Original subtitles

- ♪

- Hey, Mom,

has anyone told you, you're having an excellent hair day?

- No, I guess I just woke up like this.

- Well, it's working,

and I have to say, that outfit looks great,

you look 10 years younger, girl.

- Okay, what do you want?

- [audience laughs]

- Well, why do I have to want something [chuckles].

[whines] I really want the new phone!

- [mimics whine] And I really don't want to give it to you.

- [throws tantrum]

- Hey, hey, family, guess what?

The man of the house has become the man at work.

- What happened?

- Well, I'm finally winning Architect of the Year

at my company's awards gala. What?

- [cheers] That's amazing!

- Yep, yep, yep!

- You've always wanted Architect of the Year for years.

- Baby, I know, I know.

That suck-up, Wesley Taylor, always gets it,

but not this year.

Oh no, it's all mine.

- [audience laughs]

- Ah-ah!

- [audience laughs]

- Yo, Unc, we couldn't help but overhear the good news,

you really deserve that award, dude.

- [audience laughs]

- CHARLIE: Yeah, you're so great at what you do,

and I'm glad they're finally recognizing that.

- Uh-huh.

- Uh-huh, okay, what do you want?

- [audience laughs]

- Money for our music video.

- Does anybody around here give compliments

just 'cuz they actually really mean it?

- [audience laughs] - But check it,

I finally figured out the best way to get discovered.

- By hiding your face?

- [audience laughs]

- First, ignore the haters.

- [audience laughs]

- Second, shoot a dope music video.

- Third, have your cousin direct that dope music video,

post it online, then watch it go viral.

- Uh-huh!

- [laughs]

- [audience laughs]

- Oh, you're serious? - Yep.

- [audience laughs] - [laughs]

We're not doing the laughing thing anymore?

- [audience laughs]

- This could be a teachable moment.

I think the boys should get after-school jobs

so they can pay for it for themselves,

that way they can learn how to work hard for what they want.

- I like that, that's why I love you.

- Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up--

- MYLES: Yes.

- Jobs? Being a rapper is my job.

- [audience laughs]

- It's okay, Dylan, as the video's director,

I say we get those jobs to show them how serious we are.

- Fine.

- [audience laughs]

- Those two should be ashamed of themselves,

asking for so much money like that [chuckles].

- [audience laughs] - See, I would never--

- Still not getting you that phone.

- [audience laughs] - Worth a shot.

♪ Ma knew I was important, not a regular guy ♪

♪ Everybody follow me, Imma take you on a trip ♪

♪ Buckle up, let's go, Imma get you all hip ♪

♪ I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-town ♪

♪ Livin' large

♪ I'm tryna balance school and these bars ♪

♪ Came far-- ain't no better feelin' ♪

♪ I tell 'em you gon love Young Dylan ♪

♪ Ay, Young Dylan, ay

♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan

♪ Ay, Young Dylan, Dyl, Dyl, Dyl ♪

♪ I tell 'em you gon' love Young Dylan ♪♪

- ♪

- I...am...so...tired. - [audience laughs]

- I don't even have the energy to take this stupid sign off.

- [audience laughs]

- Ah-oh!

- Do you think I'm allergic to cutting grass?

- [audience laughs]

- Ugh!

- [audience laughs]

- How do adults do all this?

Working takes a lot of...work.

- [audience laughs]

- I agree.

- Well, let's see how much money we made.

Count that with yours, Chuck,

'cuz I know we made bank after all that work.

- Let's see.

Looks like we made...

fifteen dollars and... fifty-eight cents.

- Each?

- Nope, combined.

- [audience laughs]

- What?

We're never going to have enough to pay for this video.

- If we put in more hours after school and on weekends,

we'll have enough money for the video, one...

two more years.

- [audience laughs]

- There's gotta be a better way

we can get our hands on some paper,

and I'm gonna figure out what that is.

- ♪

- Okay, let's see...

how to get money...

without working.

- [audience laughs]

- There.

What's a Crush card?

- FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Hey you!

- [audience laughs]

- Me?

- ANNOUNCER: Yeah, you.

- Uh, yes?

- ANNOUNCER: Do you need to buy things,

but don't have the money?

- I do.

- ANNOUNCER: Got bad credit, or no credit?

- What's credit? - ANNOUNCER: Yep.

Sounds like the Crush credit card is for you.

Go to our website and apply now, and you'll be crushing life!

- Okay, sounds pretty legit.

- [audience laughs]

- Yes!

- [audience laughs]

- Ah! Wow!

I knew you were gonna find a better way,

but I didn't know it was going to be stealing.

- Stealing? I didn't steal anything,

I rented all this camera equipment...

bam...on my brand new credit card.

- What are you doing with a credit card?

- I see adults using these things

to get stuff all the time,

my mother uses them for everything.

- Wow! It's so...plastic-y, how did you get it?

- I saw a commercial online, and I signed up.

- I don't get why adults always complain about having to work

to pay for stuff.

- Right!

I'm just waiting on all the extra stuff

I ordered to get here.

- Uh, something about this feels wrong.

- Well, something about this might feel right

if you check a little something something under your bed

for you.

- Hm.

[gasps]

- Now, what were you saying?

- [audience laughs]

- I forget.

- [audience laughs]

- Why is everyone looking at us?

- Wouldn't you stop and admire a diamond when you saw it?

- [audience laughs]

- Uh, 13.

- Alright, I got you.

Yes, Yessirski.

- [audience laughs]

- Ladies, ladies, y'all know y'all too beautiful

to pay for that.

- [audience laughs]

- Let me get that for you.

Just gotta put the ol' credit card in the machine,

and...bam... pick whatever you want.

- [audience laughs]

- Matter of fact, everyone go 'head,

pick whatever you want.

- It's on us, people!

- DYLAN: Uh-huh. Yeah. Whoa!

- CHARLIE: Oh, too many people.

- DYLAN: Go, go, Charlie, go!

- [yelling]

Dang!

- Okay, what is going on?

- [audience laughs]

- And why are you two looking

and acting like richies right now?

- [audience laughs]

- What are you talking about?

Can't two brothers buy a whole lot of bags of chips

for their fellow students?

- [audience laughs]

- Not when those two brothers are dressed

for the mansion party.

Spill it!

- Nothing's going on.

- Oh, a credit card.

You're a kid, you're not suppose to have this.

- Your name's on it and everything,

you better start talking!

- Okay, look...

you know how me and Charlie wanted to shoot

that music video?

- Yes, I remember that silly idea.

- And since the only jobs we can get didn't pay much,

I had to do something,

and that something was getting a credit card.

I appreciate it if you didn't-- - I'ma tell!

- [audience laughs] - Do that.

- I'ma tell on you two so fast, your heads will spin.

There's nothing that you can do or say

to get me to not tell on you.

- [audience laughs]

- Okay, well, then, what if I used this credit card

to buy you that new phone?

- [audience laughs]

- Urgh! Throw one in for Bethany,

and you got yourself a deal.

- [audience laughs]

- Just tell me what color you want, boo.

- [audience laughs]

- I'll take the phone, but just know,

I'll still be blocking your number.

- Mm-hm!

- Yes, you are a pretty widdle thing,

yes, you are, yes, you are! [smooching sounds]

- Yes, I am your new mommy [smooching sounds],

and I will be taking good care of you.

- [audience laughs]

- [laughing]

- [phone rings]

- I hope this about all the props I ordered

for my ballin' music video.

Yeah, hello?

Yeah, this is Dylan.

Uh-huh, um-hm.

A'ight, wow!

- [audience laughs]

- I got it, I got it!

Peace!

- [audience laughs]

- What was that all about?

- Slight problem,

looks like you actually have to pay the credit card people back.

- [audience laughs]

- How was I supposed to know

that I had to pay back all the money I spent

with the credit card?

The commercial didn't say anything about that.

- Says here, you have to pay something called interest.

- What is interest?

- It's when you pay back more than you spent.

I said my dad does taxes.

- [audience laughs]

- Well, I'm not interested in interest,

thank you very much.

- [audience laughs]

- Hm, it's almost like credit cards are trying

to make money off of us.

- [audience laughs]

- This credit card bills says your account is past due

and over the limit.

- Why didn't you open them when they came?

- Because I thought they were just thank you notes

from the credit card people.

- [audience laughs]

- And this ones from Vinny's Video Rentals,

it says that your Crush card was declined,

so they're sending a repo man to repossess all the equipment.

- What does repossess mean?

- Repossess means to take back something you didn't pay for.

I said my dad does taxes, didn't say he was good at it.

- [audience laughs]

- They can't take this stuff, I need it for my music video.

Man, I feel crushed.

Oh! That's why they call it the Crush card.

- [audience laughs]

- Mom and Dad sees someone coming for the equipment,

they're gonna ask questions,

which will lead to finding out you have a credit card,

so what are we going to do?

- No, no, no, no, no!

We? Uh, this is all y'all's problem,

Bethany and I had nothing to do with this,

so good luck and see ya--

- Hold up, hold up!

We are all in this together.

It became a 'we' the moment you guys took those phones.

- Fine, alright, we're in this together, I guess.

- Agreed.

- Well, hopefully, we can still shoot the video

before they come for the equipment.

We'll just have to wait

'til Uncle Myles and Momma Yas

go to the gala tomorrow night,

then we'll set up, shoot the music video,

and pack it all up before they find out.

- Sounds like a solid plain, I can't see any holes in it.

- ♪

- DYLAN: Oh, I got one! - Look, I got one, too.

- [sings] Ba-ban! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, ta-da!

- [cheers and applause]

- Pow!

Um-hm.

Just call me Wilson, Myles Wilson.

- [audience laughs]

- Oh, but you ain't seen nothing yet.

- KIDS: Whoa! - Huh?

- She looks fire!

- You look amazing, honey.

- Thank you.

- Yo, hold up, hold up!

If somebody come out walking to your woman,

like, eyeing her, like...

- [audience laughs]

- You better hit 'em with the...

- I got it, I got it.

- Do what I taught you. - I got it.

- I raised you right.

- We're off to the gala, are you kids gonna be alright?

- Yeah, we got this.

Just let yo' man go get that award.

- [audience laughs]

- Oh, trust me, I will.

- Big trust.

- So, what are you guys planning on doing while we're gone?

- Hm, nothing really,

probably finish this puzzle, and watch a movie.

- As long as it's not scary.

- Of course not, we're good kids.

- [audience laughs]

- Really good kids.

- [audience laughs]

- KIDS: Byeee!

- [audience laughs]

- Striking!

- Dylan, could you hurry up?!

We have to hurry up and shoot this music video

before Mom and Dad get home.

- Yeah!

Dude you yelling at me, where the director?

He probably don't even know he directing.

- [mimics horn blowing]

- [audience laughs]

- You were saying?

[French accent] The director is on set, uh-huh.

- [audience laughs]

- Hey, look, it's Spike Little.

- [laughs]

- Hey, watch it, little girl,

or you're never gonna work in this town again.

- [audience laughs]

- Okay, places everyone, let's take it from the top.

- Young Dylan, Ballin'-- scene one, take one.

- Okay, and music...

and...action.

- Ah! Skeert, skeert!

- [audience laughs]

- Keep on doing that dance, it's good.

- [audience laughs]

- [knock at door]

- Cut! Cut!

No one respects the work anymore, gosh.

- [audience laughs]

- [knock at door]

- [gasps]

- Hi, I'm from Vinny's Video,

I'm here to pick up some equipment.

Is, uh, Dylan Wilson here?

- Uh, uh, wrong house.

- [audience laughs]

- Whoa! That guy is huge!

- Maybe if we're real quiet, he'll just go away.

- Dude, no! Quick, hide! - [knock at door]

- I--I know you're in there, I'm the repo guy,

I'm trained to know these things.

- Just go away.

- No can do, you don't pay a dime, it's repo time.

[chuckles] I wrote that.

- [audience laughs]

- This day could not get any worse.

- See, when you say stuff like that,

it feels like it's gonna get worse.

- Yep, things just got worse, dad sent a text,

he said the gala got cut short,

and they're on their way home right now!

- What?!

Okay, okay, I can fix this.

It's at least a 20 minute drive back,

so we can shoot the video and pack this all up

before they get back.

- That would be a great plan

if Dad didn't text me fifteen minutes ago.

- ALL: Charlie!

- [knock at door]

- What about the repo guy?

Your parents can't see him banging on their front door.

- Alright, okay, I got a plan.

Hide all the equipment and the money.

- Okay.

- The [unintelligible] in position.

- [audience laughs]

- Uh...

- Wow! Y'all are good.

- [audience laughs]

- Hey, there.

- Are you Dylan?

- I am.

- I'm here to collect the equipment.

- No problem.

- [audience laughs]

- Right this way.

- A little advice for next time,

if you pay your bills like you say,

the repo guy would go away.

I wrote that, too.

- [audience laughs]

- [chuckles]

It's right out there, and I'm sorry about all this.

- [audience laughs]

- How many times am I gonna fall for this?

- Alright, let's shoot this music video--

- MYLES: Come on, seriously?

- YASMINE: You keep on talking--

- No, listen, I'm just saying, okay,

that gas leak, very convenient.

- No, these things happen,

it's not a conspiracy against you.

- What--baby, please, okay? - Really?

- No, that gag bag, Wesley Taylor probably caused it.

- You know why? - 'Cuz he's jealous of me.

Why? 'Cuz I'm better than him at work,

and I look better doing it.

- [audience laughs]

- Good thing they weren't awarding you for your humility.

- That's my middle name. Myles Humility--

- Okay, okay. - Wilson.

- Hey! What--why are you guys dressed up?

- Since you guys got dressed up, we thought we could, too.

- Oh! - Mm-hm, cool.

- So, how-- - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

- [audience laughs]

- The couch is a much more comfortable place to sit

and, uh, vent.

- Oh, okay, yeah, well, you--what the--

- [audience laughs]

- Ah, yeah [chuckles], yeah, this is better.

- Whoa, my-- - MYLES: Thank you.

- [audience laughs]

- Uh, got to turn that AC up, so you cool down.

- [audience laughs]

- Yeah, Dylan gets me, you, too, Rebecca, you get me.

- Well, I'm gonna make a snack,

we had to evacuate before the main course.

- [audience laughs]

- Nooo!

- [audience laughs]

- Uh, you should let Bethany and I make something for you

after all you've been through tonight.

- Oh, well, I mean, okay [chuckles].

I guess...they get me, too.

- [audience laughs]

- You know what,

I may not have brought home the award tonight,

but at least we came home to some great kids.

- Aww! We really are lucky.

- Mm-hm.

- [audience laughs] - Oh!

- Nice try, Dylan,

but you can't get rid of me that easy, I'm the repo guy.

- Wait!

- Hey, Rebecca got a new phone!

- ♪

- Well, that's the last of it,

I would say nice doing business with you, but it wasn't.

- [audience laughs]

- [sighs]

- When you don't make time to pay,

the repo man takes it all away [laughs].

- [laughs]

Eh, you got--you got a spider on your shoulder.

- [screams]

- MYLES: Okay, let me sum this up, shall we?

Instead of working for the money,

Dylan signed up

and got a credit card under my name, by the way.

Do you know what that's gonna-- you know what, give me these.

- Hey, hey! - No, no, no, no, no.

- Uncle Myles! - You know what that's gonna

do to my credit, boy? Sit back!

These are my shoes, I can't even fit in 'em.

- Then all of you acted like ex-football players,

and ran that card to the limit. - Mm-hm.

[chuckles] And didn't know they had to pay it back

because, well...kids.

- So, you decided to cover it all up with lies and deceit

until you got busted?

- Yeah, that sounds right.

- That's all of it.

- I feel ashamed hearing it.

- [audience laughs]

- Do we even have to give you the speech

of what you did wrong, and how lying made it worse,

and that we all hope you learned your lessons?

- Nope, lessons are straight learned.

- Yeah, I've learned more in this one moment

than my entire life.

- I learned so much, I could teach others right now.

- [audience laughs]

- Wrong! Nope, there's one more lesson to be learned.

- Mm-hm [giggles].

Oh!

See all this stuff you guys bought?

[giggles] Well, you're gonna return everything

to pay back the credit card.

- Mm-hm.

And your mom and I will cover the rest,

but all of you are going to pay us back.

- With interest.

- Oh, I just learned that word!

- [audience laughs]

- That's not a good word.

- [audience laughs]

- How are we suppose to pay you guys back

if we don't have any money?

- [chuckles]

- Oh, buddy. - Oh my goodness.

- So glad you asked. - [giggles]

- Oh! - Yeah.

- [audience laughs]

- MYLES: Looks like after-school jobs for everyone!

- [giggles] - Noooo!

- [gasps from exhaustion]

- [audience laughs]

- Hey.

- [audience laughs]

- Here's today's pay.

- [audience laughs]

- Oh!

- I mowed three lawns.

- [audience laughs]

- Five-year-old birthday parties are the worst.

- [audience laughs]

- Uh-uh!

- [sighs]

- ♪

- [audience laughs]

- [Nickelodeon theme]