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I'll blow your motherfucking life
into fucking shambles!
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I wanna know, can you help me?
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I'd love to stay
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That thing is so fucking stupid.
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Take me to the river…
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How's it going, old boy?
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Take me to the river
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Put me in the water
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A little duck walks into the bar,
jumps up on the bar.
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He looks at the bartender.
He says, "You got any snails?"
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He said, "Snails?"
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He said,
"I don't serve snails in this bar."
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You was running patrol?
We used to sweep the road for landmines…
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Yeah, we call 'em IEDs now.
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-Yeah.
-Improvised explosive devices.
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We lost three guys in one whack.
It was a scout truck.
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They were all the way out in front,
half a kilometer in front of us.
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I seen a fucking mushroom cloud
and the doors flying…
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…tell me
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No one lived, you know. Just vapor.
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I'd love to stay
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My buddy Rick passed away.
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Take me to the river
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Drop me in the water
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He said, "You got any snails?"
He said, "Look…"
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-How you doing, man?
-I'm good, thanks.
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"We don't sell snails here."
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But he said, "I'll tell you what."
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He said, "You come back again."
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And he said, "I'm gonna nail
your beak to the damn bar."
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1969, lost nine partners on the ambush.
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And, um…
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-So, um…
-He said, "I don't have any snails."
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He said, "No? You got any nails?"
He said, "No." "Well, you got any snails?"
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Spare $100 to help fight
cocaine withdrawal today?
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No.
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All right.
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How about a beer?
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A week later, you're a fucking animal.
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No.
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Then you're expected
to go back to being a young man.
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-You have a good night.
-Thanks.
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You just don't feel like a person anymore.
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And you just wanna feel
like a person again.
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Man, I don't wanna talk about it no more.
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Oh boy.
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How you guys doing?
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Better than you
if you don't get on down there.
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I tell you what, I got a good joke.
One beer, just one drink.
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I guess you like riding in that little van
that's got all them fucking lights on it.
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-How about that snow?
-Keeps coming down. It's still cold.
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Yeah, it is.
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-Yeah. Keep coming and coming.
-There's always one motherfucker…
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What's up, man?
How you doing? Doing all right?
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-I cannot help you.
-I got results from the doctor…
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All right.
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My blood sugar level
and glucose level is all screwed up.
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I've got way high glucose, way high.
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Mr. Bartender there,
you think you could spare me a beer?
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I'll pay you back.
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I get paid tomorrow.
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Eating too much sugar, uh…
is the main cause of it.
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That gets your glucose level up.
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Drinking sodas gets your glucose level up.
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Look, man, you're always welcome here.
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But you have to stop
harassing my customers.
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All right, I'm sorry. I, um…
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Dog died today.
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My car broke down.
My girlfriend made me a cuck.
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-Hmm.
-I got a girlfriend that's gonna…
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What if I sing you a song?
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What makes you think
I wanna hear you sing?
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I don't know. I think I'm pretty good.
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Liven the place up a little bit.
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It's kinda sad in here, you know?
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Huh?
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See that old man down there?
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The one with the, uh, tubes?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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He used to sing every Friday night.
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Tear the house down.
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You think… think he'd buy me a beer?
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If you can beat that guy,
I'll give you a six-pack.
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Oh, okay.
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I can outsing anybody
in this fucking place.
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I promise you that. If your wife was here,
her panties would hit the floor instantly.
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-Maybe even yours too.
-Hmm.
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You know what?
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Give me a minute.
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I love this place. It's really nice.
I see why you come here.
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See that guy down there?
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Know what he said?
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He said he can outsing you.
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He probably can.
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Man, I miss hearing you sing.
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Yeah, well…
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How you doing, Mike?
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I'm okay, Captain.
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Day by day.
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It's cold as hell out there though.
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What do you say?
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Can you put him in his place for me?
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-Oh man.
-Tell you what.
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I'm probably the only person
in this world who knows this.
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But if you look closely,
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in all that sea of one-dollar bills…
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Hmm.
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…there's one $100 bill.
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I thought about taking it
for myself more than a few times.
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$100.
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And a free beer.
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Everybody, this is how it's going down.
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Free beer and $100
to the best singer in the bar tonight.
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Damn.
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Amazing grace
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-For the love of God.
-How sweet the sound
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That saved a wretch like me
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Lovely. Wow. That was fantastic.
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-I don't know how I'm gonna follow that.
-Oh, fuck y'all.
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Ain't none of y'all down there
can sing it any better.
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Give it a fucking try.
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You couldn't carry
a fucking tune in a bucket.
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Fucking square-headed bastards,
every damn one of you.
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Yo! Can y'all please shut up?
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You know, I think my friend
over here might wanna join, huh?
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No, thanks. I'm… I'm good.
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-Smart decision.
-I feel bad for y'all.
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There he goes.
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Ain't none of you got any guts.
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None of you.
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-That goes for you too, old man.
-Yeah.
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You got one foot in the grave
and the other on a damn banana peel.
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Go ahead and laugh down there.
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I ain't afraid of nothing.
Do you hear me talking?
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I hear a fucking slab of bacon
talking shit. That's what I hear.
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You be the one talk…
Hell, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot
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if the instruction was
on the bottom of it. You understa--
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In the early morning rain
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With a dollar in my hand
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With an aching in my heart
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And my pockets full of sand
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I'm a long way from home
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And I miss my loved ones so
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Your mouth
looks like teeth in a horse's ass.
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I bet you
when you go down on your old lady,
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you give her
a fucking hysterectomy at the same time.
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-Bucktooth bastard.
-Yo, Muffin. Shh.
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There is a house
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Down in New Orleans
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They call it the Rising Sun
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All right. All right.
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Aw, it's been the ruin
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Of many a poor boy
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And dear God knows I'm one
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Yeah!
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The only thing
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That a gambler needs
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Is a suitcase and a trunk
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And the only time
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He's ever satisfied
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-Is when he's old and drunk
-When he's all drunk
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You go tell Tell my baby brother
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Don't know what I have done
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Whoo!
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Would you shun that house
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Down in New Orleans
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That they call the Rising Sun
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That they call the Rising Sun
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Amen, brother.
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Ain't nobody in here
can sing but that old man right there.
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So just hang your fucking heads
and go on home.
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Said you went crazy
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You've lost your mind
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Now the man you love
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Whoo!
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Hurts you all the time
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When things go wrong
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So wrong with you
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It hurts me too
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Y'all hearing this?
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I'll be damned.
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The little bastard can sing.
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You love him more
You should love him less
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I'll come up behind him
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Pick up all his mess
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When things go wrong
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So wrong with you
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It hurts me too
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Yeah!
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You call me up
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Down from El Paso
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Said come back, Daddy
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I need you so
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When things go wrong
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So wrong with you
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It hurts me too
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Wow!
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-Come on. His beer's on me.
-Oh man.
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I know I'm going to hell for this,
but I'm gonna say the young guy.
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I can't believe I'm saying that,
because I love the old guy.
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And I love the young guy.
I love them both. How can you…
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Give them a tie, you know.
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Give them a drink, pat on the back,
and say, "You're the best."
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That's what I'd do.
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It's just like, singing a song
is like telling a story about…
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Have you all got
any good titty bars around here?
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Oh, hell yes.
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We've got Illusions,, Palominos.
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Would you like to go sometime?
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Whoa
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My, my love
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My darling
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I hunger for
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Your touch
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A long
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Lonely time
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And time
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Goes by
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00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:11,291
So slowly
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00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:14,666
And time
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Can do so much
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Are you
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Still mine?
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Mine
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I need
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Your love
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I
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I need
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Your love
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Godspeed your love
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To
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To me
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I declaim
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While taken with delirium
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I do not know what I am saying
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Or what I am doing
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Yet it is necessary, I must force--
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Ah, we're drinking And we're dancing
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And the band is really happening
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And the Johnny Walker wisdom
Running high
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And my very sweet companion
She's the Angel of Compassion
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She's rubbing half the world
Against her thigh
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And every drinker, every dancer
Lifts a happy face to thank her
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The fiddler fiddles
Something so sublime
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All the women tear their blouses off
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And the men
They dance on the polka dots
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And it's partner found
And it's partner lost
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00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,041
And it's hell to pay
When the fiddler stops
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Closing time
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Closing time
Closing time, closing time
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Yeah, the women tear their blouses off
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And the men
They dance on the polka dots
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And it's partner found
And it's partner lost
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And it's hell to pay
When the fiddler stops
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It's closing time
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