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What are you doing?

Other than hogging up all the Wi-Fi,

when you don't even do homework?

Hey! This is hard work at home.

So, it still counts.

I'm gonna get a big, fat P for Pallazini.

Ah, Pallazini!

What's Pallazini?

Only the hottest clothing brand out.

Everyone who's anyone rocks Pallazini.

I think I've heard of that brand.

Isn't the designer a Young Scholars alumni?

Yep! That's why he's doing

a pop-up for his newest line at our school!

And tickets drop in 30 seconds.

Still doesn't explain all the gadgets.

Well, tickets are limited.

So, I have a tab open on each device

to make sure I get one.

Now begone, my swag-less cousins!

Who is he callin' swag-less?

You.

Yea right, he's talking about you.

Whatever.

Finally. Peace and quiet.

Oh, tickets drop in three seconds!

Three! Two, one!

-[phone ringing] -Really? Now?!

Hello!

[Lay Lay]: Hey, hey! It's your girl Lay Lay.

And goodbye.

[phone ringing]

Hello!

[Lay Lay]: I know you did not just hang up on me!

Lay Lay, I'm tryin' to get pop-up tickets!

And I can't if you keep calling my phone!

And goodbye!

No! No, no, no, no, no, no!

No! They're all sold out?!

Lay Lay!

[doorbell ringing]

What are you doing here?!

You told me if I was ever in the A to holla, so...

Holla!

* There once was a kid from the city of Chi *

* Mom knew I was important, not a regular guy *

* Everybody follow me I'mma take you on a trip *

* Buckle up, let's go I'mma give you all a hit *

* I'm a star, came up from a block of Chi Town *

* Livin' large

* I'm tryna balance school and these bars *

* I came far, ain't no better feelin' *

* I told 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

-*Young Dylan * -* Young Dylan

-* Young Dylan * -* Young Dylan

- * Young Dylan -* Young Dylan

- * Tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan *

- Holla! - [Dylan]: Thanks to you,

I just missed out on Pallazini pop-up tickets.

Then you might wanna be nice to the girl that has two!

You have tickets?!

Yo, come in! How was your flight?

And how did you get tickets?

I had my best friend, Sadie, build me a bot on my phone

that auto-secured two tickets when they dropped.

See?

Lay Lay, those are coupons for free fries at Boombox Burger!

Aww! My bot got got?

Great.

I told my entire class I'll show up to school on Monday

in a Pallazini fit!

They need to know I'm as fly as I keep telling them I am.

-My rep can't take this hit! -And I promised Sadie

that I'd bring her back so much drip,

that she'd have to call a plumber.

[music]

Ahh. This is exactly what I needed.

A weekend off to do whatever I want.

I can't tell you the last time

I had a free day to do absolutely nothing

but chill...

And beat you at checkers.

Do you smell that lemony-fresh scent?

-[Yasmine]: Spring cleaning! -[Charlie]: Spring cleaning!

No, no, no! Not today.

[Myles]: Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes.

Today.

But why?!

Because you both agreed to help clean in exchange

for my and your dad taking you to see

Avengers on Ice , remember?

What about Dylan?!

Oh! We're saving his cleaning day

for when he thinks he has a day off.

- That's just mean. - You two are evil!

Mm-hm.

Ooh! Have fun.

Here you go.

-Baby! -Mm-hm?

You'll never guess what I found

after I finished cleaning out the garage.

An old, dirty box that probably has termites living in it?

No!

An old, dirty box that has this in it.

[Yasmine]: Hold the ketchup! Is that the...

Is this the limited edition rose gold Polex

that I lost 15 years ago? Yes, it is.

That's has to be worth a small fortune now!

Yep! Mm-hm.

And this baby right here

is going to fund our next family vacation.

Oooh!

Yes.

Oh, snap! Bethany's going live.

That's the one you said is crushing on you?

Yep, she's got the bad case of the Dylly-illies.

She should get that checked out!

Hey, guys!

My dad got tickets to the Pallazini pop-up.

They're homies. Who knew?

Now, should I get this top in red or blue?

-Comment below! -Ooh! Let me comment.

I was great at giving positive affirmations

during my phone days.

Your what?

My phone days,

where I would to spend days on my phone, at-ing people!

Yeah.

That's weird. You say weird stuff.

It's a Cleveland thing.

Hey, Dylan. I'm looking for trash.

You see any?

Yeah, actually...

Don't you dare finish that sentence.

Who's this? I like her outfit.

Hey, I'm Lay Lay! And you've got great taste.

I'm Rebecca, Dylan's cousin. And yeah, I do.

I thought you'd be at the pop-up by now.

Yeah, but someone ruined my chances.

Just 'cause we aren't there right now,

doesn't mean we can't still get the new Pallazini.

-How you figure? -Look!

I found someone reselling the Pallazini they just bought

at the pop-up shop today.

They can bring it later today! It'll just be double the cost.

I can't pay double!

This seems like a good time for me to exit, so...

Yeah. Nice meeting you, Lay Lay!

Do five birthdays worth of saving up

mean nothing to you?!

Look at it like this.

Pallazini is gonna go up in value over time.

So, you're not spending...

You're investing.

Nah, you're on your own with this one.

Well, at least you're not worried about what kids

are gonna think about you at school

when you don't show up in new Pallazini.

I'm proud of you!

The kids at school!

That's right! I almost forgot!

Gimme that phone.

[Lay Lay]: Rude!

[music]

Ugh. Trash!

Oh, oh my gosh! Trash!

Look at this nasty old thing I found in Mom and Dad's room.

I think a bugs crawled out of it!

-Trash it! -Okay.

The garbage truck comes today.

Help me take all these bags to the trash can.

Cheers to a successful day of trash duty.

May we never have to do it again.

I came as soon as I could! Dylan said it was an emergency.

A fashion emergency!

Whoa. Dylan, I don't usually say this,

but you look nice.

You're right. She's got it bad.

Told ya.

-Hi, I'm Bethany. -Hey, I'm Lay Lay.

And I'm Charlie, Dylan's cooler cousin.

Come here often?

Do I come here, to your house, often?

No!

Lay Lay's from Cleveland by way of Houston.

Ah, Houston... The city of love.

Dylan, get your boy.

So, you actually got some Pallazini outfits?

Yep, we did, and they're one of a kind.

Is that why Pallazini's misspelled?

There's an extra n.

Yeah, and Lay Lay, your logo is off-center.

Are you guys sure these aren't knock-offs?

Pfft, please. These aren't knock-offs!

What are knock-offs?

As in, fake designer clothes.

You've never heard of knock-offs?

Oh, right!

What human teenager doesn't know about "off-knocks"?

Anyway, trust that Dylan won't show up on Monday

wearing fake Pallazini.

There is a way to tell.

All authentic Pallazinis have a red tag.

See?

Lay Lay, show them our red tag.

Ta-da!

Oh, no!

I'm not draped in Pallazini. I'm draped in Fake-zini!

We've been scammed!

No one scams Lay Lay without having to pay pay!

I can't believe we got scammed!

I mean, you getting scammed, I understand.

But I'm Lay Lay!

Man, why couldn't you have rang the neighbor's doorbell

instead of mine?

Relax. I fix things all the time...

Eventually.

Let's just catch the crook.

How are we gonna catch someone we know nothin' about?

We might not know who they are, but somebody in Atlanta has to.

Sure!

Let's go live on social media and ask Atlanta if anyone

knows the person who ripped us off.

Then we can ask if they know Bigfoot, too!

Great idea!

How does my hair look?

JK. I always look amazing.

Let's go live!

No!

I'm not gonna tell everyone I bought Fake-zini.

I'll look like a loser!

Isn't tracking this scammer down

and gettin' our money back more important?

Nah. My reputation is what's important.

Fine, then I'll do it on my own. I'm off to catch a scammer!

I'm independent. I can do it.

I know how to do this.

[music]

Oh, my gosh, kids!

Spring cleaning looks amazing!

The kitchen is spotless. The garage is organized.

I hear there's another ice show comin' up.

Care to make another deal?

-No! -No!

My Polex is gone!

Yep. I've looked everywhere for it.

Oh no! That was going to pay for my fun in the sun!

I know! Okay?

And I know I had it, 'cause I sat it on the dresser. I was

lookin' at it in my hand. My left hand is where it was at.

And I sat it on the dresser, and I know it was there.

Where could it be, hm? Where could it be?!

Myles, calm down. Your watch didn't just walk off on its own.

Kids, while you were cleaning, did you see an old wooden box?

-Uh-oh. -Uh-oh.

What do you mean, "Uh-oh"?

We may have thrown it in the trash,

thinkin' it was garbage.

-You did what?! -You did what?!

That's cool. The garbage truck is almost here!

I can... Oh, there it is.

-[clapping] -Okay. Don't worry Polley Pole!

-Daddy's coming! -But Dad!

Charlie? Stop it, okay?

This is gonna get messy. So, stay right here.

No, but... But Mom, I...

The only butts I want to see are in seats!

No, you don't understand!

[Yasmine]: Sit!

Hang in there, Polley,

mama needs her trip to Jamaica!

[music]

Lay Lay, you need to come back.

You're not gonna find 'em this way.

It's all a part of my plan.

Don't doubt me, be about me.

It's like she's from another planet.

Oh, you have no idea.

Hey, Sadie, I can't talk right now.

The Pallazinis?

Yeah, I'm working on that right now.

Yes, I'm bein' good.

No, I haven't used my avatar powers...

Yet.

What I mean by "yet"?

Sadie, you're breaking up!

Gotta go!

What was that?

Rebecca? Are you spying on me again?

Sorry, Dylan. I can't let Sadie down.

Going live in three, two...

'Sup, y'all! It's your girl Lay Lay.

Me and Dylan got scammed into buying Fake-zini,

and we need your help.

What are you doing?!

Gotta go!

You just told the whole world my business?!

How'd you even get in my room?!

I... The window?

Look, Lay Lay!

Now everybody's laughing in the comments.

Why do you care what they think about you?

What matters is what you think about you.

What I think?

I think you made a bad situation worse.

I'm trying to help.

You can help by leaving me alone.

Lay Lay, I never wanna see you again.

Like, never never?

Never never.

Wow. Okay, then.

* Aye

* If I told what happened, you wouldn't believe me *

* I can't believe you sold me fake Pallazinis *

- * Yeah -Sick flow.

What are you doing here?

Thought I told you I didn't want to see you again.

I know...

That reminded me of Drake.

That's because I got my hands on a Drake beat.

So, it was easy to mimic his flow.

Fake Drake? This guy's hilarious!

What do you want, Lay Lay?

People only fake laugh when they're feeling real guilty.

Look, I'm sorry for goin' live on your account.

Okay. I'm sorry for sneakin' into your room,

stealin' your phone, and goin' live on your account.

I was just trying to help get us out of this mess.

It's all my fault.

I'm sorry too, Lay Lay.

I shouldn't have snapped on you like that.

And besides. That Fake-zini looked so real,

I even thought it was real.

Yeah, that scammer copied Pallazini's flow bar for bar.

-Facts. -That's it!

What's it?

You copied Drake's flow on a Drake beat.

Yeah, so?

So, that means the scammer is buying real Pallazini

to make Fake-zini!

And there's only one place you can get it.

-The pop-up! -The pop-up!

Exactly. We should go to the pop-up.

They always say criminals return to the scene of the crime.

But... We can't get in without tickets.

Bam!

Those are blank, Lay Lay.

It was for dramatic effect.

The real tickets are on my phone.

How?! Do I even wanna know?

Bethany joined my live.

And she seen the comments and felt bad.

So, she had her dad hook us up with some tickets.

Now let's go catch this crook.

Eww. What's that smell?!

[Charlie]: Smells like hot garbage.

I think I found the source.

We searched the entire garbage.

And all we have to show for it is the stench of failure

and the box.

Or what's left of it.

Yep. My Polex is gone.

Forever.

That's what I was trying to tell you earlier!

Your watch isn't gone!

-What?! -What?!

I took out the watch out of that old box

before I threw it in the garbage.

It's perfect for a pocket watch! See?

It looks really cool on me, right?

You know, I should be mad at you right now,

but actually, I'm relieved.

And it does look pretty cool.

And I should be mad too, but you're right.

I didn't listen.

I really love the watch.

Can I keep it?

Well, we were gonna sell it,

but if it means that much to you...

Really? With the eyes?

You, too?!

Fine, fine. You can, you can have it.

Really?!

-[Myles]: Yeah, fine. -Hold up!

What were you guys gonna do with the money?

-Take a trip to Jamaica. -What?!

I say we sell that bad boy, and sell it fast!

I mean, yay!

Charlie gets to keep the watch.

[music]

Yeah.

Yeah, I got some fresh, one of a kind Pallazinis

I just bought.

Sure, I can drop it off today.

But that's gonna cost you double.

All right, great. Yeah, I'll see you soon.

There he is! That's the guy who dropped off

our package with the "Same-Day Boutique".

All right.

Let's blow his spot up so everyone knows who he is.

And no one else will fall for his scams again.

Oh, yeah! And we'll do it on your livestream,

so everybody knows you're not a fashion zero,

but a hero.

-Yeah. You got this? -I got this.

* Pallazini Pallazini *

* If I told y'all what happened you wouldn't believe me *

* I can't believe he sold me fake Pallazini *

Hey! Is that Drake?!

* He gotta be crazy for tryin' to play me *

* You really a scammer

* You probably do this on the daily *

* You need to get a life and clean your act up *

* Just drop the fake clothes and get your racks up *

* But I ain't even gotta go all the way in *

* I'mma let my girl Lay Lay cook this man for the win *

* This fraud, yeah this fraud, really got me stressed out *

* Came to ATL and thought they brought their best out *

* Got me a fake Pallazini messin' with my fresh *

* But I'll charge it to the game because life is a test *

* When me and Dylan team up, together, we're the best *

* Facts

* And before we go We gotta let the world know *

* That this guy's a loser, a fraud, and a crook *

* Now give us back our money 'cause now you really shook! *

Not so fast.

Mr. Pallazini?! I'm a huge fan!

Well, according to these kids' catchy tune,

you're a scammer!

He has fake gear in his bag!

The cheap imitation Pallazini stops here.

Oh, we call it "Fake-zini".

Ooh, I like that.

Good luck scamming behind bars.

Perrywinkle, escort him to be dealt with.

I can't thank you kids enough. I've known one of my employees

was ripping off my designs for years,

but never knew who.

Well, it was all Dylan's master plan.

Nah, it was Lay Lay's master plan.

If she hadn't gone on live earlier,

and told the world all of our business,

I wouldn't have been bold enough

to rap about getting scammed in front of all these people.

Feels good not to care so much

about what people think of you, doesn't it?

Yeah. I think I get your point now.

Well, as a token of my appreciation,

I'd like to offer you both

as much Pallazini as you want.

On the house.

Free? Now that's my kinda price point!

Happy shopping, and au revoir!

Au revoir! Oui oui!

What? I'm bilingual.

Drop the fake accent and open up your bag.

"Oui oui" You've got some shopping to do.

[music]

Lay Lay, you took too much!

All this Pallazini isn't makin' it back to Cleveland.

Oh, yes it is! And so is this.

You took a mannequin?!

Mr. Pallazini said to take as much as we wanted!

Oh, I'm glad you guys are here.

A little help?

Sure.

I think I know a way to make it work.

[Lay Lay]: What?! No!

-Thanks, Lay Lay! -Hey!

Give me that back!

Mm, mm, mm.

Oh! Chuckles is right!

It did work.

[music]

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[Male singer]: * Nickelodeon!