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- ♪

- Junk box.

- What--uh, what do you, uh--

- Junk box. - Okay.

Oh, oh, what about these?

- Junk box.

- Babe, come on now, you're not even looking at 'em.

- Junk box.

- Stop, stop. Babe, look,

all of this stuff, you know what I'm saying,

this represents my youth. Okay?

This represents who I was. - And it also represents junk.

You're not in college anymore.

It's time to get rid of this stuff.

- Whatever.

There's no accounting for fine taste around here.

- Uh. - Fine, fine.

Oh, snap. Oh, oh, oh, babe, babe.

Hey, hey. Look at this.

Huh, huh? This is my lucky shirt.

Babe, this is the shirt I was wearing when--

you know, when we first met. - Uh-huh.

And we didn't go on our first date

for another four years.

- Well, slow luck is better than no luck. Thank you. Huh?

- Fine. You can keep your lucky shirt...

if you get rid of everything else.

- Everything? - Everything.

- Deal.

- ♪

- Dylan, how many times do I have to tell you,

they're not gonna let you? - Yeah, I don't know.

- Chill out.

I just gotta do it when the time's right.

- [sighs]

Mom, Dad, Dylan has something he wants to ask.

- Oh, yeah?

- What? Time felt right.

- Apparently, Ghost is shooting a commercial

for the The New Magnitudes in our school gym!

- Whoa, what?

Who is Ghost and what are Magnitudes?

- Dad, Ghost is Dylan's favorite music video director

and Magnitudes are the coolest sneakers out.

- Oh. - Mmm.

- And the new ones aren't even out yet.

And everyone who is in the commercial gets a free pair.

And if I get some and maybe a new fitted

I will literally be in head to toe drip.

I mean, that's nothing new but you get it.

- And how do you get in this commercial?

- I just have to get in line to be one of the extras.

And whoever's in front get picked and get kicks.

- Hmm, and when is this happening?

- Tonight.

They'll start shooting in the morning.

- Oh. No.

- Huh? - Told ya.

Man, it's hard being right all the time.

- MYLES: [sighs]

- Uncle Myles. Wait.

Listen, you gotta understand, please?

- Why do you have to wait in line overnight?

- Because so many people are gonna turn out.

I gotta get there early.

- Well, can't you go to the store or go online

to get your attitudes?

- It's Magnitudes.

And, no, they don't drop for months.

And even then, they'll be too expensive.

Please, please, please? I need this dub!

- Okay, slow down. Need is a strong word.

And again no. - Honey, hold on a minute.

- What's up?

- Maybe we should let Dylan get his Magnitudes.

- What?

What?

- This could be a perfect opportunity for you

to get some of that one-on-one time

that you've been talking about.

- You mean that one-on-one time you've been talking about.

That I also wanted.

Okay, babe, come on, look.

The idea of going and standing in some hallway all night

with the off chance of getting in some commercial

just for a pair of shoes, ugh. - You two can bond.

Spend time together.

- For real? You gonna hit me with the lip?

[growls]

Okay. All right.

All right, all right, I'll do it. You know what?

It could--it could actually be kind of fun.

- Please, please, please? - I woulda loved if my dad

would've spent some time with me

and did an overnight thing when I was a kid.

- Please, please, please? - Come on, Dylan.

Stop whining. - I'll tell him.

All right, Dylan. Boy, put that thing away.

Come here. So, we've decided that, uh--

- Mm-hmm, yes.

- I'll go to the school with you to wait in line

for that commercial tonight.

- Wait, what? For real?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm ready to go from house fly to super fly.

Come on, Charlie dance with me.

- ♪

- ♪ There once was kid from the city of Chi ♪

♪ Mom knew I was important, not a regular guy ♪

♪ Everybody follow me

♪ Imma take you on a trip

♪ Buckle up, let's go

♪ Imma get you all hip

♪ I'm a star, came up from a block in Chi-town ♪

♪ Living large, I'm trying to balance school and these bars ♪

♪ Came far, ain't no better feelin' ♪

♪ I tell 'em you gonna love Young Dylan ♪

♪ Young Dylan, Young Dylan, Young Dylan, Young Dylan ♪

♪ I tell 'em you gonna love Young Dylan ♪♪

- ♪

- [humming]

Are you ready for your boys bonding night?

- I don't know, sweetie. I don't know.

I mean, I don't even know what me and Dylan

are gonna even talk about.

You know, I wouldn't know a pair of Magnitudes from...

I don't even have another pair of shoes to compare them to.

- You're gonna be fine.

It doesn't matter what you talk about.

It just matters that you're there.

I'm sure Dylan appreciates you going.

- Uncle Myles, let's roll.

We're running 12 seconds behind.

Thirteen, fourteen!

- Uh, okay, what's the rush? - I told you.

We need to be in a good spot in line.

Otherwise, we'll be back too far.

And then they won't call me to be in the commercial.

- Okay, relax. - [doorbell rings]

- Hi, Mr. Wilson. - Bethany.

- 'Sup? - Hey, Charlie.

- Hey. - So, what brings you here?

Oh, you probably heard about my Magnitudes.

That's why you came over here to check on a brother.

- No one cares about your silly shoes.

Bethany's here because Mom said we could stay up all night

to watch the Weekday's live stream concert from London.

- Yep. He's our favorite.

And it doesn't start until 1 in the morning.

- Yes, all-nighter!

- You're not invited!

- And it's not happening. - Ugh, fine.

- Yes, all-nighter. - Go easy, Chuck.

Bethany, I'll see you later.

Becca, you ain't gonna make it all night.

- Uh, what's that supposed to mean?

- Just like I said, you ain't gon' make it all night.

You sleep earlier than Grandma. [laughs]

- Take that back.

- I would, but I'm kinda in a rush. Bye.

- I will stay up all night!

- All right, everyone, Operation Up All Night starts now.

- How 'bout I put on a little magic show

before the concert begins? - How 'bout you don't?

- Rebecca. - Dazzle us.

- ♪

- [groans]

- [talking simultaneously]

- I was just saying that, you know, I wish

we would've thought about bringing a chair.

Like a--like a lawn one.

- Oh, yeah sure. Chairs are dope.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool, cool.

- [sighs] A lawn one?

- Chairs are dope?

- ♪

- This is going to be so exciting.

I can't wait for the concert to start.

Charlie, we're gonna fall asleep just waiting

for you to start.

- Hang on, I'm almost ready.

Welcome to tonight's magic show, show, show.

I'm the Incredible Charlie.

Watch in wonder as I move this item through space and time,

time, time.

- Charlie, is that my laptop?

- Madam, I'm gonna need you to settle down.

Now, I will place the item in my magic box.

Only to make it disappear-pear-pear!

- That laptop cost a lot of money.

Be careful.

- And voila.

- Wow. - But wait.

There's more.

And just like that, your item has traveled back to us

safe and sound.

- Uh-oh.

- What do you mean uh-oh?

- Um, for my next trick, if you just follow me over here.

We'll try some hypnosis. - Charlie,

you better figure out how to get that laptop back.

All my work stuff is in there.

- More importantly, we need it to stream tonight's concert.

I mean, and Mom's reason is super important too.

- I'll do my best but...

magic has a mind of its own.

Trust me, 'cause I've lost a lot of stuff in this box.

And voila!

- ♪

- ♪

- I didn't know this line was gonna wrap around

the whole school. - I tried to tell you.

Everyone here wants those Magnitudes.

- I see that now. But why?

- Oh, how much time you got?

- Apparently, all night.

- You ain't say nothing but a word.

You 'bout to get a crash course in sneaker-ology.

- ♪

- We stayed up this long.

We just have to make it a couple more hours

until the concert begins.

- I know, but how are we supposed to stream on this?

It's so small.

- Tell 'em what you did Charlie. - Oh, great.

What did you make disappear this time?

- Your anger towards me.

- I don't think your hat's big enough for that.

- Grandma just got a brand-new computer with a giant screen.

So, I asked her if we could borrow it to stream the concert.

- REBECCA: What did she say? - [doorbell rings]

- She said yes.

- I believe it was: "Anything for my babies."

- Whoa, that sucker's heavy. Good catch.

Hey! - Thank you, thank you.

- Nobody fret. Grandma's here to help.

Somebody bring that stuff inside.

- [groans]

- [grunting and groaning]

- Problem solved.

- What's wrong?

- I thought you said you got a new computer?

- It is new to me.

Besides, the man that sold it to me

told me they don't make 'em like this no more.

- That's because they don't make them like this anymore.

Viola, it's 20 years old.

- Hey, hey, I'm trying to help y'all out.

- Let's hook it up. Maybe it won't be so bad.

- He gave me this.

Maybe we should use it?

- What is that thing? - It's a floppy disk.

- What's happening?

- ♪

- Okay, okay, okay. So, let me get this straight.

The Eleven is the most iconic shoe ever released.

- Yes, but?

- But--but--but, uh, you can't get to the Eleven before the One

so, the One is actually the most iconic shoe ever released.

- Puow!

Honestly, I didn't think you'd get it.

- Come on. - Props.

I think we need to celebrate with...

- BOTH: More hot chocolate.

- Yes. Right on time.

Git'r done, son. 'Cause I'm freezing.

Excuse me.

Let me holla at you for a second.

- ♪

- Uncle Myles. - Back here.

- What are you doing way back here?

- I was really cold, so I traded our spot in line

for this poncho.

- You did what? - Hey, hey, don't worry.

I got you one too.

- I don't want that! I want my place in line.

You can forget about your cocoa.

- Hey, oh, oh. Okay, that's yours--

Don't put your--mm, mm, really? - Mmm.

- Really? - [growls]

- Okay, all right, look, you know--

- It's starting.

The Weekday is coming on stage right now.

I think.

- Finally, this is so amazing. I--I think.

- Come on, girls. Come on, you made it this far.

You want some water? - I'll get it for you.

Don't worry yourself.

- ♪

- [snoring]

[snoring continues]

- Voila.

Here's the laptop, laptop, laptop.

- ♪

- All right, all right, all right, calm down.

We getting close. We getting close.

It's going to be fine. It's going to be all right.

Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. All right, let's go.

All right, now. - Hey.

- Wait, what? - What happened now?

- Wait, take me with you. One person can't hurt.

- What? What?

- No, take me with you!

[moaning]

Take me with you. - Nephew.

- Come on. - Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- [moaning]

- MYLES: Get a hold of yourself, boy!

Boy, come on, get a hold of yourself.

Come on. Get up, get up.

- I'm never gonna get my Magnitudes.

- Come on.

- [gasps]

- Who is that? He looks familiar.

- That's the director Ghost.

- A'ight, a'ight, now listen up, everybody.

Now, we tried to take in as many little shorties

as we could but, uh, unfortunately,

I have everyone I could use for the commercial.

And I wish I could y'all all up with Magnitudes

but you know, that'd be crazy. A'ight, y'all thanks for coming.

- I'm sorry, Dylan.

You know, I can't help but think this is all my fault.

- You think it's your fault?

- Myles? Myles Wilson?

Yo, that is you. What's good, B?

- Unc? - Hmm?

- How do you know the dopest music video director

of all time?

- I don't know. - Yo, man.

It's me, Virgil.

- Virgil...Lessman. - Yeah, man.

- What? - No, his name's Ghost.

- Easy on the Virgil stuff, man. I had to switch the name up.

You think Migos wants to be directed by a guy named Virgil?

- Can you imagine? Directed by Virgil Lessman.

- [laughs]

- You know, my man Fifty Grand here was the coolest cat

on campus.

- Can you imagine Uncle Myles was cool?

[laughs]

I'll just stop.

- Yeah, I mean, look. Come on now.

I was alright. You know, I was a'ight.

- A'ight? - Yeah.

- Come on, Myles. You used to stomp the yard, man.

You remember. Come on.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

- Stop it, Stop it.

- [laughing]

- [humming]

Continue.

- Uh, look here, Virg-- uh, I mean Ghost.

Sorry.

Look, my nephew, Dylan, he was really, really, really,

really looking forward to being in your commercial. All right?

And I kinda made a mistake and cost him his spot in line.

So, I mean, you know, I mean-- you think you could let him in?

- Nah, I wish I could. I'm sorry, little man.

But hey, Myles, stay in touch, brotha.

Myles "Big Dawg" Wilson. A'ight.

- Hey, hey, hey, you know what?

My nephew Dylan is also an aspiring rapper.

- Some say aspiring, I just say shining star.

- Is that right? - Oh yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

Give it to him. - For real?

- Give it to him.

- Living life in the ATL could be pretty rude.

When you standing line trying to cop some new Magnitudes.

With my Unc by my side anything's possible.

I used to think him being cool was impossible. Laughable.

- Okay, okay, move, keep it going.

- But you know now that my unc ain't no joke.

And now I know he's more than dope.

If you put me in commercial nobody would know

your name's Virgil. - Oh, oh, so, you got jokes.

But you also got flow. - Told you.

Trust me, trust me.

When you spend time with him like I did tonight,

you come to realize that this is one special person.

And one of the coolest kids around.

- I guess being cool runs in the family.

- Bop, bop, bow. - Ai'ght.

A'ight, I'm sold. I'll sneak little man in.

- Woo, yes. - Oh, wow.

- And what color Magnitudes you like, little man?

- White on white, obvi. - We out of them.

We got black on red. - Mmm...

- Boy, go on in there and get them sneakers.

My man.

I'm going, that's my--no? No?

- ♪

- [gasps]

We fell asleep.

- Oh, no. - Oh, I'm sorry, girls.

Ah, you tried your best. - I don't know what's worse.

Dylan being right about me not being able to stay up late

or the fact that we missed the coolest concert ever.

- You didn't miss it. I recorded it on Mom's laptop.

- My laptop. - My concert.

- I'm sorry I almost made you miss it in the first place.

- I'm sorry we didn't include you from the beginning.

Thank you for doing this.

You're a pretty cool little brother.

Next all-nighter, we'll do anything you want.

- Oh, I got some ideas.

- Do you think we could watch it right now?

- Yes.

As long as nobody does any more magic.

Okay, maybe a little more magic.

- Hey.

- Auntie Yas, you might need a new rug

'cause we about to burn a hole in this one.

Uncle Myles. - What's up?

- Let's give it to 'em.

- BOTH: Ah, ah! - ♪

- Is that everything? - Yep.

- All right.

[yawns]

What a night. - Oh, and the yogurt.

- Don't forget the yogurt.

- [splat]

- Ooo.

- My sneakers!

There is yogurt all over them.

You gotta give me yours. - [laughs]

I don't think so.

Besides, these are really comfortable, yeah.

- Give me my Magnitudes!

Ah! - Uh.

Don't mess up my floor.

- No-o-o-o-o!

- ♪

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