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[INSECTS CHIRPING...]

[INSECTS CHIRPING...] [OWL HOOTING...]

[OWL HOOTING...]

[OWL HOOTING...] [CAMERA CLICKS]

[CAMERA CLICKS]

[CAMERA CLICKS] [TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...] [BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [♪...]

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[♪...]

>> Woman: ♪ THE POWER

OF ANGELS

YOU LEFT

AT MY DOOR ♪

♪ I WRAPPED IT UP

IN TINFOIL

AND HASTENED AWAY

TOWARDS THE HILLS ♪

♪ BEGGING FOR SOMEONE

TO GIVE ME A SIGN ♪

♪ BUT MY HEART

WRAPPED IN SILVER

COULDN'’T CRY ANY LOUDER ♪

COULDN'’T CRY ANY LOUDER ♪ [♪...]

[♪...]

♪ AND ALL THE SILVER HEARTS

THAT YOU CANNOT REMARK

GO ON, GO ON ♪

♪ YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW

♪ YOU SHALL EVER BE

♪ GO ON, GO ON

♪ GO ON...

♪ GO ON... [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[MUSIC FADES...]

[WIND BLOWING,

[WIND BLOWING, TRAFFIC PASSING...]

TRAFFIC PASSING...]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

>> Woman on tape: Last winter...

I found a needle in a haystack.

It pricked my skin

and filled me with love.

and filled me with love. Now I'’m addicted.

Now I'’m addicted.

[WIND BLOWING,

[WIND BLOWING, TRAFFIC PASSING...]

TRAFFIC PASSING...]

TRAFFIC PASSING...] [MUSIC FROM ICE CREAM TRUCK]

[MUSIC FROM ICE CREAM TRUCK]

[LEAVES CRACKLE]

[TRAFFIC PASSING,

[TRAFFIC PASSING, BIRDS CHIRPING...]

BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[MAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY,

[MAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY, KISSES WOMAN]

KISSES WOMAN]

[TRAFFIC PASSING,

[TRAFFIC PASSING, BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE...]

BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE...]

>> Man: WHAT DO CATS LIKE

FOR BREAKFAST?

MICE CRISPIES.

MICE CRISPIES. >> SHUT UP, YOU DICK.

>> SHUT UP, YOU DICK.

...WHEN I FIRST STARTED OUT,

TAXIDERMY WAS LIKE MAGIC.

NO OTHER TAXIDERMISTS

WOULD TELL YOU THEIR SECRETS.

THERE WERE NO BOOKS OR MANUALS,

THERE WERE NO BOOKS OR MANUALS, JUST SECRETS.

JUST SECRETS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT "TAXIDERMY"

MEANS, MANCHESTER?

>> NO.

>> NO. >> IT MEANS "TO REARRANGE SKIN."

>> IT MEANS "TO REARRANGE SKIN."

>> CAN I HAVE A GO?

>> NO.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN

AND YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

AND YOU ARE AN IDIOT. [CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] [CAMERA CLICKS]

[CAMERA CLICKS]

>> HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?

>> NO.

>> NO. >> I'’M STARVING.

>> I'’M STARVING.

>> I'’M STARVING. [DOOR CLATTERS]

[DOOR CLATTERS]

>> Boy: DO YOU WANT TO BUY THIS?

>> NO...

BUT HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT

FOR THIS?

>> 600 POUNDS!

>> 50 PENCE.

>> O.K....

THERE YOU GO.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU. >> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

>> WHOA...

MANCHESTER, THEY'’RE AMAZING.

>> PISS OFF, JAKE.

>> LOOK, THE TUTOR WILL BE

BACK IN A BIT AND IF HE

CATCHES YOU IN HERE AGAIN,

HE'’S GONNA FIRE ME.

>> BE DONE IN A MINUTE.

>> WELL, HOW'’S ABOUT YOU JUST

LET ME DO '’EM, RIGHT, AND I'LL

BRING THEM TO THE PUB LATER.

>> O.K....

BUT DON'’T BE WANKING

OVER MY BIRD.

OVER MY BIRD. [BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

>> Woman on jukebox: ♪ ...those

great big eyes ♪

♪ It'’s just like an angel

out of the blue ♪

♪ Why should I cry?

♪ Why should I sigh...?

>> THANKS, JAKE.

>> NO WORRIES.

>> UM, DID YOU WANT

ANOTHER PINT?

>> GO ON, THEN.

>> GO ON, THEN. [SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY...]

[SONG CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY...]

>> SOMEBODY SAID HE JUST...

HE, HE FELL OVER A PRAM

IN THE PASSAGE, BUT TRULY,

I DON'’T BLAME IT ON THE BUGGY.

ANYWAY... [LAUGHTER]

YOU SEE, YOU WERE EXPECTING

ONE OF THEM TERRIBLE JOKES.

YOU SEE, I'’M CLASS, MAN.

ONLY GET BETTER.

HEY, YOU'’RE TOO EASY.

WELL, THERE WAS A TIME THERE WAS

THIS BLOKE I WAS HEARING ABOUT

WHO WAS ON THE TRAIN, PUFFING

AWAY... [MANCHESTER BELCHES]

LITTLE OLD WOMAN SITTING NEXT TO

HIM, PULLS INTO THE STATION,

THE LITTLE OLD WOMAN PULLS OUT

A BAG, PULLS OUT THE BIBLE

FROM THE BAG...

>> Jake: [GROANS]

[MANCHESTER LAUGHS]

THAT STINKS.

[MANCHESTER BELCHES]

SHE WON'’T GO NOWHERE NEAR YOU

SMELLING LIKE THAT.

>> [DRUNKENLY]: SHE WILL,

SHE LOVES ME.

NOON LOVES ME.

[COMEDIAN CONTINUES...]

LOVES ME.

NOON LOVES ME.

>> ...FINALLY, HE'’S HAD ENOUGH,

PULLS INTO A STATION...

>> Jake: WHY IS HE STARING?

>> I'’VE GOT NOON.

[SOFTLY]: I'’VE GOT NOON.

[CHUCKLES]

>> "...AND WHEN WE PULL OUT

THE STATION, YOU PUT THE BIBLE

BACK IN THE BAG?"

SHE SAYS, "WHY DON'’T YOU

FUCK OFF?"

WELL... [LAUGHTER]

YOU SEE, YOU DON'’T KNOW WHO'S

ON THE TRAIN THESE DAYS.

IT'’S QUESTIONS LIKE THAT

SHOULD BE ASKED.

I MEAN, HERE'’S A QUESTION, LADS,

HERE'’S YOUR QUESTION...

HERE'’S YOUR QUESTION... >> [URINATING...]

>> [URINATING...]

>> HELLO, NOON.

[CHUCKLES]

HELLO, NOON.

[LAUGHS]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

[LAUGHTER]

>> Manchester: WHOA!

>> JESUS CHRIST...

PRICK.

PRICK. [GENERAL CONVERSATION...]

[GENERAL CONVERSATION...]

>> LEAH.

LEAH.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> HAVE A LOOK AT THESE.

>> HAVE A LOOK AT THESE.

SOMEONE JUST LEFT THEM

IN THE PUB.

IN THE PUB. >> NO WAY.

>> NO WAY.

[CAT SCREECHES]

[CAT MEOWS LOUDLY...]

>> MANCHESTER?

>> Manchester: [MUTTERS]

SORRY I AM FOR BEING DRUNK.

BUT... I HAVE AN IDEA ANYWAY.

I WANT YOU TO DO

A LITTLE PROJECT FOR ME.

On tape: I want you to keep

an orgasm diary.

[CHUCKLES AS HE LISTENS]

I want to know everything.

I want to know

what it feels like.

I want to know

what you'’re thinking...

what you'’re wearing...

where you are.

I want to know your secrets...

your fantasies...

your desires...

everything.

[belches, chuckles]

Go on then, do something.

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS] [BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[MOANING...]

[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY...]

[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY...] [DOOR CLATTERS]

[DOOR CLATTERS]

>> Manchester: [CHUCKLES]

POSTMAN CAT'’S BEEN.

[♪...]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

>> Noon on tape: The first one

since you gave me the tape

took ages.

I closed the garage door

and took off me clothes.

I started to play with meself.

I concentrate on the feeling

'’cause I think it's more

important than the fantasy.

>> Man: ♪ ...I COULD NEVER BE

POLITICAL '’CAUSE I DON'T SEE

THE POINT OF WRITING-- I'’M TOO

CLOSE TO BEING HYPOCRITICAL ♪

♪ I DON'’T NEED YOU TO TELL ME

WHEN I'’M DRUNK AND I'M BEING

ABRASIVE... ♪

>> Noon on tape: I don'’t know

if you'’re hot during but as soon

as you come, you get all sweaty

behind the knees.

[MOANING...]

I really get off on the noise,

the wetness of the pussy,

the saliva and the juices.

You know what I mean!

[♪...]

>> Man: ♪ HAVE YOU EVER TESTED

ROTTEN WOOD WITH YOUR TONGUE? ♪

♪ IT'’S NOT MUCH FUN

BUT IT GETS THE JOB DONE ♪

♪ AND YOU'’RE THE ONE

WHO CAN TEST THAT PINE

WITH THE FINE SALIVA ♪

♪ MY ADVICE IS TO GET

PAID BY THE HOUR ♪

♪ BY THE WAGE SLAVES,

EMPLOYEES... ♪

[DOOR CLATTERS, MUSIC STOPS]

[MANCHESTER PANTING...]

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] [BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

[BOTH CHUCKLE] [BOTH LAUGHING...]

[BOTH LAUGHING...]

[BOTH LAUGHING...] [BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

>> DON'’T USE IT ALL.

>> DON'’T USE IT ALL. I'’M STARVING.

I'’M STARVING.

>> DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD TRY

AND CATCH IT AND KEEP IT

AND CATCH IT AND KEEP IT AS A PET?

AS A PET?

AS A PET? >> I'’D RATHER GET A DOG.

>> I'’D RATHER GET A DOG.

>> I'’D RATHER GET A DOG. >> DICK.

>> DICK.

>> DICK. [TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...]

[TRAFFIC PASSING IN DISTANCE...] [DOOR CLATTERS SHUT]

[DOOR CLATTERS SHUT]

[NOON LAUGHING,

MANCHESTER GROANING...]

[BOTH LAUGH]

[BOTH LAUGH] [KISSING AND MOANING...]

[KISSING AND MOANING...]

MY DAD WOULD NEVER LET ME HAVE

A CAT '’CAUSE OF HIS FISH.

>> I'’LL LET YOU HAVE ONE.

I'’LL LET YOU HAVE

I'’LL LET YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT.

ANYTHING YOU WANT.

>> [KNOCKS ON DOOR]

>> [KNOCKS ON DOOR] [GARAGE DOOR OPENER WHIRRING...]

[GARAGE DOOR OPENER WHIRRING...]

>> SORRY, LOVE.

>> SORRY, LOVE. [ROLLING PAPER CRINKLING...]

[ROLLING PAPER CRINKLING...]

[ROLLING PAPER CRINKLING...] >> GET US AN ICE POP, BABY.

>> GET US AN ICE POP, BABY.

>> GET US AN ICE POP, BABY. [MANCHESTER GROANS]

[MANCHESTER GROANS]

FEED ME.

FEED ME. >> [CHUCKLES]

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> [CHUCKLES] MMM...

MMM...

MMM... MMM...

MMM...

MMM... [BOTH PANTING AND MOANING...]

[BOTH PANTING AND MOANING...]

[BOTH PANTING AND MOANING...] MMM...

MMM...

MMM...

>> [GASPING...]

>> AH...

[CHUCKLES]

[BOTH MOANING...]

[BOTH MOANING...] [NOON PANTING...]

[NOON PANTING...]

[BANGS ON DOOR]

[BANGS ON DOOR] [GARAGE DOOR OPENER WHIRRING...]

[GARAGE DOOR OPENER WHIRRING...]

>> [SIGHS]

FUCK'’S SAKE....

[MANCHESTER GRUNTING,

NOON GASPING...]

[MANCHESTER GRUNTING LOUDER...]

[CAMERA CLICKING...]

[MANCHESTER PANTING...]

SHIT...

SORRY.

ARE YOU O.K.?

>> OH, IT'’S ALL GONE BLURRY.

[BOTH PANTING...]

[NOON GROANS]

YOU SMELL LIKE A PUNCH BAG.

>> [SNIFFS]

MMM... [PANTING...]

I'’LL BE ALL RIGHT

ANOTHER WEEK.

[CHUCKLING...]

>> [SNIFFLING, STIFLES A SOB...]

>> OH...

>> OH... [BOTH PANTING...]

[BOTH PANTING...]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

>> Noon on tape: I was looking

at one of your photographs of me

this morning.

It'’s shot from below.

You can see me pussy,

then me tits...

and directly in line

with me pussy is me head.

My pussy is twice the size

of me head.

Is that how you see me?

Is that how you see me? [BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

Noon in distance: HI, DAD!

[DOOR OPENS]

>> HELLO, LOVE.

>> HELLO, LOVE. COME HERE.

COME HERE.

COME HERE. I'’LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

I'’LL PUT THE KETTLE ON.

WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOUR EYE, LOVE?

>> THINK I BURST

A BLOOD VESSEL.

A BLOOD VESSEL. >> HOW?

>> HOW?

>> PLAY-FIGHTING

WITH MANCHESTER.

>> HMM...

BOUGHT THIS AT THE MARKET

YESTERDAY.

I WAS LOOKING AT THE BLADE

THINKING, "THAT DOESN'’T LOOK

VERY SHARP."

SO I RUN ME FINGER DOWN IT.

GUESS WHAT?

>> CUT YOUR FINGER?

>> CUT YOUR FINGER? >> CUT ME FINGER.

>> CUT ME FINGER.

[NOON LAUGHS,

DAD LAUGHS]

[DAD CHUCKLES]

[DAD CHUCKLES] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [URINE DRIPS, SPLASHES...]

[URINE DRIPS, SPLASHES...]

[URINE DRIPS, SPLASHES...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[DOOR CLATTERS OPEN]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

>> ARE THESE YOURS?

>> ARE THESE YOURS?

>> Man: [CHUCKLES]

ARE THESE YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS?

>> SHIT, YEAH.

WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM?

>> HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT

FOR THEM?

>> THE PHOTOGRAPHS?

>> I'’LL GIVE YOU A GRAND.

>> I DON'’T WANT YOUR MONEY.

>> TWO GRAND!

>> [SCOFFS]

DRE WAS RIGHT.

LIFE AIN'’T NOTHING

BUT BITCHES AND MONEY.

>> DRE?

WHO... WHO'’S DRE?

WHO... WHO'’S DRE? >> JUST A BLOKE.

>> JUST A BLOKE.

>> LOOK, UH...

IF YOU DON'’T WANT MONEY...

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> I DON'’T WANT ANYTHING.

I JUST WANT NOON.

>> WHAT, THE GIRL

IN THE PHOTOGRAPHS?

>> LOVING HER IS LIKE...

FRYING BACON NAKED.

>> [LAUGHS]

IT WOULD BE.

SHE'’S PRETTY.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> WELL, THE PRETTY ONES ARE

ALWAYS DANGEROUS.

DO YOU ACTUALLY LIVE HERE?

>> YEAH.

>> WHAT'’S YOUR NAME?

>> MANCHESTER.

>> MANCHESTER. >> MY NAME'’S FRANNY.

>> MY NAME'’S FRANNY.

YOU SHOULD COME AND SEE ME

SOMETIME, MANCHESTER.

SOMETIME, MANCHESTER. I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU.

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP YOU. [REFRIGERATOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

[REFRIGERATOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

YOU'’VE, UH...

YOU'’VE, UH... YOU'’VE RUN OUT OF ICE POPS.

YOU'’VE RUN OUT OF ICE POPS.

YOU'’VE RUN OUT OF ICE POPS. [♪...]

[♪...]

>> Man: ♪ BABY, BABY,

I GET A THRILL ♪

♪ YEAH, HONEY, YOU KNOW

YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD ♪

♪ I CAN'’T WAIT TO SEE YOU

AND HUG YOU ♪

♪ OH, THAT'’S RIGHT ♪

♪ I'’M READY FOR LOVE ♪

♪ I'’M SO EXCITED ♪

♪ YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME SMILE

♪ GEE, I REALLY LOVE YOU

♪ GEE, I REALLY DO

♪ YES, I SAID I LOVE YOU

♪ I FEEL ALL RIGHT

BECAUSE I THINK YOU DO TOO ♪

♪ MAYBE I'’M A LITTLE STONED ♪

♪ MAYBE I JUST FIGURED IT OUT

♪ BABY, WHEN I'’M IN YOUR ARMS,

I GET DOCILE

JUST LIKE A LITTLE CHILD ♪

♪ IT'’S HARD TO ADMIT ♪

♪ OH, IT'’S TOUGH TO BEAT IT... ♪

>> Manchester: MISSED YOU, BABY.

>> I MISSED YOU TOO, YOU DICK.

>> ♪ ...COME ON, BABY,

LET'’S CRASH THIS PLANE ♪

LET'’S CRASH THIS PLANE ♪ [♪...]

[♪...]

♪ YOU GOT SOMETHING

SPECIAL, POWERFUL ♪

♪ MAKE MY ALARM RING, CLANG...

♪ MAKE MY ALARM RING, CLANG... [BOTH LAUGHING...]

[BOTH LAUGHING...]

♪ ...I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME,

MAKE ME, I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME,

I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME HAPPY ♪

♪ OH, DON'’T YOU LEAVE ME

IN THE MIDDLE, BABY, I'’M... ♪

[SONG STOPS,

[SONG STOPS, LAUGHTER CONTINUES...]

LAUGHTER CONTINUES...]

LAUGHTER CONTINUES...] [BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...] [BOTH GRUNTING AND PANTING...]

[BOTH GRUNTING AND PANTING...]

>> Noon: STOP.

STOP.

[GROANS]

>> [PANTING...]

WHAT'’S THE MATTER?

>> WE'’VE BEEN FUCKING FOR HOURS.

>> I KNOW, IT'’S AMAZING.

>> I'’M TOO SORE TO CARRY ON.

>> I'’M TOO SORE TO CARRY ON. [BOTH PANTING...]

[BOTH PANTING...]

[BOTH PANTING...] >> [MOANING...]

>> [MOANING...]

[PANTING FASTER...]

TELL ME A STORY ABOUT A

SEXUAL EXPERIENCE YOU'’VE HAD.

>> OH... NO, MANCHESTER,

IT'’S TOO WEIRD.

I'’M STILL REALLY HIGH.

>> PLEASE...

[PANTING...]

I'’LL JUST ASK ONE QUESTION THEN.

>> [GROANS] WHAT?

>> WHAT'’S THE BIGGEST DICK

YOU'’VE EVER HAD?

>> YOURS.

>> DON'’T LIE TO ME.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE

THAT WAS TOO BIG?

>> YEAH.

>> REALLY?

[NOON CHUCKLES]

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I USED TO LIKE FUCKING

STRANGERS AT HOUSE PARTIES.

>> OH... [GROANS]

>> ONE NIGHT I TOOK THIS GUY

INTO ONE OF THE BEDROOMS...

>> AND...?

>> [LAUGHING]: I NEARLY FAINTED

WHEN I GRABBED HIS DICK.

IT WAS LIKE

A BUTTERNUT SQUASH. [LAUGHS]

>> MMM...

WHAT DID YOU DO?

>> [CHUCKLES]

WE TRIED TO DO IT FOR ABOUT

HALF AN HOUR BUT HE COULDN'’T

GET IT IN. [LAUGHS]

>> SO WHAT HAPPENED?

>> I GOT ON TOP.

>> WHAT?!

>> I SAT ON IT.

NEARLY TORE ME IN HALF.

>> [GRUNTING...]

>> I THINK HE MUST HAVE BEEN

A VIRGIN '’CAUSE HE DIDN'T REALLY

KNOW WHAT TO DO.

ALL THE OTHER GIRLS MUST HAVE

BEEN SCARED AWAY.

>> [SLAP] NOT MY FILTHY GIRL.

>> NOT ME.

[BOTH LAUGH]

I RODE HIM TILL HIS FACE WENT

RED AND HIS HEAD EXPLODED.

>> [GRUNTING...]

>> WHEN I GOT OFF HIM,

MY PUSSY FARTED AND SPUNK GUSHED

OUT OF ME ONTO HIS STOMACH.

SO MUCH SPUNK.

>> I'’M GONNA COME...

>> [LAUGHS] ARE YOU?

YOU DIRTY FUCKER.

>> [GRUNTING LOUDER...]

THANK FUCK FOR THAT.

[GASPING...]

>> YOU CAN WIPE THAT UP.

>> MMM...

>> MMM... [PANTING...]

[PANTING...]

[PANTING...] [HORN HONKING...]

[HORN HONKING...]

>> [GASPS]

>> [GASPS] [HORN CONTINUES HONKING...]

[HORN CONTINUES HONKING...]

WHAT!

WHAT! [HONKING STOPS]

[HONKING STOPS]

[HONKING STOPS] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

[INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING

[INDIAN MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO...]

ON CAR RADIO...]

ON CAR RADIO...] >> [COUGHS]

>> [COUGHS]

>> THAT IS FUCKING LUSH!

HAVE YOU SEEN IT BACK THERE,

MANCHESTER?

MANCHESTER? [MUSIC CONTINUES ON RADIO...]

[MUSIC CONTINUES ON RADIO...]

[MUSIC CONTINUES ON RADIO...] HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?

PISS OFF, PERV BOY.

>> YOU CLOSE YOUR LEGS,

I'’LL CLOSE MY EYES.

[MUSIC CONTINUES]

[MUSIC ENDS,

SURF CRASHES IN DISTANCE]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

>> Noon on tape: I'’m completely

naked, crawling around on all

fours, meowing and purring

and acting like a cat.

In the room, there are 10 or 15

men who are all wanking

into a saucer.

When the saucer'’s full of come,

the cat comes along

to lick it clean.

I finger myself and come around

my finger about 10 times.

My pussy keeps squeezing

my finger while I keep rubbing

my clit with my other hand.

You would love the smell

of my fingers right now.

>> [SHUDDERING...]

DICK'’S DISAPPEARED.

>> WHAT DID YOU GO IN FOR?

>> YOU'’VE GOT TO, HAVEN'T YOU?

IT'’S THE SEASIDE.

IT'’S THE SEASIDE. [CONTINUES SHUDDERING...]

[CONTINUES SHUDDERING...]

>> DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT

DYING, MANCHESTER?

>> I THINK THAT WHEN YOU DIE

WILL BE THE SAME AS BEFORE YOU

WILL BE THE SAME AS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

WERE BORN.

IF YOU DIE BEFORE ME, ASK IF YOU

CAN TAKE A FRIEND.

[CHUCKLES]

>> [CHUCKLING]

>> [CHUCKLING] >> [CHUCKLING]

>> [CHUCKLING]

>> DO YOU WANT TO BURIED OR

CREMATED?

>> WANT TO BE BURIED, NOT BURNT.

I WANT THE WORMS TO EAT ME,

SO WE CAN GO BACK TO WHERE WE

SO WE CAN GO BACK TO WHERE WE ALL CAME FROM.

ALL CAME FROM.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

>> CREMATED.

>> WHY?

>> I LIKE FIRE.

>> I LIKE FIRE. [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [COINS JINGLING]

[COINS JINGLING]

>> HELLO?

IS THAT FRANNY?

HI.

HI. YEAH, IT'’S, UH, IT'S MANCHESTER.

YEAH, IT'’S, UH, IT'S MANCHESTER.

YEAH, IT'’S, UH, IT'S MANCHESTER. [♪...]

[♪...]

>> Man: ♪ WHILE I WAS WAITING

WHILE I WAS DOWN ♪

♪ I SAW THE FUTURE,

IT FELL TO THE GROUND ♪

♪ MEMORY AND REASON

GIVE IN THE DARK ♪

♪ TAKE ALL THE CHANCES

AND HOPE TO HOLD ON ♪

♪ I KNOW

THERE'’S A FIRE ♪

♪ I KNOW

THERE'’S A FIRE ♪

♪ I KNOW

THERE'’S A FIRE ♪

♪ I KNOW

THERE'’S A FIRE. ♪

[MUSIC ENDS]

[CAR ENGINE SHUTS OFF]

>> MMM.

WHERE ARE WE?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WERE SAYING

LAST NIGHT?

>> UM, WHAT ABOUT?

>> ABOUT THE FUTURE.

>> YEAH.

>> WELL...

WE'’RE AT FRANNY'S HOUSE.

>> WHO THE FUCK IS FRANNY?

>> HE'’S THIS BLOKE I MET.

HE SAID HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO

HELP US.

>> HELP US WITH WHAT?

>> NOT SURE.

>> WHAT THE FUCK, MANCHESTER?

>> WHAT?

>> WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO

DO THIS?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS OUR STORY.

>> IT IS.

>> YOU'’RE A FUCKING DICK,

MANCHESTER.

>> IT'’LL BE ALL RIGHT, BABY.

LET'’S JUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>> BIG FAT FUCKING DICK!

>> COME ON, NOON.

DON'’T BE LIKE THAT.

>> Franny: MANCHESTER!

>> COME ON.

>> MANCHESTER.

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

GLAD YOU DECIDED TO COME.

YOU MUST BE NOON.

>> HI.

>> HI. >> COME OVER AND MEET THE WIFE.

>> COME OVER AND MEET THE WIFE.

>> COME ON.

EVERYTHING'’S GONNA BE O.K.

EVERYTHING'’S GONNA BE O.K. PROMISE.

PROMISE.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

>> LEAH, THIS IS MANCHESTER

THE PHOTOGRAPHER AND HIS

GIRLFRIEND, NOON.

THIS IS MY WIFE, LEAH.

>> HELLO, MANCHESTER.

IT'’S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

>> HELLO, LEAH.

>> HELLO, NOON.

>> HI.

>> LIKE YOUR SHORTS.

>> LIKE YOUR SHORTS. >> THANKS.

>> THANKS.

>> RIGHT.

COME ON, I'’LL SHOW YOU TO

COME ON, I'’LL SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM.

YOUR ROOM.

JOIN ME DOWNSTAIRS FOR A DRINK

JOIN ME DOWNSTAIRS FOR A DRINK WHEN YOU'’VE SETTLED IN, GUYS.

WHEN YOU'’VE SETTLED IN, GUYS.

>> WHY DID THAT MAN CALL YOU

A PHOTOGRAPHER?

A PHOTOGRAPHER? >> FUCK KNOWS.

>> FUCK KNOWS.

>> WHERE DID YOU MEET HIM?

>> DRINKS IN THE GEORGE.

>> DRINKS IN THE GEORGE AND

LIVES IN A HOUSE LIKE THIS?

[LAUGHS]

THIS PLACE IS MENTAL.

WHAT'’S HE DO?

>> I DON'’T REALLY KNOW, BUT...

HE SAID HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO

GET ME A JOB.

GET ME A JOB. [LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?

>> NOTHING.

LET'’S GO DOWNSTAIRS.

>> I CAN'’T GO DOWN LOOKING LIKE

THIS.

>> YOU LOOK GOOD.

>> I FEEL DIRTY.

>> I'’LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

>> DON'’T LEAVE ME, BABY.

>> DON'’T LEAVE ME, BABY. [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] PRICK.

PRICK.

[♪...]

>> Woman: ♪ SUCH A POWERFUL PULL

AWAY FROM ME ♪

♪ WE'’RE BOTH... ♪

>> SLEEP O.K.?

>> Woman: ♪ I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE

THE WEIGHT AND THE SILENCE

IS CRUSHING ME ♪

>> WHAT YOU HAVING?

>> WHATEVER YOU'’RE HAVING.

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> [CHUCKLES] [♪...]

[♪...]

>> WHERE'’S NOON?

>> WHERE'’S NOON? >> SHE SAYS SHE FEELS DIRTY.

>> SHE SAYS SHE FEELS DIRTY.

>> COME ON... [EXHALES]

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

[♪...]

[♪...] [PROJECTOR WHIRRING...]

[PROJECTOR WHIRRING...]

[CHUCKLES]

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> WHAT IS IT?

>> THIS IS WHAT I DO,

MANCHESTER.

>> [CHUCKLES]

WHAT, YOU'’RE A HOUSEWIFE?

>> [CHUCKLES]

NO.

>> OHH.

YOU WATCH PORN.

>> NO.

I MAKE PORN.

WELL, NOT PORN.

THE WORD SUGGESTS A COMPLETE

THE WORD SUGGESTS A COMPLETE LACK OF ARTISTIC VALUE.

LACK OF ARTISTIC VALUE.

LOOK... [GRUNTS]

WHETHER IT'’S WRITING, PICTURES,

FILMS, WHAT INTERESTS ME IS ART

THAT AROUSES SEXUAL DESIRE.

>> NICE.

>> THAT'’S HOW I MET LEAH.

>> WHAT, LEAH'’S A PORN STAR?

>> NO.

[CHUCKLES]

NOT ANYMORE.

SHE'’S DOING A Ph.D NOW.

IN EROTOLOGY.

IN EROTOLOGY. >> [NOON GRUNTING...]

>> [NOON GRUNTING...]

>> [NOON GRUNTING...] [KNOCK AT DOOR]

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

>> COME IN.

>> HIYA.

>> HI.

>> IS EVERYTHING O.K.?

>> MMM.

WHERE'’S MANCHESTER?

>> HE'’S DOWNSTAIRS WITH FRANNY.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO RUN YOU

A BATH?

>> [CHUCKLES]

YES, PLEASE.

>> I AM TELLING YOU, KID.

YOU, YOU CAN BE A REAL

ART STAR.

WE CAN HAVE AN EXHIBITION

ARRANGED IN NO TIME.

>> I DON'’T KNOW.

IT'’S JUST PHOTOS OF ME AND

ME GIRLFRIEND FUCKING.

>> [LAUGHS]

YOU CAN MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.

>> MONEY DON'’T INTEREST ME,

THOUGH.

>> MONEY IS LIKE SEX,

MANCHESTER.

ONLY TOO MUCH IS ENOUGH.

[CHUCKLES]

DO YOU THINK... NOON WANTS TO

LIVE IN A BLOODY GARAGE FOREVER?

>> NO.

>> NO, SHE DOESN'’T.

>> IT JUST SEEMS A BIT WEIRD

THOUGH, FRANNY.

>> YOUR MORALS AREN'’T YOUR

BOWELS, KID.

LOSING CONTROL OF THEM DON'’T

MEAN YOU END UP COVERED IN SHIT.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

>> YOU THINK I SHOULD ASK NOON

WHAT SHE THINKS?

>> [CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

IF YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW A FROG...

[SWALLOWS, EXHALES]

DON'’T LOOK AT IT TOO LONG, EH?

[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] [LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS] [Actors on film moaning...]

[Actors on film moaning...]

[♪...]

[BAG CRINKLES]

[BAG CRINKLES] [BAG OPENS]

[BAG OPENS]

[POCKETS BAG]

>> OPEN WIDE.

>> OPEN WIDE. [♪...]

[♪...]

>> Man: ♪ IF I PROMISED TO

SETTLE DOWN... ♪

>> [LAUGHING]

>> Man: ♪ WITH YOU

FOREVER BY MY SIDE ♪

[♪...]

♪ OH, WILL YOU KEEP THE PEACE?

>> THINK HE'’S HURT.

>> WAIT HERE.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'’T LEAVE US!

DON'’T LEAVE US!

>> I'’M TELLING YOU, STEVE,

THIS KID IS THE REAL DEAL.

YES!

RIGHT.

THANKS, DOVE.

YEAH...

HANG ON, STEVE.

[DRAWERS BANGING]

MANCHESTER, WHAT...

>> [BREATHING HEAVILY]

>> WHAT YOU DOING?

>> EH, SORRY, FRANNY.

BIT OF A RUSH.

[GASPING FOR BREATH]

[LAUGHING]

[WATER SPRAYING]

[LEAH TURNS WATER OFF]

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YEAH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM, I'’LL,

I'’LL BRING HIM DOWN.

O.K.

O.K. [♪..., STREAM BABBLING...]

[♪..., STREAM BABBLING...]

>> OOH.

[CHUCKLES]

WHAT SHALL WE CALL HIM?

>> PEACE FROG.

[THUNDER RUMBLES IN DISTANCE]

[WATER SPLASHING]

>> [LAUGHS]

>> [LAUGHS] [RAIN FALLING, BOTH PANTING]

[RAIN FALLING, BOTH PANTING]

>> WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN THERE?

>> PEACE FROG.

>> WHAT YOU DOING WITH A FROG?

>> PEELING ITS MOONS.

>> WHAT?

>> PEELING ITS MOONS.

>> YOU BEEN DRINKING?

>> MMM.

>> WHAT'’S GOING ON, MANCHESTER?

>> NOTHING.

WE'’RE HEALING ITS WOUNDS.

IT'’S INJURED.

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

[BREATHES HEAVILY] >> OFF HIS HEAD.

>> OFF HIS HEAD.

>> I WAS HAVING A REALLY WEIRD

DREAM ABOUT A...

MOUSE WITH A SIDE-PARTING IN HIS

HAIR.

HE WAS USING A HUMAN EARLOBE AS

A PUNCH-BAG.

A PUNCH-BAG. >> I LOVE YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT,

IT'’LL BE FINE.

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

IT'’LL BE FINE.

TRUST ME, TRUST ME, ABSOLUTELY.

TRUST ME, TRUST ME, ABSOLUTELY. COME ON, LET'’S GO.

COME ON, LET'’S GO.

COME ON, MANCHESTER.

COME ON, MANCHESTER. LET'’S GET GOING.

LET'’S GET GOING.

>> SO, WHAT'’S YOUR TECHNIQUE?

>> NO TECHNIQUE.

JUST INSTINCT.

A COUPLE OF INSTAMATICS...

AND A WILLING GIRLFRIEND.

>> YEAH.

SHE'’S AMAZING.

>> BEAUTY IS THAT IT TAKES LESS

TIME TO MAKE THE PHOTOGRAPHS

THAN IT TAKES FOR PEOPLE TO

LOOK AT THEM.

>> I THINK THE BEAUTY IS THIS

REJECTION OF LIGHTING, THE LACK

OF CHOREOGRAPHY.

IT LEADS TO IMAGES WITHOUT

ARTIFICIALITY.

THIS IS THE REAL THING.

THIS IS THE REAL THING. >> EXACTLY.

>> EXACTLY.

>> WE HAVE WORK TO DO,

GENTLEMEN.

>> INDEED.

>> YEAH.

>> HERE, GOT YOU SOMETHING.

>> FUCKING HELL, FRANNY.

>> YEAH, YOU JUST CARRY ON

TAKING THOSE PICTURES.

TAKING THOSE PICTURES. ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT?

>> YOU'’RE BACK AT LAST.

I'’M AS HORNY AS A FIELD OF

STAGS.

>> LOOK AT THIS, NOON.

I'’VE HAD A WICKED DAY.

>> GONNA FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT.

>> [BREATHING HEAVILY]

[KISSES]

[KISSES] [♪...]

[♪...]

>> Man: ♪ SILVER TREES

♪ PINWHEELS IN THE SNOW

♪ NO, WE DIDN'’T SEE YOU ♪

♪ THAT YEAR YOU KEPT

YOUR SHUTTERS CLOSED ♪

[CAMERA CLICKING...]

♪ WELL, I'’VE BEEN SLEEPING

TO YOUR FACE ♪

♪ AND I'’VE BEEN TALKING TO

YOUR SONGS... ♪

[MUSIC FADES]

[MUSIC FADES] >> [CHUCKLES]

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> FUCKIN'’ HELL, FRANNY.

>> [LAUGHS]

THAT IS YOU.

>> [CHUCKLES]

[WHISPERS]: NOON, NOON.

NOON.

NOON. I'’VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

I'’VE GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

>> Noon on tape: While I was on

holiday in Greece, I met these

two brothers.

They took it in turns to fuck me

in me hotel room.

One day the younger one took me

to the beach in the early

morning and told me he had

a surprise for me.

He pulled down his trunks and

showed me a tattoo on his dick.

One of those temporary ones

you stick on.

It was of a dolphin.

>> [GRUNTS]

>> I pulled my bikini bottoms

to one side and we fucked there

and then in the sand.

He bit my neck as the waves

engulfed us, and I rode that

dolphin until it was sick

inside me.

>> [MOANING]

>> This one took ages.

In the end, I could feel it

coming, and it nearly ripped

me pussy off.

My clit is throbbing.

[RECORDER CLICKS]

>> [MOANING...]

>> [MOANING...] [GRUNTING AND GASPING...]

[GRUNTING AND GASPING...]

[GASPING...]

>> FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

FUCK OFF!

COCK!

COCK! >> [BREATHING HEAVILY...]

>> [BREATHING HEAVILY...]

>> [BREATHING HEAVILY...] SORRY, BABY.

SORRY, BABY.

SORRY, BABY. NOON!

NOON!

NOON!

NOON!

>> NOON.

>> NOON. NOON!

NOON!

NOON! >> NOON...

>> NOON...

>> NOON... >> NOON!

>> NOON!

>> WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?

>> I DON'’T KNOW.

>> MANCHESTER, WE GOTTA GET

GOING.

>> NO WAY.

I'’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL SHE

COMES BACK.

>> WHY DON'’T WE ALL GO BACK

AND START GETTING READY AND SEE

IF SHE TURNS UP?

IF SHE DOESN'’T, NONE OF US

WILL GO.

>> MANCHESTER?

>> RIGHT.

[♪...]

NOON!

NOON! NOON!

NOON!

>> Woman: ♪ HELLO... HELLO...

HELLO... ♪

♪ HELLO... HELLO...

HELLO... ♪

♪ HERE WE ARE...

♪ MOVING...

MOVING...

HOME... ♪

HOME... ♪ [♪...]

[♪...]

♪ HELLO... HELLO... HELLO...

♪ HELLO... HELLO... HELLO...

>> MANCHESTER?

>> Woman: ♪ HERE WE ARE...

♪ MOVING...

MOVING...

HOME... ♪

HOME... ♪ [SONG ENDS]

[SONG ENDS]

[NEW SONG BEGINS]

[NEW SONG BEGINS] [GENERAL CONVERSATION...]

[GENERAL CONVERSATION...]

>> Woman: ♪ ALL THE GOLD

AND THE GUNS ♪

♪ IN THE WORLD

♪ COULDN'’T GET YOU OFF ♪

♪ ALL THE GOLD

♪ AND THE GUNS

♪ AND THE GIRLS...

[MUSIC FADES]

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I GIVE YOU... MANCHESTER.

[APPLAUSE...]

>> CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW.

VERY IMPRESSIVE.

>> THANKS.

>> SO SPONTANEOUS.

SO SUBVERSIVE.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOUR PHOTOGRAPHS ARE AMAZING,

SO RAW, WHAT'’S YOUR TECHNIQUE?

>> UH, HIS TECHNIQUE IS

AN ABSENCE OF TECHNIQUE.

HIS EYES ARE THE LENS.

>> WOULD YOU SAY YOUR IMAGES

WERE IN ANY WAY IMPUDENT?

>> DON'’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT

MEANS.

>> IT'’S JUST A YOUNG COUPLE

IN LOVE MAKING LOVE.

>> I TOLD YOU, DIDN'’T I?

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

YOU ARE A FUCKING STAR.

[♪...]

>> Woman: ♪ IS IT EVER GONNA BE

ENOUGH? ♪

♪ IS IT EVER GONNA BE ENOUGH?

♪ IS IT EVER GONNA BE ENOUGH?

[♪...]

[♪...] [MUSIC FADES]

[MUSIC FADES]

>> NOON.

YOU MADE IT.

WE WAITED FOR YOU AS LONG AS

WE COULD.

>> WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE

A TWAT?

>> I'’M NOT A TWAT.

I'’M AN ARTIST.

>> [SCOFFS]

>> NO, SERIOUSLY, I'’M AN ARTIST.

>> NO, SERIOUSLY, I'’M AN ARTIST. COME AND SEE.

COME AND SEE.

COME AND SEE. [SLAPS HIM HARD]

[SLAPS HIM HARD]

>> WHAT?

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

NOON!

NOON!

NOON.

DON'’T GO, PLEASE!

>> Noon: GO FUCKING DIE!

>> Noon: GO FUCKING DIE! [ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL]

[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL]

[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL] >> FUCK IT.

>> FUCK IT.

>> FUCK IT. [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] >> [CRYING ANGRILY] COCK!

>> [CRYING ANGRILY] COCK!

>> LADIES AND HERMAPHRODITES...

[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]

CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,

PLEASE?

THANKS FOR FUCKING COMING AND

LOOKING AT FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHS

OF MY FUCKING DICK...

YOU FUCKING TWATS.

[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

NOW I SUGGEST WE ALL GET NAKED

AND WRESTLE LIKE GREEKS.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> [LAUGHS] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [URINE SPLASHING]

[URINE SPLASHING]

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE...]

>> REMEMBER, LADIES!

THAT'’S WHERE CHAMPAGNE COMES

FROM.

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE CONTINUES]

[SCATTERED APPLAUSE CONTINUES] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [MUSIC ENDS]

[MUSIC ENDS]

[MUSIC ENDS] [SURF ROLLING, WIND BLOWING...]

[SURF ROLLING, WIND BLOWING...]

[SURF ROLLING, WIND BLOWING...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [MUSIC ENDS]

[MUSIC ENDS]

>> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT THE FUCK?

YOU FUCKING FUCKER!

>> HEY, HEY...

HEY!

MANCHESTER.

CALM DOWN, YOU CRAZY LITTLE

BASTARD!

THESE ARE FUCKING AMAZING!

SOME OF THE BEST YET!

>> I DIDN'’T EVEN FUCKING

>> I DIDN'’T EVEN FUCKING TAKE '’EM.

TAKE '’EM.

TAKE '’EM. [CAMERA SPLASHES INTO POOL]

[CAMERA SPLASHES INTO POOL]

[CAMERA SPLASHES INTO POOL] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [MUSIC FADES TO SILENCE]

[MUSIC FADES TO SILENCE]

[MUSIC FADES TO SILENCE] [BIG DOG BARKING]

[BIG DOG BARKING]

>> SORRY, MISTER.

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE

TO SLEEP.

[DOG PANTING...]

[DOG PANTING...] >> Man: COME ON.

>> Man: COME ON.

>> Man: COME ON. [BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[BIRDS CHIRPING...] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[SQUISH]

>> OHH... FUCKING HELL.

UGH.

UGH. [TOAST CRUNCHING...]

[TOAST CRUNCHING...]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS]

>> Noon on tape: I feel like

a severed limb.

Like an open sore

that will not heal.

that will not heal. [♪...]

[♪...]

>> [GASPING AND GULPING...]

>> [GASPING AND GULPING...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[BIRDS SQUAWKING...]

[BIRDS SQUAWKING...] [MANCHESTER GRUNTING...]

[MANCHESTER GRUNTING...]

[MANCHESTER GRUNTING...] [MUSIC FADES...]

[MUSIC FADES...]

[MEN AND WOMEN MOANING AND

[MEN AND WOMEN MOANING AND GRUNTING ON VIDEO...]

GRUNTING ON VIDEO...]

GRUNTING ON VIDEO...] >> [NOON MOANING...]

>> [NOON MOANING...]

>> [NOON MOANING...] [TAP, TAP, TAP]

[TAP, TAP, TAP]

>> CAN I SPEAK TO NOON, PLEASE?

>> NO.

>> NO. >> CAN YOU GIVE HER THESE, THEN?

>> CAN YOU GIVE HER THESE, THEN?

[PUNCH LANDS, THUD]

>> YOU SICK LITTLE BASTARD!

[KICKS HIM, MANCHESTER GASPS,

GROANING AND COUGHING...]

DON'’T YOU EVERCOME BACK HERE!

>> [CONTINUES GASPING

>> [CONTINUES GASPING AND COUGHING...]

AND COUGHING...]

AND COUGHING...] >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DAD?

>> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DAD?

>> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DAD? [BIRDS THUD ON TABLE...]

[BIRDS THUD ON TABLE...]

>> WHAT'’S GOING ON, NOON?

>> I'’M A TAXIDERMIST.

>> YOU'’RE KEEPING DEAD ANIMALS

IN MY FREEZER, NEXT TO MY

FISH FINGERS AND THEN

BLOODY STUFFING THEM?

>> NOT STUFFING THEM.

"TAXIDERMY" MEANS

"TO REARRANGE SKIN."

>> IF THIS HAS GOT ANYTHING

TO DO WITH MANCHESTER,

I'’LL REARRANGE HISSKIN.

IN FACT I'’LL TEAR THE BASTARD

A NEW ARSEHOLE.

I WILL!

[DOOR SLAMS]

[DOOR SLAMS] >> FUCK OFF!

>> FUCK OFF!

>> FUCK OFF! [MANCHESTER CRYING...]

[MANCHESTER CRYING...]

[DOOR CLATTERS OPEN]

>> THE PRESS HAVE GONE MAD.

THEY FUCKIN'’ LOVE YOU.

COME ON, KID,

PULL UP YOUR PANTS.

>> [SOBBING AND SNIFFLING...]

I DON'’T GIVE A SHIT.

>> BUT THIS IS ART, MANCHESTER.

>> FUCK ART...

AND FUCK YOU.

>> HERE.

SOLD...

EVERY SINGLE ONE.

EVERY SINGLE ONE. >> [SOBBING...]

>> [SOBBING...]

>> YOUR MUM USED TO SAY...

LOVE IS LIKE A BIRD.

HOLD IT TOO TIGHT

AND YOU'’LL CRUSH IT,

BUT HOLD IT TOO LOOSE...

BUT HOLD IT TOO LOOSE... IT'’LL FLY AWAY.

IT'’LL FLY AWAY.

[NOON SOBS]

[NOON SOBS] [♪...]

[♪...]

>> Duet: ♪ SHE WALKED IN

WITH SADNESS IN HER EYES ♪

♪ I COULD TELL SHE'’D BEEN

SLEEPING WITH THE STARS ♪

♪ "WELL, HELLO, I AM DAWN"

♪ "YES, I'’VE SEEN YOU AROUND AND

I JUST LIVE DOWN FROM HERE" ♪

I JUST LIVE DOWN FROM HERE" ♪ [♪...]

[♪...]

♪ AND SHE HAS A DAD

SHE DOES NOT KNOW ♪

♪ WHO SENDS HER LETTERS

WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS ♪

♪ "I DON'’T KNOW HIS NAME,

HE DON'’T KNOW MY FACE ♪

♪ I AM BETTER OFF THIS WAY..."

♪ I AM BETTER OFF THIS WAY..." [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [SONG FADES...]

[SONG FADES...]

[SONG FADES...] [TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP]

[TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP]

[TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP] [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE...]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE...]

[DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE...] [♪...]

[♪...]

>> Manchester: [PANTING...]

>> Manchester: [PANTING...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[BAG CRINKLING...]

[GASPING AND PANTING...]

[GASPING AND PANTING...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[GASPING AND WHEEZING...]

[GASPING AND WHEEZING...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [THUD, MUSIC ENDS]

[THUD, MUSIC ENDS]

[THUD, MUSIC ENDS] [CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING...]

[CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING...]

[CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING...] >> Noon: WHAT THE FUCK...

>> Noon: WHAT THE FUCK...

>> Noon: WHAT THE FUCK... [FLAMES CRACKLING...]

[FLAMES CRACKLING...]

[SCREAMING] MANCHESTER!

MANCHESTER!

[SOBBING...]

[FLAMES WHOOSHING

AND CRACKLING...]

AND CRACKLING...] MANCHESTER!

MANCHESTER!

[COUGHING AND SOBBING...]

MANCHES...

MANCHESTER...

[SOBBING...]

[SOBBING...] [FAINT, MUFFLED MOANING...]

[FAINT, MUFFLED MOANING...]

>> Manchester: [COUGHING

AND GASPING...]

AND GASPING...] >> [GASPING AND SOBBING...]

>> [GASPING AND SOBBING...]

>> [GASPING AND SOBBING...] OH, YOU...

OH, YOU...

[♪...]

YOU FUCKING DICK...

YOU FUCKING DICK... [GASPING, SOBBING...]

[GASPING, SOBBING...]

[GASPING, SOBBING...] [♪..., BIRDS CHIRPING...]

[♪..., BIRDS CHIRPING...]

Noon on tape: I miss you

beside me.

I don'’t know what it is

about you.

You make me feel

all funny inside.

[♪...]

You make my soul

come out of hiding.

come out of hiding. [♪...]

[♪...]

You have a special place

in my heart.

in my heart. [♪...]

[♪...]

Baby, I love you.

No one'’s ever gonna love you

more than I do.

more than I do. [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[♪...] [♪...]

[♪...]

[MUSIC FADES...]

[NEW SONG BEGINS]

>> Man: ♪ I COULD NEVER

BREAK YOUR HEART ♪

♪ I COULD NEVER BREAK YOUR,

BREAK YOUR HEART

AGAIN ♪

♪ LISTEN TO ME

♪ I COULD NEVER

BREAK YOUR HEART ♪

♪ I COULD NEVER

BREAK YOUR HEART AGAIN ♪

♪ LISTEN TO THIS SONG

♪ LISTEN TO THIS SONG

>> Woman: ♪ I COULD NEVER

BREAK YOUR HEART ♪

♪ I COULD TRY BUT NEVER

GET TOO FAR AGAIN, NO ♪

♪ LISTEN TO ME

♪ I COULD NEVER

BREAK YOUR HEART ♪

♪ I COULD TRY BUT NEVER

GET TOO FAR ♪

♪ LISTEN TO THIS SONG

♪ LISTEN TO THIS SONG

♪ OH

♪ OH OH...

♪ OH OH...

♪ OH OH... OH

♪ OH...

♪ THIS IS MY LOVE SONG

♪ THIS IS MY LOVE SONG

♪ THIS IS MY LOVE SONG

♪ LOVE SONG

♪ I COULD NEVER

BREAK YOUR HEART ♪

♪ I COULD NEVER BREAK YOUR,

BREAK YOUR HEART

AGAIN ♪

♪ LISTEN TO THESE WORDS

♪ I COULD NEVER

BREAK YOUR HEART ♪

♪ I COULD TRY BUT WOULDN'’T

GET TOO FAR... AGAIN ♪

♪ LISTEN TO THESE WORDS,

LISTEN TO THESE WORDS... ♪

LISTEN TO THESE WORDS... ♪ [SONG FADES SLOWLY...]