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You ready?

So, how was everyone's day today?

Honey, what did you do today?

One second, let's try to do...

Did

you have a good day at work today?

Oh my gosh, this is hilarious.

other moms get their families together for dinner and they actually enjoy it.

But I do know that desperate times call for desperate measures.

I've always dreamt of a family that enjoys spending time together at dinner.

unfortunately, I got the one who only pays attention to their own phone.

Well, if taking them away is how I'm going to get a proper family dinner with

electronics, then that's what I'll do.

What about your phone?

Well, I guess that means mine too.

Did you really get your wife?

I don't know. I mean, it's just... But how are you going to let her... You know

your stepmom, okay? When she says something, I just have to go along with

She's really good at... Never mind.

Just... What?

Nothing. I'll talk to her about the phone. So let's just finish our dinner,

okay?

Wait.

Freaking...

I wish I could say this type of behavior was unusual for my stepdaughter.

What's the matter, sweetie?

Are you looking for mommy's makeup again so you can look prettier than me?

Really, mom?

Just because you don't get that much attention doesn't mean I'm jealous of

or anything.

Like, whatever.

Okay, so first off... I'm convinced that she's just jealous of how attractive

her mother is.

And she just wants everything that I own.

Second, I know exactly what she's looking for.

Well, honey, if you're looking for the cell phones I hid last week, you're

going to find them.

Why do you care so much if we're obsessed with technology?

It's called parenting, sweetie.

You'll learn one day when you have a family of your own.

Unless she wants to steal mine.

Ugh, she sucks.

Hate her.

There she is, my favorite stepdaughter.

Any luck, Pumpkin?

No, she probably sold him or threw him outside.

Oh no, she's insane.

Well... She took the phones about five days ago, so it could be another week

before we get them back.

I know.

I do have your stepbrother looking as well, so maybe he can find them. Oh, my

gosh. I really hope he hurries up. I'm going insane.

Me too. I have a super big headache. My shoulder's all tense.

A headache? Why?

Well, you know, we haven't had... I haven't been able to watch my shows, no

technology, no...

And I'm just so stressed by this situation.

I'm really tense right here.

Can I just give it a little rub?

You don't think that's weird? You're my dad.

I mean, it's just a shoulder rub. It's just a massage.

Okay. I like it.

Thanks, babe.

You do kind of feel tense.

Yeah, ever since she took the damn phones.

Wow, what are you doing?

What? Why is my hand on your dick?

Well, I was a little tense there, too, because, I mean, me and your mom haven't

been really fucking.

So, I've just been tense.

Even with the no technology thing?

That's a little low.

Yeah, no sex, no porn, no nothing.

I mean, isn't that weird?

I mean, I'm your stepdad. It's fine.

Like, it could be between us.

I mean... You haven't had any... I do have a boyfriend, and we haven't talked

a long time because of the phones being taken away.

See? So... But still, I don't know. It can be between us.

I don't know.

Mom, she already thinks I'm freaking out to get her.

No, it's okay.

No, for real, she's going to freak out.

Here, just put it here and then do whatever you like about that.

Okay.

Mom's not going to find out.

Your mother's not going to find out. It's so freaking weird.

I just have a feeling she's going to know.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm getting a little feelings here too.

Doesn't it feel good?

It does a little. Just a little.

Just a little?

What about now?

Yeah, I feel good.

Daddy take care of you.

Oh fuck, it's been forever.

Can't take my boyfriend, so I can't go to his house Thanks

daddy Oh

My

god, I can't believe I'm doing this with my

dad right now

This feels so wrong.

Yeah.

What did I tell you she obviously did something to seduce my husband

Well, don't judge me. It was short notice, okay?

Hey, mom.

Hi, sweetie.

Uh, I was going to ask you if I can get my stuff back.

I don't know.

I think we really should continue this week without technology. I haven't had

porn in like a week. I'm going to explode.

Please, is there any way I can get my stuff back?

Okay, I'll think about letting you get your stuff back, but first, I'm going to

need you to do a few chores around the house, mister.

Okay.

Okay? Alright, alright.

Okay, fine.

What kind of chores do you need me to do?

Um, we have to mop the floors, we have a bunch of laundry that needs to be done.

I mean, all you have to do is take a look around, really. There's stuff all

over. to be done.

Okay. Fine.

Alright.

Alright.

I was gonna give in, but... I think it's time to

teach my ungrateful family not to mess with me.

I think I'll need some scissors for this one.

weird it out again weird it out or were you just about to come maybe both but

i don't know i don't know i could do this behind mom's back it's mom she's

already on one with me it's just you're gonna have to deal with her

it's okay listen you have needs i have needs you haven't been able to talk to

your boyfriend or see him or anything

It's true. It's fine.

Just go with it.

I don't know, but... Be

a good girlfriend, okay?

Daddy has me.

Oh, God.

Hey, what's going on? What's up?

Did you have any luck finding the phones?

No. No luck, huh?

No. Oh, my gosh.

I don't know what to do, man.

Well, I guess we'll wait for your mother to come back.

We're going to have to join forces.

Yeah.

We'll all have a talk with her and see if we can kind of convince her.

I think that would be the best bet.

I feel like she'd have to listen to all of us. Right. We'll all talk to her at

the same time.

That could be the trick.

Yeah.

Are you doing laundry again?

Just got you doing laundry, huh?

Yeah.

Man, I don't know what I'm going to do without my phone.

It's going to be too long.

Oh, yeah, I understand.

Well, you know, we have to talk to your... Oh.

Psycho mother.

Hey, honey.

Hi. Yes?

Hey, Mom.

You got more laundry?

I noticed everyone was getting a little bit bored around the house, so I figured

we could do some chores together.

Chores?

Seriously, why don't you hold these? That's your idea?

Can we have our phones out here?

I'm here.

What are you guys doing?

I'll hold them, honey. You can...

Well,

if you hand them to me, I can just set them down.

Organize.

You know?

Yeah.

Why is there a hole?

A what, sweetie?

A whole lot of mismatched socks.

No,

there's no socks over here, though.

There's socks, but there's none in this basket.

Towels. Towels.

You guys looking for socks, I think?

No, there's no socks over here.

Just towels, right? Yeah, just towels.

No socks.

Maybe they're in the dryer still.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Yeah, they could be in the dryer.

Probably somewhere deep in the dryer.

You know that sock monster is always eating up these socks, you know

I can't believe I'm doing this with my dad right now.

Fuck.

Mom, why is there a... Why is there a whole... A lot

of mixed mass... Fuck.

That's right, only a mom knows how to stroke her horny son's cock

How's the, did you guys find all the socks? The mismatches, or no?

Uh, yeah, yeah, we found them.

Okay. We have some other stuff to fold up over here, though.

Oh, alright, well, we'll handle these to this basket.

You guys find all those socks? The mismatches?

Huh?

The mismatches, you found them?

Um, still looking. There's probably a couple lost in the dryer or something.

Okay. We'll find them.

Oh, that sock monster.

Honey, we really need to talk about this no cell phone thing.

Yeah, how does everyone feel like they're doing after these few days with

technology? Me and the kids had a talk and none of us are really happy about

situation. Life sucks.

I think in a couple of days we'll get used to it. And I think it's really

important that we spend time trying to bond as a family.

Yeah, I mean, we're bonding now, but... I just feel like we need internet.

We can bond way better when we have the internet.

There's actually things to talk about.

It's not that bad, Speedy.

Everyone's doing great.

Oh, um, here, why don't you get down and... Ah, there you go. Do you want

things? Yes, thank you.

Oh, honey, where did you get this blanket from?

We got that blanket on our family vacation a couple of summers ago. Don't

remember that, honey?

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Mexico, Mexico, right?

Yeah, when we went to Mexico.

Oh, yeah, it's great. It's a great blanket.

Yeah, the kids were so young then.

We were all so happy. We had such a great time. Until we got in that

about you using your phone the whole trip. Oh, here we go with the phones.

I'll tell you what, honey. Speaking of vacations, we really should take another

family trip.

Yeah, we should. Where should we go?

Um, you know what? Wherever you want.

Wherever you want.

Just as long as we can all spend time together, just like we like.

I would love that. Why don't we take a trip back to Mexico?

I don't know.

You know what? This time, maybe instead of getting two rooms, we just get one

big room.

I think that sounds like a great plan, honey.

Hey, Lola, sweetie, can you hand me a towel? I need to get to work on cleaning

these floors.

Here you go, honey.

Thank you.

It'll probably be better like that, I feel like.

Ooh, I think it'd be really great if we took a trip to the Grand Canyon this

year. Oh, you'd rather go to the Grand Canyon?

Yeah, wouldn't that be awesome? I've never been before.

And I'm sure the kids would love to see it.

Yeah. Let me ask, honey, would you like to go to the Grand Canyon?

Sure.

I'll ride that.

Well,

she's in for it.

What do you think, Parker?

Want to go to the Grand Canyon?

Sure, yeah.

Sweetie, why don't you help dust this part of the couch?

You'll have your phone back to check the stocks shortly.

As long as everyone behaves.

There's so many rules in this family.

The rolls are good for us.

How's the laundry going over there, honey?

Oh, it's going great, Lois.

Holding up all the towels for you and everything.

Almost finished.

I hope we get our phones back soon.

Miss porn.

Porn? Really?

Shut up.

Y 'all are all so obsessed with your phones.

It's not healthy.

This is actually a really soft blanket.

I forget why I stopped using it to go to sleep with.

Have you gotten our phones back yet? Have you found them? No.

Are you looking?

Yeah.

Not hard enough. Just as much as you're looking.

Man, I've been looking. I've looked everywhere in this freaking house, even

outside. Y 'all are never going to find where I put those phones.

You're torturing us. Honey, seriously, we need our phones.

You'll get them back eventually.

But we need to learn to appreciate each other without just being on our

technology all the time.

My boyfriend's going to end up breaking up with me if I don't text him soon.

Your boyfriend will be fine.

I don't think so. Y 'all don't understand.

I've been there before when I was your age.

But I promise, your boyfriend will be just fine. Are y 'all good over there?

y 'all need help cleaning?

Oh, I think I got it.

I'm just...

Cleaning up the floor behind the couch. There's so much stuff. Busking the

couch.

I just got to clean these floors.

You're doing a good job, Mom.

Are you dusting your side of the couch, honey?

I'm just going to check these blankets out over here.

There are more blankets in there?

Yeah, we have a lot of blankets.

And towels.

Yeah, there's so much stuff to be done around the house.

Sure. Is that the reason why you took our phone?

So I clean this freaking house?

It's good for us to do things together.

I agree. We should do a lot more stuff together.

I agree. We should do a lot more things together.

This is your way of bonding? It's crazy.

I think it's nice to spend time with each other without technology.

You guys are all so addicted to your phone.

It's hard to get any conversation out of you. I think this is the most I've

spoken to you guys in months.

In a way, it's been months.

I feel like we just spent the day together a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, but not like this.

We get to know each other so well.

You think so?

Yeah.

We are.

I mean, I guess it's been a while since we've actually... Connected like this?

Yeah.

How's that laundry going over there, honey?

Oh, it's going great. I'm just getting these towels together, the blankets.

Thanks for your help, you guys.

Oh, anything, babe, anything. You know, you work so hard around the house.

And there's nothing else for you.

Are you still cleaning the floor down there, babe?

I am.

I'm getting under the couch now.

Someone must have spilled something.

Lola, you're always eating over here. Did you spill something?

I didn't spill anything.

It's okay, honey. I'm cleaning it up.

Just keep working on the laundry, please.

I think it was Lola.

The other thing is my fault, apparently.

I'm just done with the laundry.

I think there's probably another load of clothes in the dryer.

Another load?

Yep, and then we'll be all done with our laundry.

Oh boy.

So many loads. And then maybe we can play some board games or something as a

family. I think I found one of the socks.

All right.

There we go.

The mishmash one?

Well, it's white. I don't know if that was the one.

Yeah, that's the one. It was the white one.

We didn't lose any.

Oh, yeah, that freaking bathing suit. That didn't fit him.

Yes.

That's the only one we have left. That's funny.

sure your boyfriend misses you.

I miss him more.

I think it'll probably do you and your boyfriend some good to go a few days

without talking to each other. All you do is spend all day every day talking to

him anyway.

He's my favorite person in the whole wide world. That's why.

He should be a young human being.

Oh yeah.

Of course.

You're my favorite dad.

You love your daddy, don't you?

Yeah, I do.

I always take care of you.

He's probably blowing on my phone now that I think about it, thinking I'm

We'll see. It's off.

It'll come up. Your text message will come up green. He'll know.

He knows your mom's... He's probably busy hanging out with his friends,

sweetie. I don't think he's going to think you're dead.

I'm his only friend.

You're his only friend.

Well, I like to think I'm his only friend. Maybe your boyfriend is lame if

you're his only friend.

Hey, I like the lame guys.

They give me all the attention.

And he taught me how to play video games.

He taught you how to play video games? You sound like a nerd.

Hey, Lola, you could do better than that.

I've got no friends. Leave her alone.

She likes what she likes.

She likes what she fucking likes.

It feels so good to get these chores out of the way.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

At least we're getting them out the way.

Honey, you know, if you want to go on vacation, I'm going to have to need my

phone to check flights and destinations. You'll get your phone back, honey.

Huh? You'll get your phone back.

I know, but I really just want to go on this vacation.

It's so much fun to spend time together.

Quality time together.

Maybe we're spending some great quality time together now.

Honey, are you still cleaning the floor?

I'm cleaning the wall by the fireplace. There's ashes everywhere.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Parker, I told you it was the fireplace.

Check out that wood.

Oh, yeah. Check out the wood by the fireplace.

I'm so dirty over here.

Cleaning is going good.

Yeah, that's great

We're

all set over here, I think

Are you fucking mom?

Oh my gosh, you're fucking mom!

What? What?

What's going on?

You're fucking dad!

I knew it!

That's what comes!

Oh, hold on. Everybody needs to come sit down. We have to talk about this.

Yeah, we need to have a talk.

Guys, I mean, this is just...

No, none of this would have happened. Lola, this is your fault. It's because

you're so jealous of me all the time. You want everything that I have. I'm

literally not jealous of you. I'm so sick of this.

Guys, please, let's stop arguing.

Okay, it's nobody's fault.

I think without the cell phones, we just got a little crazy.

And no technology.

And I think that's just what it was, you know.

This is what brought us together today.

Maybe I did go a little overboard.

You think?

Maybe a little? Just a little?

Well, listen, I'd say maybe the experiment worked because it

brought us all together. We all came together.

That's true, and I'm feeling a lot less stressed than I was earlier.

Me too. Come together?

That sounds like the perfect family activity.

All right.

Maybe if we can spend the day together and everyone's well -behaved. I'll give

everyone their phones and electronics back this evening. Really?

Define well -behaved.

You know what I mean.

Wow.

I'm okay with it.

I mean, I think it'll bring us all closer together.

I mean, we're here now.

Let's do it.

Awesome.

This was a good idea.

I think so too.

So hot

Especially when it's my brother's.

oh yeah wonderful

Don't you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

That's a good girl.

That's a good girl.

Yeah.

Put Daddy's cock back inside her.

Yeah, put it back inside her fucking pussy.

I want you to smell this plaque, okay?

Thank you.

You're just so beautiful you're my inspiration

That's such a tight little pussy, baby.

Just like your mother's.

My pussy's tight like yours.

My tongue feels so fucking cold.

You're almost as good as your dad is.

I want to watch your sucky brothers talk.

My brother's coffee.

Get over there.

I want to watch you bite your brother's chocolate.

I guess.

Don't tell our friend.

I don't know what to do

Lola, I wanna watch you ride your brother's dick.

Go on, get on top of his dick.

What are you doing?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Give your mommy a kiss.

Good.

But I can't even think right now.

So much better than porn.

Oh, thank you.

It's so important when you have the real thing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Mommy's got all of her fucking cum all over her face. You ready?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

So it looks like my experiment made everyone a little bit crazy But if

could find a silver lining to this it would be my family

think fucking brought this family together?

It did.

Can you get our phones back now? Yeah.

Alright,

everyone's phones are in the laundry room.

Woo!

Everyone can get their phones back.

I thought I did check the laundry room. You literally didn't look anywhere. You

didn't check well enough, young man.

Oh my gosh. Come on, come on, kids.

Unbelievable.