Young Dylan -* Young Dylan

-* Young Dylan -* Young Dylan

* Tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

Bottoms up.

I still can't believe Mom and Dad

really thought we were sick,

and let us stay home from school.

Charlie, look at me.

I've been findin' ways to stay home from school

since I was, like, six.

Guess that explains his grades.

The point is,

I'm the master of not getting caught.

So, let's just enjoy our day.

We got our feet in the pool,

we got cold drinks in our hand, and not a thing to do.

It can't get any better than this.

[phone dinging]

It just got better!

It's here!

All right.

Charlie, signing up to be a toy tester

was the best idea you ever had.

I know.

-Whoa! -Whoa!

Look at this cool vest!

"Warning.

Use of Born to Fun package may cause excessive fun..."

"Play hard at your own risk!"

The official Metal Man laser tag set!

Yo, these are just like the ones in the movies!

You can't even order them yet!

Whoa, whoa! Charlie, slow down.

I know you wanna pop that top, to see what's under the hood.

But let's run a few games of laser tag,

then let's see what else is in the box.

You're right. I'm sorry, I'm just excited.

It's okay.

I remember the first time I played hooky.

Not it!

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So, your parents really let them stay home?

[Rebecca] Bethany, girl, don't even get me started.

But last week, didn't they fake

like they had a big project coming up so they

-wouldn't have to do chores? -Yeah.

Lately, they've been finding ways to get out of everything.

And every time, I'm the one picking up the slack!

[Booder] Yo, Rebecca!

I heard about Charlie and Dylan.

What'd you hear, they're a bunch of fakers?

I heard Charlie is seeing spots,

and Dylan is shooting snot rockets

the size of golf balls.

Booder, neither of those things are true.

Well, that's what I heard.

Then un-hear it.

And quit spreading that nonsense 'cause they're not sick.

[Christian] Hey Rebecca.

I heard Charlie and Dylan were sick!

Christian, listen to me!

Charlie and Dylan are not sick.

Oh, what a Shakespearean tragedy!

Two cousins, sick and alone with their woes.

Those clowns are not sick!

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-Got ya! -Pew, pew, pew, pew.

Bravo!

What can I say, I'm a natural showman.

[phone ringing]

Oh, no! Aunt Yazmine is video calling!

Help me, help me, help me!

Hi, Mama Yaz.

Hi. How are you feeling?

I'm feeling a little bit better.

Okay, good. You look sweaty.

Do you have a temperature?

Let me check.

Well?

I'm not as warm as I was before.

Good.

Wait, are you in the living room?

Yeah...

I came down here because...

Charlie was snoring.

That boy is like a lawnmower.

Just roll him on his side. Works on your uncle.

Well, try to go back to sleep.

I just wanted to check in.

Okay. Thanks, Mama Yaz.

That was close.

You think?!

Man, relax. She had no idea.

We're good.

Now let's see what else is in the box.

-You ready? -Yeah.

-Whoa! -Whoa!

-I'm driving! -I'm driving!

-Dang it! -Hand it over.

Fine, but I have an idea.

Do we still have that ramp in the basement?

You'll learn.

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Thank you.

Thank you!

Charlie and Dylan appreciate your support.

Booder, what's goin' on?

So, I know you said that Charlie and Dylan

weren't sick, but word got out and some of the kids decided

to put together a get-well box for them.

What?

This is crazy!

What?!

I didn't have anything to put in the box,

so I just put a twenty. Is that cool?

Christian, Booder, y'all need to go somewhere.

Now!

Hustle, hustle, hustle! Move, move, move, now!

Mission control to flight 302!

You are cleared for takeoff!

Launching in three... two... one!

Let's go!

[music]

-Wow! -Wow!

That was awesome!

It was all like...

Then it was like...

Whoa! Let's do it again!

Or we could see what else is in the package.

Sold!

The Oppenheimer C-72 8-K!

And that's the J-12 BVX-1!

[Dylan speaking gibberish]

Speak English, man!

Sorry.

It's a mini projector and speaker combo!

We can stream whatever we want from our phones

to both of these, and project it on the wall.

"Oppenheimer. We bring the movies to you."

Word? All right.

I'll get the snacks. You set this up.

What do you wanna watch?

Thursday.

It's about this dude who gets fired on his day off.

How do you get fired on your day off?

Exactly!

-Ready? -Yes, sir.

[music]

Yo...

My goosebumps have goosebumps!

[phone dinging]

Do we got another package coming?

Not that I know of.

Grandma!

She's here!

What are you talking 'bout, Dylan?

Why isn't she at her pinochle game?!

Come on!

Oh, no! The projector!

Hurry, hurry!

Oh, oh, boy.

Grandma's here, whew!

Grandma's here.

I'm comin' babies!

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[Grandma] Grandma's comin'!

Our toys are down there!

We just have to hope that she didn't see them! Be cool!

Grandma's here.

Charlie?! Dylan?!

[Charlie] Grandma?

What are you doing here, Grandma?

Rebecca told me you were sick,

and I came as fast as I could.

Rebecca?!

What got y'all sick?

Did your mama make you eat some of her meatloaf again?

No, just a simple cold. We're feeling a little better.

[Dylan] Yeah. We just need more rest.

Yeah, you can go back to your card game.

What?! And leave my poor babies?

No, sir.

I'm gonna stay right there until your mama and daddy get home.

What?!

Grandma, you don't need to stay. Really.

Oh, honey, hush.

I can't stand to leave my babies while they sick.

Besides, y'all got the good cable package.

I can watch all my stories.

But Grandma, you don't need to...

Hush! Stop, it's settled.

Now, I'm going downstairs and pour me some of this soup

before I catch whatever it is y'all got.

You two rest up.

You need anything, I'll be right downstairs.

I take care of my grandbabies.

What are we gonna do?

-Charlie, relax. -What are we gonna do?!

Charlie! Charlie!

-What are we gonna do?! -Snap out of it!

It's all over. She's gonna see our toys!

Mom and Dad are gonna find out we're not actually sick!

-They'll find out that I lied. -Here, here, here, here!

Breathe into this.

That's good.

Are you serious?!

All right. My bad, my bad.

Okay, relax.

Rebecca threw us a curveball,

but we can figure this out.

Grandma said she's watchin' her stories.

And she'll be so caught up on them,

that she won't even notice our stuff.

Then, all we have to do, is sneak downstairs

and grab our stuff.

No worries!

But what if Grandma sees us?

Watch and learn, young grasshopper.

Ta-da!

She won't even notice it.

I have to say, this isn't one of your stronger ideas.

But it's all we got.

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So, any news?

No. My grandma never called me back.

And I've left several text messages

asking about Charlie and Dylan.

-I bet they tricked her, too. -Maybe not.

Maybe she's just too busy yelling at them

to look at her phone.

You know what? Maybe you're right!

Let me try her again.

[Grandma] Hello?

Grandma! Hi.

So, did you catch Charlie and Dylan?

Catch 'em doin' what, bein' sick?

Yeah.

They say it wasn't your mom's cooking, but I ain't convinced.

Are you sure they're sick?

Seemed sick to me!

[Woman] Mateo, how dare you

come here and say all those things to me?

Never come to my vineyard again!

That's what you get, Mateo!

Don't be concerned about them, Rebecca.

I got... I got my eye on them.

It sounds like you're keeping an eye on your stories.

I can do both, little girl.

Grandma!

Listen. Thanks for callin'.

I'll tell the boys you send your love.

I do not send my love!

Please do not tell them that!

She's all the way into her stories,

so she's of no help to me.

What are you doing?

[Rebecca] Taking matters into my own hands.

If I can get home fast enough,

I can catch Charlie and Dylan myself.

Why not just take the bus?

Too many stops! Too little time.

Yo, Chuckles. We're almost done.

We put the mini pool in the shed,

and these are the last of the toys.

All we have to do now is put the ramp back into the basement.

Dylan, I can't do anymore.

I'm sweating under here, man!

I know... I can smell you.

[phone ringing]

Oh!

Uncle Myles is calling!

-You answer! -What?! No!

It's on speaker.

[Myles] Hey, buddy. How you guys doin'?

Oh, getting better.

[Myles] All right, all right. Good, good.

Well, I'm about to head home,

and I wanted to see if you guys needed me to pick up anything.

-No, I think we're good. -[Myles] All right.

Well, you rest up, and I'll see you soon.

Okay. Bye.

We're running out of time!

Charlie, Charlie...

Charlie, relax! I'll handle the rest.

You stay up here, and put all this stuff away. Okay?

-Yeah. -[Dylan] All right.

Oh.

And maybe put some deodorant on. Or...

[music]

[Woman] Antonio, those grapes aren't yours!

[slapping]

Mateo, every time that you talk smack,

you get smacked.

When are you gonna learn?!

Wish I could come in there and smack you myself.

I don't understand.

You say the same thing, over and over.

When you gon' get it? When you gon' get it?

Hey, baby. I didn't hear the bus pull up.

Bus... No...

Ran... Here.

Oh. Well, you're right on time.

Mateo is causin' a ruckus,

and Antonio ain't havin' none of it!

-Come on. -No... Time...

She sure does care about her brothers.

[Grandma] She's such a good girl.

Knock... Knock.

Rebecca?!

You look like... You're feelin' better.

Yeah, I guess.

How about you, Dylan?

Where is he?!

-Where's who? -I'm onto you!

Don't even try it.

Ah-ha! I knew it!

I knew you two weren't sick! And no one believed me!

All day I've had to hear Charlie's sick this,

and Dylan's sick that.

Well, you know what?! No more!

Now everyone's going to know

that you two are a bunch of fakers!

Come on, Rebecca. We just...

When Mom and Dad get back,

you both are gonna be in big trouble.

What can we do?

There's gotta be something we can do.

We could do your chores for a week.

-A month? -A year!

All right. I don't know about all that.

What's in this?

That's our Born to Fun package.

Oh.

Well, then for my silence...

I'll take that, too.

What?! But we just got that!

We haven't even played with all of it yet.

Deal!

What?! No!

Pleasure doing business with you.

Glare at me all you want, I wasn't gettin' grounded.

[music]

Man, I can't believe you agreed to extra chores,

and gave her our new stuff.

Mistakes were made.

[Dylan] Oh. Hey, Rebecca.

So, I talked to Booder, and he asked if we got

the get well soon box that everyone put together

for us at school.

Do you know anything about that?

Yep.

Kept that, too.

But, but...

He said there's 20 bucks in that box!

Correction.

There was 20 bucks in the box.

Like I said, mistakes were made.

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Goosebumps.

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