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Well, I guess this is it.

Are you sure this is the right place? This is what the address said.

Hmm. Alright.

Let's see.

Oh. This doesn't look anything like the pictures.

Of course not.

Ugh. Looks nothing like the pictures.

Wow. Well.

It is what it is.

Let me get my suitcase. I'll be back.

Okay.

Um, hey, Mom.

Um, isn't it a little dark in here?

It is. I tried the light switch, but I don't know.

It wasn't working.

Oh, there's a remote over here. Let me see.

That must be it. Yeah, maybe.

Oh.

Oh, there it goes.

Oh, that's much better. Much better.

So, oh, yeah, this doesn't look anything like the pictures. There were supposed

to be two beds here.

Yeah, um, so...

I have to, like, sleep on the floor now?

No, silly.

You can sleep next to me.

The bed is huge. Look at how big it is. It's like, you can fit, like, five

people in here. It's so big.

Yeah, that's a little weird, don't you think? No, honey, it's not weird at all.

You're my stepson. It's perfectly normal.

I can just go sleep with my cousins or something. I'll just wake them up.

They're already in bed. They're sleeping.

I mean, it's so late. I actually even called to see if I could get us a

different room, and there was nothing available.

And I called your aunt, too, and she was not answering. So they're definitely

sleeping. But it's only for one night. It's really not that big of a deal.

Are you sure?

I'm positive, honey.

Like I said, you're my stepson. It's not a big deal.

All right. I guess it's okay.

So we have a really busy day tomorrow. I bet you're excited, right?

Yeah, but can we go get pizza?

Oh, honey, I don't know.

It's a little bit late. Maybe we can get it delivered?

I meant tomorrow, but I'll eat pizza now. Yeah?

Okay. I can get a pizza delivered.

Well, it's supposed to be my birthday present and do what we want. And if you

have all kinds of stuff planned, I don't know how that works. Well, it's all the

stuff planned for you. You know that.

Oh.

Okay. It's all of your favorite things, like bumper cars and, like, roller

coasters, and you get to drive, like, a really fast, fast car.

And pizza.

And pizza. And lots of pizza. I promise. Lots of pizza. It's going to be so much

fun. And video games. Lots and lots of video games, too. Yeah. There's going to

be balloons and so much fun. I wish I could have brought my PS5.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I like video games.

I know you do. I know you love to play the video games. And pizza.

And pizza.

Well, we definitely need to start getting dressed for bed because it is so

So can we skip the pizza for tonight then?

Yeah, I guess that's okay.

Okay, perfect. So I'm just going to grab my pajamas.

Okay.

Hopefully I can get my stuff out. There we go.

And it looks like you're all ready for bed. You found your stuff already.

Yeah, I didn't bring that much stuff, Mom.

You know, it's...

pretty easy. Well, you really didn't need that much though, so.

Oh, gosh.

I've been driving all day and I'm so tired.

You must be exhausted.

I'm pretty tired.

Oh, I bet.

I must be so tired.

Tomorrow is your big, big day. You must be... Oh!

I don't know how you're going to sleep tonight. You must be so excited.

Um, I am.

Um, I don't know where I can change.

I'm just going to turn the light off while I get undressed, okay?

Um, okay.

Okay. All right. I'm just going to put on my pajamas.

Oh. No peeking. Okay, Mom.

This place isn't so bad.

Um, no. I guess it's okay. It could be worse.

Did you already brush your teeth?

No. I can go do that in a minute. Okay.

I'm ready for bed. Are you?

Yeah, I just, I've got to go brush my teeth.

Okay. I'll be right back. Okay, perfect.

All ready for bed.

Okay.

You sure this is good?

Yeah, it's absolutely fine.

I've just got to put some of this on. My skin is so dry.

covers, honey.

You look like you're freezing.

I am pretty cold. Yeah, get under the covers.

Here, let me help you.

Here, let me get you all nice and tucked in.

There we go.

How's that? Is that better?

Um, uh, yeah.

Okay, good.

Perfect.

So much better.

It still seems such a weird thing, Mom. It's not weird at all, honey.

Do you remember climbing in bed with us when you were younger?

Yeah, but... Seriously, it's not a big deal.

I'm not that little anymore. I know, but it's not a big deal.

Like I said, you're my stepson. It's not weird at all.

It's not weird.

All right.

I am definitely ready for bed. I am so tired.

Okay. Well, at least they give us really nice pillows.

Yeah.

Here.

Oh, honey, your feet are freezing.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Come on, move closer.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, here, put your feet in between my legs. Let me warm those up for you. Oh.

Okay. Okay.

Wow, you're so cold.

I'm so tired.

What's going on here?

I don't know.

Is that your penis that's poking me?

I've been trying to get rid of it.

It's just... Oh, Jesus.

I'm trying to sleep.

Oh, Jesus.

I get to see what's going on here. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's okay.

I'll get rid of it. No, I get to see what's going on.

All right, what's going on here?

Seriously.

Jesus.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. All right.

Yeah, I need you to try and get rid of that thing. I don't know.

I did. It's so hard right now.

Yeah, I...

Yeah, just, I'll sit here and you just try and get rid of that thing. I don't

know. I've been trying to, like, think of baseball and other stuff and it's

not working.

Yeah, I don't, how else, like, what do you normally do to get rid of

it? Well, normally I just kind of play with it a little bit and, you know,

things happen. Jesus.

I can't believe we're having this conversation right now. I'm sorry.

Well, maybe if you just play with it, it'll go away.

Yeah, I'm a little uncomfortable with you right here.

Okay, so I'll turn the lights back off, okay?

Okay.

Okay, I'll turn the lights off, and then you just try and play with it and make

it go away, okay?

Yeah. All right, I'm going to turn the lights off.

All right, so why don't you see if you can play with it and make it go away.

just going to lay right here while you do that.

And, yeah.

I can't believe this is happening.

I feel

like it's getting worse.

It's getting worse?

Yeah. What do you mean it's getting worse?

It hurts a little bit.

Because it's... I'm sorry.

Don't apologize. I mean, it's okay, but you really need to get rid of that thing

so you can go to sleep because we have to be up in a few hours.

I'm trying.

Okay.

I don't even know what else to do.

Here, maybe?

Maybe if you stick it in here, maybe that'll help?

Um, maybe?

Yeah, here, let's try and do that.

Um, oh, ooh.

Yeah, okay.

Let's see if that does anything.

Okay? Um, yeah.

Jesus.

Jesus. I can't believe this.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Hopefully this thing goes down soon.

Does it feel like it's going to start going away?

Not really.

Okay. All right, I think we're going to have to try something else.

Okay.

What else is there to do?

I don't know. I have a few ideas.

All right. All right, let me... I have something I can try here.

All right. That wasn't working.

So here, let me... Maybe

that might help.

I can't believe I'm doing this. Jesus.

That

feels really

good. Okay, well, maybe it's working.

It's doing something.

Oh, okay.

Well, hopefully... Well, hopefully that'll work.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Oh, anything to get you to sleep?

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

It's definitely doing something.

Yeah, I can tell.

What do you think?

Um... It's, um... It's working a little bit, I

think. Yeah, you think so?

Uh -huh.

I don't know. I don't see any

difference.

Do you have any other ideas?

Yeah, I have a couple ideas. I can't believe I'm doing this.

Jesus.

What are you... What are we doing now?

That feels really good.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Does that make you go down?

Sometimes.

Feels like it's making it harder.

Oh, it normally gets harder before it gets softer.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

Oh, okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah. That really feels

good. Oh.

Is it working?

I don't know. I can't really tell.

Is it doing anything?

I feel like it's getting harder, but...

Yeah,

I don't know.

I don't know if that's going to work or not.